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Wait, why did we come here?

Uh, I don't know.

The food here sucks.

Good, you two are finally here.

There's a new menu item I have to show you before I leave.

This is Burger World's new Mexican-style nachos.

Whoa.

Nachos.

They suck.

OK, so when someone orders nachos,

take the chips from the warmer

and add two pumps of cheese.

For Nacho Supreme

add a broken up burger and one pump of guac sauce.

Got it? - Yes, sir.

You said pump.

Pump.

And change the mix in the shake machine.

Have a good shift.

Um, what are we supposed to do, Butt-Head?

Uh, I don't care.

Um, I think we're supposed to do something with the shake

machine or something.

Uh, oh, yeah.

Uh, let's put nachos in there.

Beavis, we're a genius.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Oh, this kicks ass.

Yeah, yeah.

You know, um, yeah, they finally

turned slapping into a sport.

I've been saying this for years, Butt-Head.

Yeah, slapping kicks ass.

But it wasn't until he joined the organization

as cornerman that he was able

to see the true competitive spirit of--

After cornering people, he said to himself,

I could do this.

I could slap people in the face, too.

They laughed at him.

They said, you'll never slap people in the face.

But he said, I'll slap the bejesus out of people!

Watch me!

And he said it all with his mouth full

because he was stuffing his face

with a meatball sandwich.

To be good at this sport, you need strength,

bravery, and type 2 diabetes.

Looks like they're, like, at Sam's Club or something.

I think this is, like, the parking garage.

Whoever wins this will be the champion of level 4.

Your officials for this 10-round matchup--

Here at the Route 217 Sam's Club!

If you parked in the Kia dealership parking lot

next door, you will be towed!

OK!

The most amazing thing about this

is that there's two chicks that showed up.

Oh, yeah.

Maybe they're just there because they

couldn't find their car or something, you know?

Yeah, they're like, I think we

parked right near those fat guys slapping each other.

All right, folks, let's take a look

at the rules of Slapfight.

First off, no clubbing.

That's just what slapping needed--

rules.

You can't move your feet?

Nothing that counts as exercise will be permitted.

Yeah! Jesus, come on!

Just slap him! C'mon!

Ooh.

- Yeah. - Yes.

Yeah.

That was an incredible three seconds of action.

Yeah, yeah.

That's some good slapmanship right there.

Yeah.

Warning for stepping on the Maniac.

Oh, no, what now?

It's such a simple sport, and they keep screwing it up.

I don't know, Butt-Head, you know,

I always thought a slapfight is like a thinking man's game,

you know, like a chess match?

Yeah.

A chess match for people whose fingers are too

fat to hold the chess pieces.

Ooh, ooh!

I think he might slap him, Butt-Head.

Watch.

Ooh, yes.

That's it.

Doctor calls the fight. That's a wrap.

I'm going to dedicate this to my lord

and slapper, Jesus Christ.

Now he's going to go visit a sick kid in the hospital

and slap the crap out of him.

I'm going to slap the cystic fibrosis right out of you.

Yeah, they'd be like, was that kid

in the hospital really sick?

And he'd be like, I don't know.

He was after I slapped him.

And then the nurse was like, uh, sir, that kid wasn't sick.

He was just visiting his grandma.

And he's like, his grandma?

Well, I'll go slap her then!

Yeah. Where is she?

Mm, mm!

This is really good, Butt-Head.

We have invented the most delicious thing

in the history of all mankind.

Are we going to get rich?

Beavis, the Nacho Shake is going to make us more money

than we have ever dreamed of.

Yeah. Money, money.

Money.

Oh, my God!

It's really them!

Beavis and Butt-Head, thank you.

Your invention of the Nacho Shake

saved Burger World from sucking.

Please, have this helicopter full of gold bars.

Thank you. Fly through.

Beavis and Butt-Head?

We love you guys.

How much to buy Metallica?

One gold bar ought to be eno-- ow!

I love you, Beavis and Butt-Head!

Beavis and Butt-Head, you invented the shake

that changed America.

We honor and worship you, OK?

We are buying your school.

From now on, this is the Beavis and Butt-Head

Center for Business Studies and Sex Knowledge.

That's cool. - Yeah.

Oh, Butt-Head!

This is fun.

Being rich is going to be cool.

Yeah, yeah.

Uh-oh.

Uh, we're out of Nacho Shakes, Butt-Head.

We better make more.

Wait, Beavis.

Maybe this time we go further.

If the Nacho Shake will make us billionaires,

then the Nacho Shake Supreme will make us, uh,

ba-billionaires or something.

The Nacho Shake Supreme.

Yeah, yeah.

But what's in it?

Uh, I think that one dude said

to put in a broken-up burger.

Oh, yeah, yeah, he did. Yeah.

I'll go grill some burgers, yeah.

You don't have to grill them.

They get cooked in the shake machine.

Oh, yeah.

In you go.

Yeah, yeah.

Nacho Shake Supreme, coming right up.

That looks tasty.

Yeah.

Um, hey, um, when the shake machine

is really vibrating like that,

does it, like, give you wood sometimes?

Uh, no.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, me neither.

We sure sold a lot of Nacho Shake Supremes last night.

Yeah, yeah.

So when are we going to get that helicopter full of money?

Uh, maybe today.

I have bad news.

We're shut down for 30 days by the health department.

- Uh-huh? - Yeah?

Because nine of our customers were in the hospital

with food poisoning.

- Uh-huh. - Sounds good.

I don't understand.

We've never gotten a grade below a B,

and now we have an F.

Whoa, really?

This is your first F?

Um, congratumations or something.

No. Getting an F is bad.

Eh, you know, you should be proud, you know?

Just one F?

That's not that bad.

Don't worry, sir.

We get Fs all the time.

And we're about to get really rich because we

invented a new kind of shake.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, the secret ingredient is raw meat.

You know what'll make this sad son of a bitch

feel a lot better?

Yes, I do.

One Nacho Shake Supreme.

Dammit, Beavis!

Is that a boner?

Yes, sir!

Yes, it is.

Chirp.