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Grandpa, what the hell are you doing?

I was just wondering what you were doing.

I'm just listening to a true romance podcast, I guess.

Um,

I don't know. Maybe you were listening to something else. Maybe something,

like, foreign or something like that.

No, Grandpa. It's true romance. It's just romantic stories about people in

Not sexual.

I mean, yeah, not sexual.

I don't know about you guys these days. I mean, we've just watched stuff on TV.

Now you're listening to it.

But can I listen to it?

I mean, if you want to, yeah. I just want to see what it is that you're

into. I mean, if you want to.

I just wanted to make sure it's...

No,

Grandpa, they go in your ears.

Oh.

Which one's wrong? Grandpa, that's the right one, and this is the last one.

Okay.

It shouldn't hurt.

Okay. Let me press play for you.

This is not adult.

This is not porn.

No.

Why do you think it's porn? It's just romantic.

Grandpa, I know you're not my real grandpa, but you

can't. Why are you always like this?

I kind of like.

Okay, maybe that's enough.

You're getting too excited.

It shouldn't be that big of a deal.

That's pretty racy stuff.

No. Oh.

Wow, I mean, that's kind of racy.

I mean, you know, I would, maybe I'd like to listen a little bit more.

No, I think you've listened quite enough. I don't know why this is so

to you.

It's different. It's kind of.

Again? Yeah.

Really?

You just go back to looping into it. I'll just sit here.

And I'll just watch you. So you're just going to watch. You're

not going to be creepy, right?

No.

I won't be creepy.

That's creepy.

Okay?

You know, I'm a cuddler. I know you are, Grandpa.

Okay. Can I just listen to my podcast, please? In peace?

Mm -hmm.

Okay. Thank you.

Wow,

Grandpa. What is...

I'm going to pretend that I don't see that.

I'm not even going to, I'm not even talking to you right now.

Grandpa, all the time.

I appreciate that.

Thank you.

So what are they doing now?

Well, it's kind of hard to follow along when I'm being distracted.

I'm distracting you?

A little bit, yeah.

Okay.

Hmm.

Boom.

See, this is a little bit better than those stories.

Yeah. A little more real.

Yeah, you're right.

What do you want me to do with it, Grandpa?

Like the story was saying, she put her mouth on his.

enlarged organ.

And she started to suck on it.

Just like the story said.

See?

The sounds are more realistic.

Wow, your cock is so big, Grandpa.

I never would have realized.

I don't think they said that in the story.

She tries to swallow it whole.

You can try, Grandpa.

I don't think it can exist.

See, Grandmother doesn't like trying to do that.

She gave up 30 years ago.

You trust all.

This is part of the story.

I haven't written that far yet.

He buries his face in beautiful young.

My ex -boyfriend was.

Oh, my God.

Oh.

Oh.

Grandpa, I like the way you look in my eyes.

Oh, fuck.

It's so tight.

You should still try, Grandpa.

Oh my

god, it's so deep.

just to feed that you know pussy with a big cock is that what they would say in

the story I never really felt horny I am all the time just

like young girls

do

That's the way she sounds too.

She's telling me to fuck her. Yes.

Stop.

Thank you.

Maybe it was made to be in one of those podcasts, huh? Mm -hmm.

Mm

-hmm.

You can take advantage of me now.

It's only fair.

Yes.

That's how they would write it in a story.

What?

Thank you.

Yeah.

I've never had this one.

I've never had them.

Are you down here?

Are you down here?

Yeah? Huh?

You think?

Yeah. No, don't worry. I'm okay.

You just... Oh,

shut up.

Oh, come on.

Yeah, let's just do it.

Oh,

fuck.

Yeah, you are. You're fucking crazy. Yeah.

You like it?

You really, really like it?

I have to do this.

I have to.

Why don't you just put those earplugs back on?

Oh, yes. Yes, you may come in.

I'll take you again.

Okay? I'm going to give you a little secret.

I can't let Grandpa find out about it.

Oh, my God.

Especially not my mom.

Yeah.

I don't want your load to come back.

My what?

Your load.

Grandpa, you don't know what load means?

I used to drive trucks.

That means I want your cum, Grandpa.

Oh, okay.

I need to teach you this new lingo that we're using. Oh, please.

Do I come inside you? Do I come on your boobies?

Where would you like Grandpa to drop his load?

What about on my face, Grandpa?

Have you ever came on someone's face before?

No. No? Grandma never lets you come on her face?

No.

Oh, unfortunate.

Why are you saying that?

Yeah. You want to come on my face, Grandpa?

Yeah. Yeah.

So, you just drop to the ground and then I just come on you? Yeah.

Yeah. Really?

You can take my face off however you want to.

Oh, fuck.

Fuck. It's so deep.

Oh, my God.

Guys, look how many animals are here.

I didn't even use my truck.

You're so fine, Grandpa.

Oh, the gum tastes so good.

Really?

Okay.

Maybe I should get something to clean you up with before

somebody shows up.

I don't know what the fuck is going on here.

You're right.

Grubby should go take a shower.