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Last season on "The Hills..."

Surprise!

Our first year in LA was full of surprises

with a new city, a new job

new friends, and of course, Jason.

It was all one big adventure.

After everything we had been through

we were all looking forward to a great summer.

I wanna go out every single night.

I decided not to take the internship in Paris

which meant Whitney got to go instead.

Audrina landed herself a new job at Epic Records

and wasted no time fitting right in.

- How's it going? - Good.

Heidi got promoted at Bolthouse

and now works the door at LA's hottest club.

Do you like my earpiece?

Remember when I was jealous when you had one?

That's where she met her boyfriend Spencer

but she was about to find out that Spencer

was also seeing Audrina.

As for me, my plans were to spend the summer

in Malibu with Jason

but things quickly went from bad to worse.

And finally, we broke up.

Yeah, my *** golf clubs.

There's so much stuff.

These aren't my towels.

- 'What else is there?' - That's it.

- That's mine. - You're my...

Now, what am I supposed to do with all this?

I'm sorry, I just didn't wanna be like

dropping your stuff off on the curb.

That's not how I saw it.

Stop. Come here.

'Are you still gonna be my buddy?'

I can't be a normal buddy though. It doesn't work.

- Why? - I can't 'cause it's you.

So what do you want me to do? I don't understand you.

I'm saying I don't want you out of my life.

I don't wanna be like, no, I'm never gonna talk to you again

but I can't be normal with you.

Like, I want to, but I can't.

It's not that easy to, like, like, not see you.

I know, but it's harder to see you.

It just is.

- Come here. - I'm sorry.

It's okay.

Alright.

♪ But you won't love me anyway ♪

♪ Doesn't matter what I say ♪

♪ To change your mind ♪

♪ I gave it everything I could ♪

♪ But you never ever would ♪

♪ So there you go for the last time ♪

♪ This town is our town ♪

♪ It is so glamourous ♪

♪ I bet you'd live here if you could and be one of us ♪

♪ This town is our town it is so glamo... ♪

- 'Who are we waiting for?' - 'Brian.'

Okay, so, Thursday, as you guys know

Area is our new club that's opening.

We wanted to do like an old-school Hollywood opening.

Red carpet and, like, media

and just, you know, really exciting. And we're way behind.

We're praying to God that we can get ready by Thursday.

'So, Heidi, you're gonna be working hostess.'

Rob, door. Michelle, camera check.

So, Heidi, we've got a lot of work to do, so don't bug me.

'Alright. Go, team.'

'You've reached Heidi.'

'Leave me a message and I'll call you back.'

Hey, Heidi. It's Audrina.

Um, I don't know what's going on

or if you're mad at me or what

so call me back whenever you get this. Bye.

♪ Today will be yesterday ♪

♪ Uh-huh tomorrow ♪

♪ Today will be yesterday ♪

♪ Uh-huh uh-huh tomorrow ♪

♪ Today will be yesterday ♪

♪ Uh-huh tomorrow ♪

♪ Today will be yesterday ♪

♪ Uh-huh uh-huh tomorrow ♪

♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪

- Hey. - Hi. How are you?

- I'm great. How are you? - Good.

What's going on?

Nothing. I just got here little bit ago.

So what's going on? How was your summer?

It was good. How was yours?

Um, mine was great.

- I got to go to Paris. - 'I know.'

- How was it? - 'It was insane.'

I mean, it was one of the coolest things, like...

- Oh, my God. Cute purse. - Oh, thank you.

They had all these couture dresses

from the last runway shows.

See, like, I worked on this photo-shoot this summer.

- How cool. - Yeah. And how was your summer?

Did you end up getting that beach house?

- I didn't ask you about that. - Yeah, but not for that long.

Like, I knew you and Jason broke up

but I didn't even know what happened.

Like, we just kept fighting every single day

and it was like the same fights

and we both knew we were gonna break up.

Are you okay now?

I'm sorry.

So I don't know. I wonder what we're doing today.

Have you seen Lisa yet?

Just briefly said hi to her, but I haven't, like

sat down and talked to her or anything.

I, like, haven't even talked to her since the Paris thing.

- Really? - Oh, so real.

Oh, Brent is calling.

Hello.

Yeah. Sure. Okay.

We got to go into Lisa's office.

- Oh, right now? - Yeah.

Hi, Whitney. Hi, Lauren. How are you?

- 'Good. How are you?' - Good.

- 'Welcome back.' - Thank you.

- Has school started yet? - 'Yeah.'

I've been in school for a month already.

And, Lauren, are you back at FIDM?

Um, I start really soon.

- How was the summer? - 'Summer was great.'

- Um, Paris was amazing. - Did you meet Fiona?

I met Fiona. She was unbelievable.

She sent us to Coco Chanel's apartment.

We got to see that, so it was pretty amazing.

Well, that was a great choice of yours to make to go to Paris.

Is it something that you think that you might

be interested in doing next summer?

Definitely. It would be awesome if I could do that.

Oh, I'm sure we'll have a conversation and discuss that.

- 'Okay.' - Lauren didn't go to Paris.

She's gonna always be known as the girl who didn't go to Paris.

'Do you regret that decision?'

How was your summer at the beach with your boyfriend?

Did that work out for you?

♪ Oh this is me ♪

'Today was such a bad day.'

'I'm so over hearing about Paris and Jason.'

I think every day it will get

a little bit easier, you know.

It is so frustrating 'cause I was just

I broke up with him, 'cause I was sad

of crying every day.

Like, I didn't wanna cry anymore.

And then I was crying 'cause I was fighting

and now I'm crying 'cause he's not here to make me stop.

He was like my best friend

and it's like losing your best friend.

The best part of Jason was you.

'There's just so many guys who just think'

'you're the most amazing thing in the entire world.'

I've had so many guys ask me

"Is she single yet? Is she single yet?"

Like, I'm not kidding.

I hate being single. I'm not good at it.

♪ He's still here ♪

♪ And I'm gone ♪

♪ She said she'd wait outside the windowsill ♪

'How do you ever find this place?'

'This is, like, in the middle of nowhere.'

This is my spot. I've been here eating since I was, like, 14.

♪ So I jumped into my car ♪

Bro, should I just leave the keys in?

♪ Went in to take a look ♪

♪ I bought a long stem rose ♪

Get ready for the best Mexican food

you ever had in your entire life.

'I'm so hungry.'

- So we can draw. - Yes.

Oh, now we're talking.

Thank you.

- Spencer steak? - Come on, now.

You don't think they'd give me my own steak here.

Are you excited about the Area grand opening?

- A little. - How do you call that work?

Putting on a walkie-talkie and cruising around the club?

- It's so fun. - That's what I'm saying.

It's like the best job I ever heard of.

Everybody's gonna be there Thursday night.

Audrina, she's not gonna be there, no, way. She--

All the people I work with hate her, so...

You know what she used to say, right?

She said, "Oh, Heidi doesn't like me

because I'm hanging out with Spencer."

When was she... I didn't hang out with her this summer.

That's what she said.

Was she hitting on you?

No, she was totally, like, a friend vibe.

- You know? - She's so weird.

There are some people in LA that are...

Oh, this margarita is just too good.

I couldn't be happier right now.

- With your margaritas? - No.

With Heidi Montag at dinner

at my favorite restaurant in the world.

That is why I couldn't be happier.

Thanks for the flowers, Spencer.

- Are you staying over? - Yeah.

- Hi. Hi, Bella. - Good morning!

Good morning to you. Breakfast without me?

- Yeah, you want some Pinkberry? - No, thanks.

'Did you have fun with Spencer last night?'

Oh, my God, Spencer's getting like

more and more, like, affectionate too.

- Really? - Okay.

You know how before it was like he'll go talk to girls?

He'd be like, Oh, this is my friend

but he'll keep talking to them.

Now he'll like start, like, hiding behind me.

He'll be, like, in a cute way, he'll be like

Oh, yeah. Hi. Nice to see you.

And then he'll, like, run to me and be like, and this is Heidi

and then he'll like turn to me and start talking to me.

Oh, Spencer loves you.

♪ Gonna teach you how ♪

♪ To get the girl of your dreams ♪

'Thank you.'

Let me get this for you, my dear.

Thank you.

These are so pretty.

'So, you know, I went out with Heidi last night.'

I thought you guys were friends.

So did I. I don't know what her problem is.

And I tried to confront her about it

and she won't talk to me, so...

Does Lauren have attitude too?

Since Heidi doesn't like me for whatever reason

they're kind of into their own thing.

How do you not like you? That's what I wanna know.

- I don't know. - 'So, I'm gonna ask her.'

They live together, right?

- 'So it's like two against--' - Two against me.

- I'll be your team member. - Thank you.

I got your back.

I gotta take you to-- Do you like Mexican food though?

- It's my favorite. - We're going to Don Antonio's.

Like, life-changing Mexican food.

- Like, unheard of. - So good?

Patron margaritas on the rocks, pitchers.

'What do you say we cruise tonight'

'and then we roll to Area?'

- Yeah. - Are you guys cool?

I'm still gonna go. I'm not afraid or like...

- You know? - It's not like she--

'Heidi doesn't wanna be friends, that's fine'

but I'm still gonna go and have fun.

- Yeah? - What?

Is Cody here with this person or is he coming--

Yeah, I don't know if he's with her.

Kristen, come in.

Hi.

- What are you doing? - Coming to dance.

Are you having fun? You working out here?

Yeah. Lots to do. Lots to do.

- Where's our table? - On the dance floor.

Dance floor where? You're not gonna show us our table?

- No. Sorry. It's VIP. - I get you.

- Have fun out here though. - Alright, bye.

'Why would she show up here with him?'

Doesn't she have her own friends? Like, can't she get--

She's obviously doing it to get a rise out of you.

Let me tell you something, girls

are sometimes worse than the guys.

L, she and I have beef.

Oh, wow.

What?

Heidi.

What?

- Let's go. - 'Okay.'

Why would she come here with a guy that I was hooking up with?

I would never do that.

I would never disrespect somebody like that.

Because you're a good girl.

And then you know she's playing around, like

"I'm a nice girl. No, you're not.

You're a mean, conniving bitch."

Girls like that are not worth it.

So how are things? How's the boy situation?

Non-existent right now.

With Spencer? What happened?

- 'He showed up with Audrina.' - Shut up.

- Where? - At Area.

While you were working? Oh, my God.

What, were you guys full-on together in a relationship?

I think it was gonna start to be and then--

Like, you were definitely falling for him?

Yeah.

- Oh, God. That sucks. - I think I'm gonna go home.

- I really don't feel good. - Really? Why?

I don't know, I've been like so incredibly dizzy

and nauseous for the past couple days that I can't even stand up.

I can't even, like, sit. I'm so like...

- Okay. I'm sorry. - I know. Me too.

- Okay. Bye, honey. - Bye.

The girl I told you about, Heidi, we used to be friends.

I went to Area grand opening.

So does she, like, she works there?

She, she helps out at the door.

And we walked in with the guy that she's, like

madly in love with, and like, he kind of had a crush on me

and like, I don't know, I think she just freaked out.

'Cause she's like, "Oh, my God, why is she here with him?"

'Like, I don't, I don't like him.'

I have no interest in any of her guys.

And he came up to me and he kept grabbing me

on the dance floor and I was like, Spencer, stop.

So he likes you, but Heidi likes him?

Listen to this, he got back with Heidi supposedly

and I was like, "Aren't you back with Heidi now?"

And he's like, "Well, not tonight."

I was like it's so piggish.

And so, I don't know, it's just like a huge ordeal.

- And it's just stupid. - Drama.

She should just get over it.

♪ I came home in the middle of the night ♪

♪ My father says what you gonna do with your life? ♪

♪ Well daddy dear ♪

Have a good day.

Ah, that's okay. Thanks.

♪ Oh girls they wanna have fun ♪

- Hi. - Hi.

♪ Take a beautiful girl ♪

♪ Oh and they hide her away from the rest of the world ♪

♪ Well not me ♪

♪ I wanna be the one in the sun ♪

♪ Girls they wanna have fun ♪

♪ Oh girls they ♪

♪ It's all they really want ♪

♪ Those girls ♪

♪ They wanna have fun ♪

♪ Those girls they wanna have fun ♪