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Olympus Filme presents

Carla Camuratti and Cristina Mutarelli in

♪ New wave, playing with your heart out front ♪

♪ New wave, kicking emotion way up high ♪

♪ New wave, advance, in space, goal! ♪

NEW WAVE

♪ The center is the field ♪

♪ Ten sweating bodies ♪

♪ The fountain of pleasure… ♪

♪ Seagulls Soccer Club ♪

♪ Seagulls Soccer... ♪

♪ Seagulls Soccer Club ♪

♪ Seagulls Soccer... ♪

♪ In the garden’s shine Fine things roll ♪

♪ Glitter kisses ♪

♪ Satin embraces ♪

♪ Lilac laser heart ♪

♪ Biting gay smile… ♪

♪ Seagulls Soccer Club ♪

♪ Seagulls Soccer... ♪

♪ Seagulls Soccer Club ♪

♪ Seagulls Soccer... ♪

♪ (Gay, gay, gay...) Club ♪

♪ (Gay, gay, gay...) ♪

- You’re looking pretty cute. - Thank you.

It’s gonna look great.

I’m gonna do, like, a lip-to-lip makeup here.

- That’s it, you look beautiful. - That’s good, that’s good.

Tell me something: have you had this tendency since childhood?

- Tell us. - More or less.

How did soccer come into your life?

Well, ever since I was a kid I liked playing soccer.

I used to watch the boys playing barefoot in the street.

And sometimes I’d go in as the goalkeeper

when one of them was missing.

- And your mother? - Hiding it from Mom, of course.

Soccer fascinates me.

It’s a spectacle, it’s a show, it’s art!

That’s good.

I love masculinizing sports!

Hold on. Boobies...

This whole tryout thing

to recruit girls for women’s soccer

doesn’t work.

What really matters is the sculpture.

I don’t think so.

I think you managers have no sensitivity at all

to understand the soul of a soccer player.

That’s why I support free transfers.

Actually, free everything, go wherever you want...

In fact, pass me another little piece of meat, please.

Thanks.

Did you see Santos yesterday? What a shame, huh?

Yeah.

Santos soccer doesn’t have the tradition it used to, you know?

- It’s over. - It’s over.

You wanna bet? If you wanna bet, I’ll bet.

That top-scorer talk works on Waldir Peres,

that butterfingers. Not on me!

And another thing, huh, if I let you score on me,

I’ll shave my head right here on the field.

And if I don’t score, do I have to shave my head too?

No, no.

You’ll have to play the whole championship

with that little pigtail you’re doing.

Look how cute it is!

Okay, then it’s a bet.

Hey, you guys, come here! Gather around! Come here!

I want everybody to know about our bet, okay?

I’m gonna score way more than one goal on this butterfingers.

Get me some scissors.

I’m gonna make myself look just like Waldir Peres.

Come on, guys! Enough horsing around!

- Let’s hit the field! - Let’s hit the field!

Stop, stop! Stop, stop, stop, stop! Stop!

Excuse me, give me a minute, I have to referee the game, okay?

See you later.

- What’s your team’s name? - “Seagulls Soccer Club.”

Then ours is gonna be “Sweet-Smelling Butt,” okay?

Guys, let’s get this organized.

Who are the team captains?

- Hey! I’m one. - We are.

So let’s begin, let’s draw.

- I call heads! I said it first. - Tails, tails!

Let’s go. Toss the ball.

Hey, I won!

- But it landed upright. - Heads!

No, look. You want to see?

Heads. My team over here...

- And the girls over here. - Seagulls over there.

Let’s go, let’s go!

That’s a foul, damn it! The foul!

Kick it, kick it!

Kick! Goal!

There, done! Oh, now that was the first one, thank God.

Oh, this game is gonna be more than ten.

- You think so? - Of course!

Hey, besides doing absolutely nothing, you still score an own goal on me?

- Relax! - Oh, give me a break, damn it!

Go fuck yourself! I can’t deal with this! What the hell?

Go mark Casagrande, go on, do me a favor!

- Hi, girls. - Hi, ladies.

- Hi, fancy ladies. - Hi, how are you?

Can we watch the game with you?

- Aren't you going to drink with us? - No, thanks.

I drink, but, no, I’m not drinking, thanks.

Don’t you like soccer?

I’ve got nothing against it. Do you, Rubi?

No, quite the opposite. I actually really like soccer.

You bet.

And what do you think about this women’s soccer thing?

Goal!

There you go, see?

No need to say anything. That’s it now.”

Yeah, but the goalkeeper helped.

- Watch your mouth, man! Get out of here! - What’s up, Madame Satã?

Keep moving, come on!

Now I'm just fooling. I’m doing nothing

because the film production has stopped.

And now they’re looking for someone else to dub it.

But it’s... it’s a weird thing, you know? I...

I don’t know. Suddenly she dies.

Personally, I’d feel creeped out, you know?

Playing the role of someone who just died.

Not that I’m afraid of that whole dying thing,

but it’s weird, you know what I mean?

Stay there! Stay outside! Stay down there!

Kick it, kick it!

Kick! Goal!

Oh, poor thing!

Oh, the poor girl!

- I knew it! - That’s so mean.

Stop, stop!

Get out, you idiots! Damn it, go fuck yourselves!

Look at this!

Hi, Dad.

Hi, sweetheart.

Hi, Mom.

Hi.

Have a slice of pizza, honey.

Sit down and tell me where you were.

Give it to the dog, I’m not hungry.

No way!

This pizza is great! Sit down and eat!

I already said I’m not hungry.

I just came from the office secretaries’ barbecue.

And what’s with that awful wet hair?

Water, duh.

He’s pressuring him. Rodrigo’s marking him tight.

Piece-of-crap TV. It only gets channel 11.

- Jerk! - No, but it was a lot of beating.

- It was really violent. - Well,

I’m heading out, guys.

Gonna hitch a ride so I don’t miss the show.

- Bye. - Bye.

So, guys, our coach already left, huh?

- He already left. - Oh...

There comes the other one with her, look.

Hey, Rita, come in.

No, no. I can’t go to the show tonight at all.

What’s up, Ritinha?

I became a soccer player. All good?

I had a match today, the whole afternoon.

Uh-huh.

Men dressed as women and women dressed as men.

- How was it? - Oh, it was great!

Wladimir looked gorgeous!

He was wearing a totally see-through dress.

And I was dressed as a pregnant woman.

- Carioquinha? - Yeah.

I shouldn’t have had sex today. I shouldn’t have.

Why? Didn’t you like it?

That’s not it, it’s the schedule.

Schedule? What schedule?

You were on your period until the day before yesterday.

Championship schedule, you idiot.

I have to be at the Club at 8 A.M. tomorrow to train,

and here we are making out until 3 A.M.

Oh, no problem.

I’m the coach.

You’re cleared.

Oh, Rita! Oh, we’re in trouble!

- Ow... - We’re in trouble! Come here!

- It’s closed. - Goddammit, it’s closed!

Then come here! Come here, come here!

- Oh, I’m slipping! - No, come on. Run over here.

This way.

♪ Tell me that I’m your type ♪

♪ Tell me, baby, and I’ll believe it ♪

♪ Whisper softly ♪

Look who’s here.

♪ that I’m your ideal ♪

♪ Put on that dress, like Cupid ♪

♪ And try not to play with my libido ♪

Hey, are you strawberry jelly or apple jelly?

Hold on. Hold on, I’m gonna go talk to someone over there, okay?

Go ahead. But hey, Zita...

Yeah, I get messages like that all the time.

Cool.

- Got a light? - No.

Hello, how are you?

Playing waitress now, huh? Lighting people’s cigarettes.

Anything for you. Hi, Vera, how are you?

I’m fine.

Think you could give me a little time?

- Alright. - Oh, don’t go, sweetie.

- No, let me go. - Don’t disappear, okay?

Just a moment. I’ll be right back.

Why did you come here, huh?

Looking for your coke, you nut.

- Really? - Uh-huh.

- But my coke is with him. - With him, huh?

Yeah, that’s why I couldn’t come alone.

He’s always with you, right?

Keeping score and all that.

Oh, stop. You know my thing is with you, don’t you?

♪ That your eyes will shine ♪

♪ Your chest won’t stop heaving ♪

♪ When I arrive Your mouth will start to shout ♪

♪ Shout that I’m your type ♪

♪ Just that ♪

♪ Mixed with lots of emotion ♪

♪ Will make my heart ♪

♪ Roll with pleasure ♪

♪ Will make my heart ♪

♪ Roll with pleasure ♪

♪ Anything goes ♪

Helen of Troy!

Hey, Carioca, let’s dance!

Here’s the deal: Tell Rita

I’m going downstairs to check something out and I’ll be right back, alright?

Don’t forget about me, okay?

♪ Whatever comes is fine ♪

♪ Whatever you want ♪

♪ Just not A man dancing with a man ♪

♪ Or a woman with a woman Anything else goes ♪

♪ Anything goes ♪

Jelly and Laurinha!

♪ Anything goes ♪

Vera, gorgeous! And here’s Ritinha!

♪ Anything goes ♪

It’s the Seagulls Soccer Club!

♪ Anything goes ♪

And attention, attention!

There’s a new slogan going around.

- Yeah? - Total freedom!

Now anything really goes!

♪ Anything goes ♪

♪ Anything, anything, anything goes ♪

♪ Anything goes ♪

- Can I? - Uh-huh.

- Is your dad here? - Uh-huh. He is, he’s coming down.

How was the show?

It was great.

It was on fire.

Then a girl actually got burned and they called the firemen.

Good thing it wasn’t you.

I have to take Potato to practice.

- Want to come with me? - No, I’m wiped out.

I’ll wait for you here in bed.

- Bye, Mom! - Bye.

I always said it, not just today.

I was close to Vicente Mateus. Really close.

I used to tell him:

“Vicente, soccer needs to become more feminine.”

Yeah, but there are so many queers in soccer...

Who do you know, huh?

Oh!

Many stories. I’ll tell you one day.

Now stop right there, I need to give her a ride.

- Hurry up, we’re late. - Hi.

Hi, Lili, how are you?

Damn! What a drag!

My mom’s always on my tail, fuck!

Yeah, man-to-man coverage is tough. He should know.

Are you enjoying the new look?

It’s way more practical.

You wash it and don’t even need to comb it.

Just do it like this, and that's it.

The bald goalkeeper.

- Bye, Mom. - Hang in there, sweetheart. Good practice.

Want me to pick you up later?

Oh, no, it’s fine. I’ll catch a ride,

take the bus, whatever...

Alright. Bye then. Bye, bye.

♪ I lived such a quiet life ♪

So? Want to start your first practice flying high?

Yeah, that would be great.

- Wonderful. - Great, right?

♪ My God, how long I went without knowing… ♪

♪ It was when my father told me: “Daughter, ♪

♪ you’re the black sheep of the family” ♪

What’s your sign?

I’m a sign that loves to fly.

- I love air signs. - Me too.

“Too” why?

Age of Aquarius, or just an illusion?

♪ There’s no use calling out ♪

♪ When someone is lost ♪

♪ Trying to find themselves ♪

♪ Baby, baby ♪

Ugh, these bruises are really giving me trouble, you know?

Damn! Yeah, well, what can I do?

You need to be careful with those bruises.

Yeah, but they came in hard in that game, huh?

Yeah, but talk to Jorge to take it easy on you,

otherwise it might get worse in the next games.

- No, leave that to me. - Just do the physical.

- I’m saving them all today. - Uh-huh. Alright then.

And Jelly still hasn’t shown up, huh?

She doesn’t know Jelly.

She has problems, right, Neneca? You know how it is.

- She has problems. - Oh, it’s not just that.

- There’s another side to it. - Oh, you don’t know Jelly?

- Oh, you guys are such fussy. - Relax.

That’s exactly how I like it.

Small.

Hey, the thing you asked for.

Thanks.

Hey, guys, look who’s here!

- About time! - Late!

Well, Jelly?

Come on, Jelly, first day and you’re already showing up late?

Go get changed now, we’re about to go on the field.

Jelly, quick! Rita, let’s go!

Leave Jelly alone or she’ll never get dressed.

Come on, up top! Match it with me!

Left, right!

Left... Come on! Wait, Rita,

get into rhythm, damn it!

Look at that. What a mess!

Let’s go again, up top! Left,

right!

Hey, what’s going on there?

Oh, it’s a women’s team that just started training.

A women’s team playing ball, training...

They just started, but what I want to see is the game, you know?

For now they’re just doing effort, drills...

Come here to the corner. I swear no one can see us.

Near the bathroom.

I’ll show you my poems.

21, 22, 23,

24, 25, 26...

Hey! Hey, girl! What are you doing there?

- Is this the soccer locker room? - Can’t you see?

I came to talk to the coach.

It’s that nigger over there.

- Hey, I wanted to talk to you. - Yes?

I’d like to play on your team.

And do you know how to play?

Sort of.

I used to play with my brothers.

If you know how to play, great.

We really need girls to complete the team.

- So what do I do? - Hey, Nonoca!

What?

Check the girl’s uniform size, she’s going to play with us.

- Alright. - What position do you play?

Oh, I play all of them, whatever.

Okay.

Give me a minute, I’m going to take a shower.

Hey, Potato, move, it’s my turn now.

Hey, what’s your name again?

Valentina.

Hey, everyone. Let me introduce Valentina.

She’s going to play with us.

Tomorrow she’ll show us if she’s really good with the ball.

Let’s go!

Cheers!

Tchin-tchin! Tchin-tchin!

At least now we’ve got 11, right?

Yeah, it was about time. Now we’ve got a real team.

But what good is it? We don’t have any matches scheduled.

No, we’re going to start off well, you know.

We’ve got a match scheduled against the Women’s Police team

next week, huh?

Women’s Police?!

Yeah, Jorge’s connections.

Of course.

Oh, I have a friend who plays there.

It’s the best team in São Paulo.

Oh, yeah, best team in São Paulo...

You all don’t know. I managed to get us

on Chacrinha’s TV show to promote the team.

- When are we going? - Saturday, Saturday.

What time is it?

Oh, I’m late. I’m late.

I have choreography rehearsal now.

I’ll confirm everything for Saturday, okay, Neneca?

- All right. - Okay?

Look, I gotta go... I’m going... I’m late...

Bye, go on.

- Drink a lot, girls, - Come back soon!

‘cause we’ve got a match tomorrow.

- Bye! - Bye then.

What a fall!

- Wow! - Poor thing!

What a funny tumble.

Look who just arrived.

- Go on, go talk to him. - No, I won’t.

Go on, let him explain himself.

I’m not going. I want him to drop dead, okay?

Go see what he wants, Lili.

Damn it, Potato, I’m not going, fuck!

Come on, that’s mean. He came all the way here.

♪ There’s no use trying to leave me ♪

That martini was good, huh? For you to show up only today.

No, that’s not it.

I didn’t tell you before ‘cause you’d freak out,

but Marcelo and I got blown off yesterday.

We went to see the other side of the town, that’s all.

And it was crazy, you know? ‘Cause a guard showed up,

and we were hiding from him.

And suddenly,

Marcelo got in the mood to wander into a thousand spots.

And we only got back home at dawn.

Lucky there was a huge moon up in the sky.

Wow, what an adventure, huh?

But I’m done talking to you, okay?

What do you mean? You don’t end a fling like that.

I’m fed up, okay?

You’re always with Marcelo everywhere we go, damn it!

I’ll shake him off, but we’ll see each other tonight.

I don’t know.

Come on, give me a sip.

- Look at her... - Feeling bold, huh?

Come on, man.

You can climb up. It’s tied tight.

Psst!

Oh, Rui, I don’t think this is gonna work, you know?

You’re too esoteric for my head.

Not that much.

Don’t tell me you don’t feel a thrill for me?

Of course I do. I adore you.

But I feel like suffering right now.

♪ The beauty and the beast ♪

♪ A certain smile of someone who wants nothing ♪

♪ Fragile sex ♪

No, wait a sec. I need to take out my tampon.

♪ Doesn’t run from a fight ♪

♪ And a woman doesn’t live only for the bed ♪

♪ So don’t provoke me ♪

♪ It’s shocking pink ♪

♪ Don’t provoke me ♪

♪ It’s shocking pink ♪

- Pass the ball! - Move, Laurinha, out of the way!

♪ Don’t provoke me ♪

- ♪ It’s shocking pink ♪ - You gotta kick it, Potato, damn it!

♪ So don’t provoke me ♪

♪ It’s shocking pink ♪

That’s a goal! Go to hell!

Move! Move, Laurinha! Move!

- Go forward! - Go on!

- Pass it here! Pass it here! - There! Yeah! Pass the ball!

Damn it, fuck off!

What’s this? What the hell is this?

Fuck off, damn it!

- Get out of here! - I’m gonna beat the crap out of you!

You stuck-up freak!

- Bitch! - Drop that! Stop, stop!

Before Dawn Edla Van Steen

It’s the hour of the wolf.

Face me.

I’m going to give you a new prescription

and raise the price of the consultation.

Because the way things are, it’s not working.

♪ One fine day I decided to change ♪

♪ And do everything I wanted to do ♪

♪ I freed myself from that vulgar life ♪

Hey, cutie!

♪ Spin, spin, spin and let them know ♪

Let’s go, guys! Come on! Hurry, hurry!

Get in position! No, no. It’s on commercial break now.

No need. Attention, attention!

Look, here’s the deal:

I’ll go in first and to my spot.

From there, I’ll give you the signal and you’ll come in.

João, make them look good, okay?

Come on, come on!

Let’s go, we’re going on air!

♪ See you in September ♪

♪ See you... ♪

♪ Never fall in love ♪

- Zita. - What?

Just stop for one second. I promise this is the last one.

If he’s not there, we go straight to the Ritz, OK?

Stop?

♪ See you... ♪

Don’t take forever like you did back at Posto 6!

Don’t worry! Ow!

Hold on, I’ll be right back.

I’m sleepy.

Me too.

Let’s just drop them off at the Ritz and then we’re out.

All right.

Carioca is showing up tonight no matter what.

Here.

Even if I have to light five black candles!

And this whole thing of us not having a place to live is rough.

We’re always on the street.

Do you know Walter Hugo Khouri?

Hm?

The filmmaker.

I actually need to talk to him.

Oh, look, there’s the Ritz. We’re here, we’re here.

Hey, did Rui tell you we went to the movies yesterday?

Oh, yeah? What’d you go see?

We saw Fassbinder’s The Bitter Tears.

The movie is shocking. I was super moved.

I cried the whole thing.

But Rui kept poking me, pinching me.

Does he do that to you too?

Oh, go take care of your customers, Marcelo!

I just got back from a tour of every bar in São Paulo.

- So, did you like Chacrinha? - It was great.

I just hope my mother didn’t recognize me behind that mask.

She’s got a nose for these things!

Did you see who’s here?

Hold on.

I don’t know why he gets into this stuff.

After all, he’s Artur’s friend,

and he shouldn’t be doing this low-class things.

Yeah, in the end, all he should do is drink.

Want an Iced Tea?

Only if you sleep with me after.

Under a truck.

It’s late.

Did you know I spent the whole night looking for you?

I wasn’t sure you’d show up here.

- Liar. - Oh, yeah?

I was just talking to Beto about that.

Big surprise. When don’t you show up here?

Actually, that’s probably why your team never gets anywhere.

True. We even got our asses kicked by Police today.

At least I know I’m not dreaming about that tonight.

That’s the cool part of having two lives.

And which one do you like better?

Both.

You took a cheeseburger to that table.

The girl asked for a burger.

She asked to swap it ’cause she’s allergic to cheese.

- Oh, give me a break, Rui. - Jeez...

One of these days I’ll show you. You’ll see.

I have an album with clippings from every game

I’ve watched since 1977.

Then I have another one just for Casagrande.

I clip and paste everything that gets published about him.

I’m even gonna ask him for an autograph.

But like I was telling you earlier,

I have this super crazy aunt who works at the registry office.

The other day she even asked if I wanted to change my name.

Then, with fake documents, I could leave the country.

Here’s your Bloody Mary.

So, guys, what’s the holdup, huh?

Hey, are you a virgin?

You know, ever since I was a girl,

I’ve had fantasies of sleeping with a taxi driver.

I’ll introduce you to my mother.

No need to be that realistic.

I prefer dreams.

I’m the one who’s driving. Things are a mess around here!

- I’m driving! - Stop!

Stop! I’m gonna turn you in! I’m gonna tell Artur!

You’re smuggling!

You’re smuggling whiskey!

Let go of me! Get off!

Artur! Artur... Let go!

So you think you’re gonna drive, huh?

- Rui, for God’s sake! - You’re drunk!

I know... I know that toll road.

This isn’t gonna work. Out!

I’m the one who’s driving the motorcycle!

Out of there! Out!

- At least let the other one. - There. I’m getting on and that’s it.

- Done. - Good.

- Easy... - Let’s go.

Hop on.

I’m gonna start it.

Now the other one doesn’t even know how to start it.

I hope so.

Get off.

Hey, go slow.

Lili, come here.

Can you explain to me what this filth means?

Yesterday I went and screwed a bricklayer at a construction site.

Like that story, Mom?

I wouldn’t doubt it, sweetheart.

But I know exactly where this filth comes from.

It’s from that masculine life you lead.

Look at yourself, Lili.

You don’t have an ounce of vanity.

I didn’t have a daughter just for her to end up

playing soccer in the street.

But you have a husband who knits at home.

I won’t let you talk about your father like that.

He knits at home because his doctor recommended it, okay?

But the things the doctor should be recommending to you two,

he doesn’t.

Lili, go fuck yourself!

Lili!

- I dreamed about you. - Don’t say.

It’s true.

I dreamed too.

What did you dream?

Remember that time we went out

and had sex under that bridge?

- I remember. - Hi.

- How are you, Lili? - What's up, Neneca?

- All good. - Listen, can you do me a favor?

Any.

I had a huge fight with my mom because of soccer.

Can I stay here a few days?

If you find a corner to sleep in...

The house is yours.

- Just until I find another place. - Uh-huh

- Hey, you guys are here, huh? - What do you think?

We're getting up now.

So, your mom gave you the checkmate, huh?

- No, I did. - What a drag.

Listen, Lili,

do you know Walter Hugo Khouri?

Don’t play dumb, Neneca.

If you don’t rein it in,

this place is gonna turn into a total madhouse!

It’s fine, it’s fine. Don’t worry.

Okay.

Well, I’ve called you here

because I think we need to talk.

You’re witnesses

that I’ve always supported women’s soccer.

Ever since the battles to get approval from the CND.

I’ve always been on the front lines.

But some things have been happening

that are unacceptable in a sports environment.

Rumor has it that some girls were seen

smoking marijuana on Club grounds.

We’ve received complaints from a mother

about her daughter’s masculinizing behavior.

And even

reports of sexual acts inside the locker room.

- Whoa, that never happened. - No, never.

No.

Well, anyway,

just so you get a sense of things,

they even found used tampons

floating in the hot tub in the locker room.

And I will not allow that to happen again.

Because that would put the Club’s image and reputation at risk.

If you want to continue relying on our infrastructure,

this talk

should serve as your guideline from now on.

Are we clear?

Okay?

- Then bye. - See you.

- Bye. - See you.

Rough stuff, huh, Neneca? You see how it is.

Oh, just the rent. Whatever.

Neneca, what the hell?

We’re gonna lose like this, damn it!

Rita, damn!

Jelly, can we bust our asses a little?

Potato, you too?

Enough! That’s enough for today, got it?

With this carelessness you want to become pro?

I don’t train amateurs, not in skill, not in spirit.

I'm fed up!

The president pressuring me on one side,

and you all with this fucking lack of effort on the other.

No way.

Rita, hey, with sunglasses? You at the beach?

If you don’t radically change your attitude by tomorrow,

I’m shutting this team down. Everybody hit the showers.

God, he’s such a pain in the ass.

Holy shit. What a drag.

♪ I started out in love with a sound ♪

♪ And turned into a groupie And turned into a fan ♪

♪ Clinging to the arm of a guitar ♪

♪ As if it was a heartthrob ♪

♪ Conning hearts ♪

♪ Like a groupie Like a fan ♪

♪ In a band that plays And hits the road ♪

♪ Searching for more illusions ♪

♪ Barely saw the music, I already felt bad ♪

♪ ‘Cause I’m a groupie ‘Cause I’m a fan♪

♪ There's no one who doesn't know That I gave myself over ♪

♪ I’m a prisoner of the song ♪

I’m going, Neneca.

Let’s get this game started.

Go on, pass the ball. Go.

Come on, everybody!

Go, Neneca! Go, Neneca!

- Go hard! - Pass the ball!

Jelly, get out of there!

That’s a foul, dammit! Shit!

Shit! What the hell?!

Jelly, send the ball over there!

Goal!

Okay, hands on your hips, then lift your arm.

Like this, plié. Now look at your hand.

See how it all gets easier.

Watch the ball!

- Lili, hold it! - Neneca! Neneca, stay back there!

Hey, honey, you came here to play soccer or to do ballet? Damn!

Hey, no need to get pissed. It’s fine.

Look at the dirty stuff happening on the field, look.

Hey, hottie, try running a little.

What the hell is that? That’s her daughter, man.

Look at her.

Go, she’s gonna call the foul! She’s gonna call it!

Let’s go, girl! Valentina!

I’m done! That’s all I needed!

Alright. Come on, Potato, go for it.

Go, Potato. Go for it!

Goal!

- Seagulls! - Come on in.

Seagulls! Yeah, wonderful!

Wonderful! So, my girl? That’s great! Great!

What is this? No panties, girl? You look like a hooker!

- Put some clothes on. - Oh, come on, Mom!

- People are looking, come on. - Oh, come on, Mom!

- Stop being so uptight! - Cover that up, cover that up.

This is Gilmar, Rita. The goalkeeper I told you about.

- Hi, Gilmar. - Hi.

I think your team is really cool.

I’d never really paid attention to women’s soccer.

Why? You don’t like women?

- Seems like it. - Maybe.

- Did you see who’s here? - No. Who?

- Gilmar. - Shit!

- Come on, let’s go talk to him. - No, you go.

- Let’s go. - No, no.

Fine, then I'll go.

- Hi, Gilmar. - Hi.

Can I ask you something? Can I have your autograph?

Sure.

That’s why I’m the team’s free-kick taker.

When I was little,

I was always playing soccer with my dad.

And he saved everything, of course.

Perfect, Potato.

Oh, and there’s another thing. I’m a huge Zico fan.

- Alright then. Let’s take a picture? - Okay.

- Fernando. - Hi. Ready?

Say cheese!

Fernando, hang on.

Gilmar, can you come over here for a second, please?

Sure. Guys, give me just a minute.

I’ll be right back to talk to you.

- Hi, Gilmar. - Hi.

Can you take a picture here with Potato, from Seagulls?

Sure.

Did you know she’s Ado’s daughter?

- Really? - Yeah.

I’ve got news.

Marcelo and I just rented a fantastic house.

Super cheap.

We wanted you to come live with us.

You think it could work?

Of course it could. It’s gonna be amazing.

I’m not going back to my place anyway.

I’d rather sleep in Neneca’s living room,

with Jorge and all that tension,

than go back there.

It fell from the sky. It’s awesome!

And me, in the water.

Rui! Rui, don’t run away, I don’t know how to row!

What were you telling me about when you met my father?

Oh, your dad... He really helped me out.

He did? He helped me too.

You know, at the time,

he was the one who introduced me to the Corinthians coach.

Then I tried out as a goalkeeper.

And tell me something I’m dying to know.

Are you named Gilmar because of Gilmar the goalkeeper?

My mom was a fanatic for him.

Carioca, you’ve got a dark soul!

Stop!

♪ But if maybe on a curve I remember my world ♪

♪ I step on it harder ♪

♪ Correct it in a second I can’t stop! ♪

♪ I prefer the curves Of the Santos highway ♪

♪ Where I try to forget ♪

♪ A love I had ♪

♪ And saw in the mirror Fade away in the distance ♪

Mom, tonight the car’s mine, okay?

All right, all right.

♪ But if the love I lost I find again someday... ♪

♪ The curves will be gone ♪

♪ And on the Santos highway I’ll never drive again ♪

Think this stuff can get you high?

Try it.

Oh, Potato, that’s crazy. I don’t believe it.

On the first time?

No!

You’re a rabbit. Yeah, a rabbit.

One hit and it stuck.

I’m only calling you that from now on.

In the game, when you get the ball, I’m gonna yell:

“Go, Rabbit!”

Is this your first abortion?

Yeah, but this one I’m doing on my own.

You’re dumb. If I were you,

I’d go there, make the guy pay, or I’d make the biggest scandal!

Thank God I don’t have any of those problems.

You bet.

To me,

lowlife behavior is like this with a scandal.

Like this.

Not with me. Want some?

- I do. - Potato, why don’t you have it?

Are you crazy?

It’s dead.

So how much are you still short?

I haven’t decided which doctor I’m going to,

but depending, about 20, 30 grand.

Leave it to me, Potato.

I’m gonna take my mom’s car that’s outside

and do a run.

You guys wait for me at the diner.

Super Zita’s coming back with the big bucks, okay?

Go, Zita!

It’s women like you that the world needs.

I think I’m already high.

Excuse me, are you free to go to Viaduto do Chá?

Yes, hop in.

Hot night, isn’t it? Doesn’t even feel like São Paulo.

Listen, do you know the way?

The way? What do you mean, “the way”?

Don’t you know Viaduto do Chá?

Of course, of course. Viaduto do Chá.

Imagine.

But you’re going the wrong way.

We’re heading toward Tucuruvi.

Don’t worry.

I’ll make a U-turn up ahead.

Could you maybe slow down a bit?

My brother just had a horrible accident,

and I’m still traumatized.

Sorry. You saw it wasn’t my fault.

The car in front cut me off.

Listen, why do you insist on going to Tucuruvi?

Sorry.

I’m a little confused.

Could you drive for me?

I’m not feeling very well.

No, no. Stop, please.

I’m getting out right here.

- Hey, the fare? - What fare?

You left me farther from where I was,

and you still want to charge me? Oh, go fuck yourself!

All good?

We're going to Liberdade.

This city is crazy.

- Is that a collant? - No.

Hey, hey, we’re already in Liberdade.

I know, but we’re going to Trianon.

Trianon? Is it some kind of orgy?

My God...

♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh, little China Girl ♪

♪ I could escape this feeling with my China Girl ♪

♪ I feel a wreck without my little China Girl ♪

Look, Trianon’s right there.

Take us to the Minhocão.

She’s enjoying it.

♪ Give me your dirty love ♪

♪ Like you might surrender to some dragon in your dreams ♪

♪ Give me your dirty love ♪

♪ Like a pink donation to the dragon in your dreams ♪

♪ I don’t need your sweet devotion ♪

♪ An’ I don't want your cheap emotion ♪

♪ Whip me up some dragon lotion ♪

♪ For your dirty love, your dirty love ♪

♪ Give me your dirty love ♪

♪ Like some tacky little pamphlet in your daddy’s bottom drawer ♪

♪ Give me your dirty love ♪

♪ I don't believe you... ♪

We ended up in Bixiga. Happy now?

How much is the ride?

5.000.

You got any money with you?

I walked out without my purse.

Damn.

I’m so used to walking around with no money.

People pay everything for me.

Sorry, but this is all I found.

Could at least come with an autograph, right?

- Gonna forget? - It’s Friday, right?

- Third one, Batata? - Yeah, they say it makes you hungry.

Like that?

- Pregnant woman. - Shit.

- Hi. - Look, Zita’s here.

- Hey, Zita. So, how’d it go? - You won’t believe it.

Guys, I have no talent for being a driver.

Look what I managed.

Damn, Potato’s fried!

Come on. You know me.

But you don't know how much this bill is worth.

- Guess who signed it? - Ronald Regan?

Oh, Caetano Veloso! Oh!

I’m craving to fuck you tonight.

Oh, here comes the dirty stuff!

We’re playing this Saturday.

Don’t you want to come?

I can’t. I’m going with the team to Santos.

And anyway, what am I gonna do at a match

between teams from São Paulo and Rio?

Not fair.

You’re acting a little strange, sweetheart.

Need anything?

Found it.

I’ll start.

Money.

Money for the trip to Santos.

All right.

But only if you score that goal.

I won.

Hey, cutie.

All good? Am I interrupting your rehearsal?

Is it now?

No. That’s why I came. I wanted to tell you.

It’s tomorrow at 10 A.M.

Come to mama, come here!

Tomorrow, huh?

Tomorrow. You’re coming with me, right?

Of course.

- You worried? - A bit, yeah.

Oh, it’s fine. It’s real quick.

You’re done, you wake up, move on.

- Just don’t get used to it. - Yeah.

Where’s Potato?

In Santos, with some friends.

- You know Luís, the keyboard player? - Yeah.

He wants me to take his virginity.

Damn, at his age?

He’s shy.

He’s only slept with men so far.

And you’re going?

But he wants you to come along.

Are you going?

My mother had ten miscarriages before I was born.

When I was born,

she spent nine months resting and knitting

at a water station.

That’s why my name’s Lindoya.

Oh, your name’s Lindoya?

And you think I’d have the guts to tell anyone?

Don't worry. I won’t tell anyone.

Those two, huh...

They don’t stop fighting.

Let them fuck each other!

You know nobody’s fucking me today.

What sucks, Lili, is having to go 20 days without playing.

Hey, Potato, relax.

I told you already: you’re amazing!

No one’s taking your spot.

At least that.

- Ugh, how this bleeds! - Let it bleed.

No way. Hang on, I’m going to the bathroom.

You think it’s funny, Neneca?

What am I supposed to say to him when I see him?

This is all I needed!

Taking care of my friend’s daughter’s abortion.

Especially for that reason, right?

You’re just doing your duty.

After all, it’s only for a few days, you know that.

Oh, “a few days, you know.” Sure.

And the other one who showed up with a pair of dirty sneakers

and never left again?

What do you think this is? A training camp?

Oh, Jorge, stop being such a square.

You always lived in a tenement

and now you’re talking like it’s some training camp.

Damn, you two didn’t hear the doorbell?

I can't. My hands are covered in oil.

If you’d had a vasectomy, you wouldn't be like this.

- Hi. - Hi, Jorge. All good?

Listen, can we sleep here again tonight?

- Damn. What a downer. - Yeah.

That’s all we needed.

But don’t worry. You know what we do?

We go to a motel.

You write a bad check and tomorrow we cover it.

Oh, nothing better than a hot bath after a sauna, huh?

Let’s go, girls.

- Wow, fancy! - Don’t you dare pee in the tub.

Hi, Verinha.

Oh, how hot!

Oh, that’s good! I was hungover.

- Oh, it's so warm here! - Well,

since today’s the last lazy day,

how about we take a ride in my car

after we leave here?

Oh, my tub’s leaking.

Damn!

- Zita, can I go with you on this one? - Uh-huh.

Hey, I need to talk to you.

You think you could spare me a little time?

Walk with me.

It’s that...

It’s that I’m a virgin, and I wanted you to deflower me.

Oh, this is great.

- This couch feels amazing. - Hey, Lili, come here.

Neneca, and Potato? She’s not here?

No, Potato went to the movies to see The Stork Said Yes.

Hey, do you think this looks good?

Hey.

So, Lili, aren’t you coming home with us?

I am. We just need to stop by my place

so I can grab my stuff. Then we’ll move in over there.

All right.

- So? - So, let’s go?

Hey, Rita, you feel like giving me a hand?

Help me deal with my family?

Will you come with me to my house?

Ditching the family? I’m in!

Hey, big boy, let’s go?

Oh, no. I’m staying here, all right?

I’m wiped out.

- Come on, Neneca. - No, I’m staying.

Oh, come on.

No, I’m staying right here. You go.

Ow, don’t hit me.

You don’t feel like...

- Let’s get this over with, Lili. - Let’s go, then.

Yeah, let’s go down already, I’m tired.

- Bye then, Carioca. - Bye, Carioca.

- Later, Carioca. Bye. - Bye, everyone. Bye, Marcelo.

- See you around. - Bye.

Bye, Neneca.

- Later, Neneca. - Bye.

Bye, Neneca.

I’m gonna show you something you won’t even believe.

- Hang on a sec. - What?

Hang on.

Look. How beautiful.

Wow, amazing.

- You like it? - A butterfly collection.

Look at the difference between this one and that one.

How huge it is.

- Look at this one. - Brilliant.

Those colors...

♪ It’s simply because I'm the laziest gal in town ♪

- Oh, Rita! - Damn, what a mess!

Guys, I’m sorry.

It’s because I was so focused on you in the rearview mirror

that I didn’t see the light.

Wow, this is crazy. Zita!

Go on, go scare her, Rita.

♪ I want to be like a taxi on the street ♪

♪ Carrying the crowd along ♪

♪ With a tired body, with busted brakes ♪

♪ Down São João Avenue ♪

That was mean, huh?

Mean nothing. What a snub, my dear.

Snubbed the blonde, huh?

Well, she’s a blonde. She’s got no shortage of options, right?

I can’t stand rude taxi drivers.

Here’s the deal:

when we get to my house, you two stay in the car, okay?

In the car?

Yeah, wasn’t that the plan?

Lili, can’t we wait outside?

No. It has to be just me and Rita.

Otherwise it’ll turn into a total mess.

Don’t you want me to screw your mom?

Do what you want, the food’s yours.

It’s right there. White little gate up front.

If anything happens, Marcelo and I will run up

and rescue you through the window.

Relax, things get rough in there.

I’m already nervous for you, Lili.

Hi, sweetheart. I'm so glad you’re back!

Hi.

Come on, get up, silly.

- Are you Lili’s friend? - Uh-huh. Yes, sir.

- Sit down. - Thank you.

Sit, dear, sit.

Oh, is that your team’s uniform?

No, no. I’m an actress.

- Actress? - Yes.

Want some coffee?

Oh, thank you.

I knew your face looked familiar.

You came to bring Lili?

Uh-huh.

Lili has such an impetuous way.

Very hard to deal with.

She won’t let anyone say anything about her life.

Are you like that too?

No, no, sir. I’m the quieter type.

My profession is hectic enough.

Oh, I know where you’re from!

Don’t you work on Chacrinha’s TV show?

Yeah, sometimes I’m there.

Then you know Regina Duarte, don’t you?

- Uh-huh. - I love Regina!

And her father too, Lima Duarte.

Where are you going, sweetheart?

- Let’s go there real quick, Rita. - What’s this?

Where are you going?

Where are you going? Get back here...

Get back here now, you wretch!

If you leave, I’ll kill you, you slut!

- Hey, boys, watch the suitcase! - Get that suitcase out of the way.

Come back here, you lunatic!

You’re running away with that faggot?!

No, Mom, with her!

- Ugh, disgusting! - Tough punishment, huh.

Come back here! Come back here, you ungrateful lesbian!

Wait, I’m going upstairs to get my stuff

and I’ll tell Carioca to come down.

No way, babe.

You only want me upstairs when the mood is right?

No way. We’re all going up.

- Yeah, tell her to go. - Let her go.

Come on.

Close the door.

Oh, you’re my sweetheart now?

Oh, what are you doing here?

I think Neneca’s in the shower.

I rang the bell and nobody answered.

- But I heard noise inside. - Guys, and Carioca?

- Let’s go inside. - Let’s go.

Maybe she left?

Neneca!

But she didn’t say anything about going out.

Hang on.

Oh, great. Excellent. Let’s leave now.

- What’s wrong with you? - Let go of me!

- What the hell? - None of your business!

What’s that, girl? It’s not what you think at all.

What’s your problem, Neneca? Trying to pull that on me?

- What’s your deal? - Oh, you're out of touch.

Rita, forget it, I’ll just take a taxi, okay?

No, Lili, it’s fine, I’ll drive you.

Go grab your stuff and I’ll wait in the car, okay?

All right.

- I’m going with you. - With me? No.

Stay with her. Wasn’t it good?

Or you didn’t like it?

- Everything okay with you two? - Of course, of course.

- Then let’s go. - Let’s go.

Hey, Lili, we’re waiting in the car.

No, no, I’m coming with you guys. Hold on.

Then let’s go.

Hey, Neneca, if I forgot anything, you can give it to me later, okay?

Bye.

Oh, Rubi, you won’t believe what happened.

What is it?

I think I’m going crazy.

Or are things getting better?

Better, worse... I don’t know.

I just threw the biggest fit with Carioca

because he slept with Neneca, from my team.

Oh, again, Rita?

I know it’s old-fashioned of me,

but at times like this I just lose it completely.

- Hold on, calm down. - And... and Neneca is my friend.

Sit down. Relax.

- Want anything? - I want everything.

Do you have a tranquilizer?

Here.

Hold on, I’ll get you a glass.

Go easy on that, Rita.

Lie down like this.

It’s so good you’re here, you know?

Touch me really gently.

♪ Know this ♪

♪ My poor heart ain’t worth a thing ♪

♪ Around three in the morning ♪

♪ It’s not you, and I’m no longer me♪

♪ Goodbye, my love ♪

♪ Goodbye ♪

♪ Goodbye ♪

♪ Goodbye ♪

White?

Red?

Blue?

Hi, Rita. Long time no see.

I spent two days crying and drinking sugarcane juice.

Look at me. Wrecked.

Hi, Rita. I was worried.

I tried calling you these past few days

and no one knew where you were.

I even thought you wouldn’t show up again.

Come on, Neneca. It's like you don't even know me.

Hey, stranger, what’s up?

Let’s train or we’re gonna get slaughtered by the Italians.

Alright, I’m just going to change.

Hey, Rita, no more cane juice today?

No, it’s gone.

Let’s go, line up. Come on, Potato.

Pay attention.

Attention, Neneca. Rhythm!

Faster, faster! Come on!

Faster, faster!

Are you nervous, Vera?

Yeah, just a little.

And Zita?

I’m meeting her at the stadium entrance.

She’ll be there with Zazá.

I want to go in with her because I think it’ll bring luck.

So, girls? Ready for revenge?

More than ready.

Careful, the Italians are tough.

- So, shall we? - Let’s go. And Helena, is she coming?

That’s weird, she should’ve arrived already. Let’s go.

I’ll come back to get her so we can watch the game.

Alright, let’s go.

Let’s go, Falcon!

Hey, Rui, try not to be late for the game!

♪ A soldier with a broken arm ♪

♪ Fixed his stare to the wheels of a Cadillac ♪

♪ A cop knelt and kissed the feet of a priest ♪

♪ And a queer threw up at the sight of that ♪

♪ I think I saw you in an ice-cream parlour ♪

♪ Drinking milkshakes cold and long ♪

♪ Smiling and waving and looking so fine ♪

♪ Don’t think you knew you were in this song ♪

♪ And it was cold and it rained, ♪

♪ so I felt like an actor ♪

♪ And I thought of Ma ♪

♪ and I wanted to get back there ♪

♪ Your face, your race, the way that you talk ♪

♪ I kiss you, you’re beautiful, ♪

♪ I want you to walk ♪

♪ We've got five years, stuck on my eyes ♪

♪ Five years, what a surprise ♪

♪ We’ve got five years, my brain hurts a lot ♪

♪ Five years, that’s all we’ve got ♪

♪ We’ve got five years, what a surprise ♪

♪ Five years, stuck on my eyes ♪

♪ We’ve got five years, my brain hurts a lot ♪

♪ Five years, that's all we've got ♪

Hey, Rui,

what secret do you think she keeps in this closet?

Let me see.

What a horrible thing.

Oh, let me check here.

Nothing.

What a tacky closet.

Hey, look.

It’s her new wave skirt, man.

How cool.

Look. You like it?

Hey, Rui, whose revolver is this, huh?

It’s Lili’s.

She’s afraid of burglars. But it’s fine, it’s unloaded.

So, boy, hands up!

Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang!

Hey, you there, wake up.

Hey, hold this. I prefer my own pistol.

Hey, boy, how about some Russian roulette?

What a relief.

Hey, Marcelo, how about some Russian roulette?

I’m in.

I won.

Vulgar star

Soccer is for men, damn it!

Let’s go. Good luck to everyone. And victory!

Let’s play hard, okay? Come on, girls!

♪ How beautiful it is! ♪

Taking the field now: Brazil’s women’s soccer team,

Seagulls Soccer Club. And look at the girls, full of energy.

Dribbling here on our left, Lili, Nilza, Rita, that little girl.

I’ve got faith in that head of hers.

Let’s not mess up today, Neneca.

This is an important match.

And the team needs to play wide, play pretty.

A joyful soccer, a loose soccer, as women’s soccer should be.

Against the Italian national team here at Parque São Jorge.

A match considered something of a rematch game.

Brazil has been doing very badly against the Italians lately, right?

So who knows, maybe our women’s team, the Seagulls,

can win back Brazil’s international prestige

in today’s match against Italy.

Hey, you, you there! Come here.

Hey, what do you want?

- I need to talk to Lili. - Lili who, kid?

The goalkeeper, damn it.

The girls went on the field a long time ago.

Shit...

Hey, you there.

Man, I need to get in.

I need to talk to someone from the team right now.

No can do. Only journalists and credentialed staff.

But it’s urgent, man, it's a case of death, you got me?

Well, I’ll see what I can do.

I’ll talk to the coach.

Marcelo!

What happened? The doorman told me it was urgent.

- Man, I need to talk to Lili right now. - But right now?

Something crazy happened. I need to get in.

But the game is about to start.

Rui killed himself.

Shot himself in the head, man.

Blew his brains out. Do you understand me, man?

I do, I do! Just calm down.

What kind of delusion is this?

I know we need to tell Lili.

She’s the team’s goalkeeper. We need her too.

What the hell, man?

And besides, this is the team’s debut in an international match.

Do you know what that means? Do you understand me?

No.

And I hope you go fuck yourself!

Let’s get ready for the start of this match,

an international match, as the Seagulls’ team

begins to take their final positions.

Moving there into the avocado pit is the little girl Jelly.

9 is the girl’s number.

Don’t mess up, my girl.

The referee tweets the whistle.

Now yes, the ball rolls freely. The Italian team starts.

A sensational match between

Seagulls Soccer Club and the Italian national team.

The Italians move into attack.

Neneca clears it, Jelly tries to control...

A foul for the Italian team.

The free kick goes right into the mouth of goal,

by the Italian team!

Loretta, the little girl, comes in sensationally.

Lili was tricked a bit by the touch from the defense.

The Brazilian fans of the Seagulls get a bit irritated

with the awarding of the first goal for the Italian team.

Italy leads 1-0.

The Seagulls go on the attack against the Italians.

Jelly dribbling through the center.

Potato open it and switch to the right.

Come on, girl, the score is already yours!

A deep pass to Neneca.

And she ends up giving it straight back to Neneca again.

Run, girl, run, for God’s sake!

She opens up space for Potato. I’m with you, Potato.

She takes it to the byline, gets ready to cross.

It deflects off the defense and goes out for a corner.

The Seagulls are trying to put pressure on the Italian team.

And the crowd keeps cheering...

Nilza coming down the left. I’m with you.

That’s your place... Foul on... Police!

Police! Police! Penalty!

You dyke! You don’t know how to blow that damn whistle!

...hawks and little birds are playing

in a match that carries a lot of prestige,

because new Brazilian soccer talents may come out of this.

That’s it, kid. Let’s go!

Let’s do it right!

The ball rolling freely down the left with Dudu.

Do it well, kid, the score is yours!

He sends a cross into the defense.

Zezinho controls it in the midfield line.

He opens up in the defensive sector, trying to pass left to César.

He sees it. The kid goes forward. Hard tackle!

Looks like the kid got hurt. Seems like he’s out of the game.

But we’ve got Doroteia here.

Don’t you know how to play ball, Doroteia?

Yes, you, my boy. Come here!

From now on, Doroteia’s stepping onto the pitch!

- Run! - Hold on. Hold on, Ritinha.

Are you mixing me up with that little basketball player?

No, my little peg-leg.

Look where my basketball player is.

Good thing you came.

Stop, stop.

Not here.

- I’m late. - But why?

I can’t right now.

And I’m closed for inventory.

Stop it, Domingos. No.

No. I already told you no.

Not here. You pick every crazy place.

- Just once. Come on, just here. - No, no.

In the middle of the expressway? That’s awful.

No, no, no. No.

I’ll only fuck you if it’s on Viaduto do Chá.

Oh, look, look over there! That guy is a friend of mine.

Oh, yeah? Then you’ll see what I’m gonna do.

The fountain of pleasure

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