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Here you go.

Thanks, too.

Daddy, it's me!

Daddy!

Um,

uh, what are you doing here?

I'm taking a break from college, Daddy.

You're supposed to be in Oxford. I know, but I'm taking that semester off

because I followed in your footsteps and I'm here exploring the Bugaboo

Diamonds.

I gave up that years ago.

Why, Daddy?

It's dangerous.

Jane, it's dangerous.

I'd like you to meet my two friends, the mercenaries, Daddy.

All right.

Bart McGee. And Dallas Aikman.

And if there's any trouble, Daddy, they'll sort it out.

the dangerous cannibals in bugaboo what kind of experience do you have well sir

i've been in africa for 10 years now been a mercenary from 15 different

i don't see where i'm going to have any problems with any undernourished four

foot tall cannibals i would be surprised if you found the bugaboo natives

the cannibals to be anything like as you described

But enough on cannibals.

I'm glad you're here.

Oh, Daddy.

Let's go eat. We've been counting all day.

Oh, that's great. That's great. Please join us.

Cats have their problems.

Batman.

I heard what you said out there about the cannibals.

Is it true? You're really not afraid of them?

Honey, I'm not afraid of anything.

I bet you're not.

I don't get to see very many men around here like you.

Is that right?

What about Papa?

Papa?

He's still hung up on his wife.

Where is she?

She was killed two years ago in a safari.

So, uh,

what are you doing here?

I'm a botanist. I was sent by the American Council to do research.

What exactly do you have in mind?

Oh, that's the way.

I love you.

You like it?

Help me.

Oh, yeah.

You like that, huh?

Give me that one.

Here.

Oh, yeah,

baby. You feel that? You like that? Oh, yeah.

You're looking better inside. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

You like that, huh? Mm -hmm. See it?

Oh, better.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Good night.

Oh.

Ugh.

I'm gonna get a hold of you.

Yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, shit.

Yeah?

Swelling?

Oh, yeah. Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh,

God.

Amen.

You shouldn't be out here.

You should be in Oxford getting your degree.

You shouldn't be wasting your time looking for the boogaboo diamonds in

Oh, Daddy.

You're the one who told me ever since I was a little girl that I should do

whatever I wanted whenever I wanted.

I want to be like you, Daddy.

I want to be an explorer and see the world.

It's dangerous.

There's no need for you to chase these diamonds.

Yeah, I do.

And I don't want to be missing you.

Don't worry, Daddy.

I'll make you proud of me.

Really proud.

I promise.

I am proud of you.

I'll help you get those fucking diamonds and books.

And Kathleen, she can run around and check out the vegetation underway.

All right, Daddy.

We're off. We're off. We're off.

I think I'm going to go for a pee -pee.

Wait a minute, Jane.

I wouldn't advise that. There's all kinds of preachers in the night out

They're not the friendliest ones you'd ever want to run into. I advise holding

it until morning. But then again, you're a big girl. Do what you like.

Will you come with me?

Me? No.

You want to take the chances with your ass getting bit off, go ahead. But I

other things to worry about. I'm not going to venture out there. Will anybody

else come with me?

No.

It's sleep time, folks.

Let's get some rest. It's going to be a long day.

I guess I'll wait till morning then.

Good idea. I think so.

Yes, my little fish you're taking there, huh, Jane?

What are you doing?

Well, isn't Daddy's little angel a naughty little girl? Here, let me help

wipe that little beaver.

What if my father sees me? Oh, fuck your father.

Oh, Jane.

I'm feeling like that.

I'm going to hunt you.

Wow.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah, that's it. Fuck it. Oh, yeah, fuck my cunt, honey.

Oh.

Dead men tell no tales.

Yeah, well, be quiet, okay? Because I don't think I want to meet the guys who

did the decorating around here.

We did.

We did. I didn't think it would work, but here it is.

This is too easy.

Yeah, it was.

That is great.

Something ain't right, guys. We should get out of here.

I don't think you'll be going anywhere too quickly, Jane.

What the fuck are you doing?

What am I doing?

I'm taking all the fucking diamonds, you stupid bitch.

Now put your fucking hands up. Why are you doing this?

Why? Why am I doing this?

I'll be glad to tell you why. I've been stuck on this fucking continent for ten

years working for people just like you.

Makes me sick.

You come from your little preppy college in England thinking you can come over

here and be just like daddy.

Well, I'm sorry, Jane.

It stops here.

I'm taking the diamonds for myself, you see.

And you want to know why I'm doing it? You want to know why?

I'll tell you. Because I fucking can, that's why.

This is just fucking great. I come to Africa to look for ferns.

But no, I get taken to find a diamond mine by the great white explorer.

Oh, shut up, Caroline.

What else are you going to do with your time?

You've got to come to see the great dark continent.

Wonderful. Seeing the dark continent.

I'm sitting here tied up waiting to be eaten by a bunch of cannibals pissed off

that we find their diamonds?

Shh.

Be quiet.

I hear something coming.

Dead.

This way. Come on. The cameras are coming back. Come on.

Great

job,

brother.

Frederick, I think I'm going to go check out the vegetation in the area.

See if there's anything edible.

Yeah, that's what I was going to do.

All right, but it's almost dark. Why don't you stay close, okay?

Yeah, okay. I'll be right back.

You want to go and check out over there, Pa?

See if we can make camp?

Yeah, good idea. Okay.

and you at my campground here.

I'm horny as hell from walking around this jungle all day.

My pussy needs a good licking. I've tried James.

Now how about yours, honey?

No!

man.

Boom.

Do you know how to fuck me in my ass?

You know, my ass.

Fuck me in my ass.

Yeah, that's right, man.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

That's right.

Mmm.

He wants to know why we're here at this boogaboo.

Make up something.

Say anything.

What did he say now, Daddy?

I think he's looking for dessert.

Oh, shit.

How am I going to jump off so far?

Come on.

I think they want me to have sex.

With who?

The princess, to bring her to orgasm. Why?

To satisfy the gods.

And then what?

I'll be prince.

Oh,

God, Daddy.

What the bitch?

Oh, no, Daddy, I can't let you do that. I can't let you sacrifice your freedom

and your...

Civilization for me.

Jane, I'm your father. I'll do anything to get you out.

Your mother died many years ago.

Well?

When was the last time you were laid?

I don't know.

Well, maybe I should.

Okay, Daddy.

If you insist.

For your safety.

And your happiness.

I must.

Sorry, Daddy.

Hi,

Jane. Hi, Bart.

I think I'm the witch doctor's boy here. He's definitely got some plans for me.

It's okay.

It's okay.

All right.

Okay.

What the fuck is going on?

Daddy!

Now, where were we?

Please. Please.

Oh, God.

Oh.

Father will be okay.

Call me. Oh!

Oh!

I may never see my father again.

How can you help me get over my misery?

Oh, gentlemen.

Oh, dear.

Wait, don't move it.

Hmm.

I hope my father's happy.

I wonder what he's doing.