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Now I present to you the champagne foray.

Previously on Sisters.

There's something that... What?

What? Karen, your nipples.

Oh, okay. Wow.

Oh, it was a breath of milk just hurting everyone.

What's she doing? Attack the place. Karen.

Dr. Bond just showed up. I like that Jordan guy. He was nice.

Jordan. Jordan.

What did you say about my brother?

How did I know I would have the displeasure of running into you again?

Hey, girl.

Because maybe, wherever I am, you find yourself.

Oh, did you really think you're special?

I mean, you said it, not me.

But I would appreciate it if you didn't put words in my mouth.

You gonna do something about it, Andy?

Andy, come on, let's go.

She's not even worth it.

I'm not scared of Penelope.

I'm not scared of you.

Andy, what?

What?

Yeah,

no one's scared of you, Penelope.

Or you, Pink.

And by the way, Penelope, stop trying to cause trouble.

I mean, come on, Sabrina, you have to know that you're your friend here.

She just loves to ruin a good thing.

You know what? I am so tired of this. Let her speak.

Say whatever you want to say, Penelope. Go ahead.

I've said it.

I've said it time and time again, Andy.

But since you need a reminder, you are trash.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

You don't need to say mean things.

I don't know what my brother saw in you.

I am so happy that you two didn't work out. You know what? I can just puke.

At the thought of you being a part of my extended family.

You know, Penelope, this whole drunk girl act, it's not cute on you.

And did you forget that I was the one who tried to help save you from Gary?

You were just too prideful or stupid to realize.

Save me.

You could even save yourself, Andy.

And if I'm not mistaken, if it wasn't for Zach.

You wouldn't even be alive right now. Oh, whoa, whoa.

You're crossing boundaries.

Penelope. Oh, my God. What am I doing? Just hurting precious little Andy's

feelings? That's the problem.

You and your friends, all you do is enable her. No.

I do not that thing.

Leave Sabrina out of it.

This is between me and you.

You know, I'm starting to think that you and all your friends, you're all alike.

You're just liars and sluts, manipulators, hypocrites.

Wait.

Are you calling me a slut?

You don't know anything about me and my friends.

I know you, Andy. You fell to take accountability.

Let's go back to you calling me a slut. Look in the mirror, bitch.

Oh, my God, Andy, why? Sabrina, I am not talking to you. Okay, get your head in

the game.

What you and your brother need to do is stop blaming people for the things that

you put yourself through. And lastly, keep my... Name out your mouth.

Please don't try to act tough.

Because the only reason I am not putting you up right now is because of the

promise I made to Robin.

And what does Robin have to do with any of this?

He made me promise that when you find out that we're dating, that I wouldn't

gloat or throw it in your face.

What? Did you just say?

Yeah. You heard me.

Zoe, did you hear that? She's with Robin.

I did.

Oh, shit.

Did

Robin

tell you that he was dating Penelope?

Robin wants nothing to do with her.

He and I both have that in common.

Oh, I just needed to wipe my sweat and pee.

Excuse me.

Robin,

easy, Robin.

That one.

Well, child, leave me on my black ass business.

I'm going to go in this shit.

How did it go, Andy?

To know that everyone is avoiding you like the toxic plague that you are.

You Penelope.

Somebody got to put this jealous ass bitch in her place.

Me.

Jealous of you.

Very much so.

Since you keep chasing behind me and picking up my scraps for my sloppy

The world does not revolve around you, Andy. Yeah, but for you, it does.

Gary. Robin.

Rich.

Rich.

Exactly.

You want to be so bad.

You keep trying to turn our trash into your treasure.

Point Barnes.

She's got a point.

You know, Penelope, no matter how deep you go dumpster diving, there's only one

Andrea Barnes. And you, sadly, are not her.

Nor do I want to be.

And I'll make sure to tell Robin how trash you think he is when I'm on a

to London next week.

You know what? While you're at it, when you're kissing him, make sure you

remember to wipe the taste of my butt of your pants.

You think you're so cute.

I see you didn't learn the lesson the last time I slapped the shit out of you.

And I will happily do it again.

Your ass was going to do something. You could have done it by now. You know

what? Come to think of it, I owe your ass an ass looking for what you did to

bring out that nasty -ass juice bar.

I really wish you would.

I'm sorry, what?

You're a nice lady.

You don't need to be around for this.

None of this shit going to be here when you get back.

All right.

So how are we going to do this?

You hand me down Raggedy Ann.

Don't you ever think you're going to threaten any of my sisters and I ain't

going to have nothing to do with it.

I'm sorry.

Do I know you?

Because this ain't got shit to do with you.

Hey, Andy.

Get under your shit.

Well, it's Sabrina.

I came here for a night of debauchery, and now I'm stuck with mocktails of my

own.

I might get on in about a year, but nothing. Why are there so many

Some young dude at the bar stopped me and said he wanted to buy a round of

drinks for all the sexy cougars over here.

You let him call you the cougar?

What are you talking about, Sean?

I just want to go pass him a free drink. Wait a minute. We consider cougars now?

a little bit.

We are not cool with being young, okay?

30s is the new 20s, right? Right.

Uh -huh.

And to these kids, you guys are dinosaurs.

Oh, T -Rex.

Don't even get me started on these young kids. I just had to chase one away for

doing the most.

Could you kindly chase him my way?

I know what to do with the energy.

What's going on?

It sounds like a fight.

be ladies like us?

I can do a lot of things.

Ghetto isn't one of them.

It can't be that serious. Right.

I won't stay around to see what it is. Please tell Sabrina with her glass I'm

out of here. Good night, men.

Who do y 'all think those new rats are?

I ain't got no clue.

They look like somebody who can't hold their liquor.

Oh, I feel great. I'm fine.

Dave?

Sabrina?

Sabrina, what are you doing?

Oh, she definitely dropped something. Okay, what happened?

Well, we turned Penelope's ass into a piñata and beat the shit out of her.

I was just saying that whoever's fighting in that bathroom should be

themselves. And it's y 'all who got pulled out?

Oh, baby, I ain't ashamed.

I could go for round two.

Anybody can.

Anybody can get it. Anybody can get it. Who won't solve?

You won't solve?

You know, you should have solved me, Fatima. I did what you taught me. I

myself.

Snatched her back.

Snatched her ass.

It was good.

It was just what you taught me. Not exactly.

It was patty cake. But you know what? Listen, baby.

You got heart, kid.

Oh, my hiccups are gone.

Oh, thank God. Good. It doesn't matter. Ah, but my finger hurts.

It probably got hurt when you slapped the hell out of Penelope.

Excuse me, punched.

Wait. What?

Brina, what?

Okay, wait, wait, wait. Let's take this back to the top.

Wait a minute. Wait for me.

Pam, I know you did not. Yes, I did. I paid for the spot, and I ain't wasting a

bit of it. I know that's right. Oh, okay. I don't think they need any more

drinks. Yes, we do.

Just a bit. Just a bit, okay?

So I got one question. Who hit Penelope first?

Right. I did.

Yeah,

you slapped the taste out of that bitch mouth. I'll tell you what. Well, wait,

wait. You did not say the best part.

She said, when you go home and kiss Robin, make sure that you remember the

of my vagina.

It was good.

Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait.

So, Penelope's with Robin now?

Yes, girl, that's why I had to call her out for always wanting to be with a man

that I've had first.

Wait, but, I'm sorry, Brina punched someone?

It happened.

It happened. It just happened?

Yeah, she was also trying to stop the fight. I wanted to whoop her ass for

Yeah, but then Penelope hit me.

So, you know, I had to, like, hit her back.

Oh, so Sabrina got hit.

Don't talk about me. I'm embarrassed.

Why are you embarrassed?

Because it's so great.

Okay. It's always the quiet ones you got to watch out for.

So many other people I want to punch. Me too.

You know, if I could have got my hands on Dr. Cruz earlier, I would strangle

life out of him. I would have helped you. I think everybody in the office

have. He deserves it.

Yeah. Well, congratulations again.

I'm so proud of you ladies.

I love seeing black women come together.

Speaking of coming together, y 'all know what town it is.

Absolutely. I'm safe with you guys. We're the black women.

Yeah. The black women.

And babies.

Mine's gone.

Oh. By the way, here you go. Thank you.

Thank you. What's going on? Good friend.

Could you hold this for me? Sure.

Thank you.

Where are we going next?

I'm going to be honest.

Now, everybody be walking around talking about accountability, accountability.

They just be saying that shit that's not on the ball. They don't really be

practicing that shit.

Look, do you practice it?

Yeah, I be practicing.

It may not come out on game day the way I had planned it, but I do be

practicing.

It's really not that hard.

Yo, Mr. Keys, I'm going to be with Zach on this one.

Sometimes it feel like...

They feel like they just want you to admit you're wrong so that they can feel

like they're right. No, no, no, no, no. Don't do that. Don't say they.

Be 100.

Women.

Women. They built different. They think different.

They love being right so that they can tell you that you're wrong. And just one

time, let them be wrong.

Oh, and if they're wrong, forget about it. They don't want to talk about it.

They want to process it and storm out the house.

And then you stand in there like, what happened? Then they come back with a

bunch of shit that you've got to be accountable for.

I see. You want to be told that you're right.

Yeah, sometimes.

Most of the time. Okay. Oh, yeah.

Well, that's probably the issue.

Come on, man. Don't come to me here with this, oh, women never wrong.

Nobody want to hear that shit. No, no.

No,

no. What I'm saying is that you got to stop thinking about who's right and

wrong.

Accountability ain't got nothing to do with keeping score in a relationship,

man. It's communication through the issue so that hopefully you don't have

deal with the same issue or similar ever again.

Is that how you stop this crazy cycle?

What cycle?

You're not, like, fighting for forgiveness only to forgive to fight

I'll be fighting for my life. That's the shit I'll be talking about. I hate that

shit. Fellas.

Look, I don't want y 'all to sit here and think that I got all the answers.

Because clearly I don't. I have not figured it all out.

Let me ask you this.

Would you take an easy relationship with somebody that you ain't in love with or

what you got now?

Patino, you need to finish that question.

I'm not for the streets no more.

It's really late.

Can I head home?

Oh, gosh. I'm in a hotel. I'm not liquid. I'm not fighting.

Been holding out on me?

Uh, sorry. I keep it in my purse for emergencies, like this one.

Oh, thank you.

Thanks for having my back with Penelope in there.

You surprised?

Things have been kind of weird with us lately.

Girl, just because we beefing don't mean I ain't going to cut somebody for you.

You should know that by now.

And why are we beefing, Danny?

I don't know, Amy.

You tell me.

I don't know either.

Well, are we sisters or not?

Of course.

Because I don't know.

You've been lying to me, and it just seems like one day you woke up and

that. I was untrustworthy. Did I do something to you? No, you didn't do

to me.

Danny, you just say some of the most off -the -wall things sometimes.

Well, Andy, that's always been me.

Like, unapologetically.

You know that. I know that. I know that you're just being yourself and you're

just being honest and you're not being malicious.

But sometimes I just, I don't want to hear it that way.

Well, say that, you know, speak your truth, set a boundary.

But just don't have me out here thinking that, I don't know, you ain't my damn

friend no more because you're afraid of some judgment that you think I might

have for you.

You're right.

I don't want to be right, Andy.

I don't want to ever have this conversation again.

I want my best friend to know she does not have to hide anything from me. I

didn't think I was hiding anything from you. I thought I was protecting you.

Damn, girl.

I handled that wrong.

And contrary to popular belief, I do not have it all together. And

one thing I do know is that I don't want to lose you as my best friend.

You girls mean the world to me.

Just so you know, nobody believes you have it all together.

I'll take that.

I'm just tired of the trouble.

Me too.

I'm sorry.

I'll do better.

I'm sorry.

And I will also do better. I know I've been a little... I know I've been a

little shitty.

A little shady.

We've been shady.

You got to admit that.

Yeah, I'm doing good.

It's good. Aww.

Well, I have a confession to make.

I'm still seeing your cousin, Rock.

Damn it, Sabrina.

Damn it, Sabrina.

I know it.

Wait, what?

What? I don't know.

I'm sorry. It's just that he has what I need right now.

You know?

Take the hit.

Open your eyes, Sabrina.

You don't open up those big alien -esque eyes. Open your eyes, Sabrina.

I'm scared.

Danny, don't hit him.

Do you know why I'm mad?

Because I was seeing him behind your back.

No.

Talking like I'm some big bully or something.

You stupid.

I don't care if you're dealing with my trifling ass cousin.

You don't?

Okay. No, I don't. I mean, I understand.

It's King James. We pull you in like tar and you get stuck.

But you know, I tried to save you the headache.

It's all yours now.

Thank you. Why don't you?

Okay, you're making me holler than I already am, girl.

I love you.

You know, I was starting to think that it was a bad idea to have invited

everybody out, but it seems like it's exactly what we needed to all get back

the same page.

Love y 'all.

Thank you for coming out.

Anything for you. Oh, thank you. Give me a hug. Hold on. Excuse me. Why are you

at like the night of Din Din?

Y 'all not ready to go?

No.

Go to the next place.

Mm -hmm. Oh.

Mm -hmm.

Matter of fact, I'm going to call more of you.

Oh, for me. I have a phone call to make as well.

Oh.

Everybody's making phone calls.

Mm -hmm.

side of Billy Jake's in the parking lot.

Where are you?

Girl, I had to leave from over there. It got barbaric and they started showing

their true colors.

Somebody said that some ratchet bitches got to fighting in there.

You know, I'd get out of there. I can't do ghetto.

Yeah, those ratchet heifers were us.

Sabrina, get the out of here bitch. You was in there fighting.

You got a black eye?

No.

In that case, my office hours are from 9 to 5 on Monday. Yada, yada, yada, yada.

Maurice, where's the party at?

All right, calm down, jagged ass bitch. Shit, I thought you and the Golden Girls

were done for the night.

No, we want to go out.

We want to go out.

Well, I'm at Proud Bar.

Y 'all can come over here, but I'll tell you one thing. Don't bring that

fighting over here because the gays will beat your ass.

Okay, okay, perfect. We're going to see you soon. I want to tell the girls we

are on.

Let's go.

Go? Robert, I told Marie's mom.

Wait.

Okay,

but first, Miss Danny, who was you talking to on the phone?

I see you talking low and whispering and blushing.

Me? Blushing?

We all saw it. And I heard a little something about send me the address.

What was that about?

Are you and Tony back on good terms?

I'm going to need y 'all to step out of grown folks' business.

Oh. Okay.

Okay,

whatever. I already called a ride share.

I think we should get something to eat. I'm starving.

Oh, yeah.

And speaking of food, guys, Zach and I are going to have a cookout tomorrow,

you guys are all invited.

Ooh. Yes.

Yes. I'll stop by before I fly. Okay.

Sounds good to me.

You know what?

What a really hit right now. What?

Some wings.

Oh, yes. Let me pull.

Yes. Yes.

Only flat with the ranch.

Andy. Oh, my God.

That's my brownie right there. That's my favorite.

What? The brownie. Fried pickles with maple syrup. Oh, my God.

So good.

It's good.

Andy. Andy.

That's an edible.

That's an edible.

Wait, save me some. It was an edible.

It was in my purse for a long time.

No, it's good. It's so good.

I wanted to see.

I was going to try it one day.

Did you just give me a... You got an edible brownie?

Is that drugs?

Mm -hmm. That's drugs.

That's drugs. Oh, girl.

You about to be... Uh -huh.

We about to be... We about to be... Me too.

Oh, girl.

We're good.

It's us!

Hey, I'm not... You taking my pill?

Hey,

that's the best entrance I've seen all night. Y 'all.

We just stopped for food.

Food?

You coming here empty -handed?

The unmitigated goal of you to not get anything for anybody else.

At least I have manners.

Dylan.

Round of applause for the pretty ladies and the beautiful man.

Morning, man. This is a good white man.

You didn't tell me you started dating white boys.

Didn't know I needed to make an announcement.

One second.

Hello, everybody.

This is Dylan, and he is a new...

I can't drink anymore.

Wait a minute. You didn't cheers.

I'll cheers on the next one. I want a party.

What have y 'all done to it?

Right. Y 'all see me grinding on the officer of the law.

Mind your business.

What officer?

Mind your business.

Okay.

Danny, I invited Rob.

No,

I ain't fighting in the bathroom. Don't you worry. Bye.

thought I should uninvite him.

I did take a lot of that edible.

Right? Just enjoy the ride.

Enjoy the ride?

The ride.

I don't know if I want to get on the ride.

You know who I called. Floyd, come on. Stop playing.

Well, I'm sorry.

She's already put to bed, so I guess you're just going to have to settle

to me.

Did she eat before she went to sleep?

Yes, she did. And what part of I got this do you not understand?

How about you just go have fun with the ladies?

We'll be here.

The home front is handled.

Okay, well, you had the modern in you. You know she's going to cry for some

soon. Hey, you don't have to worry.

I got it, okay?

Go have fun with your girls.

Fine, I'll try.

But I do miss y 'all.

It's been four hours.

Okay, go have fun with your friends.

I will be here.

I love you.

Love you, too.

I do not mean to be a stalker.

My husband and I, we have a surrogate.

She's seven months pregnant right now.

Congratulations. Thank you. We're so excited, but...

We are really nervous about fatherhood. I question myself constantly.

Will it be good enough?

Am I ready for this?

Will I bond with the baby? Will the baby even like me?

Look, you're not going to get it right initially.

That's okay because you're not perfect.

Just learn from your mistakes and then you'll be a better parent.

That's really sweet.

Thank you for those wise words.

Obviously coming from such a proud of yourself.

No, no, no.

Trust me, I'm not.

We'll get paid.

Yeah.

Good to meet you. Nice to meet you, too.

Oh,

my goodness, you made it.

What? I didn't recognize you in your uniform.

I mean, not in your uniform.

What, my street clothes don't do it for you?

Is that about the handcuff?

You know, those keep your things on me.

No, I'm just happy that these muscles aren't a part of the uniforms.

I'll tell you the same thing about you.

The higher airlines dress?

I recognize that body and face anywhere.

Well, I am one of them.

Yeah.

No, what's really like you? You got me coming out to a gay club.

Well, I'm happy you can make it.

I'm not going to lie.

It's a little word.

You scared?

No, nothing like that.

I just thought I'd feel a little out of place.

Steve?

What? You feel out of place?

You had a couple extra eyes on me, but I feel fine.

That's what all those other eyes are.

I'm letting them know.

So what made you decide to bring me out?

You said I'd call you if I needed anything.

And what do you need?

I'll get to it.

I'm confident I can provide that.

Hi.

This is your test. Don't screw it up.

I need to know views and following instructions and not just giving.

So what is my first task?

Well, you've already done the dance.

I need you to make a little drink.

Get down tonight.

Stay left.

Hey.

Rock?

What?

Don't hate baby me.

Hey, what you think about us having fun with these two lesbians?

What are you talking about?

I invited you here.

I was out there looking for you.

See, after five tonight, Sabrina, we can all have some fun.

Yeah, I don't want that.

See, like you said, you are the one that brought me to this freaky -ass place.

So try something new. You ain't got to keep it all to yourself.

Oh, Rock.

You know, I don't want any parts of this and no parts of

that. No, thank you.

You see, I'm trying to turn up. But you want to stay lame.

That shit don't mix.

Okay.

I will stay lame.

And you can take your freaky -deaky man show on the road.

This. I'm done with you and I'm done with all this shit. Not you, ladies.

Whatever.

See, Danny was right about you.

You're nothing but a headache.

Well, have fun with all your girls and I'm going to have fun with mine.

Okay. Ladies.

Maybe you should get tested.

Well, if I got something, you got something.

We twinning.

I ain't got nothing, ladies. I'm just joking.

Excuse me.

What?

That's how you tell a bitch.

Maurice? What?

Don't you call my gun the name?

Where are you?

I'm in heaven, bitch.

You see?

What are you doing here?

I was trying to enjoy the show.

Until you messed that up, girl, you'll mess up a wet dream.

Ew.

If I make it in faith, leave me the hell alone.

I'll see you outside.

Yo, I'm on my way.

No respect. We're not ready yet. Oh, but we're at Proud Bart, not at Billy

Jakes. Good. At least I'm not worried about no wolves over there.

I don't know. It's a few straight men in here.

Or at least by.

Why would you tell me that?

You know I like to get a rise out of you. Got to keep me on your toes.

I hope you ain't tired. You're going to get a rise out of me.

Zach,

don't be talking nasty in front of company.

Oh, and I told the girls about the cookout, okay?

Oh, shit.

Zach, please don't tell me you forgot already.

Look, they're excited about it, okay?

Zach, look, I got a dope.

Sabrina's throwing up.

Look, y 'all, I got to go prepare for a cookout.

You're my man.

Sounds like Sabrina's having the time of her life without you throwing up in

garbage cans or anything.

Yo, hold up. Is she all right? Oh, she'll be fine. The girl's got her. But

I got to get ready for this cookout.

12 o 'clock tomorrow. I'm going to send it to Addie.

All right?

All right. All right. Do the keys.

Appreciate it.

Thanks for the invite.

I'll be there. Of course. All right. Rich?

Yeah, no worries.

I appreciate it. Nice hanging out with you.

Hope you get your women problems sorted out.

Yeah.

I'm going to stick around for a little while, man. All right.

Don't be safe. Why are you in a rush, man? You got a girl.

Bartender. Can I get another one over here?

Yeah, same thing.

Appreciate it.

30 martini, please.

Well, hello, lovely.

How are you today?

I'm blessed.

Oh, yes, you are.

Let me buy that drink for you.

Thank you.

Hold on.

I want to get down. I want to get down.

I want to get down.

I want to get down. I want to get down. I want to get down.

I want to get down.

I want to get down. I want to get down. I want to get down. I want to get down.

I want to get down. I want to get down.

I want to get down. I want to get down. I want to get down.

I want to get down. I want to get down.

I want to get down.

And Robin.

And Jordan. And Gary.

This is the happiest I've been in a long time.

I'm really enjoying myself.

I'm so happy.

Uh -oh, she needs some milk.

Oh, oh, oh, I have an idea. What?

Another round of shots of me. Uh -oh, no.

Yes! Another round of shots of me. Uh -oh. All right, come on, y 'all.

No, no, no, pay no ball.

Darling!

Watch it. Full -grown adults at the bar really is a full -time job.

Yeah, but it is entertaining, though.

Now Andy's fighting for her life with these edibles. She ain't winning.

She looks like she's a white girl at Coachella right now.

And look at Danny over there with Mr. Opposite.

Wait.

Wait, Marina.

Right there, and it looks like her and Andy are in competition for drunkest

friends. Oh, my gosh.

Somehow, Brina still got it together.

More than all of us.

It's always been that way.

Since college.

Even though it's hard for her to think sometimes.

She really is the heart of the group, you know?

Always keeps us on the right track.

You know what? I can see that. She seems like she has this...

Good, genuine energy that people feel like they can take advantage of. Until

punches him in the face in the bathroom.

Right.

It's never a dumb moment with Danny.

You know, when we was beefing, I really had a problem with you and Danny being

cool.

You knew that already?

I did.

I understand, though.

She's the most loyal person that I know.

She said some off -the -wall shit, but I love me a real one.

She's bad times ten.

Even when you don't want her to be.

Andy's a mess sometimes.

You know I know.

But she has good intentions.

When she's focused, she's unstoppable.

She could just keep them crazy -ass men away from her.

You know, our girl might run the city one day. I believe that.

Dema, can you do me a favor?

What's that game?

I need you to watch over this.

Well,

I'm away in bed.

I know I'm just a thing right away, but, you know, I'll be focused on raising

faith.

And I need to know that someone's here.

And here's their back.

You are their sister, isn't it?

I can do it.

And I know they have my back, too.

You sure you want to do this here?

Oh, shut up.

Oh,

wait.

What's wrong?

I just had a breakthrough.

A breakthrough?

Let's just say you might drown in it.

Good thing I know how to swim.

You know all the right things to say.

Yeah. Well, good thing you kicked the old boy to the curb and gave me a

About that, um... What?

You know what? Not that. I'm having a good time. It's the best time of my

I don't want to ruin it. I want to add to it.

I can't.

Come back to bed.

Go for round six.

Oh, six.

Next on system.

Andy, there's something I want to tell you. Oh, what is it?

Andy, release the pancakes.

Are you going to miss this place?

Not at all.

Maybe it'll be better luck for the next ten.

I wonder how they know each other. Let the boomers talk.

See, I rebuke you, okay?

Rebuke you, Satan. You hear?

Don't hate me, but I can't find my keys to the vault.

Paige, now I'm going to be late to the cookout.