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of Star Pixel.

This is the story of a video store in the suburbs.

It could be any video store.

It might even be the video store in your neighborhood.

I tell you, business is terrible.

I mean, I'm so broke, I can't even pay attention.

Nobody's coming in to buy anything, let alone rent videos.

You know, there's this guy across town who started free home delivery with his

video rentals. His business is now booming.

He's got so many orders, he can barely keep up with what he's doing. What does

this guy do? I mean, you just can't start a home delivery service without

type of advertising. No, not advertising. Word of mouth.

His customers are so happy with the service, they're telling all their

that he's getting tons of money coming in.

Look at that chance.

Come on, Marty. Good luck.

Hi. Hi there. My name's Marty. I'm Joanna.

I'm the owner here.

Oh, is that right?

Yeah. Are you interested in seeing these videos?

Oh, yeah. I'm very interested in seeing some of these videos.

Well, why don't we go into my private screening room and...

Let me show you my classic collection.

I'd love to.

Sounds like fun.

So, Marty, is this going to be worth my while?

I think you'll enjoy this more than anything you've ever seen.

Really?

What do you think of that video?

I think I need to see a few more so I can get the true feeling of the art.

Thank you.

All right.

All right.

Thank you.

Hi, Jack.

Hi, Jack.

Why?

Awwww!

You know anybody, you know, who might be looking for a job?

Yeah? Your roommate, huh?

Oh, good deal.

Yeah, sounds good. Tell you what, why don't you send her over?

Yeah, and take a look at her, and we'll go from there. How about that?

Yeah?

Good deal. Okay.

We'll talk to you later, then. All righty. Bye -bye.

Hey, Marty, how you doing?

Oh, hi, Ben.

Life's over.

It's not worth living. Oh, for shit, Pitt.

I think I'm going to kill myself, make you my beneficiary. There's at least one

of us left.

Wasn't that well, huh?

Since the last time I saw you, business has gotten steadily worse.

Hey, cheer up, Marty. Things will get better. Did you take my advice and start

with that advertising gimmick? I couldn't think of a gimmick, but I may

delivery girl. Oh, that's a start, isn't it?

Yeah, I guess.

So where did you meet the girl?

I'm doing it as a favor for a girl who did me a favor. Oh, yeah? Who's that?

Do you remember the girl that was in here last week as you were leaving?

Oh, sure do. She was a goddess.

Well, we had a private screening in my room, and she wanted to act out each

scene.

Hey, I got to run, Marty. I just stopped in to say hi and don't work, okay?

Don't worry about a thing. They're going to get better. Just think of that plan.

Yeah.

John said you needed a delivery girl?

Yeah, you must be her roommate.

Yes, that's right.

Well then, Tanya, you can start today. I have a few deliveries for you.

Oh, I'm real eager to start as soon as possible.

Boy, Tanya, that's a great outfit. Where'd you get that?

This whole thing hits a hand -me -down.

Boy, you must have an interesting family.

Sure, what's my first assignment?

Okay, Tanya, your first delivery is to a friend of mine, John Cummings. He's a

very prominent... Movie director.

And he's ordered these particular videos, so don't let him down.

Oh, I won't.

Well, I'll be on my way. See you later.

What did you say your name was? My name's Tanya. I'm Marty's new delivery

And here's your tapes. Great.

I just made a batch of drinks. You got time to stay?

Sure. Okay.

I'll just pop this one.

There you go.

Why you never said I couldn't drink on the job?

Well, go for it.

Well, what do you think of the videos?

I guess.

I take it you like them, huh?

Oh, yeah.

Great.

Boy. You like them a whole lot more than I do, I tell you that.

Oh, yes.

That's rubbish.

Yes.

Oh!

Oh, man.

um um

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Bye.

Love one.

Yeah. Oh!

Oh, yeah.

Thank you.

I'll tell you.

Definitely call Marty and tell him you deserve a raise.

Oh, I love racing.

Me too.

I'm going to order some more videos tomorrow.

Great.

As you can well imagine with a delivery girl like Tanya on staff, it doesn't

take long for business to really pick up.

In fact, Marty soon realizes that he will have to find another girl as

hardworking as Tanya.

And, of course, this new girl must measure up to Marty's rigid standards.

I'm hired. You're hired. You can start anytime. Bet you can start right now.

And so Marty sends his new delivery girl, Lamy, on her first big delivery.

All right, Marty. I'm off. I'll see you when I get back.

Hi, you must be the lady from Morty's home video. Yeah. Come on in. I'll take

care of you.

Oh, shit.

Giving them the wrong tape.

Oh, God, you guys, I'm really sorry. I must have given you the wrong video.

That's all right. No problem.

Made our night a little more interesting, didn't it, honey?

We did, didn't it?

That's what I like to say.

Yeah,

let me help you.

Thank you for that.

um um

This is it.

Good.

Look at all the fun and excitement and the great service.

Well, I did my best to please the customers.

We did.

Bye.

Come back real soon, and next time bring the popcorn.

Bye.

Come on in, if that's who I think it is. I'm in the lounge.

Well, hello.

You must be from Marty's video store.

So, what's your name?

My name is Lamy.

Lamy? That's an unusual name.

How'd you ever get a name like that?

It's an old Aztec name.

Women of the village were named Lamy as a nickname if they could satisfy the

most warriors after a battle.

And you wound up with that name, huh?

Yeah. Look.

I feel so dumb. I just gave the last couple of your videos instead of the

of music.

Don't worry about it.

I beg you.

I'm really sorry.

um

Thank you.

Oh.

Oh.

Thank you.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Look, honey, I've really got to get going.

I've got to get back to Marty's party and make some more deliveries to him.

Come on.

Thanks for the free delivery service.

I'll call you.

Anytime.

Come on, I'm here for the service. I'll call you.

We always try to please the customer.

I don't know what you did to those people, but I sure appreciate it.

What do you mean?

I bought the young couple in John Cummings' order a year's worth of free

delivery. Show us your ass off.

You don't owe the half of it, Marty. I really pushed to get those orders.

Great. Now I want you and Tanya to listen.

I have a proposal for both of you.

Okay, girls. I'm going to offer you a little bit more incentive.

But, Marty, we already have enough incentive to work here.

No, not that kind of incentive.

If you and Laming can deliver 20 videos a night each, I'll send you guys on a

trip to Hawaii.

I've got a backlog of deliveries, and you're my two best delivery girls.

Marty, we're your only video girls.

That's just a formality. I don't have the time to hire another delivery

So what do you think? Is a few deliveries worth a trip to Hawaii?

Okay, we'll do it. As long as we both get a raise.

Yeah, a big raise.

Oh, you girls will get a great big raise.

After you've done delivering all those videos.

Was it doing all this for Marty?

Look, Tonya, I just can't wait to get to Hawaii.

Blue skies, clear water,

and men.

Oh, my muscles are so sore. I'm so beat.

Oh, my back is so sore. I don't think I

can finish all these deliberately.

This is an ancient genetic art form.

It helps relieve all your pain and stress.

What's that called?

The body scuba.

Is that an ancient missile?

It's been known to lead to ecstasy more than once.

Oh.

Mmm, that sure is a body scuba.

Mmm.

Oh!

What do

you

think?

I think we deserve one. I think we should tell Marty as soon as he gets

I'll buy a shot for you.

All right, Marty, one more, but, I mean, you know, like we've been drinking all

night.

All right.

Here's to my rap music, though.

Yeah, may you have many more years of it, buddy.

That depends on the girl.

Oh, your girls can't have everything to do with it.

Dan, when you have an incredibly ingenious marketing mind like me, you

give all of your secrets.

Oh, come on, Marty, don't give me that bullshit.

How can you not know they do it?

Oh, yes.

All the other girls deliver the video.

You're the boss. How can you not know they do it?

They come back to the shop after a couple of runs.

One lights up with orders from one.

Wow. Sounds like they must be doing special deliveries, huh?

I don't know. They're getting a little cream off the top.

Marty, from the way it sounds, it sounds like they're skimming a lot of cream

off.

I just want to tell Marty no matter what.

Yes, because you're going to tell him, right?

Me, why don't you?

Because you're better at those things than I am.

He's no longer in the arena.

Okay, we'll both tell him. Besides, there's safety in numbers.

We'll let it settle. We'll both tell him. God, I wonder if he'll even get

Nah.

He's made so much money lately.

Marty, I gotta get home. My old ladies are gonna kill me.

Okay, Stan, I'll see you later. I've got to find the girls and give them their

big surprise.

Marty, you're amazing.

How do you keep up with those girls?

It's all in how I'm keeping it up.

That's all that matters.

Marty,

we have a bone to pick with you.

I just thought I was going to have a bone for you two to pick, too.

Marty, we're...

We need to talk to you.

Marty, we need a raise from you.

Yeah, a big one, and we deserve it.

Well, girls, I'm way ahead of you. I don't want to keep you both away for a

time.

Well, it's about time someone recognized our potential.

We've been working our buns off.

You guys sure have.

What I need you to do is just one more job.

What's that, Marty?

With me.

Marty,

you dope schmuck. No, no, no. You don't understand.

You see, I have a surprise. I hid it on my body somewhere.

And you guys are going to find it.

Marty,

you kept your surprise.

I was going to hear it.

He said he gave us eye surprise. You guys are great.

okay oh

Ooh, what do we have down here?

Ooh.

Maybe a pipe party.

Thank you.

thank you

Do you like that?

Please.

Oh, yes.

Uh -huh.

My legs don't take this much longer.

Keep going.

Here we go.

Oh, yeah.

Marty.

Come on, girls.

We're going to be late.

I can hardly wait. Yeah.