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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:35,875 --> 00:02:37,875 For the new world. 2 00:03:21,500 --> 00:03:24,958 Good luck on your birthday 3 00:03:25,625 --> 00:03:29,208 Good luck on your birthday 4 00:03:29,333 --> 00:03:34,500 Happy birthday, my dearest Zachy, 5 00:03:34,625 --> 00:03:39,875 Good luck on your birthday! 6 00:03:41,208 --> 00:03:43,208 -I love you! -I love you too. 7 00:03:43,333 --> 00:03:47,250 17 already, I just can't believe it. How time flies! 8 00:03:47,375 --> 00:03:48,500 -I know... -Sorry, 9 00:03:48,625 --> 00:03:50,875 that you have to day alone today. 10 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:53,041 Are you angry that we're not here sooner? 11 00:03:53,166 --> 00:03:55,958 No. I mean, it would be nice if you were here, but... 12 00:03:56,125 --> 00:03:59,375 Ah, okay okay. You want to do something do something grown-up, I see. 13 00:03:59,500 --> 00:04:01,875 -Hey, buddy! -Hey, Dad. 14 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:03,875 Happy birthday to you... 15 00:04:05,208 --> 00:04:07,750 -I still can't whistle. -Thank you very much. 16 00:04:07,875 --> 00:04:11,250 -Hey, is Joe's family here yet? -Yes, I think so. 17 00:04:11,750 --> 00:04:14,250 Okay, well then... We'll get everything ready for tomorrow. 18 00:04:14,375 --> 00:04:17,541 It's going to be a big day for the birthday hero - you. 19 00:04:17,958 --> 00:04:21,416 -Yes, sounds good. -The Airbnb here has a sauna. 20 00:04:21,541 --> 00:04:24,625 Oh yes, we still use them - if you know what I mean. 21 00:04:25,583 --> 00:04:26,583 -Or, honey? -Yes! 22 00:04:26,708 --> 00:04:28,916 Okay. Is that gluten-free? 23 00:04:29,041 --> 00:04:31,375 -What? -Yes. Yes, yes. -Zach, please pass 24 00:04:31,500 --> 00:04:34,041 on your belly. Don't you remember, Honolulu? 25 00:04:34,166 --> 00:04:35,083 Yes, of course. 26 00:04:35,208 --> 00:04:37,833 God, that shot out like a volcano out the back with you. 27 00:04:37,958 --> 00:04:39,458 -Oh... -Yes, I know, I know. 28 00:04:39,583 --> 00:04:41,416 -Oh! -What was that? 29 00:04:41,541 --> 00:04:44,708 -Nothing. Uh... It's all right, I... -What's going on? 30 00:04:44,875 --> 00:04:47,958 -I just need to blow my nose and... -Okay, calm down. 31 00:04:48,416 --> 00:04:52,500 -Do you watch porn? -No, no. I'm just sitting here... 32 00:04:53,125 --> 00:04:54,750 -What is it? -Nothing, boy stuff. 33 00:04:54,875 --> 00:04:58,166 This YouTube video just popped up, no idea why. 34 00:04:58,291 --> 00:05:01,416 Okay, my bad. Let me guess: You're watching "Highlander" now, 35 00:05:01,541 --> 00:05:04,458 -Our birthday tradition, buddy. -Yes, "Highlander"! 36 00:05:04,583 --> 00:05:07,000 I can't possibly break with this tradition. I can't possibly break with it. 37 00:05:07,125 --> 00:05:09,208 Exactly, then we'll leave you alone now. 38 00:05:09,333 --> 00:05:13,375 But, hey. If you need anything, anything, you call. Okay, buddy? 39 00:05:13,500 --> 00:05:15,958 Yes, Dad, everything, everything cool here, v-promise. 40 00:05:16,416 --> 00:05:17,875 -Happy Birthday! -Congratulations! 41 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:20,875 -See you tomorrow! -I...love you. 42 00:05:20,958 --> 00:05:22,958 -He masturbated. -Oh my God! 43 00:05:23,333 --> 00:05:25,083 Ei ei ei... 44 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:32,583 How is it that every conversation with parents about sex and alcohol 45 00:05:32,708 --> 00:05:35,500 must be so damn embarrassing? 46 00:05:35,750 --> 00:05:39,000 Can't we just talk about it casually? 47 00:05:39,166 --> 00:05:41,958 Like, "Oh, hey, mom and dad. 48 00:05:42,333 --> 00:05:45,125 I'm going to a friend's house now, maybe get drunk. 49 00:05:45,250 --> 00:05:47,625 Or sleep with the hottest girl in school." 50 00:05:47,958 --> 00:05:51,541 "Really, darling? Wow! I'm so proud of you. 51 00:05:51,666 --> 00:05:54,625 And I know you're old enough old enough for alcohol and sex." 52 00:05:57,250 --> 00:06:00,291 I mean, youth is all about about raging hormones, 53 00:06:00,416 --> 00:06:03,125 wild desires and doing stupid things, right? 54 00:06:03,250 --> 00:06:07,583 There is no control. Nature has given it to us, just like superpowers, 55 00:06:07,750 --> 00:06:10,583 and our parents want that we suppress them 56 00:06:10,708 --> 00:06:14,041 and pretend that everything is normal. Is that normal? 57 00:06:14,333 --> 00:06:16,791 Would you say no to Spider-Man? Huh? 58 00:06:17,708 --> 00:06:21,000 And yes, of course you can say that this is childish and silly, 59 00:06:21,125 --> 00:06:24,083 but that's just the way life is. Aren't we all children? 60 00:06:24,208 --> 00:06:26,166 who pretend to be adults? 61 00:06:26,625 --> 00:06:31,833 Okay, well, yes, I have looked at some exotic photos and videos. 62 00:06:31,958 --> 00:06:34,041 But don't you do that? 63 00:06:35,291 --> 00:06:37,250 Delete the search history! *click*. 64 00:06:38,333 --> 00:06:39,333 Blue eggs. 65 00:06:39,791 --> 00:06:43,083 But yes, there is the birthday tradition, that I sit down 66 00:06:43,208 --> 00:06:46,125 and watch my favorite movie: "Highlander". 67 00:06:46,375 --> 00:06:49,666 Why? Because "Highlander" is the best movie of all time! 68 00:06:49,791 --> 00:06:53,208 You get Christopher Lambert, Sean Connery and great Queen songs. 69 00:06:53,333 --> 00:06:57,958 And it all adds up to a wonderful symphony of the great 80s. 70 00:06:58,083 --> 00:07:01,416 Simply unbeatable! I mean, I also like the Adrian Paul series, 71 00:07:01,541 --> 00:07:05,000 no question. But "at the end of the day 72 00:07:06,625 --> 00:07:08,750 there can only be one." 73 00:07:10,875 --> 00:07:13,416 -Ah, hey, Joe. -Zach, cigarettes! 74 00:07:17,916 --> 00:07:21,333 This, folks, is Joe Goldsmith. My best friend since I was eight. 75 00:07:22,041 --> 00:07:25,958 And... Uh, who... who is that? 76 00:07:26,083 --> 00:07:29,500 -Oh, that, that's Jaakko. -Oh, okay. Hey, man. 77 00:07:29,625 --> 00:07:31,958 Hey, what, what's up, bro? 78 00:07:32,791 --> 00:07:35,916 Uh... Nothing, man. 79 00:07:37,583 --> 00:07:41,333 Yes, I understand. I'm a cool guy. 80 00:07:44,125 --> 00:07:47,250 -Good, then, uh, come in, I think. -Yes. 81 00:07:49,875 --> 00:07:52,333 Tell me, where did you pick him up? 82 00:07:52,458 --> 00:07:55,500 -Ah, he was lost in the forest. -Lost, really? 83 00:07:55,625 --> 00:07:56,625 Yes. 84 00:07:57,291 --> 00:08:00,750 Yes, I have a pretty bad orientation. 85 00:08:01,041 --> 00:08:04,875 -Help! Help! -Are you crying now? 86 00:08:05,250 --> 00:08:06,666 Come on, let's get out of here. 87 00:08:07,500 --> 00:08:10,833 And...and, uh, do you go to school here or...? 88 00:08:10,958 --> 00:08:13,875 Yes, I would like to become a pilot. 89 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:16,708 -Oh, Pilot. That's cool. -That's super cool. 90 00:08:16,833 --> 00:08:20,250 I know. The other option would be Survival Trainer. 91 00:08:21,500 --> 00:08:26,000 Uh, Jaakko? Do you...do you take medication? 92 00:08:26,166 --> 00:08:28,416 because of your orientation problem? 93 00:08:29,583 --> 00:08:33,416 -It's funny you should ask... -What!? Where did you get that, man? 94 00:08:33,541 --> 00:08:35,875 I have plenty of space in in my jacket pockets. 95 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:39,916 Tonight we will celebrate, like there's no tomorrow. 96 00:08:42,125 --> 00:08:44,208 Uh, now I have friends. 97 00:09:14,958 --> 00:09:17,458 Guys, wait a minute! I forgot my pills. 98 00:09:17,833 --> 00:09:19,833 -What? -Joe, there's gluten in beer, 99 00:09:19,958 --> 00:09:23,250 -It gives me diarrhea! You know that! -Oh, yes. 100 00:09:27,916 --> 00:09:29,750 Guys, here they are! 101 00:09:30,291 --> 00:09:33,791 Yes! DJ, spin that shi-bi-di! 102 00:09:41,541 --> 00:09:42,958 Fuck it, yes! 103 00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:44,500 Oh, Joe's mom is hot 104 00:09:46,958 --> 00:09:49,208 -What the hell are you looking at? -What? 105 00:09:49,791 --> 00:09:52,083 Can't you see it? I've got the bigger club 106 00:09:52,583 --> 00:09:55,375 I'll finish you off If you're in my way 107 00:09:55,500 --> 00:09:58,041 I'll knock you out You'll never be the same again 108 00:09:58,166 --> 00:09:59,250 What do you say? 109 00:09:59,666 --> 00:10:02,250 You heard me, bitch What do you say? 110 00:10:02,458 --> 00:10:04,958 It's my birthday What do you say? 111 00:10:05,125 --> 00:10:07,291 You heard me, bitch What do you say? 112 00:10:07,500 --> 00:10:10,000 I want vanilla with sprinkles, bitch 113 00:10:10,208 --> 00:10:14,083 Tell 'em, Zach Those stupid fools 114 00:10:15,166 --> 00:10:17,666 This time you will be shot You assholes 115 00:10:18,041 --> 00:10:20,541 -All the haters and the... -Quiet, damn it! 116 00:10:20,666 --> 00:10:23,500 Sorry, Mrs. P.! She's really nice. 117 00:10:23,625 --> 00:10:26,041 Let's just a little quieter. 118 00:10:26,166 --> 00:10:29,166 Last move! Stop being such a fucking buzzkill! 119 00:10:29,291 --> 00:10:32,041 -No, no -We have schnapps and beer in the fridge 120 00:10:32,166 --> 00:10:34,875 -Yes, yes -So have a drink and just sit down 121 00:10:34,958 --> 00:10:37,708 Otherwise we'll kick your In your fucking ass 122 00:10:37,833 --> 00:10:40,083 Boom! Yes 123 00:10:40,333 --> 00:10:42,750 You heard us We are bigger than you. 124 00:10:42,958 --> 00:10:46,625 What is this out-of-time and sexist text? 125 00:10:46,916 --> 00:10:48,791 That sounds so aggressive, man. 126 00:10:48,958 --> 00:10:51,583 We have schnapps and beer in the fridge 127 00:10:51,791 --> 00:10:53,791 So have a drink and just sit down 128 00:10:53,916 --> 00:10:56,916 Otherwise we'll kick your In your fucking ass! 129 00:11:00,500 --> 00:11:01,875 Fucking bastards! 130 00:11:03,083 --> 00:11:06,125 -What the hell... -Where are they all? 131 00:11:07,083 --> 00:11:10,541 I...I think, they're all in that direction. 132 00:11:10,708 --> 00:11:13,583 -We just got here, Jaakko. -Oh. 133 00:11:14,208 --> 00:11:17,416 Ex! Ex! Ex!... 134 00:11:17,541 --> 00:11:20,833 It's not true! How crass! 135 00:11:21,916 --> 00:11:22,916 Yes! 136 00:11:24,750 --> 00:11:29,583 Hey, hey, what's up? What's up, guys? This is Wild Pete. 137 00:11:29,708 --> 00:11:32,583 I hope you all have a great great and exciting day 138 00:11:32,708 --> 00:11:35,166 here at the Vuokatti ski resort. 139 00:11:36,833 --> 00:11:41,041 Vuokatin Aateli: Pleasure, life and love. 140 00:11:41,250 --> 00:11:43,166 Shaken, not stirred. 141 00:11:43,875 --> 00:11:45,375 Let's celebrate! 142 00:11:45,666 --> 00:11:47,375 WITH LUXURY BREAKFAST LUXURY ROOM 143 00:11:47,500 --> 00:11:51,333 Today will be a particularly special day, even more special than yesterday. 144 00:11:51,458 --> 00:11:54,250 Soon monsters will rule here, 145 00:11:54,375 --> 00:11:58,625 because today is the annual Monster Fest! Oh yes! 146 00:11:58,750 --> 00:12:02,166 All this is topped off by by a great guest of honor, 147 00:12:02,291 --> 00:12:05,791 a superstar from Hollywood. Oh yes! 148 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:08,208 WHO IS THIS MAN? And the most important thing: 149 00:12:08,333 --> 00:12:10,291 There is a possibility, 150 00:12:10,416 --> 00:12:13,666 to consume alcoholic beverages! 151 00:12:13,958 --> 00:12:15,875 Don't miss this opportunity! 152 00:12:21,416 --> 00:12:24,958 -Holy shit! -That was a really cool presentation. 153 00:12:25,083 --> 00:12:26,625 -Total. -That's where I want to go. 154 00:12:26,750 --> 00:12:27,958 I'm in. 155 00:12:28,166 --> 00:12:31,416 Really now? Do you really want to join in? 156 00:12:31,708 --> 00:12:34,125 How about kalsarikännit? 157 00:12:34,250 --> 00:12:36,625 We could go into the forest, with beer. 158 00:12:38,750 --> 00:12:41,208 I even happen to have toilet paper with me. 159 00:12:41,875 --> 00:12:43,375 If there is a need. 160 00:12:43,916 --> 00:12:45,041 For example with you. 161 00:12:46,083 --> 00:12:47,250 This is a book. 162 00:12:50,041 --> 00:12:53,416 In any case, there seems to be there will be a corona party. 163 00:12:53,541 --> 00:12:57,000 And that looks like a party with sexy nuns. 164 00:12:58,125 --> 00:13:01,458 And, uh... Wow, an 80s party! 165 00:13:01,583 --> 00:13:06,458 That looks damn cool! Let's go there... Guys? Hello? 166 00:13:07,041 --> 00:13:09,208 Sexy nun party. Super. 167 00:13:09,916 --> 00:13:13,083 Who is this Hollywood superstar on the jury? 168 00:13:13,250 --> 00:13:16,333 -Maybe Christopher Lambert. -Clearly, in my dreams. 169 00:13:33,583 --> 00:13:35,791 It is a great honor that you as a juror 170 00:13:35,916 --> 00:13:38,750 are taking part in the Monsterfest model contest, Mr. Lambert. 171 00:13:38,875 --> 00:13:39,916 Thank you. 172 00:13:44,541 --> 00:13:45,583 Yes... 173 00:13:47,666 --> 00:13:48,875 Looks great. 174 00:14:24,250 --> 00:14:25,416 Hello? 175 00:14:27,333 --> 00:14:28,916 Is anyone there? 176 00:14:43,208 --> 00:14:46,041 Jens? Very funny. 177 00:15:36,250 --> 00:15:41,208 Oh hey, hey, hey! What's up, what's up, guys? It's me, Wild Pete, 178 00:15:41,333 --> 00:15:44,750 here at the Vuokatti Ski Resorts! 179 00:15:46,208 --> 00:15:48,458 Oh, hey! Hi! 180 00:15:48,833 --> 00:15:51,833 -Old man, we're in! Hey... -Welcome, bro. 181 00:15:52,666 --> 00:15:54,291 That's awesome, bro. 182 00:15:57,083 --> 00:16:00,750 -Fuck, what are you doing? -Bro, I'm really sorry. 183 00:16:00,958 --> 00:16:05,166 -Shit...shit. -What's your problem, nerd? 184 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:10,083 Uh, nothing, man. It's just that your beer is spilled, that's a problem. So... 185 00:16:10,416 --> 00:16:13,000 Then you'd better buy me a new one, huh? 186 00:16:13,125 --> 00:16:15,125 -Milk him, Biff. -Eh, please don't. 187 00:16:15,250 --> 00:16:17,291 Wait. Biff? 188 00:16:18,250 --> 00:16:21,583 -What is it? -Nothing. Your name is just Biff. 189 00:16:21,916 --> 00:16:24,833 -I love the movies. -What the fuck are you talking about? 190 00:16:24,958 --> 00:16:26,916 Uh, well, from Biff, you know... 191 00:16:27,458 --> 00:16:29,500 -Biff? -I don't speak Nerdish. 192 00:16:29,750 --> 00:16:31,958 Oh, very cool. Chill. 193 00:16:32,208 --> 00:16:35,458 -What... Are you Houdini? -Here, take it. Chill. 194 00:16:36,541 --> 00:16:38,916 Make a mosquito and don't do that in the future. 195 00:16:39,291 --> 00:16:41,791 -I knew he knew! -What do you say? 196 00:16:41,916 --> 00:16:46,125 N-nothing, man. I... We... We're fine, aren't we? I... See you then! 197 00:17:01,750 --> 00:17:04,333 Hey, let's celebrate, guys! 198 00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:07,166 Wendy, I can fly! 199 00:17:32,500 --> 00:17:36,291 Hey! Hey! Wow! 200 00:17:36,416 --> 00:17:38,083 Oh! Oh! 201 00:17:38,708 --> 00:17:42,625 Hey, hey, hey! What's going on? What's going on? 202 00:17:42,750 --> 00:17:47,875 Oh, hey! Hey! Uh, ladies and gentlemen, 203 00:17:47,958 --> 00:17:51,958 Are you ready? Are you ready, to have fun? 204 00:17:52,083 --> 00:17:56,541 -Yes! -Today, today is a special day, 205 00:17:56,833 --> 00:17:59,833 that you will remember will remember for a lifetime - 206 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,416 which will certainly be a very long time. Uh... 207 00:18:02,791 --> 00:18:06,875 Wait, wait a minute before we continue. Wait a minute. It's time now. 208 00:18:06,958 --> 00:18:09,333 Now is the most important moment of the day. 209 00:18:09,458 --> 00:18:14,166 It's time to have an alcoholic drink. 210 00:18:17,875 --> 00:18:22,000 Instructions: First you smell it it and look at it. 211 00:18:22,125 --> 00:18:24,583 Then you tip it into your mouth and taste it. 212 00:18:24,750 --> 00:18:28,416 You can feel the anticipation for wonderful things, 213 00:18:28,541 --> 00:18:30,458 that will come your way. 214 00:18:30,750 --> 00:18:34,583 It will crawl out of your belly into your brain and whisper to you. 215 00:18:34,708 --> 00:18:38,041 It will let you know when it's time for the next round! 216 00:18:38,166 --> 00:18:40,958 Yes! 217 00:18:44,208 --> 00:18:47,500 Monsterfest, welcomes the band House of Eli! 218 00:19:28,208 --> 00:19:30,625 Oh boy, so many ski bunnies! 219 00:19:31,083 --> 00:19:32,333 Panettaa. 220 00:19:34,166 --> 00:19:36,791 -Yes! -What? -Eh... 221 00:19:37,208 --> 00:19:40,333 Panettaa, okay? Panettaa. 222 00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:44,541 Panettaa... I have no idea, what that means, but I like it. 223 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:46,375 Okay. 224 00:21:14,500 --> 00:21:17,958 -Hey, Uncle John. What's up? -Hey hey, happy birthday, kid! 225 00:21:18,416 --> 00:21:21,375 -Hey, thank you, thank you. -How are you? How is Finland? 226 00:21:21,500 --> 00:21:24,041 Good, yes. Uh, Finland? That's beautiful. 227 00:21:24,166 --> 00:21:27,666 I'm in my room right now, resting and waiting, 228 00:21:27,791 --> 00:21:31,958 -until my parents come. What's that noise? Are you partying? 229 00:21:32,125 --> 00:21:36,208 No! No, no parties. I'm only 17. 230 00:21:37,083 --> 00:21:38,625 - "Only 17"? -Yes. 231 00:21:38,750 --> 00:21:42,125 Ha, I was high when I was your age and I was always banging. 232 00:21:42,250 --> 00:21:46,750 What? That's... that's weird. Uh, hey, this place is busy. 233 00:21:46,916 --> 00:21:51,375 -Eh, hey, Uncle John, I have to stop. -What for? To spend some time alone? 234 00:21:51,500 --> 00:21:55,125 Here, there's someone in here! Oh, don't think anything wrong now. 235 00:21:55,458 --> 00:21:59,375 Listen, I understand you. At your age, I did that all the time. 236 00:21:59,625 --> 00:22:01,875 Great, that's really stuck in my mind. 237 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:06,500 -Thanks for that, great. -What? What did you say, Zach? 238 00:22:06,666 --> 00:22:09,541 -It's really loud there. -Yeah, yeah, uh... Hey, I think, 239 00:22:09,666 --> 00:22:12,291 The letter carrier is coming. Uh, I have to stop now. 240 00:22:12,416 --> 00:22:16,166 Thanks for the call, love you. And Aunt Elisabeth too, okay? Thanks a lot! 241 00:22:17,125 --> 00:22:18,708 -Let it rip, Zach! -Okay. 242 00:22:18,833 --> 00:22:21,958 -You're only young once. -Yes, that's right. You're right... 243 00:22:22,083 --> 00:22:24,125 Okay, love you, bye. 244 00:22:25,083 --> 00:22:28,166 My goodness. Hello, hey! Someone's in here! 245 00:22:29,166 --> 00:22:30,333 Here, uh... 246 00:22:34,166 --> 00:22:35,375 "Chicane. 247 00:22:36,958 --> 00:22:40,708 ALL OK? WHERE ARE YOU? HELLO, OLD MAN! 248 00:22:41,583 --> 00:22:45,708 "I'm in the porta-potty. Where are you? I'll be right with you." 249 00:22:45,833 --> 00:22:48,541 Hey, help! 250 00:22:50,583 --> 00:22:52,958 STAY THERE! DON'T COME OUT! 251 00:22:53,333 --> 00:22:54,416 "What?" 252 00:22:57,125 --> 00:22:59,750 THIS IS "GREMLINS" IN REAL! THESE THINGS KILL PEOPLE! 253 00:22:59,875 --> 00:23:02,583 WE HIDE WITH JAAKKO UNDER THE DJ DESK. 254 00:23:02,708 --> 00:23:04,958 "What? What are you talking about?" 255 00:23:09,208 --> 00:23:13,250 B.L.E.I.B. 256 00:23:16,875 --> 00:23:19,375 Okay... 257 00:23:25,416 --> 00:23:27,333 Where...where is everyone? 258 00:23:30,958 --> 00:23:31,958 Joe? 259 00:23:39,083 --> 00:23:41,291 Shit! Run! Run! 260 00:23:41,416 --> 00:23:43,125 Run! 261 00:23:43,291 --> 00:23:44,791 Run, run! 262 00:23:45,333 --> 00:23:46,875 Run, run! 263 00:23:47,583 --> 00:23:49,083 What the... What the hell? 264 00:23:52,625 --> 00:23:54,500 Run, Jaakko, run! 265 00:24:02,833 --> 00:24:05,000 Perkele! 266 00:24:05,416 --> 00:24:07,166 Wait, the snowmobile! 267 00:24:08,125 --> 00:24:11,166 Get on, go! We're really in the shit. 268 00:24:12,166 --> 00:24:13,333 Oh God! 269 00:24:15,833 --> 00:24:18,291 -What's going on here? -It's like the Muppets are running amok. 270 00:24:18,416 --> 00:24:20,958 -Oh, I love the Muppets, man! -Me too. 271 00:24:21,083 --> 00:24:23,458 Guys, shut up! How do you start this thing? 272 00:24:24,500 --> 00:24:27,208 Yes! Yes! Come on! Hurry up, hurry up! 273 00:24:31,875 --> 00:24:34,750 -Guys, where should I go? -Jaakko? 274 00:24:34,916 --> 00:24:37,208 There is a large department store near here. 275 00:24:37,333 --> 00:24:38,500 Okay, go! 276 00:24:48,791 --> 00:24:50,708 -What are you doing? -Just checking something. 277 00:24:50,833 --> 00:24:53,291 He wants to know who the Hollywood superstar is. 278 00:24:53,416 --> 00:24:56,458 -Drive, drive, drive! -Maybe Kevin Costner! 279 00:24:56,583 --> 00:24:58,625 Shit, you should have jumped, Larry. 280 00:24:58,750 --> 00:25:00,291 That's me, you ass! 281 00:25:00,416 --> 00:25:03,375 -You're such a wooden leg. -Fuck you! 282 00:25:03,500 --> 00:25:06,708 Here they come! Drive! 283 00:25:07,750 --> 00:25:10,750 You have served me faithfully. Do you want trouble with me? 284 00:25:10,875 --> 00:25:12,833 -What's going on back there? -Jaakko! 285 00:25:18,125 --> 00:25:21,375 -Holy shit! -Try freezing again, 286 00:25:21,500 --> 00:25:23,083 you assholes! 287 00:25:24,625 --> 00:25:27,416 -I can feel life! -I don't know where we're going! 288 00:25:27,541 --> 00:25:29,000 -The department store! -What? 289 00:25:29,125 --> 00:25:32,083 -Yaakko, you were right! -I told you so! 290 00:25:38,375 --> 00:25:40,166 Hey... Stop! 291 00:25:40,291 --> 00:25:41,916 -What? Why? -Jaakko is gone! 292 00:25:42,041 --> 00:25:43,458 -What? -Jaakko is gone! 293 00:25:43,583 --> 00:25:44,541 What? 294 00:25:45,041 --> 00:25:46,458 -Go back! -What? 295 00:25:46,583 --> 00:25:47,500 -Go back! -Oh. 296 00:25:50,416 --> 00:25:52,125 Say hello to my little blade! 297 00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:58,416 -Dude! -Jaakko! 298 00:25:58,541 --> 00:26:00,708 Shit... Jaakko! 299 00:26:01,375 --> 00:26:03,500 Jaakko, buddy! Buddy, wake up! 300 00:26:03,916 --> 00:26:07,708 -Is that what I think it is? -Yes. Can you feel it? 301 00:26:07,833 --> 00:26:08,833 -There... -What?! 302 00:26:12,375 --> 00:26:15,958 -Shit, guys, they're coming! -I think the book saved me. 303 00:26:16,125 --> 00:26:19,041 I'll get you, you wankers. 304 00:26:19,291 --> 00:26:22,083 Go, go, go! Yes! 305 00:26:22,333 --> 00:26:25,583 -We won't make it! -Yet, of course! Just don't give up now, 306 00:26:25,708 --> 00:26:29,333 -Mr. Finland! -Mr. Finland? Do you find me attractive? 307 00:26:29,458 --> 00:26:31,666 -What? -No! -Does that mean I'm ugly? 308 00:26:31,791 --> 00:26:35,583 What the hell are you talking about? We're not going to make it! Just hold on tight! 309 00:26:35,708 --> 00:26:40,000 -Yes, Jaakko. Sisu! -Exactly! Sisu perkele! 310 00:26:40,125 --> 00:26:41,708 Yes! 311 00:26:41,833 --> 00:26:46,916 What's with the damn fog? This isn't a John Carpenter movie! 312 00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:53,041 -Hey, man, what are you doing? -Someone has survived. 313 00:26:58,875 --> 00:27:00,125 Oh, okay. 314 00:27:02,625 --> 00:27:05,333 Come on, guys. We're wasting our time here. 315 00:27:07,958 --> 00:27:10,000 -Go, drive! Follow me! -What? -Oh yes. 316 00:27:10,125 --> 00:27:11,375 Go! 317 00:27:12,666 --> 00:27:18,208 STOCK SALE WELCOME 318 00:27:26,083 --> 00:27:28,666 Locked. There must be people in there. 319 00:27:28,791 --> 00:27:31,166 -Hey! Open up! -Oh, thanks for the rescue, 320 00:27:31,291 --> 00:27:32,500 beautiful strangers. 321 00:27:32,625 --> 00:27:35,250 -No thing. -My name is Joe, by the way. 322 00:27:35,375 --> 00:27:37,708 -Natalia. -Has anyone ever told you... 323 00:27:37,833 --> 00:27:39,875 -Hey, wait, wait a minute. Joe? -What is it? 324 00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:41,833 -What are you doing, man? -What do you mean? 325 00:27:42,666 --> 00:27:44,083 I saw them first. 326 00:27:44,500 --> 00:27:46,583 -What? Bro, please. -Hey, don't give me that. 327 00:27:46,875 --> 00:27:48,916 We have to get in there differently. 328 00:27:49,875 --> 00:27:52,291 -She's like a dark angel. -Man... 329 00:27:52,416 --> 00:27:55,833 Joe, Joe, Joe, look at me. I really like her, okay? 330 00:27:55,958 --> 00:27:59,583 -We do that too. Bro. -Yeah, bro, we do too. 331 00:27:59,750 --> 00:28:03,791 No, bro, not you. Okay? Listen, Joe, I... 332 00:28:04,875 --> 00:28:09,125 I saw her. Her and... her eyes. 333 00:28:09,333 --> 00:28:12,083 I understand you. But there are more fish in the sea. 334 00:28:12,208 --> 00:28:15,666 -None of this fish shit. -Would you rather have crabs, you dumbass? 335 00:28:15,791 --> 00:28:17,000 -You're stupid! -No, you! 336 00:28:17,125 --> 00:28:19,000 -Yourself! -Why are you arguing? 337 00:28:19,125 --> 00:28:21,666 We have to get out of here! We have visitors coming. 338 00:28:25,416 --> 00:28:27,708 Run, go, go, go, go, go! Come on, Jaakko! 339 00:28:27,833 --> 00:28:29,000 Jaakko, come with me! 340 00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:38,041 All the front doors are locked. We have to get in there another way. 341 00:28:38,166 --> 00:28:41,750 -Hey, let's go on. -They'll catch us. We have to get in there 342 00:28:41,875 --> 00:28:44,625 -and barricade ourselves in. -Yes, Joe. 343 00:28:47,875 --> 00:28:49,500 -Hey, stop it! -Stop, stop! 344 00:28:50,500 --> 00:28:53,458 Just a moment. J-Jaakko? How, uh, are you...? 345 00:28:54,166 --> 00:28:57,916 -Very easy. I have the keys. -You have the keys? 346 00:28:58,041 --> 00:28:59,875 Why don't you say so, you idiot? 347 00:29:02,291 --> 00:29:04,458 -You work here? -Yes, sort of. 348 00:29:04,583 --> 00:29:07,750 - "Sozu..." What do you mean by that? -D-That's complicated. Okay? 349 00:29:21,291 --> 00:29:25,041 -Oh, oh, uh... They're beautiful. -We have to prepare ourselves. 350 00:29:26,125 --> 00:29:28,041 -W-What for? -To a fight. 351 00:29:28,166 --> 00:29:32,541 -Shouldn't we call the police? -I already have, like many others. 352 00:29:37,958 --> 00:29:43,875 Sexy, sexy Christmas Christmas... 353 00:29:43,958 --> 00:29:48,125 Missing you... 354 00:29:49,791 --> 00:29:53,833 I love the song. With I had sex for the first time with this song. 355 00:29:53,958 --> 00:29:56,708 Me too. With your wife. 356 00:30:00,875 --> 00:30:04,083 -What did the head office say? -No idea. Some crap 357 00:30:04,208 --> 00:30:08,041 of little monsters, who attack people at the monster festival. 358 00:30:12,750 --> 00:30:13,791 Caution! 359 00:30:16,791 --> 00:30:18,416 What the hell? 360 00:30:20,625 --> 00:30:21,916 Do you need help? 361 00:30:24,750 --> 00:30:26,666 You are so funny. 362 00:30:30,041 --> 00:30:31,250 Be careful! 363 00:30:39,791 --> 00:30:43,833 Did they come from the Saarioinen meat factory? I don't know what... 364 00:30:53,083 --> 00:30:56,166 It was as if a pumpkin had had fucked a snowman, 365 00:30:56,291 --> 00:30:59,000 with a Gremlin as a spectator. It was terrible. 366 00:30:59,125 --> 00:31:01,833 The end is near, asshole. 367 00:31:19,458 --> 00:31:22,083 Mmh, delicious. I love finger food. 368 00:31:26,666 --> 00:31:28,125 Oh, I love this guy! 369 00:31:30,916 --> 00:31:34,958 Wild Pete sits behind barricaded doors and begs everyone not to come. 370 00:31:35,416 --> 00:31:39,416 Or come when you have drinks, okay. But then you have to leave again. 371 00:31:39,541 --> 00:31:41,666 It's dangerous. Better not come! 372 00:31:42,416 --> 00:31:46,875 I have to calm my nerves and now drink something alcoholic. 373 00:31:50,125 --> 00:31:51,416 Tommi. 374 00:31:53,458 --> 00:31:54,791 Tommi! 375 00:32:01,416 --> 00:32:03,041 Will you give me your hand? 376 00:32:10,958 --> 00:32:14,291 Let's build a snowman! 377 00:32:16,375 --> 00:32:18,125 What's going on here? 378 00:32:18,625 --> 00:32:22,541 Well, terrible things are happening at the Vuokatti ski resort. 379 00:32:22,666 --> 00:32:27,375 Some tiny creatures have attacked the resort and are destroying everything. 380 00:32:27,500 --> 00:32:30,875 And they kill people. And... I was able to escape, 381 00:32:30,958 --> 00:32:33,583 but have been stuck stuck here in the studio 382 00:32:33,708 --> 00:32:37,333 and have alarmingly few drinks left. 383 00:32:37,458 --> 00:32:39,708 The weather tomorrow will be nice 384 00:32:39,833 --> 00:32:43,583 and the slopes will be well groomed. Uh, but don't come here! 385 00:33:04,041 --> 00:33:05,416 Yes, thank you. 386 00:33:06,708 --> 00:33:08,750 Jaakko? Where is your equipment? 387 00:33:12,791 --> 00:33:14,958 -Boah. -Holy crap. 388 00:33:15,083 --> 00:33:17,375 Not bad... 389 00:33:19,625 --> 00:33:22,875 -What do we do now, boss? -Fulfill our mission. 390 00:33:22,958 --> 00:33:25,041 -We have a mission? -Yes. 391 00:33:26,916 --> 00:33:29,166 To kill them all. 392 00:33:29,291 --> 00:33:31,166 Do you want to sit on Santa's lap? 393 00:33:35,416 --> 00:33:37,875 -I will win. -No, no. 394 00:33:46,541 --> 00:33:49,125 -Oh, really hot. -Biff? 395 00:33:49,625 --> 00:33:53,166 -What the hell are you doing here? -We're just getting to safety. 396 00:33:53,500 --> 00:33:55,833 I wasn't talking to you, nerd. 397 00:33:56,666 --> 00:33:59,166 -But with my brother. -Yes... 398 00:33:59,291 --> 00:34:02,291 -D-Your brother? -He's my stepbrother. 399 00:34:03,750 --> 00:34:07,208 Shut up, nerd! You were never supposed to come here. 400 00:34:07,791 --> 00:34:12,750 -Leave him alone! -Oh... Hey. 401 00:34:12,916 --> 00:34:15,166 You're the little girl from the rock band. 402 00:34:15,916 --> 00:34:17,666 Want a bit of fun? 403 00:34:18,916 --> 00:34:21,791 -'A threesome always works. -You're such an ass! 404 00:34:21,916 --> 00:34:23,083 Shut up! 405 00:34:31,125 --> 00:34:32,791 -You bitch! -Hey! 406 00:34:33,708 --> 00:34:36,958 -Take heart, motherfucker! -You've got a big mouth, nerd. 407 00:34:39,458 --> 00:34:41,208 -You losers! -Come on, man... 408 00:34:42,333 --> 00:34:43,708 Let me in! 409 00:34:45,833 --> 00:34:47,125 Damn it, let me in! 410 00:34:48,500 --> 00:34:51,000 Jaakko, talk to me. Who is that? 411 00:34:51,125 --> 00:34:55,666 Some drunk guy in a Santa Claus costume. I think he wants in. 412 00:34:55,791 --> 00:34:58,458 -And the creeps? -I don't see them. What should I do? 413 00:34:58,583 --> 00:34:59,875 -Let him in! -No. 414 00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:02,791 We'll let him in right now. 415 00:35:03,083 --> 00:35:06,791 My dad owns the place, so I'm the boss here. 416 00:35:07,875 --> 00:35:08,791 Night, night. 417 00:35:19,375 --> 00:35:20,458 Let him in! 418 00:35:28,041 --> 00:35:29,333 Hey, watch out, watch out! 419 00:35:30,666 --> 00:35:31,750 Is something wrong with it? 420 00:35:36,750 --> 00:35:38,791 -That's funny. -Yes. 421 00:35:40,666 --> 00:35:42,541 Oh, shit, the creeps! The creeps! 422 00:36:08,708 --> 00:36:10,625 Hey, I'm out. 423 00:36:16,625 --> 00:36:19,041 -Sayonara, you pissants. -Biff! 424 00:36:19,958 --> 00:36:22,333 Hey, Biff! Wait! 425 00:36:25,291 --> 00:36:26,583 Everything okay? 426 00:36:35,375 --> 00:36:37,833 "Yippie Ya Yay, pig cheek." 427 00:36:38,958 --> 00:36:39,916 "Die Hard". 428 00:36:51,166 --> 00:36:52,375 Come on, come on! 429 00:36:53,958 --> 00:36:55,250 I don't give a damn! 430 00:37:04,583 --> 00:37:05,875 Did you see that? 431 00:37:18,291 --> 00:37:19,208 There! 432 00:37:22,500 --> 00:37:23,958 Come on, get out of here! 433 00:37:24,166 --> 00:37:26,208 IF YOU TOUCH THIS, I'LL KILL YOU! 434 00:37:39,875 --> 00:37:41,500 Come on, guys, let's go! 435 00:37:41,833 --> 00:37:44,041 -Go, go, go,...! -Come on. 436 00:37:53,916 --> 00:37:57,416 -Oh shit. Shit, shit. - You didn't put it on mute? 437 00:37:57,541 --> 00:37:59,541 -I have a birthday today. -Really? 438 00:37:59,791 --> 00:38:01,416 Yes, I am 20. 439 00:38:04,875 --> 00:38:07,333 Okay, okay. I'm 17. 440 00:38:07,875 --> 00:38:09,708 Nevertheless, silent would have been better. 441 00:38:11,208 --> 00:38:14,958 Make your dad proud, you little albino. 442 00:38:21,291 --> 00:38:24,458 Come on, guys, attack! 443 00:38:35,208 --> 00:38:36,375 Come on, back! 444 00:38:59,291 --> 00:39:00,541 That was mega! 445 00:39:04,250 --> 00:39:05,666 What the hell? 446 00:39:07,208 --> 00:39:09,041 Hi there, guys! 447 00:39:10,166 --> 00:39:12,916 Please forgive my uninvited intrusion, 448 00:39:13,041 --> 00:39:17,000 but it sounded like you needed help. need help. So, here I am. 449 00:39:17,250 --> 00:39:20,000 "My uninvited intrusion" - my gosh, people. 450 00:39:20,125 --> 00:39:23,458 -Thank you very much. -Yes. Thank you very much, 451 00:39:23,958 --> 00:39:27,125 -you handsome stranger. -Well, what can I say? 452 00:39:27,291 --> 00:39:31,833 -I was just in the neighborhood. - "I was just..." - my face. 453 00:39:31,958 --> 00:39:35,541 -How did you get in? -Just through the open back door. 454 00:39:35,708 --> 00:39:38,083 - "Straight through the open..." -Joe, that's good. 455 00:39:38,208 --> 00:39:39,958 -Sorry. -Do you... 456 00:39:40,916 --> 00:39:43,583 Looks like the party is getting really hot now. 457 00:39:44,458 --> 00:39:45,750 Right now. 458 00:39:46,708 --> 00:39:49,375 Uh, Time Out You know what? Thanks for watching, 459 00:39:49,500 --> 00:39:51,958 but we had it under control. So thank you, you... 460 00:39:52,083 --> 00:39:55,833 Hey, kiddo. I hate to tell you I hate to be so clear, but... 461 00:39:56,125 --> 00:39:59,458 I am the only hope you have left. What do you say, boss? 462 00:39:59,791 --> 00:40:00,958 Can I stay here? 463 00:40:01,541 --> 00:40:04,833 Hey, boss. I'm 17, damn it. 464 00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:07,416 Good for you, kid. Age is fun. 465 00:40:15,583 --> 00:40:16,666 Yes! 466 00:40:18,083 --> 00:40:21,958 -You've got a bit of plastic. -Yes? 467 00:40:22,333 --> 00:40:25,541 -Don't stick to it, bro. -There's gluten in it. 468 00:40:25,708 --> 00:40:28,791 What, gluten? Oh, fuck! 469 00:40:29,541 --> 00:40:33,125 -No, no, no... -It's all right. It's okay, Jaakko. 470 00:40:35,250 --> 00:40:37,708 Ladies, you don't have have nothing to worry about. 471 00:40:37,833 --> 00:40:39,500 I will take good care of you. 472 00:40:43,750 --> 00:40:44,916 Get away from here! 473 00:40:46,291 --> 00:40:47,875 That looks bad. 474 00:40:53,833 --> 00:40:54,958 -Zach. -What, what? 475 00:40:55,083 --> 00:40:57,333 -That guy, is he okay? -Yes, yes, definitely. 476 00:40:57,458 --> 00:41:01,041 -Yaakko, can we go somewhere? -There, there's a cabin bar. 477 00:41:01,166 --> 00:41:03,041 -Okay, okay. -Up...in the mountains. 478 00:41:03,166 --> 00:41:05,000 Okay, great. Take us there, okay? 479 00:41:06,666 --> 00:41:10,208 Lead the way... Like a boss? 480 00:41:11,333 --> 00:41:14,666 Jaakko, you seem distraught. Can I help you? 481 00:41:15,125 --> 00:41:17,500 Guys, I have an idea! 482 00:41:25,083 --> 00:41:27,208 Wow, like a boss. 483 00:41:27,333 --> 00:41:30,541 Strictly speaking, you are not the boss, Jaakko. 484 00:41:30,666 --> 00:41:34,375 -But now it's me. -Hey, is that the real one? The real one... 485 00:41:34,500 --> 00:41:38,750 For legal reasons, I would not not finish this sentence. 486 00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:41,333 -Bro... -shit. 487 00:41:41,458 --> 00:41:42,875 That's enough. 488 00:41:44,916 --> 00:41:46,750 Bro, why are you stopping? 489 00:41:48,333 --> 00:41:49,333 W-What is that? 490 00:41:50,541 --> 00:41:53,791 I've been waiting for this been waiting for years. 491 00:41:54,291 --> 00:41:55,916 -To what? -Jaakko, 492 00:41:56,041 --> 00:41:59,791 We've already talked about this with the with the psychiatrist, haven't we? 493 00:42:00,250 --> 00:42:01,708 Jaakko, what are you up to? 494 00:42:07,583 --> 00:42:08,541 SHARP 495 00:42:08,666 --> 00:42:10,625 Hasta la vista, you wankers. 496 00:42:10,875 --> 00:42:12,083 No, no, no...! 497 00:42:12,208 --> 00:42:13,416 Oh shit! 498 00:42:24,416 --> 00:42:28,375 -Are you happy now, Jaakko? -Oh yes, I am. 499 00:42:28,541 --> 00:42:33,333 Well, then I'll cancel our appointment with Dr. Landis next week. 500 00:42:33,458 --> 00:42:34,666 Yes, okay. 501 00:42:35,125 --> 00:42:37,500 -Did you plan that? -Yes, I did. 502 00:42:37,625 --> 00:42:42,375 -I hated that place. -Jaakko, you're such a freak, bro. 503 00:42:43,041 --> 00:42:46,500 I will find you, you assholes. 504 00:43:08,875 --> 00:43:11,708 -What are those noises? -What? 505 00:43:11,833 --> 00:43:15,125 Oh, that...that's the explosion. 506 00:43:15,541 --> 00:43:17,166 -Go on, Jaakko. -Yes, yes... 507 00:43:17,291 --> 00:43:20,875 It sounds as if someone urgently urgently needs to get rid of something. 508 00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:22,708 No, no, it's okay. Thanks, A.I... 509 00:43:22,833 --> 00:43:27,458 For legal reasons, I would not not finish this sentence. 510 00:43:31,500 --> 00:43:33,916 Okay, there it is: the hut bar. 511 00:43:34,166 --> 00:43:36,375 We're here? Okay, great, quick! Go!... 512 00:43:36,875 --> 00:43:40,000 I wish you a great and productive night. Go for it! 513 00:43:41,750 --> 00:43:44,541 Oh, oh, oh. Oh, it's coming, it's coming. 514 00:43:44,666 --> 00:43:47,458 -Do you have a key for this? -Yes, yes, my... You...you 515 00:43:47,583 --> 00:43:50,125 -belongs-...to my stepfather. -Yes, yes, yes? So yes. 516 00:43:50,500 --> 00:43:53,041 -A-Also no. -Fuck you, man! 517 00:43:53,250 --> 00:43:54,541 Just kidding. 518 00:43:58,125 --> 00:44:00,250 Jaakko? Jaakko, where's the toilet? 519 00:44:00,375 --> 00:44:03,083 -Back. -In the back? Oh man, the volcano is boiling. 520 00:44:07,083 --> 00:44:10,250 -What's that? -The damn gluten, man. Really brutal. 521 00:44:10,625 --> 00:44:12,666 Come on, guys, leave him alone. 522 00:44:12,958 --> 00:44:16,833 -Oh, and don't turn on any lights. -But...but the bar? 523 00:44:18,291 --> 00:44:21,708 -Okay. But only at the bar. -Oh, thank you. 524 00:44:29,291 --> 00:44:30,791 Oh yes. 525 00:44:34,291 --> 00:44:37,750 Man, I wonder what Natalia thinks. Does she not care or 526 00:44:37,875 --> 00:44:40,375 Do you think she is on it somehow and says: 527 00:44:40,500 --> 00:44:44,000 "Oh, I love a man, who isn't afraid to poop in front of everyone. 528 00:44:44,166 --> 00:44:47,583 He's so manly and so tough, when he poops in front of everyone 529 00:44:47,708 --> 00:44:50,208 and fart all over the room. And that's okay." 530 00:44:50,666 --> 00:44:51,875 That's okay. 531 00:44:52,958 --> 00:44:53,958 Right? 532 00:45:18,041 --> 00:45:19,541 "Chicane. 533 00:45:30,041 --> 00:45:32,833 Jaakko, the hut looks like a Christmas tree. 534 00:45:32,958 --> 00:45:36,291 -I told you, just the bar. -Oh. Thank you. 535 00:45:36,583 --> 00:45:37,583 Nice here. 536 00:45:39,208 --> 00:45:41,666 Oh, oops, "cocktail"! 537 00:45:42,666 --> 00:45:43,541 Do you want one? 538 00:45:43,708 --> 00:45:45,750 No, it's like in the Tom Cruise movie. 539 00:45:46,708 --> 00:45:49,125 Oh, oops. Mr. Diarrhea, how are you? 540 00:45:49,250 --> 00:45:50,791 I'm fine again. 541 00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:55,333 Hey, guys. I just want to say, I'm really sorry. 542 00:45:55,458 --> 00:45:59,333 That's really embarrassing. Uh, nothing like this has ever happened to me before. 543 00:46:00,125 --> 00:46:03,375 Don't go to the toilet for 35, 45 minutes don't go to the toilet. 544 00:46:04,041 --> 00:46:05,500 -Amen. -Yes. 545 00:46:06,750 --> 00:46:08,833 -Jaakko, I have to ask you something. -Yes? 546 00:46:09,083 --> 00:46:12,333 -Where did you get that book? -Oh, that one, t-that one... 547 00:46:12,458 --> 00:46:15,833 It was in the forest, yes. My lifesaver. Yes... 548 00:46:15,958 --> 00:46:20,375 There's, uh, some pretty weird stuff in there. It's like the diary of a... 549 00:46:21,708 --> 00:46:23,458 intellectual thin shit. 550 00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:27,500 -What if I keep it? -Go ahead. Yes, 551 00:46:27,625 --> 00:46:29,833 it helps with urgent business. 552 00:46:32,833 --> 00:46:34,291 I am thirsty. 553 00:46:34,500 --> 00:46:36,916 Hey. I have an idea. 554 00:46:38,750 --> 00:46:41,291 -Is this going to be a party? -Something like that. 555 00:46:41,958 --> 00:46:43,791 -Hey, uh, Jaakko? -Yes? 556 00:46:44,125 --> 00:46:46,958 -What's in that stuff? -Oh, it's just vodka. 557 00:46:50,208 --> 00:46:53,041 Yes... Can I say something? 558 00:46:53,916 --> 00:46:56,583 I just want to, uh... You know, 559 00:46:57,125 --> 00:47:00,083 I don't know you all that well, uh... 560 00:47:00,833 --> 00:47:03,458 And today was a really weird day. 561 00:47:04,291 --> 00:47:07,875 Everyone bullies me all the time 562 00:47:08,333 --> 00:47:11,583 and tell me I'm worth nothing, I am nothing. 563 00:47:11,916 --> 00:47:15,875 But you have shown me that life is worth living 564 00:47:16,041 --> 00:47:17,666 and you should fight for it. 565 00:47:21,625 --> 00:47:23,291 Sisu perkele! 566 00:47:24,083 --> 00:47:25,958 -Sisu! -Sisu! 567 00:47:26,083 --> 00:47:29,041 - Cheers, Guys. -Yes, cheers. 568 00:47:45,166 --> 00:47:47,416 Really good. Yes. 569 00:47:47,708 --> 00:47:49,166 I love you. 570 00:47:51,541 --> 00:47:53,250 We love you too, Sloth. 571 00:47:53,791 --> 00:47:55,458 -Well... - "Sloth"? 572 00:47:55,666 --> 00:47:57,833 -Yes. From "The Goonies". -Yes. 573 00:47:58,375 --> 00:47:59,791 Can I also take part? 574 00:48:00,333 --> 00:48:03,666 Sure. I mean, I... I don't care. 575 00:48:03,791 --> 00:48:07,833 This doomsday mood makes me search for closeness. 576 00:48:08,250 --> 00:48:09,250 Honestly? 577 00:48:12,083 --> 00:48:13,916 You're really brave, you know? 578 00:48:15,208 --> 00:48:18,791 What? Uh, me? Oh, stop it. 579 00:48:18,916 --> 00:48:22,041 -You want me to disappear? -Ah, what? No. No, no... 580 00:48:22,166 --> 00:48:23,958 I, uh... I want to... 581 00:48:25,166 --> 00:48:26,166 Okay. 582 00:48:27,625 --> 00:48:30,166 O-Okay, wow. Oh, oh, okay. 583 00:48:30,708 --> 00:48:34,750 Great, uh... Hey, s-sorry, uh. First of all, uh... 584 00:48:34,875 --> 00:48:39,000 Thank you for that. And secondly, uh... Hang on a second, okay? 585 00:48:40,708 --> 00:48:43,541 -What are you up to? -Ah, bon appétit, hm? 586 00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:47,041 -Hi. -Hi. 587 00:48:48,166 --> 00:48:49,208 What's on? 588 00:48:49,875 --> 00:48:53,541 -Very nice speech. -Oh, thank you. 589 00:48:54,416 --> 00:48:56,666 -Like you. -Beautiful? 590 00:48:56,791 --> 00:48:58,791 Yes, fine. 591 00:49:00,958 --> 00:49:04,833 Uh, wow. You are super great. Super. 592 00:49:04,958 --> 00:49:08,083 -But... Do you want tea first? -Do you want sex? 593 00:49:10,583 --> 00:49:12,166 One second... 594 00:49:21,250 --> 00:49:23,416 Safe. Safe. 595 00:49:24,666 --> 00:49:28,166 -If we should die... -I don't want to die a virgin. 596 00:49:28,875 --> 00:49:32,125 -I can help with that. -Oh, please, help me, sister. 597 00:49:32,708 --> 00:49:33,916 Please, help me. 598 00:49:34,708 --> 00:49:37,625 -Hey. Everything okay? -Yes. Yes. 599 00:49:38,041 --> 00:49:39,958 Uh, are you calling your boyfriend or...? 600 00:49:40,125 --> 00:49:43,166 No. No, uh... I don't have one. 601 00:49:43,291 --> 00:49:46,041 I just wanted to talk to my parents. 602 00:49:46,333 --> 00:49:49,875 -Where are they? -Eh, they're in New Mexico. 603 00:49:50,208 --> 00:49:54,625 I come from Kiev, from the Ukraine. But I moved a lot as a child, 604 00:49:54,750 --> 00:49:56,458 because of my father's profession. 605 00:49:57,916 --> 00:50:02,041 I never had the feeling that I I belonged anywhere, really. 606 00:50:02,833 --> 00:50:06,000 Well, I've always lived in Oregon, my whole life. 607 00:50:06,125 --> 00:50:08,750 I can't really understand that. 608 00:50:10,333 --> 00:50:12,291 It's stupid to think that way, but... 609 00:50:13,250 --> 00:50:17,083 I wish my dad had never taken the never taken the job at Chicane. 610 00:50:18,333 --> 00:50:19,458 "Chicane"? 611 00:50:20,041 --> 00:50:24,666 -The research institution? -Yes. He's, uh, a scientist. 612 00:50:25,125 --> 00:50:26,958 -Oh, wow. -Yes. 613 00:50:27,666 --> 00:50:30,875 I just wish I could have seen him more often. 614 00:50:32,500 --> 00:50:34,125 -Sorry. -It's okay. 615 00:50:35,458 --> 00:50:36,833 And? 616 00:50:39,666 --> 00:50:42,333 -Don't you like them? -Oh, what... 617 00:50:42,916 --> 00:50:45,333 -Oh, uh, her? -Yes. 618 00:50:45,458 --> 00:50:47,083 Oh, no. 619 00:50:48,625 --> 00:50:52,250 Joe. Zach. K.I.T.T. 620 00:50:53,250 --> 00:50:55,125 No. I mean... No. 621 00:50:56,791 --> 00:51:00,166 It's funny that you should say that, uh, that you bring that up. 622 00:51:00,416 --> 00:51:01,750 Because, uh... 623 00:51:03,041 --> 00:51:04,166 Actually... 624 00:51:05,875 --> 00:51:09,833 like...I like you. 625 00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:13,291 You like me? 626 00:51:14,750 --> 00:51:19,083 Yes. Uh... Even... even very much. 627 00:51:19,583 --> 00:51:22,416 -I think you're very pretty... -Oh. 628 00:51:22,916 --> 00:51:27,500 Okay, I see. Well then, for the record: 629 00:51:27,625 --> 00:51:30,583 I don't think you're so bad either. 630 00:51:30,708 --> 00:51:33,250 -Oh, you can be funny. -Yes, I can. 631 00:51:34,541 --> 00:51:36,791 I know the timing is not quite perfect, 632 00:51:37,125 --> 00:51:39,291 but...I wonder, 633 00:51:39,416 --> 00:51:42,250 whether you might 634 00:51:42,375 --> 00:51:45,416 want to dance with me now. 635 00:51:48,583 --> 00:51:50,833 Zach, we don't have any music. 636 00:51:51,125 --> 00:51:53,666 Oh, uh... Well. 637 00:51:57,708 --> 00:51:59,041 But we could. 638 00:52:02,500 --> 00:52:07,208 Don't you horny guys just want just want to have sex before the world ends? 639 00:52:08,375 --> 00:52:09,833 I just want to dance. 640 00:52:12,333 --> 00:52:13,291 With you. 641 00:52:18,500 --> 00:52:19,416 Joe. 642 00:52:21,041 --> 00:52:23,125 -Fuck me! -Yes? Okay. 643 00:52:23,958 --> 00:52:25,958 Come on, don't stop. 644 00:52:26,458 --> 00:52:27,458 Oh, good... 645 00:52:28,625 --> 00:52:29,708 Oh, Joe! 646 00:52:30,458 --> 00:52:33,583 Wait, M-Moment! Stop! Stop, stop! Wait, wait a second! 647 00:52:33,708 --> 00:52:34,625 -No, no! -What? 648 00:52:34,750 --> 00:52:36,750 Tighter! Tighter! 649 00:52:43,416 --> 00:52:46,041 Oh, uh... I still have to find the song. 650 00:52:47,833 --> 00:52:50,125 -You might know him. -Yes? 651 00:52:53,583 --> 00:52:58,083 -Okay. -Take it easy, Don Juan. 652 00:53:16,375 --> 00:53:17,791 You are beautiful. 653 00:53:50,250 --> 00:53:52,458 Sisu perkele! 654 00:53:56,708 --> 00:53:59,875 -What about the light? -Oh, uh... 655 00:54:00,750 --> 00:54:01,916 Don't you want to know? 656 00:54:08,041 --> 00:54:09,416 Happy Birthday. 657 00:54:29,875 --> 00:54:32,833 -It's freezing here, Biff. -Shut up! Shut up. 658 00:54:33,291 --> 00:54:39,083 You can run, but you can't hide. 659 00:54:57,416 --> 00:54:59,416 Not with me, people. 660 00:55:09,375 --> 00:55:11,625 Merry Christmas. 661 00:55:12,333 --> 00:55:14,375 -You see the scar? -Where did you get it? 662 00:55:14,625 --> 00:55:16,166 -A fight. -A fight? 663 00:55:16,291 --> 00:55:19,000 -Yes. With a cat. -A real one? 664 00:55:19,125 --> 00:55:20,541 -Fully grown. -Wow... 665 00:55:20,666 --> 00:55:21,583 Yes... 666 00:55:23,500 --> 00:55:27,125 So, we know. You had sex. 667 00:55:27,708 --> 00:55:30,666 -Uh, no, we didn't. -What makes you think that? 668 00:55:31,958 --> 00:55:35,291 What is actually wrong with the lamps? Loose contact or... 669 00:55:35,416 --> 00:55:39,000 Oh... Well, in the heat of the moment... 670 00:55:39,125 --> 00:55:41,875 Guys, guys, guys. I think this is it! 671 00:55:42,208 --> 00:55:44,875 -What? -When we left the house this morning, 672 00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:46,708 there was green smoke in the forest. 673 00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:52,916 -Can't remember. -Well, then please let me explain. 674 00:55:56,791 --> 00:56:00,958 Ah, what's this, Dude? What... What, what is that? 675 00:56:02,416 --> 00:56:07,208 Don't you fools see That I have the bigger club? 676 00:56:08,500 --> 00:56:11,791 IT'S GREEN SMOKE, PEOPLE! 677 00:56:11,958 --> 00:56:14,916 -Or? Do you remember now? -No, still not. 678 00:56:15,083 --> 00:56:17,791 No? Oh... I-I saw him too, when... 679 00:56:18,666 --> 00:56:20,541 What the hell? 680 00:56:20,958 --> 00:56:23,375 Yo, you sucker. Where is everyone? 681 00:56:24,833 --> 00:56:27,500 I am Joe. I'm Zach's best friend. 682 00:56:27,625 --> 00:56:32,208 Zach's penis is much bigger than mine. I love him so much. 683 00:56:32,708 --> 00:56:35,708 -I never said that! -Okay, then go on. Sorry, sorry. 684 00:56:36,208 --> 00:56:40,208 -Eh... Then Jaakko said: -I'm not very good at this, 685 00:56:40,333 --> 00:56:43,666 but I think they're all in that direction. 686 00:56:44,166 --> 00:56:47,000 -No, that was wrong. -Eh, you said it like that: 687 00:56:47,125 --> 00:56:51,083 "Yes, I'm Jaakko..." No, uh, I'll try again. 688 00:56:51,750 --> 00:56:53,291 I-I'm not the best, 689 00:56:53,416 --> 00:56:56,916 but I think they are all in that direction. 690 00:56:57,208 --> 00:56:59,583 I... No, wrong again. 691 00:57:00,625 --> 00:57:03,375 -That was pretty weak. -Still not right. 692 00:57:03,500 --> 00:57:05,333 -Yet, that sounds cool. -Sounds cool? 693 00:57:05,458 --> 00:57:07,416 -Yeah, yeah, that's good. -Cool. 694 00:57:07,541 --> 00:57:08,625 Just right. 695 00:57:09,291 --> 00:57:10,375 However... 696 00:57:11,708 --> 00:57:15,333 W-What's with the green smoke now? 697 00:57:15,458 --> 00:57:16,791 Wait and see. 698 00:57:17,583 --> 00:57:18,708 Here it comes. 699 00:57:19,125 --> 00:57:22,625 And that looks like a party with sexy nuns. 700 00:57:23,625 --> 00:57:27,166 And then there's this mega 80s party! It looks really great! 701 00:57:27,375 --> 00:57:32,666 Maybe all this shit wouldn't have happened. Oh. Where... Ah. 702 00:57:34,875 --> 00:57:39,375 -What does all this have to do with the creeps? -People, if we kill one of the creeps, 703 00:57:39,500 --> 00:57:42,166 then green blood spurts out. Right? 704 00:57:43,833 --> 00:57:45,458 And her eyes glow green. 705 00:57:46,583 --> 00:57:47,708 Just like 706 00:57:50,375 --> 00:57:51,750 shimmering auroras. 707 00:57:55,958 --> 00:57:57,250 No? 708 00:57:58,875 --> 00:58:01,791 -In the book that Jaakko found... -This is my book. 709 00:58:01,916 --> 00:58:04,083 -Yes, this is your book, from the forest. -Yes... 710 00:58:04,208 --> 00:58:06,625 Everything that happens here is is answered. 711 00:58:08,083 --> 00:58:10,500 -Oh, you mean the creeps. -Yes, exactly! 712 00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:14,250 They are evil spirits from another dimension. 713 00:58:14,375 --> 00:58:15,416 -Oh... -Really crazy! 714 00:58:15,541 --> 00:58:18,625 -That's so cool. -Yes, that's cool, Jaakko. 715 00:58:18,750 --> 00:58:22,833 And this book is like a diary, with pictures of all this, look! 716 00:58:23,625 --> 00:58:25,541 -Oh, man. -Here. That's the machine, 717 00:58:25,666 --> 00:58:27,791 -who created the smoke. -Wow. 718 00:58:28,666 --> 00:58:30,666 And someone planned it. 719 00:58:31,833 --> 00:58:32,958 But why? 720 00:58:34,833 --> 00:58:36,375 Oh, I think I've got it! 721 00:58:37,291 --> 00:58:40,958 Someone hates ski resorts. 722 00:58:43,958 --> 00:58:46,375 No? Okay, no, forget it. 723 00:58:46,958 --> 00:58:49,791 Well, it seems it all started in World War II. 724 00:58:49,916 --> 00:58:53,166 But I can't read it, it's in German and Russian. 725 00:58:53,291 --> 00:58:57,666 And then there are Nazi logos and crazy drawings and... 726 00:58:59,500 --> 00:59:00,416 And Chicane. 727 00:59:01,958 --> 00:59:04,833 "Chicane"? D-Dad's Chicane? 728 00:59:04,958 --> 00:59:07,708 Yes, and there is some kind of connection to the creeps. 729 00:59:08,208 --> 00:59:11,541 And I believe, I firmly believe in it, 730 00:59:11,750 --> 00:59:14,458 that the origin of these mad, murdering snowmen 731 00:59:14,583 --> 00:59:18,291 is related to...this green smoke. 732 00:59:18,500 --> 00:59:21,125 Yes! Green smoke, baby! 733 00:59:22,166 --> 00:59:25,458 No, no, n-not like grass. No. Like the green... 734 00:59:25,583 --> 00:59:29,416 From the machine, the machine. Not like grass. From the machine. 735 00:59:29,541 --> 00:59:32,750 Oh! "Do you want to build a snowman?" 736 00:59:33,125 --> 00:59:34,041 No. 737 00:59:34,875 --> 00:59:36,500 I want to fucking kill him. 738 00:59:37,375 --> 00:59:40,041 Uh, that totally sounds like like a cliché 739 00:59:40,166 --> 00:59:44,208 Monster B-movie plot. 740 00:59:45,458 --> 00:59:46,500 But 741 00:59:47,875 --> 00:59:53,416 In this case it could actually...true. 742 00:59:54,791 --> 00:59:55,875 Thank you. 743 00:59:58,208 --> 01:00:00,333 -Wait. Is that okay if I... -It's okay. 744 01:00:00,458 --> 01:00:01,458 Okay, then... 745 01:00:02,583 --> 01:00:04,458 -What's going on? -Oh, Laddy-Daddy, 746 01:00:04,583 --> 01:00:08,375 -Do we see a kiss? -W-What's happening here? 747 01:00:08,708 --> 01:00:11,000 -Ah, stop it. -Oh, hey, hey. I think, 748 01:00:11,125 --> 01:00:14,208 Here is the "Cabin of Love". 749 01:00:19,791 --> 01:00:23,333 I know where you are. 750 01:00:25,375 --> 01:00:27,208 Oh. Shit... 751 01:00:28,250 --> 01:00:30,916 Uh, excuse me, this is my dad. 752 01:00:34,583 --> 01:00:36,750 -Hey, come to bed. -Okay. I'll be right there. 753 01:00:37,625 --> 01:00:39,875 Hey, Zach. You're probably asleep probably already. 754 01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:41,708 If he knew... 755 01:00:41,833 --> 01:00:44,041 I just wanted to wish you a happy birthday. 756 01:00:45,333 --> 01:00:48,541 I have a little surprise - okay, a big surprise. 757 01:00:48,666 --> 01:00:51,833 I can hardly wait, for you to see her. You know what? 758 01:00:51,958 --> 01:00:55,291 I'm damn proud of you. And I love you, my boy. 759 01:00:56,666 --> 01:00:58,125 Me too, Dad. 760 01:01:02,625 --> 01:01:05,791 -Good evening. -This is Christopher Lambert! 761 01:01:05,916 --> 01:01:07,750 And that means, 762 01:01:10,166 --> 01:01:15,458 Finland is one of the safest countries in the world. 763 01:01:25,833 --> 01:01:29,708 Do you mind? I'll be on my way again soon. 764 01:01:29,916 --> 01:01:31,666 That's totally okay. 765 01:01:32,333 --> 01:01:36,000 So you are the Hollywood superstar. 766 01:01:36,125 --> 01:01:39,291 -I am, yes. -Eh... 767 01:01:41,208 --> 01:01:44,833 -Are you okay? -I... I...I love you. 768 01:01:47,416 --> 01:01:49,958 You must be Zach. 769 01:01:50,958 --> 01:01:53,833 -You know my name? -Of course. 770 01:01:54,041 --> 01:01:57,791 -Your dad told me about you. -Eh, my dad? -Eh... 771 01:01:57,958 --> 01:02:00,291 -Yes. -I wish you 772 01:02:00,416 --> 01:02:02,375 happy birthday - 773 01:02:03,083 --> 01:02:06,833 on this really crazy day. 774 01:02:06,958 --> 01:02:09,583 I'm dreaming, right? That, that's what I'm doing, isn't it? 775 01:02:09,708 --> 01:02:12,666 -You don't... -Always remember that: 776 01:02:12,791 --> 01:02:15,083 You only have one life. 777 01:02:15,458 --> 01:02:18,958 So pick a damn good one. 778 01:02:19,083 --> 01:02:22,250 Fight for what you think is right. 779 01:02:22,958 --> 01:02:27,500 Surround yourself with friends and people you love 780 01:02:27,625 --> 01:02:29,958 and who really care about you. 781 01:02:30,083 --> 01:02:32,666 Follow your passion and your dreams. 782 01:02:33,416 --> 01:02:36,833 And always believe in yourself. 783 01:02:37,333 --> 01:02:38,750 That's crazy. 784 01:02:39,291 --> 01:02:44,291 Go forth and strive for the greatest gift of all: life. 785 01:02:44,708 --> 01:02:47,541 Be friendly and kind, 786 01:02:47,708 --> 01:02:52,041 and always look at everything with an open heart. 787 01:02:52,666 --> 01:02:56,833 Then I promise you: Your dream will come true. 788 01:02:57,500 --> 01:02:58,916 I believe in you. 789 01:03:12,166 --> 01:03:14,166 Take care of yourselves, children. 790 01:03:17,291 --> 01:03:18,500 I'll be back. 791 01:03:20,083 --> 01:03:23,250 Bro, damn, that was Christopher Lambert! 792 01:03:23,458 --> 01:03:24,416 Yes. 793 01:03:25,208 --> 01:03:26,416 That was incredible. 794 01:03:28,250 --> 01:03:29,208 Yes. 795 01:03:30,083 --> 01:03:31,333 Thanks, Dad. 796 01:03:32,875 --> 01:03:36,125 -I know what I have to do now. -Yes, me too. 797 01:03:38,208 --> 01:03:39,583 -What is that? -Take one. 798 01:03:39,708 --> 01:03:42,500 -No, they could harm me. -There's no gluten in them. 799 01:03:42,625 --> 01:03:43,583 -Biscuits... -Go ahead. 800 01:03:43,708 --> 01:03:45,833 -Are you sure? -This is Biff's secret stuff. 801 01:03:45,958 --> 01:03:48,083 He has the same problem as you. 802 01:03:48,750 --> 01:03:51,125 Besides, you need energy, huh? 803 01:03:51,750 --> 01:03:52,666 -Good. -Come on. 804 01:03:52,791 --> 01:03:56,083 -Okay. Well then, cheers! -Cheers! 805 01:04:00,458 --> 01:04:01,541 They are good. 806 01:04:02,166 --> 01:04:03,416 Oh my God. 807 01:04:04,125 --> 01:04:06,125 -So delicious. -Yes. 808 01:04:06,291 --> 01:04:08,083 The taste is weird. 809 01:04:08,833 --> 01:04:10,916 -What is that? -Bananas. 810 01:04:13,125 --> 01:04:14,666 It was really good... 811 01:04:17,250 --> 01:04:20,416 -Wait... -What was in those cookies? 812 01:04:20,541 --> 01:04:24,541 Like "The Birds". Like Spielberg films. 813 01:04:25,541 --> 01:04:29,125 Dude, can't we go out and kill Kurgan? 814 01:04:29,250 --> 01:04:33,125 "Kurgan? Guys, Jaakko just made a allusion to "Highlander". 815 01:04:33,250 --> 01:04:35,875 This is my birthday, you should come and see it. 816 01:04:36,375 --> 01:04:38,083 You will need this. 817 01:04:38,541 --> 01:04:39,791 Holy... 818 01:04:41,625 --> 01:04:44,500 -Thank you, Ramírez. -No problem. 819 01:04:46,375 --> 01:04:50,166 -The feeling you get... -Spielberg is the best. 820 01:04:50,291 --> 01:04:53,833 -What's going on here? -They're totally stoned. 821 01:04:54,666 --> 01:04:56,125 I can feel it. 822 01:04:58,041 --> 01:04:59,666 I can feel them! 823 01:04:59,958 --> 01:05:02,416 -You know, we're united. -Yes. 824 01:05:02,541 --> 01:05:04,791 -We are brothers! -Yes. 825 01:05:06,291 --> 01:05:07,666 Let's finish it! 826 01:05:08,083 --> 01:05:12,291 Hey, maybe I should stay here and protect the ladies. 827 01:05:13,166 --> 01:05:14,791 -Yeah, man, cool. -Yes. 828 01:05:15,875 --> 01:05:19,333 Hey, High-Lander! Let's get the jackets. 829 01:05:19,458 --> 01:05:22,416 We have to go. Your jacket was back there. Come on! 830 01:05:22,541 --> 01:05:25,083 -Where are we going? -Hello, ladies. 831 01:05:25,208 --> 01:05:29,541 Always follow the cookie. Get the cookie! 832 01:05:30,250 --> 01:05:31,500 These are cookies. 833 01:05:33,416 --> 01:05:37,375 -Today is my birthday! -Yes, happy birthday, Zach! 834 01:05:37,500 --> 01:05:39,041 Thank you, Joe! 835 01:05:39,958 --> 01:05:42,291 Oh, shit! Hit! 836 01:05:43,625 --> 01:05:47,250 -I had sex! -I met Christopher Lambert! 837 01:05:48,666 --> 01:05:51,166 People, shut up! 838 01:05:51,541 --> 01:05:56,208 -I am no longer a virgin! -I am still a virgin! Yes! 839 01:05:57,125 --> 01:05:59,208 -Hit! -Hit, yes! 840 01:05:59,333 --> 01:06:02,083 Come on, let me go, let me go! Stop the car! 841 01:06:03,416 --> 01:06:04,833 We are here! 842 01:06:05,541 --> 01:06:08,166 -Do you remember when we did that? -What? 843 01:06:08,500 --> 01:06:10,416 -Just drive down here. -When? 844 01:06:10,541 --> 01:06:12,666 Oh, shit, hey. You're here too! 845 01:06:17,250 --> 01:06:18,708 -She is strong. -I like her. 846 01:06:18,833 --> 01:06:21,333 -She's resolute and I love that. -Yeah, man. 847 01:06:24,625 --> 01:06:26,250 First-person shooter? 848 01:06:26,750 --> 01:06:30,125 -Ego shooter, baby. -Yes, bam! 849 01:06:30,250 --> 01:06:31,833 GAME IS LOADING... Batman... 850 01:06:32,833 --> 01:06:34,875 MISSION: DESTROY THE CREEPS Batman! 851 01:06:35,500 --> 01:06:37,708 -You've got a baseball bat, too. -Clear. 852 01:06:39,791 --> 01:06:40,875 Okay. 853 01:06:43,125 --> 01:06:44,250 Oh, shit! 854 01:06:46,916 --> 01:06:47,875 There! 855 01:06:51,291 --> 01:06:52,541 -Three points! -Are you okay? 856 01:06:52,666 --> 01:06:55,500 -Yes. And you? -I still have a full life. 857 01:06:55,625 --> 01:06:57,916 Yes, they don't stop coming. 858 01:06:58,500 --> 01:07:00,125 Just like the sexy nun. 859 01:07:01,833 --> 01:07:02,916 Oh, shit. 860 01:07:04,083 --> 01:07:05,000 Hey! 861 01:07:06,291 --> 01:07:07,291 Caught! 862 01:07:10,958 --> 01:07:13,458 Hey! Spritz, baby! 863 01:07:14,833 --> 01:07:18,666 Yeah, man! "Spritz 2 - the musical!" 864 01:07:18,791 --> 01:07:20,541 -Great, man. -I love that, bro. 865 01:07:21,375 --> 01:07:24,416 Guys, come on, over here! Come on, let's go! 866 01:07:33,708 --> 01:07:35,750 -Zach, let's go! -Come on, come here! 867 01:07:40,583 --> 01:07:41,541 Zach. 868 01:07:41,875 --> 01:07:43,791 We have to close the door, come on! 869 01:07:50,875 --> 01:07:52,416 Come on, Zach, come on! 870 01:07:54,250 --> 01:07:55,250 Come on! 871 01:07:57,083 --> 01:08:00,791 Wait, wait, wait... What's the plan? 872 01:08:04,541 --> 01:08:09,333 -Wow, that's brilliant. -Oh. Oh... 873 01:08:09,458 --> 01:08:12,666 -Smart. She is smart. -The smartest person I know. 874 01:08:12,875 --> 01:08:13,875 Do you know that? 875 01:08:14,458 --> 01:08:16,375 You're pretty high, sweetheart. 876 01:08:17,083 --> 01:08:18,208 Shit. 877 01:08:19,791 --> 01:08:20,750 Come here. 878 01:08:22,416 --> 01:08:25,291 Oh my God, that's disgusting. 879 01:08:26,166 --> 01:08:28,625 -That's disgusting. -Yes. 880 01:08:30,291 --> 01:08:32,666 When it melts like that, I have to think about it, 881 01:08:32,958 --> 01:08:35,208 how I ate ice cream... Oh, hey. 882 01:08:38,458 --> 01:08:41,458 -I think he's playing a game. -I'm melting, I'm melting! 883 01:08:44,916 --> 01:08:48,000 Can you guys finally sober up, Guys? Come on! 884 01:08:48,875 --> 01:08:51,750 Hey, I'm really sorry. Don't leave me like this. 885 01:08:52,708 --> 01:08:56,875 Tonight is the night But the farewell is done 886 01:08:57,041 --> 01:08:59,750 And I say goodbye to you. 887 01:09:01,708 --> 01:09:05,291 -Oh God! -Oh, what a snake! 888 01:09:05,583 --> 01:09:07,416 Do you mean my cock? 889 01:09:08,708 --> 01:09:11,500 Oh, police. Stop it! 890 01:09:14,125 --> 01:09:15,166 Joe? 891 01:09:15,916 --> 01:09:16,875 Zach? 892 01:09:21,125 --> 01:09:22,291 Biff? 893 01:09:25,125 --> 01:09:27,208 What the hell are you doing here? 894 01:09:29,458 --> 01:09:31,875 How did you two get in here? 895 01:09:32,000 --> 01:09:33,541 Hey, you wanted a threesome. 896 01:09:33,666 --> 01:09:36,166 -Yes. -Hey. Shh... 897 01:09:41,333 --> 01:09:45,541 -You're so dead. -I'll sort it out. 898 01:09:46,000 --> 01:09:47,166 -I'll sort it out. -Get lost! 899 01:09:47,291 --> 01:09:49,750 -Go! -I don't even know your names. I, uh... 900 01:09:51,791 --> 01:09:53,625 I will protect you ladies. 901 01:09:55,625 --> 01:09:58,666 Awesome shorts. Where did you buy them? 902 01:09:59,208 --> 01:10:02,166 At Losers "R" Us? Now get the fuck out! 903 01:10:02,291 --> 01:10:06,250 -No, Biff. You're getting out of here. -What did you say? 904 01:10:07,041 --> 01:10:11,583 You know, you're an asshole, huh? And you know what else? 905 01:10:12,166 --> 01:10:15,625 Life is too short to put up with people like you. 906 01:10:15,750 --> 01:10:18,291 So fuck off, Biff! 907 01:10:19,083 --> 01:10:21,958 Do you really think they care about you? 908 01:10:24,500 --> 01:10:26,875 I learned that from a from a real friend. 909 01:10:27,208 --> 01:10:30,458 -You bastard! -You are one, yes. 910 01:10:30,708 --> 01:10:32,666 -But what am I? -A hero! 911 01:10:35,291 --> 01:10:38,166 Exactly, a hero. 912 01:10:41,916 --> 01:10:44,625 It's called "Back to the future", Asshole! 913 01:10:53,333 --> 01:10:55,375 Hero! Hero! 914 01:10:56,083 --> 01:10:57,125 Come here. 915 01:10:59,333 --> 01:11:02,750 -Shall we continue, ladies? -Yes, yes... 916 01:11:04,333 --> 01:11:06,125 -Can you help me up? -Yes, come. 917 01:11:06,250 --> 01:11:07,416 Is that difficult... 918 01:11:24,041 --> 01:11:25,958 Oh, there's a car. 919 01:11:26,125 --> 01:11:28,041 Sweet. What's on my back? 920 01:11:28,541 --> 01:11:31,666 -Just stop. -Yeah, right, there's a car, guys. 921 01:11:31,833 --> 01:11:33,708 -I love this movie. -Ey, me too. 922 01:11:33,833 --> 01:11:35,666 -Top three movie. -Top three? 923 01:11:35,791 --> 01:11:36,958 -Yes. -Rather good. 924 01:11:37,083 --> 01:11:38,333 Fuck, what was that? 925 01:11:41,041 --> 01:11:42,125 Did you hear that? 926 01:11:43,208 --> 01:11:45,666 Dude, yo, you don't believe it now. 927 01:11:45,958 --> 01:11:47,291 That was my stomach. 928 01:11:48,333 --> 01:11:51,833 My stomach, I'm hungry. I...I've never been so hungry. 929 01:11:51,958 --> 01:11:55,250 -Natalia, do you have anything to eat? We... -We need something to eat. 930 01:11:55,375 --> 01:11:59,000 Guys, concentrate, please! God... 931 01:11:59,458 --> 01:12:02,333 Hey, I've got another sandwich! From the department store... 932 01:12:02,458 --> 01:12:03,916 You have a sandwich? 933 01:12:04,208 --> 01:12:06,666 -Oh, what kind? -No idea. 934 01:12:06,791 --> 01:12:08,541 -Is it made from wheat? -No, it's... 935 01:12:08,666 --> 01:12:11,625 -I can't tolerate gluten. -That's ham, bro. 936 01:12:11,750 --> 01:12:12,916 -Ham? -Yes, ham. 937 01:12:13,041 --> 01:12:14,041 Guys! 938 01:12:18,375 --> 01:12:19,583 "Soviet Union." 939 01:12:20,125 --> 01:12:23,166 Oh... Guys! Joe, Joe! 940 01:12:23,500 --> 01:12:25,583 This must be the source. 941 01:12:26,083 --> 01:12:28,291 - "Highlander 5", Bro. -Oh! 942 01:12:29,625 --> 01:12:31,625 How do we turn them off, people? 943 01:12:31,750 --> 01:12:35,583 Oh. Uh... Oh, the book! The answer is in the book! 944 01:12:35,916 --> 01:12:38,541 The book. The damn book. 945 01:12:38,708 --> 01:12:41,625 The book. The book... 946 01:12:45,000 --> 01:12:47,875 Uh, let's drive the against it by car. I'm sure that works too. 947 01:12:48,666 --> 01:12:50,750 -You forgot the book. -Yes, I have. 948 01:12:51,458 --> 01:12:52,958 -Great. -People? 949 01:12:54,916 --> 01:12:55,958 Let's blow them up. 950 01:12:56,750 --> 01:12:57,708 What? 951 01:12:58,583 --> 01:12:59,541 Okay? 952 01:13:02,333 --> 01:13:03,583 Dude, are you okay? 953 01:13:04,958 --> 01:13:05,958 Everything is okay. 954 01:13:07,375 --> 01:13:09,083 -What the...!? -Did you kill him? 955 01:13:09,208 --> 01:13:11,250 No, he was already here, bro. 956 01:13:12,000 --> 01:13:14,083 -It was already there when we arrived. -People... 957 01:13:14,208 --> 01:13:17,583 He's dead, he's dead. That's not good. This is not good. 958 01:13:18,166 --> 01:13:21,166 That... That's good. That is so good. 959 01:13:21,291 --> 01:13:22,375 Zach? 960 01:13:23,875 --> 01:13:27,666 -What is it, baby? -Okay, Mr. I'm-20-years-old. 961 01:13:27,791 --> 01:13:30,833 -You are sweet. -And you eat normal bread. 962 01:13:32,625 --> 01:13:33,541 Yes. 963 01:13:34,875 --> 01:13:35,833 Oh... 964 01:13:38,958 --> 01:13:41,208 I finally have you. 965 01:13:41,416 --> 01:13:43,708 Did he just say something? 966 01:13:43,833 --> 01:13:45,875 What? 967 01:13:47,166 --> 01:13:50,125 Our time has come. Attack! 968 01:13:50,583 --> 01:13:51,500 Oh, shit! 969 01:13:54,791 --> 01:13:57,375 Is that really happening here? Okay. 970 01:13:58,875 --> 01:13:59,958 Damn! 971 01:14:01,500 --> 01:14:03,041 Oh, shit! 972 01:14:20,041 --> 01:14:21,291 Not today! 973 01:14:25,291 --> 01:14:26,375 Who is...! 974 01:14:26,708 --> 01:14:27,958 Dude, watch out! 975 01:14:30,500 --> 01:14:33,208 -This is snow! -Do I have to do everything myself? 976 01:14:35,250 --> 01:14:36,708 Just stupid snow! 977 01:14:37,916 --> 01:14:39,625 Attack! 978 01:14:48,666 --> 01:14:50,041 Help! Help! 979 01:14:51,291 --> 01:14:52,333 Zach! 980 01:14:53,291 --> 01:14:54,583 Ninja! 981 01:14:55,958 --> 01:14:56,875 Stop it! 982 01:14:59,875 --> 01:15:02,166 Don't! You stink, man! 983 01:15:05,041 --> 01:15:06,083 Zach! 984 01:15:06,750 --> 01:15:08,166 Get off! Get off me! 985 01:15:15,541 --> 01:15:17,375 It's time to make a real splash. 986 01:15:27,500 --> 01:15:28,583 Get up! 987 01:15:30,583 --> 01:15:31,583 Thank you. 988 01:15:32,208 --> 01:15:33,125 Thank you... 989 01:15:37,833 --> 01:15:38,791 What...? 990 01:15:42,583 --> 01:15:44,833 Oh, I should stop with the Stop doing drugs, man. 991 01:15:45,375 --> 01:15:46,291 Oh. 992 01:15:52,958 --> 01:15:56,208 -Where the hell is Zach? -No idea. Get in the car! 993 01:15:56,416 --> 01:15:58,416 Oh, shit. Shit... 994 01:15:59,791 --> 01:16:01,500 -Come on! -Crap. 995 01:16:03,958 --> 01:16:08,166 -Where the hell is Zach? -I've got... Damn it! Go on, drive! 996 01:16:08,375 --> 01:16:11,916 -Oh, shit! -Come, come, come,...! 997 01:16:23,291 --> 01:16:26,791 Hello... Well? Everything okay? 998 01:16:28,208 --> 01:16:31,291 They look scary. Uh... Everything all right? 999 01:16:38,958 --> 01:16:41,916 Come, come, come...! Okay, here we go! 1000 01:16:42,041 --> 01:16:45,250 I'm going to destroy these snow asses now! 1001 01:16:45,416 --> 01:16:47,708 Okay, come on! 1002 01:16:51,250 --> 01:16:54,708 Wow! Okay, okay. One more time! 1003 01:16:55,250 --> 01:16:56,166 Okay. 1004 01:17:05,625 --> 01:17:07,208 That hurt, man. 1005 01:17:16,791 --> 01:17:19,166 That was close. That was... 1006 01:17:29,125 --> 01:17:30,166 Fuck! 1007 01:17:33,333 --> 01:17:34,333 Are you serious? 1008 01:17:41,500 --> 01:17:43,500 Oh, Lambert, please! 1009 01:17:47,875 --> 01:17:50,416 -Go, go, go,...! -Okay. Ready? 1010 01:17:50,541 --> 01:17:53,708 -Yes! -Full throttle! 1011 01:17:56,000 --> 01:17:57,041 -What the... -Once again! 1012 01:17:57,166 --> 01:17:59,166 -Go, drive! -Okay. -Oh, shit! 1013 01:17:59,291 --> 01:18:01,375 -Oh, shit! -Man, come on now! 1014 01:18:01,500 --> 01:18:02,625 -Go! -He's on strike! 1015 01:18:02,750 --> 01:18:05,750 Jump on! That damn... Oh, oh! 1016 01:18:05,875 --> 01:18:07,583 Here comes salvation, at last! 1017 01:18:24,250 --> 01:18:26,375 Oh shit! 1018 01:18:32,208 --> 01:18:36,000 You will die like all your peers. 1019 01:18:36,541 --> 01:18:39,416 We will travel through the portal into your world 1020 01:18:39,833 --> 01:18:41,000 and destroy them. 1021 01:18:42,375 --> 01:18:44,208 What, a portal? 1022 01:18:46,041 --> 01:18:46,958 Oh! 1023 01:18:47,791 --> 01:18:48,750 Oh! 1024 01:18:51,208 --> 01:18:54,666 You're making the classic rogue mistake, you would-be Kurgan. 1025 01:18:55,708 --> 01:18:57,916 You told me your plan. Yes, exactly. 1026 01:19:03,958 --> 01:19:06,833 -It's too late. -Oh, shit. 1027 01:19:13,291 --> 01:19:15,666 Please, please! Please, wait! No, don't! 1028 01:19:21,083 --> 01:19:25,166 -Lambert! -Hail, Zach. You called? 1029 01:19:28,833 --> 01:19:29,958 Go away! 1030 01:19:42,500 --> 01:19:44,125 At the end of the day 1031 01:19:44,958 --> 01:19:48,000 there can only be one. 1032 01:19:56,166 --> 01:19:58,250 Go, go, go, go! Zach! 1033 01:19:58,666 --> 01:20:00,166 -Zach? -Yes! 1034 01:20:12,833 --> 01:20:13,916 What is he doing there? 1035 01:20:16,666 --> 01:20:20,500 -The bread! You damn genius! -What? 1036 01:20:25,083 --> 01:20:27,500 Do it, damn it! 1037 01:20:30,625 --> 01:20:32,500 What the hell are you looking at? 1038 01:20:33,375 --> 01:20:35,666 Can't you see it? I've got the bigger club 1039 01:20:36,125 --> 01:20:38,708 I'll finish you off If you're in my way 1040 01:20:38,833 --> 01:20:41,458 I'll knock you out You'll never be the same again 1041 01:20:41,666 --> 01:20:43,125 What do you say? 1042 01:20:43,250 --> 01:20:45,416 You heard me, bitch What do you say? 1043 01:20:45,541 --> 01:20:48,500 Can you smell that? That's my shit! What do you say? 1044 01:20:48,791 --> 01:20:51,458 You heard me, bitch What do you say? 1045 01:20:51,583 --> 01:20:53,916 Eat that, you creep asses! 1046 01:20:54,333 --> 01:20:55,250 Yes! 1047 01:20:55,750 --> 01:20:57,958 Those stupid fools 1048 01:20:59,000 --> 01:21:01,166 This time you will be shot You assholes 1049 01:21:01,833 --> 01:21:03,958 -All the haters and the bitches here -Yes! 1050 01:21:07,916 --> 01:21:08,958 Wow! 1051 01:21:20,791 --> 01:21:22,791 Holy shit, that was wild. 1052 01:21:24,083 --> 01:21:27,000 -This really worked! -This really worked... 1053 01:21:34,125 --> 01:21:35,750 There can only be one. 1054 01:21:40,333 --> 01:21:41,500 Wow! 1055 01:21:43,916 --> 01:21:45,125 I'm sorry, 1056 01:21:45,791 --> 01:21:47,208 I'm getting emotional right now. 1057 01:21:53,500 --> 01:21:56,583 -Are you all right? -I am now. 1058 01:21:57,333 --> 01:21:58,250 Bro... 1059 01:22:01,833 --> 01:22:05,666 So, uh... We...we did it, huh? 1060 01:22:09,208 --> 01:22:10,583 -Joe, come here, man! -Come! 1061 01:22:10,708 --> 01:22:12,250 -Come on! -Joey! 1062 01:22:16,125 --> 01:22:18,000 -Comm. Dance? -We have made it! 1063 01:22:18,750 --> 01:22:20,166 Hey, look. 1064 01:22:27,625 --> 01:22:28,750 The key. 1065 01:22:29,416 --> 01:22:33,000 It opens up the worlds, connects dimensions, sets the spirits free. 1066 01:22:33,375 --> 01:22:38,791 With this key, I have the power! 1067 01:22:41,208 --> 01:22:42,375 What the hell? 1068 01:22:42,458 --> 01:22:43,833 Give me the key! 1069 01:22:45,666 --> 01:22:48,791 -Hello, Gollum! Wake up! -What? 1070 01:22:50,500 --> 01:22:52,208 Dude, what's wrong? 1071 01:22:52,750 --> 01:22:54,958 You've just gone Lord of the Rings in the style of the Lord of the Rings. 1072 01:22:55,375 --> 01:22:57,041 What? I... I... 1073 01:23:01,416 --> 01:23:05,166 -And now? -Oh shit. We should leave now. 1074 01:23:06,083 --> 01:23:07,083 Zach! 1075 01:23:07,833 --> 01:23:09,416 -Come on! -What? -Oh, shit. 1076 01:23:09,541 --> 01:23:10,708 Yes, yes, okay! 1077 01:23:23,416 --> 01:23:24,750 Oh God. 1078 01:23:26,000 --> 01:23:27,458 Holy shit. 1079 01:23:42,166 --> 01:23:45,625 -Full of the big action. -Oh, damn, they look real. 1080 01:23:45,750 --> 01:23:48,416 -Yes. -At least they don't have green eyes. 1081 01:24:02,041 --> 01:24:05,458 Guys, that dead guy stole stole the key from Chicane, 1082 01:24:05,583 --> 01:24:07,916 so that the spirits of the other dimension, 1083 01:24:08,041 --> 01:24:10,041 which was started during the Second World War. 1084 01:24:11,750 --> 01:24:14,750 Excellent, Agent Mulder. Excellent. 1085 01:24:20,166 --> 01:24:23,750 -Tell Chicane that he's back. -Understood. 1086 01:24:29,125 --> 01:24:33,750 Okay. Let's...let's just... just get out of here, okay? 1087 01:24:34,000 --> 01:24:37,000 -Yes. You are right. She's always right. -Yes... 1088 01:24:38,458 --> 01:24:40,208 -Okay? -Clear, bro. 1089 01:24:50,833 --> 01:24:52,208 Yes! 1090 01:24:59,416 --> 01:25:02,791 It has happened to us 1091 01:25:02,958 --> 01:25:06,916 But we survived the night 1092 01:25:10,291 --> 01:25:12,458 It doesn't matter now 1093 01:25:13,625 --> 01:25:18,208 Because we are all alive 1094 01:25:18,375 --> 01:25:22,375 People have died 1095 01:25:22,500 --> 01:25:26,791 And we should have helped them 1096 01:25:26,958 --> 01:25:30,500 Oh crap, you're right 1097 01:25:30,791 --> 01:25:34,625 We can make this world Make it a better place 1098 01:25:35,083 --> 01:25:38,583 We are the world 1099 01:25:39,500 --> 01:25:43,666 We are survivors 1100 01:25:43,833 --> 01:25:47,958 We are the ones Who survived this shit 1101 01:25:48,083 --> 01:25:52,333 So let's Sue this damn place 1102 01:25:52,458 --> 01:25:55,958 We are the world 1103 01:25:56,833 --> 01:26:01,125 We are survivors 1104 01:26:01,291 --> 01:26:05,416 We are the ones Who survived this shit 1105 01:26:05,541 --> 01:26:09,791 So let's Sue this damn place. 1106 01:26:12,958 --> 01:26:14,708 Oh... 1107 01:26:17,291 --> 01:26:19,708 -Oh... Shit. -What is it? 1108 01:26:19,833 --> 01:26:23,416 These are my parents. I'd better go. Uh... 1109 01:26:24,625 --> 01:26:27,083 Guys... Come on. 1110 01:26:27,375 --> 01:26:30,666 Hey, colleagues! That was awesome! 1111 01:26:32,166 --> 01:26:33,291 Yeah, man. 1112 01:26:33,916 --> 01:26:37,333 I, uh... Thank you, for everything. 1113 01:26:37,750 --> 01:26:39,500 Shit, man, I love you. 1114 01:26:39,625 --> 01:26:40,916 Me too. 1115 01:26:45,291 --> 01:26:48,166 Oh yes, uh. You'd better wash your hands. 1116 01:26:48,291 --> 01:26:49,583 Oh, come on now. 1117 01:26:50,208 --> 01:26:54,500 Yes, mom? Yes, I'm coming. Best birthday ever! 1118 01:26:54,625 --> 01:26:56,083 -Just go! -Yes, I'm coming. 1119 01:26:56,208 --> 01:26:58,041 -See you later. -I'm coming. 1120 01:26:59,291 --> 01:27:01,500 -He's really something, isn't he? -Yes. 1121 01:27:01,666 --> 01:27:04,333 -Yes, he's funny. -Yes. 1122 01:27:06,208 --> 01:27:09,125 -So then... -So then. 1123 01:27:09,958 --> 01:27:11,083 What now? 1124 01:27:12,375 --> 01:27:16,541 Uh, I mean... I've never been to New Mexico. 1125 01:27:16,708 --> 01:27:21,208 That's right, yes. Uh... I think we should change that. 1126 01:27:21,333 --> 01:27:22,791 -Really? -Yes. 1127 01:27:22,916 --> 01:27:25,041 Oh, and how do you imagine that? 1128 01:27:25,166 --> 01:27:29,208 I think something like this. 1129 01:27:40,291 --> 01:27:42,333 You've done well, boy. 1130 01:27:44,125 --> 01:27:45,583 You did a good job. 1131 01:27:54,875 --> 01:27:57,875 Oh. H-Hi, stepdad. 1132 01:27:58,333 --> 01:27:59,833 Jaakko. 1133 01:28:01,041 --> 01:28:03,291 -Hey, Daddy. -Wanna join in? 1134 01:28:03,958 --> 01:28:05,375 Oh dear, no. 1135 01:28:06,666 --> 01:28:07,958 Double double. 1136 01:28:08,708 --> 01:28:11,041 2 WEEKS LATER Bananananananau! 1137 01:28:11,208 --> 01:28:13,833 All right, folks? Tom Cruise here. 1138 01:28:13,958 --> 01:28:17,083 Just kidding, this is Zach. But you already know that. 1139 01:28:17,250 --> 01:28:20,958 So, you must be wondering what happened after that day, huh? 1140 01:28:21,083 --> 01:28:23,416 Well, my parents finally arrived 1141 01:28:23,541 --> 01:28:26,958 and we had a wonderful birthday party outside the resort, 1142 01:28:27,083 --> 01:28:30,208 together with Joe's family. They didn't know what had happened, 1143 01:28:30,333 --> 01:28:34,916 and believe me, we held tight. My dad was totally thrilled with 1144 01:28:35,041 --> 01:28:37,833 my meeting with Christopher Lambert, as did I. 1145 01:28:37,958 --> 01:28:40,916 Incidentally, he managed to escape during the night, completely unharmed, 1146 01:28:41,041 --> 01:28:44,500 and really kicked Kurgan's ass. Believe it or not, 1147 01:28:44,625 --> 01:28:47,541 we are still in contact and he invited us, 1148 01:28:47,666 --> 01:28:50,333 to watch "Highlander" with him, whenever we want. 1149 01:28:50,458 --> 01:28:53,791 Hey, could it be any cooler? Uh, you're probably wondering, 1150 01:28:53,916 --> 01:28:57,458 what's going on with Jaakko. Well, this little Minion 1151 01:28:57,583 --> 01:29:01,875 has been kicked out of his home. He now lives with the two of them 1152 01:29:01,958 --> 01:29:06,166 adorable, sexy nuns, who by the way just bought a dog, by the way 1153 01:29:06,291 --> 01:29:09,208 and called him Zach. Cute, huh? 1154 01:29:10,333 --> 01:29:12,500 Joe tried to to text the one nun, 1155 01:29:12,625 --> 01:29:14,750 but unfortunately she just hosts it, 1156 01:29:14,875 --> 01:29:19,500 which is very sad for him, in more ways than one. 1157 01:29:20,041 --> 01:29:23,625 But I know, I know, you want to know, how things are going with me and Natalia. 1158 01:29:23,750 --> 01:29:26,291 And, uh, I owe you the truth. 1159 01:29:27,041 --> 01:29:31,208 We, uh, we didn't go to New Mexico. 1160 01:29:31,708 --> 01:29:34,000 But she came to Oregon with us. 1161 01:29:34,125 --> 01:29:38,000 My parents have totally in love with her. And yes, 1162 01:29:38,375 --> 01:29:43,125 I have also fallen in love with her. She...she's incredible. 1163 01:29:43,541 --> 01:29:46,541 So, kids, the lesson is this: 1164 01:29:47,291 --> 01:29:49,166 Don't be afraid to fall in love. 1165 01:29:49,708 --> 01:29:52,041 Sure, yes, okay, sex is great. 1166 01:29:52,166 --> 01:29:55,166 But love...love is even better. 1167 01:29:55,625 --> 01:30:00,500 Get out there! Throw yourself into new adventures, fall in love, open your heart! 1168 01:30:00,791 --> 01:30:03,708 And if you are already in love, then cherish that love. 1169 01:30:03,958 --> 01:30:07,041 Make use of the greatest of all gifts that life has for you. 1170 01:30:07,625 --> 01:30:11,500 I quote John Hughes: "Life goes by pretty fast. 1171 01:30:11,958 --> 01:30:15,708 If you don't stop now and then and look around, you might miss it." 1172 01:30:21,041 --> 01:30:23,333 Break it up, Casanova. 1173 01:30:25,333 --> 01:30:27,625 Yes. Uh, and... 1174 01:30:28,208 --> 01:30:30,416 Okay, have...have lots of sex. 1175 01:31:05,375 --> 01:31:08,625 I love you, Mr. Snowman. 1176 01:31:22,875 --> 01:31:24,250 I will be back. 1177 01:31:26,000 --> 01:31:27,000 We are finished. 1178 01:32:04,041 --> 01:32:06,833 I already know. Yes, we are already on air. Yes, shh. 1179 01:32:07,000 --> 01:32:11,541 Hey, hey, hey! This is Wild Pete. Everything's fine, everything's okay. 1180 01:32:11,666 --> 01:32:15,250 I'm...I'm fine. I'm, uh... Everything is fine. 1181 01:32:15,375 --> 01:32:18,500 I...I know, if you heard my show yesterday heard my show yesterday, 1182 01:32:18,625 --> 01:32:20,333 then, uh, you might believe, 1183 01:32:20,458 --> 01:32:24,916 that...that something really strange has happened here in the ski resort. 1184 01:32:25,041 --> 01:32:28,958 As if creatures had, well, killed people and stuff. 1185 01:32:29,083 --> 01:32:32,250 But...but ha ha! I've fooled you. 1186 01:32:32,375 --> 01:32:35,416 Yes, it was all just a big joke. 1187 01:32:35,541 --> 01:32:38,875 Yes, the biggest joke I've I've ever made on this show, 1188 01:32:38,958 --> 01:32:41,291 the "Wild Pete Show". That...that was really big. 1189 01:32:41,416 --> 01:32:45,333 Well, I was under the in influence of alcoholic beverages. 1190 01:32:45,458 --> 01:32:49,083 I, I think I had one or two more than normal. 1191 01:32:49,208 --> 01:32:51,041 But...that's what happens here. 1192 01:32:51,166 --> 01:32:55,208 It's just the usual, uh, hangover after the normal annual monster fest, 1193 01:32:55,333 --> 01:32:58,375 like every year, and... Oh, the main thing is, 1194 01:32:58,500 --> 01:33:01,916 that our guest, Mr. Christopher Lambert is doing well. 1195 01:33:02,125 --> 01:33:05,208 He is doing well. And nobody is suing anyone here 1196 01:33:05,333 --> 01:33:09,791 or something or other. So everything is back to normal. 1197 01:33:09,916 --> 01:33:14,916 Just forget about it and, uh, enjoy this beautiful day here in Vuokatti. 1198 01:33:15,041 --> 01:33:16,958 Hey, can I get another drink? 1199 01:33:17,083 --> 01:33:19,375 I...I'm really in pain. 82820