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Come in.

Say, fellow, do you need a good duck actor?

No!

You know, that duck's screwy.

You're correct. Absolutely correct.

Hello, Miss Morgan.

Get me director Von Hamburger on the wire.

Hello, Von Hamburger?

Yes, sir.

That picture you're working on?

Yes, sir?

It better be good and you better finish it today or else.

Yes, sir.

I'll rush it through...

right away.

Goodbye.

This should be a close-up.

Am I right, boys?

Yes, sir.

Just giving my bosses a plug.

I've got an option coming up.

All right. How's the sound?

Okey-dokey, chiefey.

All ready. Lights.

It's ruined. Cut!

Camera!

This isn't a gangster picture.

Take it easy, skipper.

I'm sorry. I won't be screwy any more. Cross my heart.

Here. Here's a present from me to you.

It's me again.

Quiet, please.

Action!

Oh, my lover, my sweet one...

I've waited long for such a meeting...

and it makes me so sadly happy.

Really it does.

You and I here...

alone.

Oh, my darling, my only one...

I love you more than anything else in the whole wide world.

Oh, kiss me, my sweet, kiss me.

What a kiss!

Wow! I think I'll do it again.

It's ruined. Cut!

What time is it, boys?

12:00, sir.

I'll take turkey...

with all the trimmings.

Wow, I'll give them a real feature.

Here it is, chief.

All finished. Ready to run.

Well, it better be good.

Okay, let's see what you got.

Run this for us, Rudolph.

Motion pictures are...

your best entertainment.

Bathed in glorious California sunshine, the happy legionnaires pass in review.

With its inventor at the controls...

the mystery plane roars down the runway.

And he's off.

He's off.

Hundreds of jitterbugs swing out in finals of hot dance contest.

Here we are at Madison Round Garden...

and there's the bell for the first round.

And now the boys leap to the center of the ring.

Here's what's-his-name giving so-and-so a terrific right to the jaw.

And there's a hard right to the head and another hard right.

It's too brutal. I can't stand it!

Baby!

And the winner...

I'm happy all over. Thank you.

Amazing! Marvelous! Stupendous! Colossal! Tremendous! Gigantic!

Astounding! Unbelievable! Spectacular! Phenomenal!

And it's good, too.

I'll take turkey...

with all the trimmings.

Yes, sir.