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So you can just come right this way.

This is the family room here. You can see it has a lot of potential.

It's a really nice big space, good for entertaining.

You can just visualize all the parties they're going to have here.

Yeah, we do like your cage.

I know, it's a little bit over your budget.

How much over is it? It's about $50 ,000 over.

I know, but I'm pretty sure we can get them down.

It's got a lot of great selling points to it, too. I think it's really worth

extra money.

I know the price is a little higher, but let me show you one of the best selling

points here.

So just take a look at this. Look at this beautiful space out here.

Visualize yourself out here.

Great summer day. You can enjoy this.

My wife does love pools.

We don't have one now, but we used to.

It's really nice. It's a great size. And again, thanks. Perfect for

entertaining.

Huh.

Well, you know, my wife's telling me to make the decision 100%, but I want her

to be happy.

Yeah. I know what she likes. Of course.

She'd love to be in the layout here.

You know, she likes to wear a little tiny bikini in the back.

Well, it's a really private area, so she can definitely do that.

Yeah. You know, and it's really nice seeing her. Could you stand over there

can get a...

Actually, you guys look a lot alike. Can you just kind of visualize?

Sure, sure.

I can visualize a little. Yeah. You guys are a really good housewife.

I mean,

she's a little older than me.

Yeah. So I actually bought one of her bikinis.

Okay. Well, I was thinking maybe just so I could really be able to visualize

myself here.

Maybe you could put this on and kind of walk around by the pool so I could

picture. I don't think so, sorry.

What I was actually thinking is I could probably go $10 ,000 more on our budget

if I could visualize myself here. Yeah, I guess so.

Sure. I mean, whatever it takes to help you visualize yourself here. I'm just

going to go inside and see. Okay, I'm just going to take it all in.

Yeah, keep looking around.

Yeah, a lot of potential.

Oh.

Yeah, it's just like she wears it.

Do you have a better sense of... Well, yeah. You know, she likes to just...

She's on her phone in her bikini, walking back and forth, so... Yeah, I

kind of see you just walking back and... Sure, sure.

Think of how you could enjoy this space.

Yeah.

It's going to be hard not to buy this house.

Yeah,

it's clearly going to be great for you guys.

Is the water cold?

Um, you can check.

Well, he checked the temperature.

He's the one who's wearing it.

Sure, let me look.

It's a little cold, but it's nice.

That's nice.

You're so fair -skinned, just like her. You must be burning, huh?

Um, I'm fine.

No, it's okay, actually, because, I mean, I brought this, so, and, uh...

Yeah, and, you know, I see myself, you know, because he always has me put the

loads, you know, and I don't know what to do tomorrow for.

So I'll go ahead and get you. Oh, um, you don't have to do that. I'm fine.

Um, I'm feeling this cool in here. It makes me think we could probably

up our potential off about $20 ,000.

I mean, if you're that serious about it and you're willing to go up $20 ,000

more, I guess, yeah.

I mean, it might happen.

It's summertime out here. Yeah.

you know this is like one of our favorite things to do in the summer

it could be a great use for the pool space although that means we need like a

winter house you know i don't know if you're able to do

properties a little bit uh you know south but no one says you have to only

know one house right yeah

Look at the pool.

Almost like you're visualizing yourself here.

Almost all done.

You're not going to burn today.

You want to burn here, right? Yeah.

All right, now you do me.

Oh.

Well, all right.

So, you know, this little thing that we do, like I rub the oil on her and stuff,

and of course I like it, so I get kind of, you know, and then she just uses the

oil to kind of... What?

You know. I mean, it's kind of what it's probably made for.

I don't think so.

What if we just add a solid $40 ,000 per hour?

I don't know. I'm just too stressed to think about it. I was a little more

relaxed. I could think clearer.

I guess.

It is private back here.

Yeah. Right?

Yeah, I guess. I mean, if you're going to go up to $40 ,000, I almost guarantee

it's a good deal. And this neighborhood around that.

Yeah.

Half an inch is a lot to pay for a house.

Is this helping you visualize it better?

Yeah.

Well,

you have a really nice penis.

Oh, thank you. Yeah.

She likes when I touch her boobs while she doesn't. It speeds things up a

little. Okay.

Guess whatever helps.

You know, next time you could bring your wife here and she could just be with

you. Probably be ours next time she sees it, huh?

Hopefully, yeah.

She's really into rubbing my balls, too.

Oh, okay. Yeah. Whatever she does.

Yeah, I just want to picture her here.

Yeah.

Just try to imagine sharing this space with her.

After you buy it. Yeah. Yeah.

I'll hold that for you in case you want to use two hands. I'll just give you

more when you need it. Sure.

Thanks. I want to help.

Consider it.

Oh,

my microphone is making out.

No, no.

You're right. Maybe this is a bad idea.

Maybe this isn't at the right place for me at all.

No, no, no.

Whatever helps you visualize yourself here.

Oh, okay.

I'm almost there.

Yeah, good.

It's

not

going to take too much longer.

She usually gets down so I can, you know, give it to her right there.

Oh.

Oh, God, I'm starting to lose it. I'm going to have to struggle.

Sure, sure.

Yeah, I'm, like, kind of really close to that point.

Yeah.

Whatever it means.

Oh.

I guess you can see your wife out here stroking your penis, trying to make you

calm.

Just really, really picture yourself doing that in this house.

Yeah, I can. I can picture it.

Yeah.

I'm sure she'd love this space, too.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

She just hates making decisions, so she just wants me to check.

Yeah.

decision to make. Hopefully this helps you.

I think the seller is really going to go for your offer.

We'll get this happy you put in your offer right after this.

Yeah, that definitely seems like a good idea.

Yeah. I want someone else buying it.

Yeah, exactly.

Oh, yeah.

It's getting closer.

Yeah? Yeah. Good, good.

Don't stop.

Usually she keeps telling me to come on her and it makes it finish.

Okay.

Come on me, please.

Come on my tits. Come on me. I love your cum. I'm kind of stuck. She does that

and boom, I'm like done.

Come on me.

Come on my tits.

Please come.

Please come.

Please come on my tits.

Yeah.

You like calm? Yeah.

Yeah. Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Wow.

I don't... Maybe it's because we haven't been out by the pool for a while, but

that's... It's a lot.

Yeah.

Yeah, sorry about that.

But, I mean, you know what, though?

I guess it's a good chance for you to show me where the master bathroom is.

Yeah, let's go look at that. You go ahead. I'll zip up.

So, this is the master bathroom. The master bathroom's in here, and I'm just

going to go clean up. Oh, of course, of course.

So,

yeah, this is a really nice room.

Yeah.

I can really picture myself here.

Yeah. So how far is your office from here to go do the paperwork?

Oh, it's really close. Very convenient. We can head right over now.

All right. Yeah, I guess I'll just want to text my wife and let her know that...

Yeah, yeah.

Oh, speaking of my wife.

So, I mean, I'm picturing us here.

Mm -hmm.

And I just happened to...

I happen to bring, this is like my wife's favorite set.

I mean, I know where it got it, so I'm going to get her another one after

Okay. But I was thinking, so I thought, you know, maybe you could put

this on, I could picture.

Oh, okay.

I was wondering, I don't really want to do financing.

I have cash to buy the house.

Oh. That speeds up the closing, doesn't it? Yeah.

That would definitely help.

Yeah.

But it is a big decision and there's a house that Richard Kim owns.

I'll try it on for you so you can see. Just visualize it, right?

Yeah. Yeah, let me just try it on.

Wow.

That looks really good, though.

My wife really, like, you know, puts her shoulders back and stands up straight,

kind of the hand on the hips.

Yeah.

Wow, that looks really, really, that looks great.

Yeah, you can just picture it now.

Oh, your nipples are harder than hers usually are. Oh, okay.

Yeah.

Oh, I texted her to let her know that we'll probably have a new home soon.

Mm -hmm.

All right, so I was thinking.

I know it's just for show, but I don't want to mess with that comforter.

I just kind of wanted to see, you know, visualize laying on the bed.

I guess I can just lay on it.

We're so close to closing this.

Yeah, just get it done, okay?

There you go. Yeah.

Just go ahead and lay back.

Okay. Let me just get that, you know, I come home from a long day of work.

You know, because we work a lot because we're spending a lot of money.

Yeah. She kind of poses like Playboy style.

Classy, but sexy, you know. Sure.

Well, maybe a little towards Hustler.

Okay. There. Yeah, like that.

Awesome. All right, perfect. Well, here you go.

What?

Well, I mean, I felt like you'd be embarrassed, like, using your own hand.

I don't understand.

what you're going for here. Oh, you know.

Well,

I, you know, because she loves to make herself come a bunch of times in the bed

and I just watch.

No, I think we've done enough to close this deal. I think we're ready. Don't

think so? Yeah, I do. I do.

It has a remote that goes to it, but I guess we don't have to use that.

Hey, you know, I was thinking about that house on Oak.

Yeah, but that one's $650 ,000.

Well, what if I put that half million cash down on that and then just get a

mortgage for the rest?

You could do that.

Yeah. It's a bit more, but you could definitely do that.

Financing is great right now. I wasn't going to ask Kim to show me that one. We

haven't talked about it yet, though. I wouldn't. I wouldn't go with Kim.

Yeah. She's not willing to do what it takes to close the deal.

You can close the deal on that one?

Yeah. Yeah, definitely.

Do you think you could get him to maybe take 640?

Well, let's see what we can do. I'm open, but I know you...

We could try 640.

Sure.

You know, and I can visualize myself there. Yeah, it's a similar layout.

Yeah, just getting the idea of living someplace else. Picture your wife there.

Space ranchers painting.

Good. Yeah.

Yeah. I can see that.

There's a couple other houses in the neighborhood that are expensive.

Maybe we can drive around and just take a look at those. Yeah, yeah. It's a

great neighborhood.

Great school system.

This is kind of how she wears it.

Yeah.

Yeah, so I would just...

probably something nice in a safe neighborhood.

And it looks really great.

It is a bit more expensive, but I think it's worth it.

Yeah, so whenever you're ready to close the deal, we could just, we could go

over and sign that paperwork. The office is so close.

We're going to look at Oak first, right?

But then we can go there after? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

All right, because I just want to finish, get this deal closed today,

house it is. Yeah, yeah. Definitely get it done today. I want to get in there

before the other buyers do.

Because you know the market right now.

Things are going so quick. You've got to be ready to jump the gun.

I think your wife would really hate to miss out on all these great properties

that we have right now.

Yeah, no, she's definitely ready for me to pick a place.

Yeah, yeah.

Time to decide.

I think we've got a lot of work done here, seen the property. You have a

sense of what you're looking for.

I think you're ready.

Yeah. I feel confident. You're ready to make the commitment.

You're really helping me make the decision. Good, good.

Whenever you're ready to go go look at the houses enough we can we can just do

that

Definitely want to sign papers on something today.

Oh, yeah.

I suppose it would be great to literally own a million -dollar house, though.

Yeah, yeah.

That would be great. A million?

Because they could put a half million down.

Yeah. And have a reasonable mortgage. A mortgage. It would be a very reasonable

payment, too.

So easy to afford. I mean, you're the only realtor I really should use.

Yeah, yeah, definitely.

For a house that nice, you gotta be careful with the deal.

I would trust someone experienced.

Someone who's willing to go the extra mile.

You know.

A million dollar house.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, you can just picture yourself owning that now, telling all of your friends

about it.

Yeah, it's a real accomplishment owning something like that.

My friends will be jealous. They're going to want to buy houses, too.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, well, you know who to direct them to.

Oh, my sister -in -law is so competitive with my wife. They're going to have to

probably get out of an expensive house, too. Yeah, yeah.

You know, we use a plumber. They use a plumber.

We buy a car, they use the same car salesman.

They always have to do what we do.

Yeah. They're going to be stuck dealing with another guy that wants a million

dollars.

Oh, God.

Oh,

I have lots of great places to show, show.

He makes twice as much money as I do.

That asshole would probably buy a $2 million house just to spite me.

I can really picture my wife enjoying herself in here. Yeah.

I agree.

Well, so this is the point where, you know, my wife and I would have

sex. Oh.

So I was just thinking, you know, that's what, you know, just a picture.

Oh, I don't, um,

I don't know.

It's so, yeah.

You know, I mean, you're just doing it to help her get the house she wants.

Well, you know, tell me if this is crazy, but what if we bought this

house as an investment property and then bought the other house to live in?

I think that's great. A lot of people are doing that right now.

Yeah, I mean, that would be great. Like, just as an investment property, and

then, you know...

The other house we buy to live in.

You wouldn't mind handling both those sales, right?

No, no, I would be fine with that. That would be okay.

Okay.

God, I'm getting really excited to think about two new houses. Yeah.

Wait, could you sell our old house for us? Oh, definitely. Yeah, I can

definitely help with that.

Yeah, so you can just picture yourself here, just with your wife.

How you'd spend time here in the bedroom with her.

Yeah.

You know, I think you could really enjoy this space.

Don't you?

Mm -hmm.

Now you look just like her.

So after we close on this house, you won't mind going through this whole

procedure to close on the next one, right?

Um, I mean, I guess that's what it takes.

It's fine.

That's nice.

Yeah. Now you look just like her. Mm -hmm.

So my wife, you know, if she wants us to go faster, maybe we can talk dirty and

we can get done and go sign the house.

Good, good, good.

Absolutely.

Oh,

God.

You can just picture that house in a...

Oh yeah, I can see myself through already.

Just picture that house on Oak, right?

Oh yeah, I can see myself there already.

Oh God, yeah.

It's such a good neighborhood.

I'm looking forward to closing that deal.

Oh yeah.

It's ready to close it.

I think I signed some paperwork.

Oh, boy.

Oh, no.

She said she's meeting with Kim over at a house down the block from the one on

Oak. Really? Yeah, I gotta meet her there.

But, I mean, I'll tell her that we're probably gonna get this one, alright?

Yeah, you're definitely gonna get this one. Yeah, absolutely.

But, hey, thank you for helping me, you know.

Consider some options. I appreciate it.