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♪ MTV ♪
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Yeah, the woods sucks.
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It's, like, full of trees.
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Shut up, dumbass.
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Hector said there's
a naked swimming hole
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out here somewhere.
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I know, but, um,
I think we're lost.
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We passed that tree,
like, three times already.
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Trees all look
the same, dumbass.
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Not that one.
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It's got a butthole.
See?
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Check it out.
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Oh, yeah.
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Well, good job, asswipe.
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Now we're lost.
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How is anyone ever
gonna find us out here?
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♪ Up here in the sky ♪
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♪ Up here I feel free ♪
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♪ Up here with the eagles ♪
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♪ My glider and me ♪
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Whoa.
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Beavis, we gotta get that
guy's attention somehow.
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Yeah, and let him know
he sucks!
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You suck!
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Yeah.
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You suck really bad.
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You sing like a butthole!
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Beavis?
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Butt-Head?
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Hello, boys.
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I'm up here flying
with the eagle--
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Ah! Ahh!
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Oh.
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Ah.
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Whoa.
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It's Van Driessen.
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Oh, yeah.
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Ugh, boys.
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My leg is broken.
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You need to carry me
to get medical attention.
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Oh.
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Uh, no.
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Yeah, we're lost.
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So, like, um--
so we don't want to.
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Boys...
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I had hoped to rely on
your basic human decency.
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You'll find none
of that here, sir.
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But you're lost, and I know
the way out of the woods.
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You need me
as much as I need you.
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Uh, oh, yeah.
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Needing people sucks.
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Yeah, yeah, really.
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Whoa.
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That's JJ Escobar.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Who's JJ Escobar?
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Uh, I don't know.
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Some fat guy with
a sock on his head.
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Yeah, yeah, cool.
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Backyard wrestling kicks ass.
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Yeah.
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And he's holding it.
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Come on up here.
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That's the Grand Prix
trophy!
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That's the hardcore
Grand Prix trophy!
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That's the Grand Prix trophy!
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That's the hardcore
Grand Prix trophy!
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This kicks ass, though.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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It sure does.
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This is the calm
before the ass-kicking.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Ooh, this could get good.
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Yeah.
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Yeah! There it is.
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Yeah. Go, go!
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Yeah.
- Yeah.
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That's what I'm talking about.
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Yeah, there you go.
There you go.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Ooh, yes.
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Ooh, this could get good,
Butt-Head.
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Oh, my God.
This is not going to be good.
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- Yes!
- Yes.
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Ooh, yeah.
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That absolutely kicked ass.
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Yeah, yeah.
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You know, it almost looked
like he jumped off on purpose.
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And then he landed
in those boxes that
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just happened to be there.
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That's cool.
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You know, um--
you know, Butt-Head,
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that's what I love about
this sport, you know?
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It doesn't give back
to the community, you know?
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Yeah.
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That kicks ass.
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Think anyone's gonna
call the police?
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Someone will probably,
like, call 911
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and be like, uh, hello, 911?
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This is cool.
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Come down here
and check this out.
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Yeah, yeah.
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This is so cool,
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it's an emergency.
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Get down here immediately.
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Just bring the guy
with the heart attack.
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He'll want to die here
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more than wherever
the hell you are.
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Trust me.
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He'll wish this was
the last thing he saw
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instead of his dumb life
flashing before his eyes.
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Then she's like,
"OK, sir, I'm sending
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the fire department because
they like to party too."
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It's like...
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Uh, yeah, One Adam 12,
we got a 69, 69.
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Something cool is
happening, over.
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I'm gonna go in there
and drink some beers, over.
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No, Adam 12,
wait for backup.
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We're coming in with a keg.
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You know what kicks ass?
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Every single person you see
here is breaking parole.
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Yeah.
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He looks like your mom
fumbling around the kitchen
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at night looking
for some beer.
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Like in between sessions.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, the truth hurts,
you know?
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This is known as
an old growth forest,
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which is crucial for wildlife--
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This sucks.
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He just goes on and on.
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It's too bad he didn't
break his mouth.
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Jesus.
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Here, you'll notice
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an interesting species
of tree moss.
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The Indigenous people--
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Hey, Butt-Head.
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He's gone.
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Ah! Ah!
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Ah! Somebody!
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Uh, there he is.
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He's taking a nap.
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Yeah, look at him.
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He's just lazy.
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He just lays there.
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Just, like, pull him
over here with a stick.
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Pull him.
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Yeah.
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Come on.
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Put some muscle into it.
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Jesus!
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It's like he doesn't
even wanna be rescued.
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Come on.
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Butt-Head, my arms are tired.
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Me, too.
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Uh, I think it'd be easier
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if we were, like,
both on one side.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Set this down.
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Oh!
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There we go.
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Oh, ow, ah.
Ooh.
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Ah, ah.
- That's better.
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Um, boys?
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Ah.
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Oh, ah! Ah!
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Carrying one side together
was a good idea.
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It's a lot lighter.
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Yeah.
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Hey, Van Driessen,
how much longer--
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uh, damn it.
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What's wrong
with that butthole?
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Yeah, yeah, really.
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You had one job, you know?
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Boys, it's late,
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so you're going to need
to forage for food.
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OK?
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This book will help identify
the safe edible plants.
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Uh, this sucks.
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I don't see any food.
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Whoa!
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Check it out.
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It looks like a schlong.
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Is this thing, um, edible?
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Uh, let's see.
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Uh, there it is.
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And skulls are cool.
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Yeah, that must mean
it's cool to eat.
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Yeah.
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Uh, here you go.
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Yeah, it should taste cool.
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Yeah.
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Now we're going to go
look for food
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that doesn't look
like a schlong.
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Whoo, check it out, Butt-Head!
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Let's go back
and get Van Driessen.
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Don't be stupid, Beavis.
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He said he needed
medical attention.
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This is a restaurant.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Oh.
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Uh, we brought you back
some of our extra tacos.
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Yeah, you owe us $12.
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I don't feel
up to eating, boys.
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Uh, is it because
you only like food
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that looks like a schlong?
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No, I'm very ill.
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I have vomiting and diarrhea.
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Whoa, cool.
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Yeah, Van Driessen kicks ass.
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Yeah.
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Let's just put the extra tacos
in his pockets,
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and then he can eat them later.
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Boys, that might not be
a good idea,
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because these woods are
a habitat for--
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Ah!
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Hey, bear, no.
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Kick-ass.
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- Whoa!
- Ah!
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No!
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Do something!
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Distract him.
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Well, see you later.
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The bear's probably
taking Van Driessen
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to go get medical attention,
you know?
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Yeah.
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Van Driessen is, like,
friends with nature.
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Um, so, like,
how do we get home?
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Uh, we can't go home, dumbass.
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We gotta find that
naked swimming hole.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, naked.
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Almost forgot.
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Whoa!
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There's that tree again
with the butthole.
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We're back on track.
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