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So Frankie, you're on the laptop.

I didn't even know you knew how to use a laptop.

What are we doing here? That's debatable if he does or not.

Yeah, I don't know. I just did something and look at everything that came up.

All right, so what was your purpose for being on here? Purpose was we haven't

had a girl in about, what, two months.

Quite a while, dry period. Now, we've got to kick up our game. We've got to,

really. A few notches here. Yeah, this is true. I agree.

So, I'm trying to troll for...

All these different sites. All right. You're trolling.

Well, you got our head techie on it, so this is going to work real good.

Okay. You know, you got the horniest guy in the book. That, too. That, too.

Right. All right. I got you now. You got some parameters in there. First,

female. That's a good start. Right.

Got an age, age group, age range.

Yeah, I'm doing well. 18 to 80. That's right. Uh -huh. Okay.

Anything works for Duke. Yeah. For me. All right.

A woman.

Okay.

Duke told me just make sure she's a woman. All right. Women, presumably

women. And we're looking online here. Meet the new chick here. Hey, I want to

tell you, you are really dressed up. Yeah, what's the scoop with you there,

Duke? Okay.

Would you come from a funeral or something?

I knew you guys were going to do this to me. Well, you are looking kind of

funereal, I've got to say.

Did you kill somebody?

He was in court as a defendant.

I thought about it, but no, I didn't. Oh, okay, you weren't in court for that

either. No, no.

Okay, you're going for a job interview of some kind? You look very slick.

Yeah, I figured I'm just going to keep it to myself. You guys can come up with

all the ideas you want. And patriotic. Red, white, and blue. Oh, yeah. Oh,

somebody's at the door.

Ah. I'm going to have to answer the door.

All right, here.

Oh, my God, guys.

You will not believe this.

Hi. Hi. How are you?

Okay. How are you?

Pretty good.

You are all pretty good. Thank you. Well, my name is Raelynn, and I'm

magazines as part of a nationwide contest.

If I win, I get to go to college.

Yeah.

Why is there a camera?

Well, because we're older gentlemen and we like to film what goes on in our

lives so we can actually remember it. Well,

I'm selling magazines and I have travel magazines which have a lot of coupons

in it. Animal magazines, if you're into that.

And restaurant magazines. Oh, my gosh. There are some five -star restaurants

that you could go to.

Find out about some of the magazines.

You could like to buy some.

But how are you doing in the contest?

Well, I have $200 that I haven't gotten yet.

It's all I need, and I might win.

Can you hold on for a second? I just want to talk to my friend.

Sure, yeah. Okay, I'll be right back. I'm not going to need any alerts.

Okay.

Here I come.

What's up? What's up? Well, I'm going to tell you. Art, is this girl gorgeous or

not?

Gorgeous doesn't say half of it.

Yeah, all right. All right, we were going on a computer.

Yes.

My higher power must have known that.

That'd be it. Right to the front door. It's the suit. It's the suit.

She's going ahead.

Okay. She's selling magazines.

She needs $200.

First of all, what does she look like? And how old is she? Like you wouldn't

believe.

She's got to be 18 or 19 or 20 years old.

She's as nice as someone we would find here. That's why, of all the girls we

had, this one kicks it up. This kicks it up. And I'm telling you,

she needs $200.

Uh -huh. For what? To win the contest.

Okay. Okay. And I think we should come up with the $200.

And I'm going to invite you. She's selling magazines.

We'll invite her in, and we'll go from there. Well, maybe we can convince her

do something for our video. We'll throw some more money down. We're just going

to be stuck buying a bunch of magazines that we don't know about.

That may happen, but I've got my studio on.

Don't worry about it.

Frankie's around.

And Duke's ready to do business in that suit. Right.

He didn't get all dressed up or nothing. That's right. Apparently not today. You

didn't know that. Don't forget to take the blue pill. Yeah. Oh, yeah. You got

your blue pills there for me? Oh, we got the blue pill. We'll take them.

Okay. If the occasion arises, so to speak.

Yes. Yes.

If the occasion arises, we want to make sure we arise.

Yes. Yes. But to the occasion. All right. All right.

I'm going to go and try to get her to come in. Okay. Give it a good shot, man.

Don't blow it.

All right.

Let's go. Let's all go meet her. All right.

Okay, Ray Lynn, I want to introduce you to, this is Ray Lynn.

Hi there.

This is Duke and Glenn, and you've met Art.

Yeah.

And you've met me, Frankie.

What do you have us standing out there for? Come on in here, honey. Come on in

here. And we've come up with an idea. I wanted to talk to the guys, and we've

come up with an idea.

We'll give you the $200, and all you've got to do is hang out with us. Just

hang. Just sit around and hang out with us.

You guys are not, I don't know about that.

$200 just to hang out? Just hang out. Just hang out.

No stress, no strain. Just hang out. We're old guys. We're old, but we're

Right. We're a lot of fun.

$200 just to sit around.

For college. That's it.

For higher education. What could possibly go wrong?

Yeah, you're right. If I get this $200, then I could go to college for free.

Okay. Okay. Okay, come on in. Put you right over the top in your quota there.

I'm the philanthropist, right? Yes.

We're all over the top here.

You're just a beautiful young lady.

Beautiful. Thank you.

So what about these magazines? Tell us a little bit.

Well, I have all kinds of magazines.

There's this incredible yacht magazine, just all kinds of extravagant stuff.

And restaurants, if you like restaurants.

I like to eat.

Oh, yeah, me too.

Animals, too, and hunting.

There's a lot of animals.

Frankie, you might like the animal magazine. Yeah, I've been in animals,

don't hunt.

How about those sports magazines?

What are they on with the bathing suit?

Oh, yeah. I like those.

I have a lot of sports magazines. Yeah, I like those.

Well, I'd be interested. Do you have any, like, music magazines?

Oh, of course. Or entertainment -type magazines?

Oh, all kinds. Whatever you're interested in. That's my kind of bag.

probably buy one or two of them from you.

Yeah. Okay. So those force magazines with the girls in the bathing suits,

you got some of those? Oh, yeah.

Did I just say that? I think I just said that. Yeah, you did.

You see my focus. You see focus on the right thing.

You know what? I just want to tell you something.

Let me just tell you something. I want to say a lot of these things.

You see what happens when these guys hang out with me. This is where their

goes. That's like the best -selling magazine when the girls are a little bit

naked. So you're interested in sports magazines? Oh, yeah.

Especially the ones with the bathing suit issues.

Okay, I have the perfect one for you. What is your name?

Duke.

All right.

And I...

Need to mail it to you. Is that the best way to get it to you, is by mail?

Yeah, well, you just use his.

Something in a brown paper wrapper.

Post office box.

That's what Duke prefers to use. He tries to stay under the radar.

All right.

Why are we going through all this? Here's your $200.

Okay.

Move that.

Why don't you put that down? Because we're not going to go through all these

formalities and everything. I need to.

We'll get to it. We'll get to it. But here's your $200. You don't want your

$200? Of course I want my $200. Here's your $200.

All right.

Yeah. Okay.

All right, sweetie, now, you got your $200.

All right. That gets you into that contest there. But, I mean, college

you know, a lot of other expenses.

You got food.

Oh, you have books. Laugh.

Party money.

Oh, yeah. Very expensive proposition. I'm thinking, Artie, you know, maybe

there's a way that you could make a little, you know, more money from us

Oh, well. Oh.

What do you guys even do?

Okay, what we do is we have young ladies come over and we like to

film, okay, having fun with us. Little adventures.

Little adventures. Fun adventures. It's all fun.

Adventures like what?

Well, we like to have fun with us. You know, we can have a lot of fun.

I don't know.

We could start off like, for instance, like an extra $20 right now, or I'll buy

another subscription if you would take your top off.

What do you think of that?

I don't know.

It's not like me to do something like that. I don't think I can. Well, it's

a good cause, though. You're going to get yourself into a college.

Higher education is worth everything.

I know what I can do to make money if I have to.

And I think I have to.

Tell you what, dear.

See that?

This is our contribution to your college fund.

And all you've got to do is take your top off.

Yeah, that's all.

Here. Oh, I don't know if I can.

What could possibly go wrong? Where do people see it? On the internet.

But it's almost like a bathing suit. You have a bra on there, right?

It is kind of like a bathing suit. Yeah, you're right.

You can just see your bra.

Here,

really, it's a good idea. And it's a good call. It's $20. Just take my top

Give it a shot.

Okay.

See how comfortable you are with it, Ari? You got the camera going here?

Should I stand up?

Oh, yeah. Yeah, you should definitely. We said that together.

In harmony, yes. We should stand up.

Oh, yeah.

Nice red bra there, yes.

That looks sweet.

Wow, those are amazing. Oh, yeah. Thank you.

I'd like to see them without the bra constriction there.

I'm sure you would love that.

What happens if I put the 20 in here and you take it off?

I don't think I want to.

But it makes for such a nice video.

And the 20.

Think of those extra expenses at college, dear.

True.

I don't know. And it's not like you're doing anything that people don't show

the time. Anyway, you can go to the beach and see girls topless, so it's not

big deal.

It's like enough to buy your biology book.

Like that magazine you wanted to see girls topless. I mean, they're

Look at that.

Thank you. They look great.

So what do you think? Do you think maybe we could see without the bra?

It's another 20. I'll put it right here.

Make it 25.

And then maybe I'll do it.

Can we go 25, guys?

I don't know.

You know, Duke is the treasurer of this group.

Duke, can we go 25? Absolutely.

Absolutely. I think it's a... I don't think it's $5 well spent. We are

philosophers, aren't we? We got the extra five.

Uh -huh.

I guess so.

We're giving to higher education. Yeah. Okay, you got your 25.

Mm -hmm.

Let's see them, baby.

Yeah.

Remember, it's all for education.

I know. Extra expenses.

They keep adding up.

Got to do it. This is a good opportunity, I think, too.

And you're going to have fun.

It's going to be fun.

Oh, my.

What did my father tell me one time?

God didn't make it feel so good for not to be doing it.

Beautiful. Do you guys like him? Beautiful.

I think that was a very well spent moment.

For a good cause, too.

Very nice.

I'm up for good causes.

Way up.

She's getting into it. She's got the spirit.

She's getting into it. Beautiful.

This is different.

Beautiful.

Look at that profile.

It's got a beautiful profile, too. Those boobs are absolutely perfect.

Thank you.

Firm.

Not like the girls our age.

That's for sure.

Oh, you had to say that, didn't you?

There's always a sport of sport in there.

You look fabulous.

Is that all I have to do? I guess I should get my thing. Well, there's more

money that you would definitely need.

You know, we're going along with this beach theme.

Because the Bikini Bottom is very calm. We threw that on the beach.

What do you think, for another $20 or so, maybe you slip a little skirt off?

Oh, look at that. They cover you up.

So it's nothing anyone wouldn't see in public.

More money? Yes, dear.

Oh, my gosh. Wow, you guys are awesome.

Okay, see that? I see Frankie's helping you out already here. Yeah, why don't

you turn around so the camera can see you.

There we are.

Oh, yes.

Your zipper's caught here, dear.

There we go.

I'm sure enjoying this. I'm happy to be here. A wardrobe malfunction.

Yes, yes.

Oh, that's a beautiful butt. Look at that.

Oh, that's going to be one lucky college.

It's going to be, yes.

I think she's going to be in that subscription of a sports magazine.

She's going to be in that. A few different magazines.

Here, dear, I can take your skirt here if you want to. Okay, there you go.

keep it safe and nice and clean. I want you to flip.

Here you go. Watch out there.

Okay.

Beautiful.

I mean, I think we still have some more money.

We're still good for a few more bucks.

Really? You think maybe the fellows could touch your backside there?

Well...

Sure. Well, I think that that's kind of... Let's sweeten the pot a little bit

because maybe these would love to... Duke, there we go.

Oh, yeah.

Well, I think they're doing a pretty fair job of it. Yeah, now we need to

negotiate about these here.

Is this negotiable? Well, I talked to the treasurer. You know, actually, back

the beach.

There's beaches near here where you can do that.

So we're not doing anything that's out of the ordinary. A couple more dollars

maybe, and then just lift these up and be really comfortable. And you don't

have to pay to go to the nude beach.

Well,

I guess so.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's not going that much farther, is it? No, it's not at all.

Not at all. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Okay, now we're having an adventure.

Here, allow me. Wow, we're having fun.

Thank you. You're having fun? Yes.

See, we told you it would be fun. Duke.

Thank you.

This is it. We're having fun. This is what we do.

Artie, you getting all this here?

Oh, I think she could do another pirouette for the camera. There you go,

little turnaround.

Oh my, yes.

Wow. Beautiful.

Just beautiful. What do you have here? A little symbol there.

Yeah, I have a little tattoo.

Nice. That's all I'm allowed to get.

That's okay.

That's okay. You look gorgeous.

Frankie, how about getting your hands off her so we can actually get her body

video?

Yeah, Frankie. Hold back. Hold back, Frankie.

And let's just get a nice shot, Artie, of all her lovely parts.

Nicest shot you can imagine.

I'm going to sit down and look.

Okay. Oh, my goodness.

Well,

is that all you guys need?

Well, no.

Exactly. We need some more things. Yeah, this adventure could, like, get more

interesting, too, you know.

I'm sure it could. Yeah, I think so.

I'd like to see her do a little bit of turning.

Yeah. Kind of like a little show kind of thing. Yeah.

Beautiful. I think the camera would like that very much.

Beautiful. I'm getting a little hot here myself.

I'm going to take my jacket off.

Just turn around like this.

Look at that nice modeling pose. Look at that.

And that butt.

She's enjoying this too now. She's going to do well in college.

Yeah.

Let's have her do well here. The pussy is wet.

Is it?

Look at that.

Oh, my goodness.

I'm working up a sweat here. I'm going to take my jacket off.

You think you can go to the funeral or something?

Yeah, he got over that pretty quick, didn't he?

Artie, you'll get a good shot in here now.

That's where we want to look. Oh, look at that beautiful... Try to hold the

camera steady. Oh, my gosh.

Am I allowed to touch myself? Oh, you sure can.

Absolutely.

Beautiful shot.

They're all showing pink.

I got a finger on her clit. Do you? Yeah.

And that is a wonderful clit. I'm touching her little ass.

I think everything about this girl is perfect.

She is gorgeous.

Good God.

She's got the guy doing it right now. She loves it.

You feeling pretty comfortable there, Ray Lynn?

Magnificent curves.

Beautiful curves on this girl.

Perfect.

Frankie's already got his pants half on. Well, my zipper broke. Oh, is that your

excuse? He lives half his life there.

I never have pants on.

Got it right.

Maybe...

Duke and I should loosen our pants, too. I don't know. What do you think, Artie?

I think so.

What do you guys want me to do?

You got to do what you got to do.

Oh, my.

Oh, my. So wet and beautiful.

You guys are going to give me enough money for this, right?

Oh, God.

We'll finance your graduate school after this here. Work of art.

She's loving it. Thank you. Great guy.

Yeah, she seems to like it. Yes.

Let that feel good.

Like a fantasy.

You

got

three crazy guys on you now.

Yeah. Have a seat there, Frankie.

Maybe you could...

Oh yeah, something like that.

Spread your legs a little bit.

How about that Artie, you getting that good?

Oh look at that beautiful girl.

Trying to do it without shaking.

Why don't you move a hand away here and I can participate here a little too.

We got the bottom end going. We got the top end going.

We all have our specialties, don't we?

Yes,

I do.

Can I take it out?

I think so, yeah.

I'd like to.

You've got your three different ways there, sweetie.

Yes. You've got this beautiful pussy.

Oh, yeah,

get nice and wet.

Yeah, put a finger in.

Put two if you can get in there.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, you're so hot.

Zook's got her going to town there.

She's got me going. Yeah, let it go, kid, let it go.

Told you it's fun.

You'll be getting a doctorate degree after today

I'm going to put it in my mouth.

Duke?

Frankie?

What do you guys think going here?

Oh, my.

You know, guys, I think this is a first for the three of us. Yeah, it makes us

feel good.

Yeah.

Put it in my mouth.

Wow,

what a mouth.

Artie, there's a view, huh?

Two in the hand, one in the mouth.

Hammer's catching it all.

Oh my God.

So nice.

Oh my God.

My dick's getting jealous of their dicks here.

It's tough to keep them all happy here.

All the people some of the time and some of the people all the time. Not all the

people all the time. I get it. I get it. Oh, my God.

Oh, my.

Now.

You fucking like that, don't you?

You guys like it?

Yes, dear.

We were just on the computer a few minutes ago doing nothing.

And now look at us.

See, there's something to be said for higher education. Oh, yeah.

And buying magazines by the hundreds.

Yeah.

Oh, gosh.

You guys will remember

this every time you drive by a college.

That's true.

Oh, my. They're probably going to name a building after us.

Oh, dear.

Don't hog it all up, Frankie.

Get the girl some face.

Hey,

you guys are out front. I'm in back.

Yeah, but you liked it anyway.

Wow.

Artie, you want to get in real close here.

In the action shots.

We're as close as we can get without being in a fight.

You've got a bunch of them, too.

You don't want them to feel lonely.

Isn't that a great mouth?

Wow. Beautiful.

You've got the equal time rule here.

It's a beautiful shot you got, Marty.

The skills.

Wow, this girl was amazing.

Like playing a musical instrument.

Bagpipes of some sort.

Enjoying yourself, sweetie?

Yes. You look like you are. Yes, I fucking am.

I see that enthusiasm in the young lady's face.

Beautiful.

Let's see that tongue roll around.

Frankie has a special request.

Well, good for Art's camera.

The cover of a magazine.

Oh, for sure.

I bet she'll be on these covers, too.

I don't know what you're going to major in, Raymond, but I'm sure you're going

to do real well at it. Oh, yeah.

I'm going to be my own boss.

Yes, you will be.

Oh, she's going to ride the Duke train.

Yeah, I agree.

It's awesome from here too.

Lots of them from every angle. That is one beautiful, tight, wonderful pussy.

I think we should keep her.

I think so.

Just keep buying more magazines.

Every week we should buy more and more.

You should go to school closer.

That's an idea.

Get Frankie down there for a while.

Oh, yeah.

How are you feeling here, sweetie?

So good.

Yeah,

yeah, yeah.

Wherever she goes, I think I'm going to follow her.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

She gets all her equipment.

Oh, my God.

Well, at least they're cheerleading team.

She got you good there, Frankie? She's going deep in that.

I'm going to work on Frankie a little bit, dear.

Yeah. All right, Ray Lee.

Come on, Ray, win.

You have a little mission right now.

Yeah.

It's out of Frankie's hands. It's all in yours, Ray.

It's in Frankie's hands, but this time he got the fun part.

Man, you lucky guy that's going to be her anatomy professor.

She's got good concentration skills.

I just can't resist.

You keep working, honey. You just keep working. You just keep working there.

A little bit more.

Just like that.

I don't know if I'd like to be where Frankie is or where Duke is right now.

It's a tough choice.

Wow.

Beautiful sight.

Everything about this girl is gorgeous, you know?

The way her hair hangs down her back.

The shape of that beautiful butt.

If you're looking for an argument, you're not gonna get one over here.

Oh yeah, oh yeah

That's it, baby.

Keep coming.

Oh.

Oh, God.

Oh,

God. Take it off.

Take it off.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, that's sweet

Uh -huh.

Yeah, you got her going, buddy.

I bet you as soon as she gets

Duke's dick in her mouth... Oh, yeah.

Fuck you harder

What a lucky day, Duke.

This is so incredible.

Can

you

deep throat, Duke?

Oh, look at that. You got a shot of that? Pussy, yeah.

Deep throat again.

I'll get it.

Your pussy there.

That good?

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Ooh,

that's nice, baby.

Mmm.

Yeah. Yeah.

That's it.

Good. Oh, yeah

That's good.

Oh, glen -like.

Glen -like. Uh -huh.

Uh -huh.

Mm -hmm.

Yes. Yeah.

Oh.

Oh,

yeah.

Good.

When you're getting this, a little cheek spread.

Oh, God. Every square inch of it. Every square inch of it. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

I know that I never enjoyed being a cameraman.

Oh, God.

I never enjoyed not being a cameraman so much.

Now all three of us. Switch positions guys.

Okay.

Enough.

Good to the last drop.

Oh, my.

Are you a happy man?

I'm a happy man.

You be a happy man, too. Come on, honey. Where were we?

Want me to get back on here? Yes, dear. Please.

You look pretty with all that sperm all over your face.

Thank you. You got some on our chest, too. Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Mmm.

You ready for me?

Come here, honey.

Oh, that's so good.

Want me to suck it, Troy? Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Higher education, I love it.

And our new cover girl right here.

Oh, baby.

Thank you for helping me out.

Oh, my God, that was fucking awesome.

How about that girl just falling right into our lap, coming right to the front

door.

We still got it. And beautiful and gorgeous.

We're going to help her through her whole educational process.

And have plenty of reading along the way. That's right. We should get a

doctorate degree on our dime.

Worth every dime.

Okay, let's not wait two or three months to do this.

No, we've got to do it more.

Okay. I think we should start hitting the college campuses, Frankie.

Remember we went last time to the college stand. We almost got arrested.

Yeah, we almost got arrested.

It's always good to see you guys.

Okay. I look forward to seeing you again.

Okay.

Rah, rah. Rah, rah. Hey.