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Banana cheese.

Banana cheese.

Banana cheese.

Banana cheese.

Careful, some of these eggs might be rotten.

No, that's just me.

No, that's just me. No, that's just me.

No, that's just me.

No, that's just me. No, that's just me.

No, that's just me.

No, that's just me. No, that's just me.

Scream up on aisle four.

Is Casper ready for his big moment?

He knows where he's supposed to be.

If you think that was scary.

Rocky Road?

I suppose.

Jimmy, you scared me.

Really? I couldn't tell by the way you were screaming.

Try it again. But this

time, kick it with your laces instead of your toe.

Yeah! See?

You get a lot more power.

Too bad the goalie at the tryout won't be a ghost.

You'll do fine.

Yeah, thanks to you.

I better go. The tryouts are at 4 .30.

4 .30?

I was supposed to meet my uncles half an hour ago.

I'm late.

Time for the moment you've been waiting for. The scare of the day. I tell you,

this freak out in Deedstown puts the boo in booyah.

Booyah. Hey, we make scares safer.

Stretch. You young scares out there, pay close attention.

Because you're going to see how it's done. Do not touch your desk.

Don't.

Oh, the king of all the creatures, sir?

We didn't hear you come in.

Might I say, you're looking horrifying this evening.

Where is your nephew?

Uh, Casper?

Oh, uh, I heard humans screaming at the library. I think that was him.

No, no, no. I saw a woman fainting downtown.

Oh, I think that was him.

To boo -boo. That's right, Jim.

We turn now from the highest of the high to the lowest of the low. You're not

going to believe this alter goof in Deanstown.

Wait for it.

Wait for it!

What am I worried about?

I bet no one even noticed I wasn't there.

Yeah, that's it.

You have been told a thousand times, hasn't he? Oh, half and half. At least

a thousand.

Care to take?

If we are friendly to fleshies, then they'll lose their fear of us. And

if they lose their fear of us, they'll rise up against us. The fleshies will

rise up against us.

They're not fleshies. They're called... Silence!

Actually, sir, technically, he is correct.

They are called... I'm going in the floor!

This is the last...

Blindness is a threat to us all. It's not their fault.

They have told me, but I can't help it.

Casper, you leave me no choice.

There's a place for creatures like you.

Those who cannot grasp our ways.

It's called space.

The instructors there have certain techniques.

But it's far better than the alternative.

The alternative?

We're all set for school to start.

The roach man.

Has he been through the dormitory?

Yeah, we got plenty of roaches.

What about the cafeteria?

Yeah, we just took delivery at 2 ,000 pounds of spoiled meat.

Have the bathrooms been cleaned?

No. Good.

Sounds like we're ready.

It's going to be a stupendous year.

Wonderful.

I can't wait to get acquainted with the new class.

Oh, who are we kidding?

No, no, no. Are we kidding someone?

Yes, ourselves.

We're the most frightening beings in the business, yet our talents are being

wasted teaching the rejects of the creature world to sing. Boo.

We've got to get out of here.

But how?

Well, we've got to ask Guy Voss for a transfer.

You ninny. You nincompoop. You nimrod.

Actually, it's not a bad idea.

Yes,

we'll ask him to put us in the field.

We'll ditch this desk job once and for all.

What do you have there?

Nothing. Let me see.

Our ankle.

No, ankle, ankle, ankle, ankle.

I love ankle.

I miss ankle.

But I don't want to go to scare school.

I like it here with all of you and with Jimmy.

Didn't you guys ever have a best friend?

Don't argue, Casper. You're going to scare school, period.

What if I don't, though?

The alternative is too terrible.

I don't think it sounds so bad.

Not so bad.

Banishment to the Valley of the Shadows.

All right, Spill It.

What's this...

Valley of the Shadows.

Nothing! None of your business.

Come on, you guys. It should be up to me.

Just tell me.

But we don't want you to end up like a man's pussy.

We can't keep this secret from him forever. We don't have enough hands.

Oh, God.

Look, Casper, we didn't want to tell you this until you were older, but you're

right. You do deserve to know.

If you can't shape up at scare school and stop being friendly, there's a good

chance you'll get sent to the Valley of the Shadows.

Oh, it's too awful.

How bad could it be?

Casper, if you get sent there, you can never come back.

We can never see you again.

And we can never say your name again.

It'll be like you never existed.

Like a little...

We don't want to lose you too.

Now let's get packing.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Come on. Come on. Give it to me. Come on. Come on. I'm all linty over here.

Grow up. You grow up. Make me. Oh, I'll make you.

Uh -uh. Uh -uh. Uh -uh. Yeah. No.

So anyways, introducing the ruler of all the underworld, Kai Bosch.

Headmasters Alder and Tash.

Shapers of young minds.

Good to see you again.

Kibosh, you look great. Yeah, you look great. I mean, not exactly great, but

look good.

Or let's say you're fat and green, but honestly... What my little other means

say is the toll of your awesome responsibility clearly weighs heavily on

shoulders. You look like garbage.

Tired, tired. What you need is someone hardworking. Like, say, I don't know,

To get out there and really put a scare into those fleshies. To take some of the

pressure off.

Enough of this.

We've been through this before. I need you here.

Especially this semester.

There's a student arriving. I want you to keep your eye on him.

His name's Casper.

What did I miss? We out of here?

Oh, hey.

Be right back.

I'm leaving now.

Ahem.

Thank you for your visits and your insults and derision.

Seeing you is always about as fun as long division.

We're ready to do only nothing to your skill we can't inspire.

So thanks for not exploding us and setting us on fire.

Jimmy. Look, the important thing is I made the team.

It's a dumb deal.

Jimmy. You should have seen me out there.

It was like you were right there with me.

Why do you see me play in a real game?

There's something I have to tell you. I know what you're going to say, but you

can hide in my gym bag.

Jimmy, they're sending me away.

I have to go to scare school.

What?

What are you talking about?

You teach me all this stuff, I make the team, and now you're going away.

I can't believe this. I don't want to go.

They're making me.

Well, if you don't want to go, don't.

I'll find a way to come back for your games.

You promise?

Yeah, I promise.

Will someone walk me down?

The arms nailed to me side.

Little help.

How come on a school bus, I'm always the one who ends up sitting on the hump?

Get off of me.

Just playing with you.

All right, listen up.

If you're new here, and most of you are, I'm Thatch.

This is my last year here, and basically, everybody here

does what I say.

Hello, ladies.

Oh,

you're scary.

Once a year.

Hey, buddy.

No shirt, no shoes, no service?

Rover, off the furniture!

Stop me before I sing again!

So, what's your shtick?

You like a dirty pale kid?

I beg your pardon?

I'm a zombie, and proud of it.

I can see why.

Listen up, reject.

Given how pathetic you are... I guess I'll have to spell this out for you.

What I don't want to have to do is bite you in the neck and turn you into yet

another mindless, hypnotized follower.

Any questions?

Yeah. How's that seat taste?

Goodbye, Casper.

Give an old ghost a hug.

Okay, well, I'll see you guys.

This feels heavier.

Just checking that he has everything.

You weighed his butt sandwich, didn't you?

In his travel column.

Ahoy, matey!

Welcome aboard the Scare School Schooner.

Ahoy. But, um, Mr. Captain Pirate Driver, sir?

Arrgh. Both your eyes are covered.

Not to worry, laddie. I've got me the GPS.

GPS? Diving Parrot System.

All right, Biggie. Which way be we facing?

Back forward.

I know we're facing forward, you sad excuse for a seagull. Which direction

is forward facing?

What do I do?

I'm sorry.

It's me pirate temper.

Where are you?

I have a cookie.

That's a playing card.

Well, blast it.

Where'd you put the cookies?

Sorry. Taken.

Hi. I'm Casper.

Hi.

Hello.

Nice hair.

Dang.

A friendly girl, huh?

Now I mean everything.

Um, excuse me.

You're a ghost.

Why don't you just walk through me?

I try not to do that. A lot of people find it rude.

Rude? Well, guess what?

You either walk through me or turn around and get off this bus,

ship, whatever.

Hey,

diggy that.

Ghost, you are toast.

it says I ran out of pink thread.

Do you want black or chartreuse?

Just hurry up.

I've got a ghost to teach a lesson to.

I can always put it in the sewing machine.

No, no. Take your time.

So, are you new to the school too?

Yep. First year.

I'm Mantha. Hi.

Casper.

Raw?

Like raw, raw goateen?

Like a cheerleader?

Yeah, like totally. I'm a cheerleader.

I'll see you boneheads at the pep rally.

Pep rally?

Yummy. What are we going to wear?

I don't know. You look so good in blue.

Why are they sending you guys to scare school?

I have unraveling issues.

Nobody's sending me here. I signed up.

People are...

He's putting zombies down. And I am here to show them that zombies are just like

everybody else.

And I gotta work on that.

That was great, the way you stood up to that vampire.

I know, that guy is such a jerk.

I don't know, maybe he was just kidding around.

Oh yeah, and I suppose the mighty Horus doesn't look down upon us with his...

All seeing an omniscient eye.

Mommy joke.

Watch your step. Watch your step.

Watch your step.

I fell off me own boat.

Why don't you warn me, you scurvy peck -headed pigeon?

How am I supposed to know where you're going?

You couldn't. You can't. I'm sorry.

It's me pirate nature.

Here, have some croutons.

Those are dying.

No wonder me have. has it been so crunchy.

Thanks for the smooth ride, Captain.

I liked how you eased up on the anchor just before we stopped so the boat

wouldn't jerk.

Nobody's ever noticed that before.

But I'm sure everyone appreciates it.

Well, see ya.

What a nice lad.

Such manners.

That was a dirty trick you pulled up there, Casper.

You are so...

History. I didn't mean to hurt you, Thatch.

I'm not hurt. You can't hurt a vampire.

Where are the mountains?

I think they're over there.

So anyways, here's the leader of the underworld,

Kaibash.

Take a good look around, students. These walls are lined with pictures of the

Great Ones.

Those who have gone before.

And every single one of them began as you are.

Students here at Scare School.

Outcasts, misfits, losers, rejects, pariahs,

also rats.

Wannabes, delisters. We get it already.

Whether you're a ghost, or a goblin, or a gorgon, mummy, or

even, I don't know, a zombie.

Typical anti -zombie attitude.

We, all of us, have something in common. Those of us who are pushing dough at

all. Share a common destiny as creatures.

What is that, Destiny?

To scare humans.

Why? We do it to preserve something called the balance.

Balance, balance.

Simply put, if we scare humans too little, they'll rise up against us.

And if we scare them too much, they'll rise up against us.

You'll be learning more about this in the months to come.

The humiliating, demoralizing, excruciating months to come.

Anywho, study hard, good luck, etc., etc.

Your headmasters will now lead you in their school song.

Dismissed! Well, they're all yours.

Are you alright?

Stop being nice!

What's wrong with you?

Excuse me, sir.

That was Casper.

Hopelessly friendly.

But don't worry.

I'm keeping an eye on him, boy.

Just one thing. I'm gonna need a cool robe like yours.

And my own office.

One of you will bite something.

Okay. Just throw them?

There's no such thing as scaring humans too much.

Humans are creature bait.

They scare me.

It's what they're there for.

Settle. We won't have to abide by Kaibasha's rules much longer.

What do you mean? He wouldn't give us a treasure? I don't get it.

Then we'll just have to put the kibosh on kibosh.

I still don't get it.

That's right.

Alder and Dash personally assigned me the job of keeping an eye on Ghost Boy.

And I'm going to deputize you two to help me.

Is it going to hurt?

Which funk do you want, Ra?

Neither, thanks.

I brought my own.

Five minutes to lights out!

Gee, this place sure is different from my pyramid.

I think I'm getting sick.

Don't worry, Ra.

You're not alone.

Everybody here is feeling the same thing.

I miss Casper.

I can't even remember what the little guy looks like.

Oh, yeah.

Don't, don't, sniffle.

Absolutely not. And they don't get wobbly lips like this.

Never.

So I vote we pull ourselves together.

Three, we pull ourselves together.

One, two...

So

how are we going to get rid of Kaibos?

Unfortunately,

there are no ghost -eating insects.

You think too much. Thinking never accomplished anything.

No. Thinking thinking never accomplished anything never accomplished anything.

I consider hypnotism, but its effect on ghosts is marginal at best.

Infanted swords.

Swords useless.

Then I discovered this little beauty, the vacuum of Atlantis.

Push this button and it sucks in whatever's in front of it.

Ooh, let me see.

We have to be very careful because it only works one.

Push the other button.

Why do I always get picked to do this?

Got you something. Kind of a first -day present. Thanks, Thatch.

See, Ra? I told you.

Everyone's basically friendly.

What is it, Thatch?

Atcheron Beetle. When you startle it, it sprays the worst smell in the universe.

Ghost Boy's gonna stink till he graduates.

Poisonous? I'm allergic to poison.

No, he's cute.

Hey, little guy.

No,

no, you're doing it wrong.

Give me that.

All right, all right, quiet

down.

Welcome to Science Class, where you will learn the science behind today's modern

scaring methods.

I am your teacher, Sir Degree Burns.

Today, class, we will be discussing the science of scaring fleshies.

When the fleshy is afraid, he begins to run, causing heavy breathing.

Moisture forms under his arms, on his forehead.

and on his upper lip. What do we call this moisture?

Anyone?

Scare juice.

Scare juice is secreted by metal tubes here, here, and here, which are attached

to an electric pump inside the fleshy's stomach.

This pump is powered by a tiny monkey.

That is why it's best to scare... This is all wrong.

This causes the fleshy to stare upward in horror, allowing the monkey to look

the throat, panic, and start humping.

Actually, Mr.

Burns, sir?

Yes?

That moisture is called sweat. It happens to humans after any kind of

exercise.

Wrong!

Skeletons, metal tubes, monkey in the tummy. But I actually know some humans

and... Silence!

after school for detention.

Everyone else?

Yeah. Tough

break.

Getting detention on your first day?

Was it awful?

Nah. It wasn't so bad.

Flyboy? You got detention too?

I got stuck between the door and the screen door.

So

what's on

for tonight?

You want to study together?

I'm pretty wiped out.

I think I'm going to turn in early.

Good night, guys.

Good night.

They're hanging from the ceiling.

And it's all sticky.

And it was sticking to me.

And I couldn't get out of it.

What the hell is this?

Everything's going great, Ma.

I got a B -plus in lurking.

I'm real popular.

Yes, I'm drinking enough blood.

I gotta go.

your ghost.

Come back here, runt!

I really appreciate you taking all the things down, Captain.

Think nothing of it, laddie. We was heading in that direction anyway.

Besides, I know what it's like to have a best friend. Right, Vicky?

Glad you feel that way, Cappy.

Because this best friend just had an accident on your shoulder.

Remember, it was an accident.

Biggie, you didn't. I'm of a mind to kill on you, you guano -dropping,

fox -faced swamp.

Jimmy, get out here. We're going to start.

Where is he? He promised.

Don't do that.

You scared me.

Sorry. I was worried you weren't coming. I got here as fast as I could.

Casper, I don't know about this.

These other guys are really good.

Jimmy, you can do this.

What are you so nervous about?

You're gonna be here, right? For the whole game.

Jimmy! Now!

Coming! Coach!

What are you so nervous about?

Double overtime and I will be chewed out.

I'm telling you, he's up to something.

I don't know what it is, but... Then don't bother us.

You're right. I'll work on it.

I'll conduct more surveillance and come back to you when I have more concrete

evidence.

I'm sort of like their...

Third head.

So, as students of history, we see the balance as part of

our common... What?

Raw?

Um... History? Correct.

Let's watch a short film that explains a little more about the balance.

I always get picked to do it.

tough to deal with villagers who chase you into a windmill and teasing children

who call you bullpen.

A bride who runs off with your dark

Part of you did.

Why are you helping that student?

Uh, to be real mean and then tough and, uh, grr!

And to kick her with her own foot and, uh... See me after school.

Actually, sir, I already have detention with another teacher today.

Does, um, tomorrow work for you?

That's it!

You're out of here!

Poor ankle.

We miss you so.

So anyways, here's that Casper kid.

You wanted to see me, sir?

Casper, it's come to our attention that you have been disruptive in several of

your classes.

Yeah, they say you keep being nice.

We despise nice.

Nice makes us sick.

Also ratchets sometimes.

Also, we're hearing things about you from our top secret undercover spy.

You mean that?

Absolutely not.

Wait a minute, Donald, what's that?

Quiet, you nincompoop.

And what our spy is telling us is that you're up to no good.

But I thought no good was good.

No! No good is good.

But the way you do no good is no good.

You follow?

No. Good.

Now then, between whatever it is you're up to and all this niceness we've been

hearing about, you're probably the worst creature in this entire school.

And not worse in a good way. You're a disgrace, Casper. And frankly, we've got

lot more important things to deal with.

Yeah, like taking over the world. The world.

Which is just a fancy way of saying work of other faculty members who've fallen

behind. But where was I?

Ah, yes, Casper.

One more mistake and we will take great pleasure in banishing you. To the Valley

of the Shadows.

Ever hear of that? Um, yes, sir.

Well, whatever you've heard, it's worse.

As you walk the narrow, twisted trail that leads to its threshold, icy winds

will chill you to the core, and your only companions will be the screams of

poor, doomed creatures who have walked along the path before you, never to

return. Please!

Give me one more chance.

One and only one.

Now go.

Who could that be?

Um, I put an ad in the paper, uh, to rent Casper's room.

Why'd you do that?

Well, the place feels so empty without him.

We're not always like this. Usually we're lots of fun.

I'm doomed.

I'm gonna be banished to the Valley of the Shadows.

Casper, don't talk like that. We'll help you.

Well, how are we gonna do that?

Casper is friendly, which I think is a good thing, by the way, but he is

Rah! Then after he gets banished, we're next in line because we're friendly too,

which again, I think is a good thing.

Rah!

Casper. The three of us might not be scary.

We might not even be spooky.

But we are smart.

We can find a way to make everyone think you're scary.

We just have to use our head.

What are you looking at?

Go on.

I'd like to focus.

That's what seems to be the problem.

It's Casper. He scared me and ruined my experiment.

Really, Casper?

Nice job.

Their school has been guarded by the slimiest, sliveriest, and most fearless

monster in all the underworld.

Nothing frightens him, which is what makes him so dangerous.

Where is he?

I don't see him.

I just did what ghosts are supposed to do.

Good boy.

Here's your treat.

You dropped these.

Thanks. That was really nice.

We won't tell.

Did you see the look on Thatcher's face when the gym teacher dragged him out of

there? I knew he popped a stick.

Trust this conversation will remain between us.

Captain, I'm glad we're alone.

Um, actually... I've just been talking to your best mate, Jimmy.

You know, your fleshy friend who you ain't supposed to be swapping secret

letters with?

Well... Captain, can we talk about this later?

No! He says the game you're secretly sneaking out to got moved to today!

Don't let this note get into anyone's hand.

Not even your friends.

Trust them, though ye may.

Uh, thanks.

You're more than welcome.

Do you know how dangerous this is? I made a promise to a friend.

Well, if he wants to send you another note, you better get the address of the

Valley of the Shadows.

You're right.

You're both right. But 6 .30?

I gotta go.

Jimmy, I'm really sorry. I missed your game.

But we won!

And I scored the winning goal!

You did?

That's awesome!

You were right, Casper. I can't do this.

Um, I just wanted to say thank you for saving us from that monster today. That

was pretty cool.

Yeah.

Um, Casper?

Hey, Casper's not in his bed.

Ten thousand years here, wiping the noses of these helpless, cretinous

creatures. Do we get a statue?

I don't think so.

I was speaking rhetorically. We don't get a statue.

Ah, too bad the real kiboshes are made of stone.

We could smash them and crush them and... Little other, you just had a

very smart idea.

I know I did.

You... Don't know what it is, do you?

No.

If we turn him into stone... You still don't get it, do

you?

Not really.

Your faith in me has paid off.

Now what?

It's Casper. He's not in his bed.

Neither are you. Yeah, but I'm riding on him.

So if he's not in his bed, where is he?

He's on that ship. Come on.

You better be right about this, or you better not be wasting our time.

Thanks, Cap.

Anytime, Cas.

There he is.

We'll be right back.

Everybody, what's up?

Is this some kind of fire drill?

You know what's up.

Well, I'm up because you woke me.

He wasn't here because he was on that boat.

Boat? I wasn't on any boat.

I was here asleep.

Right, Ra?

Yeah.

We were asleep too.

They're lying.

They're all lying.

I'm the only one here telling the truth.

This was obviously a complete waste of our time.

And I think he was our specially deputized spy. He wasn't. Oh.

Well, if you'll just excuse me, I'm gonna get back to sleep here.

Wait,

what's this?

Ooh, a letter.

Hasbro. My soccer game got changed to today.

I'll see you at 6 .30.

I know you'll be there. You haven't missed one yet.

Signed, your human friend, Jimmy.

A certain student whom we need not identify has done the worst thing it is

possible for a creature to do.

Eat somebody's meal?

Cattle? Wear socks with sandals? He has befriended a fleshy.

Lest any of you get the idea that this sort of thing is okay.

Tomorrow we'll be going on a little field trip to D -Town, where any

who fails to scare Fleshy will have to answer to us.

Don't take it out on them.

Everyone else shouldn't have to suffer for my mistake.

Scaring Fleshy isn't suffering. It's what we do, right?

Oh, and by the way, Casper.

Your assignment is to scare a particular fleshy.

No one named Jimmy.

Chin up, laddie.

You'll sail through this fog.

I'm sure of it.

Thanks. I feel so bad they took your parrot away to punish you for helping

They did?

Blame the parrot.

He's a mighty fine bird.

He deserves better crackers than I give him.

Do you think you'll be okay to steer?

No worries, matey.

I can navigate by smell.

What? Maybe we should think about getting on another ship.

What do you care? You're already dead.

No more interruptions. We can spend the day making a petrification potion.

Return Kaibot to stone. First ingredient.

Three painfully extracted nose hairs.

No!

Uncle Fatso.

I want you to meet my friends.

I mean, talk to me.

Rob, Manta, these are my uncles.

Stinky, Stretch, and... Hello.

I'm sorry, who was Fatso?

Joke!

I hate to break up this little tea party, but it's time to go to work.

What?

And the final and hardest to obtain ingredient, a

horse's smile.

What can we test it on?

It works!

But we don't know if it'll work on a ghost.

When the students return, let's try it on that Casper Brat.

It's your time, kid.

Casper, is that you?

Don't be scared.

I'm turning on my flashlight.

A -plus, kid.

I hear you got an A -plus.

Yeah.

Thanks.

How's the little guy look?

Like, really pale.

He's a ghost, you bonehead.

Oh, yeah.

Dear Ron Manta, thanks for trying to help me, but I'm not getting out from

There's only one place left for me to go.

Looks like the balance will have to balance itself without me.

Goodbye. I guess forever.

Your friend, Cassie.

Oh, man!

I can't believe he's going to the Valley of the Shadows.

We have to tell the Headmasters.

Sirs!

Sorry. I couldn't stop.

It's about Casper.

What a coincidence.

We were just about to send for him.

Where is the little fellow?

He ran away.

He what?

To the Valley of the Shadows.

But we don't have him.

Who can we use to test the...

Do something.

His uncles will be so upset.

That's right. He has those idiotic uncles who are also ghosts.

Fetch the ghost uncle so that we may test, I mean, comfort them.

Who are you?

I'm the monster inside you that wants to make plushies run and feed her.

That's not what I want.

You're not me.

Maybe not yet.

But I'm... You are no longer someone like me.

It has to be better than being out here and scaring my friends.

Think of all the humans left to scare.

It screams.

I know who I am. And the ghost you want me to be.

The ghost who scared Jimmy.

That's not me.

It's Matt Boyd, today's game of Tannicle Ball.

Come on to our base.

Slam it, Fitzy.

Oh, you want to play?

Hey, look, the moon.

You're a werewolf, aren't you?

Well, be more aware.

Ha, ha, ha, ha.

Excuse me?

Are you Aunt Spitzy?

I'm Spitzy, all right. But there's only three fellows ever call me Aunt.

I think they're my uncles.

Not so stinky and stretchable.

Holy moly!

If they're your uncles, you must be Casper.

Look at you.

You've grown so much since... I never saw you before, but I'm sure you must

grown, right?

I'm confused.

I thought the Valley of the Shadows was... awful.

If you're one of those scare, scare, scare types, I guess it would be.

So let me guess.

You don't like scaring. You enjoy fun and you like making friends.

Yeah. How did you know? Look around, baby.

That's all of us.

A place where everyone's like me? Except with more hair.

Oh,

a cat.

We'll never see him again.

Alder and Dash must have some risk to plan or they wouldn't have called us.

Are we going the right way?

Okay, I can find the headmaster's office in my headstock in the toilet.

Which I once had to.

Casper's uncles.

Finally.

Is there any news?

Is Casper all right?

We don't know yet.

Come in, come in. So sad.

Terribly trying times.

Hey, hey.

Just the family, okay?

If we knew what was going on, maybe we can help.

Maybe we can find out.

Ew! Oh, put it where I can see in the office.

It's terrible.

It's awful.

Yes, it is. Because it left us with no one to test this on.

What?

Will it help get Casper back?

No, it won't. But it'll help us take out Kibosh. We're going to freeze Kibosh in

stone, then start a reign of horror against the fleshies, leaving us the

and merciless rulers of the underworld.

And the overworld.

Uh, thanks.

What is it? We haven't tested it on ghosts yet, so, like, we just told them

everything and, uh... If this doesn't turn you to stone, we'd appreciate it if

you forget everything I just said.

Run!

It works!

Hey, can we smash them into ugly dust?

Later. First, we deal with kibosh.

Summon Kaibash to the school for an emergency assembly.

Okey -doke, boss.

We've got to find Casper and kill him.

Casper's the only student who ever praised me navigate.

I can see why. What?

I can see why Casper would praise you. You're a very...

That's those privateers stole me parrot.

Oh, I've threatened to stuff him with his own crackers and cook him for every

meal I ever ate.

But I'm lost without the little feller.

This isn't so bad, really. Fresh wood shavings, nice solid perch.

Oh, who am I kidding?

I've missed that naughty sea dog.

This is the most fun I've ever had.

Hey, Belle, Murray, meet Casper.

Ahoy,

Casper. Hello, Casper.

I'm Belle.

That's Murray.

What's wrong?

Sorry. You just remind me of somebody I used to know. Yeah, we get that a lot.

Someone has to go in.

Not looking me. No creature that goes through your gate when air

returns. But we could send someone who's not a creature.

What?

Oh, please don't gobble me guts with your ravaged demon teeth

now. Please.

Hi.

What if he can't find Casper? Give him another minute in that festering pit of

inhuman suffering.

Thank you.

Lemon Square?

I don't mind if I do.

Oh, wait!

There's something I have to tell you.

The headmasters have turned your beloved uncles to stone.

My uncles?

My nephews?

What do you mean?

How could that happen?

I don't know for sure, but I know they plan on doing the same to Kibosh.

Then nothing can stop them from scaring the whole world.

I don't understand.

How could Alder and Dash do something so horrible?

Alder and Dash?

My sweet little Alder and Dash would never do that.

You know them? I'm their aunt.

I'm their uncle.

We're their uncle.

We've always been a tight -knit family.

Some would say we are as close as close can be.

Sharing one body You simply

have to learn To get along

I love

that tune!

Alder and Dash were always the nicest boys.

Alder -like magic tricks.

And Dad just loved music.

Boy, they're nothing like that anymore. What happened to them?

After we were banished, the shock must have made them turn horribly, horribly

horrible.

Remember, this is what happens when you're

I've got to stop Aldrin Dash and save my uncles.

That wimpy ghost banished himself because of me. How awesome am I, right?

This had better be good.

Oh, it will be.

But first, your goodbye song.

What are you talking about? I just got it.

Thanks for your inspections and promotional rejections. We both enjoyed

about as much as painful ear infections.

We'll never have to waste another minute looking at you.

Oh, goodbye, Mr.

Tabach. Hello, Mr.

Statue.

Doesn't seem like you know so much about balance after all.

Time to unleash our fury on the fleshies of Deedstown.

Uh, third, uh, suggestion.

Seeing as how my diligence and spectacular treachery pretty much puts

you are today... The ship's gone.

Where's that perfidious pirate?

Wait, he left a note.

Arrrr.

What do we do now?

Take the Viking ship.

I hate that Viking ship. I get seasick and there's not enough room for my side

of the leg.

Well, what do you want to do? Let's wait for the pirate to get back. That's a

stupid idea. He could be gone for weeks.

Fine. We'll take the Viking ship.

Happy?

If only I'd been there.

Maybe I could have done something.

Are you kidding?

You're lucky you were here. We're all lucky.

This is the only safe place in the world.

I've got to go back.

I've got to save my uncles.

But you can't go back.

How do you know?

Because you can't go back.

We're banished.

That's just how it is.

But have you ever tried?

Listen, kid, we've got hot and cold running happy here. Why would we?

This is the one place on Earth where we're allowed to be ourselves.

Where we're allowed to be friendly.

We've all agreed.

What's the point of being friendly if you can't be with the people you care

about? And what's the point of being safe if my

uncles and your nephews...

And your family members are all in danger.

And what's the point of being happy if being happy means being afraid to stand

up for what you believe in? Now, come on, everybody.

Let's go show those guys that just because we're friendly doesn't mean you

push us around.

Follow me through the terrifying vortex.

How about one last time down the water slide?

Yeah, one more time.

It's been

long enough.

Ha!

It's true.

Nobody can return.

We thought we'd lost you for good.

A gal goes away for a couple of hundred years and everything changes.

That cement shopper wasn't here.

Don't worry, Jimmy.

I'll protect you. Yeah, just like the last time. I was wrong to do what I did.

But we've got to pull together.

Right now, friendship is the only thing that can save us.

Now here's what we're going to do.

Come on, you cowards. I'll take on both of you at once.

That is four of us.

Uh -oh.

but I can't hold them off forever.

We're glad to see you, too. But you've got some explaining to do. What's all

this about taking over the world, upsetting the balance, and turning

into stone?

It was his idea.

No, it was your idea.

Boys, no fighting.

Say, is there something behind Alder's ear, Murray?

A shiny quarter.

Maybe we might even sing a song for you.

If you stop trying to scare the entire world and undo this mess you've

made. And turn all these creatures and people back to normal.

But, Ankle.

No buts. Do you both understand us?

Yes, Ankle.

Not so fast.

I don't have any two -headed feet. freak to turn me into mush, and I know the

quarter -behind -the -ear trick.

Trick?

There's a new king of the creatures, and his name's Thatch. I'm gonna be a

merciless, world -dominating legend.

And you know what else I'm gonna be?

Oh!

Excuse me?

frothy mocha chai? Oh, I want a frothy chai mocha.

What just happened?

Tell me, you bony, blithering hook -fingered flea magnet.

Hey, what did I do?

I'm sorry. I'm awful sorry.

Here, have a... What's this?

It's your fig...

Sometimes it's hard for everyone to get along.

Tell me about it. Sometimes we need a friend to show us right from wrong.

We're all connected in one way or another.

If we sing the notes together, then we're strong.

Sit here, ass pussy.

No, next to me.

I'll sit next to all of my boys.

We'll take turns.

It's always great to have your back, Aunt Betsy.

What we're doing here today is very unconventional.

I'm allowing it because I owe you a debt of gratitude for, you know,

saving me, your uncle, the balance, the whole world, etc., etc.

That's okay.

I know you think I've been hard on you.

I have.

But it's been for a reason.

This is a picture of me and my best friends when I was your age. You were

friendly too?

Growing up is hard.

Learning to be scary is hard.

But I know you'll figure it out.

Thanks. Come on, Cass!

a set of hinges so I could clap my hands.

Arr! What's our position, Vicky?

Well, you be standing and I be sitting on your shoulder.

No, you feathered fathead. Are we over the stadium?

Look! How am I supposed to know what you mean?

I'm sorry.

Honest, I am. Excuse me. Huh?

Am I done yet?

You missed a spot.

How do you know? You've got patches over your eyes.

Keep swabbing, matey.

Keep swabbing.