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What happened to
the dead bird
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that was in the street?
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Uh, I think it, like,
flew away or something.
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Excuse me.
I'm trying to find my Airbnb.
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Uh, what?
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I booked this place
to stay tonight,
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and I can't find it.
I'm looking for my Airbnb.
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Excuse me, ma'am.
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She means us.
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We're B&B.
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- We are?
- Yeah, dumbass.
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I'm Butt-Head,
and you're a butthole.
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Whoa.
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Letters are cool, yeah.
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Uh, if you're
looking for B&B,
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you've come to
the right place, baby.
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Yeah, that's right.
Yeah.
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We're the B&B. Yeah.
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Oh, thank God.
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I drove all the way
from Phoenix.
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So I guess
I'm staying here tonight.
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Wow.
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I can't believe it, Butt-Head.
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She drove all the way
from Phoenix looking for us.
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And she wants to stay
here tonight with B&B?
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She wants to score
with both of us.
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I'm just gonna bring
my suitcase in the house.
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Yeah.
That's cool.
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Man, this is the luckiest
thing that ever happened
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to us, Butt-Head.
- It's not luck, Beavis.
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We believed in ourselves,
and it paid off.
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We put that out
in the universe.
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"Put out."
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OK, this isn't what it looked
like in the pictures at all.
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Where's the pool table?
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- Wow.
- Disgusting.
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I can't believe
we're finally gonna score.
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This is unacceptable.
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Is there someone else
I can talk to?
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Are your parents here?
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Well, my mom went out
for cigarettes,
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so she's usually back
in, like, three days.
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Yeah.
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So that gives us
some alone time.
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OK.
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It's too late for me to find
another place to stay tonight.
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Can I at least have some
clean sheets and towels?
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Clean what?
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Clean sheets and towels?
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God, I am leaving
a terrible review.
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Um, Butt-Head,
I don't think she's gonna score
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with us until we bring her
clean sheets and towels.
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Ew, the floor
is, like, black!
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Chicks are weird, Beavis.
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Yeah, I don't know
why we bother.
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Ugh!
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Is this, like,
one of those restaurants
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in a castle, you know?
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Uh, like Medieval Times?
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Here at my castle,
we are known for our s'mores.
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The orthodontist
told me not to eat s'mores
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because I have braces.
Yes.
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I'm being very naughty.
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This guy kind of looks
like you, Butt-Head.
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But he's, like,
way better looking, you know?
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Uh, no way.
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I'm better looking
than this guy.
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I look cool.
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But when I grow up,
I want to start a restaurant
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like this, where, like,
I just stare at people.
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And it'll be called
Butt-Head's Place.
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People will come in,
and they'll be like, uh,
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can I see a menu?
And then I'll just do this.
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♪ Tell me ♪
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, like this guy.
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Yeah.
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I'd eat there.
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So what kind of food
would you have?
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Uh, like nachos and, uh...
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uh... I'll put someone else
in charge of the food.
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I'll just be there to stare.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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This reminds me of
that time that your mom
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thought it was Thanksgiving,
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but it was actually
an intervention.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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It didn't work.
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And it was August.
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That was actually one of the
better interventions, you know?
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There was
a fight at that one, yeah.
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He's like, "Uh...
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I forgot my lines."
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Yeah, just throw her on the
chair, and I'll think of it.
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Duh...
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Oh, I remember.
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My name is Hozier.
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Yes, yes, we know, Hozier.
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Just sit in the chair and
stare at the girl, please.
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Yeah.
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Will you be Hozier's friend?
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Does everyone have to do
laundry before they score?
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Probably.
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That's why there's
so many people here.
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Oh, yeah.
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Uh, what do we do?
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I think we put it, like,
in the washing machine?
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You know how to do laundry.
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Shut up.
I do not.
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Wuss.
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Yeah, OK, um,
OK, let me see, um...
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And there we go.
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So now we just wait
for it to be done.
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What the hell's
taking so long?
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We have to get back and score.
Come on!
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Finally.
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Our laundry looks different.
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Uh, that's because
it's, like, clean.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Whoa.
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This towel got clean,
and now it looks like a bra.
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Cool.
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We should have laundried it
a long time ago.
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Yeah, yeah, really.
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Laundry kicks ass.
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Here you go, lady.
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Clean sheets and towels.
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So, do you want us to put these
in the bedroom,
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or do you want to start
this party
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right here on the floor?
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Um, who's this guy?
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This is Paul.
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He's the other name
on the reservation.
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Oh, hey.
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Did you get us clean sheets
and towels?
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Uh, yeah.
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Yeah, we didn't want
to, but it's the only way
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she'll let us score.
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They're all wet.
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Ugh, this place
is a disaster.
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I'm so sorry.
- It's all right, babe.
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I got us a hotel for tomorrow.
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Let's just try to make the best
of it for one night, OK?
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OK.
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So, like, uh, Paul,
you should probably go,
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'cause we're about to, like,
you know, do some stuff here.
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Yeah, like,
get busy, you know.
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Yeah, I'm sure you guys
are really busy.
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So thanks so much.
We don't need anything else.
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We're all set.
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We're kind of tired, so...
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Yeah, we did laundry,
like you said.
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We're B&B.
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Yeah, totally.
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We just could use
a little privacy.
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So, you know...
- Huh?
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- Uh, what?
- Thanks so much.
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And I'm sure we'll see you
tomorrow when we check out.
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Uh, what?
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Eh.
It's locked.
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This sucks.
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That guy better not be
scoring with our chick.
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Look in the window.
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They pulled down
the shades, Butt-Head.
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Well, there's a hole
you can look through.
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Get up there.
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OK, OK, yeah.
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Ugh.
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Hole.
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You said "hole."
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Do you see them?
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Yeah they're
sitting on the couch.
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Ah!
I can see his butt!
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Uh, can you see his schlong?
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I think, uh, yeah, yeah.
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Uh, no.
Yeah.
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No. Yeah.
No. Yeah.
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No, yeah, no, yeah. no, yeah,
no, no, no, no.
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I think he's scoring with her.
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Yeah.
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- Damn it.
- Ahh!
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Now what do we do?
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Maybe we could go back
to that laundromat place
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and see if there's another bra
there or something.
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Oh, yeah.
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Bras rule.
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Chirp.
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