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You tell me about this.

Whoa.

Oh, the shirt? Yeah, the shirt. I'm not even talking about the bracelet.

Tell me about my bracelet.

Nice, natural.

I would have done it before, but I'm going to do it again.

What this is all about is, for those who don't know, I turned 60 this year.

Did you know I turned 60 this year? I did.

Somebody knew.

Okay, so.

Being that there's not too many 60 -year -old guys in the biz, I thought

let's... Not too many.

Just you.

Okay.

Let me finish. Go ahead, sir. All right.

Unless you have something to add. Ignore me.

Oh, just because I can go to Denny's and eat off the senior list.

Okay. Anyway, so the whole idea is...

J. Crew lay 60.

Let's see if I can lay 60 girls in a year's time.

So far it's been slow.

And I'm honest with everybody.

You know, it's just I'm a little bit behind the curve.

I just have to make up for it later on.

And... How far are we going to win with your birthday?

June. Okay, so we have until June.

Yeah. Yeah, so I may... Because, you know, technically I should have been

one a week. It hasn't been there. So I'll just have to double time it.

maybe. Hurry up.

Well, the thing is, as you know, you can't do content that easily. It's all

about scheduling and stuff like that. Okay, so you're not counting scenes

booked for.

Correct.

So it's like, you know, we were scheduled before, right? And something

Okay? And that's just what happened. So you just work that way. That's why it's

been slow. Anyway, back to the story.

Lacey, six in one year.

Okay? And the thing is, we have fun, we talk about whatever.

We nut all over her and then afterwards we sign it.

Why do you want to sign it? Well, we sign it, you know, because there's fans

there who would love stuff like this.

And what we'll do is compete our fans.

Her fans versus mine. Who would really want this shirt with my all over it and

with her smell all over it too.

So, whoever wins it.

Then those proceeds go to a charity of her choice or my choice.

But today I'm trying to be a good guy and get like 60 in a year.

Wow.

You just can't please anybody.

How about you come in my shirt then?

Okay, I'll come in your shirt. We've got to make it happen first. We have to

make it happen first. We've got to, you know.

You're hiding the shirt again.

Yeah, we're gonna do reverse cowgirl. We're gonna

do... These boobs are really nice just for those who have never

seen her before, okay?

We'll get the shirt off here. Okay, just leave me alone.

You're from a previous generation of romantic porn.

From the new generation of... Okay, yeah, here we go. There you go.

Millennial.

And from baby boomers. Alright?

You guys just want it now, this, that, and the other. I want to, you know, just

sit there and just kind of... They just want to be fucking choked.

Okay?

They just want to be slapped.

They don't like to be kissed. They just want to be handled.

They just want to be thrown around.

The ship's just kind of ripped off.

Okay? I don't know what's happening right now.

This is what they like.

I've never seen you like this, Jeremy.

Ow!

Sometimes they whine.

I have a small pain tolerance.

She's got a beautiful booty hole.

Something you can't say, she's got a bush.

I do. And not a lot of those millennials have a bush.

I like it.

Keep it open. Okay.

Why does she snicker? I have no idea.

You've never been this aggressive?

Okay. Sex is always making me nervous.

They don't know what they want.

And I tried to be that. Why are you that way?

Okay, which way do you want me?

The old way? Or do you want me in the new way? I don't know. Maybe some lube

the new way.

What?

You guys aren't automatically what? No.

I've been in porn too long.

All jaded and dried out.

Jaded and dried out?

No, you can sleep in one you're still like that

How do you think that that's going to happen?

But you have this giant sausage which is in your leg that I really don't want in

the booty hole.

Jesus Christ. Yeah, see?

Like, that thing's enormous.

I was going to show you a statue.

I don't want to hit you.

Ow!

No, that would be a bad call.

Thank you.

Why does your dick have to be so big?

Can it be normal?

And thanks for that.

Gotta say one thing. It is a very good one.

My pussy?

Oh, yeah. Oh, thank you.

I

got

real close to my one. That's why I had to stop.

Hey! Success.

Maybe he's that old millennial.

One type of thing. You just like it. You just like it. It's like I'm a brat.

Okay.

Brat. You should give me a brat with you.

She's in the game. I'm trying to. Which head? Which head are we getting in? I'm

trying to get one or the other in the game.

All right.

I got to get the whole millennial thing out. It's just a nice -looking girl that

just wants to fuck.

It's got my shirt on.

I'm a nice -looking girl that wants to fuck.

I am a nice -looking girl that wants to fuck.

Yeah.

No, I don't think he did.

pretty bad i know probably feel really tight

talk about it

take

whatever

you want

She's still giggling.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, God.

All right, you want to spin around and do the other side?

So everybody can see the shirt?

I don't want to trade.

You're going to make me do that?

There you go.

And go.

Damn, I'm too arched.

Oh, yeah.

So, so good.

Okay. Can we just doggy or something?

Yes, I will.

Or missionary.

After dog, you can do like a butt pass.

Yeah, okay.

The whole time I've seen you, which I'm going to watch back anyway, see what you

were doing, because I know you were making faces.

I was.

What is the millennial term right now?

Lit.

So that isn't lit.

Okay.

It'll be lit when I get on my knees for you.

Wait right there, I'm going to move up and then we're going to go, okay? Yeah.

I'll chill.

I'll chill.

Her butthole's become self -aware.

What is it?

Present chest.

Oh cool, it's happening.

Yay!

I can feel it because it went on my skin.

It's not a shirt.

Now this is advertising right here, see? Yeah.

Look at that.

I'll do a screenshot.

We did it.

We did.

Now let's see if we can make some money out of it.

So Jay, why don't you tell me about this?

Wow.

Oh, the shirt?

Yeah, the shirt. I'm like, the price.

Tell me about my Russian.

Nice, natural.

What this is all about is, for those who don't know,

I turned 60 this year.

Did you know I turned 60 this year? I did.

Somebody knew.

Okay, so, being that there's not too many 60 -year -old guys in the biz, I

thought let's... Not too many.

Just you.

Unless you have something to add.

Oh,

just because I can go to Denny's and eat off the senior list.

Okay, anyway, so the whole idea is J .Crew late 60.

Let's see if I can late 60 girls in a year's time.

So far it's been slow.

And I'm honest with everybody.

You know, it's just I'm a little bit behind the curve. I just have to make up

for it later on.

How far are we going to? When was your birthday?

June. Okay, so we have until June.

Yeah. Yeah. So I may, because, you know, I'm talking to my guys, I should have

been doing one a week. I haven't been there. So I'll just have to double time

it, triple, maybe.

Hurry up.

Well, the thing is, is that, as you know, you can't do content that easily.

all about scheduling and stuff like that. Okay, so you're not counting

you're booked for.

Correct.

So it's like, you know, we were scheduled before, right?

And something happened.

Okay? And that's just what happened. So you just work that way. That's why it's

been so long. Anyway, back to the story.

At least six in one year.

Okay? And the thing is, we have fun. We talk about whatever.

We nut all over her. And afterwards, we sign it.

Why do you want to sign it? Well, we sign it, you know, because there's fans

there who would love stuff like this.

And what we'll do is compete our fans.

Her fan versus mine. Who would really want this shirt with my all over it and

with her smell all over it too?

So whoever wins it, then those proceeds go to a charity of her choice or my

choice. But I'm trying to be a good guy and get like 60 in a year.

Wow.

You just can't please anybody.

How about you comb my shirt then?

Okay, I'll comb the new shirt, but we're... We gotta make it happen first.

have to make it happen first. We gotta, you know... You're hiding the shirt

again. I love the shirt. Remember?

Yeah. I'll see you like this. The all -reverse cowgirl.

Yeah, we're gonna do reverse cowgirl. We're gonna do... These

boobs are really nice.

Just for those who have never seen her before. Okay?

We'll get the shirt off here. Okay.

Hi.

You're from a previous generation of romantic porn.

Yes. From the new generation of... Okay, yeah, here we go. There you go.

Millennial.

And from Baby Boomers. All right.

You guys just want it now, this, that, and the other. Yeah, I want to, you

just sit there and just kind of, but they just want to be fucking choked. Oh,

goodness gracious. Okay?

That's exciting.

They just want to be slapped.

They don't like to be kissed. They just want to be handled.

They just want to be thrown around.

Their shit just kind of ripped off.

Okay? I don't know what's happening right now.

This is what they like.

I've never seen you like this, Jim.

Sometimes they whine.

I have a small pain tolerance.

She's got a beautiful booty hole.

You hiding that shirt?

You put me on my front...

Something you can't say, she's got a bush.

I do.

And not a lot of those millennials have a bush. I like it.

Keep it open. Okay.

Why does she snicker? I have no idea.

You've never been this aggressive?

Okay. $60.

They don't know what they want. And I tried to be there. Why are you that way?

Okay, which way you want me?

The old way? Or you want me in the new way? I don't know. Maybe some leave in

the new way.

What?

You guys aren't automatically what?

No.

Been in porn too long.

All jaded and dried out.

Jaded and dried out?

Say that three times fast.

No,

you can sleep.

I know you think that that's going to happen, but you have this giant sausage

between your legs that I really don't want in the booty hole.

Jesus Christ. See, that thing's enormous.

I'll lose your expression.

Ooh, it hits you.

Thank you.

Don't do it.

You put your ring on it.

You hurt my dick.

Jesus.

Jay,

why does your dick have to be so big?

I don't know. Can it be normal?

Maybe it doesn't matter. Maybe it doesn't matter. I mean, if it's that

your... Yeah.

It's in the fuck.

Thanks for that.

Gotta say one thing. It is a very good one.

My pussy?

Oh, yeah. Oh, thank you.

I

got

real close to my one. That's why I had to stop.

Hey! Success.

Maybe it's that old millennial...

You just like it. You just like the fact that I'm a brat.

Okay.

She's in the game. I'm trying to. Which head? Which head are we getting in? I'm

trying to get one or the other in the game.

All right.

I got to get the whole millennial thing out. It's just a nice looking girl that

just wants to fuck.

It's got my shirt on.

I'm a nice looking girl that wants to fuck.

I am a nice looking girl that wants to fuck. Yeah.

No, I don't think he did.

Pretty bad. I know.

Probably feel really tight.

Talk about it.

Fuck.

Okay.

You just take whatever you want.

How's my cervix feel?

She's still giggling.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, God.

Do you want to spin around and do the other side?

So everybody can see the shirt?

I don't want to trade.

You're going to leave me to that?

Yeah,

I'm too arched.

Oh, yes.

So, so good.

Oh, okay.

Can we get doggy or something?

Yes, I will.

Or missionary.

Not for dogs, you like the butt crack.

Yeah, okay.

The whole time I've seen you, which I'm going to watch back anyway, see what

you're doing, because I know you're making faces.

What?

What is a millennial term right now?

Lit.

So that doesn't fit.

Okay.

It'll be lit when I get on my knees for you.

I'll never understand this thing.

Wait right there. Move up and then we're going to go. Yeah.

I'll chill.

I'll chill.

That was sexy.

I don't want to start to sneeze.

Just keep

spreading

a little bit of lube out there. A little bit.

I hope that I didn't get a notice.

You wouldn't.

I noticed.

I'm very much aware that you're putting your finger up a bottle.

Her bottle becomes self -aware.

Pretty thin chest.

Oh cool, it's happening.

Yay!

I couldn't feel it because it was on my skin.

That's not true.

Now this is advertising right here, see? Yeah.

Look at that.

I'll do a screenshot.

We did it.

We did.

Now let's just see if we can make some money out of it.