All language subtitles for Cugine mie (1978)

The train from Venice to Rovigo
will arrive in Florence, Rome.

How dare you!

Excuse me, ma'am, I
thought it was my sister.

Why? You're touching her sister's back?

Professor Bardin is so wonderful!

Professor Gordignon, they're leaving.

No, they're waiting.

And you, professor, didn't understand
the history exam of religions this morning.

It's a student and assistant fight.

Without warning.

Let's not lose them.

They are the reds who will ruin everything.

The economy, the school, everything.

May God help us.

Where am I this morning at the university?

My exams would have seen me yesterday.

Federico, calm down.

I was waiting for my
granddaughters from Rome.

My sister Felicina's daughters.

What do you want to
interest your granddaughters?

I'm very interested in what your wife says.

So my brother-in-law is an engineer,
and he's sent to Venezuela to build a dam.

Felicina, as her duty,
follows him, but the

children can't take
them with them to school.

Ah, school...

Then they'll leave them to us.

If only we had three children...

And like those, then...

The Lord knows what He does, Gaia.

It means that we were right.

Yes, Father.

Ah, here they come!

Goodbye, it was a pleasure to meet you.

Everything is for me, believe me!

I can't see the auntie! Ah,
there she is, there's the uncle too!

Hi, we're here!

Mara, Silvia, Irene!

I'm going to make you laugh

I'm going to make you laugh

I'm going to make you laugh

I'm going to make you laugh

Banana, banana

Demini, Demini,

Demini, Demini, Demini, Demini...

I can't believe it, I can't believe it

I can't believe it, I can't believe it

Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you

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Antonietta, bring the
suitcases to Mr. Ottavio's room.

But Mr. Ottavio is young.

Well, he's in his sixties.

Then I won't sleep there.

But what do you think
Mr. Ottavio would like?

Mr. Ottavio is my father-in-law.

He sleeps in the guest room.

Your room is at the bottom
of the corridor, on the right.

Horrible, have you seen it?

Mamma mia!

Well, you can go now, see you later.

Can I take a shower?

You can do anything, let's make it clear.

If we want to agree, you
have to do as in your house.

Did I explain myself?

Silvia!

Did you see what a museum?

The guide is missing.

He said that here we are like in our house.

Yes.

Hey, did you hear what he said?

If we want to agree, I don't care.

No, no, no, no, no, no

Hey, did you see my red shirt?

Do you think they'll answer you this time?

Are you looking for her here?
She'll be in her place, right?

Oh, sorry!

Here's your shirt.

Hey, what are you doing? Pull it out.

Calm down, okay?

Of course, when you
learn to look for something...

Aunt Gaia!

Yes?

Aunt Gaia!

I'm in the wardrobe, come!

Pass me the sheet.

Excuse me, aunt, can I take off my
clothes? They're all in my suitcase.

Cover yourself, Benedetta. Federico
is in the living room with his partner.

Ah, Mr. Ottavio. Please, come in.

What are you doing?

Mara, where are you going?

To say hello.

Mara, wait!

I'm Mara.

Hello, Mr. Federico.

Mr. Ottavio.

Maria Vergine.

This is the way to introduce yourself.

Mara Colarossi, daughter of
Ernesto and Felicina Bottesini.

Pleasure.

Don't look at her!

What you shouldn't
see, you've already seen.

You're not crazy to go around
like this at home, here you are men!

Men? Here at home?

Federico and his partner are
not men, but they go to dress you.

Ah, thank God, you have pants.

I'm not going around naked like you and me.

She's just like that.

Oh, sorry, I didn't notice.

Hair?

Blonde?

If only an impression, we understand.

But not like the presentiment
that will give us the gratacapi.

It depends on you, Federico.

You must impose
yourself from the beginning,

you must make
your authority feel.

Who said woman?

They say...

But these are not women,
they are whores, go away!

Four scullaccioni and good night, no?

But not so much whore!

Scullaccioni the same, you who pull
down the underpants and down the boots!

Bring me my pants!

Down with the pants, down with
the underwear, down with everything!

Good boy!

Here, take this.

There.

Wonderful!

Nice, eh? Do you like it?

You're still awake!

Hi, auntie.

The good girls at this hour
are in the arms of Morfeo.

Morfeo? And who is this
Morfeo? A cool one, at least?

Mara, but you had to hang him right there.

So, when I'm in bed, I look at him, then I
close my eyes and he dreams of everything.

You know, what a joy!

Silvia, you're too impudent,
cover yourself a little more, blessed.

But so much in bed, no one sees me.

Now yes, but if you take this
habit, when you will be married...

What happens when she is married?

Well, she will have to
sleep with her husband.

Why doesn't Uncle Federico see you naked?

No, because I sleep with my shirt on.

And when your uncle is
sleeping, don't you get up?

What kind of questions are you asking?

Stop it, go to sleep and smoke
less, here you can't breathe.

You're right.

Sure.

Silvia, what are you doing?

Nothing, uncle.

I wanted to open it to change the air.

Don't try it, for heaven's sake.

And never open this window if
you're not completely dressed.

This is...

This is a pious institution
here in front of us.

God, if someone throws an eye into it...

Holy spirit of purgatory,
enlighten these powers.

If they throw an eye
into it, they are fools.

THE PURGATORY

Yes?

I'm sorry, Father, I was
just being intentional.

Go and call Father Rector.

You're finished!

It was time.

You're always the longest.

Because of you, I couldn't
even go with Mara and Aunt Gaia.

The men have left?

Yes, there's only Antonietta.

Do you want to get rid of yourself?

Yes, sure!

Antonietta, they're playing.

Let them play, they're going
to be some troublemakers.

Ok, I'll go.

Excuse me, I thought it was a

Antonietta, the cockroaches are here.

What? There are no cockroaches here.

I always clean myself carefully.

Oh, my God!

Watch out!

Ouch, the sacred bone!

Antonietta, cover yourself.

Well, we're all women.

And your father?

No, he's a rascal.

Gaia, let me talk to you.

We're in Padua.

Padua is a provincial city.

It's a city with a very well-known custom.

And you should know
that I'm a man of sight.

Yes, yes, we know.

I am a professor at the university.

I am a municipal councillor.

And who knows?

That they won't do it before the deputies.

You doubt me, you are so stubborn!

I'm going.

Stop!

Hello, it's me.

I knew it.

It's the courier.

Eminence, nice to meet you.

Yes, yes, of course.

It won't happen again.

It won't happen again, Eminence.

Yes, of course.

It won't happen again.

Yes, yes, Eminence, well said.

What are you talking about?

With an archiclaster.

He's an ecclesiast, not an ecclesiast.

I didn't say ecclesiast,
I said archiclaster.

It's a scientific term.

What does it mean?

Well, you're messing with me.

Yes, yes, Eminence.

And you allow that in your
presence, in the presence of your wife,

you use a similar language.

Well, I'm talking to you.

I'm talking to you, with the archicla...

Yes, Eminence.

If, like you, they all
end up in jail, I'll tell you!

They end up in jail!

What is it?

The thing is coming to
the ears of its eminence.

Are you happy?

What are you doing?

Calm down!

I'm calm, I'm very calm!

In jail I'm at least reforming!

Stay calm!

No jail, no reforming!

But I guarantee you that if you others
are not able to live in a civil house,

You will be the college!

Good, so we can also become lesbians.

The beginnings are always
difficult, but we must persevere.

So, with a lot of patience, we managed
to make them understand our needs,

Federico's position, and I must say
that your daughters have been good.

They understood and took the step.

Some days ago they started
attending the university,

our beautiful and rightly
famous university of Padova.

But you're that bastard from
Bordignon with the three grannies.

You're right, you're one
of the hidden masterpieces.

What do you know, they're hidden.

Look at how they're dressed.

To show off that you want the fire to burn.

Good one.

Mimmo, come on.

Migo, the hit is with the boys.

These are three bigots like us.

But trying doesn't cost anything, right?

With a similar smell as having the horn.

It could have been
someone who tried to attack.

But isn't it that in Padua they are all...

Oh, I forgot the newspapers.

I'm going to get them. Go ahead.

I'll see you later.

Come on, come on.

They will be the grandchildren of
Bordignon, but I will find out all three.

How dare you?

With his permission it is understood.

Mara, Silvia, Irene.

Here.

Look at these three girls, you don't
have to give them the slightest confidence,

not even to talk to
each other about this, not

even good morning,
good evening, understood?

Well, but good night, yes.

I'm glad that with an uncle like ours you
can imagine everything, but you can know

for whom you had taken us.

Now we can tell you, you know
what we thought about your account?

Well, I'm not telling you
what we thought about yours.

Tell me, tell me.

We thought you were all checks.

Checks to me?

But do you know what they call me?

Once I heard you call you a bastard.

And me instead?

With the electronic lamp switch.

Help!

Help!

Help me!

Hurry up!

Help me!

What the hell happened to you?

A viper bit me.

What? A viper?

Yes, yes, but it bit me right here.

And you feel like dying?

I really feel like dying.

And I, to not let you die, I should
soak you in the poison, right?

Yes, that's how it should be done.

Nice as a courier.

But you do the therapy yourself, dear.

For this time, be happy with this.

I like your camel.

How did you know it was camel wool?

I understood it from these two things.

I would undress you.

I would kiss you.

I would jump on you.

I would...

Don't talk about me.

Is it true that this is the most
beautiful place in the world?

Well, to begin with, the most
beautiful place in the world is Rome.

Uffa with this Rome, but
what do you have of beauty?

Rome means...

Well, we have the
Colosseum, we have the dome,

we have the Campidoglio, we have the Forio,

but excuse me, what do you have in Padua?

In Padua we have... we have...

we have... we have... we have...

We have it! We have it! We have it!

Good morning, wake up, miss!

Miss! Miss!

Miss!

And plant the seed, miss! Miss!

Miss! Miss, go to your room,
the customers are coming!

Hurry up, miss!

It's good that the doors are
closed, but we're not in a mess.

What's the mess?

It's not for you.

No, there was a time.

Ah, a fairy tale.

Yes, a beautiful fairy tale.

Tell it to Uncle Federico.

Antonietta, did the doctor
order you to dress like this?

And how should a good Catholic girl dress?

As a Christian.

If you want some old
dress, we'll fix it for you.

Great idea.

Let's go get something
and renovate the wardrobe.

Come on.

This is not good, this is not good, this is
broken, this is old, this flower, this one I

take, this one I throw, this one I wash, this
one I don't like, and this one I don't like!

Nice shot!

I don't want to take advantage,
then the lady gets angry.

What do you mean you get angry?
You'll see that she will be happy.

Come on, get out of here.

Antonello, how are you with Giacomo?

This is my whiteness.

Look, it has the stripes, like neonates.

Yes, it looks like a spotlight.

Come on, come on, come
on, let's take them all off.

Giacomo! Giacomo!

Giacomo! I can't see our casettone!

It's us who have to see it.

Gnocci!

Our country is underdeveloped.

Come on, put on your
gnocci and take off your pants.

Come on, get out of here.

Come on.

I can't put them on.

Why not?

Because if he sees them
on me, he'll yell at me.

Instead, I bet your boyfriend would
be very happy to see them on you.

I don't have a boyfriend.

Well, then who's yelling at you?

No one.

Girls.

What's this mess?

Ask him.

Excuse me, aunt, we're in pajamas.

Antonietta, you're naked.

Not really.

But in your opinion, who could it be
that the scream is changing by changing?

The boyfriend is not there.

It's very strange, I couldn't
get a word out of him.

In my opinion, girls, there's
something down here.

And then let's try to be clear.

Yes, we have to go deep.

But that's Mr. Ottavio's room!

Let's go!

Let me see.

What are they doing? Are they
playing with the beautiful little statues?

Do you hear something?

Yes.

Last position, quick!

Now, yes.

What a beautiful Pepe, Pepe the Pigeon.

No, no, Benedetta!

No what?

This is from the March PlayGear,
I asked you for the May one!

Ah, I'm sorry, but with all
these possessions, I can't...

understand it.

Ah, now I remember, I think I understand.

I'm so sorry, Mr. Ottavio.

Now I follow.

Oh, yes, that's the one!

Good girl, very good!

Now she's the woman of my dreams,

the goddess of June!

Bravo! Bravo!

That's right, that's right.

One more, and we're done.

Good boy.

You understood the Puritan.

Yes, good boy.

It was like that.

And we have a scene if we say archiclastic.

Ghisemo!

Ghisemo!

Ghisemo!

I'm sure Ghisemo!

Here everything grows, the traffic,
the smog, the devaluation, the prices.

Only Mr. Ottavio doesn't
grow anything. Poor Mr. Ottavio.

Poor Mr. Ottavio, poor Antonietta. I
would make that old man pass his will.

You should make him one
of those disgusting jokes.

Yes, a disruptive action, at the base.

Yes, I would have an idea, it would be the
triumph of technique, technique on meat.

So, 10 meters of wire, a double
thorn, insulating tape and an aerostat.

There is no need for that, so
much you are always in the ball.

Reostato, reostato, it's
here, come on, let's go in.

I'm almost done here, what about you?

I have one more minute
and everything is ready.

I'm done, too.

It's the aunts!

We have to study the new positions today.

Yes, Mr. Octavio.

Hush! Quiet! What's going on? Wait!

Execute!

Come on, get ready.

It's time.

They're here.

Let's start from the first position.

But there's no tube here.

Good, good.

Come on, let me try.

Let's change.

Slow down, do you want to get a blow?

Change!

Let me see.

Now it's better, it's starting to work.

Enough, enough.

I don't feel very well.

Maybe it's this
electricity that's in the air.

That's enough for tonight.

I don't want it to get in
the way of something.

A couple more seats and the
grandfather will get the joke.

Shut up, shut up!

What are you doing, instead of
turning off the light, let's go away!

I feel my age!

We put him in retirement for the elderly,

held by the Minime sisters.

Federico has been
irresistible in his decision.

On the other hand,

we must not forget

that he is the
president of the citizen

committee for the boycott
of the Oceana press.

Look at the line, it's
rare to see one like this.

It's really beautiful.

So this flower is the most gifted, okay?

Yes, it is.

I'm not the only one.

Turn, turn, come on!

But this one is not bad either.

This one is beautiful.

This is more, more, more

more, more, more, more, more

Antonietta also wanted
to leave, but your

daughters managed to
prove that she was innocent.

Having done those
things for obedience and

respect of the old age,
and it was a good thing.

Because another
housewife like her at that

price, we would not have
found her safe anymore.

The behavior of the
children is always exemplary.

Oh, God! What have they done to me?

Federico!

Gaglia!

Gaglia!

Gaglia!

What is it, Federico?

A telegram.

Open it!

It says that Anselmo is
coming to see us like every year.

Virgin Mary!

How can I say no?

Are you afraid of your brother Agostino?

Yes, I'm afraid of Agostino.

I'm afraid of my brother Agostino.

What do you think of your brother?

Federico, we need to find a solution.

Yes, a solution.

A solution would be...

What solution?

The school.

The school.

We'll pay for it.

If you make a sacrifice, Gaia...

Federico, let's not rush.

Let's talk with the powers.

You speak so well.

If you manage to find the right words...

But...

But why? What's the problem?

Isn't there Mr. Ottavio's room?

Or we can get together.

We have a room in our room.

Irene, didn't you understand?

Anselmos is a young man.

Well, you know he's a wimp.

Enough. I don't understand anything.

No, Federico, everything will be fine,
because they will make us a solemn oath.

Swear that you will treat
Anselmo as if he were your brother.

We swear!

What are you reading?

A novel.

It's about a fire.

Come on in!

Antonietta!

Our young Antonietta!

Take the suitcases and put
everything in the room of the young man.

No! I won't touch my cameras.

No one.

Welcome back, Mr. Anselmo.

Antonietta, is that you?

You don't recognize her, do you?

Why? Am I not the same as before?

No.

Of course, many things
have changed in this house

for the sake of Chelela.

Chelela are these here, my grandchildren.

Hi, I'm Mara, this is
Silvia and this is Irene.

Pleasure.

What are you doing, Linchino?

Of course, you're a
well-educated boy, my nephew.

You should take example from him.

Anselmo...

Pleasure.

Your servant.

All right, auntie.

But if this is the way to make
them spiritual, it's fine, auntie.

Anselmo, I'm here.

What are you doing?

I'm licking my shoe.

Anselmo, what if you get a cramp?

Oh, how stupid.

And sometimes, unfortunately,
there was nothing to do.

He's afraid he makes bad jokes.

Hey, who told you that smoke never does?

Why?

It's been an hour since
the flies came in here,

you're not dead yet, Benedetta.

The flies will be with the filter.

Why are you jealous of Anselmo?

Look, he's very shy with women.

Maybe you won't believe it, but
I still haven't touched my back.

I hope so.

Shut up, you put your hands everywhere.

What's going on?

He doesn't even feel well, poor thing.

He has a bad cold or maybe a lumbar.

All of a sudden, he's leaning forward.

But for me, it's stomachache.

Look, it's Mara who does medicine.

You do the reading.

So, Tasi, have you seen Renato?

Oh, you're so mean, you always lose it.

What should I do, tie it with a...

You can't believe that in
Rome you got hurt by the police.

They call me the Passionary in Rome.

He told me that you got hit
by a candeotto, is that true?

Of course, by a scab.

Show him the scar.

Look, look here if you don't believe me.

I don't see it.

Look carefully, you can see it now.

Wait, wait a moment, I'll check.

But it's not a scar, it's a scar.

Can I introduce you to the Red Cross?

Today, with the plastic, guys, they
make wonderful asses that look real.

Irene, aren't you ashamed
to show everyone your ass?

But who shows their ass?
I'm just showing the scar.

What a fool you are!

Didn't you understand that these
guys here are sorry for the scar?

What the hell are you
talking about? Stop it.

Irene, I know what's coming now.

I know what's coming with a late ass.

Put it on, put it on!

But you've seen it all.

Anyway, congratulations, Carletto.

You're a good-for-nothing.

Did you notice that?

No, really.

He's been trying to make me notice him.

He knows women don't run away.

I have to go on, otherwise he'll see us.

You know I'm always embarrassed.

I can't stay half a second with a girl

that he...

Zack!

Clicks his lips on me.

Like that?

Debut?

Debut, Debut.

I don't even think about it, you know.

In fact, it's enough that I see
a sotana, he does everything.

A great bad thing to do, my son, eh?

Yes, a bad beast.

You can imagine here, in
the house with those three,

which then are four, because there is
also Antonietta who has changed so much.

Believe me, uncle, I'm desperate.

I believe you.

If I were you, I would
have retired in a convent.

Well, if we could find another solution...

Yes, we will find it, we will find it.

Don't worry, I'll make
you visit a specialist.

Here in Padova we have Dr. Coyombi,

who is an endocrinologist of
the international community.

We are friends too, you know.
We'll do it right away, wait.

Cheer up!

Hello, I'm Professor Valignon.

I would like to speak to Dr. Coyombi.

N'gheze?

When will he be back?

No, I'm sorry, Mr. Lina, but I prefer
to speak directly to Dr. Coyombi.

It's a bit of a dirty thing, you know.

And it's my nephew.

Yes, of course, tell him I called.

No, no, I'll call again.

Thank you.

N'gheze, we'll tell him later.

But don't worry about what's necessary.

Nowadays science has made a giant step
even in the field of sexual dysfunction.

You can trust Dr. Cognombi.

Think that my colleague has cured her.

A very serious case as his.

Congenital impotence.

Mamma mia, poor Anselmo.

Iaaaaan.

Raan.

Om...

Om...

Mani...

Pa...

De...

Do you want to stop speaking in Arabic?

This is not Arabic, you idiot.

These are breathing exercises.

Yoga.

Yes, yes, but let's talk
about serious things.

How do we put it with the cousin?

For these things there is a clinic in
Switzerland where they do miracles.

But why do you like it so much?

But how and why? Forget the
oath. Anselmo is like a brother to us.

But it breaks my heart to
have an impotent brother.

Girls!

But why can't we stay
naked even in the bathroom?

Yes, but at least close the door!

Ah, Silvia, bring us some
tea while you're standing.

Oh, right. You're always seated.

Come on, girls, let's do the cards.

I'll do it.

I bet this cup is yours, Anselmo.

Yes, it's mine.

Excuse me, we need the table.

And now, a look at the future.

Give it to me, I'll think about it.

These are for Irene.

Okay, I want to know everything,
and please don't give me bad news.

It's fate that decides. I
can't do anything about him.

For you, for him, in the
house, out of the house...

Love?

Nothing.

What do you mean
nothing? We started off well.

Travels?

Everything's still. You'll stay in Padua.

Fortune?

Well, not much.

New things?

Everything's the same.

Money...

You'll die of hunger.

I'm hopeless.

And now let's see the health.

You're not so healthy, you know.

Here, look, this is the final punch.

It's not that you do it on purpose.

No, no, no, no.

I'm sorry for you, but it's just the cards.

Wait, there's also something good.

Favorites, studies and
all the intellectual activities.

Oh yes, I work in fantasy.

Well, now let's do them like this.

I really hope you're luckier than me.

Anselmo, what's the matter?

Oh, nothing.

He's got himself into trouble.

What trouble?

Nothing, nothing.

I wonder how he dropped that coin.

Don't worry about it.

Tonietta, come and find out.

No, uncle.

I don't want to find out.

I was talking about the coins, Benedetto.

Go away!

Leave me alone!

You're dirty and dirty!

Go change!

Go, go!

What do we think of each other?

For me, either he's a
scoundrel or he's an arthur.

But what arthur? That's a colic.

Stop, Tonietta, for goodness sake!

Go and put on your shoes
before you make a mistake.

Don't worry, professor.

Go, the lens is contracted.

What contract?

What money do you need to buy?

You mean she'll pay me with
all the money she owes me?

I'll answer.

Hello?

Yes, right away.

Uncle Federico, Dr. Coiombi is here.

Coiombi?

Yes, he said it's urgent.

Oh, yes.

Hello, dear.

How are you?

I know you visited him.

Is everything all right?

In short, in your opinion,
there is nothing to do.

But I'm not even with a very long cure.

I understand, I understand.

Of course, I'm sorry too.

I don't know how to tell you.

A little hard.

Quareto, well, yes, thank
you very much and goodbye.

Quareto, well, in the
end, to think about it,

the flag in the north wind of the captain.

But you remember the
treatment systems well.

But if I told you that I
read the book four times,

for Anselmo it is necessary
to apply a shock therapy.

And you, Antonietta,
would you lend us a hand?

Of course, but what should I do?

Don't worry about what you
were doing with Mr. Ottavio.

But it was quite tiring with him too.

It's because they didn't follow a method.

In that Swiss clinic, on the
other hand, they cured everyone.

And almost everyone married their nurses.

But then your book is just a novel.

Sure, but written by a competent
man on a strictly scientific basis.

But you still haven't told me
what Gaisi or Rinalselmo are.

But you still don't understand it.

No, I don't.

Sir Anselmo has a dead little
bird in the middle of his legs.

Poor little bird.

And who will eat it?

But what do you understand?

He has the thing that makes him sick.

He has the flour that always marks 6.30.

I understand.

And then we will try to
send the flour at noon.

Exactly, that's it.

We will try.

So tomorrow is a good day. The
owners are leaving for the conference.

Very well.

What? Zelmo didn't come either?

He didn't want to hear my speech.

No, he stayed with the girls
and I think he's taking pictures.

Maybe it was better if he came with us.

Stop it, they won't eat him.

Please.

Stop!

Do you want another one?

Many more, you're having fun, aren't you?

Of course, it's my hobby.

Oh, you're a real bean!

We have a lot of friends in
Rome who need our pictures.

I'll do whatever you want.

Still in the group...

No, no, now please do Irene's.

You know, she must be
sent to a certain Silvano.

But Silvano is a blacksmith.

And you didn't have to promise.

When you make promises, you
have to keep them, right Anselmo?

So I'll keep it, but you keep what you
did to Gianfranco and you to Pasquale.

Here.

But what are you doing, Irene?

Silvano wants it that
way, he insisted so much.

He's a representative
of intimate whiteness.

Yes, very intimate.

But this Silvano is a nice guy, huh?

I'm quite sexy.

I'm looking.

Stop, so I don't see you.

Move a little.

Of course you don't
see her if you stay there.

Come here and you'll
see everything, right?

Here, I'm coming.

Stop, stop like this.

Done.

Now Silvia, I don't make
so many stories like you.

Just a moment and I'll get in pose.

I know I shouldn't have
promised, but now it's done.

Stop like this, I see you very well.

Very good. Stop.

But you didn't understand.

Just the chest, come closer.

But the chest alone hurts, doesn't it?

And I don't care if he doesn't
like it, he throws it away.

Come on, come on.

Courage, Anselmo, come closer.

Come on, don't let him pray, come.

But what do you have, a sciatica attack?

I don't.

Ah, yes, yes, I'm going to
get a pill and I'll be right back.

Guys, we're starting to get along.

It's just that now we need some nice touch.

Sure, it's a good idea.

But we have to take care of it.

No, he's talking to us.

We don't even have to raise a finger.

It will be hard for me, it's almost good.

Even if it touches us?

Nothing.

Let it touch and that's it.

Absolute indifference, got it?

And maximum detachment.

As if we were three objects.

The objectification
exasperates the eroticism.

Everything is read in that book.

Very instructive, eh?

Too bad I didn't read it.

But how much does it cost?

Anselmo!

Anselmo!

I'm coming! I'm coming!

I'm coming!

Can you tell me what you're doing?

Come on, come on!

Excuse me, I couldn't find the waterproof.

What are you doing with the waterproof?

It's raining!

No, I'm not a good photographer
without the waterproof.

Why not? We're the best.

No.

What's wrong with you?

Is there something that doesn't suit you?

You're naked.

You don't know Gianfranco,
he's a crazy libidinous.

I got angry when he gave it to me.

I think so.

You have some friends.

But you forgot the camera.

The camera?

What camera?

Ah, the camera!

No!

No!

No!

No!

What do we have to say to these young men?

What is the threat to them?

What great enemy is female nudity?

Listen, wash that arm
that covers my breast.

And where do I put it, I'm so sorry.

Look at yourself.

Anselmo, come here, you're more practical.

Bring it up, no?

The breast?

But no, the arm.

Then come and show me how to put it.

Stop like a statue.

Come on, come.

Come here. Let me see how I should look.

Move it, no?

I'll move it.

Higher, higher.

What are you doing Anselmo? Touch it.

But I didn't want to.

Sorry, if you have to
adjust the pose, touch it.

Touch it, touch it.

Thank you.

Higher, higher, lower.

No, look, look like this.

Higher, higher, lower.

Higher, higher, lower.

No, no, no!

Mr. Inanselmo, the camera.

What a beautiful necklace you have!

They are anti-conceptual pills.

I'm going to load the car.

It's for Mr. Ottavio.

Come on, come on.

Come on what?

The picture, right?

Ah, the picture.

Oh yes, yes, yes!

There is something worse than naked.

If the naked dress of obscenity

I refer to those scandalous accessories
that make the naked woman even more naked!

Anselmo!

Anselmo!

Anselmo!

Anselmo!

Anselmo!

Anselmo!

Anselmo!

I don't want to

And I tell you,

watch her,

this youth,

because the danger

is great,

the danger

is mortal.

Anselmo?

Anselmo?

Anselmo?

Anselmo?

What are you doing with the waterproof?

Anselmo,

What happened? What did he say?

What happened to him?

Who knows?

He was photographing us.

And then, all of a sudden...

I got scared.

He was screaming, screaming, screaming,
so scared, he looked like a madman.

He was running around the
house, everyone behind him.

And he didn't want to get
scared, so he threw a soap gas.

Soap gas, soap gas, donkey!

I don't know, something
that makes you sleep.

Good morning.

Listen, you have to pay this.

Ah, I was waiting for it.

89,500.

Can you sign it for me?

Here.

Thank you, goodbye.

Good morning.

Well, it's for Mr. Ottavio, but the
professor doesn't have to know.

But what the hell is inside?

I don't know, but he told me that if the
professor sees him, he will follow him.

Of course.

Listen, when did you see Mr. Ottavio?

The other week, I go every Thursday.

Of course, Thursday,
Thursday, you're crazy.

I go on Thursday to pull him up.

Pull him up on what?

I go on Thursday to
pull him up on the moral.

Well done, Antonietta.

Aren't you a bit of a gerontophilist?

No, I'm just a bit of a myope.

But no, you wanted to say...

Let it be, let's see
what's inside this box.

Let's see.

Close it well, otherwise
Mr. Ottavio will get angry.

Don't worry.

Mr. Ottavio goes out with his
own cinema, but it's a business.

Film and projector, nice package.

We are in the obvious, girls,
between husband and wife.

It's a moon of honey.

Listen to her, the dreamer.

If you don't get married,
you don't have fun.

I'm going to be the hypocrite.

But they're not getting married.

Wait!

You can't just protest all the time.

We need some preparation.

Here, she's getting
married. Are you happy now?

Yes, it's better this way.

The first night of the wedding.

What a fantasy, these Swedes.

But you want to wait.

What's the matter? Are
you a bit upset, Mara?

Me? No.

But stop making so much trouble.

Why? We're not on the subject.

The atmosphere is warming up, girls.

Yes, maybe now comes the beauty.

But...

In my opinion, this movie is a good movie.

What do you think, Mara?

Nothing happens.

And wait.

What are you doing? Are you kidding?

All of us? I'll try.

Look there, our friend
has the world in his hands.

Mine is better.

Look, look, so you can learn.

Why? Is there something you don't know?

I don't.

Hey, here the matter is complicated.
We also have the spectator.

See? There's also the
voyeur. He does understand.

Be careful, Gaia. Show
them the cross and the rosary.

I recommend them to the right people.

Eminence!

Eminence!

It's a great honor to have you here.

You're very welcome.
Antonietta, prepare the tea.

I'd like a cup of tea.

Thank you, my lady, but we're in a hurry.

In a hurry?

If we have to make the final
decision, it's about the preferences.

The preferences?

Yes, let me take you there, Gaia.

Please.

Yes, yes, over there, with two cookies.

Until I see you six times.

Please, Mininza, from this side.

Nooo.

I don't know anything,
Melissa, it's a didactic end.

And you have to explain
everything to me, explain everything.

And Melissa, I'm not
mortified, I couldn't predict that...

It's a strange thing that I...

Oh God, what's going on?

Federico! The heart
attack! Federico! Federico!

He got hit!

A blow!

The heart!

Federico, get up!

Get up, for heaven's sake!

Federico!

Goodbye, uncle.

Federico!

We played it.

He can't be elected deputy anymore.

Amen.

Federico, move!

Federico!

But luckily it was just a collapse.

So we got rid of it with fear.

Federico absolutely
wanted to send her to school,

but finally he had to
admit that anyone in their

place would have thought
of a film by Topolino,

or who knows I, something like that,

without ever imagining
that it was stuff like that.

Now they are all taken from
the studio by the rehearsals.

What would you like to drink?

Can I have a coffee?

No, bring it to me a little stupid,
so we can have four laughs.

You're talking about us.

Put your hands up!

Idiot! I was just saying
that it was not long before

that it was all fucked up
because of that pornographic film.

On eminence, he is convinced
that it was all a mistake.

Mistake, no? Thank your uncle,

who made us have the
Angelicum room for the play.

But no, no, no, it's not the way to play!

You don't have to repeat
the jokes like so many parrots.

You are not parrots!

You are the people!

Go to Mona!

Stop making a fuss, you witch!

I'm not saying to be in religious silence,

but at least a little respect for
those who commit themselves.

You dirty dog! For those
who give their soul like me!

Silence! Silence!

From the head?

From the head! I want to hear the people!

We are happy, we are happy,

and the chaps of your
bourgeois are different.

Our gentle and beloved Sotrano has always
been pleased by the buzz of the year.

All right, a little bit better.

I want to hear Ifigonia.

Ifigonia! Ifigonia!

Have any of you seen where she went?

Where did this mother go?

She's retired.

Come on, she's always there.

Oh, finally!

My name is not Ifigonia,
my name is Maria Teresa.

In theater, actors are called by the
names of the characters they play.

And if Odisee Lou worked with Strehler?

I don't care about Cos' or Strehler.

I like it when you call me by my name.

Come on, give me the start.

So strong and beautiful, I need a bow.

A noble bow that will break my shoe.

A beautiful and pure thing
that will exceed the measure.

Padre mio, se non mi
sposo, finirò nel waterclozo.

It's a wonderful play.

Yes, I don't understand Italian, but
Shakespeare is always Shakespeare.

Here, let her do the bitter part,
she's so good at the figoni part.

Yes, so I can study all that nonsense.
No, no, I do the choir of virgins.

All right, then let's hear
the virgins. Irene, Silvia!

And then I would like to know
who told you that we are virgins.

No one? I'm right,
look, let's hear the choir.

We don't need to try, we've
already done it in Rome.

I want to hear you do it here.

Things are either done with
seriousness or they are done for nothing.

I don't care if the Figeni are in
Aulide or the Figoni are in Culide,

we have to put the same
effort, the same passion.

Then remember, this
fact has entered history.

The Goliards performed it in
the First and Second World Wars.

They went on the assault
on the Piave, in Russia,

in the desert set on fire by Bir El Gobi,
with the Figoni in Culide on their lips.

The play will take place at the Angelicum
Hall, kindly granted by Bishop Federico.

They assure me that it will
be a show without precedents,

that will make the whole of
Padua speak for a long time.

One moment! I'm coming, I'm coming!

Who could it be?

Hello?

Please, ma'am.

Of Frasile Mene, the
Sire of Corinth from the

vilous chest of the
rudicundal ass of honor.

I have always liked the use of the hand.

Oh, Sire, forgive me,
I give you everything.

We are the virgins of the Chants of Mantis.

I can't believe it!

I smell the smell of the school.

It's the smell of the hospitals.

And the barracks.

It's the same.

Oh, what's there to look at?

Haven't you ever seen
three virgins together?

Professor!

So...

Tell me everything, Professor.

How is he?

A little heart attack,
a little heart attack.

Poor Federico!

But still, he shouldn't be alarmed.

With a very long period of convalescence
and two hospital visits, he will recover.

He will certainly do it.

However, he has to
use the blade of a knife.

No drinking, no smoking,

and above all, no marital love.

Don't worry about that, Doctor.

Shut up!

And I can't hide from you that I've
already spoken to the reverend mother,

the principal of the school,

Saint Hermelinda, a pious refuge,

a bit expensive, to be honest,

where everyone accepts,

even university students.

But then, fortunately,

Fortunately, the fact that Federico
has been so famous has survived.

I don't know if it was about Carletto,
Tonino, Giulio or someone else.

Can we?

Come in.

Take it easy.

How is he?

He could have been worse.

Much worse.

Sir.

We are really sorry for what happened.

We beg you.

We ask for forgiveness.

Professor.

With the sense of the
deepest mortification.

We wrote it with our own hands.

How is your uncle now?

Better, better.

But now, let him rest.

But he had a nice ass, professor.

What do you mean, a nice ass?

No, I meant he had a nice
ass to find a bed in the hospital.

They are good boys, don't you think?

Very good. Your uncle gave
me very strict instructions.

You must not take another
step without my supervision.

Aunt Gaia?

Yes?

Aunt Gaia, are you going home?

Yes.

I'll go with you.

Thank you.

Are you healed?

Well, I recovered from the shock.

For the other inconvenience,
I always go straight.

They go straight too,
but they shouldn't turn left.

On the left, it doesn't seem delicate to
me, with the old man in those conditions.

But you don't go home from here.

No, you don't go home.

Where is she?

What are you doing?

I think I lost my head.

Selmo!

Stop, you're hurting me!

Please!

Selmo, don't!

The very dream comes to me, my God!

Banana, Kebana, Baba

Magubu, Gumbunnu, Banga

The mini, the mini, the
mini, the mini-mini-mini

The mini, the mini, the mini-mini-mini

The man, the man, the man,
the man, the man, the man

You can't stop the impetus of the flesh!

Anselmo, don't say
stupid things, I'm your aunt!

Acquired, aunt acquired!

The impetus is more stimulating!

Anselmo, you won't want to
take advantage of the situation?

In my physical weakness?

I am a woman and you...

You are now a man!

Yes, I told you!

We are a man and a woman!

Let go!

No, no, no, no, no...

What a shame, all naked.

She is ashamed, she has something to hide.

Come on, come on, come on.

Mara, Silvia, Irene.

Come out.

Come out, if you come in.

You are crazy.

Come to do the dance.

What do you want to do?

I'm coming.

I'm coming, too!

Did you understand the little
cousin with our sex therapy?

Come on, come on!

Come on!

I never thought I'd swim so well.

Maybe before getting married
she was a stroller in Venice.

But all is well that ends well.

As Sespyr rightly says,

what a beautiful day.

Too bad we didn't have the costume,

because we could have taken a bath.

Federico is healed before time
and he is completely relieved.

Your daughters have no
longer given place to the mentele.

I heard that Mara broke up with Giulio

and that they often see
her with a certain Fausto.

Fausto?

But I don't know who this Fausto is.

Look, it's not possible,
he must be mistaken.

I'm wrong!

And I repeat, it's not possible!

But...

It's not possible!

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What are you doing?

Look at you!

I'll let you go!

That's why I'm letting you go!

I'm tired of being exploited by the bosses!

Bosses, dear ones,
come back to the village!

To the village? Me?

We've got the snake in the chest!

Stop talking to me, Gaia!

I'll answer you for the rhymes!

Oh, my God!

What a show! What a triumph!
What a popular participation!

Go away!

Go away from this red ball!

Hey Federico!

What are you saying about
the historical compromise, huh?

No!

You have ruined my life, and I am sorry.

You have destroyed my
political career, and I am sorry.

You have caused me to have a
heart attack, and he is going to forgive.

But everything has a limit.

In this case, the school.

What is too much, is too much.

Red flag, red flag,

forward people, to the red flag.

Well, then, what are you doing? Start over.

Let's wait for them to be inside, right?

Oh, my God, Federico.

What are they going to do in there?

I don't care. I don't care.

I don't want to know.

Be praised, Jesus Christ.

Be praised, Jesus Christ.

I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm
going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going

I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm
going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going

Traveller dreams come, save me my god.