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♪ MTV ♪
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You two are idiots, so I'm
gonna do the whole group
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science project by myself.
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You just stand there
and do nothing.
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Uh, OK.
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Yeah, nothing is cool.
Yeah.
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I'm demonstrating the effect
of rocket payload
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on the trajectory of the--
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The rocket is my wiener.
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Never mind.
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I'm gonna put the model rocket
engine in.
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And then I attach these wires,
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and then I press the button
to launch.
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Yeah, and then there's fire.
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Yeah.
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Wait.
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I have to go inside to get
my scientific calculator.
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Don't touch anything,
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especially the rocket engine.
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It could explode
and blow your fingers off.
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Let's launch my butt.
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Yeah.
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We're gonna science.
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Here we go.
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Just tape that on there.
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I'll just attach the wires
and press the button.
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Oh, yeah.
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My butt's going to space.
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It didn't launch, Butt-Head.
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Maybe we need to tape it
to my schlong.
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Oh, yeah.
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That's a good idea.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, it's gonna be cool.
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Damn it.
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This sucks.
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I think this thing is broken
or something.
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Doesn't sound like it's broken.
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I wonder why it didn't
blow off my schl--
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Whoa!
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Did you hear that?
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Something sounded cool.
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Uh, Beavis,
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your ear blew off.
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What?
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I said, your ear blew off.
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What?
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I said, your ear blew off.
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Sorry, Butt-Head,
I can't hear you.
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My ear blew off.
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Science is cool.
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What's that?
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"Meet the man
behind the dolls."
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And that's--that's kind of me.
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But Barbie somehow
has stayed relevant.
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So are all the Barbies
named Barbie?
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'Cause they're like--they're
all different people and stuff.
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I don't understand.
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Uh,
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yeah, there's, like,
lawyer Barbie
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and Wet n Wild Barbie
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and President Barbie.
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Yeah, but, um--
but they're all named Barbie?
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Uh, yeah.
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They should make
a "Your Mom" Barbie,
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and she just lays around
on the couch all day
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with a line of Kens
outside her Dreamhouse.
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Shut up, Butt-Head. Come on.
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Yeah, that'd be cool, though.
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There'd be a lot of people
in her box,
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if you know what I mean.
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Shut up, Butt-Head.
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I think that collecting,
right, it's not about amassing.
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Your mom is a collector.
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She collects wieners.
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Shut up, Butt-Head.
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And the "Your Mom" Barbies
are not in mint condition.
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Come on. That's enough.
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It can be found used
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at every Saturday morning
yard sale.
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Laying around, hungover,
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no idea where they are.
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Enough, Butt-Head.
Come on.
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You know what I always
wondered, Butt-Head?
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Does the Wicked Witch of
the West have green boobs?
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Don't change the subject,
Beavis.
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All the Kens would be like,
"Hello, Beavis.
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I'm Ken, your new stepdad."
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You could have dozens
of different men
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to abandon you.
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The Beavis's mom
Barbie Dreamhouse
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is just like a mattress
and a bottle of tequila.
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Damn it, Butt-Head.
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I'm gonna kick your ass.
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With Beavis's Mom Barbie,
all sales are final.
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Damn it, Butt-Head.
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You know, 'cause dudes
would just wanna, like,
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use her and return her.
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Damn it, Butt-Head!
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I'm gonna kick your ass!
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Uh, just one more.
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Shut up, Butt-Head!
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Damn it, Beavis!
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The Beavis's Mom Barbie--
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Is only $30...
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For a half hour.
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I'm gonna kill you,
Butt-Head!
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Uh, where'd your ear go, dumbass?
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Never mind that, Butt-Head!
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Where did my ear go?
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It's gotta be somewhere.
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Whoa, here it is.
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I found it.
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Whoa!
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That explosion
really messed it up.
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Yeah.
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Your ear is disgusting now.
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You know, um, I see a lot of
ears like this in the woods.
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That's 'cause there's a lot
of dumbasses in the woods
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blowing their ears off.
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Hey, you said "blowing off."
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Go ahead, and--
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There you go, Beavis.
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Good as new.
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You know, I think I can
actually hear better now!
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- OK.
- What?
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Talk into my good ear!
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Damn it! That sucks!
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Uh, hmm.
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That must not be
your ear after all.
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Let's keep looking.
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Ah, there it is.
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Finally!
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Whoa.
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It's all, like, burnt up.
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Cool, yeah.
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Hold still.
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There you go.
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All better.
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You guys better not
have touched anything.
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Nope. Everything's fine.
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Nobody blew my ear off
and put it back on.
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What the hell?
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What happened to your ear?
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Just a normal ear.
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I use it to listen to music,
you know, stuff like that.
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Uh, Beavis,
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I think your ear is, like,
a bug or something.
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What?
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Whoa!
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My ear is hauling ass.
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We have to find Beavis's ear
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and get you out of here before
my parents come outside
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and freak out.
- OK.
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You ought to be able
to find it, Beavis,
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'cause, like,
your other senses are enhanced.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, that's true.
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I should try
to spank my monkey.
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Don't spank your monkey
in my backyard.
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I just blew my ear off,
dumbass!
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What else am I supposed to do?
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There it is.
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Uh--
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oh, yeah.
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I'll just go ahead
and glue this back on.
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Guys, I don't think you
can just epoxy it back on.
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It needs to be
surgically reattached--
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All done!
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Yeah.
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You glued it
in the wrong place.
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No, I didn't.
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Uh--oh, yeah.
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So I did.
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It's stuck on there
pretty good.
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Oh, well.
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You have to go
to the hospital.
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Go. Hurry.
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Yeah, yeah.
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This sucks.
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I got an ear on my forehead,
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and I gotta walk
to the dumbass hospital.
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Wait a second, Beavis.
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I got a better idea.
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Let's blow your ear back off
with a rocket engine.
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Then we can glue it back on the
side of your head or something.
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Whoa, good idea, Butt-Head!
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What did you do?
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Don't worry, Cody.
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We blew the ear off again,
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and now we can glue it back on
in the right place.
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And also,
we blew the ear off again,
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and now we can glue it back on
in the right place.
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See?
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You blew off the wrong ear.
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Uh--oh, yeah.
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It's on the roof.
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Uh, that sucks.
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We should throw something at it
to knock it down.
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We could blow my ear off
and throw that.
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Oh, good idea.
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I'm gonna get a rocket engine.
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No, you can't blow your ears
off in my backyard anymore.
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What? That sucks.
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You're a selfish butthole,
is what you are.
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Get out of here.
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Yeah, let's just go home,
Butt-Head.
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We learned a lesson
here today, Beavis.
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Cody sucks.
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Yeah, and also, you know,
we learned a lesson--
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that Cody sucks.
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Shut up, dumbass.
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What?
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I said, shut up, dumbass.
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- What?
- I said, shut up, dumbass.
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- What?
- I said, shut up, dumbass!
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What?
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- I said, shut up, dumbass!
- What?
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Hello.
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I'm David van Driessen,
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educator and also
amateur folk singer.
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I'm up here
on top of a mountain,
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as you can see.
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And there's something about
that wonderful view
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that inspired me
to write this song of nature.
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OK.
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♪ Mountains,
they soar above--♪
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OK, let me just--
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Let me just tune this up here.
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This one is in open E,
so it's very--
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This will just take a second.
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I'm sorry.
Let me just--
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♪ Moun--♪
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♪ Mountains ♪
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♪ Mountains, mountains ♪
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Oh, I see, I need to
get it higher, just to--
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almost there.
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Mm.
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♪ Mountains--♪
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There, just a little.
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♪ Mountains,
they soar above--♪
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Ah!
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Hello?
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I was tuning
to the wrong octave,
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and I snapped a string, which--
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oh, no.
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