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Hey, how's my favorite stepson in the whole world?

I'm your only stepson.

I mean, true, but still, don't be smart with me, mister.

I'm fine.

Where's your phone at?

It's out here, staring into the world, looking around like a complete

or what?

What's going on?

You want to help me?

Yeah, I'm practicing stoicism.

I don't buy it. You're being pretty distant lately.

Just out here by yourself.

I'm fine. I'm just thinking about stuff.

I don't know.

Could this be about Chrissy?

The breakup?

No, I'm fine. I'm over that. I'm fine.

Okay, you know you can talk to me about literally anything.

Come on. Yeah, I'm a little...

I feel a little weird, but I'm like, it's not, it's fine. I mean, she's going

to, she's going to, you know, a lot of states. So it's like, I know it's not

going to work, you know.

It's just, um.

Sweetheart, there are plenty of fish in the sea.

You are a young, handsome man. You can get any girl you want if you apply

yourself. But if you're just here, sitting on the couch, looking into

you're not going to find anybody.

I hate to break it to you. It's not, I mean, it's not that simple. I mean,

like... It is. You just gotta get out there.

Why don't we get outside?

Get out of here. Go to the mall or something, you know?

Get some fresh air. Get your mind off everything.

That's what you really need.

You should do that. I'm good.

Come with me.

Don't make me go alone.

Come on. I mean, I guess I could.

Yeah.

I'm fine. I just, you know, I don't know. The truth was kind of a...

Special girl, you know?

Special?

What kind of things you did that, like, you know, I've had a couple girlfriends,

like, that, I don't know. It's just, it's not going to just, I don't know.

What?

I think I get what you're saying here, but not quite.

Hmm.

Further explain.

Let me hear.

Talk to me. Open up.

Come on.

You can tell your stepmom anything.

No, just like, you know, like, well, it's like the things you would do with

mouth. Oh, sexual.

Oh, I mean. Sexual things.

Shit, I wasn't going to.

Okay, no, no, no, it's okay. No, mom, I was supposed to. You know how I am. I

was thinking that. I was trying to make up something else.

No, tell me. I want to hear the real.

truth i want to hear no okay so i'm all ears right now okay we should not listen

i just she was really fun to do stuff oh yeah that's good more than some other

girls okay i get what you're saying now i get where we're going i get it you

know me though i'm just the same way um well i

mean you know how i am you see me

We've been around each other a long time now.

And you've seen the way me and your father are with each other. We can be a

little frisky.

Yeah, I mean, that's... Yeah.

Yeah.

So, like, what are you saying?

Well, I'm just saying that I've been around the block, and I know what I'm

talking about.

And I know... Yeah, but you... Yeah, you have to ask. It's like you guys do

stuff all the time.

Oh, my God. Please tell me where we started with that.

Your father's been away for a long time doing business things.

Hopefully, that's what he's doing.

It's been pretty dry in the bedroom lately.

And, you know, we've got to, you know, every day.

Oh, honey, stop.

Don't act like you don't know what I'm talking about. He came back to visit

like, like last week for a couple days. You guys didn't... No.

Oh, no, he, no, he...

busy working on the garden and shit now i'm just going through it with

you that sucks yeah it's probably just the work yeah i mean that's what i was

thinking hopefully it's just work it better be just work but yeah no i

i know exactly what you're going through i know

I'm cool with, um, going to the mall, I guess, if you want. Yeah, yeah.

Maybe we should go do something.

We should go do that.

Okay. Okay, come on.

I was just gonna take a shower.

Were you spying on me?

No. You were, weren't you? No, I wasn't. I was just taking a... What are you

doing with this?

What the... We can't be doing that.

I'm not doing... We're not doing anything. I know exactly what you're up

not. I wasn't. I just... Why are you in the bathroom?

I... I don't need to answer that. I just...

What are you doing here?

Nothing.

Listen, you can't be doing this. Is that cock right here?

Just all up in my face? Like, you know that me and your father are having

and then you have this thing here.

Ow, ow, ow.

Why do you get really horny?

You need to keep this big thing away from me.

You know how horny I've been lately.

Because you're dead to me? Yeah, because you're dead.

Okay, I'm sorry. You're ignoring me. I've been telling you about this. Okay,

Mom, but you're squeaking really hard. I can think about it. I can't even think

straight. I can't even talk.

You can't tell anybody about this.

Okay, I won't. Can you hear me? I won't.

And I wasn't even doing anything. I was just going to take a shower.

Yeah, right. I know what you're doing. I'm your mother. You can't be doing

I knew you were spying on me. I saw you.

Okay, I'm sorry. You're alone.

Exactly.

Don't say a word to anyone about this. I'm your mother. Okay, I promise.

Keep it shut. Okay.

Get out of here.

Mom, you sounded like you couldn't think about any of that kind of stuff.

Listen,

I'm so sorry.

I had to get away from your father. He's stressing me out.

I just needed to sleep.

I'm so sorry.

I was just going to take a quick sleep and then leave before you woke up.

What time is it?

It's early.

Shit.

Let me get out of here.

It's okay. Mom, you can sleep a little more if you want. I don't care.

Are you sure?

Yeah. It's cool.

I won't be weird or anything.

Oh, sweetheart.

I can feel you.

What?

Hey, what's going on?

Mom, you're in my bed.

I'm sorry, I get boners in the morning. I can't help it. I can feel you.

Okay, sorry.

Come on. Here, what is... I cannot sleep with all this.

This huge cock. Are you kidding me?

Sorry, Mom. I just... What is this about?

I... I... I mean... I can't help it. Look at this.

Are you kidding me right now?

Do you know what time it is?

I'm trying to sleep.

Okay, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I just don't think... I mean... Mom, do you think it was a good idea that

after... What happened to get in bed with me, Mom?

Come on.

I'm just taking a sleep, you know?

Nothing.

I can't think straight with this thing rubbing against me.

Listen, I'm going to get up. I knew this was a bad idea.

No, Mom, don't.

Look, Robbie, it feels good. I'm a good mom.

You are a good mom. It feels good.

Come on. I should go.

You should put your mouth on it.

I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to put my mouth on it.

Why would I do that?

Because you want to. I'm not going to put my mouth on it. I'm a good mom.

I'm a good mom.

I'm a good mom.

I'm a good mom.

You are, mommy.

I just want to make you feel good.

I'm a good mom, right?

Yeah.

I have my needs, too.

Stay between us, okay?

Yeah, of course, mama.

Mama, come on.

Shh.

Oh, wow.

Okay, that feels good.

See?

Just go with it.

Of course he never did that.

There's a lot of things Chrissy never did.

I've been there. I've done that already.

Oh, my God.

I can't believe Dad asked me that. This is actually crazy.

He needs to give me more attention, I'll tell you that.

um um

Alright,

alright, it's good.

We need to be quiet.

I don't want to wake Dad up.

Okay, yeah, yeah.

He's not going to hear us, Mom.

Be quiet.

I'm just gripping on it.

You know what you're doing Chrissy's a fool

secret.

Just stop.