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Wait, why did we come here?
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Uh, I don't know.
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The food here sucks.
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Good, you two
are finally here.
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There's a new menu item I have
to show you before I leave.
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This is Burger World's
new Mexican-style nachos.
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Whoa.
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Nachos.
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They suck.
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OK, so when someone
orders nachos,
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take the chips from the warmer
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and add two pumps
of cheese.
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For Nacho Supreme
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add a broken up burger
and one pump of guac sauce.
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Got it?
- Yes, sir.
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You said pump.
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Pump.
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And change the mix
in the shake machine.
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Have a good shift.
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Um, what are we
supposed to do, Butt-Head?
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Uh, I don't care.
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Um, I think we're supposed
to do something with the shake
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machine or something.
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Uh, oh, yeah.
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Uh, let's put nachos in there.
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Beavis, we're a genius.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Oh, this kicks ass.
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Yeah, yeah.
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You know, um,
yeah, they finally
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turned slapping into a sport.
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I've been saying this
for years, Butt-Head.
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Yeah, slapping kicks ass.
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But it wasn't until
he joined the organization
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as cornerman that he was able
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to see the true competitive
spirit of--
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After cornering people,
he said to himself,
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I could do this.
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I could slap people
in the face, too.
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They laughed at him.
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They said, you'll never
slap people in the face.
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But he said, I'll slap
the bejesus out of people!
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Watch me!
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And he said it all
with his mouth full
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because he was
stuffing his face
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with a meatball sandwich.
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To be good at this sport,
you need strength,
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bravery, and type 2 diabetes.
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Looks like they're, like,
at Sam's Club or something.
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I think this is, like,
the parking garage.
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Whoever wins this will be
the champion of level 4.
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Your officials for
this 10-round matchup--
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Here at the Route 217
Sam's Club!
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If you parked in the Kia
dealership parking lot
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next door, you will be towed!
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OK!
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The most amazing
thing about this
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is that there's two
chicks that showed up.
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Oh, yeah.
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Maybe they're just
there because they
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couldn't find their car
or something, you know?
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Yeah, they're
like, I think we
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parked right near those fat
guys slapping each other.
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All right, folks,
let's take a look
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at the rules of Slapfight.
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First off, no clubbing.
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That's just what
slapping needed--
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rules.
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You can't move your feet?
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Nothing that counts as
exercise will be permitted.
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Yeah! Jesus, come on!
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Just slap him!
C'mon!
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Ooh.
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- Yeah.
- Yes.
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Yeah.
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That was an incredible
three seconds of action.
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Yeah, yeah.
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That's some good
slapmanship right there.
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Yeah.
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Warning for
stepping on the Maniac.
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Oh, no, what now?
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It's such a simple sport,
and they keep screwing it up.
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I don't know,
Butt-Head, you know,
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I always thought a slapfight
is like a thinking man's game,
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you know, like a chess match?
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Yeah.
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A chess match for people
whose fingers are too
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fat to hold the chess pieces.
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Ooh, ooh!
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I think he might
slap him, Butt-Head.
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Watch.
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Ooh, yes.
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That's it.
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Doctor calls the fight.
That's a wrap.
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I'm going to dedicate
this to my lord
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and slapper, Jesus Christ.
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Now he's going to go visit
a sick kid in the hospital
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and slap the crap out of him.
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I'm going to slap the cystic
fibrosis right out of you.
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Yeah, they'd be
like, was that kid
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in the hospital really sick?
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And he'd be like,
I don't know.
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He was after I slapped him.
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And then the nurse was like,
uh, sir, that kid wasn't sick.
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He was just visiting
his grandma.
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And he's like, his grandma?
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Well, I'll go slap her then!
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Yeah.
Where is she?
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Mm, mm!
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This is really good, Butt-Head.
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We have invented
the most delicious thing
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in the history of all mankind.
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Are we going to get rich?
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Beavis, the Nacho Shake is
going to make us more money
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than we have ever dreamed of.
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Yeah.
Money, money.
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Money.
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Oh, my God!
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It's really them!
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Beavis and Butt-Head,
thank you.
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Your invention
of the Nacho Shake
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saved Burger World
from sucking.
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Please, have this helicopter
full of gold bars.
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Thank you. Fly through.
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Beavis and Butt-Head?
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We love you guys.
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How much to buy Metallica?
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One gold bar ought
to be eno-- ow!
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I love you,
Beavis and Butt-Head!
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Beavis and Butt-Head,
you invented the shake
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that changed America.
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We honor and worship you, OK?
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We are buying your school.
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From now on, this is
the Beavis and Butt-Head
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Center for Business
Studies and Sex Knowledge.
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That's cool.
- Yeah.
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Oh, Butt-Head!
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This is fun.
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Being rich is
going to be cool.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Uh-oh.
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Uh, we're out of Nacho
Shakes, Butt-Head.
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We better make more.
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Wait, Beavis.
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Maybe this time we go further.
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If the Nacho Shake will
make us billionaires,
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then the Nacho Shake Supreme
will make us, uh,
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ba-billionaires or something.
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The Nacho Shake Supreme.
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Yeah, yeah.
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But what's in it?
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Uh, I think
that one dude said
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to put in a broken-up burger.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, he did.
Yeah.
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I'll go grill some
burgers, yeah.
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You don't have to grill them.
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They get cooked
in the shake machine.
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Oh, yeah.
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In you go.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Nacho Shake Supreme,
coming right up.
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That looks tasty.
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Yeah.
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Um, hey, um,
when the shake machine
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is really vibrating like that,
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does it, like, give
you wood sometimes?
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Uh, no.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, me neither.
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We sure sold a lot of Nacho
Shake Supremes last night.
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Yeah, yeah.
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So when are we going to get
that helicopter full of money?
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Uh, maybe today.
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I have bad news.
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We're shut down for 30 days
by the health department.
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- Uh-huh?
- Yeah?
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Because nine of our
customers were in the hospital
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with food poisoning.
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- Uh-huh.
- Sounds good.
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I don't understand.
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We've never gotten
a grade below a B,
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and now we have an F.
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Whoa, really?
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This is your first F?
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Um, congratumations
or something.
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No. Getting an F is bad.
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Eh, you know,
you should be proud, you know?
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Just one F?
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That's not that bad.
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Don't worry, sir.
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We get Fs all the time.
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And we're about to get
really rich because we
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invented a new kind of shake.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, the secret
ingredient is raw meat.
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You know what'll make
this sad son of a bitch
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feel a lot better?
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Yes, I do.
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One Nacho Shake Supreme.
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Dammit, Beavis!
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Is that a boner?
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Yes, sir!
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Yes, it is.
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Chirp.
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