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I will ask you this question.

Where is the money?

I said where is the money.

I have been calling you all day. Why haven't you picked up?

I am sorry I didn't pick up. They have taken her.

They have taken who?

They have taken Shade.

They have taken Shade?

When?

She went to the market yesterday and never came back.

I have been calling her phone and it isn't going through.

This was under the door this morning.

Read.

Dude, why don't we call the police and inform them?

Police? Can't you see what is written on the note.

I am sorry, bro. What are we going to do now?

Don't get yourself in trouble.

They kidnapped your wife...

And you are still talking about work?

What stupid work, Jubril?

Can't you see he put his number?

Let's call the police so they can track him.

You don't get it. You don't get it.

I have six security guards in this house.

And they put this under my bedroom door.

I saw it this morning and called all of them.

No one could answer.

Yes. That's what happened.

I am sure my guards have been compromised.

They must be working together.

That's why you fired everyone?

Yes. At this point I don't trust anybody.

Everybody wants my money.

So what now if we can't call the police?

Wait...

What about your political friends?

I can't ask any of them for help.

I think they may be behind the kidnapping.

I don't understand.

You are a kind person. Why would anyone want to hurt you?

Money.

People who want money will do anything for it.

Okay.

I haven't forgotten.

This is my burden.

Four armed robbers were captured at Union bank in Ojuelegba.

All three security guards were killed...

Soji, did you hear that?

Old man, what?

They said armed robbers killed three people at the bank yesterday.

This is how completely spoilt our country is.

What's going on?

Old man, is this the first time they killed someone?

Why are you disturbing me?

I am very sure the security guards at the bank,

they didn't get good training.

If I was there, I would have fought well.

Old man, stop lying. Stop lying.

Every time you must say that

you are Bruce Lee, that you fought in the war. It's okay.

Every time you must bring it up. Why now?

You think it’s an ordinary war I am talking about?

I am talking about the Nigerian Civil War.

Nigerian Civil War, where as many people died,

many heroes also emerged.

Old man, we are still the same heroes that's working as security guards.

Old man, it's enough, I am tired of your stories.

You never fought in the war.

So I am a liar?

Am I a liar?

Wait, old man,

let's think about this.

How old are you, sir?

You can't have been more than 13

at the time you claim to be a soldier,

when you killed everybody,

only you, killed everybody, killed their mother.

Who said I was a soldier?

Did I tell you I was a soldier?

During the Nigerian Civil War,

you didn't have to be a soldier to fight, to kill or to die.

You don't just know. Just because a leopard is lying down,

tiptoeing and relaxing

doesn't mean it's a coward.

-How is your family, sir? -Fine, thank you.

-How is your wife? -Fine, thank you.

I hope you haven't finished all your money.

I drink it before they can even smell it.

Thank you, you have done well.

No enjoyment for us?

I can't make that mistake. It's in the car.

Ah, well done, sir.

-You will live to 150, sir. -Amen. Amen.

It's okay.

Who beat you like this?

Forget it, nobody beat me, I am good.

Dude, you aren't good. Not one bit.

Tell me what happened?

Because you jump up and down getting into trouble.

What happened?

Dude, calm down.

If you see the guy I fought,

you would feel sorry for him.

Your face looks like a monkey that licked lime.

You say the person, who you--

Get away from here.

I am telling you that you are too slow.

Anytime you want to go and fight,

call me, I will help you fight,

but you don't listen.

Let me call you?

They say a problem shared, is a problem solved.

I just want to know how they beat you.

It looks like you went 12 rounds with Mike Tyson.

Dude, stop, you aren't funny.

I got into some trouble. Finish.

What kind of trouble did you enter?

I won't tell you.

If I tell you, you will just be laughing like a monkey.

C'mon, just tell me now,

I won't insult you. I swear.

You won't laugh at me?

I won't laugh at you. I promise you.

Swear on your mother, you won't laugh at me.

This story must be very interesting.

I swear on my mother's grave, I won't laugh at you.

So there is the guy that lives around me,

I went to his house.

I was in the house, I was on his bed then he came home.

I don't understand the things you are saying.

You went to your dude's house in your area,

one dude's house, and you slept in his bed.

Then he came and beat you black and blue?

You are not smart at all.

You have no sense.

You always act like you know things,

but you don't know anything.

I said I was sleeping with this dude's wife in his bed.

I am dead.

What's funny?

Why are you laughing now?

Didn't you just swear on your mother's life?

Dude, leave my mum out of it.

She has died. Let her rest in peace.

So you slept with someone's wife?

Pants down. Wicker in.

So you couldn't defend yourself,

even if he attacked you should defend yourself,

try and stand strong.

C'mon, you know who I am. A whole Monday.

I am from the streets. I beat him up.

But because I was naked it was hard to fight.

My penis kept getting in the way.

He didn't care about your penis clearly.

He was this close to turning you to mincemeat.

A few more punches and you would be dead.

It's you that will die.

You know what happened is good for you.

It's good for you.

Because you always chase vagina. The woman can't be smart.

Because I don't understand why she would choose you.

-You are mad. -Thunder fire you.

Your generation, they will catch you, they will kill you.

Monday, what happened to your face?

Sir, it's nothing too serious.

Your face looks like this, you are saying it isn't serious.

No, when I was on the way home yesterday,

there is a big gutter close by.

I fell inside by mistake.

That's what happened to your face?

Can you please relax? What is making you laugh?

What happened to him?

Sir, I should not divulge this juicy information...

But he is always chasing vagina.

Always chasing vagina.

I don't have time for this. First thing in the morning?

Give me the report, yesterday's report, please!

It's just morning and you guys are concerned with vagina.

Don't attempt to use that to skip your duties today.

-They will kill you. -It will not be well with you.

-It will not be well with you. -They will kill you.

You know you are a monkey.

You are a monkey, your generation are all baboons.

Between both of us, who looks more like a monkey? Idiot.

See his nose, like that of a baboon nose.

What's the matter with you?

I would have taken two.

Please give me petrol.

If you had moved like this, you would have won.

-Please give me petrol. 5000. -Let me teach you.

I said give me petrol. I want to buy petrol.

I want to buy petrol.

Please, come and attend to me. 5000.

Oh, old man, you are messing with my concentration.

Please.

Did you come to work or to play games?

I said I want to buy petrol.

Sunday, I don't trust you.

-You are always cheating. -What sort of rubbish is this?

Are you deaf? I said I want to buy petrol in my car.

What sort of sick joke is this?

What sort of nonsense is this?

I said sell me fuel. You are wasting my time.

Old man...

Will you sell me petrol or not?

Are you sick in the head, sir?

Me?

Didn't you just see that I was about to win the game?

You were about to win the game?

-So you won't sell to me? -I was about to win when...

You weren't going to win, Monday.

Please, all the calculations I had made, then this...

Old man, don't let me get annoyed.

We had a bet on this game.

And looking at that... You owe me five thousand.

That's how much I just lost.

Can you hear me?

You know me? I'm listening

I don't know you. No I don't.

You will know me.

Where is your manager?

Where is the manager?

He's in there.

-He isn't interested, sir. -Old man.

Old man, come, come.

Come here. Come

Come, I need to speak to you.

What is happening?

Come here, Old man. Come closer.

What do you want to do?

Okay, be going.

He has taken my keys.

I said be going, sir.

Pay me what you owe me!

Give me my keys.

Do not make me angry.

What is the matter, old man?

-What do you want to do? -Old man! Old man! Old man!

Will you beat me?

Old man, what is the matter?

I approached him to buy fuel. He was playing draughts.

All I said was fill up my car.

And he started throwing a fit.

Young man, what happened?

Old man, Sunday and I were sitting here enjoying the weather,

doing a little gambling

when this old man showed up and ruined my game.

I had 5000 at stake so he must pay for his keys.

-He spoiled your game? -Tell him to pay up.

You have lost your mind.

-Me? Old man. -You are crazy.

-What did I do? -Are you here to gamble

or to sell petrol for customers?

Give that key to me.

Old man.

Give him the key.

Old man, it’s not fair.

Is he okay in the head?

Sir, don't be angry.

Is there fuel available?

Let him give me my money.

There isn't fuel.

What money am I to give you again?

Old man, don't bother giving him anything.

Boss, you need fuel?

Yeah, please fifty litres.

I am sure, sir.

See, help me go into my car,

check the trunk you'll see one, one crate of beer there,

bring it and come here.

Check the back seat, you'll see a cake.

-Bring them all. -No problem sir.

All right now.

Don't forgot to bring an opener, when you are coming.

Sir, are we all celebrating?

Yes all of us are, don't worry.

Help me call the accountant later?

You are the best.

Okay, when I'm ready I go call you all.

Monday, what's up?

Boss, I noticed, we don't have a knife for the cake.

So I asked the accountant for his own.

See your head, you have seen food now, you are confused.

Now you show some initiative.

If I knew food motivated you I would have used it earlier.

Give me the knife.

Help me tell, the accountant and the others,

they should give me about five minutes to prepare.

Come back then.

Get out of here!

Will you...

Look, he's already confused.

Will you stand over there.

Help me call, the security guide and accountant and Sunday.

You all should come, let's chill.

I'll return the knife.

Don't cut your tongue off.

You will continue to go high in life.

Soji, where is that old man?

You know how that old man is, the old man is always on guard.

Making sure that are secure, sir.

All right, I just want to thank you all...

You know today is my birthday.

-As you see-- -And, yes, happy birthday, sir.

As we always say--

-Long life an--

Can I finish?

I just want to appreciate you all,

because I know that you all work well

for this place.

No matter how the work happens to be

you still get it done.

And as we all know the work isn't the most legal

but still you get it done. I just wanted to say

you all work hard, well done.

-You'll worked, you'll worked. -Excuse me, sir?

On behalf of us all, I just wanted to say...

...because you always act like everybody's big brother.

You make sure everybody is doing fine.

So I would like us to give three cheers

for the best manager

all over the petrol stations in Nigeria.

All you, sir.

Cheers!

Cheers!

Cheers!

You all tried.

Thank you all.

You have done well.

-I am happy. -You are too much, sir.

I am happy today because,

I am celebrating my birthday with you all,

because I have worked in many places,

but I have never seen people who work as hard as you all do,

I know what I am trying to say.

I haven't got any other thing to say. You guys are trying.

Yes, sir, you try the hardest.

All right, you guys should enjoy.

-All yours. -Sir, he asked me to bring his.

You will collect his own and add to yours?

It's you, Soji.

Go ahead. Take it.

Well done.

Please remember to bring back the bottles back.

I said bring back the bottle.

Boss, are you drinking that one?

No, take it all.

Even the cake as well, if you want it...

My boss! You will live forever. Happy birthday.

You were not there to wish the big boss happy birthday.

Anyways, he ran out of drinks.

You have to manage this cake.

This piece. That's yours.

This is mine.

Don't worry.

Won't you wish him happy birthday?

I like my cake soaked.

Rubbish is your middle name.

You are so irritating.

Eat your cake, old man. Happy birthday.

Or should I help you eat yours?

Why are you dressed like that?

Like what?

Like an idiot.

Isn't this the way guys dress when they want to meet and chill?

Where did you get such a stupid idea?

From Nollywood. Don't you watch movies?

You are missing a cigarette

and an ear ring.

Anyway, I hope you have my money.

Look, boss, I don't, but I have something better.

If it works, you will forget about that small money.

I don't understand...

What do you mean by that? You don't have my money?

No, what I mean is...

I said I have something better.

If it goes smoothly--

When you came to me to borrow money,

did I tell you I had something better?

Or did I give you money?

Calm down. It's not like that.

Don't be annoyed. I wanted to pay but...

The bet I made didn't turn out like I thought it would.

Do you understand? Not that I didn't want to pay.

Have you gone mad?

How's that my business?

Look, I want my money and I want it today, or else...

Relax, boss. Check this out.

What is this?

Check it out.

Trust me, it’s the best stuff ever.

It's so rich. So pure.

-And this is just a sample. -Are you sure?

It's kicking in so quickly.

This one is a sample, I know where we can get loads more...

How much more exactly?

Where is it?

Let me know, my guy.

-See, boss, calm down. -My guy.

Here's what we are going to do...

We can't talk business here. Do you understand?

Let’s leave. We can talk somewhere private.

Let's move.

So that's all we need to do.

We get in. Grab the money.

Get the drugs.

We share it, 50, 50.

Why would I ever share my money with a gambling addict?

What do you mean?

You think I don't know about all the people you owe?

I know who you are.

I know who you are. I asked around.

I just don't lend my money to anyone.

Do you understand me?

Now you want to show your true colours.

You think I am a chicken...

you can just slaughter?

But it's my idea!

And I owe a lot of people money. What is this about?

Oh? Is that so?

Let's help him clear his confusion.

Let's remind him.

Oh, yes.

He needs to know.

Are you mad? Has God punished you?

He needs to know how the world works.

I am the one that owns you.

-Your life is mine. -Anything, dude. Please.

You seem to be forgetting this.

No, no, I wasn't struggling with you.

I was just...

Look, I swear to God. You can take it all.

It's all yours. I swear.

Oh, you don't want 50/50 anymore.

Me? I wasn't struggling, boss.

I believe we need to jumpstart your brain.

Do you understand?

No bad blood.

I can't have people forgetting who I am, Monday.

I haven't forgotten who you are. I haven't forgotten.

I like you. But,

if I don't deal with this,

other people will get ideas. What do you think?

-Well spoken. -Yes, exactly.

I know you understand.

Well spoken, you made the right decision, bro.

Deal with him.

Do you think Monday could warn his co-workers?

Never! Tell who what?

He is a gambler. All he does is gamble.

He's a coward.

Don't you know?

He is only courageous with money.

Nothing to fear.

It looks pretty calm. No security.

Dude, I have a weird feeling about this job.

Maybe we should just leave this place.

Think about it, man.

When did you become a coward, too?

I'm no coward and you know that.

I'm no coward.

All that I am saying is...

We should wait until Monday brings the money.

We should wait.

We don't need to be here.

I know what the matter is...

Your courage is deserting you.

You hear me?

Don't give in to your nerves.

Just think about it.

Why should we settle for a small piece of cake from Monday,

when we can have everything.

We are right in front of everything.

Why should we settle for a small piece? Just think about it.

Tonight, we will be millionaires.

Say it with me...

What is this guy saying now?

Say it!

Say it!

Say it like you mean it!

That's it!

Tonight, We will be millionaires.

So, what's the plan?

We go in there.

Carry it...

-Let's go. -Let's leave.

We'll just go inside and collect the cocaine.

Will they agree?

Shoot me!

Can't you see our weapons?

Please. They are only for show.

Please, I have never killed anyone.

And today won't be the first time.

Shut up! You're not killing anyone.

Did I say anything about killing anyone?

This is what we will do.

Entering the station...

If they don't co-operate and hand it over...

I'll tell you to grab one of them.

Take him behind the station and shoot him.

Are you deaf? I don't want to kill anyone!

I'm not done talking. Are you a crazy?

You won't kill him. Just shoot in the air.

They will think it is real.

Let them think it is real.

-Do you understand? -I will only shoot in the air.

Yes, just in the air.

These guys will shit themselves silly.

They can't handle it.

They will piss themselves.

I think this plan is going to work.

What's the matter with you?

It will work!

It will work.

Exactly.

Tonight. We will be millionaires.

Dude, I'm starving.

We should have eaten.

Made sure we were full before coming out here.

Oh, dude.

Look at the way that dude is eating cake.

That looks like Monday.

It's Monday!

Shut up! We are here to make a withdrawal.

What are you guys doing here?

I said I would bring your money today.

We are here to make a personal withdrawal.

You said what?

Just act normal when we come in.

Pretend you don't know us.

What sort of problem is this for God's sake?

Who’s in here?

Sir?

-You still here? -I'm still here.

Okay, I'll be right back.

Sir!

Don't you need your keys?

I completely forgot. Aren't you with them?

Only God knows what I ate.

Old man.

Won't you wipe your buttocks?

I don't need to.

Something was very wrong with that cake.

I can't be bothered about that, old man.

The cake was delicious.

You have a big problem with greed.

Let it kill me.

I'm going to get more.

Were we born together? Old man, shit on your own.

Old man, wait.

You have always claimed to be a soldier.

Go and do something. You have strangulated people.

We have something to do.

-You, go over there and do something. -Old man.

I will go and do something in my house.

Will you wait there.

Where is he going to? Where are we going to?

Where are we going to?

Boss, none of our pumps work currently. We are trying to--

Get on the ground now. Are you mad?

You guys are making a big mistake.

Don't look at me. Are you mad?

-What's up? -The coast is clear.

-Are you sure? -Yes.

Are you the only ones here?

How many are you?

-Six, sir. -Where are they?

The accountant is in the bathroom.

Two security guards, I don't know their whereabouts.

Don't look at me.

Oh, my God!

Well then.

Give him your phones.

Are you crazy? Am I playing with you?

Where is your phone?

Don't you own a phone?

Sorry for my companion’s rudeness.

He is just making sure no one invites any unwanted company.

Do you understand?

Is this our first time doing this?

No way.

Here's the thing.

We have found out that...

in situations like this.

there are only two things involved.

The easy way. We all walk out happy...

Or the hard way.

Which will be bloody.

I just hope we do this the easy way.

The money isn't yours.

When I ask you where it is. You will tell me.

The money isn't yours.

You were never going to get it so there is no use lying.

Are you listening?

You want to die for a rich man?

You are a hero, right?

I'll come back to you.

Hey, you!

Do you want to die for a rich man?

Where is the cocaine?

Where is the cocaine?

You clearly don't want it the hard way.

Are you-- Are you crazy?

At this point, I need you all to stay quiet...

Anyone who disobeys, will suffer.

I will blow someone's brains out today.

Get in here!

Are you crazy?

Where is it?

Pack it up.

Pack them up!

What are you talking about? Have you lost your mind?

Pack them! The drugs are right in front of us.

Which money?

How much money?

Dude, about 15 million.

Oh, my God! See, jackpot.

Open it! Don't waste my time, are you crazy?

Open it!

Are you crazy? Are you playing games with me?

Are you playing games with me?

I can't play games with you.

-Then where is it? -I don't know.

I left it all on my table before I went to the bathroom.

You went to the bathroom to defecate?

You went to defecate?! You went to defecate?!!

You have lost your mind?

You went to defecate in the bath room?

You guys are using me for games?

I'm begging you in the name of God.

-Are you guys playing with me? -Jesus, Jesus. I'm dead.

I have been nice enough.

I said let's do this the easy way.

-But you have decided to be unreasonable. -Dude, I will co-operate.

Where is the money?

I don't know, please don't kill me.

There is money involved?

Where is the money?

I will blow up your head if I don't give me an answer...

after I count to 5.

I am dead!

I am dead!

-I am dead! Jesus! -Three.

Don't shoot!

I know where the money is.

Well? Where is it?

He took it.

So you've been with the money this whole time?

Hey! Stand up!

Come.

I'll ask you one or two questions,

and you will answer with the truth, you hear me?

Where's the money?

Sir, I swear. I swear to God. I'm not with the money.

It's the accountant's job.

Why are you lying? I saw you take the money.

Why are you lying?

Sunday, when did you see me take money?

Have you gone crazy?

You do want to die!

Dude, I swear I didn't take the money.

I swear to God, it’s not me that carried the money.

-Dude, I swear... I swear to God. -Lightning will strike you.

Wasn't it you? I saw you take it.

Sunday! What's wrong with you?

-You were the one that took it. -When did you see me take the money?

Monday, am I in charge of the money?

-Monday, am I the one? -Please! Please!

Please! Don't mention my name here.

Sir, the accountant is in charge of the money. Not me.

Sunday, when did you see me take the money?

Manager, don't let God punish you.

-When did you see me?! -You are the one.

When? What sort of nonsense is this?

What's all this nonsense?

Both of you should shut up!

-But it wasn't me. -Shut up.

They must think we are both fools.

Then they have lost their minds.

This is how you want to play it, right?

Sir, it's not like that. I didn't take the money.

Sir, I swear I didn't take it. I'm not the one.

-Fine. That's how you want it. -Sir, I swear, I'm not the one.

That's how you want it.

It is time for our plan.

Take him to the back and kill him.

Shoot him there. I don't want his blood on this floor.

Come here!

-Why did you say I took it? -Come here!

Why did you say I took the money? Are you crazy?

Why did you say I took the money?

Are you mad? Are you mad?

Why would you say I'm the one?

Why would you?

So, you don't want to talk, right?

-You don't want to talk? -Why did you see me take it?

-You have the money. -Move.

You're the one with the money.

You will die today.

-You're finished -It's not me. I'm not the one.

Hey, you, come here.

Come here! Are you mad?

Quickly, get on your knees!

Get on your knees!

Where is the money?

Where is the money?

Who are those people? Who?

Sir, I don't know. I can go tell them we are closed.

Sir, let me go tell them we are closed.

Hush your mouth.

I'll be watching.

Don't try anything stupid.

I'll blow your brains out. Are you crazy?

Why do you always do that?

I have to master my face. So, I won't get caught.

Young man.

Have you forgotten that I know you very well?

And there is nothing you can hide from me.

I have something I want to tell you.

You must promise me

that you won't be angry.

How can I promise you that I won't be angry with you.

Just promise.

Fine. I promise. What is it?

I am pregnant.

You are pregnant?

So? Looks like you are going to quit that job?

Right?

Ireti, I can't quit that job.

Why? All of this isn't adding up.

I want my child to have a father.

I can't quit the job just like that.

Things are not done that way.

They will catch you.

Jide, I'm having this feeling you will be caught

-and I will be left all alone. -Ireti. Ireti. Ireti, no.

No one will catch me.

No one is even looking for me.

It's just a petrol station.

I'll be back before you know it.

And you're sure they won't come looking for us here?

Yes. No one will come looking for us.

As your husband, I promise you that...

I will come back and no one will hurt us.

Okay?

Don't make promises that you can't keep.

I don't know where the money is. Please...

Sir, please. I swear. I don't know.

I don't know where the money is.

-Don't kill me please. -Put your head in the toilet.

Put your head in the toilet.

I will ask this question.

I will talk.

-Where is the money? -I will talk.

Where the fuck is DJ?

This was meant to be a straight forward job.

Don't look at me.

Sir, we can talk this through.

I'll drop it.

I have news for all of you.

Mad Dog Max is now in charge.

I didn't take the money, but I saw the manager taking it.

Try it again!

-What is wrong with you? -Come. Come. Come.

What is wrong with you, Sunday?

Are you all playing with me?

I am not. I saw the manager walk in with a big bag

-and take all the money. -You saw him enter the office?

Take my money? He's mad! He's mad!

Manager, why are you lying?

You were the one that--

You thought you were Van Damme, didn't you?

Hey, you, where is the money?

It's in the trunk.

Open it.

-The key is in the car. -Open it. Move.

Don't try anything stupid.

Open the damn thing.

Monday, let's talk about this.

Open it for me.

Which is it?

Bring it out.

Quickly. Quickly. Close the trunk.

Open it.

Smart guy.

Close it back.

Give me your keys.

-The car isn't working. -You said...

It has issues. It has developed a fault.

-Go start it. -It won't start.

Start it for me! Move!

If you try anything, I'll blow you apart.

Okay, come out.

Check this car for me.

Quickly! Quickly! Move. Move. Move.

Are the keys there?

No. The keys aren't here.

Am I speaking French?

Where is Sunday?

What do you mean you don't know? I left you both right here.

Check his pockets for the keys.

Check his pockets. Move quickly!

Move faster!

The keys aren't here.

Okay. Move. Go through Van Damme's pockets over there.

Move faster!

None here either.

-No keys there either? -No, none on him.

Sunday must have gone.

Okay, move. Sit next to him.

Monday, I can't let you go with that bag.

How's that any of your business?

It's very much my business. You're just the clueless one.

I don't understand. How?

Detective? How?

Is it Sunday that's speaking English and Yoruba like this?

Sunday, well played.

You, a detective?

If they had told me, I would have denied.

Walk away? How can I?

Just give up the money.

Give up what money?!

I should just leave the bag and walk away?

Do you know how long I have been working to get this money?

Look, Sunday, you are not the only one with secrets.

I don't know how long you have been working to get these money.

Just drop the money. Let this all end.

And after that you won't try to find me?

No one will come look for you.

Can't I just take a little? I have debts to settle.

Seriously, what can you gain from taking this money in?

Just give me the keys so I can go.

I can't do that, Monday.

You need the money? What about me?

Sunday, do you really want to die for your supervisors?

If you take this money, they will share it.

Kill me.

I know you.

We are friends.

You don't have it in you.

Which is why I want to settle things like friends should...

Drop this bag before things get screwed up.

And I am saying that I just can't.

I have been working for it for so long. And now the money is here...

It will clear all my debts. I can buy back my abattoir.

I can be a butcher again.

I can't. I can't let go of this money.

I have spoken to you like a responsible child...

but you won't listen.

It doesn't have to end this way.

The way things seem right now, there is no other way.

My keys are in the office.

It's okay.

Check the trunk.

Get your jack.