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My new life in LA was off to a great start.

Hi!

Already I had moved into an awesome

new apartment with my best friend Heidi

and landed a dream internship at "Teen Vogue."

You work for us. You represent us.

You look great. You don't behave badly.

My first big assignment was to work

a huge Hollywood party.

Your job is simply to stand here and guard this area.

- Got it, Blaine. - Okay.

- You have fun! - 'Thank you.'

It was a pretty amazing party

which is probably why Heidi decided to crash it.

- Can you get us in? - Seriously?

Heidi did what she wanted, when she wanted.

Of course, she didn't do it quietly.

I didn't do anything! Calm down.

And now I was going to have to answer to my boss.

We'll talk about it on Monday.

Okay.

Should I wear, like, this over it?

May be a little short.

But you and me, we have different short.

Come on, "Teen Vogue" girl. Help me out here.

Speaking of "Teen Vogue", I got yelled at.

No way.

Well, no, I didn't get yelled at.

- I got, like scolded. - What?

Because a couple of my friends showed up

'for that "Teen Vogue" party.'

- Lame. Who did that? - 'I know.'

And they made a scene, and I got in trouble.

But you didn't get fired, right?

You can't just crash any more of my work things.

Okay, we'll make that a rule.

Yeah, it's gonna be a, a big rule.

'Hi, how are you?'

- You look cute. - Thanks. So do you.

What'd you think about the party?

We didn't even get to talk about it.

I don't know if, like no one ever said anything

to me about letting them in but hopefully

like everything's okay.

I mean, I didn't want them to come.

Heidi shouldn't have gone and then gotten in a fight

with her boyfriend at my work.

No, that wasn't really responsible.

But then, like, Lisa came over, remember?

And you haven't talked to her since?

She's a little scary.

This is gonna be interesting.

Oh!

You and Heidi got into an argument again.

You guys both get so jealous of each other.

That's because she's all over everybody, dude.

She thinks she's just being friendly.

But what she doesn't realize is, like, guys get the wrong--

She knew she was wrong.

'She admitted to me.'

- So what happened? - We made up.

How many times did you make up?

- You know what I mean? - Yeah.

Did you ever ask Heidi if you could have

a threesome with Lauren?

No, I hadn't got to that yet.

Right, you got to ask

these types of questions.

You are, you're in Hollywood now, Jordan.

This isn't North Carolina.

'Whoops.'

There's no printer, is there?

Hey.

- Hi. - Hi.

Lisa wants to talk to you.

Hi. Come in.

Have a seat.

We have to talk about the "Teen Vogue" party.

- I just wanna hear your side. - Um...

'Your friends' behavior'

I heard that they were quite drunk and had a fight.

Um...

Who let them in?

- I mean, I wasn't out there. - Right.

I don't know, how exactly they came in. They came in.

So...

I really do not approve

of any alcohol or substance abuse

at all by anyone that we know.

Just remember always, constantly

you're representing us.

- Okay? It's really important. - Yeah.

I understand, and I'm sorry.

I'm going to New York next week

for the fashion week.

So while I'm gone...

...behave.

And that's about it.

You okay?

- What happened? - I got scolded.

No, you didn't. What did they say?

She basically wanted to know, she's like

"How'd they get in? Why were they there?"

"Like , why'd you let them sit?"

"I don't understand how your friends get in."

- Oh, God. - And I was like, I don't know.

I was like, someone must have let them in the front.

She's like, you don't know how and I was like

I don't know.

Oh, my God.

Honestly, thank you so much.

I mean, like, you saved my ass.

You know, I asked you to do it.

I know, but, like I did it.

'So..'

...maybe that was my fault for letting them in.

'No.'

It's Heidi's fault.

Good afternoon, Quixote.

- What are you doin'? - I am working.

- What are you doin'? - I'm kind of recovering.

What are you doing tonight?

Today I have to work until 6:00, and then...

- 'That sucks.' - Um, yeah.

I work every day from 9:00 to 6:00.

We should all go out and do something.

We're gonna go to this new club called L.A.X.

I think that Brian might be there.

'That's interesting.'

'Alright, I'll give you a call.'

Okay, bye.

♪ Hey hey ♪

♪ And I say ho ho ♪

♪ What you say hey hey.. ♪

Did Lisa Love talk to you today?

Yeah. And I got in a lot of trouble.

- She's all scary, like. - I don't like that lady.

- Oh! - You guys excited to go out?

- Oh, yeah! - Whoo-hoo!

Party at L.A.X.

If we don't g-get in, let's just go to Mood.

Well, I know the guy who works the door there.

Oh, my God.

'It's supposed to be a really great spot.'

- Gotta go. - Later, guys.

Hurry up.

What's up, Dave?

How are you?

♪ Na na-na-na na ♪

♪ Na na-na-na na ♪

♪ Rock into it ♪

♪ Rock into it ♪

♪ Na na-na-na na ♪

♪ Na na-na-na na ♪

♪ Rock into it.. ♪

You guys are the biggest dorks.

They said they had all this trouble, like

finding someone who's that tall and could act...

That's you.

So I've got the audition tomorrow, so...

I'm gonna go on right now.

Where's Heidi? Do you know?

Where is Heidi?

Okay, thanks.

Guess what, guess what, guess what!

There you are.

Wait, what do you do?

Is he single?

Actually, I was trying to get another boyfriend.

Is that the answer you want?

I'm like, what do I love doing? Partying!

Jordan, some dude just gave your girl a--

- Don't even rain on my parade. - With him number on it.

Don't rain on my parade.

Heidi, what time are you going home?

- About two. - Two?

You're gonna stay out till close?

'We have school really early tomorrow.'

I'm so excited.

Aren't you proud of me?

I'm gonna go, then.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

♪ And the next big thing ♪

♪ Is gonna be ♪

♪ Everything ♪

♪ Everything ♪

♪ So come on ♪

♪ Well have you heard ♪

♪ The news.. ♪

- 'Heidi.' - Hm?

- We gotta go to school. - Hm.

'Ugh!'

Oh, my God, I can't believe it.

I don't wanna do this.

That's bad, I'm already planning on

like ditching my classes.

You can't ditch your first class, Heidi.

Why?

Why?

Seriously?

'EaAzamun.'

'Narsamera.'

'Ashley.'

Sarah.

Thank you.

'Lucille.'

'Lauren.'

Conrad.

'Okay, are we all here?'

Yes? Ready to roll?

'Oh, my God, dude.'

My head is killing me.

This going out every night is getting, uh...

Yeah.

Um, what's Heidi and Lauren doing today?

'Uh..'

'They're at school.'

I wanna hang out with, like me, you

Heidi, and Audrina.

Of course, you do. Of course, you do.

Dude, Heidi is like thesupreme person to hook up people.

She goes up to every girl and is like

you have to meet the best guy ever.

From now on, I'm just gonna be like, Heidi, her.

Yeah, yeah.

Good afternoon, Quixote.

'Hey, I think that Brian's'

'interested in you.'

- Really? - 'Yeah.'

- 'Did you kiss him?' - No, no, we didn't kiss.

- 'Well, do you like him?' - I don't know.

He seems really sweet

'and he's cute and nice and funny.'

Well, perfect.

'I'll give you a call after school.'

Alright, I'll talk to you later.

- Alright, bye. - Bye.

Um, actually, this one's taken. Sorry.

'It's okay.'

That's all our info for today.

See you next time.

- Heidi. - Hi.

- Wanna sit? - Yeah.

So, how's your first day going?

Um...

I didn't finish.

What do you mean you didn't finish?

- Did you just leave? - Yeah.

Heidi, you can't just walk out of a class.

'Whatever.'

What other class do you have?

Art.

'I already missed it today.'

Because I couldn't find it, so I was like, screw this.

I'm not going.

Heidi, you can't just not go to your classes.

Well, I don't think they want me to go an hour late.

Well, they want you to go.

Art, it's really lame, you know.

Yeah, but, Heidi, I would give it more than a day.

I will. I'll give it more than a day.

Heidi... ready to go?

- Yeah. - I gotta go to work.

I'm ready for a nap.

♪ And if the world was to end ♪

♪ Today ♪

♪ Would you apologize ♪

♪ For yesterday.. ♪

No, it wasn't a movie. It was a magazine article.

You are retarded.

Oh, you, shut up!

Sit down.

I'm still tired from last night.

I would be if I were you, too.

What, you saying you, uh...

...wear me out?

I had a hard day at school today.

- What'd you do at school? - I hate it.

You know when you get the feeling

you're not meant to do something?

You just know you're not meant to do it.

I just know I'm not meant to do school right now.

Because if I already have this interview and if I get the job

then that's what I'd be going to school for.

What, at Bolthouse?

I mean, school's not meant for everyone.

I'm not in.

Yeah.

You have any classes with Lauren?

No, but it's like Lauren doesn't understand

that I'm not meant to do what she's meant to do.

Quit.

Good morning, good morning. Rise and shine.

Should I wear this...

...with the tank under it?

Do you care what you look like?

I wear sweats to school.

I'm not going to school.

Why?

I'm going to that interview

with Bolthouse.

What time is it, though?

It's at the same time as class.

But I think that, um, if I get this job

I'm not gonna go back to school.

Like, for a semester?

Like back, period.

You're not gonna go to school at all, Heidi?

No, because, like what I'm going to school

for is, you know, to get the kind of job

that I'd be getting, because it's like my dream job

so, I don't know.

And then if it doesn't work out

I could always go back to school

but I might as well take a chance.

I thought we moved here to go to school together.

This is like, a once in a lifetime

opportunity to get this kind of job.

Well, I mean, if you think that it's like something

that's not gonna come along again, then--

I don't.

So, I'm gonna drop out if I get it, for sure.

'I don't know. We'll see what happens.'

Hm-hm.

So...

- Hi. - Well, hello.

- How are you? - Good. How are you?

Very good. Okay.

So, what's up?

We went out to, um, this club L.A.X.

Ooh.

Heidi, my roommate, met, um, this guy, Brent.

And... he plans events

and that's, like what she wants to do.

She's going in for an interview today

for, like an assistant position with him.

Are you serious?

She's, she's not the best in interviews.

She's not?

Okay, when you're in an interview

you're supposed to lie.

Over here, if I'm interviewing you

and I say, what is, like your biggest flaw?

You make it a positive flaw, like.

Like, I have difficulty like, not finishing things.

'I always have to finish something.'

If you ask Heidi, what's your biggest flaw?

She's like, "yeah, like, I don't really go to school."

"I don't really finish stuff."

So she didn't go to school today.

So that she could go to an interview

and she's saying if she gets the job

she's not gonna go back.

I don't know, hopefully it'll be

a positive thing for her.

Yeah, I mean, we'll see.

We'll see if she even gets it, though.

Hopefully.

Yeah.

Brent's just wrapping up a call

so if you want to have a seat out here

I'm gonna take that in to him.

- Oh, perfect. - Do you want water or anything?

- Uh, no, I'm great. Thank you. - Okay.

- He'll be back in, in a sec. - Perfect. Thank you.

Ready? I have her resume.

- Yeah. - You ready?

Sure.

Let me just finish sending this.

- I love your office. - Hi.

- I'm so nervous. - Don't worry.

I know. Take a deep breath.

So, tell me why you think you should work here.

I think that, um, because I'm extremely

hardworking and I'll go the extra mile

and I won't quit until everything's exactly

the way you want it and I don't give up easily.

I need a second assistant

so that means you'd kind of like

just help keep our life organized.

Well, we're kind of like the hub of the company.

I hate drama, so as little drama as possible.

Yeah.

That's good to hear. Huh.

- Hello? - Guess what, guess what!

- Guess what? - What?

- I got the job! - No, you didn't.

Yeah, I seriously got it.

The number one, like event planning PR firm

and I'm working for them.

I'm like, I have a job, it's not like...

Oh, my God, I'm so excited. I get, I get a salary!

That is awesome. Congratulations, Heidi.

I know, and they're... Oh, my god.

And that office is gorgeous.

Like, inside it has, like brick walls

and like these awesome paintings

and I get, like, a lunch break and stuff.

A real lunch break?

Okay, I'm only like 19, and I have my dream job.

Well, good for you. What could go wrong?

I'm so excited. And I think I start like Monday.

Weird.

Lauren?

♪ Fashion school dropout ♪

♪ No graduation day ♪

♪ For you ♪ ♪ For you ♪

Lauren?

♪ Fashion school dropout ♪

♪ I can't go on just faking ♪

♪ Deep inside I know your heart on breaking ♪

♪ Don't go and try to change me ♪

♪ I'm not the one.. ♪

♪ I need to be ♪

♪ What I become ♪

♪ Because I want it all ♪

♪ God knows I never ♪

♪ Meant to hurt you ♪

♪ All these questions ♪

♪ Leave me askin' why ♪

♪ How come these feelings such a feeling have left me ♪

♪ Well of emotions.. ♪