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Everyone, if I could
have your attention.
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What?
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A new student is going to be
joining us today
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on our journey of learning.
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Would you like to introduce
yourself to the class?
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Hi, everybody.
My name's Beavis.
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Wait, what?
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Mm-kay, well, we already have
a student named Beavis.
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Yeah, yeah.
It's, like, me or something.
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Right?
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So why don't you go by
your initial, Beavis H?
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Beavis H, go ahead
and find a seat.
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Okay.
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My family just moved here
from Michigan.
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Oh, boy.
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So I guess we're both
named Beavis, huh?
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Yeah. Yeah, I guess so.
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What's your initial?
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I don't know.
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I think it's--
I think it's a letter.
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The biggest battle
America fought in World War II
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was called
the Battle of the Bulge.
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Hey, Beavis.
- Yeah?
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What?
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You said my name.
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Um, he's talking to me.
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Oh, okay.
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If you mean me,
just say Beavis H.
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Uh, okay.
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Hey, Beavis.
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Did you mean Beavis H?
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No.
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Oh, okay. Got it.
My bad.
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Go ahead.
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Uh, hey, Beavis.
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He's talking to you, buddy.
Have a good conversation.
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Damn it, just let Butt-Head
say what he was gonna say!
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Jesus.
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Butt-Head,
what were you gonna say?
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Uh, he said bulge.
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Who said bulge?
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Uh, I don't remember anymore.
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Somebody said bulge.
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Bulge.
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He did say bulge.
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That's funny, dude.
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Bulge like a bulge
in your pants.
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Beavis, Beavis,
and Butt-Head,
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please quiet down, mm-kay?
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Sorry, Mr. V.
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We better be quiet.
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No more laughing
about you know what.
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Yeah.
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Beavis sucks.
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Centuries ago, master
archers were able to perform
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incredible feats of archery.
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These skills have long
since been forgotten,
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but the Danish archer
Lars Andersen
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is trying to reinvent
what has been lost.
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This guy is, like, the best
guy in the world at archery,
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but I could just
shoot him with a gun.
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And I'm dumb and not
good at anything.
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Oh, yeah.
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That's why they invented
the gun, you know?
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For dumbasses like us.
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In the 1938 movie "The
Adventures of Robin Hood,"
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Robin Hood splits an arrow
down the middle.
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Some consider this
the ultimate archery trick.
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Uh, the ultimate
archery trick is to, like,
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try to impress chicks
with archery.
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And it's never been done.
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Yeah.
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Robin Hood never scored.
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If I was in "Robin Hood,"
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I would just, like,
bring a gun.
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And I would just,
like, shoot Robin Hood.
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And I'd take
all the money he stole
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and give it back
to the rich people.
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Yeah.
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Rich people are cool.
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And the poor people,
you know, um,
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well, you know, they just
need something to, um--
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to motivate them
to get off their butts
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and make some money, see?
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So in a way,
when I steal their money,
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I'd be doing 'em a favor, see?
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They're not
trying hard enough.
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For modern target archery.
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His mom is like,
uh, Lars, lunch is ready.
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Mom, I'm playing
with my arrows.
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I'm pretending
I'm in a battle.
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His mom's like,
that's great, honey.
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How old are you now, 29?
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How about maybe shooting
some rent arrows or something?
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How about shooting some
of your dirty laundry
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into the washing machine?
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That's an archery trick
I've never seen.
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Come on.
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How about shooting yourself
into a job interview somewhere?
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And then his dad's like,
ugh.
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What are we gonna
do about that kid?
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Well, you're the one
who bought him
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that kids archery set.
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Now it's my fault.
Everything's my fault!
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Yeah.
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Lars, remember I told you
about that job opening
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at your uncle's factory?
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You could be the first
security guard with arrows.
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You know, Beavis
is a French name.
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My mom's French.
Is your mom French?
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Um, Butt-Head
says she's a slut.
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Mine is from
the Grand Est region.
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It must be full of dudes
named Beavis.
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We should go live there.
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But no, right?
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We're gonna go sit over there
now, like, by ourselves.
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I'm so tired of Beavis.
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Uh, you mean
the new guy or yourself?
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The new guy.
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But I guess--
I guess myself too.
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Never really
thought about that.
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Anyone named Beavis
pretty much sucks.
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That's what I always say.
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It's kind of like
my motto or whatever.
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Yeah, but that Beavis is
always, like, hanging around
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and being a butthole when
no one wants him there.
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All Beavises
are like that, Beavis.
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That's just what Beavises do.
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They don't know any better.
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I can't believe
this lunchroom has nachos.
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So sweet!
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But they don't taste sweet,
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'cause that would be weird, yeah?
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See, Butt-Head?
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- You mean me?
- What?
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No, I said Butt-Head!
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Oh, I thought you were
making fun of me.
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I can be a real
butt-head sometimes.
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Hehe!
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It's cool if you were.
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I know that's part
of friendship.
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Hey, Beavis.
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You mean me?
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No, I'm talking to Beavis.
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How's your first day
going, Beavis?
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Awesome.
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Did you know there's another
kid here named Beavis?
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Really? At this school?
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I've been going to school
here for three years.
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Do you wanna do homework
together later?
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Oh, yeah. For sure.
That'd be tight.
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Um, If you mean me,
you can just say
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regular Beavis or something.
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Bye, Beavis.
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Beavis, you're the least cool
Beavis in the entire world.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Probably so.
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Yeah.
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Butt-Head, I don't care
what the answer is.
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And it doesn't matter
what you say or anything.
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But--but, like, do you think
I'm, like,
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the better Beavis or something?
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Oh, yeah.
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You're obviously better
than that other Beavis.
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Okay, yeah.
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Yeah, that's fine.
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I mean, I don't care, you know.
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Wait, which Beavis are you?
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I can't tell you apart.
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One of you's better,
that's all I know.
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Maybe it's you, maybe not.
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Dude, you guys are
eating more nachos?
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I just got some, too, bros.
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We're like
the original nacho fiends.
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Just kidding.
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Damn Beavis.
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He sucks.
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Mind if I pop a squat?
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Pop a squat?
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That's what guys say
when they bang Beavis's mom.
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You mean my mom?
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No, he's talking
about my mom!
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Guys bang my mom.
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Jesus Christ!
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Everything's not always
about you, butthole.
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Well, I don't think
it's very funny
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to make fun of people's moms.
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Butt-Head, I think you
owe Beavis an apology.
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Huh? What?
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Okay, that's enough, Beavis.
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I'm gonna kick you in the nads.
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You mean me in the nads
or him in the nads?
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Uh, it was gonna be you,
but now I can't decide.
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Uh, hmm.
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Let's see.
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There we go.
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Whoa.
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I can't believe I thought
you dudes were cool.
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I'm outta here.
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Well, I got rid
of that Beavis.
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- Hey, Tiff.
- Sure did.
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Hi, Beavis.
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One more Beavis to go.
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Whoo!
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Chirp.
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