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Mm, I'm starving.
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What's for dinner?
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Leftover parfait.
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It's even worse than it sounds.
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Once a week, Mom
cleans out the fridge.
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Anything that doesn't actually
have something growing on it
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gets thrown in a casserole
and served for dinner.
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Did we have spaghetti or
Chinese food on Thursday?
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Neither.
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(grunting)
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Ah-ah, no digging!
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Sunday, Saturday, Friday...
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It finally happened.
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The fifth level of this week's
leftover parfait
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is last week's leftover parfait.
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* Yes, no, maybe
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* I don't know
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* Can you repeat the question?
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* You're not the boss
of me now *
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* You're not
the boss of me now *
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* You're not the boss
of me now *
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* And you're not so big
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* You're not the boss
of me now *
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* You're not
the boss of me now *
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* You're not the boss
of me now *
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* And you're not so big
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* Life is unfair.
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All right, everyone,
these...
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are your secret shopper
evaluations,
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and I'm going
to be meeting
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with each one of you
individually this week
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so we can discuss...
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how we can make improvements.
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Look forward to it, sir.
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Secret shoppers?
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They sent people in
to spy on us?
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What's next-- cavity searches
on the loading dock?
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Come on, Craig,
it's no big deal.
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Companies do this kind
of thing all the time.
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But it's not fair!
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How can I be expected
to work hard
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if I don't even know
they're watching me?
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Craig, will you calm down?
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Look, it's like a paragraph.
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"Employee seemed
very capable,
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"efficient, polite.
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Personal hygiene
was questionable."
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Questionable?
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What are they
talking about?
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My hy...
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"Slovenly"?
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They think I'm slovenly?
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You're right, Lois,
this is ridiculous.
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"Apathetic, lazy,
overweight."
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What planet are
these people from?
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I'm taking a fiver.
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HAL: There's electricity
in the air tonight, folks.
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I'm open, I'm open!
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We've been playing basketball
with Dad since we
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were old enough to walk.
What are you going
to do, Reese?
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I'm open!
What are you doing to do, huh?
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(laughs)
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Oh!
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Yes, another basket for Hal!
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He's on fire!
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We're 0 and 342.
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We're starting to get
a little discouraged.
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(cackling):
Game point.
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You take it out.
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This is our last chance.
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What do we do?
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Give it to me.
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Let's try another
give-and-go.
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Dewey, you run
to the basket
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and run around the pole.
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Ooh, come on, baby.
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That's it.
DEWEY: Pass!
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I'm open!
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Oh, stolen by the Halinator.
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He shoots...
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He scores!
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Hal-elujah!
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Great game, boys.
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Good hustle.
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I hate this.
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If I want to be humiliated,
I can take a math test.
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Wait a minute-- look.
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Yeah.
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Dewey, get away from my ball!
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No-- he's making baskets.
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He's never been able
to do that before.
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You're right.
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That's how we're
going to beat Dad.
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With Dewey.
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All right, which one
of you filthy thieves
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has been rooting
through my undies?
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What are you talking about?
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I'm saying one of you
went through my footlocker
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and ate all my jerky.
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It wasn't us, Artie.
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Looks like a rat did it.
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Yeah, look at
those teeth marks.
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Let's not jump
to any conclusions.
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Think about
it logically.
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If the rat was so filled up
with Artie's jerky,
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would he be chewing on
Francis' pillow right now?
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What?
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Get him!
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Die, vermin!
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(whimpering)
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(screams)
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(muffled scream)
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Wow.
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Francis, you killed it.
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And it did eat
your jerky.
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Okay, we've got you
double-bagged
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in paper and plastic.
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That hair mousse
that I recommended
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is bagged separately
with your other sundries
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and I picked up your film
at the photo counter.
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Can I take this out
to your car for you?
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You don't have
to do that for me.
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Nonsense. That's my job here
at Lucky Aide.
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Oh!
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(whispers):
Pay it forward.
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Hey, Lois.
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Mr. Fisher,
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I wanted to talk
to you about
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that secret
shopper report.
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I think that they must
have come in on the day
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that my son Dewey tried
to cook his own breakfast,
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and by the time
I put out the fire...
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Lois, this isn't personal.
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Well, it's...
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It's not like I'm...
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Lois, there is nothing
for you to freak out over.
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And we have people
in the company
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with the skills and
the experience to help you.
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Wow, Lois, this is, like,
going to be so fun!
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Okay, let's try it
one more time.
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(Reese laughs)
Yes.
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Perfect. Dad won't have
any idea what hit him.
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He's going down.
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You think he'll cry?
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Oh, yeah. He'll cry.
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You know, you have
really pretty eyes.
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You shouldn't hide them
behind no makeup.
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This is wrong.
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I do my job.
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I do my job well.
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I dress appropriately
and I am clean.
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That should be enough.
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Or you could be pretty.
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Put your chin up.
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What do they want from me?
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I take care of three kids.
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I run a house.
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I work 38 hours a week
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and they think I should
look like some supermodel
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just to ring up some
guy's rash ointment?
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You tell me
how that's fair.
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You know, Lois, it's okay
to be scared of change.
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I mean, my boyfriend freaked
when I got my driver's license.
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Don't worry.
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I'll take good care of you.
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(door closing)
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Oh, God, Hal,
you wouldn't believe
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what happened to me
at work today.
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I had to spend five hours
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with this stuff on my face
in front of everybody!
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I've never been
so humiliated...
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(birds chirping)
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You're the most
beautiful woman
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that ever was
or ever could be.
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Hey, Francis,
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I heard you killed
a rat yesterday.
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Is that right?
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What?
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Yes, sir.
He's the one.
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Good.
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I, uh, I got a rat
problem in my bunk.
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I'd be much obliged
if you took care of it.
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Oh, I don't think...
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He would be honored.
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We both would.
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Great.
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What are you doing?
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I don't know anything
about killing rats.
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Who cares?
Do you like mopping?
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Do you want to see what
they start tracking in here
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during bear season?
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Come on, baby,
bring it on.
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You think I'm
scared of you?
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I changed your diapers.
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Whoo-hoo.
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Dewey, you made
a basket.
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Good for you!
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(panting)
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All right.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
Yeah.
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What are you looking at?
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*
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(grunts)
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Oww!
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Sorry, son.
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(grunts)
Hey!
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Whoa!
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(whoops)
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Rejected!
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(laughing)
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Good game, boys.
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Good game?
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You fouled us
on every play.
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Boys, part of the game
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is learning how
to lose gracefully.
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I mean, if I've
taught you anything
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it's how to be
a good sportsman, hmm?
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I guess the rat could be
coming out of this hole here.
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What are you
going to do?
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We could try
to lure him out.
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Anyone have a cookie
or anything?
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(squeaking)
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It worked.
You did it.
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I did.
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Well, kill him.
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Yes! He did it!
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That was amazing,
Francis.
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You have the gift.
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Hi, Lois.
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I was at the coffee place
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and just thought
I'd pick you up a latte.
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Thanks.
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(indistinct announcement
over P.A.)
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What are you
doing, Lois?
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You shouldn't be
lifting those
heavy boxes.
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I always do it.
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I'll take care of it.
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Hold it a second.
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You've watched me
pick up boxes
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every day for four years.
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Suddenly, now you want
to help me?
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Why?
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I don't know...
I just thought...
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No, you look me
in the face
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and you tell me why.
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I don't know.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm just going to go
get lunch, okay?
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Can I get you anything?
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(low chatter)
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How'd it go?
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Well, Buzz,
I don't want to bore you
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with the technical details,
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so let's just say
that cabin 15
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is once again rodent free.
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(cheering)
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Three cheers
for Francis.
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ALL:
Hip-hip, hooray!
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MAN:
What are you fools
cheering about?
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You caught yourself
a couple of tiny rats.
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Whoop-dee-dee.
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You ain't nothing
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until you take out a real rat.
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You ain't nothing
until you dance in the moonlight
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with Rose Marie.
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(chuckling)
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Who?
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They ain't told you about
Rose Marie, eh?
270
00:10:59,426 --> 00:11:02,295
Well, she is the biggest,
ugliest, meanest rat
271
00:11:02,329 --> 00:11:03,897
north of Kotzebue.
272
00:11:03,931 --> 00:11:08,535
Lives right here
under this here building.
273
00:11:08,568 --> 00:11:11,204
Come on, Rose Marie
ain't real.
274
00:11:11,238 --> 00:11:13,874
Yeah, she's just
a creepy old myth
275
00:11:13,907 --> 00:11:17,044
like the Stonehenge
or boxing kangaroos.
276
00:11:17,077 --> 00:11:20,080
She's as real as you and me.
277
00:11:20,113 --> 00:11:23,516
So, what do you say, rat boy?
278
00:11:23,550 --> 00:11:25,252
You think you're man enough?
279
00:11:25,285 --> 00:11:26,586
(cackling)
280
00:11:26,619 --> 00:11:32,325
Old man, you better start
building a very small coffin.
281
00:11:32,359 --> 00:11:34,161
MALCOLM:
So Reese sets the pick here
282
00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:36,830
and I get the dish
off of Dewey.
283
00:11:36,864 --> 00:11:39,432
See? We just keep moving
the ball around the perimeter.
284
00:11:39,466 --> 00:11:42,402
He can't cover all three of us
285
00:11:42,435 --> 00:11:43,804
no matter how dirty
he plays.
286
00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:48,508
Wow!
287
00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:49,743
Very nice.
288
00:11:49,777 --> 00:11:51,678
Great ball movement.
289
00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:53,280
You guys are looking
really good.
290
00:11:53,313 --> 00:11:54,381
I'm impressed.
291
00:11:54,414 --> 00:11:55,849
I'd be really worried
292
00:11:55,883 --> 00:11:58,518
if I didn't have my
patented fall-away jump shot.
293
00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:00,587
Whoo! Ow!
294
00:12:00,620 --> 00:12:01,855
(groaning)
295
00:12:01,889 --> 00:12:03,390
Oh, my ankle!
296
00:12:03,423 --> 00:12:05,025
Oh, I twisted my ankle.
297
00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:07,060
Help me into the house, boys.
298
00:12:10,163 --> 00:12:12,365
Boys.
299
00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:16,336
Sure, Dad, we'll help you.
300
00:12:17,604 --> 00:12:19,807
(grunting)
301
00:12:21,008 --> 00:12:23,811
Ooh. (groans)
302
00:12:31,184 --> 00:12:33,120
Hey, boys. What's up?
303
00:12:33,153 --> 00:12:34,087
Not much.
304
00:12:34,121 --> 00:12:35,255
How's the leg?
305
00:12:35,288 --> 00:12:37,124
I think
it's feeling a little better.
306
00:12:37,157 --> 00:12:39,426
It's interesting how you just
happened to hurt your leg.
307
00:12:39,459 --> 00:12:40,894
What does that mean?
308
00:12:40,928 --> 00:12:42,129
I don't know.
309
00:12:42,162 --> 00:12:43,496
It's just
interesting.
310
00:12:43,530 --> 00:12:45,665
Yeah. Interesting.
311
00:12:45,698 --> 00:12:47,067
All right,
what are you boys getting at?
312
00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:48,768
It's just that some
people are willing
313
00:12:48,802 --> 00:12:50,170
to go to pretty
drastic lengths
314
00:12:50,203 --> 00:12:52,105
just to avoid being
beaten by their kids.
315
00:12:52,139 --> 00:12:53,907
This is about basketball?
316
00:12:53,941 --> 00:12:55,075
You think I faked this
317
00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:57,811
because I didn't want
to play you in basketball?
318
00:12:57,845 --> 00:12:59,146
You know what?
319
00:12:59,179 --> 00:13:01,114
I'm going to play you
right now-- like this--
320
00:13:01,148 --> 00:13:03,316
and I'm still going to
mop the floor with you!
321
00:13:03,350 --> 00:13:04,484
That's okay.
322
00:13:04,517 --> 00:13:05,585
You rest.
323
00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:06,820
We can wait.
324
00:13:06,854 --> 00:13:10,223
Yeah. It's got
to heal sometime, right?
325
00:13:12,860 --> 00:13:14,294
Here you go.
326
00:13:14,327 --> 00:13:15,829
I had to move
a couple dozen bags
327
00:13:15,863 --> 00:13:17,330
of charcoal briquettes
328
00:13:17,364 --> 00:13:20,133
but I found the slightly
darker blue one that you wanted.
329
00:13:20,167 --> 00:13:22,269
I got a few spider bites,
but none of that matters
330
00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:24,838
as long as you, the customer,
go home satisfied.
331
00:13:26,539 --> 00:13:28,208
You're welcome.
332
00:13:28,241 --> 00:13:29,676
Excuse me.
333
00:13:29,709 --> 00:13:31,845
Where are
your dog toys?
334
00:13:31,879 --> 00:13:33,881
Yes, ma'am.
They're right there.
335
00:13:33,914 --> 00:13:35,215
Right behind you.
336
00:13:35,248 --> 00:13:36,649
Those are leashes!
337
00:13:36,683 --> 00:13:38,618
If I could
direct your attention
338
00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:40,353
three inches to the right.
339
00:13:40,387 --> 00:13:41,321
I want that
340
00:13:41,354 --> 00:13:44,357
little hot dog
up on top.
341
00:13:45,225 --> 00:13:46,659
Sure thing.
342
00:13:46,693 --> 00:13:49,696
I... I see we have one
just like it right here.
343
00:13:49,729 --> 00:13:51,631
That isn't
what I asked for.
344
00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:53,033
This has mustard on it!
345
00:13:53,066 --> 00:13:55,168
Peekaboo doesn't eat mustard!
346
00:13:56,569 --> 00:13:59,239
Well, I can see the one up there
has mustard on it, too,
347
00:13:59,272 --> 00:14:01,508
and since it's not
even real mustard...
348
00:14:01,541 --> 00:14:03,877
Are you going to give me
what I ask for?!
349
00:14:03,911 --> 00:14:06,179
Certainly.
350
00:14:06,213 --> 00:14:07,847
(toy squeaks)
351
00:14:19,626 --> 00:14:20,928
There you go.
352
00:14:20,961 --> 00:14:22,595
Thanks for shopping
Lucky Aide.
353
00:14:22,629 --> 00:14:25,098
This has mustard on it!
354
00:14:25,132 --> 00:14:27,767
That's what I tried
to tell you, you old bat!
355
00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:29,736
Now, you're going
to take it to your dog
356
00:14:29,769 --> 00:14:31,138
and make him like it!
357
00:14:35,642 --> 00:14:38,711
(toys squeaking)
358
00:14:41,114 --> 00:14:43,750
Hey, Lois, listen, I'm real
sorry to do this to you
359
00:14:43,783 --> 00:14:46,219
but my brother got
hockey tickets for tonight
360
00:14:46,253 --> 00:14:47,921
and I know I said
I'd close up for you...
361
00:14:47,955 --> 00:14:49,923
Tom, I've already
rearranged my schedule.
362
00:14:49,957 --> 00:14:51,925
Besides, I covered
for you last week.
363
00:14:51,959 --> 00:14:53,961
Well, I'm sorry, Lois.
364
00:15:01,068 --> 00:15:03,703
Gee, Tom, I really
don't know what to do.
365
00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:06,073
Isn't there any way at all
366
00:15:06,106 --> 00:15:08,241
you could be just
a little late for your game?
367
00:15:08,275 --> 00:15:10,443
Well, I guess so.
368
00:15:10,477 --> 00:15:12,445
Thanks.
369
00:15:21,188 --> 00:15:23,790
(grunts)
370
00:15:45,212 --> 00:15:47,314
Ha!
371
00:15:49,216 --> 00:15:52,785
Get your sneakers, faker.
372
00:16:01,561 --> 00:16:03,730
(trapdoor slams)
373
00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:07,767
PETE:
Francis?
374
00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:08,935
Yeah?
375
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:13,440
If you die, can I
have your pillow?
376
00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:15,642
I already promised it to Artie.
377
00:16:15,675 --> 00:16:19,179
(sniffing)
378
00:16:24,251 --> 00:16:26,319
Gotcha.
379
00:16:26,353 --> 00:16:28,021
I found her tracks!
380
00:16:28,055 --> 00:16:29,356
You hear that?
381
00:16:29,389 --> 00:16:30,857
He said I get his pillow.
382
00:16:30,890 --> 00:16:32,125
Wait a minute!
383
00:16:32,159 --> 00:16:33,760
I see something!
384
00:16:41,934 --> 00:16:43,303
Oh!
385
00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:45,572
I see a baby rat!
386
00:16:45,605 --> 00:16:48,808
No wonder Rose Marie's
so fierce.
387
00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:50,009
She's a mother!
388
00:16:50,043 --> 00:16:52,079
Well, go ahead and kill it!
389
00:16:52,112 --> 00:16:53,713
I don't want to kill a baby.
390
00:16:53,746 --> 00:16:54,881
It's a rat!
391
00:16:54,914 --> 00:16:57,217
All right.
392
00:17:01,188 --> 00:17:03,056
Hey, this wood is rotten.
393
00:17:03,090 --> 00:17:04,257
Just a second.
394
00:17:04,290 --> 00:17:05,892
I think I can get to it.
395
00:17:10,097 --> 00:17:15,402
(screaming)
396
00:17:17,804 --> 00:17:19,239
(screaming continues)
397
00:17:19,271 --> 00:17:24,042
(screaming echoes)
398
00:17:27,946 --> 00:17:29,816
(grunting)
399
00:17:33,320 --> 00:17:34,487
Yes.
400
00:17:35,788 --> 00:17:37,390
That's 14-13.
401
00:17:37,424 --> 00:17:38,458
We're up.
402
00:17:38,491 --> 00:17:40,026
Game point.
403
00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:42,362
Well, I have to say you boys
have put up a good fight
404
00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:44,631
which is just going to make it
all the more painful
405
00:17:44,664 --> 00:17:47,667
when I crush you like bugs.
406
00:17:54,241 --> 00:17:55,775
(laughing)
407
00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:58,978
Score, yeah!
(whoops)
408
00:18:00,012 --> 00:18:01,914
Ha, tie game.
409
00:18:01,948 --> 00:18:03,650
Next basket wins.
410
00:18:03,683 --> 00:18:05,585
My ball.
411
00:18:07,654 --> 00:18:09,889
We have to do the play.
412
00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:10,957
We can't.
413
00:18:10,990 --> 00:18:12,125
We only practiced it once.
414
00:18:12,159 --> 00:18:13,326
It won't work.
415
00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:14,394
It will work.
416
00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:16,329
We just got to believe.
417
00:18:16,363 --> 00:18:18,265
It's go time, ladies.
418
00:18:20,267 --> 00:18:22,835
*
419
00:18:51,564 --> 00:18:53,500
(groaning)
420
00:18:57,404 --> 00:19:00,840
The future is now, old man.
421
00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:06,546
(pained grunting)
422
00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:12,819
Hey, Lois.
423
00:19:12,852 --> 00:19:14,153
I just want to thank you
424
00:19:14,187 --> 00:19:16,489
for the terrific job
you've done this week.
425
00:19:16,523 --> 00:19:18,291
You have shown
a marked improvement
426
00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:19,459
in both your performance
427
00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:20,893
and your attitude.
428
00:19:20,927 --> 00:19:22,495
That's nice of you
to say, Mr. Fisher,
429
00:19:22,529 --> 00:19:24,631
but really, I haven't
done anything different.
430
00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:26,499
There's that great attitude.
431
00:19:26,533 --> 00:19:27,634
Anyhow, I think we're
432
00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:29,168
going to have an
opening pretty soon
433
00:19:29,202 --> 00:19:30,237
in customer service.
434
00:19:30,270 --> 00:19:31,638
Really?
435
00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:33,005
It wouldn't be much of
a raise in pay,
436
00:19:33,039 --> 00:19:35,208
but you wouldn't have to work
any more late nights.
437
00:19:35,242 --> 00:19:36,876
That would be great.
438
00:19:36,909 --> 00:19:39,879
Now, you would have to dress up
your appearance a little.
439
00:19:39,912 --> 00:19:41,548
Excuse me?
440
00:19:41,581 --> 00:19:44,517
You know, just
a little more... feminine.
441
00:19:44,551 --> 00:19:46,085
More feminine?
442
00:19:46,118 --> 00:19:48,388
Well, you're on
the right track.
443
00:19:48,421 --> 00:19:50,890
Just a little... more.
444
00:19:50,923 --> 00:19:54,761
Uh, can I let
you know tomorrow?
445
00:19:54,794 --> 00:19:56,729
Sure thing.
446
00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:08,140
Damn.
447
00:20:10,910 --> 00:20:12,178
Hi.
448
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:13,380
Hello.
449
00:20:14,581 --> 00:20:15,915
Can I help you?
450
00:20:15,948 --> 00:20:17,550
I don't know, maybe.
451
00:20:17,584 --> 00:20:19,051
What'll it cost me?
452
00:20:19,085 --> 00:20:20,186
What?
453
00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:21,921
Is it cheaper
if we use my car
454
00:20:21,954 --> 00:20:23,723
or do we have
to get a room?
455
00:20:23,756 --> 00:20:26,393
You think I'm a hooker?
456
00:20:26,426 --> 00:20:27,460
No.
457
00:20:27,494 --> 00:20:28,795
You do!
458
00:20:28,828 --> 00:20:30,897
You think I'm a hooker!
459
00:20:32,632 --> 00:20:34,567
Thank you!
460
00:20:34,601 --> 00:20:36,068
Come with me.
461
00:20:37,304 --> 00:20:38,571
A prostitute.
462
00:20:38,605 --> 00:20:41,308
This guy was convinced
I was a prostitute.
463
00:20:41,341 --> 00:20:43,910
You know, ever since
I got your stupid report
464
00:20:43,943 --> 00:20:45,745
I have been feeling
like everything
465
00:20:45,778 --> 00:20:47,146
I ever believed in
was wrong.
466
00:20:47,179 --> 00:20:48,615
Well, I think
this little incident
467
00:20:48,648 --> 00:20:50,450
gives both of us
some much-needed clarity.
468
00:20:50,483 --> 00:20:51,884
I'm going to go home now.
469
00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:53,052
I'm going to wash my face
470
00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:54,554
and when I come
to work tomorrow,
471
00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:56,889
I'm going to do the same
extraordinarily good job
472
00:20:56,923 --> 00:20:58,325
I've been doing
all these years.
473
00:20:58,358 --> 00:21:00,660
I'm going to do it
in my 99-cent mascara
474
00:21:00,693 --> 00:21:03,930
and if the mood strikes me,
a hair clip, and that's it.
475
00:21:03,963 --> 00:21:07,400
And if that's not good enough
for you, so be it.
476
00:21:07,434 --> 00:21:09,936
Thank you.
477
00:21:12,672 --> 00:21:17,577
Well, Steve, are you going
to tell my sister or should I?
478
00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:20,146
(grumbling)
479
00:21:20,179 --> 00:21:23,215
This place is a pigsty.
480
00:21:25,552 --> 00:21:27,119
Hal, will you hand me the...
481
00:21:30,690 --> 00:21:32,559
Hal...?
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