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I got no reason to hang around here.

really bugging me is we work for an oriental airlines oriental police

for him isn't it a joke put it on his tab okay

anyway i don't know what we're gonna do i don't

know what personnel's got in their minds man they're hiring a bunch of rags i

don't know we have got to figure out something to where we can get some babes

there well you know the only good looking one is your girlfriend

You got her all sewn up, man.

I'm tired of looking at her.

Yeah, I know. But there's got to be a plan.

Oh, you know, I think I get an idea.

You do?

Yeah, I sure do.

Come on, fill me in.

I think I got an idea how I can get an oriental chick to start working there.

Yeah? What's that?

Well, I'll tell you.

If it works.

Hey, how you doing, Jack?

Good. Good to see you again, David. Good to see you, man.

Came in to ask you a favor.

Uh -huh. What's up?

Well, I'm going to tell you the head of personnel.

The definite person I need to talk to.

You know, it occurred to me on the way home tonight that I work for an Oriental

Airlines, and there's no Oriental stewardesses.

This is America. What the hell do you expect?

Well, look, man, I got a plan.

All I need is your cooperation.

Yeah? Which is?

Well... I just need your office two days out of the week on your office. I like

being head of personnel. Hey, look, I like being a pilot, too, okay? I don't

want to jeopardize my job.

Mm -hmm.

I got this idea, though. I'm going to put this ad in the paper, and it's going

to be strictly for Oriental girls.

Sounds great.

Okay? And I'll be offering them a job as a stewardess, but with possible

promotion to pilot.

What do you mean make them a pilot? You can't make a bloody stewardess into a

pilot. You know that.

Hey, you know that and I know that, but they don't know that.

What does it matter?

Crazy. Well,

I'll tell you what, though.

Give me a piece of the auction, and you got a deal. You got it.

Okay.

Hi. Hi.

Oh, it was a hard day at work.

Oh, you look tired.

Do you know what?

What?

I've been looking at the paper, and I found something just for you.

You've always wanted to travel, right?

Yeah, or it looks like go to, like, exciting places and, like, you know,

see exciting things, but I can never, like, find anything.

Oh, come on. Look at this. Look at this right here. An opportunity for an

Oriental woman like you to become a stewardess and to move up to be a pilot.

that'd be great. Would you like that? Oh, I'd love it, but they wouldn't want

me. Oh, come on. No, they wouldn't. I love you.

You're so pretty.

No.

Pikachu, you're pretty eyes.

Oh, God!

to be a pilot?

I'd love to be a pilot. Oh, yes. I see in your application how you put that

down.

It doesn't take too long, though. I wouldn't want to take too long. Well,

is 12 years of training, you know.

12 years? Too long. Oh, we're talking about a lot of dedication and a lot of

time.

But I'd do anything to become a pilot. You sound very enthusiastic.

I am.

Would you be willing to perform above and beyond the call of duty?

Yeah.

Would you be willing to suck my cock?

Yeah, sure.

Would you be willing to suck other men's cocks?

Yeah. Really?

Mm -hmm.

Tell me how you'd like to suck cock.

Well, first of all, I try to seduce him. And then I take it off his pants real

slow.

And then I put it in my mouth, just the tip. Just the top of it? Yeah.

And then I suck my tongue over it several times. And then I put it all the

down on my throat.

And I go up and down the shaft. And I use my teeth, too.

Oh, wow.

And then, like... You like to use your teeth. Yeah.

And then, like, I put the balls in my mouth and I suck on them. Oh, God. And

then I like to put my teeth in the balls and suck them real hard.

Yeah, and then I go up and down the shaft over and over again and I'm like,

of suction.

You ever look a guy's asshole?

Oh, I don't know.

How do you like to have it sucked?

Oh, come here.

Oh, wow.

So good.

Missed me.

You're working off those training years just one by one, aren't you?

this up you'll be a pilot before you know it oh wow come in

well hello me hi how's your working going for you oh it's like real slow

and you know like i don't want to wait too long to be a pilot wearing you down

huh yeah well you know there's this nice gentleman i know i'd like to introduce

you to his name is jack i mean uh mr kirby oh wow

And I think he could help you knock a few years off your pilot's train.

Oh, wow. I'd love to meet him. Yeah.

Why don't you have a seat over on the couch?

It's a little more comfortable there.

And I'll get him.

Mr. Kirby.

Ah, here he is.

How you doing?

Ming.

Jack Kirby.

Ming. Very nice to meet you.

Oh, you're a lovely girl. Oh, wow.

Isn't she?

You know, Jack, she's interested in knocking a few years off that pilot's

training schedule. Oh, really?

Yeah. What do you think? Think you could handle it?

Most definitely.

You're a very important man to me.

Yeah? I want you to do him like you did me. Oh!

You warrior bitch.

Oh! You can use your teeth just like you use your teeth on me.

Oh!

Treat him right, he'll be real good to you.

You're a nice man.

That's it, honey.

Oh, suck my cock.

Oh, baby.

Oh, you got me flying high.

I'm knocking the ears off, aren't we, honey?

Come on.

Come on and get it out of there.

Didn't I tell you?

She's a hot one, isn't she? Two years at least.

Tease your teeth again like I told you.

Isn't she doing you good, Jack?

Oh, that doesn't... Come on.

Come on and get it out of there.

Didn't I tell you?

She's a hot one, isn't she? Two years at least.

Hey, you're dropping those years off inch by inch, baby. You just keep

them.

Run your teeth up and down that neck of it again. Come on, honey.

Oh, you make that feel good.

Just keep it up.

Oh, God.

Oh, come around and eat me, honey.

Where are you going?

David, send her back here. I'm just about to get...

Christ sakes. Oh, yeah.

You're such a good girl.

Now go back and give Jack some more of that sweet mouth.

Yeah.

That's it.

That's it.

That's it.

Oh, you're a good girl.

Good girl.

Good.

She's a good girl.

She is a good girl. I told you, Jack.

Sure did.

I'll find you nothing but the best.

That was a real long flight, you know?

But, like, it was fun, kind of.

Yeah, it was, but... But, you know, I don't want to do this for... very long

know most of the time endless to become a pilot but being a steward it's like

nothing more than a glorified waitress you don't even get tipped you don't

you're gonna be a pilot yeah who told you that well i sold it in the newspaper

and i went for the interview he told me that i could be a pilot and i you know

i'm gonna be like the first woman pilot too there are no women pilots you can't

become a pilot yes i can and like it's supposed to take 12 years But, you know,

like, I've been fucking and fucking everyone, like, up and down the ladder,

like, I'll get it done real fast.

I mean, you're so naive.

I'm not naive.

No, I'm not. I know what I'm doing.

You know what? You know, I've got lots of connections.

You do?

Uh -huh.

Wow, and, like, you could, like, help me, too, then, huh? Uh -huh.

Wow.

Oh, you know, you're very pretty.

Oh, no.

Only sometimes.

On a good day, right? Yeah.

You know, Ling,

have you ever been in love with a woman before?

Yeah, with my roommate. She's my girlfriend.

Your girlfriend?

Mm -hmm.

Really? I'd like to make love to you. Oh, wow.

Another one?

I told you, I have lots of connections.

And I can make sure that first woman pilot.

Really? All right, let's go.

Thank you.

um

Oh. Oh.

Keep that up, and you'll be a comic pilot real soon.

Oh, wow!

Yeah,

Stu.

Steve here.

Yeah, Dave Hollister.

How you doing, guy?

Great.

Boy, have I got a hot...

And she's interested in the pilot's training program.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

You could definitely have some fun.

Great. I'll get her over as soon as possible.

Okay, Stu.

Talk to you.

Yeah, Ming.

Dave here.

Yeah, from the airlines.

How you doing?

Great.

Listen, Ming, I have a person that I want you to meet. He's a very important

individual in becoming a pilot. His name is Stuart Graves.

Uh -huh.

And his address is 2764 South

3rd Street.

Right.

Okay, and he's expecting you as soon as possible, okay?

Great, hon. Thanks.

So, you want to be a pilot?

Yeah, you know, um, like, the last guy I saw, you know, like, he sent me to you,

and, like, um, like, he said that you could help me along with, you know,

my training to become a pilot, and, you know, like, he told me it was going to,

like, take, like, 12 years and all, and, you know, like, I don't want 12 years,

but since he sent me to you, then I know that, like, you can help me, like, cut

off some, you know?

Yeah, Mr.

Lasseter, uh, recommended you very highly, and...

Said he might be able to knock off a few years of this training by some of your

other talents.

Oh, I know what that means. Like, you want him to suck your cock, right?

He could knock off about six months.

Oh, okay. And, like,

can we, like, think of some other things? Like, knock off some more, you

like, months?

Yeah, maybe if you let me lick your pussy, I'll knock off another six

too. Okay, that sounds good. And, like, how about, like, maybe another year, you

know? Well, I'd have to be able to, uh...

Fucking your pussy in all, maybe a couple different positions.

Well, okay, let's go.

Two years then, right?

Yeah, okay.

That sounds like a good deal. Okay, let's go.

Okay, I'm gonna get a little comfortable here.

I mean, I don't do this for everybody.

Oh, yeah, okay, well. I'm doing this special because Mr. Lasseter had

recommended you.

Oh, wow, thanks.

I really appreciate it, you know?

Yeah, it's the least I could do, yeah.

It's a rough job here.

Oh, wow.

That makes me a little more comfortable.

Wow. Oh, those are nice.

Oh, thanks.

My mom might have these, too, you know.

I want you to start off with the first six months.

Okay. I'm just going to go right down here.

Come on.

Okay.

It's about a week.

It's feeling awful nice.

Yeah.

Working about a month off now.

Getting there.

take off our clothes and try to work off some more of these months.

Get a little more comfortable here so we can do some other things.

Let's see if I can knock off another six months here for you. Okay.

Look on your pussy.

Look on a little bit here.

Oh, wow.

Wow, what's it taste like?

Like bananas?

You got banana flavor down there? Yeah.

Well, I'm going to give you an extra six months.

Well, like, did you just fly all, like, aspiring pilots?

Oh, okay.

Oh.

Uh -huh.

Give me good and hard again so we can try some good sexual positions.

Okay.

You

do

that so well.

Makes me believe that you want to be a pilot.

Such ambition.

You made me come. I'll knock off another two years.

What type of attitude to take now?

Poor chick!

Hey! Oh, I'm so sorry! Oh, no!

Oh, no!

Calm down, calm down. It's all right, sir. It's all right. Oh,

no! Oh, come on back to the bathroom, okay? And we'll clean up before it

okay? Oh, no!

Keep calm, keep calm. It's all right.

Hey, Lisa, honey.

You made my pants dirty. You're going to have to clean it up.

English? Yeah, there's a few other things I did, too.

Another one? You're going to suck his cock.

Come on.

Does it look like I'm doing?

Come on, Jack. You know what? I'm about to be engaged.

It's okay.

There's nothing wrong with that. It's a little fun before the wedding.

Come on, you dirty old man.

Hey, I might be dirty, but I'm a young man, see?

Come on.

You know I've got a hard -on for you. You're the nicest chick on this bloody

airline. You son of a bitch.

Hey, look.

You do want your fiancé to be a pilot, don't you?

Yeah. Well, you know what it takes, don't you?

Oh, you fuck.

So that means that's okay, then? Is that what that means?

Just kind of lay down here a little bit and talk about it some more.

Good, baby.

Yeah, the top of it.

Yeah.

You're a pro, then, yeah?

Well, they sure teach you a lot of stuff in those airplane, huh?

I'm glad you didn't do that too hard, baby.

Good, good.

Okay,

now I want to fight you. Turn around.

Oh, I love the heat.

You're not catching any of us!

Now!

You don't have to worry about that boyfriend of yours.

We'll see that he's promoted to pilot real soon.

Oh, Jack.

I knew you weren't all that bad.

No way.

I think your pants are clean, sir.

Well, you sure did a terrific job.

Thanks. And you know what?

What? I'll make sure next time I fly near an airline.

I'm tired of this, Shelly.

Being a stewardess is like nothing more than a glorified waitress.

Oh, come on. It's not all that bad now, is it?

You don't know how many cocks I've had to suck, Shelly.

Millions of them, you know, and they're like bigger. Oh, God.

That's a good sign. Now, come on.

Oh, but, you know, the reason why I'm doing all this is because, you know, I

want to be a pilot.

When you get there, you just have to have a little patience. Just try a

bit harder, you know? They're all hard, Shelly. All the time.

You know what? It hasn't been, like, all bad.

I've had some fun.

Oh, man.

Hey, what the hell were you doing in a beard acting like an interviewer with

that new hot broad, man? Oh, man, it's my new plan. That's what I was telling

you about. That's your plan?

Yeah. That real interviewer, old Jack, man, he's letting me in on the sly, and

get to pretend I'm him.

Oh, great.

Hey, I want some of that. Hey, look, man, I wouldn't mind a little piece of

old lady, too. You know what I mean? I'll tell you what, we could maybe make

trade.

Hey, you guys, what about me? You know, easy tab Frank here? You gonna let me in

on this action here?

When they come back in, it gets hot.

You just jump right in, okay?

You got it. Just jump in. Hey, be cool, man. I'll come to the girls.

Yeah.

Hey. Hey.

Dave, this is me.

Hi, Mr. Richard. Oh, yeah, I saw you on the plane today.

Oh, you did? Wow.

You did a great job. Oh, thanks.

And this is my boyfriend.

And me.

Hi, Dave. Hi.

Hi, babe.

So I understand you want to be a partner.

Yeah, how'd you do that?

Could you get some drinks for the girls, Frank? Sure. What would you like?

Oh, the curry cocktail.

What do you want, hon?

7 -7. 7 -7.

I'm not bad. I'm the captain.

So, I understand you want to be a pilot.

Yeah, how'd you know?

Well, I'm the captain. I've got a lot of connections. Oh, wow, really?

Yeah. Oh.

You know, it takes a lot of dedication.

It does?

Yeah, and a lot of time. Well, yeah, I know that. I could do it. You think so?

Yeah, I really want to. You know, my partner Andy, he's really into the

logistics of flying.

Oh, wow, I could learn a lot from him. Oh, I think you could learn a hell of a

lot from Andy.

Oh, go.

Look, why don't we go down and sit at the table and talk about it? Okay.

Yeah? Yeah.

Hey,

babe, that Dave pilot, he's really cool.

He's got a scam going, and I think he's going to try to get me to be pilot.

Pilot? Yeah, we could get that house on the beach we wanted.

And a speedboat?

And a speedboat.

You know, if we play our cards right, we could get in quicker than we think.

I bet we could.

Yeah. I'm for it. You're for it? Yeah, well, let's go over there and let's go

talk to him.

Come on, let's go.

That's good.

So what are you guys talking about? You guys seem to be hitting it off pretty

well. Yeah, you know what? I'm going to feel like I've been talking like a

couple years.

No kidding.

Yeah, isn't that great? We need to wait until we get out of the plane.

We'll make up for those two years.

Hey, Frank, why don't you bring us our drinks?

You'll be at it.

Thanks, Frank.

Hey, I was telling the ladies, my lady, about if

we played our cards right, that you could probably get me to be a pilot

Well, I think there's definitely a promotion in the works.

You know, Andy, they're looking for a lot of pilots right now. That's what I

telling little Ming there. Yeah, and you could be a co -pilot.

Oh, wow, that's terrific.

I just wondered if you might have stored it. Wow.

Yeah, the mighty wings, huh?

And do I get to shoot like that?

Well, I don't think it would fit the same.

So anyway, this thing's pretty flat.

You know, Andy could probably help you get through pilot school.

Oh, wow.

Yeah. You know, he's real good friends with the head of the FAC here in town.

Oh, wow.

Yeah.

All you'd have to do is suck his cock.

Really? Yeah. And then?

Well, he'd probably get you through. He'd get you right through school.

He might get you at least a couple years off. Oh, wow.

And then, you know, he really likes... I've talked to his girlfriend before.

Yeah? He really likes to have his balls licked.

Oh, yeah. Oh,

yeah. Oh, wow.

I really like it.

Wow. Oh.

Yeah, I think you're on your way. I could suck you into the top.

Oh, wow.

Thank you.

lovely fiancee Ming will be married soon.

And also to my co -pilot, Andy Schiller, who's now promoted to captain.

Well, thank you very much, Captain. I'd also like to make a toast to you and

possibly my new bride -to -be. I haven't asked her yet, but Shelly, would you

stand up?

Excuse me?

Excuse me, I'd like to make a toast to our lovely waitress here.

I think it's very lovely.

I'd like to get to know her a little better this evening.

Cheers. I would like to make a toast also to Rachel, the brunette beauty

And I'd like to get to know this young lady a little bit better.

Rachel.

Cheers, everybody.

Let the feast begin.

You've worked off the remainder of those training years to become a co -pilot.

What do you mean?

Recognize me now? The interviewer. You fool me, you fucker. Oh, don't be upset

with me. You're my new co -pilot.

Oh, wow.

And my wife -to -be.

Oh, wow.

Oh, wow. I finally made it. I'm pilot now.

Come fly with me on Nippon Airlines.