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Oh, my God,
feel better, Cody.
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I wanna sign it next.
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'Sup.
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I'll carry your books, Cody.
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Butt-Head, what's going on?
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Why are all those chicks being
nice to Cody when he sucks?
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Uh, I think it's 'cause
he has a cast.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, they feel sorry
for him and stuff.
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And when chicks
feels sorry for you,
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you're halfway to scoring.
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Yeah, they sign your cast,
and then they, like,
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do other stuff.
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You know what I'm saying?
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Wait a minute.
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Beavis, you gotta break my arm
so I can get a cast on it.
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Yeah, and then you
can break my arm, too,
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and then we'll both score.
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Yeah.
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No, that would be too much.
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If everyone has a cast, then
no one has a cast or something.
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Now, mess my arm up real good.
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Okay, okay.
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I'm gonna go ahead
and just break this bad boy.
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Yeah.
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Just break it already, dumbass.
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Lift with your legs
or something.
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Uh!
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Damn it, Beavis,
I said break it.
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Don't hurt it.
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Ah!
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I guess we're gonna have
to think of some other way.
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Well, no one ever got any
thinking done here at school.
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You know, they should
have a place where you can,
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like, learn how to do stuff.
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Like, if there was something
you didn't know,
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there would be people who
would, like, teach it to you.
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You know?
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That would make
too much sense, Beavis.
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Yeah, really.
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Hi.
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Welcome to Y2K'S
"Big Fun, Fun Show."
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I'm your host, Y2K.
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I'd like to introduce you
to today's very fun,
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very special guest,
Baby No Money.
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Baby No Money?
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Most rappers, like, brag
about how much money they have,
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but not Baby No Money.
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He's poor.
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Yeah.
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He's got the lowest
self-esteem in hip-hop.
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He got his suit
at the Goodwill.
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He's one of those guys
who sings all, like, drowsy,
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like he's taking
sleeping pills.
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Oh, yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah, everyone sings
like that, yeah.
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Yeah, sometimes
I talk like that
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when I take a bunch of codeine
cough syrup, you know?
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Maybe these guys, like,
take cough syrup all the time,
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and they're like, um--
like, um--
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what's that word
when you take something
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all the time
and you can't stop?
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It's like addic--addic--
a dick--
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I think the word
you're looking for is cool.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, yeah, that's it. Yeah.
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Yeah, my uncle is cool
to, uh, crystal meth.
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Boy, cool can mean
a lot of things, can't it?
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The word cool is cool.
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Oh, no.
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Wha--what? What?
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When I see puppets,
I know what comes next.
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They're gonna try
to teach me how to read.
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Oh, God, yeah.
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All puppets ever
talk about his letters.
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Yeah, it's like, uh,
it's like,
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after A, B, C, D, the rest
is just a blur, you know?
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You said D.
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You know, I used to watch
that "Muppet Show" sometimes.
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But like, except for
that one really hot pig,
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there's nothing good on it.
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Uh, oh, yeah.
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She's what they call a PILF.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, there you go with
letters again, Butt-Head.
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Come on.
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Okay, Beavis.
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I'm gonna lie down,
and you're gonna ride down
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the hill and run over my arm.
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Okay.
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Ready?
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Ready.
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Go.
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Ah!
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Fire!
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Ah!
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Uh, what happened?
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I don't know.
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I had my eyes closed.
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Uh, so did I.
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But it felt like I hit
your arm pretty hard.
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I mean, I went flying
and my head hurts.
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Uh, wow.
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That didn't hurt at all.
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I didn't even feel it.
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Well, it must be
'cause I hit it so hard.
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Is it broken?
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Probably.
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Uh, damn it.
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I don't even have a scratch.
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Whoa, really?
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That's crazy.
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It definitely sounded like
I hit the sweet spot, you know?
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The problem is,
my arms are too strong.
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Yeah, yeah.
That's how they get you.
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You're gonna
have to do it again.
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I'll--I'll try, but like,
my arm really hurts,
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and it's, like, bent funny,
and I can't move it so good.
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I don't care about
your problems, Beavis.
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I care about broken arms.
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Yeah, yeah, that's true.
Yeah.
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Sorry.
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Now, get back up there
so I can score.
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Uh, yeah, yeah, okay.
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Ow.
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Hurry up.
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Ow.
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Let's see,
there's gotta be something
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in here that can break my arm.
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Whoa.
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You boys don't touch
the scissor lift, all right?
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Employees only.
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Whoa.
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If we're not
allowed to touch it,
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it must be really dangerous, yeah.
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I can stick my hand
in the machinery.
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Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Good idea.
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Now, get up there
and start pressing buttons.
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Okay, you got it.
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Ow.
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Let's see here.
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There's a lot of buttons.
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Where to begin?
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That's the wrong way, dumbass.
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You need to, like, lower it.
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Uh, I can't make it stop.
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I'm trying.
It keeps going up.
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What are you doing
up there, butthole?
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Quit choking your chicken and
get down here and break my arm.
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Okay, okay.
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Let me try this button here.
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Let's just see if this--
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whoa!
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Uh. Uh-oh.
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Damn it. Get back here.
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Oh, no.
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Butt-Head!
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Butt-Head, what do I do?
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I can't make it stop.
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Damn it.
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Hey, hey, hey.
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Where am I going?
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What's going on, Butt-Head?
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Oh, no, no, no.
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Ah! Somebody help!
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Hey, watch where you're going!
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Sorry down there.
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I--I can't control--ah!
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Hey, hey. Look out.
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No!
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Hey, what's going on?
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Hey, do you know how
to work this thing?
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Ah! No! No!
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Hey, you're all
going the wrong way.
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Come on. Learn how to drive.
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Hey, hey.
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Hey, hey, look out. Ah!
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No, no, no.
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Whoa.
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Oh, I made it.
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Glad that's over.
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Butt-Head, you finally came!
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Yeah, I thought
you might have
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got some Jell-O or something.
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No, no.
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They say I can't
chew Jell-O yet.
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But, I mean, check out my cast.
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The chicks can
sign all over me.
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It's full body, you know?
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Uh, no.
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By the time they
let you out of here,
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school will be over
for the summer.
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All the chicks
will be gone already.
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Oh. Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, but someone's probably
signed my cast, right?
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Uh, let's see.
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Nope.
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Well, that sucks.
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Well, visiting hours
are over.
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Let me know if you
get some Jell-O.
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Chirp.
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