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Eh, this place sucks.
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We should go somewhere else.
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Uh, every other place
sucks too.
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Yeah, that's true, yeah.
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Oh, check it out.
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It's that old butthole.
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Hey, old butthole.
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What are you doing?
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What was that, boys?
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Sorry, I'm just looking
for buried treasure
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with my old metal detector.
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So far, I found
63¢ in change,
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an old belt buckle,
and a doorknob
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that'll be good as new once
I polish the rust off of it.
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So are you gonna, like,
polish your knob?
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Why, yes, I am gonna
polish my knob.
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I'm gonna polish it up
real good, I'll tell you what.
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Now, ordinarily I'd ask my wife
to polish it for me.
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Well, she wouldn't mind
doing it.
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It's the sort of work
she enjoys.
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I bet she does.
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But in this case,
I think it'll feel
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especially satisfying
to polish my own knob.
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Do you know
what I'm talking about, boys?
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I do, yeah.
Yeah, I sure do, yeah.
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He really does, sir.
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Beavis spanks it 24-7.
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You boys mind
watching my stuff while
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I get a cold one?
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I'm just worried
about those two bad kids
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who live around here,
Blovis and Bustamante.
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Bustamante.
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Well, thank you kindly.
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Is that old guy gonna
go spank his monkey now?
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Of course he is.
That's all he can talk about.
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Come on, let's find
some treasure with this thing
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before he finishes spanking
his monkey and comes back.
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Well, we better hurry,
'cause, um,
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he seemed
really excited about it,
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so he probably won't take
too long, you know?
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Well, hello there,
friends!
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Without a shadow of a doubt,
one of the first vegetables
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I fell in love with.
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Whoa, he fell in love
with vegetables?
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Creamed spinach...
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Yeah...
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He was like,
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"You know, like everybody,
you know,
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"I did it with a lot
of cabbages, you know.
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But then when I met
the spinach, ooh."
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"But when I met-a
the spinach,
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"my heart go boing,
boing, le boing,
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b-b-boi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oing."
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What's this guy making?
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He's making a dish
called spinach and water.
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It sucks.
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Uh, wait a minute.
Is spinach real?
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I thought it was that stuff
in the cartoon
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that makes Popeye's
right arm really huge.
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Well, that's
what they tell you.
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But it's something else
that makes Popeye's
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right arm really huge, Beavis.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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You know Popeye
spanks his monkey a lot
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'cause his girlfriend's
name is Olive Oyl.
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"Your name
is-a the same thing
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that I put on my wiener."
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"I love you."
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We have beautiful, beautiful
green spinach, you see?
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This guy would never
make it at Burger World.
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He'd be like,
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"Would you like a side
of-a spinach with the spinach?
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"For $1 extra, I give you
some more spinach.
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A-thank you. Drive through."
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"We have a new menu item."
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It's called a spinach,
a spinach, a spinach, yes."
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"What, you want-a french fry?
No way."
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"I don't make-a french fry."
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"I'm French.
I make-a spinach.
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"OK, I read your order
back to you.
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"A spinach, a spinach,
a spinach,
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and a spinach à la spinach,"
yeah.
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And then we're gonna
put the cheese.
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He's just, like, gonna
keep adding cheese and cheese
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and butter and cream
until he kills off
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the taste of spinach.
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Why is he even
putting spinach in it?
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Uh, because
he's in love with spinach.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Add bacon bits to it.
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I mean, you can do so many
things with this, friends, huh?
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"I don't care.
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"Sometimes I throw
the bacon bits in the spinach.
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"I throw the dirt
in the spinach.
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"I throw the spinach
in the trash can.
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I don't care!
I'm crazy!"
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"I miss you so much, spinach."
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"I want to score
with you again!"
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"Why you leave me, spinach?"
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I'm not gonna eat
all this, see?
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'Cause this is
a little too much...
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"Yeah, I'm not gonna eat
all this, see?
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I'm gonna go spank
my monkey to it, yeah."
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Now let's find
some treasures, butthole.
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When I find metal,
you dig it up with the shovel.
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Metal.
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Um, it's one of those things
with numbers on it.
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Numbers suck.
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Metal.
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Whoa!
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Uh, this money is old.
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We need, like, new money.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Uh, Butt-Head, do you think
it can detect your braces?
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They're metal.
- Uh...
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let's see.
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Metal.
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Damn it, what'd you
do that for, dumbass?
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Uh, it beeped.
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I thought there was treasure
in your mouth or something.
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Yeah.
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If you try to dig
for treasure in my mouth
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one more time,
I'm gonna kick your ass.
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Yeah, sorry, sorry.
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My bad, yeah.
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We got to detect
some goddamn metal treasure
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around here somewhere.
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Metal.
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Whoa.
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There must be treasure in here.
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Let's see here.
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Metal.
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Whoa, cool.
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Now we're getting somewhere.
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Metal.
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You're supposed to dig,
dumbass,
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not just hit it with a shovel.
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Well, you can't dig
a chair, Butt-Head.
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Uh, oh, yeah.
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Metal.
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See, there's more metal now
than before I hit it.
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Uh, that metal's
all dirty and stuff.
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It's got to be shiny
to be treasure.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, it's got to be shiny, yeah.
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Metal.
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Now look what you did, dumbass.
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Well, maybe there's some
treasure in the window.
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Yeah.
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Uh, oh, yeah.
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I heard a beep.
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Well, we better get in there.
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You said "in there."
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No, sir, there's nothing
like a cold one and a hobby,
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I tell you what.
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I don't know, Butt-Head.
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Do you think there's
treasure in here?
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It looks like someone's
house or something.
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Well, there's only
one way to find out:
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with this metal detector.
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Maybe there's treasure
in here.
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Got to stick with it, Beavis.
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Yep, that's right.
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No substitute for hard work.
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Uh, hmm.
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I don't think there's any--
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Uh, what'd you do that for?
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It didn't beep.
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Eh, you can't be
too sure, you know?
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This thing doesn't work.
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Yeah, it sucks.
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There was no treasure,
and we didn't get rich.
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What in the hell?
What happened to my lawn chair?
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Whoa, that old guy
is coming over here.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, we better go
before he comes in here
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and starts spanking his monkey
all over the place.
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If I find out that Blovis
and Bustamante
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had something to do with this,
I swear to God--
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oh!
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What the hell happened
to my house?
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Good God Almighty!
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I can hear him spanking
his monkey already.
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Oh, God.
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- Really getting into it.
- My commemorative plates.
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Ah-ah!
- Come up for air.
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I'm gonna kill somebody
over this!
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Jesus Christ.
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Yep, that guy
is a real pervert.
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Good God, it's everywhere.
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Damn it!
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Marcie, where's my gun?
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Chirp.
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