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Yo, um, I'm at your house, but I don't see your car.

Oh, yeah, it's because I'm not there yet.

Um, I'm down the road a little bit. It's going to, you know, I'll be ten minutes

before I get home.

Just go ahead and go inside.

Oh, nah, it's okay. I'll just wait for you.

No, no, no, no. Seriously, go ahead.

Yeah, but I don't really know your girlfriend. It's kind of weird just

hanging out with my stepdad's girlfriend, like, without him there.

All right.

You told her I was coming?

Yeah, how far down the road are you?

What?

How far are you?

10 minutes away.

15, maybe. Okay, that's fine. I'll go inside. Just hurry.

Okay. See you when I get there. Bye -bye.

Oh,

hi. Hi.

Ethan. Hi.

Nice to meet you.

Uh, nice meeting you too. Peter told me so much about you.

Oh, oh yeah? Like, good things to hope? Yeah, of course.

He didn't ever tell me how cute you are.

Oh, uh, thanks.

Yeah. What was your name again?

My name's Harper.

Oh, I'm more of a hugger. Oh, okay.

Whoa!

Friendly, huh?

Yeah, come on in. We don't have much time.

Harper what?

Wow.

This place has changed a lot.

Yeah.

So... I'm so glad that I could have you over.

Yeah, yeah.

I'm glad I got to meet you. Peter seems really happy with you.

Yeah. Which is good because, I mean, after him and my mom, I don't know if

ever going to be happy again.

Yeah. It was really crazy.

Yeah, super crazy. Crazy breakup.

Yeah.

Speaking of breakups, do you have a girlfriend?

Uh, no.

No, no, you know, kind of just keeping my options open.

Do you like older women?

It's kind of weird.

Yeah,

I don't really care.

It's just more like personalities, you know.

Yeah, I get what you're saying.

So, Peter wants me to get to know you and tell me something about yourself.

Well, I like younger men.

Peter's old as hell.

Well, I like older men, too, but I like younger men.

Okay. Yeah.

I'm more into, like, favorite color. I don't know. I've seen both, like,

I like to have sex a lot. I have a really high sex drive.

So, like, sex is, like, one of my hobbies. I have to have it all the time.

Right, yeah, yeah.

That's my favorite color, too.

Well, anything not sexual that you enjoy?

Not really. Mostly just, like, to have fun.

Okay, yeah. Oh, you should punch you a lot.

Yeah. Cool.

Um, okay.

What are you doing?

Just, like, getting to know you.

Uh, I don't think that's what Peter would want.

This is the best way to get to know each other, like, you know.

Yeah! Oh, yeah, yeah.

I mean, you're hot, but, like, Peter's very close to me. Come on. And I

wouldn't want to upset him for a little game.

Oh,

I'm being tested right now.

It's like, what do you want us to do? You want us to get to know each other,

right?

He wanted us to get to know each other. They talk about hobbies.

Yeah. Favorite food.

I don't know. What's your favorite food?

Dick.

Of course. Why wouldn't it be?

Wow.

You're already hard. No, no, no, no, no. I'm not hard. Because of that, I was

already hard when I came in here.

I'm hard a lot.

Sure.

Sure you are.

Oh, fuck. I'm sure you are.

Come on.

We don't have much time.

Okay, okay, okay. You got to stop.

What the fuck is going on?

Come on, just pull it out. I just need to see it. I want to see it.

No, I'm not just going to pull it out.

Peter, like, what about him? We're getting to know each other just like how

wanted. He wanted us to get to know each other, Ethan. Don't think that's what

he meant. Do you want to let him down? We're supposed to get to know each

No, I don't think that's what he meant.

Please, can you just... Can I please see? I'm getting kind of bored. No, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm bored just sitting here. I need to see it.

Please. Oh, God. The temple is in my ear right now.

Um... Peter's going to be home, like, any time, so... We have ten minutes.

be fast.

Sorry, Peter.

Sorry to finish it.

Okay.

Fuck.

You're driving me crazy.

Oh, fuck. I'm such a piece of shit.

Do you think I'm a piece of shit?

Oh, fuck.

Such a nice cock, Ethan. Wow.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

I'm going to just do my stepdad. I'm going to do it right.

Suck those fucking pills.

It was all her idea.

That is clearly not what I had in mind.

But you said just to really get to know each other. I thought that you meant,

like... Yeah, I didn't mean by sucking his dick. I mean, what, Ethan? I tried

tell her, too. I expect more from you.

I wanted to know her favorite color.

Come on, honey. It's okay. I mean, like, can I not leave you alone for a fucking

second? You wanted us to get to know each other, though. Yeah, but clearly

that intimately.

Honestly, I'm very confused here.

Honey! But, you know... I mean, can I not leave you alone for, you know, an

hour? Just come sit down. Come sit down and talk with us.

What? Come sit down. I should probably get out of here. I think... No, no, you

sit right there.

You're involved in this too.

I mean... Babe!

Why?

Well, that's gonna happen. And when that happens, I can't walk into this.

You know I have a high -spec drive?

Yeah.

Right?

Right. And you left me alone all day.

Yeah.

And then you invited over your young, hot stepson.

Did you know that he has a big old dick?

No, I did not know that.

This is not helping anything.

He does.

All right, listen, babe, here, look.

Look, I'm sorry, all right? What the fuck?

I didn't mean to, you know, leave you alone for that long.

I just, you know, I had to take care of a couple errands. I mean, will you

forgive me, honey bunny?

No, I like the sick in you. Okay.

I guess I can forgive you, but maybe we can all kind of hang out

together. What do you think about that, Ethan? I think I should probably get out

of here. What do you mean hang out together, babe?

Just all of us can get to know each other.

You mean like what you were doing?

Yeah.

No, no, no. We can all do it together.

No, no, no. We liked it. You know what? You like it?

You always have the best idea of love.

Thanks, honey.

Oh, my gosh. I love you so much.

Wait,

you're okay with this?

I mean, you know, it's not something that we do all the time, but, you know,

I'm, you know, come on, man. I mean, it's not like you're my... son or

I mean, yeah, I get that part, but like... Wait, what?

You want me to fuck your girlfriend with you?

Well, I mean, you know, maybe just this one time.

I mean, look at her.

Yeah, yeah, she's hot.

You guys have like a weird thing going on.

Aren't you mad at me? Like, don't you want to beat my ass or something? If it

makes her happy, it makes me happy.

Thanks, honey.

You know what, as a matter of fact.

There you go, baby.

Yeah, guys, I think I'll probably just head out.

Come on.

Yeah, she don't want to join in?

I mean, come on. I mean, obviously, you were interested before.

Yeah. Is it fucked up if I leave now?

Yeah, it would be. So, you know, just go ahead and finish it. You know, finish

what you started.

Yeah,

it's never helped my stepdad fuck a girl before

We're all trying new things. Sharing is caring.

Yeah.

She's doing pretty good with her jobs.

Aren't you glad you stayed?

I think so.

Ready to hit this far.

Should we go all the way, I guess?

Oh, yeah.

Sure, it's okay, honey.

Yeah. I mean, you're the guest.

You're my guest.

How does it feel?

Oh,

nice. Yeah, you like that? Yeah.

Damn.

You said you don't.

Suspect.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh, my God, that's so hot, baby.

You

know

what? Ethan, come over here and sit down.

Just sit down. Sit down right here.

Over here? Yeah, right here.

Hey, baby.

I want you to ride that cock.

Okay. Yeah, can you do that for me?

Yeah. All right.

There you go.

There you go.

Take all that cock inside you.

Oh, yeah, that's right.

Oh, yeah.

Does that fill your little pussy up? Uh -huh.

Yeah,

you like that, don't you?

Yeah. I know you do.

Oh, yeah.

in Nigeria.

Oh.

Keep going, keep going, baby. Keep going.

That's it, keep going. Just keep right back up, baby.

Yes, yes.

Oh.

Oh.

Fuck. Oh, that's it, baby. Keep it going. Oh, fuck. She's gonna make me

my God.

Oh, she's gonna make me cum. Oh, she's gonna make me cum, too. Really? Yeah.

Oh, fuck. She wants to cum on my face.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck. I like that.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, that's it, baby.

I can't believe that just happened.

Oh, wow.

Well... Oh,

Ethan, uh...

Welcome to the family. Yeah, thanks, sir.

A little new and upgraded version.

It's a really fucked up family.

I had so much fun.

Thank you, baby.