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Oops.
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Yeah, it's still good.
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Damn it! Hey!
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Hey, come back here,
you mouse butthole!
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I can see you!
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I'm gonna kick your--
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your mouse ass!
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I'm stuck!
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Help!
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Somebody!
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I'm stuck!
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Ah!
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This sucks.
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Oh, boy.
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Fire.
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Hey, Beavis, where are you?
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You missed work,
butthole, and school.
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I haven't seen you in two days.
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Uh,
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wait a minute.
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Maybe he's dead.
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No.
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Uh, what's that noise?
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Oh, Butt-Head.
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Butt-Head.
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Whoa, Beavis?
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Are you, like,
a ghost or something?
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Butt-Head!
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Help me.
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Uh, are you, like, dead,
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and you're haunting our house
or something?
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Butt-Head,
I don't think I'm dead.
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Damn it, Beavis,
you sound like a ghost,
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and I can't see you,
so you're dead.
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Butt-Head,
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I'm pretty sure I'm, like,
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still alive or something.
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Uh, then where are you?
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I'm, like, in this,
like, dark place.
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And, um--and I can see a light
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at the end of a tunnel.
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That's exactly what
dead people say, dumbass.
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It's in, like, the movies
or the Bible or something.
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It is?
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Yep.
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You're dead, ass wipe.
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Oh, well, that sucks.
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Guess I'm dead.
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What do you know?
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Uh, hey,
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this couch
is in the wrong place.
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Whoa!
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Beavis, that sounded cool,
like a real ghost.
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Oh, yeah. Yeah, thanks.
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You're a lot cooler now,
Beavis.
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I'm glad you're dead.
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Well, that's very nice
of you to say.
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Yeah, thank you.
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Thank you very much.
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The presidential fold--
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this is the most formal
of the pocket square folds.
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It's the perfect choice
for a job interview,
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black tie event, or any
occasion that requires a suit.
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What's a suit?
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Is that that thing
they give you
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when you have to appear
in juvenile court?
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Your Honor,
you see a shoplifter,
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but I see a young boy
who was failed
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by the systems and
the societal rules
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of blah, blah, blah, blah.
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Your Honor, my client
deserves leniency because
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of his mental
health issues
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and blah, blah, blah, blah.
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You said, "you're on her."
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, nice catch, Butt-Head.
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And then when it was done,
the judge said,
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"Beavis, I'm gonna give you
a second chance
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to be a productive member
of society.
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I was like, "Oh, God, how many
chances do I have to get?
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I already failed."
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Let it go. Come on!
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How come you guys have a
problem with this and I don't?
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Yeah.
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And then the judge,
like, bangs the gravel.
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You're on fire today.
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They should have
a juvenile court,
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but like, for older people.
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Yeah, well,
they probably will,
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just as soon as we turn 18.
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They're gonna be like, "Oh, we
just invented grown-up court."
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Yeah.
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Now you get more chances.
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Breaking the cycle sucks.
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You know, people always say
bad things about the cycle.
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But don't knock it
until you try it.
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That's what I think.
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Now, for the best look,
I recommend
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having about 2 to 2.5 inches
of this fold
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peeking out of your jacket.
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2.5 inches.
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Good hustle, Butt-Head.
Yeah.
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Guys, you are gonna
get compliments all night.
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Hey, baby.
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You heard about the dead kid?
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I used to sit next to him.
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Yeah, it's been
pretty hard on me.
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"Hard on."
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Hey, Butt-Head.
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How's it going?
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Ah!
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Quit trying to haunt me,
Beavis, you dead butthole.
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Yeah, sorry.
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Turned out I could get out
of that dark place
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by going backwards.
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Yeah.
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So what's it like
being a ghost?
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It's pretty cool, yeah.
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Watch me walk through the wall.
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Check it out.
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Ah! Damn it.
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Damn it.
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I think the wall's broken.
Yeah.
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Yeah.
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This house sucks.
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Not my problem anymore.
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Being alive sucked.
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I never got to do
anything cool.
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Yeah, you never scored,
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and now you never will.
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Shut up, Butt-Head.
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I can still score
with dead chicks, you know.
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Like with
my ghost schlong or something.
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Uh--oh, yeah.
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I bet there's a lot
of dead chicks
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at the graveyard.
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Yeah, yeah!
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And maybe some 40s that
people didn't finish drinking.
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Yeah.
Now we're talking, yeah.
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Hello, ladies.
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Boi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-ng.
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Um, hey.
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Hey, how's it going? Yeah.
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I'm new here
'cause I just died.
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Maybe you could, like, show me
around or something, yeah.
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How's it going?
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Whoa, Beavis, check it out.
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That must be your funeral.
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Whoa!
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There might be some chicks
who need a shoulder to cry on.
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Or maybe a schlong.
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Whoa.
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Everyone at my funeral looks
really sad that I'm dead.
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Yeah, that's pretty cool.
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Um,
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I don't recognize any of
these people, Butt-Head.
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They probably all
used to bang your mom.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, that makes sense.
Yeah.
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Uh, where is your mom?
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Isn't she supposed to be here?
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Eh, she's probably busy
or something, you know.
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She doesn't come to a lot
of my stuff, you know.
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It's cool, yeah.
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I can't believe he's gone.
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Yeah, me neither.
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I mean, it's kind of crazy,
you know.
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He was loved
by a lot of people.
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Uh, not that many.
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I mean, I never scored.
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He had a great life.
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Yeah, thank you.
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Thank you, drive through.
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Hey, Beavis.
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That chick in the black dress
is giving out hugs.
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And if I hang around her long
enough, I'm gonna get some.
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Wait a second, Butt-Head.
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If this is my funeral,
then who's in that coffin?
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Uh--you dumbass,
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you're supposed to be in there.
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What?
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If they open it up
and you're not in there,
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these people are
gonna kick your ass.
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Uh-oh.
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OK, OK.
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OK, here--here I go, yeah.
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If we could all gather for
the presentation of the flag.
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Hurry up.
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Get this.
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Um, there's already a guy
in here, Butt-Head.
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Come on.
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Come on, get out of there.
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This is my funeral.
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Come on.
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There we go.
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Scoot over, dumbass.
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If any ghost chicks come
around, they're here for me.
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Yeah.
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Um, what's happening?
201
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Hello?
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Must be on my way
to the ghost chicks.
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Oh, well.
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See you at home, Beavis.
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Chirp.
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