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Mom, I'm taking you to the mall.

What? I want to go to the mall.

I need to buy some stuff.

Mom, come on.

Let's do something.

I'm bored.

Look, I'm not your personal Uber driver, alright?

Okay.

Don't you want, you could buy stuff too.

There's probably stuff you wanted them all.

We haven't been like in a long time.

I don't need to go shopping.

Make some, Mel, make some food.

We don't have any food. You ate it all.

Buy some more food.

You messed up, Mom. You have to take care of me. You have to do something for

me.

It's the law.

You're a big boy. You can take care of yourself.

Mom, I'm bored.

I see that.

Why don't you go hang out with some of your friends or something?

I don't have any friends.

I do, but they're all boring. They're not doing anything cool.

You think I am?

Well, I'm going to force you.

Yeah, but I can make you do stuff, I think.

You have to hang out with me.

Let's do something.

What?

If you don't hang out with me, I'm going to get into trouble. I'm going to start

doing drugs or something.

You're sitting right next to me. I know, but I could... Yeah, but that's boring.

Let's do something.

What?

I don't know. I'm going to think of something.

Oh, my God.

Is there really no food? Don't you have some video games or something you can

play?

No, I beat all of them.

But, like, when we go to the mall, you can, like, buy me some new ones.

Oh, my God.

That would be fun.

Mm -hmm.

And you can buy us food.

Why don't you get a job and buy your own food?

I don't want a job.

I mean, I will maybe soon.

I'm looking still.

Yeah? But there's no good jobs.

Okay,

I'll leave you alone. What do you want to do, Alex?

What do you want to do? Nothing.

I'll leave you alone.

Don't stare at me.

Yeah.

You don't want to go out?

Does it look like I'm ready to go out? I'm in my pajamas.

I'm in my bed at home. I'm comfortable.

The only problem is there's just this thing that's annoying me.

Truth or dare?

Mom, truth or dare?

You know what that is, right?

Yeah, it's a game you play with your friends at school or at a party or

something. Not that you play with your mom.

But it's fun though. I played with this girl last week at this party.

It's cool.

Yeah, but you're like my best friend.

Mom, you gotta play it. I already said the thing. I said truth or dare.

You have to pick one.

Come on, please.

Truth.

Okay.

What size are your boobs?

Alex.

What?

You're there.

Sorry. I'm sorry. That's just like the first thing I thought of. I'm sorry.

That's how you're supposed to play. You're supposed to like do whatever the

first thing you think of is.

The first thing you thought of was my boobs.

I don't know. They're like poking out.

Your turn.

Truth or dare?

I got a good one.

I dare you to do the laundry.

I already did it.

I did. I swear to God I did.

I'm a good flip phone. I'm probably the best in the whole world.

To be honest.

Really? Yes.

Okay.

Truth or dare?

I'm afraid.

I don't want to play this game.

I'm already playing it. Mom, come on.

It's done.

It's fun. It's better than just...

Not doing anything.

There.

Okay.

I... I dare you to...

Take the covers off

Better

doing take more falling on Okay,

you have to say now

done with this?

Yeah, we just started playing it.

Uh... Let me see.

Alright, so which is it?

Do you have to say it? Truth or dare?

Truth.

How many girls have you slept with?

Mom, that's an inappropriate question. Oh!

You have to play. We're already playing. All right.

Five.

More than I thought.

What's that supposed to mean?

You know any girl like me?

I'm super cool.

Okay. Truth or dare?

i dare you to show me your show me your a

nipple it's true there i

don't even have a shirt off you i'm on you can see my nipples all the time mom

it's not a big deal

I can't even see it.

Okay, fine.

You saw it? Yeah.

It's nice.

What? It's nice.

It's nice?

I'm just curious what it looked like, that's all.

Truth or dare?

Have you ever had sex?

I'm sorry I asked that one.

I didn't do it in your bed or anything, Mom.

You're not supposed to do that when your parents are home.

I didn't make... Well, you didn't even know. If you didn't find out, it doesn't

count. It's not even bad.

Truth or dare?

Do you like having sex with dad?

That's not the topic we should be discussing.

I just, I'm curious.

Why?

It's just a question, mom.

Not always.

Okay, you guys.

We gotta go.

Come on.

Can we be done with this?

No.

You're having fun.

I'm not. I'm bored.

Say it.

I'm bored here.

I'm not wearing any underwear, Mom.

You're the one that wanted to play this game.

Okay, you lose.

It's fine.

No, I won't do it.

I'll do it right now.

Fine, I'll do it. Okay.

Come on. Okay.

No underwear, huh?

Whoa, okay.

Sorry. I did it. I didn't lose.

Nope, you didn't lose.

Wow.

Okay.

There's that.

You dare me to do it?

I did.

This is your game. This is all your fault, you know. No, you started playing

Okay, yeah, okay. It was my idea.

I don't even know what to say about that.

It just happens sometimes.

I can't help it.

Well, you're playing truth or dare with your stepmother.

Ask if it's your nipple.

I had nothing to even do with that, probably.

No? No.

It happens all the time.

I think this game is over.

I think we need to go on about our day and you need to go out of

the room now.

No, we're still playing.

need to stop this game i don't think your father would think too kindly of me

looking at your erection

oh who cares

he's never home anyways who cares

i mean we're already playing it

I'm trying to get you.

Shit.

If... If you

and dad weren't married...

would you think that I was, like...

Why don't you just answer the question?

But, um... That's nice.

It is?

Okay, you guys. All right.

Sing it, sing it.

through the day

have

you ever thought

of me

All of you.

I already know.

Truth or dare?

Dare.

I dare you to touch my pee -pee.

Come on, it doesn't count.

Well, I did it. You're done.

No, I wasn't.

Seriously.

Why can't I do that?

That was a dare. I had to do it.

Wait,

I'm supposed to...

Am I supposed to go or are you supposed to go?

I'm confused now.

Wait, no. I'm supposed to stay up.

Stay there.

There.

I dare you to sit on my lap.

Is that so?

Yeah, that's what they are.

What are you going to do if I do?

There they are.

You played this game?

Is this how it ended up?

No, I just touched her boobs.

This one's way better.

I was just hoping I could see her boobs.

I don't know