Original subtitles

kawaii nante sonna koto ittcha dame desu

You mustn't call us cute!

fuwa fuwa

Fluffy and lighthearted

ichigotachi ga yattekuru

The strawberry girls are coming

urusai koe ga chikazuite kuru

Loud voices are coming closer

fuwa fuwa

Fluffy and lighthearted

ichigo tachi ga yattekuru

The strawberry girls are coming

amakute suppai kaori ga suru

They smell sweet and sour

chiguhagu na iro de iimon

It doesn't matter if the colors are mixed up

rakugaki shichao

Let's draw some graffiti

shippai mo atarimae dayone

It's only natural that we'll make mistakes

watashitachi wo yurushite agenasai!

So you'd better forgive us!

okoranaidene, okoranaide

Don't get mad, don't get mad

suki ni sasete ne

Just let us do what we want

otona niwa wakaranai

Adults can't understand this

suteki! kiseki! kanpeki!

Amazing! Miracle! Perfect!

kawaii nante sonna koto ittcha dame desu

You mustn't say we're cute!

totetsumonai egao

Dazzling smiles

mashimaro na onnanoko

Marshmallow-y sweet girls!

I-C-H-I-G-O Girl!

S-T-R-A-W-B-E-R-R-Y Girl!

Go, go, girl! "Ichigo" LOVE!

Go, go, girl! "Strawberry" LOVE

They've gotten so big!

If they keep getting bigger we might have to change the tank next year.

Are they really gonna get that big?

If you let them, they'll get this big!

I see...

They'll be as big as a whale when you're an adult!

Really?

Go! Weird Doll Number One!

Why did you do that?

They're both scared now!

Hey! I made that in art class!

That's why I said "weird doll."

It's not a doll. It's a tribal clay figure.

Never mind that, it'll make the water dirty. Take it out already!

Look! They're gathering near something.

Is it this?

It's so cute.

You changed cell-phone straps?

Yes. It'll be Christmas soon, you know.

I see.

And Santa-san is coming.

First Snow

There's nothing to do.

Nothing to do?

We were assigned plenty of homework!

It's a pain in the neck. Let me copy yours.

I don't wanna!

Don't lower my seat for no reason.

Do your homework later!

There's nothing else to do, right?

Why don't you go home?

What's your problem?

Chi's just too damned serious.

Hmph, I see. She's too damned serious.

Ha, too damned serious!

Damned! Serious!

Shut up!

Didn't you say you have a report to write too, Onee-chan?

Unlike you, I have a lot of friends who will let me copy theirs.

I have lots of friends, too!

I swear, if either of you get in trouble because of this, I won't hear of it!

Ana-chan, Matsuri-chan, do you have any homework?

We do. But, only a little.

I already did it during recess.

Oh, so Matsuri-chan is too damned serious too.

Ha ha, Matsuri-chan is too damned serious!

Matsuri-chan is fine the way she is.

Right!

Just shut up, will ya!

I was supposed to be ignoring them!

Hey, if you won't be the straight man, then who will?

I have no idea. It's not my responsibility!

Good-bye! I'm not going to waste my time on you anymore!

Oh well. Then...

Today, Matsuri-chan will be the straight man.

Huh? What's a straight man?

Ah-choo!

Miu, can you pass the tissue?

Okay.

Tissue. Tissue.

There you go.

U-Um, she meant this one, right?

Boring. Matsuri-chan, you're boring.

You're doing the right thing, but it's not quite right.

I know! Let's get Chi-chan to show us an example!

Thank you for your support, everyone.

This is your local paper recycle man.

Stop bothering me!

Oh, so that's the way to do it.

If you're really that bored, why don't you go outside and play?

Okay, let's go, Chi-chan!

Are you even listening to what I'm saying?!

I'm telling you to go with Onee-chan and them!

But it's cold outside.

And the weather is supposed to get worse.

Really?

It's supposed to turn to rain or snow tonight.

Rain or snow...

I prefer snow.

Well, Santa-san rides a sled, right?

So it's best if the snow piles up in time for Christmas.

Santa, huh?

It makes me wanna smoke.

Does Santa-san smoke?

I never heard of that before, but...

The chimney!

Let me see.

Huh?

Nothing.

When I don't have any, it makes me want to smoke all the more.

Brrr... It's cold.

Let's try playing this!

Paper Sumo?

Mine's finished!

It's certainly a featherweight.

Featherweight?

After all, a Sumo wrestler has to be big!

That's too big!

You're thinking too small!

Chika's Nose!

Why?

Shouldn't that be Chika's Flower?

That's not my point!

Would "Chika's Ocean" be better?

Change the top part of the name!

Then how about "Three Cedar Chika"?

Oh, never mind!

Do whatever you want.

Matsuri-chan, you're first.

O-Okay.

Okay, Chubby Chika is getting pumped!

Ana-chan, you're the referee, okay?

Okay. Um... Ready... Go!

Go! Go!

Go. Go. Go.

Go. Go. Go. Chubby Chika.

Chi-chan, you're weak!

Matsuri-Maru is the winner!

All right!

I guess it was 10 years too early to debut her as Chubby Chika.

Besides, her tummy sticks out too much.

Now, I'm going to interview the winner.

This is Matsuri-Maru who won against Chubby Chika.

Huh? Me?

How was today's match?

Please respond sumo-wrestler-style.

Sumo wrestler-style?

Oh well.

What about commentator Ana-chan?

What caused Chubby Chika to lose?

Um? Oh... I guess...

...the biggest issue was after the face off, the opponent absorbed her initial attack.

When only one wrestler is right-handed...

...it becomes very important to gain the upper hand during face-off...

Ana-chan, are you maybe a sumo fan?

No, no, don't be silly! I was just making up nonsense!

It didn't seem like that to me.

Thank you.

Okay, let's do it over again.

In the west is Chubby Chika.

In the east is Chestnut Coppola.

Don't choose my sumo wrestler name!

Ready... Set... Go!

Go! Just a little more!

No! Go forwards!

Use your momentum!

Now let go of his belt and sweep his leg!

Push!

Chubby Chika, don't let Chestnut Coppola win!

I said, don't name me without asking!

Coppola! Coppola! Coppola!

Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!

I won't lose!

I did it!

Chubby Chika lost.

Chubby Chika, you're weak!

Note: Chika's Room

Why'd she do that all of a sudden?

Ah-choo!

Oh, it's Onee-chan.

What's wrong?

Well, at the convenience store...

Freezing!

Isn't the bath ready yet?

I'm so cold.

Here you go.

Here.

The bath's ready, Onee-chan.

Oh, it's so cold.

I'm gonna freeze to death.

I called the gas company, and he said he can fix it tomorrow.

What?! For real?

What am I supposed to do?!

What do you mean? You'll just have to be patient and wait.

I don't want to!

What should I do about my pent-up need to have a nice hot bath?!

How should I know?!

Let's go to the public bath.

The public bath?

Yes. We'll soak until we get all wrinkly.

It's been years since I last went to the public bath.

I've never been to one.

This is my first time, too.

Sorry to keep you waiting!

Oh! Your scarf is so long!

How fashionable!

Um... What is all of that?

You know you can't bring stuff like that.

Oh. Are floatie-rings not allowed?

I told you already, it's not a pool.

Is that from England?

Huh?

Yes, well, my skin is too sensitive for Japanese products...

...so I always get it specially imported.

That's kinda cool!

Which one is the shampoo?

Well, we don't want to get too cold.

Let's go!

BENTEN YU

It kind of looks like a temple.

Public bath.

It makes me wanna smoke.

Benten yu

He

It's early, so no one is here.

We've got it all to ourselves!

What is this?

Note: Women

They're shoe lockers.

You put them in here, then take the letter card.

Note: Chi

I see.

It's hard to choose which letter to use.

Where is M for Matsuri?

It's according to the "i-ro-ha" alphabet, so...

Right here.

Wow! Thanks!

Here, Ana-chan.

Choose whichever one you like.

Note: Coppola

I don't want any of those.

Matsuri-chan...

Please!

Here. That's for 4 kids and one adult.

Matsuri-chan, don't worry about it.

Huh?

I can't remember the last time I was at a public bath!

Yes.

What are you doing?

It's a trap.

You can't catch anything without bait.

It worked.

I guess so.

It really warms you to the core!

Tokyoites were made for hot baths.

Is Onee-sama a Tokyoite?

Nope, she's just a dirty old man.

Let's play!

I told you not to bring those.

I didn't bring the ring float!

Just leave it all in the changing room.

Y-You want me to get naked?!

Well, it is a bath.

Note: Towels prohibited in bath

Note: Alcohol prohibited

Note: ...prohibited ...prohibited ...prohibited

What's their problem?!

You can't do this. You can't do that.

You can't do anything!

Adults just don't understand how kids feel, do they?

You just have to deal with it. It's just not allowed.

But don't you think restrictions like that have the opposite effect?

Well, that might be true...

But, why are you asking me? How should I know?

Note: Please have good manners and use the bath appropriately.

Note: Product name: Hair Fat Hair Growth Shampoo England

Ana-chan?

Huh?

Can I borrow this?

Um...

Shampoo from over there smells different.

N-No...

What's wrong?

Oh... Nothing.

Can I use your shampoo?

I should try Japanese stuff sometimes.

Sure.

It's cold!

The red one is hot water.

I switched it for you.

Thanks.

Onee-chan...

I told you, I switched it to the shower.

Oh well.

I'm sorry.

Just stay like that.

That's not fair!

Wash my hair, too!

You just washed it yourself.

What's wrong with washing it twice?!

Fine.

This seems like such a typical thing to do.

But it's kinda fun.

You really are light-skinned, aren't you, Ana-chan?

Really?

You have a beauty mark here.

Really? I've never seen it myself.

What about my back?

There's a button.

Try pushing it.

Huh.

What do you mean, huh?

How could there possibly be a button there.

Three. Two. One.

Hey, Miu.

What did you eat?

What are you doing?

Your fart stinks! You!

You little brat!

I can't help it!

Don't fart in front of other people!

It seems this place is no good either.

Ouch.

She did it again.

English shampoo really smells different.

Onee-chan, I want to drink this.

Sure, I'm thirsty too.

Mister, we'll take 5 bottles of milk.

Old guy's butt!

BENTEN YU

Don't make us laugh.

Now, I'm all dirty!

How could you, Miu-chan!

Hey, I got sprayed, too!

That's your own fault! Get me something to wipe this up.

Here.

Hey, that's my shirt!

So cold!

Let's get home quickly.

You're all so weak.

Compared to Siberia, this isn't cold at all!

Wow! You're strong.

A little stupid, though.

We got all warmed up and now we're gonna get cold again.

Yes.

It's snowing!

No wonder it's so cold.

Now Santa-san won't have any problem with his sled.

I hope I can meet Santa-san this year...

Matsuri-chan, I'll tell you something special.

Santa-san is...

So...

Matsuri-chan, have you ever met Santa-san?

N-No.

Every year I try to stay up as late as I can. But...

I see.

If this keeps on it'll pile up.

But it really is cold.

That's not fair! Let me in, too!

I can't. It's not long enough.

It's warmer here than in Siberia, so you're fine.

Don't say stupid things!

I hope you can meet him this year.

Huh?

Santa-san.

Yes.

Let me in!

Don't force it!

Stop! Stop!

It's not safe!

wasurekaketa yume wo omoidashitara

When I remembered my forgotten dream

fui ni kimi no egao ga ukandekitayo

Suddenly your smile came to mind

ashita sae mada shiranai

Without even thinking about tomorrow

nee asonde bakari ita ano hi

We used to play all day

kyuuna sakamichi demo

Even when there was a steep downhill

nee heiki na furi shite hashitta

We ran as we pretended to have no fear

isoide isoide

Hurry! Hurry!

mimimoto de sasayaku itazura kageboshi

A naughty shadow whispers in your ear

sukaato yurameki

Our skirts fluttered

suzukaze ga hiza wo tataita

As a cool breeze tapped our knees

anone kimi wa ima doko ni imasuka?

Where are you right now?

Snow! There's tons of snow!

It's a white Christmas!

Oh my! I couldn't help saying it in English!

Take that! Snowball!

I'll get you for that!

Okay, everyone, let's get ready for our little plan.

Why are we doing cosplay?

It's Christmas, so we've got to have Santa and his reindeer!

I think people are staring at us.

Ana-chan dressed up as a reindeer...

Onee-sama!

So you're the one that's staring?!

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