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All right, guys.

I think I got this all set up for the three of us here together.

Today, I've got something special. You always have something special. Something

really special you're going to flip out. All right. I'm almost afraid to ask.

Okay, I know you are. We know better. Yeah, I know.

What happened was, I figure we've been messing around with a lot of amateurs.

Uh -huh. Okay?

Not that we don't like that. Oh, no. It's been great fun.

It's been great fun.

But I thought we would take it another step up.

And I ran into a friend the other day who has a good friend who owns Bang

Ooh, Bang Brothers. Yeah. That's a big porn company. Big porn. Yeah. Big porn

company. They got a bunch of lines that they do. That's big time stuff. Right.

And I called the guy up. Yeah.

And I told him what we do.

And you said, we want to work for him.

No.

And then he did what we did. That would be the day.

And then I said, you know, I explained what we do. And I said, could you send

some, could we hire one of your girls to come out? A professional.

Professional. Okay.

And he said, no problem. I'll send you Alea.

Alea. Alea. I like the name too. I like the name Alea. Nice ring to it. Nice

ring to it.

We're going to go from being the experts with a newbie to being the newbies with

an expert. When the teacher becomes the student.

She should be coming momentarily. What does she look like?

I'm going to tell you she's a red bone.

Wait, what's a red bone?

It's a lighter skinned African American woman.

A mixed woman.

I never heard that before. Well, maybe you would know it better by High Yellow.

No, that's a different tone. That's a different tone?

Well, I don't know all the tones.

They've got tones. They've got tones.

Okay. They're so complicated.

Okay. So the thing of it is, is that she's a girl, right? So we get that.

That's really the criteria.

When you see her.

you're going to know she's a girl.

She's a woman.

She's going to teach us a few things.

I'm sure she's going to tell you what to do. I was going to say, if Bang

Brothers is using her, she's got to be a woman. She's got to be pretty.

Old dogs, new tricks, gentlemen.

Sit up and bark.

I'm going to turn this off and we're going to wait for our visit from

All right, folks. Now we have Aaliyah. Did I pronounce it right, sweetie? Yes,

you did.

In our midst.

And Aaliyah, you are a professional porn star. Is that right?

I would say so. Wow.

Impressive. See, we think we're big deals, you know, because we do stuff

amateurs.

You okay there, Frankie?

He's so excited.

And we think that we're real hot and bi -okay.

But these are just amateur girls. I don't think we've ever been with a real

star. Yeah, that's true.

We've been sort of swapping around here.

Yeah, this is a big treat for us.

How's it like you're going to be our professor today?

Yeah. So I'm like... You're going to teach us.

I'm going to teach you how to have sex, but y 'all should know. Don't y 'all

have kids?

We know, but we want to even know better.

Yeah, you would be the professor of pornology.

I don't know if I'd be a pornologist.

I'm a dick psychologist.

That's a sub -genre there. It is. Yes, we can work with that too.

But I mean, not to be rude or anything, but... Do y 'all ever, like, get hard

and still come?

Oh, yeah.

Let me just say this to you, sweetie. You're going to find out. We may be a

little older, but we're not dead.

We also get by with a little help from our friends.

A little help from our little friends.

Now, what do those do?

That is the famous blue pill.

Okay. So I'm going to hand them out. One, two.

My boy, Duke.

One,

two, my boy.

Thank you very much, sir.

We're ready to go.

Yes, very nice.

Oh, my. You are beautiful. Thank you. You are absolutely beautiful. We'd maybe

like to see a little bit more of you if we can.

Oh, my goodness gracious.

Can I touch that? Of course. Would you like to touch that? Those are

spectacular. Whoa, just a beautiful girl.

I feel like we're leaving you out. You want to come grab her? No, don't worry

about it. Everybody gets their time of the day.

Frankie, do you like her hair?

I love her hair.

I don't want to mess it up because it's got such a nice little braid.

Oh, thank you.

She'd be gorgeous if she shaved her head.

Those are perfect.

Oh, aren't they?

Those are all just perfect.

Look at this. I mean, with your hair, sweetie, are you part Indian?

Yes, I'm part Cherokee, actually. I'm black, white, beaten, region, Cherokee.

Racially incorrect, Frankie.

How embarrassing.

Oh, I definitely do not mind at all.

Oh, and you have the little, oh, my God, the piercing. Yes, I do.

Both nipples. I definitely do.

Ouch.

You want to do me a big favor, sweetie? What is that?

I want you to get up and I want you to turn around and show the camera your

booty. My booty?

Yeah. In fact, you can take it off. Let me get in focus here.

Yes, indeed.

Oh, yeah. We're taking this to the next level. Beautiful. Yeah.

Absolutely beautiful.

Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Take the skirt down.

Definitely. A little bit there.

If it hasn't got caught. If it hasn't got caught. Duke's playing with the

merchandise already.

Well, how can you help us? There we go.

Spectacular. Look at that. Oh, my.

Oh, nice.

Oh,

beautiful. Gracious me.

Beautiful. Oh, my. I mean, that's Frankie's.

Thank you. Yeah. I've got to give you the frame is Frankie initiation.

Ass kisser. Always was.

Oh, you're beautiful, Leah.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'd love to have her in my teepee.

Put this camera right into there.

Oh, my. Come on over here, honey. Natural look there. I like that.

Thank you.

I like that. Oh, my. Yes, indeed.

You like that, Glenn?

Yeah. I think I need a cigarette.

No.

I'm good. I'm good.

Without the blue pills, all you needed. Oh, no. Blue pills are not even

necessary.

Do you like the view?

Beautiful view. Beautiful.

Oh, my. Pink on the inside.

Beautiful creamy color on the outside.

Oh, my.

I love her coloring. Thank you.

Red bone.

I was supposed to get my asshole bleached the other day.

That's why it's all shaved, but they were all closed.

Well, your asshole looks wonderful to me. Thank you.

I wanted it to be one -tone because, you know, that's what porn stars do.

Oh, is that it? We don't know that end of the business.

Of course, we'll explore it. We have no problem with exploring.

What lessons do you think you might be able to impart?

I think that you love to eat pussy. Well, that is the first order. It's not

about receiving pleasure, but it's about giving pleasure.

You want to switch with Glenn for a little bit? I'm mesmerized.

I can't take my eyes off of this. You're going to be in this. You're going to

have everything. My goodness, would you look at that.

Oh, am I.

Oh, you want me to hold the camera, huh? Yeah, just for a little bit.

Okay, I'll hold the camera.

Okay,

I got it.

Okay.

Oh, lordy.

Well,

the first lesson is pussy eating, so dive in.

Pussy eating, wow.

I can handle that.

Oh, I got a feeling you can handle it.

Just like that.

Oh, that's too much.

Get it real wet and nasty.

Real wet and spectacular.

I spread my ass with both hands.

Oh, yeah.

My glasses are getting fogged up.

I'm over here and my glasses are getting fogged up.

You don't have to see anything. Yeah, you don't have to see anything.

Feel it.

It's okay.

I want to.

Don't want to miss a thing.

Don't forget the asshole.

Oh, yeah.

You got to do it sideways, too.

So Duke can get the camera in there. Are you getting it, Duke? Yes, sir.

Uh -huh.

Uh -huh.

Uh -huh.

Uh -huh.

Uh -huh.

Uh -huh. Uh -huh.

Uh -huh. Uh -huh. Uh -huh. Uh -huh. Uh -huh.

Uh -huh. Uh -huh.

Uh -huh.

Uh -huh.

I thought the title would imply it.

I thought I'd get away from holding the

camera.

God, you are gorgeous.

And tasty, I bet.

Spit on it.

She looks like she's doing a good job there, man.

You smell really good, too.

You know they say cleanliness is next to God.

Amen, brother.

You should focus on the clit, too.

chance to do that beautiful tattoo thank you oh my god help me

oh look at that girl wow

I feel like you've done this before.

A couple times.

And you need a sexologist.

I can always improve.

This is kind of like a master's class.

You never stop learning.

You enjoying this too?

He just died and went to heaven.

Be sure to finger it too.

You need clitoral and also inner stimulation for the G -spot.

While you're eating it. I'm well aware, Frankie.

You should be the sexologist, Frankie.

You getting that G -spot? I think so.

Yes, just like that.

Move your fingers deeper.

I

feel

like Duke isn't getting any kind of action. Don't worry about it.

Let's spread the lips. Spread the lips.

Dude's going to get plenty of access. I'll look at it for him. Show him the

lips. Oh, that looks so sexy.

Well, beautiful.

You like it? Oh, it's magnificent.

Grab it, grab it, massage it. Right now you're just playing with it.

No, you're not hurting me.

I'd like to put it in your butt.

You're real kinky. I think that might be less than two.

That would be the next one. Hold up.

Well,

I think we should move on to the next lesson.

Oh, yeah. You passed this one. Way to go. Way to go, Glenn.

Now, I've just taught you about giving. Now, you're going to be receiving.

Oh, my.

So, I'm going to need you to teach thoughts with me.

I think I'm ready for the second lesson.

Ready? Oh, you are ready.

Well, now, that could happen.

No. Oh, no. We do know. Yes.

It's this lady.

Oh, my God. I took the whole thing. Wow.

Deep throat.

Girl, way to go.

Damn.

Do you like that?

Glad she made you disappear.

I think the lesson here is to hold your load. Don't come too quick.

That's going to be tough with her.

Wow.

Oh, my God.

Where did it go? Oh, there it is.

Boy,

she's making love to that.

This is different than the girls we usually get, folks.

We're not in Kansas anymore.

Tell you that.

Oh,

I didn't tell you she was from Kansas.

North Carolina. Oh, all right.

Power heels. All right.

Next

part

of the lesson is you're going to face butt me.

Oh, okay.

So I'm going to leave my hair here. Uh -huh. And you're going to hold it.

Uh -huh. Mm -hmm. You're going to hold your head. Yes. This one here. Oh, yes,

yes. Uh -huh.

Uh -huh.

Yes.

Oh, look at that. Oh, my God. She knows what she's doing. She got your hand out

of the way so the camera could see it. Yeah, see that? Make it better for you,

Duke. Yeah. Oh, my God.

Oh, don't choke, sweetie.

I know, that's what I like.

You're going to make me gag.

Right. Oh, my God.

Always learning.

How you doing, Duker?

I'm mesmerized.

You're mesmerized. Are you going to be ready?

So do any of y 'all know what POV is?

POV. What do you mean POV?

Um, that's basically where you're just like recording and it's like you are

the camera and it's from your point of view.

I think we should do some POV work.

Don't you think so, dude?

Should we do some POV? Yes, we should.

So this is POV. I've got to get a better vantage point. I see.

Oof.

Didn't know I was a magician, did you?

No, I didn't, dear.

You still

alive and kicking back there?

I'm still alive, baby.

I'm still kicking. I can't believe how good this looks.

Oh, I'd love to come on your face.

Why don't you get up and show us how you come?

Okay. Come all in my mouth and my face.

Oh, God.

Oh,

God.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Oh,

my

finger looking good.

Oh, my sweetie.

That was wonderful.

That was wonderful, sweetie.

Thank you so much, Professor of Pornology.

What's your time now?

Oh, Duke, come from behind the camera.

Wherefore art thou, Duke?

Who wants to get the camera?

All right, well, I've had my lesson for the day here, Duke.

And I think it's your time with the professor now. Yes, our final lesson is

Oh, my.

Are you ready? Oh, I don't know.

Well, the first subsection. He's a shy guy.

The first subsection, well, units of our context will be oral, of course. Okay.

So, you ready?

Yes, dear. You think he's ready?

I think he's ready. I know he's ready, but. Oh, yeah.

Frankly, he's born ready.

Ooh,

you are ready.

Whoa.

God, look at that beautiful face.

Oh.

Oh. Come on. It's that hide the sausage thing again there. Look at that.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

I hope you guys are leaving me in your will.

From the sounds of things, you better leave us in here, Wilk. Yeah, I know.

You're terrible.

Yeah, friends of Blue Pill, it's winter here.

Wow, what a mouth.

I know.

I mean that in every good way.

There it is.

What I noticed is she's aggressive, you know? Yes. And the other, the other, the

amateurs are not.

My God, what a difference.

I said that too, sir.

Absolutely.

I think you caught her by surprise there. I did.

Yeah.

You said she loves her ass beans. Yeah, I do.

Wow. Wow.

She's really got a handle on things here.

She's got a handle on my hand.

That is the most magnificent body we've ever seen.

Pornology 101.

This is graduate school here.

It's a master's class.

Master's baiters.

I'll be master of baiting just thinking about her.

I'm sure everybody else will.

I see that beautiful face.

I know.

Wow.

Some serious skills.

Are we as good as those professional porno guys that you usually deal with

there? You are. You're fabulous.

Thank you very much.

I was going to say, you probably don't want to hear that answer. Did we answer

your question whether we get hard or not? You definitely did.

Well, I haven't seen you get hard, but I may see that in the near future.

In the near future.

Yeah, that's a good shot there.

Oh, yeah.

Are you sure you haven't done porn before? You had the porn move.

Just amateur stuff.

That's right. You've got to put your hands on your hips, face the other way,

right?

That's why we have a pornologist here.

Help us. Good archetype.

Wow.

Whoa.

Oh.

Make my whole body quiver. Oh.

Oh.

Oh, man.

Making my body quiver. I ain't getting no. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Why are your legs shaking?

Yeah. You have a lot to do with that. Actually, you have everything to do with

that.

Getting closer.

All right, let's see a little bit of... I think you're ready for unit

two. You're ready for your... Lesson two?

Play with the clip.

Just like that.

You're demanding.

She's teaching, you know? Yes, I'm teaching. Not demanding.

She's our professor of pornography.

Look at that beautiful pussy.

It's especially good with my dick in it.

Oh, yeah.

That's a beautiful clip.

Thank you.

And it tastes good, too.

Yeah? Yeah.

Wow.

Oh,

I feel so good.

Oh, I feel so good.

You're always trying to find a way to get into the snow. No, I'm talking about

you.

This is Duke's scene here. All right.

I choked.

Choke you?

I choked faster.

Not caress me, choke me.

She likes it rough.

Now tell me how much you like fucking my pussy.

Oh, that is the best.

Fuck.

I can talk dirty to you. Yeah, talk dirty to me. I really like that.

I have all the blood that's gone to my little head.

Who's your little daddy?

I'll supply the... Yeah, supply the dirty talk. All right.

Oh, that pussy looks so nice.

Slip of the paint there.

Little brush you have there.

Beautiful, baby. Your hips, your little nipples are hard.

Very nice.

Very, very gorgeous. Oh, my God.

Talk dirty to me. Treat me like I'm a slut.

Don't romance me.

No. I'm fucking you.

She likes that because she wants to be a whore.

You got it, Frankie.

You like being Grand Captain's little whore?

Yes. Go ahead, Granddaddy.

He's twerking. A little twerking.

Give it to it.

Get yourself nice and comfortable.

And I'll see if I can get that moving target.

That is a moving target.

There you go.

She'll do all the work. Look at that bitch do all the work. That's hot.

That's some twerking. Now there's the kind of twerking I'm talking about.

Just like that.

You like your little butt up in the air like that?

It's hot, baby.

Oh, man.

That's a beautiful butt.

Thank you. Thank you.

I think she is a dirty little slut.

Yes. I love every inch of her hair.

It's so hard.

Fuck me hard.

That looks great.

I want you to turn around and suck my dick, really get it really wet, and then

turn back around again so I can fuck you some more, okay? There you go.

Here, get them, get them hot.

Get them good and wet.

You're treating me like a little horse.

Yeah, good and wet.

I think you like socks.

Okay, yeah.

Is the union deep enough there, little slut?

Take that cock.

Take that cock good.

Give it to me.

Just like that. That's our Indian blood coming out.

She's a Cherokee.

Oh, you got a little belly shirt going on?

It's a new fashion statement.

That's beautiful.

Sexy, aren't I?

You told me that sexy is what's stuck in her.

I hear her complaining.

I can feel those muscles twitching in her butt. It's so sexy.

Now I want to ride you.

You want to ride me?

I don't know if my heart can take that or not. Yes.

Of course.

Ready? Yeah.

Exposition. This is love to dive bomber. Oh, my.

The tree climber. The dive bomber.

Oh, my God. Look at this.

Now, that's being a dirty little whore. I mean, that's really great angle here.

She likes that click real good.

I think it's good if he's raising his feet off the floor.

Good shot.

This is gonna be exciting I just know it I just know it

You're going to push me off the couch.

Oh, let's go.

Oh, yeah.

This is why Aaliyah is a porn star. Oh, yeah.

She knows that.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Whoa, yeah.

This is how you ride a dick.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Just grind on them for a second. I'm going to take them all and

on them.

I'll disappear and not be with the pussy.

This is the witch.

Sit up.

Sit up. Sit up? Yeah, sit back. Sit back.

I love the way she takes charge. She is a demanding girl. I am. Perfect.

Exactly what we need. Oh, yeah.

And now, I'm nose to nipple. Yes, you are.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh, it feels so good. Oh.

Oh, yeah.

You see that Glenn?

You see that pussy with my dick in her? You see that beautiful butthole?

Spread those cheeks apart. Spread them.

You sound

like an old blues singer. Oh, yeah.

Oh, baby.

This is definitely not the blues.

This is maybe gospel. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh,

God. Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Wow. That's hitting some magic spots in there that just feel tremendous.

I really feel like we're doing like real porn.

I'll have to dub it.

Oh, fuck.

Your heart feels so good inside me. It feels amazing to me.

Beautiful.

You gonna come for me?

You want me to?

I'll give you some of this heart for another second or two.

Okay, okay.

Okay.

Oh, I think I missed your mouth.

I got everything but. Take your time there, guys.

Wow.

That was a mess.

That was absolutely the best ever.

Wow.

Now that concludes our lesson in sexology.

From our expert pornologist.

Can we stay after school?

Yeah, we were bad.

Yeah, we were bad. We had to stay after school.

Wow. See, this is what happens when you call bankrolls.

Call them again.

Okay. Hey, you old dogs, we learned some new tricks today, didn't we? Oh, man.

That's coming from the oldest dog of all. Oldest dog of all.

Just kidding, Frankie.

You're not kidding, is the truth. We had a great time, and she was a great

teacher. A professor of pornography. Yeah, pornography. I think we've moved

to the next level. I think you got a master's degree.

A masturbator's degree.

We're good to go, and I'm thrilled. My knees are still shaking.

That's not all. She was gorgeous.

She's going to be a hard act to follow.

It will be a hard act to follow. Hard all the way around. All right. So until

see you again, guys, have a great day.

Ciao. Bye.