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This sucks.
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I know.
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I wish we were old enough
to drive.
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Then we'd never be bored.
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I wish I could
get out on my own
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and make a bunch of money
and start the party.
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I wish I was a bird.
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♪ Yes, no, maybe
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♪ I don't know
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♪ Can you repeat the question?
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ You're not
the boss of me now ♪
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ And you're not so big
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ You're not
the boss of me now ♪
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ And you're not so big
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♪ Life is unfair.
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We're going bowling tonight
with some kids from school.
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It's, like, four boys and six,
you know, girls.
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Not that I care.
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Doesn't make
any difference to me.
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Why can't I go bowling, too?
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Because you are
spending the night
in your room.
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You are being punished.
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And tomorrow you are
going to the store
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and buying Mrs. McNabb
a new parakeet!
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Aw, Dad?Don't look at me.
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As far as you boys
are concerned,
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your mom and I
are a united front.
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We're ready.
Who's going to drive us?
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I'll do it.I'll do it.
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You, to your room. March!
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Come on, son.
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Race you to your room.
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Oh, boys, you are going
to have so much fun.
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One complaint
about your behavior
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and I'll come down
on you like a hammer.
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Bowling strikes,
picking up spares...
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And when you're
getting ready to roll,
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the girls will be
in back of you,
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checking out
the old hinder.
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This is one
of the last places
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you haven't
been banned from,
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so unless you want
to spend your Saturday nights
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in the Laundromat,
you'd better behave.
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Do I smell cologne?
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Very sophisticated.
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Is this Irving Street?
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I've never seen
that church before.
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Let's see, we were supposed
to take the second left
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after we went over the
bridge, and then...
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Oh, geez, how's anybody
supposed to find this place?
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Here we are.
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This is good, Mom.
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You can drop us off here.
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Yeah, you don't
need to come in.
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We can walk
the rest of the way.
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Oh, I understand.
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You're at that age where
I'm an embarrassment to you.
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Hi. I need
two pair of shoes--
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size seven
and size nine.
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Coming up.
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Where did
all my money go?
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I've only got six dollars?
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Uh... just give me
one pair, size eight.
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You boys can share.
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But Reese isn't
wearing any socks.
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I'm not sticking my socks
in those nasty shoes.
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Ha-ha! See?
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Told you we'd find it.
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Now let's just get you
set up with some shoes.
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Ooh! Pricey.
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Good thing
I stole some cash
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from your mom's wallet
this morning.
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LOIS:
Go to sleep.
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I don't want to hear
another peep out of you.
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It's not fair.
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I don't want
to go to sleep early.
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Fine. Feel free
to lie awake all night.
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Okay, go to sleep.
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I don't want to hear
a peep out of you.
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It's not fair.
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I don't want
to go to sleep early.
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We're not debating this.
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I'm serious, Dewey.
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I don't want any trouble
with you.
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That means no pleading,
no whining, no crying.
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You do understand why we're
doing this, don't you, son?
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MALCOLM:
Hey, check it out.
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Beth Ballard's here.
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REESE:
Yeah.
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I hear she's why
Mr. Thomas got fired.
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You can go now.
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Thanks for the ride.
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Where are the parents?
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Are there no parents here?
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Mom, please don't...
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LOIS:
Where are your parents?
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Who's chaperoning this?
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Mom, we don't need
a chaperone.
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Okay, it's me.
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We got two lanes here--
let's use them!
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You, you, you, you and you,
you'll use that lane.
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You five use this one.
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Mom, please don't do this.
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Are you kidding?
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You guys are bowling.
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You could cut the hormones
around here with a knife.
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I mean, what kind of parent
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would leave these kids
alone with themselves?
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Okay, I'll see you
in a couple hours.
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Hey, there's
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Beth Ballard.
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Did you see that?
She smiled at me.
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Hate to break it to you,
but she was smiling at me.
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Okay, fine.
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Let's both go talk
to her and find out.
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Sounds fair.
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Hey, Beth.
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Hi, Reese.
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Having fun?
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I guess.
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I'm kind of surprised
to see you here.
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I mean, you're too cool
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to have to go
to a bowling party.
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Well, I could say the same thing
about you.
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Hey, I've got a great joke.
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How would you like
to take a walk on the beach,
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feel the salt spray in your face
and the wind in your hair?
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Sure. I guess.
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Looks like you already have!
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What's the matter with you?
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You spit on me, you pig!
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What? Don't you get it?
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Yeah, just one game.
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Oh, can you put me
down at the end?
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See, my kids are here
with a bunch of friends,
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and, you know, some are girls.
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I don't want
to cramp their style.
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That's just not me.
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And another thing--
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the next person
who swears
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is getting their
parents called.
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You can count on it.
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I want to see a
little daylight
between you two.
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Let's go, Malcolm.
You can do it.
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You're not
going to throw
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another gutter
ball this time.
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Mom, just let me bowl.
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Okay, okay.
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That's a good effort, Malcolm.
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Yes!
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Nice roll.
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Thanks.
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And you're pretty good, too.
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I've got a
joke for you.
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Would you like
to take a walk
on the beach...
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LOIS:
Reese!
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You're up!
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[phone ringing]
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Oh.
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Hello.
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Hey, Dad. I need a favor.
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Let's hear it.
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Well, some of the other cadets
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are going in together
on an old car,
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and if I put in $100
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I get the car
every seventh weekend.
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I could take road trips
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and go on dates.
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I could drive underprivileged
children to cultural stuff.
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Oh, come on, Francis.
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That's ridiculous.
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I'm not giving you the money
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to buy one-seventh
of a piece of junk.
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Okay. Just thought I'd ask.
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Later, Dad.Bye.
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Hey, Mom, I need a favor.
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Sure. Let's hear it.
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Well, some of the other cadets
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are going in together
on an old car
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and if I put in 100 bucks
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I get the car
every seventh weekend.
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Get back in there!
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I could take road trips
and go on dates.
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I could drive underprivileged
children to cultural stuff.
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Oh, honey, I'm sorry.
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I really don't think
we can afford this right now.
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Of course.
I knew you'd say that.
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Why do I even try?
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Now you can go to bed happy,
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knowing that you kept my life
a living hell!
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Maybe the lane
is warped.
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Mom, please.
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You're not that
bad of a bowler,
Malcolm.
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I know you're not.
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What are you doing?Try this one.
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It's a lighter ball.
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Mom, this is
a little kid's ball.
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LOIS:
Just do it. Try it.
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MAN:
Pick a lane!
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Your brother's
not very good.
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Maybe you should help him.
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Nah. I couldn't
do that in front
of everybody.
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I'm kind of his hero.
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It would just
embarrass him.
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That's sweet.
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You know, you never
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told me that joke.
Oh, right.
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Would you like to take
a walk on the beach,
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feel the salt spray...
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LOIS:
Reese, you're up!
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Yeah!
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Pop 'em and drop 'em.
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[Dewey sobbing]
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I'm not buying it.
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[sobbing]
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What's wrong, son?
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Nothing.
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Oh. Hey, you want me
to read you a story?
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No.
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Oh, come on.
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Hey, I'll read you
"Wilbur the Worried Worm."
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You love that.
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Let's see, where...
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Hey, here it is.
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How about that?
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Okay.
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"There once was a worried
little worm named Wilbur."
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Oh, perfect.
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"Wilbur lived in a magic garden
filled with beautiful flowers.
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One day..."
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[snoring]
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Ha-cha!
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Man, six strikes.
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You're on your way
to a perfect...
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[blubbering]
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Hey.
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Oh, hi.
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Sorry about my brother.
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We try to limit
his contact with humans.
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Don't worry.
You still look great.
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You're not very much
like him, are you?
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No.
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You're so cute.
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[exclaiming]
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[grunts]
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I hate bowling.I love bowling.
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[snoring]
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Medium with thick crust,
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mushroom, pepperoni...
and extra cheese, please.
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Ah.
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Gesundheit.
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I am the mayor of Strike Town.
Yah!
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Are you deaf?
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What?
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I guess that's a yes
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to the "do you like
my lip gloss?" question.
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Yeah. Uh, yes.
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I mean, why wouldn't I say yes
to anything you ask?
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Hey, not bad.
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You're a pretty smooth talker.
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What else are you good at?
266
00:12:07,814 --> 00:12:10,947
A lot of things.
267
00:12:10,991 --> 00:12:13,776
So, how about you
pick... one thing?
268
00:12:13,820 --> 00:12:15,865
Maybe I will.
269
00:12:15,909 --> 00:12:17,388
Maybe I'd like that.
270
00:12:17,432 --> 00:12:18,999
Maybe you would.
271
00:12:19,042 --> 00:12:20,391
My roll.
272
00:12:20,435 --> 00:12:21,653
Maybe it is.
273
00:12:21,697 --> 00:12:25,832
I just can't seem
to stop talking like this.
274
00:12:25,875 --> 00:12:27,442
Stop talking
like that, Malcolm.
275
00:12:27,485 --> 00:12:29,270
You can do this--
now, just remember,
276
00:12:29,313 --> 00:12:31,185
bend your knee
on the follow-through.
277
00:12:31,228 --> 00:12:32,795
And remember to keep
278
00:12:32,839 --> 00:12:34,188
your elbow in.
279
00:12:34,231 --> 00:12:35,885
Why don't you just kill me
and get it over with?
280
00:12:35,929 --> 00:12:36,930
Come on, I'm trying
to help you.
281
00:12:36,973 --> 00:12:38,801
Can't I at least use
a boy's ball?
282
00:12:38,845 --> 00:12:40,455
No. You've knocked
over five pins
283
00:12:40,498 --> 00:12:42,631
since you switched
to that ball.
284
00:12:58,908 --> 00:13:00,605
Aw...
285
00:13:00,649 --> 00:13:02,390
You must really want
out of this room
286
00:13:02,433 --> 00:13:04,305
to draw such
a manipulative picture.
287
00:13:04,348 --> 00:13:05,436
Mm-hmm.
288
00:13:10,659 --> 00:13:13,053
Go to sleep, sweetie.
289
00:13:13,096 --> 00:13:14,706
[doorbell rings]
290
00:13:14,750 --> 00:13:17,013
[snoring]
291
00:13:19,102 --> 00:13:20,234
That's $11.50.
292
00:13:20,277 --> 00:13:22,889
I gave all my cash
to the video guy.
293
00:13:22,932 --> 00:13:24,673
Do you take credit cards?
294
00:13:24,716 --> 00:13:25,674
Yeah.
295
00:13:25,717 --> 00:13:27,154
Is one enough?
296
00:13:28,111 --> 00:13:30,853
Better make that two.
297
00:13:30,897 --> 00:13:32,072
Thank you.
298
00:13:39,688 --> 00:13:41,255
Gesundheit.
299
00:13:44,519 --> 00:13:46,564
[cheering]
300
00:13:47,348 --> 00:13:49,132
Oh, oh, wait.
Where are you going?
301
00:13:49,176 --> 00:13:51,091
I have to use the restroom.No, no, no.
302
00:13:51,134 --> 00:13:52,440
Nobody leaves.
But I...
303
00:13:52,483 --> 00:13:53,658
No, no, no, please, please,
304
00:13:53,702 --> 00:13:54,877
everything's got
to stay the same.
305
00:13:54,921 --> 00:13:56,052
Please, I need you here.
306
00:13:56,096 --> 00:13:59,229
I've never... I've never been
this close before.
307
00:13:59,273 --> 00:14:01,014
You are a part of this.
308
00:14:01,057 --> 00:14:02,711
You're all
309
00:14:02,754 --> 00:14:04,060
a part of this.
310
00:14:04,104 --> 00:14:08,935
Each a thread in a fabric
of the perfect game.
311
00:14:08,978 --> 00:14:10,327
Oh, sure,
it'll be my name
312
00:14:10,371 --> 00:14:13,113
up there on that plaque
by the men's room door,
313
00:14:13,156 --> 00:14:14,549
but each of you know
in your heart
314
00:14:14,592 --> 00:14:16,159
that you had a vital roleOkay, okay.
315
00:14:16,203 --> 00:14:17,465
in my success...Okay.
316
00:14:17,508 --> 00:14:18,814
Okay!
317
00:14:19,771 --> 00:14:21,512
Just... go quick.
318
00:14:21,556 --> 00:14:22,731
Okay, thank you.
319
00:14:22,774 --> 00:14:24,080
Thank you.
320
00:14:39,095 --> 00:14:41,054
Gesundheit.
321
00:14:43,970 --> 00:14:45,972
[cheering]
322
00:14:46,015 --> 00:14:47,364
Two to go.
323
00:14:47,408 --> 00:14:49,062
What's their problem?
324
00:14:49,105 --> 00:14:51,064
Yeah. It's just bowling.
325
00:14:51,107 --> 00:14:52,065
Relax.
326
00:14:52,108 --> 00:14:54,197
I wish we could be
alone somewhere.
327
00:14:54,241 --> 00:14:56,069
Like outside?
328
00:14:56,112 --> 00:14:58,114
No. There's security
cameras out there.
329
00:14:58,158 --> 00:14:59,420
Trust me.
330
00:15:14,217 --> 00:15:15,305
You see, Malcolm?
331
00:15:15,349 --> 00:15:17,003
Isn't it great
when you don't have
332
00:15:17,046 --> 00:15:18,091
to worry about
the gutters?
333
00:15:18,134 --> 00:15:19,396
You can just bowl
and have fun.
334
00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:22,008
I wish we could be
alone somewhere.
335
00:15:22,051 --> 00:15:23,226
Me, too.
336
00:15:23,270 --> 00:15:26,316
Wait, I still have
to tell you that joke.
337
00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:29,624
Would you like to take
a walk on the beach,
338
00:15:29,667 --> 00:15:32,235
feel the salt...
339
00:15:32,279 --> 00:15:34,194
You know what?
340
00:15:34,237 --> 00:15:36,370
That's not a good joke.
341
00:15:36,413 --> 00:15:38,981
Mom, I don't want to do this.
342
00:15:39,025 --> 00:15:39,808
Malcolm, I didn't
raise you
343
00:15:39,851 --> 00:15:41,679
to stop trying when
something is hard.
344
00:15:41,723 --> 00:15:43,116
You can do this.
345
00:15:43,159 --> 00:15:45,205
You just concentrate
on those pins.
346
00:15:45,248 --> 00:15:46,467
You throw the ball.
347
00:15:46,510 --> 00:15:48,556
You are not giving up
until you bowl a strike.
348
00:15:48,599 --> 00:15:50,123
Your mother's right, Connie.
349
00:15:50,166 --> 00:15:53,169
My name's not Connie!
350
00:15:53,213 --> 00:15:54,562
Okay, Mom,
351
00:15:54,605 --> 00:15:57,173
you want to see a strike?!
352
00:15:57,217 --> 00:15:59,001
Malcolm, what
are you doing?
353
00:15:59,045 --> 00:16:00,002
Look at me!
354
00:16:00,046 --> 00:16:01,351
I'm the world's greatest bowler!
355
00:16:01,395 --> 00:16:04,224
I care so much about bowling!
356
00:16:04,267 --> 00:16:06,182
Bowling is so important!
357
00:16:06,226 --> 00:16:08,358
Malcolm, come back here!
358
00:16:08,402 --> 00:16:09,446
You want a strike?
359
00:16:09,490 --> 00:16:11,144
I'll give you a strike!
360
00:16:11,187 --> 00:16:13,189
Here's your damn strike!
361
00:16:15,191 --> 00:16:18,064
[laughter]
362
00:16:27,247 --> 00:16:29,553
Way to go, Connie!
363
00:16:30,293 --> 00:16:32,165
Listen, maybe
you shouldn't...
364
00:16:32,208 --> 00:16:34,167
[chanting]:
Connie, Connie.
365
00:16:34,210 --> 00:16:35,951
Connie, Connie, Connie.
366
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:38,171
Connie, Connie, Connie...
367
00:16:38,214 --> 00:16:40,086
Oh, man, that
was classic.
368
00:16:40,129 --> 00:16:42,044
Okay, let's go make out.
369
00:16:42,088 --> 00:16:43,393
I don't think so.
370
00:16:43,437 --> 00:16:45,874
...Connie, Connie, Connie,
371
00:16:45,917 --> 00:16:48,268
Connie, Connie...
372
00:16:48,311 --> 00:16:49,312
Okay, I think bowling's over.
373
00:16:49,356 --> 00:16:50,444
Get your jackets.
374
00:16:50,487 --> 00:16:52,533
I'm taking
everyone home.
375
00:16:55,797 --> 00:16:57,451
Turn in the shoes.
376
00:16:58,452 --> 00:17:01,237
I'll meet you out front.
377
00:17:05,894 --> 00:17:09,941
[loud rattling
of pins and machinery]
378
00:17:09,984 --> 00:17:11,987
See? Nobody's here.
379
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:13,467
Yeah.
380
00:17:15,251 --> 00:17:18,211
[shouting]:
You know, I think
you're really cute.
381
00:17:18,253 --> 00:17:19,864
Thanks.
382
00:17:19,907 --> 00:17:21,692
You're cute, too.
383
00:17:21,736 --> 00:17:23,215
[cheering]
384
00:17:23,259 --> 00:17:25,957
HAL:
Only one more.
385
00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:37,099
Okay, I'm going for it.
386
00:17:37,143 --> 00:17:39,797
I'm totally going
to kiss her.
387
00:17:47,283 --> 00:17:49,329
Gesundheit.
388
00:17:58,294 --> 00:18:00,079
[cheering]
389
00:18:04,518 --> 00:18:06,520
That counts, right?
390
00:18:06,563 --> 00:18:09,218
300.
391
00:18:09,262 --> 00:18:10,959
It has to count.
392
00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:15,268
3-0-0.
393
00:18:15,311 --> 00:18:18,967
[chanting alone]:
3-0-0.
394
00:18:19,010 --> 00:18:22,797
3-0... oh!
395
00:18:25,539 --> 00:18:27,149
What's going on?
396
00:18:27,193 --> 00:18:29,543
I haven't heard a peep
out of you in over an hour.
397
00:18:29,586 --> 00:18:31,501
I'm kind of tired.
398
00:18:31,545 --> 00:18:34,156
But you haven't tried
your fake running away
399
00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:35,157
or your sleepwalking yet.
400
00:18:35,201 --> 00:18:37,203
It's not like you
to give up so easily.
401
00:18:37,246 --> 00:18:38,552
Hmm.
402
00:18:38,595 --> 00:18:39,814
Maybe you've finally learned
403
00:18:39,857 --> 00:18:41,381
that all those silly
little games you play
404
00:18:41,424 --> 00:18:43,165
aren't going
to get you anywhere.
405
00:18:43,209 --> 00:18:44,297
I guess.
406
00:18:44,340 --> 00:18:45,733
When you're punished
in this house
407
00:18:45,776 --> 00:18:47,300
you're going to serve
your time.
408
00:18:47,343 --> 00:18:48,997
There's no getting around it.
409
00:18:49,780 --> 00:18:52,087
Well, I suppose
you've suffered enough.
410
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:55,743
I guess there's no harm
in 20 minutes of television.
411
00:18:55,786 --> 00:18:56,396
Okay.
412
00:18:56,439 --> 00:18:58,093
Wait a minute.
413
00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:00,530
Unless this is
a new ploy.
414
00:19:00,574 --> 00:19:03,838
You get right back
into bed, mister.
415
00:19:03,881 --> 00:19:05,100
Okay.
416
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:06,232
No, no, hold on.
417
00:19:06,275 --> 00:19:08,364
I'm-I'm... I'm being ridiculous.
418
00:19:08,408 --> 00:19:10,018
Go, watch TV.
419
00:19:11,062 --> 00:19:13,326
Wait, not so fast.
420
00:19:13,369 --> 00:19:16,633
I'm not falling for it.
421
00:19:16,677 --> 00:19:18,026
I'm being ridiculous.
422
00:19:18,069 --> 00:19:20,420
But you are not
getting away with it.
423
00:19:20,463 --> 00:19:21,812
Go, watch TV.
424
00:19:21,856 --> 00:19:22,465
No, stop, stop.
425
00:19:22,509 --> 00:19:24,032
Stay right where you are.
426
00:19:24,075 --> 00:19:25,164
Okay.
427
00:19:25,207 --> 00:19:26,556
Okay, I tell you what
we're going to do.
428
00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:28,602
You are-are going
to watch television.
429
00:19:28,645 --> 00:19:31,692
But it's going to be something
you're not going to enjoy.
430
00:19:31,735 --> 00:19:32,562
C-SPAN.
431
00:19:32,606 --> 00:19:33,955
That ought to do it.
432
00:19:35,478 --> 00:19:38,264
Okay, who just won?
433
00:19:38,307 --> 00:19:40,353
I'm not sure.
434
00:19:42,311 --> 00:19:43,921
Hey, Mom, I've got
to tell you--
435
00:19:43,965 --> 00:19:46,576
I wasn't on board
at first with you staying,
436
00:19:46,620 --> 00:19:48,012
but tonight was...
437
00:19:48,056 --> 00:19:50,101
well, it was magic.
438
00:19:54,671 --> 00:19:55,716
Hi.
439
00:19:55,759 --> 00:19:57,283
What? You want
to make fun of me, too?
440
00:19:57,326 --> 00:19:58,284
No.
441
00:19:58,327 --> 00:19:59,372
I just wanted
to tell you
442
00:19:59,415 --> 00:20:01,461
that I thought it was
really brave of you
443
00:20:01,504 --> 00:20:03,027
to stand up to your
mom like that.
444
00:20:03,071 --> 00:20:04,072
And I also thought
445
00:20:04,115 --> 00:20:05,291
it was hilarious
446
00:20:05,334 --> 00:20:07,031
the way you didn't
hit a single pin
447
00:20:07,075 --> 00:20:09,382
when you were, like,
what, an inch away?
448
00:20:09,425 --> 00:20:11,297
Is there a point
to all this?
449
00:20:11,340 --> 00:20:12,646
No.
450
00:20:12,689 --> 00:20:14,256
Do you want to kiss me?
451
00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:16,476
Why do you think
you can come over here
452
00:20:16,519 --> 00:20:17,738
and make fun of me and...
453
00:20:23,352 --> 00:20:25,049
LOIS:
Okay, that's it.
454
00:20:25,093 --> 00:20:26,486
Oh, for God's sake,
455
00:20:26,529 --> 00:20:28,052
you are worse
than your father.
456
00:20:28,096 --> 00:20:30,490
You two are sitting
on opposite sides
of the car.
457
00:20:30,533 --> 00:20:33,493
Okay, fine,
don't count it.
458
00:20:33,536 --> 00:20:34,711
But you and I both know
459
00:20:34,755 --> 00:20:37,453
that was a perfect game.
460
00:20:42,589 --> 00:20:45,244
Reese, get out
of the photo booth!
461
00:20:47,202 --> 00:20:48,856
Uh, hi.
462
00:20:48,899 --> 00:20:51,293
You... you probably
want your privacy.
463
00:20:51,337 --> 00:20:53,382
I'll get out
of your way.
464
00:20:55,123 --> 00:20:56,516
[blow landing]
465
00:20:56,559 --> 00:20:58,474
[Reese screaming]
466
00:21:05,481 --> 00:21:08,528
[brakes squeaking]
467
00:21:08,571 --> 00:21:10,138
[car doors closing]
468
00:21:34,380 --> 00:21:36,251
So, how'd it go?So, how'd it go?
469
00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:38,775
Next time, you take 'em.Next time, you take 'em.
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