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You would not.I would too.
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No clothes at all.
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Go all the way
across the street
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and ring Mrs. Conlin's
doorbell.
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Yeah, I would
totally do it,
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but you don't
have ten bucks.
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Dewey?
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Ah-ah-ah.
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No underwear.
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No clothes at all.
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Of course.
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What are you doing?
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You said no clothes.
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I'll be right back, losers.
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I never thought he'd do it.
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I guess he outsmarted us.
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You opened her gate, right?
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Of course.
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[dog barking]
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REESE:
Good dog, good dog...
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Go away!
Somebody help! No! No!
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[screaming]
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♪ Yes, no, maybe
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♪ I don't know
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♪ Can you repeat the question?
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ You're not
the boss of me now ♪
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ And you're not so big
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ You're not
the boss of me now ♪
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ And you're not so big
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♪ Life is unfair.
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So the universe...
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can be... finite...
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and unbounded...
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but if...
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Are you... listening?
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Oh, my God.
Sara Coleman is so beautiful.
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Look at the way she runs
her hand through her hair.
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And that smile.
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You look at her and you can't
even see anyone else.
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Every day...
you do this.
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Ask her... out.
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Come on, Stevie.
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Sara would never go out with me.
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She's smart, she's cool,
she's good-looking,
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and if we went out together,
it would make me happy.
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So therefore,
it will never happen.
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I am destined to be the most
miserable person on earth.
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Boo...
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...hoo.
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Shut up.
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Look, it's complicated, okay?
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You don't just walk up to a girl
and say, "Hey, I like you."
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You'd look like an idiot.
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You have to know the right way
to say things and...
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Sara wants to know
if you like her.
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What?He likes her!
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Oh. She likes him, too.
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Remember yesterday when
we were sitting around,
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and then we got
a drink of water,
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and then we sat
around again?
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We should totally
do that again.
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Okay.
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Look at me.
It's official.
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I have a girlfriend!
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I'm officially
someone's boyfriend!
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Watch this.
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I can do that any time I want.
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I hate this part.
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This where we have to split up
so my family won't see us.
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I'll miss you.
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You're a really good kisser.
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Thanks.
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Bye.
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"Thanks?"
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What does that mean?
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What's wrong with the way
I kiss?
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Are my lips too wet?
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Maybe they're too dry.
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I don't see why she couldn't
just return the compliment!
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God, I'm the worst
boyfriend ever.
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Okay, just calm down.
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I'm a good boyfriend.
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She wouldn't be my girlfriend
if I wasn't.
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I have a girlfriend!
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I don't understand.
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All I did was take a donut
out of a Dumpster!
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How is that stealing?
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I had to fight a cat to get it!
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Well, the restaurant owner
wants to press charges.
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There's nothing I can do.
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Look, I know the guy.
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He's a bit of a hothead,
but I promise you
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he'll lose interest
in four or five days.
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Four or five days?!
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I have to start a logging job up
in Mamu, and I'm late as it is!
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It won't be so bad.
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Three square meals a day,
courtesy of my wife.
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You look like you could
use some home cooking.
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What would you
like for dinner?
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Chicken or a nice
porterhouse steak?
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A porterhouse, I guess.
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Oh, you're going to
love her cooking.
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Well, thank you.
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At first, I had no idea
what was going on.
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And then I realized
I was looking
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at a 425 requisition form.
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[chuckling]
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Shelby had filled it out
thinking it was a 428.
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Oh, this isn't
interesting, is it?
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No, wait, it is.
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You just need to know
what a 425 form is.
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You see, there's a subtle
difference between...
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Dewey, how was your day?
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I've got a new friend.
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His name's Ronnie.
He just moved here.
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He's got a Nintendo,
a Playstation and a nanny.
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He's really rich.
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Oh? Nice to meet
you, Ronnie.
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No! He's real.
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I can make real friends, too.
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Oh, of course you can, honey.
Just don't be too frustrated
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if it takes you a little bit
longer than the other boys.
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Ronnie is real!
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Reese!
What are you doing?!
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Malcolm's got a girlfriend.
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What?!Son, is this true?
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Reese!Damn, I was saving that
for report card day!
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She's not...
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We're just friends.
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Malcolm, look at me!
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Oh, my God, it's true...
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Malcolm, no!
You do not do this yet!
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I saw them behind the
7-Eleven, French-kissing.
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That's with tongue, Mom.
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Don't you want to go to college?
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Don't you care
about your future?
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Malcolm, you are
not mature enough
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to prioritize between homework
and some prepubescent tramp!
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Your mother is right, son.
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I waited until I was 11
before I kissed my...
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Wait, how old are you?
Never mind.
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What I'm saying is, it was
a different time back then.
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There was a war on.[doorbell ringing]
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I'll get it.
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Maybe that's
Malcolm's girlfriend
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who's come over for a
little French-kissing.
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Who is this girl?
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Mom, don't make
such a big deal out of this.
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I didn't tell anyone
because I knew
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this is exactly
how you people would react.
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This is none of
your business.
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It's nobody's business!
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It's not a big deal, okay?!
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Well, it's not.
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And I would appreciate it
if we could just drop it.
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This is Ronnie DeMarco.
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As you can see, he's real.
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Ow!
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Hmm...
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Interesting.
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We'll be in my room.
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[door slamming]
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I can't believe
how much stuff you have.
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Want to play cowboys?
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Nah, I hate cowboys.
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You can have 'em.
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Really? Thanks!
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No take-backs.
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Hey.
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Ronnie, would you please
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empty the dishwasher for Mommy?
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[sighing]:
Okay...
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Okay.
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So, Dewey,
come here, come here.
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Ronnie's birthday's
coming up,
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and I want to throw him
a surprise party.
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But he doesn't know
that many people here
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because of the move and all.
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And I thought maybe since
you're his first friend
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here in the neighborhood,
you could help me.
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Okay.Okay, now,
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I want to invite
your entire class.
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All 30 kids?
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Well, yeah,
isn't that what you do
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for your birthday parties?
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[whistling]
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Oh? What are
we celebrating?
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BOTH:
One, two, three, four, five...
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Damn it, you get
back here right now!
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I wish I was dead!
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Sorta.
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I was thinking Ronnie
would like
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a Star Warstheme
for his party.
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No, do cowboys!
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What?
Cowboys.
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He likes cowboys
better than Star Wars.
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Okay, that'll be fun.
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[whispering]:
Thank you, Dewey.
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Oh, Brock...
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Vanessa?
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You're trembling.
What's wrong?
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Chad's getting
suspicious.
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You know he's
been asking
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questions at the orphanage.
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We need to get out of here.
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And say good-bye to all
that money? I don't think so.
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We just need
to bide our time.
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How can I trust
you, Brock,
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when you haven't even told
Cassandra about us yet?
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Have a heart, Vanessa.
The woman's still in a coma.
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Coma?
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Hey, honey.
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I just got back
from the mayor's office.
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He thinks he's going to kill
our little real estate deal.
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We can't let him do that!
What about those pictures
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of him and the Hastings girl?
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They're on their way
to the newspapers right now.
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We're going to destroy
the old bastard.
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Perfect. Now all we have to
worry about is old man Landers.
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CHAD:
Mmm.
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VANESSA:
Maybe we should send Largo
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to pay him a little visit.
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[both chuckle]
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What'd I miss?
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Mr. Herkabe just called.
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He said you got Cs
on your last two tests
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and you didn't even turn
in your history paper.
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I warned you about
this, Malcolm!
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Mom, this has nothing
to do with Sara.
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I just forgot.
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I'm doing it now, okay?
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So, what kind of socks
are you wearing?
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Yeah, I like those.
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Which shoes are you wearing?
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Not the sneakers?
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How about your boots?
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Your sandals.
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God, I, like, totally love
all your shoes.
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Yeah, I guess I have homework
to do, too.
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You hang up first.
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No, you hang...[dial tone]
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Hello?
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This is all your
fault, Hal.
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You're the one who bought
him that acne medicine.
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I thought we were safe.
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I mean, he's still
goofy-looking.
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His head is like five times
too big for his body.
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We shouldn't have to worry
about this with Malcolm.
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He's gifted.
He's in genius classes.
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Girls aren't supposed
to be interested in him
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until he's 28 and
a billionaire.
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Well, certain things are
beyond the boy's control, Lois.
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It's his genetics.
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The girls, they just swoon.
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Sorry.
What am I telling you for?
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You battle with it every day.
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There's nothing we can do.
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00:09:59,076 --> 00:10:00,861
Oh, yes, there is.
I can ground him.
263
00:10:00,904 --> 00:10:01,862
And I can ground
him again.
264
00:10:01,905 --> 00:10:03,559
And I can keep
on grounding him
265
00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:04,908
until he graduates
from Harvard.
266
00:10:04,952 --> 00:10:05,909
Lois, if we push
too hard,
267
00:10:05,953 --> 00:10:07,737
he's just going to
pull away.
268
00:10:07,781 --> 00:10:09,565
And then we'll have
another Francis on our hands.
269
00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:11,001
Are you blaming
Francis on me?
270
00:10:11,045 --> 00:10:12,481
What? No!
271
00:10:12,524 --> 00:10:13,656
That's what you said.
272
00:10:13,700 --> 00:10:15,266
No, I meant that...
273
00:10:15,310 --> 00:10:18,226
Lois, please, l-let's...
let's not have this veer off
274
00:10:18,269 --> 00:10:21,316
into us somehow
not having sex tonight.
275
00:10:21,359 --> 00:10:23,753
Oh, God!
276
00:10:23,797 --> 00:10:26,495
Why do they do
this to us?
277
00:10:26,538 --> 00:10:28,889
Why can't they learn
from their mistakes?
278
00:10:28,932 --> 00:10:31,674
Do you think they're just
being stupid on purpose?
279
00:10:31,718 --> 00:10:33,763
It seems like
the only logical conclusion.
280
00:10:33,807 --> 00:10:35,809
When they're grown and they
have families of their own,
281
00:10:35,852 --> 00:10:37,680
we don't have to let
them visit, do we?
282
00:10:37,724 --> 00:10:39,595
Absolutely not, sweetie.
283
00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:41,553
It's just going to be
you and me,
284
00:10:41,597 --> 00:10:42,903
old and shriveled,
285
00:10:42,946 --> 00:10:45,732
alone in a big, empty house,
286
00:10:45,775 --> 00:10:50,345
the only sound the gentle
sucking of the respirator.
287
00:10:50,388 --> 00:10:52,913
And all our money
will be sitting in a bank
288
00:10:52,956 --> 00:10:54,523
helping no one.
289
00:10:59,093 --> 00:11:00,747
You guys seen Sara?
290
00:11:00,790 --> 00:11:01,748
No.
291
00:11:01,791 --> 00:11:02,749
That's weird.
292
00:11:02,792 --> 00:11:03,880
She's two minutes late.
293
00:11:03,924 --> 00:11:05,490
Were you supposed
to meet her here?
294
00:11:05,534 --> 00:11:07,275
Well, no, not exactly.
295
00:11:07,318 --> 00:11:08,929
But it was implied.
296
00:11:08,972 --> 00:11:10,582
Implied?
297
00:11:10,626 --> 00:11:11,845
It's our thing.
It's what we do.
298
00:11:11,888 --> 00:11:13,760
We meet at the water
fountain at 8:00.
299
00:11:13,803 --> 00:11:14,848
We're always
within 30 seconds
300
00:11:14,891 --> 00:11:16,110
of each other
in the lunch line,
301
00:11:16,153 --> 00:11:17,589
and when I get home every night,
302
00:11:17,633 --> 00:11:19,156
I wait four minutes
before I call her.
303
00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:20,549
That's how it's always been.
304
00:11:20,592 --> 00:11:21,768
That's our thing.
305
00:11:21,811 --> 00:11:23,421
Wow.
306
00:11:23,465 --> 00:11:25,772
I didn't know having
a girlfriend was so creepy.
307
00:11:25,815 --> 00:11:26,860
It's not creepy!
308
00:11:26,903 --> 00:11:28,078
This is totally normal.
309
00:11:28,122 --> 00:11:29,079
This is dating.
310
00:11:29,123 --> 00:11:30,646
You spend time
with each other,
311
00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:32,213
get to know
each other's habits.
312
00:11:32,256 --> 00:11:34,171
When you're in a relationship,
you'll understand.
313
00:11:34,215 --> 00:11:36,130
But until then, back off.
314
00:11:36,173 --> 00:11:39,742
I'll just hang out
outside the bathrooms.
315
00:11:39,786 --> 00:11:40,787
Hi, Mrs. DeMarco.
316
00:11:40,830 --> 00:11:42,440
Sorry to bother you,
317
00:11:42,484 --> 00:11:44,791
but the nanny put too much
banana in my smoothie.
318
00:11:44,834 --> 00:11:46,967
Oh, well,
we'll fix that, honey.
319
00:11:47,010 --> 00:11:49,012
[whispering]:
I just booked the cowboy.
320
00:11:49,056 --> 00:11:51,362
He's going to be passing out
cowboy hats
321
00:11:51,406 --> 00:11:52,799
and making balloon animals.
322
00:11:52,842 --> 00:11:54,365
Does he do trick-shooting?
323
00:11:54,409 --> 00:11:55,802
Well, if he doesn't,
324
00:11:55,845 --> 00:11:57,020
I'm sure we can find
someone who does.
325
00:11:57,064 --> 00:11:59,936
I bet Ronnie'd like
a moonbounce, too.
326
00:12:07,030 --> 00:12:10,120
This relationship is finally
starting to make sense.
327
00:12:10,164 --> 00:12:12,906
For a while, all we did
was fight, then make out.
328
00:12:12,949 --> 00:12:14,690
Then fight, then make out.
329
00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:16,126
But that's all behind us.
330
00:12:16,170 --> 00:12:19,042
We were screaming at each other
five minutes ago.
331
00:12:19,086 --> 00:12:20,914
But now it just feels so right.
332
00:12:20,957 --> 00:12:23,046
Wait. What are you doing?
Where are you going?
333
00:12:23,090 --> 00:12:24,831
Home.
334
00:12:24,874 --> 00:12:26,833
We've been kissing
for two hours.
335
00:12:26,876 --> 00:12:27,964
My face is sore.
336
00:12:28,008 --> 00:12:29,357
Yeah, she's right.
337
00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:30,837
We can't make out all day.
338
00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:33,056
We've both got our own things
to do.
339
00:12:33,100 --> 00:12:35,058
She's so smart when it comes
to these things.
340
00:12:35,102 --> 00:12:36,843
If you're seeing someone else,
just tell me!
341
00:12:36,886 --> 00:12:38,888
What?!
342
00:12:38,932 --> 00:12:40,237
I'm sorry.
343
00:12:40,281 --> 00:12:42,196
I don't know where
that came from.
344
00:12:42,239 --> 00:12:44,851
Look, I got to go home.
345
00:12:44,894 --> 00:12:46,853
I'll call you tonight.
346
00:12:49,986 --> 00:12:51,858
That was pathetic.
347
00:12:51,901 --> 00:12:54,034
You were watching us?!
348
00:12:54,077 --> 00:12:55,383
Believe me,
it's the last time.
349
00:12:55,426 --> 00:12:57,080
You know, just because
you have a girl
350
00:12:57,124 --> 00:12:58,952
doesn't mean
you should act like one.
351
00:12:58,995 --> 00:13:01,606
I don't know what's wrong
with her.
352
00:13:01,650 --> 00:13:02,956
She's driving me crazy.
353
00:13:02,999 --> 00:13:05,262
I freak out, like,
20 times a day.
354
00:13:05,306 --> 00:13:07,612
Dude, you think
about everything too much.
355
00:13:07,656 --> 00:13:10,050
You just got to calm down,
turn off your brain.
356
00:13:10,093 --> 00:13:11,225
It's not that easy.
357
00:13:11,268 --> 00:13:13,227
Sure, it is.
I do it all the time.
358
00:13:13,270 --> 00:13:14,619
Watch.
359
00:13:14,663 --> 00:13:16,491
You can't just
turn off your...
360
00:13:16,534 --> 00:13:18,536
Reese?
361
00:13:18,580 --> 00:13:20,060
Reese?
362
00:13:20,103 --> 00:13:21,757
Whoa...
363
00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:23,324
How long was I out?
364
00:13:23,367 --> 00:13:26,675
BROCK:
And as I pulled her
from the wreckage,
365
00:13:26,718 --> 00:13:30,722
she was so disfigured
366
00:13:30,766 --> 00:13:34,901
that I didn't even know
it was my own sister!
367
00:13:34,944 --> 00:13:37,033
VANESSA:
Don't worry.
368
00:13:37,077 --> 00:13:38,643
Dimitri is the finest
369
00:13:38,687 --> 00:13:40,123
reconstructive surgeon
in the state.
370
00:13:40,167 --> 00:13:42,691
Who's Dimitri?
371
00:13:42,734 --> 00:13:44,736
The head of
Municipal Hospital.
372
00:13:44,780 --> 00:13:47,087
He and Vanessa had an affair
last year, then he...
373
00:13:47,130 --> 00:13:48,871
Shut up in there!
374
00:13:51,134 --> 00:13:53,571
Oh, man, who's got their
assignment on Cambodia?
375
00:13:53,615 --> 00:13:54,921
I need to borrow it.
376
00:13:54,964 --> 00:13:58,141
Where were you... last night?
377
00:13:58,185 --> 00:13:59,099
What?
378
00:13:59,142 --> 00:14:01,492
The Space 1999marathon
379
00:14:01,536 --> 00:14:03,146
on the Sci-Fi Channel.
380
00:14:03,190 --> 00:14:06,454
I made you a tunic.
And a hologram badge.
381
00:14:06,497 --> 00:14:07,934
Dabney, I...Forget it!
382
00:14:07,977 --> 00:14:10,675
I gave it to my
mom's boyfriend.
383
00:14:10,719 --> 00:14:12,112
Thanks for nothing.
384
00:14:12,155 --> 00:14:14,157
Guys, look, I'm sorry.
385
00:14:14,201 --> 00:14:15,898
I've just been...
386
00:14:15,942 --> 00:14:18,683
Sara and I were on the phone...
387
00:14:18,727 --> 00:14:21,077
Never mind, I'm just sorry.
388
00:14:23,166 --> 00:14:25,952
I promise
this won't happen again.
389
00:14:25,995 --> 00:14:28,345
I think I turned a corner
on this thing.
390
00:14:28,389 --> 00:14:31,740
Sara and I were talking,
and, uh, it just came to me.
391
00:14:33,046 --> 00:14:36,049
I think we worked things out.
392
00:14:36,092 --> 00:14:38,094
Can you guys excuse me for
a second? I'll be right back.
393
00:14:40,792 --> 00:14:43,839
He does seem... sorry.
394
00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:45,972
I say we cancel our
vote of censure.
395
00:14:46,015 --> 00:14:47,974
I second that.
396
00:14:48,017 --> 00:14:51,934
After all, he was there for us
after the Arboretum burnt down.
397
00:14:51,978 --> 00:14:54,371
And how can you
look in those eyes
398
00:14:54,415 --> 00:14:56,721
and say no to
anything he asks?
399
00:14:56,765 --> 00:14:58,332
[both sigh]
400
00:14:58,375 --> 00:15:01,901
I think... he's learned...
his lesson.
401
00:15:09,082 --> 00:15:12,433
Okay, only two
invitations left.
402
00:15:12,476 --> 00:15:14,043
Ronnie's going to
have a moonbounce
403
00:15:14,087 --> 00:15:15,218
and a make-your-own-sundae cart.
404
00:15:15,262 --> 00:15:16,306
I'll go.
405
00:15:16,350 --> 00:15:17,742
Maybe you will.
406
00:15:17,786 --> 00:15:19,570
What kind of present
would you bring?
407
00:15:19,614 --> 00:15:20,571
Skateboard.
408
00:15:20,615 --> 00:15:22,182
Excellent choice.
409
00:15:22,225 --> 00:15:25,054
Ronnie already has
a brand-new skateboard.
410
00:15:25,098 --> 00:15:27,883
Why don't you let me
worry about Ronnie?
411
00:15:29,276 --> 00:15:32,235
Sit.
412
00:15:32,279 --> 00:15:33,671
Look at yourself.
413
00:15:33,715 --> 00:15:35,369
They put you on probation.
414
00:15:35,412 --> 00:15:36,761
Probation!
415
00:15:36,805 --> 00:15:38,241
If you do just
416
00:15:38,285 --> 00:15:39,851
one more thing wrong,
417
00:15:39,895 --> 00:15:41,418
they're going to kick
you out of school!
418
00:15:41,462 --> 00:15:43,333
Do you have any idea
how serious this is?
419
00:15:43,377 --> 00:15:45,118
Is this who you
want to be?
420
00:15:45,161 --> 00:15:47,076
You want to be some
little lapdog
421
00:15:47,120 --> 00:15:48,904
who ruins his life
for some girl?
422
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:50,210
For God's sake, Malcolm,
423
00:15:50,253 --> 00:15:52,386
you beat up a foreign
exchange student!
424
00:15:52,429 --> 00:15:53,996
Poor little Zadoc
425
00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:56,172
left his country to get away
from this kind of abuse!
426
00:15:57,086 --> 00:15:58,870
Are you even
listening to me?
427
00:15:58,914 --> 00:16:00,263
Yes, I'm listening!
428
00:16:00,307 --> 00:16:02,787
But you know what, Mom?
I've got bigger problems!
429
00:16:02,831 --> 00:16:04,224
You may not have noticed,
430
00:16:04,267 --> 00:16:06,008
but I've been screwing up
a lot lately.
431
00:16:06,052 --> 00:16:07,836
All because
of some stupid girl.
432
00:16:07,879 --> 00:16:09,185
I'm on probation!
433
00:16:09,229 --> 00:16:11,579
I beat up a kid
who doesn't even speak English!
434
00:16:11,622 --> 00:16:13,233
I am going through
a lot right now,
435
00:16:13,276 --> 00:16:15,322
and you don't even care!
436
00:16:17,541 --> 00:16:19,065
VANESSA:
We can still
437
00:16:19,108 --> 00:16:20,718
pull this off.
438
00:16:20,762 --> 00:16:22,459
You'll never pass the
DNA test, Vanessa.
439
00:16:22,503 --> 00:16:24,940
And even your lies aren't
going to be enough this time.
440
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:28,944
But, Brock, if you didn't buy
the mining rights, then who did?
441
00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:31,120
BROCK:
Don't either of you two
see what's going on?
442
00:16:31,164 --> 00:16:32,600
The person who bought
the mining rights
443
00:16:32,643 --> 00:16:34,254
is the same person
444
00:16:34,297 --> 00:16:35,907
who stole Mrs. Bronson's
diamond brooch.
445
00:16:35,951 --> 00:16:37,387
And the person
who ran Nathaniel's car
446
00:16:37,431 --> 00:16:38,736
off the road that night.
447
00:16:38,780 --> 00:16:40,129
That person's name is...
448
00:16:40,173 --> 00:16:41,478
Okay, you're free to go.
449
00:16:41,522 --> 00:16:43,089
Shh!Come on, move it!
450
00:16:43,132 --> 00:16:45,265
What? No, no, no!
You can't do this to me.
451
00:16:45,308 --> 00:16:46,701
Just give me five
more minutes!
452
00:16:46,744 --> 00:16:47,658
Let's go.
453
00:16:47,702 --> 00:16:49,095
Wait! No! hang on!
454
00:16:49,138 --> 00:16:50,183
Wait, it was the mayor, right?
455
00:16:50,226 --> 00:16:51,619
No, the Widow Farthington!
456
00:16:51,662 --> 00:16:53,055
And what about
the creepy janitor?
457
00:16:53,099 --> 00:16:54,056
Oh, no, no, no!
458
00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:55,275
His amnesiac brother!
459
00:16:55,318 --> 00:16:56,276
[shrieks]
460
00:16:56,319 --> 00:16:57,233
[door slamming]
461
00:16:57,277 --> 00:16:59,105
[bell ringing]
462
00:16:59,148 --> 00:17:01,107
I didn't understand one word
463
00:17:01,150 --> 00:17:02,717
that was said
in the last six hours.
464
00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:04,327
I'm exhausted.
465
00:17:04,371 --> 00:17:06,329
I couldn't sleep all night.
466
00:17:06,373 --> 00:17:09,289
But I finally figured out
what I got to do.
467
00:17:09,332 --> 00:17:10,681
Sara, wait up!
468
00:17:12,901 --> 00:17:15,077
Look, I've done a lot
of thinking,
469
00:17:15,121 --> 00:17:17,165
and we need to talk.
470
00:17:17,210 --> 00:17:18,733
Sara, this just isn't working.
471
00:17:18,776 --> 00:17:20,126
Since I've known you,
472
00:17:20,169 --> 00:17:22,301
I've been nothing
but obsessive and neurotic
473
00:17:22,345 --> 00:17:25,479
and a totally jealous creep
who's way too clingy.
474
00:17:25,521 --> 00:17:27,220
I don't like
what this relationship
475
00:17:27,262 --> 00:17:29,178
has turned me into, so...
476
00:17:29,222 --> 00:17:30,310
I got you this pager.
477
00:17:30,353 --> 00:17:31,876
What?
It's perfect.
478
00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:33,965
See, now we'll know exactly
where the other one is
479
00:17:34,009 --> 00:17:36,316
every second of the day.
No more worry, no more doubt.
480
00:17:36,359 --> 00:17:37,926
We'll finally be able
to trust each other.
481
00:17:37,969 --> 00:17:39,188
It's perfect.
482
00:17:39,232 --> 00:17:41,277
We have to
break up, Malcolm.
483
00:17:42,757 --> 00:17:44,715
I don't think you heard me.
484
00:17:44,759 --> 00:17:47,240
In fact, I'm proposing
the exact opposite of that.
485
00:17:47,283 --> 00:17:49,111
That's what the pager's for.
486
00:17:49,155 --> 00:17:51,113
I'm sorry.
487
00:17:51,157 --> 00:17:54,290
Good-bye.
488
00:17:56,249 --> 00:17:57,119
No.
489
00:17:57,163 --> 00:17:59,687
No! No!
490
00:17:59,730 --> 00:18:01,689
Sara!
491
00:18:01,732 --> 00:18:03,386
[echoing]
492
00:18:03,430 --> 00:18:05,171
You can't break up with me!
493
00:18:05,214 --> 00:18:08,130
Because I am filled with nothing
but love and good feelings
494
00:18:08,174 --> 00:18:10,915
and no anger and no jealousy.
495
00:18:10,959 --> 00:18:13,222
And none of those bad things
that will lead to you
496
00:18:13,266 --> 00:18:14,484
not wanting to
be with me!
497
00:18:14,528 --> 00:18:15,616
Okay, fine!
498
00:18:15,659 --> 00:18:17,183
Get out of here!
499
00:18:17,226 --> 00:18:18,706
I don't need you anyway!
500
00:18:18,749 --> 00:18:19,707
I hate your guts!
501
00:18:19,750 --> 00:18:20,795
I never needed you!
502
00:18:20,838 --> 00:18:23,145
No, no, no, no.
503
00:18:23,189 --> 00:18:24,712
I love you!
504
00:18:24,755 --> 00:18:26,279
I always have!
505
00:18:26,322 --> 00:18:27,802
I always will!
506
00:18:27,845 --> 00:18:30,500
We were meant to be together!
507
00:18:30,544 --> 00:18:33,329
I gave you my soul, Sara!
508
00:18:33,373 --> 00:18:34,852
I gave it to you!
509
00:18:34,896 --> 00:18:36,289
My soul!
510
00:18:36,332 --> 00:18:38,029
My soul...
511
00:18:38,856 --> 00:18:41,990
Sara!
512
00:18:50,607 --> 00:18:52,174
♪ Yippie ki-yay
513
00:18:52,218 --> 00:18:54,611
♪ Just rolled off his tongue
514
00:18:54,655 --> 00:18:56,309
♪ That's how the West
was won... ♪
515
00:18:56,352 --> 00:18:57,875
MRS. DeMARCO:
Here you go, sweetheart.
516
00:18:57,919 --> 00:19:00,400
You know, I always thought
you hated cookie dough.
517
00:19:00,443 --> 00:19:01,792
So, are you having a good time?
518
00:19:01,836 --> 00:19:03,185
Yeah, Mom.
519
00:19:03,229 --> 00:19:04,447
Thanks.
520
00:19:04,491 --> 00:19:06,188
Well, you really
should thank Dewey, too.
521
00:19:06,232 --> 00:19:08,843
He was a big help
in planning all of this.
522
00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:12,194
[laughing]:
I got you!
523
00:19:12,238 --> 00:19:13,848
You're dead!
524
00:19:15,458 --> 00:19:16,981
You ruined my birthday!
525
00:19:17,025 --> 00:19:18,461
I hate you!
526
00:19:18,505 --> 00:19:22,248
I've had two sundaes
and four snow cones.
527
00:19:23,336 --> 00:19:25,555
Malcolm, let go.
528
00:19:25,599 --> 00:19:27,470
Come on, come on.
529
00:19:27,514 --> 00:19:30,343
I can't feel my fingers.
530
00:19:30,386 --> 00:19:32,345
Hey, I'll go get us
some more punch.
531
00:19:32,388 --> 00:19:33,389
How does that
sound, huh?
532
00:19:36,827 --> 00:19:39,308
You know, son, this is
all part of growing up.
533
00:19:39,352 --> 00:19:41,658
You're just going to
have to get used to it.
534
00:19:47,534 --> 00:19:50,276
No, I don't.
535
00:19:50,319 --> 00:19:52,669
I can go back.
536
00:19:54,410 --> 00:19:56,282
I can go back.
537
00:19:59,850 --> 00:20:01,156
What are you doing?
538
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,288
Playing.
539
00:20:02,331 --> 00:20:04,028
I'm going to play.
540
00:20:04,072 --> 00:20:05,856
You can't!
You're too big.
541
00:20:05,900 --> 00:20:07,293
No, I'm not.
542
00:20:07,336 --> 00:20:08,685
I'm going back.
543
00:20:08,729 --> 00:20:09,904
No.
544
00:20:09,947 --> 00:20:11,035
You're too big!
545
00:20:11,079 --> 00:20:12,515
You're going to ruin my party!
546
00:20:12,559 --> 00:20:14,300
GIRL:
You can't be in here.
547
00:20:14,343 --> 00:20:16,302
♪ Sunny day
548
00:20:16,345 --> 00:20:20,915
♪ Sweeping the clouds away
549
00:20:20,958 --> 00:20:26,660
♪ On my way
to where the air is sweet... ♪
550
00:20:26,703 --> 00:20:29,053
[screaming]
551
00:20:29,097 --> 00:20:31,099
[cowboy yodeling]
552
00:20:44,330 --> 00:20:46,549
Okay, don't panic!
553
00:20:46,593 --> 00:20:48,290
Okay, okay.
554
00:20:48,334 --> 00:20:50,988
Ah.
555
00:20:51,032 --> 00:20:54,340
[grunting]
556
00:20:54,383 --> 00:20:56,080
[laughs]
557
00:20:56,124 --> 00:20:58,257
You're okay.
Don't be scared!
558
00:21:02,348 --> 00:21:04,872
Oh! Don't be afraid, son.
559
00:21:04,915 --> 00:21:06,439
It was just a loud explosion.
560
00:21:06,482 --> 00:21:08,354
Everything is going to be okay!
561
00:21:08,397 --> 00:21:09,355
Don't be afraid anymore.
562
00:21:09,398 --> 00:21:14,229
[high-pitched whistling]
563
00:21:15,491 --> 00:21:17,450
Just once,
I'd like to learn a lesson
564
00:21:17,493 --> 00:21:18,755
without something exploding.
565
00:21:18,799 --> 00:21:20,757
♪ That's how the West was won.
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