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(JAZZY SPY MUSIC)

Ha! (CHUCKLES)

(BOTH YELL)

(CHURCH BELL TOLLS)

Greenside, as sinister as ever.

Mm. It's an ultra secure pound.

The city's most dangerous animals are locked up there.

What do you expect?

A theme park with free cotton candy?

Boss, do you really think Basil could have escaped

from a place like that?

That is what we're going to find out, Lieutenant Travis.

Hello, Skipper.

Mac. You know how much I hate surprise visits.

Hmm. I promise I won't pay attention to the house cleaning.

Lieutenant, you know the security protocol.

Only one visitor at a time.

He's clear.

An investigation's underway?

Someone broke into City Hall.

We found traces of electric sparks on the floor.

All signs point to Basil.

Hmm? Basil?

Basil, the salamander.

I brought him to you in person just last week.

Sorry, I don't get it.

Have no fear, Detective, Basil will never get out of here.

I certainly hope not.

He's extremely dangerous.

(CHUCKLES)

By the bobs of Nessie - Basil!

The salamander capable of paralysing anything he wants

with static electricity.

Listen here, Mac, I don't know what you're talking about.

There's never been any Basil here at Greenside.

Mm, OK, enough bark.

Take me to the Vivarium.

As you can see for yourself,

we don't have your imaginary salamander.

Skipper, if this is an April Fool's joke, it's in very poor taste.

Hmm? Skipper?

What am I doing here? Mac, are you sure you're alright?

You wanted to see a certain...Basil?

Basil? No. Never heard of him.

(BRO SNORES) (YAWNS)

Hmm?

(YAWNS)

Hmm. Mm!

These seeds have no taste.

Huh? Hang on, take a second taste.

Mm.

(GULPS) No, no taste.

Ryan must have changed brands. I like the other ones better.

You sure you don't feel like coughing?

Your throat doesn't even tickle?

Jowls on fire?

Nope. Try for yourself. You'll see. They taste like pure cardboard.

Mmm.

(PANTS AND SHOUTS)

Argh! Argh!

(PANTS) A problem?

How did you do it?! (COUGHS)

I saw you eat some.

Well, the seeds I ate

were the ones that always fall behind the bowl when it's full.

(COUGHS)

But...but how did you know?

I noticed that the seeds didn't look quite the same as usual.

Then, I saw the date on Brian's block calendar - April 1st.

The day of the year where your only goal is to play tricks.

Oh, why can't I have a normal sister?

OK, you got me.

But I've got lots of other tricks up my sleeve

and the day has only just started.

He-he-he. Ah! A client!

Bro, promise me, no tricks in front of strangers.

Oh, OK.

Argh!

(LAUGHS)

Will? Lieutenant Travis?

Miss Clever this is an unofficial consultation and...

And you don't want me talking to Detective McFlare about it?

How long has he been acting strangely?

What? Who said that...? You yourself, Lieutenant.

Your presence here alone indicates that you're worried about McFlare.

I could have come here for something personal.

If it concerned YOU, you'd have confided in him and not me,

in accordance with the Yard regulations.

Very well. You see, it's a... (FARTING SOUND)

(LAUGHS)

Bro, you promised.

But he's not a stranger, he's Travis!

(LAUGHS) I really took you by surprise, huh, old boy?

(CLEARS THROAT) I don't believe this was exactly good timing.

(GRUMBLES) April 1st.

Not good timing for a joke? (SCOFFS)

So then, Detective McFlare lost his memory

after leaving Greenside yesterday evening.

Why did he go to Greenside? Did he fear an escape?

We found traces of electric sparks at City Hall.

The mark of Basil.

We went to Greenside to make sure he hadn't escaped.

But when the detective came out,

he couldn't even remember that Basil existed.

Hm? Interesting.

And so did Basil really disappear?

There's no way of knowing.

I had to wait at the entrance because of the security protocol.

It's simple.

Nothing like a psychological shock to make your memory come back.

(BANG!) I can lend you a firecracker.

Oh, Bro!

Lieutenant, we need to investigate at Greenside.

Impossible.

Only police officers with badges can enter

and they're searched from head to paw.

Hmm. We're not going through the main entrance.

To my knowledge, there is no other entrance.

Yes, there is!

There are restrooms in the prison.

Evacuation pipes must empty out in the Thames.

All we need to do is find the underwater entrance.

Through the toilet pipe?

You've gotta be joking. (DING!)

(WHISPERS) Oh, yeah. It's April 1st.

Hmm, dangerous.

And even if you succeed, what's your plan?

This is where we will need your help, Lieutenant.

If we want to find out what happened to McFlare at the pound,

we need to recreate the conditions in which he lost his memory.

You must go to Greenside and request to see Basil,

just like McFlare yesterday evening.

Danger is what I'm trained for.

If all goes according to plan, you will lose your memory.

But we will be there to see how and therefore understand why!

This affair is incredibly exciting!

Let them know you'll be visiting Greenside tonight, Lieutenant,

and come pick us up on the way.

Everything will be ready.

Thank you for your help, Miss Clever.

Oh, boy, you really took him for a ride.

That was a great April Fool's joke.

Oh, so we really are going in through the toilets?

Yes. And we need to make a few adjustments to this hamster ball.

Whoa! I can't wait to drive that.

We'll meet you inside, Lieutenant.

And once the mystery is solved, you will get your memory back,

or my name is not Clever.

I'm counting on you. But I'm not the only one taking a risk.

If you get caught, I will not be able to help you.

For I'll have forgotten who you are and will be obliged to arrest you.

Mm. It's time.

And we're off!

The entrance should be somewhere around here.

A pike! Quick, Bro, turn back!

No way. We might get there too late.

Hang on tight. Bro, what are you doing?!

(SHOUTS)

(WAILS) Here we go.

Look over there. It's the pipe entry.

Based on the distance that separates us from the entrance,

our maximum speed and that of the pike,

I've calculated that he will swallow us three seconds before we enter.

Great job, Bro.

That's because you didn't calculate me going through Duck Canyon!

Eh? Through what?

Bro, the back escape is bigger than the exit.

Mm-hm.

Bro, go up, we're gonna...

..get stuck.

(BOTH YELL)

You see. I had everything calculated.

(GROWLS) I'd call it luck.

What is this stuff?!

Itching powder. What?!

You replaced the investigation kit with your April 1st stuff?!

Yep! April Fool's. I have priority.

Uh, good evening, Skipper.

I need to check something in the Vivarium section.

(CLEARS THROAT)

It's a new mania. Follow me, Lieutenant.

Clever? Bro?

Oh, we have to hurry to meet up with Travis!

Just keep scratching!

(HUMS)

We agree no-one uses it anymore... right?

Quick! We must find Travis before he loses his memory.

This way.

McFlare, now you. What's going on at Scotland Yard?

I'm sorry to have bothered you for nothing.

Psst... Let's not talk about it anymore.

Huh? Who are you?! Oh, we got here too late.

There are two intruders we need to arrest.

Guards!

They ran that way!

(ALL SNIFF)

Yuck! Are we looking for hamsters or skunks?

That was my only stink bomb and I was saving it for McFlare.

That spoilt my joke.

These guards have an infallible sense of smell.

It was the only solution for them not to detect us.

Come on, follow me.

We need to find out how Travis became amnesiac.

Hmm.

This mark on the wall indicates that a dog was waiting here in ambush

while Travis was examining the Vivarium.

Oh, it must be the one who erased his memory.

Did he do it from a distance?

Huh?

Look at this drop of saliva.

Yuck! They need to do some cleaning.

A small, perfectly round drop.

As if it had fallen from a tube.

The distance, the tube. A blowpipe!

Whoa! Poisoned arrows!

Maybe.

In any case, with this weapon,

he could easily have helped Basil escape

and deleted the surveillance videos.

No animal of that size can sneak into Greenside unseen.

It has to be one of the staff.

Do you think it's the police chief, Skipper? Creepy.

Whoever it was must have a supply of equipment -

projectiles, blowpipes and more.

And therefore, a secret hiding place somewhere on this island.

We need to find it if we want to give McFlare proof.

But it'd take us ages to search the pound from top to bottom.

That won't be necessary.

The traitor must have located his hiding place

outside of Greenside's secured zone,

somewhere where there are no cameras or guards making rounds.

Maybe the building's in ruins on the circuit.

The former changing rooms! The ideal hiding spot.

And the good news is that we can easily access them through...

The toilets. Yuck.

Oops. Sorry.

GUARD: Two hamsters managed to introduce themselves into Greenside.

I don't know if they spotted me.

You didn't erase their memories?

Impossible! They immediately disappeared.

I haven't been able to get my paws on them since.

And there's the traitor. It's one of the guards.

He deserves a maxi dose of itching powder.

Hmm. The detective is already on our trail.

Basil's mysterious accomplice. I knew it.

(CHUCKLES EVILLY)

I'm dying to see his ugly face.

Your clumsiness is forcing us to put our plan into action

as of tonight.

Go get ready and meet Basil at the meeting place.

You'll need to be rapid and precise.

It won't take the humans long to settle the problem.

I won't let you down.

Now go.

Now all we have to do is follow him.

How easy.

I've got you, you little sneaks. (CHUCKLES)

(GASPS) Wait!

I'll give him a taste of my itching powder.

Bro, no!

Yaaaah!

Bro? Er...

..hello there, ma'am. Your turn, ma'am.

No time to run. There must be a way.

(GASPS) I know.

Hey! (SHOUTS)

(GRUNTS)

Watch where you're going, kiddo.

Hey, your the one who crashed into ME!

(GROWLS) What did that bird brain put inside his bag?

(CHUCKLES) And now the two of you will kindly stay out of our way.

(DOOR LOCKS) (CHUCKLES)

Hey!

Oh. That's strange.

I can't remember why I'm here.

I remember perfectly well.

By charging full speed at an innocent guy.

Whoa. Everything in this bag is awesome.

Calm down, Mr Innocent.

OK, all we know for the time being

is that we're locked inside a changing room locker.

And what we need to figure out is who we are, why we're here,

how to get out, how to scratch ourselves,

though not necessarily in that order. (SIGHS)

Huh? There's something weird on my neck. Like a sort of scab.

Yuck. Gross. Stop touching it.

No, I can't. It itches too much!

(RIP!) (GASPS)

Huh?

The chip that makes you amnesic.

My itching powder scheme worked!

Bro, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!

Hey, you're not so close. You're not my mother.

Thank you for being a prankster. (RIP!)

Ouch. Hey...

Hey! I remember how we got here.

And I know how we're going to get out.

Knowing you, there are bound to be a few firecrackers

in your April Fool's first aid kit.

Would you do the honours?

Oh, with pleasure!

(COUGHS) Bingo!

And now we have to find Travis, quick!

Lieutenant Travis! Huh?

What are you doing here?

I'll have to arrest you.

(RIP!)

Clever? What's going on?

These electronic chips make you lose your memory.

With the red ones, you can't even remember your own name.

The blue ones only seem to erase certain memories.

Like the existence of Basil, for instance.

One of the guards used a blowpipe to shoot chips

at the neck of anyone who knew that Basil was no longer behind bars.

Basil! Then he did escape. How are we gonna find him?

We followed the traitor to the old changing rooms

where he talked to Basil's knight via a tablet.

They spoke of robbing three jewellery stores in less than 10 minutes.

And where does one find such a large concentration of jewellery shops?

Hmm. Piccadilly Circus!

They destroyed the transformer.

Looks like he glued everyone to the spot.

I forgot, Basil can paralyse you from a distance by touching you.

We've combated Basil before.

His weak spot is water.

He cannot emit his static electricity when he's wet.

And we've got the arms to stop him. Let's go.

Hey, what am I doing here?

Huh?

Fire!

Darn rodents!

(GASPS) Watch out Travis!

Huh?

He's getting away!

You wake up, Travis. I'll take care of Godzilla.

(SPRAY BOTTLE SQUIRTS) Ah, thanks, Clever.

Lieutenant, what's going on?

What's going on is that you're returning to Greenside.

Only this time, behind bars.

(JEERS) Cheater.

Yes!

Bro! Clever! Hurry up.

Follow that vehicle! Oh, with pleasure!

(YELLS)

(BOTH WAIL)

Huh?

Hang on! Hey, what are you...?

Whoa!

Huh? You? Again?

Bro, the rubber will insulate us!

Basil, watch out! We're heading straight for the river.

Ha-ha! You can't fool me.

This time, you're gonna get the shock of your life.

No!

(YELLS) Quick, Bro, follow me.

(WAILS)

Huh? (SCREAMS)

Basil's nowhere to be seen!

Unfortunately, there's nothing more we can do, Bro.

Let's bring the bag back to the jewellery store.

Hmm. Whatever happened here, there's no longer a single trace.

Whoever's behind all this is very well organised.

He escaped once again.

But this time, we know he's a highly intelligent monkey

who's capable of diverting cutting-edge human technology

for his own ends.

And at recruiting new disciples, even at Greenside.

Mm. We must find this mysterious character at all costs.

For I fear he will not stop here, even without Basil.

He might even be watching us right now.

Shh! Mac, I heard a noise coming from this locker.

(GASPS) Hmm.

Police!

(YELLS) Basil. Alert! Alert!

(LAUGHS)

Hmm. Hilarious.

It works every time.

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