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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:02,958 --> 00:01:05,542 THE VERY MERRY WIDOWS 2 00:01:05,833 --> 00:01:08,167 A CATHERINE CORSINI FILM 3 00:02:43,250 --> 00:02:44,792 Claude... 4 00:02:53,917 --> 00:02:55,875 Goodbye, darling. 5 00:03:10,067 --> 00:03:13,108 Hello. Miss Laurence Berthelot? 6 00:03:13,275 --> 00:03:15,358 It's Granget. Are you there? 7 00:03:16,237 --> 00:03:17,237 OK. 8 00:03:17,317 --> 00:03:20,024 I'm calling because I have news about your grandmother. 9 00:03:20,108 --> 00:03:21,608 It's a miracle after this long, 10 00:03:21,692 --> 00:03:25,150 but I finally found her. 11 00:03:38,067 --> 00:03:40,067 - Hello, Mrs. Harot. - Hello. 12 00:03:40,650 --> 00:03:41,936 My condolences. 13 00:03:42,067 --> 00:03:44,775 Thank you. Come in. 14 00:03:45,358 --> 00:03:47,649 As I said before, three months ago, Mr. Harot 15 00:03:47,733 --> 00:03:50,816 designated you the beneficiary of his life insurance policy. 16 00:03:50,900 --> 00:03:53,983 It comes to 500,000 euros. 17 00:03:59,025 --> 00:04:01,358 That'll help. You must have meant a lot to him. 18 00:04:01,442 --> 00:04:02,608 Yes. 19 00:04:04,442 --> 00:04:10,192 Dying from heatstroke is just... so silly. 20 00:04:10,358 --> 00:04:14,317 Yes, and after only three months of marriage. 21 00:04:15,067 --> 00:04:17,067 Are you going to stay here? 22 00:04:17,692 --> 00:04:22,858 No. This was his house. There... 23 00:04:24,025 --> 00:04:27,025 - Yes? - There are too many memories. 24 00:04:27,858 --> 00:04:30,108 I'll need the address of your new residence 25 00:04:30,192 --> 00:04:32,649 to inform the tax department. The payout is taxable. 26 00:04:32,733 --> 00:04:34,358 You do know that? 27 00:04:34,525 --> 00:04:38,650 But I'm a Swiss citizen. 28 00:04:39,525 --> 00:04:41,442 I pay my taxes there. 29 00:04:42,192 --> 00:04:43,192 OK. 30 00:04:44,233 --> 00:04:47,108 Sonneville and Grant is very loyal to you. 31 00:04:47,192 --> 00:04:48,358 Excuse me? 32 00:04:48,525 --> 00:04:50,524 I saw that you already received 33 00:04:50,608 --> 00:04:53,692 life insurance in 1976, from a Mr. Defonte. 34 00:04:53,858 --> 00:04:56,233 - A former husband. - It wasn't much. 35 00:04:56,317 --> 00:04:58,275 It was awful. 36 00:04:59,025 --> 00:05:03,983 - It's nice of you to come to me. - I'm used to it. 37 00:05:04,150 --> 00:05:05,483 Remember to call my hotel 38 00:05:05,567 --> 00:05:06,858 when you have all the papers. 39 00:05:06,942 --> 00:05:08,816 I'll be there till tomorrow. 40 00:05:08,900 --> 00:05:10,774 In the meantime, enjoy the fine weather. 41 00:05:10,858 --> 00:05:13,073 A little sun would do you good. 42 00:05:13,192 --> 00:05:15,525 You're a bit... olive. 43 00:05:17,358 --> 00:05:18,400 Goodbye. 44 00:05:36,200 --> 00:05:37,112 Hello? 45 00:05:37,192 --> 00:05:38,608 - Sonneville and Grant? - Yes. 46 00:05:38,692 --> 00:05:40,024 Claudia, it's Thomas. You OK? 47 00:05:40,108 --> 00:05:41,788 Fine. What's the news? 48 00:05:41,942 --> 00:05:45,192 The Harot widow is pretty particular. 49 00:05:45,358 --> 00:05:47,275 OK, go on. 50 00:05:47,442 --> 00:05:50,275 Do you think my skin is olive-tinted? 51 00:05:50,442 --> 00:05:53,525 Did she say that to you? Old bitch. 52 00:05:53,692 --> 00:05:54,692 Huh? 53 00:05:54,817 --> 00:05:56,649 I reminded her that she already 54 00:05:56,733 --> 00:05:59,066 got a payout from a Mr. Defonte in 1976, 55 00:05:59,150 --> 00:06:00,774 - and she didn't like that. - Really? 56 00:06:00,858 --> 00:06:01,983 She was icy. 57 00:06:02,150 --> 00:06:04,733 She's an old bag. It's to be expected. 58 00:06:04,817 --> 00:06:06,191 I'm meeting her tomorrow. 59 00:06:06,275 --> 00:06:08,358 Good. Don't screw it up. 60 00:06:08,525 --> 00:06:09,566 I'll be good. 61 00:06:09,646 --> 00:06:10,612 OK. Call me later. 62 00:06:10,692 --> 00:06:11,942 OK, honey. 63 00:06:21,400 --> 00:06:22,567 Ms. Harot? 64 00:06:28,233 --> 00:06:29,400 Ms. Vargas? 65 00:06:31,858 --> 00:06:33,608 Ren e Berthelot? 66 00:06:39,483 --> 00:06:40,567 Grandma? 67 00:06:44,067 --> 00:06:45,747 Grandma, are you there? 68 00:06:48,317 --> 00:06:49,317 Grandma? 69 00:06:51,650 --> 00:06:52,650 Grandma? 70 00:06:54,233 --> 00:06:55,400 Anyone home? 71 00:07:01,775 --> 00:07:02,942 Grandma? 72 00:07:04,025 --> 00:07:05,705 Grandma, are you there? 73 00:07:11,775 --> 00:07:13,318 I'll have another. 74 00:07:27,692 --> 00:07:28,806 Is it strong? 75 00:07:29,483 --> 00:07:31,192 I hate whisky. 76 00:07:33,025 --> 00:07:35,150 I hate myself, too. 77 00:07:35,317 --> 00:07:36,997 There's no reason to. 78 00:07:37,108 --> 00:07:38,317 No reason to? 79 00:07:40,483 --> 00:07:42,024 I just drove 600 miles 80 00:07:42,108 --> 00:07:43,358 to try to see my grandma 81 00:07:43,442 --> 00:07:45,233 and she didn't even open the door. 82 00:07:45,317 --> 00:07:48,524 She's my only relative. I was so happy to see her again. 83 00:07:48,608 --> 00:07:50,394 Is that her in the photo? 84 00:07:51,733 --> 00:07:53,899 She was beautiful. Is that you? 85 00:07:53,983 --> 00:07:55,358 I was four. 86 00:07:55,525 --> 00:07:57,524 And you haven't seen her since? 87 00:07:57,608 --> 00:07:59,524 I had to hire a private eye to find her. 88 00:07:59,608 --> 00:08:00,692 Really? 89 00:08:01,317 --> 00:08:03,358 She spent her life moving. 90 00:08:03,525 --> 00:08:06,149 She's lived at least once in every department in France, 91 00:08:06,233 --> 00:08:10,317 and abroad, too... in Switzerland, in Italy, in Spain... 92 00:08:10,483 --> 00:08:12,192 But do you know why? 93 00:08:12,358 --> 00:08:14,441 She's racked up quite a few husbands. 94 00:08:14,525 --> 00:08:16,025 That's amazing. 95 00:08:16,192 --> 00:08:18,650 I found out from the detective. 96 00:08:18,817 --> 00:08:20,733 That's really something. 97 00:08:23,608 --> 00:08:25,858 CAF 98 00:08:31,400 --> 00:08:33,483 Want to walk a little together? 99 00:08:33,567 --> 00:08:36,066 I'm at a hotel by the train station. 100 00:08:36,150 --> 00:08:38,275 Mine's up there. 101 00:08:42,817 --> 00:08:44,360 Are you all right? 102 00:08:46,150 --> 00:08:47,693 - Shall we? - Yeah. 103 00:08:52,692 --> 00:08:54,316 Writing is really time-consuming. 104 00:08:54,400 --> 00:08:58,150 I travel all the time to get inspiration. 105 00:08:59,608 --> 00:09:01,483 It's nice to have ideals in life. 106 00:09:01,567 --> 00:09:02,983 It's essential. 107 00:09:03,858 --> 00:09:06,233 That's what Goth Wlochoski, 108 00:09:07,067 --> 00:09:08,781 a Batavian writer, said. 109 00:09:10,233 --> 00:09:12,067 And what's your ideal? 110 00:09:12,233 --> 00:09:13,733 Oh, me... 111 00:09:15,567 --> 00:09:17,924 A man, a marriage and children... 112 00:09:18,733 --> 00:09:21,150 And a house by the water. 113 00:09:21,317 --> 00:09:24,775 - And ducks. - Ducks? OK! 114 00:09:27,233 --> 00:09:29,525 No, no, not too much alcohol. 115 00:09:29,692 --> 00:09:32,650 - I don't need much to... - I like it. 116 00:09:32,817 --> 00:09:35,066 The more you drink, the closer you get to me. 117 00:09:35,150 --> 00:09:37,942 Oh? Then I'll stop. 118 00:09:38,108 --> 00:09:39,192 OK. 119 00:09:41,233 --> 00:09:42,275 All done. 120 00:09:43,817 --> 00:09:47,983 So... You're single? 121 00:09:49,192 --> 00:09:50,192 Yeah. 122 00:09:52,400 --> 00:09:53,816 I shouldn't drink. 123 00:09:53,900 --> 00:09:55,399 I ask you questions... 124 00:09:55,483 --> 00:09:57,941 I ask you totally personal questions. 125 00:09:58,025 --> 00:10:00,525 - I'll stop. - I was engaged, but... 126 00:10:00,692 --> 00:10:04,442 He just left me. It only lasted three weeks. 127 00:10:05,233 --> 00:10:06,913 You have been warned. 128 00:10:08,858 --> 00:10:10,775 He married his co-worker. 129 00:10:10,942 --> 00:10:12,441 I asked him why her and not me. 130 00:10:12,525 --> 00:10:15,168 At first, he didn't know what to say. 131 00:10:16,233 --> 00:10:20,400 All he could come up with was, "you're ugly." 132 00:10:22,150 --> 00:10:25,150 - Did you believe him? - Yes. 133 00:10:26,108 --> 00:10:28,567 Don't put yourself down! 134 00:10:29,025 --> 00:10:31,358 He didn't know how to see you. 135 00:10:32,442 --> 00:10:35,483 You're charming. Very pretty. 136 00:11:00,733 --> 00:11:02,276 I don't scare you? 137 00:11:03,400 --> 00:11:05,775 I think I scare the guys I date. 138 00:11:06,317 --> 00:11:09,192 No. I'm not scared. 139 00:11:09,358 --> 00:11:12,192 You're direct. That's nice. 140 00:11:12,358 --> 00:11:16,358 - Are you single? - Absolutely. 141 00:11:18,650 --> 00:11:20,483 Oh, my love! 142 00:11:20,650 --> 00:11:22,608 - I love you! - Huh? 143 00:11:22,775 --> 00:11:25,525 I love you! I love you! 144 00:11:26,608 --> 00:11:28,025 I love you! 145 00:12:20,733 --> 00:12:23,733 Babe? Sorry, I know you're asleep. 146 00:12:23,900 --> 00:12:28,150 Hang on. This is important. I've got news. 147 00:12:28,317 --> 00:12:30,733 I'm not kidding, Claudia! This is huge! 148 00:12:30,817 --> 00:12:32,108 Really? OK. 149 00:12:32,275 --> 00:12:34,316 - The Harot widow had six husbands. - What?! 150 00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:35,442 Yeah. 151 00:12:35,608 --> 00:12:38,650 Call up all the insurance companies tomorrow 152 00:12:38,817 --> 00:12:41,031 to see whether she had policies 153 00:12:41,192 --> 00:12:43,983 for Fonsac, Aymeric, Salagnac, Claven, and Perret. 154 00:12:44,067 --> 00:12:45,524 Let me get a pen! 155 00:12:52,825 --> 00:12:53,778 Hey, wait! 156 00:12:53,858 --> 00:12:55,858 You don't want to come with me? 157 00:12:55,942 --> 00:12:57,899 She's your grandmother, not mine. 158 00:12:57,983 --> 00:13:00,483 She might have some inspiring stories to tell. 159 00:13:00,567 --> 00:13:02,649 You can tell me tonight. I can't. 160 00:13:02,733 --> 00:13:04,733 - Can I call you first? - Yeah, yeah. 161 00:13:04,817 --> 00:13:06,817 I'll miss you. 162 00:13:26,067 --> 00:13:27,233 You again! 163 00:13:32,192 --> 00:13:34,608 - What are you looking for? - You. 164 00:13:36,608 --> 00:13:39,067 - What do you want? - Nothing! 165 00:13:40,067 --> 00:13:41,317 Then goodbye. 166 00:13:42,400 --> 00:13:45,191 But I'm your granddaughter. Mathilde's daughter. 167 00:13:45,275 --> 00:13:46,650 I thought so. 168 00:13:47,483 --> 00:13:50,566 Bad timing. My poor husband died two weeks ago. 169 00:13:50,650 --> 00:13:52,566 - I heard. - You should go home. 170 00:13:52,650 --> 00:13:54,358 I came a long way, 171 00:13:54,525 --> 00:13:57,358 and it's not healthy to be alone at a time like this. 172 00:13:57,442 --> 00:13:59,513 I have nothing to say to you. 173 00:13:59,983 --> 00:14:02,483 It's nice of you, Laurence, but you're stubborn! 174 00:14:02,567 --> 00:14:04,400 Did your mother send you? 175 00:14:09,817 --> 00:14:11,531 Mom died ten months ago. 176 00:14:13,358 --> 00:14:15,715 That's how I found out about you. 177 00:14:17,775 --> 00:14:21,483 - How did she die? - She had a weak heart. 178 00:14:21,650 --> 00:14:24,817 And yet she used it so sparingly. 179 00:14:25,233 --> 00:14:26,691 You didn't like her much, eh? 180 00:14:26,775 --> 00:14:29,733 What do you expect? I never had maternal instinct. 181 00:14:29,817 --> 00:14:31,024 I had Mathilde at 16. 182 00:14:31,108 --> 00:14:34,399 I wasn't at all interested in her, and that didn't change. 183 00:14:34,483 --> 00:14:36,983 She hated the way I lived. 184 00:14:37,733 --> 00:14:40,608 I think I'm the only person who does. 185 00:14:41,525 --> 00:14:42,896 Do you miss her? 186 00:14:43,650 --> 00:14:46,150 Of course. We didn't speak anymore, 187 00:14:46,275 --> 00:14:48,204 but it was still something. 188 00:14:50,650 --> 00:14:53,942 I'm used to death. 189 00:14:56,442 --> 00:14:58,858 - How old are you? - Twenty. 190 00:14:59,025 --> 00:15:01,150 - Married? - No. 191 00:15:01,317 --> 00:15:03,525 - Divorced? - No. 192 00:15:03,692 --> 00:15:06,608 - Are you living with someone? - No. 193 00:15:07,942 --> 00:15:09,817 - Do you have kids? - No. 194 00:15:09,983 --> 00:15:11,692 That's something! 195 00:15:13,567 --> 00:15:16,942 - Do you need money? - No. 196 00:15:17,775 --> 00:15:19,108 Why? 197 00:15:19,275 --> 00:15:21,733 Go on, be honest. We're family. 198 00:15:21,900 --> 00:15:23,614 I didn't come for money. 199 00:15:24,692 --> 00:15:26,858 It's always the same, these big families. 200 00:15:26,942 --> 00:15:29,441 The first generation strikes it rich. 201 00:15:29,525 --> 00:15:31,817 The second generation saves. 202 00:15:31,983 --> 00:15:34,400 And the third spends it all! 203 00:15:36,067 --> 00:15:40,025 Excuse me, but I have to go out. 204 00:15:40,192 --> 00:15:41,441 I thought you were sad. 205 00:15:41,525 --> 00:15:44,233 When I'm depressed, I need to forget. 206 00:15:45,358 --> 00:15:46,942 Goodbye, Laurence. 207 00:15:57,900 --> 00:15:59,608 It's me, Laurence. 208 00:16:00,317 --> 00:16:01,317 I miss you, 209 00:16:01,483 --> 00:16:03,858 and I hope you miss me, too. 210 00:16:04,025 --> 00:16:07,067 Call me back soon. I love you. 211 00:16:16,608 --> 00:16:17,980 I called Thomas. 212 00:16:19,858 --> 00:16:22,524 He writes adventure novels. I'm in love. 213 00:16:22,608 --> 00:16:24,233 He writes novels, huh? 214 00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:27,900 How original. Did he give you one? 215 00:16:28,067 --> 00:16:29,483 No, not yet. 216 00:16:30,358 --> 00:16:32,191 You barely know him, then? 217 00:16:32,275 --> 00:16:34,358 - We met yesterday. - Really? 218 00:16:34,525 --> 00:16:36,399 So it was love at first sight? 219 00:16:36,483 --> 00:16:38,025 Exactly. 220 00:16:38,650 --> 00:16:42,775 And he's not here with you, doting on you? 221 00:16:42,942 --> 00:16:45,775 I'm seeing him tonight. We're in love. 222 00:16:46,858 --> 00:16:49,025 You're in love. Clearly. 223 00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:05,275 Can you wait for me at the bar? I'll be five minutes. 224 00:17:11,108 --> 00:17:13,394 Can you call Mr. Milcaux for me? 225 00:17:21,775 --> 00:17:23,900 Look at this. Incredible. 226 00:17:29,317 --> 00:17:32,442 Yeah... Fell down the stairs... 227 00:17:33,525 --> 00:17:35,358 Indigestion. Really? 228 00:17:35,525 --> 00:17:38,192 That's not all, babe. Get this. 229 00:17:38,358 --> 00:17:41,149 A hang-gliding accident, a fall from a horse, and a drowning. 230 00:17:41,233 --> 00:17:42,441 It could have been dozens 231 00:17:42,521 --> 00:17:43,445 with the same end: 232 00:17:43,525 --> 00:17:47,192 No proof, and they were all very typical deaths. 233 00:17:47,608 --> 00:17:49,024 She really thinks of it all. 234 00:17:49,108 --> 00:17:50,274 - Mr. Milcaux? - Yes. 235 00:17:50,358 --> 00:17:51,399 Ms. Harot is here. 236 00:17:51,483 --> 00:17:52,691 In the private room. 237 00:17:52,775 --> 00:17:54,816 - OK, thanks. - He'll be right there. 238 00:17:54,900 --> 00:17:57,858 Or we need to catch her in the act. 239 00:17:58,025 --> 00:17:59,942 - I agree. - OK. 240 00:18:02,025 --> 00:18:04,692 OK, she'd better not see me. 241 00:18:04,772 --> 00:18:05,570 Yeah. 242 00:18:05,650 --> 00:18:06,612 I'll go to your room? 243 00:18:06,692 --> 00:18:08,358 - OK. - Be quick. 244 00:18:11,192 --> 00:18:12,306 See you soon. 245 00:18:27,442 --> 00:18:28,733 Jesus! 246 00:18:28,900 --> 00:18:30,858 This is just like him! 247 00:18:56,192 --> 00:18:57,317 So? 248 00:18:58,108 --> 00:19:00,858 Everything's going well. 249 00:19:01,025 --> 00:19:02,983 She gave me her bank information. 250 00:19:03,067 --> 00:19:05,858 Her granddaughter might give me some more info later. 251 00:19:05,942 --> 00:19:08,942 Come here! Speaking of your little dunce... 252 00:19:10,108 --> 00:19:12,108 I haven't forgotten. 253 00:19:14,942 --> 00:19:17,156 This is going to be your party! 254 00:19:18,150 --> 00:19:19,483 What are you doing? 255 00:19:19,567 --> 00:19:21,924 - Getting my handcuffs. - Already? 256 00:19:23,067 --> 00:19:24,733 Handcuff time... 257 00:19:24,900 --> 00:19:25,941 Don't act innocent. 258 00:19:26,025 --> 00:19:28,882 - We've got some things to say. - Really? 259 00:19:29,608 --> 00:19:32,483 I want to know if you slept with her. 260 00:19:32,650 --> 00:19:36,108 I won't tell you anything. And "little dunce," really? 261 00:19:36,192 --> 00:19:38,817 Oh, you won't? In that case... 262 00:19:38,983 --> 00:19:40,942 I didn't do anything! 263 00:19:41,108 --> 00:19:42,817 Pull me hair! Yes! 264 00:19:42,983 --> 00:19:45,733 You're crazy! 265 00:19:45,900 --> 00:19:49,567 React! Hit me! 266 00:19:50,900 --> 00:19:55,733 That's it! Choke me! 267 00:19:56,775 --> 00:19:58,650 Is that what you want? 268 00:19:58,817 --> 00:20:01,025 Yes! 269 00:20:01,192 --> 00:20:04,150 - You're a quick learner! - Like that? 270 00:20:04,317 --> 00:20:07,525 Spit on me! Go on! 271 00:20:07,692 --> 00:20:10,192 - Tell me you love me. - I love you. 272 00:20:10,317 --> 00:20:11,692 I love you. 273 00:20:15,317 --> 00:20:18,066 - What's that? - Something smells funny. 274 00:20:18,150 --> 00:20:20,608 - Shit, Claudia! - What? Shit! 275 00:20:22,108 --> 00:20:24,066 The bed's on fire! Un-cuff me! 276 00:20:24,150 --> 00:20:26,817 - Figure it out yourself! - Shit! 277 00:20:26,983 --> 00:20:28,525 Un-cuff me! 278 00:20:29,483 --> 00:20:31,108 Shit! 279 00:20:31,275 --> 00:20:32,524 What's she doing here? 280 00:20:32,608 --> 00:20:33,894 Someone's here? 281 00:20:35,650 --> 00:20:36,941 - Who? - This red-head 282 00:20:37,025 --> 00:20:39,192 who looks like a gnome. 283 00:20:39,358 --> 00:20:41,567 Fucking handcuffs! Help me! 284 00:20:41,733 --> 00:20:44,067 It's your little dunce! 285 00:20:44,233 --> 00:20:45,317 Take that! 286 00:20:45,483 --> 00:20:47,733 Stop! Laurence! 287 00:20:47,900 --> 00:20:51,400 Stop it! Claudia, help! 288 00:20:51,567 --> 00:20:53,858 - Let go of him! - Bastard! 289 00:20:54,025 --> 00:20:55,774 Get off me, dungeon master! 290 00:20:55,858 --> 00:20:58,608 - You little prick! - Laurence! 291 00:21:01,070 --> 00:21:02,070 Asshole! 292 00:21:02,150 --> 00:21:03,649 - Laurence, no! - You deserve it! 293 00:21:03,733 --> 00:21:06,067 Wait! 294 00:21:07,525 --> 00:21:08,525 Laurence! 295 00:21:09,233 --> 00:21:10,608 Laurence! 296 00:21:10,775 --> 00:21:14,025 Let me explain. Don't leave. 297 00:21:14,192 --> 00:21:15,566 Claudia works for the police! 298 00:21:15,650 --> 00:21:16,941 She's helping on a new book. 299 00:21:17,025 --> 00:21:18,149 That was work talk. 300 00:21:18,233 --> 00:21:19,733 You're not a novelist. 301 00:21:19,817 --> 00:21:21,358 Wait! 302 00:21:22,317 --> 00:21:23,317 Why? 303 00:21:24,817 --> 00:21:26,192 I'm sorry. 304 00:21:27,192 --> 00:21:28,233 I was honest about 305 00:21:28,317 --> 00:21:30,358 last night. It's not what you think. 306 00:21:30,442 --> 00:21:31,525 I hate you! 307 00:21:32,942 --> 00:21:34,524 Sorry about Claude but you'll cope. 308 00:21:34,608 --> 00:21:35,608 How cruel! 309 00:21:35,775 --> 00:21:38,441 I've always had kind feelings... more than kind... 310 00:21:38,525 --> 00:21:41,775 Henri Paul, a friend of my deceased husband's. 311 00:21:41,942 --> 00:21:43,441 Laurence, my granddaughter, 312 00:21:43,525 --> 00:21:45,691 who was kind enough to keep me company 313 00:21:45,775 --> 00:21:47,316 during these trying times. 314 00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:48,733 Miss. 315 00:21:48,900 --> 00:21:50,399 Dear friend, I would love 316 00:21:50,483 --> 00:21:52,483 to host you in Meg ve this winter, 317 00:21:52,567 --> 00:21:56,358 and if this charming young woman wanted to join... 318 00:21:57,275 --> 00:21:58,941 We'll think about it. 319 00:21:59,025 --> 00:22:02,192 I'll call you, rest assured. 320 00:22:02,358 --> 00:22:04,038 I'm counting on you. 321 00:22:05,067 --> 00:22:06,275 Goodbye, Miss. 322 00:22:07,400 --> 00:22:09,649 You really had an effect on him. 323 00:22:09,733 --> 00:22:11,274 Where did you disappear to? 324 00:22:11,358 --> 00:22:14,215 I assumed you were chasing your novelist. 325 00:22:14,525 --> 00:22:17,150 He's busy. He canceled our date. 326 00:22:17,317 --> 00:22:19,108 Already? 327 00:22:19,275 --> 00:22:21,191 If a guy says he loves you after one day, 328 00:22:21,275 --> 00:22:22,304 he's a liar. 329 00:22:22,442 --> 00:22:24,650 He took you for a ride. 330 00:22:24,817 --> 00:22:27,108 Oh, I mean... 331 00:22:28,442 --> 00:22:30,024 He's having an affair. 332 00:22:30,108 --> 00:22:33,317 Or I'm his affair. I dumped him. 333 00:22:33,483 --> 00:22:35,733 An affair? With who? 334 00:22:35,900 --> 00:22:38,483 Some kind of S-and-M porn star. 335 00:22:38,650 --> 00:22:40,692 Forget about him, honey. 336 00:22:40,858 --> 00:22:43,942 He's a pervert, and perverts are unbearable. 337 00:22:44,108 --> 00:22:45,524 He took advantage of me. 338 00:22:45,608 --> 00:22:47,537 You know what he called me? 339 00:22:48,567 --> 00:22:50,195 His little dunce... 340 00:22:51,650 --> 00:22:52,775 That's tough. 341 00:22:54,775 --> 00:22:56,274 I thought he'd be different, 342 00:22:56,358 --> 00:22:58,150 but it's always the same. 343 00:22:59,358 --> 00:23:00,858 I'm such an idiot. 344 00:23:00,942 --> 00:23:04,400 It's not what you thought it was. A great love... 345 00:23:06,358 --> 00:23:07,650 I was wrong. 346 00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:12,525 I'll believe you now. I'll listen to you. 347 00:23:12,692 --> 00:23:14,316 Do you think you could help me? 348 00:23:14,400 --> 00:23:16,941 You and I are quite different. What would you do with me? 349 00:23:17,025 --> 00:23:19,739 - No one cheats on you, right? - Never. 350 00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:35,483 Come on. It's not worth making a scene over. 351 00:23:35,650 --> 00:23:38,025 Come on. 352 00:23:44,650 --> 00:23:45,983 When you fall off the horse, 353 00:23:46,067 --> 00:23:48,191 you have to get right back in the saddle. 354 00:23:48,275 --> 00:23:51,067 - Right away? - Right away. 355 00:23:51,233 --> 00:23:54,066 How do you manage to be so strong? It's human. 356 00:23:54,150 --> 00:23:57,025 I simply refuse to sabotage my life. 357 00:23:58,025 --> 00:24:00,692 I don't want to hurt anymore. 358 00:24:01,275 --> 00:24:04,061 I feel like I'm going to make a mistake. 359 00:24:04,525 --> 00:24:08,233 Ren e, don't leave me. You're all I have left. 360 00:24:09,692 --> 00:24:12,567 You're the only person I can count on. 361 00:24:12,733 --> 00:24:15,067 OK! Don't push it. 362 00:24:15,233 --> 00:24:17,590 I know all about the sobbing bit. 363 00:24:18,525 --> 00:24:20,154 Where's your hotel? 364 00:24:20,608 --> 00:24:22,288 Near the train station. 365 00:24:23,400 --> 00:24:25,025 Saint Plot Hotel. 366 00:24:25,192 --> 00:24:27,067 Sir, the Saint Plon Hotel. 367 00:24:27,233 --> 00:24:29,441 We need to be at the airport by six o'clock. 368 00:24:29,521 --> 00:24:30,487 OK. 369 00:24:30,567 --> 00:24:32,110 Are you taking me? 370 00:24:32,483 --> 00:24:36,942 I have an apartment in Juan-les-Pins I inherited. 371 00:24:37,108 --> 00:24:39,358 We're going to have ourselves a good time. 372 00:24:39,442 --> 00:24:40,525 Really? 373 00:24:41,317 --> 00:24:45,150 The men on the C te-d'Or are so handsome... 374 00:24:45,317 --> 00:24:47,745 Men of action with hearts of gold. 375 00:24:48,567 --> 00:24:51,670 You seem to be in the perfect state of mind... 376 00:24:53,283 --> 00:24:54,195 Is it ruined? 377 00:24:54,275 --> 00:24:57,149 Even if we did investigate, it would take years. 378 00:24:57,233 --> 00:24:59,899 She moves up the time of death of a few old men, 379 00:24:59,983 --> 00:25:02,649 and the money she steals was already lost. 380 00:25:02,733 --> 00:25:05,025 If you want to be hired, 381 00:25:05,192 --> 00:25:07,120 you need to sell contracts. 382 00:25:07,233 --> 00:25:08,525 I don't agree. 383 00:25:08,692 --> 00:25:11,191 I almost think the little dunce has affected you. 384 00:25:11,275 --> 00:25:14,379 - So? Are you jealous? - Not in the slightest. 385 00:25:15,525 --> 00:25:18,274 It's just that the old lady might well kill her. 386 00:25:18,358 --> 00:25:20,787 You're really starting to bore me! 387 00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:24,858 - Intern or not... - What? 388 00:25:25,025 --> 00:25:26,650 Whatever. 389 00:25:26,817 --> 00:25:29,031 - You're fired! - Great. See ya. 390 00:26:01,275 --> 00:26:02,317 Thomas? 391 00:26:02,483 --> 00:26:04,412 The novelist. Give me that! 392 00:26:15,358 --> 00:26:16,901 What do you think? 393 00:26:18,025 --> 00:26:20,149 A bit bold for a widow, isn't it? 394 00:26:20,233 --> 00:26:21,775 No... It's black. 395 00:26:32,150 --> 00:26:34,691 I was the same as well but I ran faster... 396 00:26:34,771 --> 00:26:35,737 Perhaps I could give you my number. 397 00:26:35,817 --> 00:26:37,399 Yes, I would be very pleased... 398 00:26:37,483 --> 00:26:38,692 Shit... 399 00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:03,649 - My number is here. - I imagine you... 400 00:27:03,733 --> 00:27:05,733 Yes. 401 00:27:05,900 --> 00:27:07,817 Good to see you. 402 00:27:08,650 --> 00:27:10,567 Good to see you too. Bye! 403 00:27:19,067 --> 00:27:21,025 You're beautiful! 404 00:27:22,192 --> 00:27:26,775 Look at yourself. Finally your breasts are on display. 405 00:27:27,942 --> 00:27:29,691 Look how different you look! 406 00:27:29,775 --> 00:27:32,358 Yeah. I feel a little slutty, though. 407 00:27:32,442 --> 00:27:33,899 "Slutty," what an expression... 408 00:27:33,983 --> 00:27:36,317 You're hiding your potential. 409 00:27:36,483 --> 00:27:38,650 Stand up straight. 410 00:27:40,817 --> 00:27:45,233 Imagine you see the man of your life on the street. 411 00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:48,817 He's riding a Vespa, and you're on the bus. 412 00:27:48,983 --> 00:27:52,108 He needs to notice you in a split second, 413 00:27:52,275 --> 00:27:54,274 jump off his scooter, and get on the bus, 414 00:27:54,358 --> 00:27:55,483 or else all is lost! 415 00:27:55,567 --> 00:27:58,108 That kind of thing never happens! 416 00:27:58,275 --> 00:27:59,942 It does to me. 417 00:28:00,108 --> 00:28:02,191 That's how I seduced your grandfather. 418 00:28:02,275 --> 00:28:04,108 I want to be loved for who I am. 419 00:28:04,192 --> 00:28:08,650 But your body, your appearance, that is you. 420 00:28:08,817 --> 00:28:11,108 If you think you'll find a guy who's worthy of you 421 00:28:11,192 --> 00:28:15,233 by wearing a garbage bag, excuse me... 422 00:28:15,900 --> 00:28:17,233 Miss! 423 00:28:18,442 --> 00:28:23,108 This dress, this one, this one, and this one. 424 00:28:23,275 --> 00:28:25,846 And she'll be wearing the green one. 425 00:28:26,442 --> 00:28:28,275 I can't go out like this! 426 00:28:28,442 --> 00:28:29,525 Yes you can! 427 00:28:32,483 --> 00:28:33,858 Smile a little. 428 00:28:36,608 --> 00:28:37,942 Make an effort. 429 00:28:40,067 --> 00:28:41,695 Is it the novelist? 430 00:28:43,275 --> 00:28:46,233 He's not worth the trouble. 431 00:28:47,025 --> 00:28:49,775 You knew him two or three days. 432 00:28:49,942 --> 00:28:51,233 That's enough for me. 433 00:28:51,317 --> 00:28:53,174 Even one night, sometimes. 434 00:28:53,275 --> 00:28:55,566 You'll get old before you should. 435 00:28:55,650 --> 00:28:58,275 Look at me: I preserve myself. 436 00:28:58,442 --> 00:29:00,900 I'm still as fresh and healthy. 437 00:29:01,067 --> 00:29:03,024 But the men around you don't last long. 438 00:29:03,108 --> 00:29:05,192 You're so mean! 439 00:29:05,358 --> 00:29:06,442 Sorry. 440 00:29:07,733 --> 00:29:10,983 I got you again! You fell for it. 441 00:29:11,150 --> 00:29:12,900 You can be so gullible. 442 00:29:14,150 --> 00:29:18,525 What you need is an actor, or a bored prince. 443 00:29:19,983 --> 00:29:22,025 If you knew how easy it is. 444 00:29:22,192 --> 00:29:23,441 I don't know them. 445 00:29:23,525 --> 00:29:25,239 No. They don't know you. 446 00:29:27,775 --> 00:29:30,899 If you can get yourself invited by one of these men, 447 00:29:30,983 --> 00:29:34,525 I'll give you a check for 2,000 euros, OK? 448 00:30:08,275 --> 00:30:12,233 No, not A3. C2. 449 00:30:24,942 --> 00:30:27,650 - Cheat! - Come on, Jules! 450 00:30:30,567 --> 00:30:31,650 Thanks. 451 00:30:31,817 --> 00:30:33,360 He's a sore loser? 452 00:30:34,067 --> 00:30:36,649 Because he rarely loses, especially not to me. 453 00:30:36,733 --> 00:30:39,590 He's my nephew. Well, the nephew of my... 454 00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:44,233 Want to play? 455 00:30:45,942 --> 00:30:47,983 Gladly. White or black? 456 00:30:48,150 --> 00:30:49,233 White. 457 00:30:58,317 --> 00:30:59,941 You owe me 2,000 euros. 458 00:31:00,025 --> 00:31:02,608 No. You found him on your own. 459 00:31:02,775 --> 00:31:04,358 That doesn't count. 460 00:31:04,442 --> 00:31:05,983 But he's not bad. 461 00:31:06,775 --> 00:31:09,418 And you weren't surprised by anything? 462 00:31:09,567 --> 00:31:12,025 Something vaguely strange. 463 00:31:12,192 --> 00:31:13,872 Like his wedding ring? 464 00:31:14,025 --> 00:31:16,096 Jean-Daniel always wears his. 465 00:31:16,192 --> 00:31:18,525 - Jean-Daniel? - Yeah. 466 00:31:18,692 --> 00:31:21,150 He keeps his wife's in his wallet. 467 00:31:21,317 --> 00:31:24,025 He showed it to me. She's dead. 468 00:31:24,192 --> 00:31:26,858 That's what he led me to believe. 469 00:31:27,025 --> 00:31:28,482 Oh, the poor man! 470 00:31:29,983 --> 00:31:32,399 And what does he do for a living, this poor widower? 471 00:31:32,483 --> 00:31:33,900 He's a doctor. 472 00:31:34,067 --> 00:31:35,358 Doctor... 473 00:31:36,358 --> 00:31:39,067 - A surgeon, I think. - Oh? 474 00:31:40,025 --> 00:31:42,168 Yeah. He does plastic surgery. 475 00:31:42,317 --> 00:31:44,192 That's good. 476 00:31:44,358 --> 00:31:46,692 Specialists are always best. 477 00:31:46,858 --> 00:31:49,149 Now we can begin our second lesson. 478 00:31:49,233 --> 00:31:53,525 - What's the second lesson? - Learning how much money he has. 479 00:31:53,692 --> 00:31:56,795 I'm not going to look after you for centuries. 480 00:32:11,692 --> 00:32:14,025 This will be great for tonight. 481 00:32:17,233 --> 00:32:18,358 What is it? 482 00:32:19,608 --> 00:32:22,067 Yesterday, I was just charmed. 483 00:32:22,233 --> 00:32:23,858 Now I worry he'll break my heart. 484 00:32:23,942 --> 00:32:24,942 Already? 485 00:32:25,608 --> 00:32:28,024 I've wanted to love him since the moment I saw him. 486 00:32:28,108 --> 00:32:30,358 Are you like this every time? 487 00:32:31,567 --> 00:32:32,608 Yeah. 488 00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:35,608 You have to stay distant 489 00:32:35,775 --> 00:32:39,650 in order to keep him stimulated! 490 00:32:39,817 --> 00:32:41,497 How do I put this... 491 00:32:41,650 --> 00:32:45,400 Don't think about him. Think as though you were him. 492 00:32:55,567 --> 00:32:59,817 When he sees you, his heart has to leap from his chest. 493 00:33:02,525 --> 00:33:06,775 Run to him as though everything were normal. 494 00:33:07,733 --> 00:33:09,900 Charming, elegant. 495 00:33:13,983 --> 00:33:15,649 If he kisses your hand give him it, 496 00:33:15,733 --> 00:33:18,699 but pull away as though he were too brusque. 497 00:33:23,692 --> 00:33:26,567 Make yourself seem inaccessible. 498 00:33:33,317 --> 00:33:37,455 If he sees that you're distant, he won't get too comfortable. 499 00:33:38,775 --> 00:33:40,455 Want some champagne? 500 00:33:40,900 --> 00:33:41,900 Yes. 501 00:33:48,400 --> 00:33:50,983 His adrenaline spikes. 502 00:33:51,150 --> 00:33:54,192 He gets worried. He thinks about you. 503 00:33:54,358 --> 00:33:57,525 He focuses on you. He obsesses about you. 504 00:33:58,150 --> 00:34:03,275 You use your appearance. You smile mysteriously. 505 00:34:06,242 --> 00:34:07,237 I've not eaten 506 00:34:07,317 --> 00:34:10,102 with anyone on this boat in a long time. 507 00:34:13,483 --> 00:34:15,163 Do you like the sea? 508 00:34:16,483 --> 00:34:17,483 Yes. 509 00:34:19,358 --> 00:34:22,025 I crossed the Atlantic on this boat. 510 00:34:22,192 --> 00:34:25,858 Listen to him. Men love being listened to! 511 00:34:26,025 --> 00:34:29,316 If you want, one day, I'll take you to the Bahamas. 512 00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:30,608 Let him talk. 513 00:34:30,775 --> 00:34:32,061 I love the sea. 514 00:34:33,108 --> 00:34:35,900 The more he talks, the more he opens up. 515 00:34:36,067 --> 00:34:40,608 I love the sea-spray, the solitude... 516 00:34:40,775 --> 00:34:43,566 And the more his ego will stop him from backtracking. 517 00:34:43,646 --> 00:34:44,487 The endless sky... 518 00:34:44,567 --> 00:34:47,740 If he takes your hand, as though inadvertently, 519 00:34:48,233 --> 00:34:50,305 act as though it were clumsy. 520 00:34:51,525 --> 00:34:55,483 And when he doesn't know what to do, let him dig himself deeper. 521 00:34:55,567 --> 00:34:57,316 You must have someone...? 522 00:34:57,400 --> 00:34:58,941 A boyfriend, I mean. 523 00:34:59,025 --> 00:35:01,192 Then you nail him to the wall. 524 00:35:03,108 --> 00:35:05,180 You think I'd have come here? 525 00:35:06,442 --> 00:35:08,316 Maybe I don't please you... 526 00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:10,608 Perhaps I should go. 527 00:35:10,775 --> 00:35:12,691 No, no. I'm sorry. That was clumsy of me. 528 00:35:12,775 --> 00:35:14,692 I don't want to be alone. 529 00:35:14,858 --> 00:35:17,733 Stay. Please. 530 00:35:19,400 --> 00:35:22,150 But on a first date, 531 00:35:22,317 --> 00:35:23,692 never kiss him! 532 00:35:29,150 --> 00:35:32,275 Be mysterious, fascinating, 533 00:35:33,067 --> 00:35:36,442 but stay distant and classy. 534 00:35:42,192 --> 00:35:45,150 Inaccessible. Easily scared off. 535 00:35:45,858 --> 00:35:47,399 If he sees that you want him, 536 00:35:47,483 --> 00:35:49,233 he thinks, "she wants me," 537 00:35:49,317 --> 00:35:52,174 and he can lose the sensation of urgency, 538 00:35:53,358 --> 00:35:55,930 and then you're headed for disaster. 539 00:36:00,483 --> 00:36:03,025 Sorry. I can't. 540 00:36:05,483 --> 00:36:06,775 Not yet. 541 00:36:09,567 --> 00:36:11,233 I'm sorry. 542 00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:12,649 It's the first time I've 543 00:36:12,733 --> 00:36:14,948 forgotten her for over an hour. 544 00:36:16,442 --> 00:36:18,400 And then, kissing you... 545 00:36:24,108 --> 00:36:25,400 I can't do it. 546 00:36:26,233 --> 00:36:29,525 Keep him simmering. 547 00:36:31,817 --> 00:36:33,483 I'll wait till you're ready. 548 00:36:33,567 --> 00:36:35,191 "I'll wait till you're ready." 549 00:36:35,275 --> 00:36:38,399 "I'll wait till you're ready." "I'll wait till you're ready." 550 00:36:38,483 --> 00:36:41,774 What in the world made you say a thing like that? 551 00:36:41,858 --> 00:36:43,567 It seemed right. 552 00:36:43,733 --> 00:36:44,983 This will take years! 553 00:36:45,067 --> 00:36:47,108 Do you want to wait years? 554 00:36:48,692 --> 00:36:49,692 OK. 555 00:36:50,775 --> 00:36:53,418 Can you introduce me to this widower? 556 00:37:20,733 --> 00:37:22,525 She died instantly? 557 00:37:25,275 --> 00:37:29,817 Talk to me. It'll help you, I'm sure of it. 558 00:37:30,858 --> 00:37:34,692 I'm the gloomy, inconsolable widower. 559 00:37:35,900 --> 00:37:37,692 "My only star is dead." 560 00:37:38,817 --> 00:37:42,192 Madeleine... She was in the back seat of the car. 561 00:37:43,025 --> 00:37:46,775 I hit the brakes, and she went through the windshield. 562 00:37:51,442 --> 00:37:55,775 "And my constellated lute Bears the black Sun of Melancholia." 563 00:37:58,108 --> 00:38:00,965 The only thing I still enjoy is gambling. 564 00:38:01,900 --> 00:38:03,108 Gambling? 565 00:38:04,567 --> 00:38:05,942 At the casino. 566 00:38:09,317 --> 00:38:13,150 - Do you want another drink? - Let's stick to whisky. 567 00:38:18,150 --> 00:38:19,358 Gambling... 568 00:38:31,483 --> 00:38:32,692 Let's go! 569 00:38:33,608 --> 00:38:35,025 Why? Where? 570 00:38:35,192 --> 00:38:38,024 - We're out to sea! - Your surgeon lied to you! 571 00:38:38,108 --> 00:38:39,191 It's a waste of time. 572 00:38:39,275 --> 00:38:42,024 He lost his money gambling. He's riddled with debt. 573 00:38:42,108 --> 00:38:43,816 He won't pay them off for decades! 574 00:38:43,900 --> 00:38:45,483 And the yacht is mortgaged! 575 00:38:45,567 --> 00:38:47,650 Wait! My shoes! 576 00:38:56,608 --> 00:38:57,817 Madeleine! 577 00:39:00,778 --> 00:39:01,778 Madeleine! 578 00:39:01,858 --> 00:39:02,983 Jean-Daniel! 579 00:39:06,233 --> 00:39:09,025 Shit! He jumped! 580 00:39:09,192 --> 00:39:11,442 Language, please! 581 00:39:18,233 --> 00:39:19,862 What are you doing? 582 00:39:30,067 --> 00:39:31,067 Grandma! 583 00:39:33,108 --> 00:39:35,525 Grandma! The rope ladder! 584 00:39:35,692 --> 00:39:38,525 Quick! He fainted! 585 00:39:43,900 --> 00:39:46,941 He jumped on his own, he can climb up on his own. 586 00:39:47,025 --> 00:39:48,525 Grandma, please! 587 00:39:48,692 --> 00:39:52,140 I've asked you a hundred times not to call me that! 588 00:39:53,900 --> 00:39:56,400 There's no point, honey. 589 00:39:56,567 --> 00:39:58,817 It's the undertaker's job now. 590 00:39:58,983 --> 00:40:03,067 Grandma, please! Grandma! 591 00:40:26,400 --> 00:40:27,483 Grandma! 592 00:40:30,942 --> 00:40:32,108 Grandma! 593 00:40:35,525 --> 00:40:37,068 Do you believe me? 594 00:40:39,067 --> 00:40:40,108 Will they find him? 595 00:40:40,192 --> 00:40:42,358 Don't worry. We'll help you. 596 00:40:42,525 --> 00:40:44,317 Sweetie... 597 00:40:44,483 --> 00:40:46,566 We're going to go away from here. 598 00:40:46,650 --> 00:40:51,192 There are too many memories. 599 00:40:51,358 --> 00:40:54,567 Thank you, sir. Yes... 600 00:40:59,942 --> 00:41:02,370 Could you stop whistling, Grandma? 601 00:41:02,525 --> 00:41:04,399 The one time I meet a decent man... 602 00:41:04,483 --> 00:41:05,858 Decent, decent... 603 00:41:05,942 --> 00:41:09,816 He kissed you and then abandoned you, just like all the others. 604 00:41:09,900 --> 00:41:11,233 But he's dead. 605 00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:13,614 So? That was his choice, right? 606 00:41:13,733 --> 00:41:17,192 What do you expect? Everyone goes sooner or later. 607 00:41:17,358 --> 00:41:18,858 Folk are born and die. 608 00:41:18,942 --> 00:41:21,442 That's the only democracy there is. 609 00:41:25,900 --> 00:41:28,257 Laurence, and I know you're here! 610 00:41:29,900 --> 00:41:31,686 Open the door, Ms. Harot! 611 00:41:31,775 --> 00:41:33,483 The insurer? 612 00:41:33,650 --> 00:41:36,400 Laurence, I acted like a lout. 613 00:41:36,567 --> 00:41:37,681 The novelist! 614 00:41:38,733 --> 00:41:41,233 I've followed you from Lyon. I was just at the harbor. 615 00:41:41,317 --> 00:41:43,858 What were you scheming with him? 616 00:41:44,025 --> 00:41:45,568 You were plotting! 617 00:41:45,942 --> 00:41:47,150 I had no idea. 618 00:41:47,317 --> 00:41:48,941 I'll count to five and break in. 619 00:41:49,025 --> 00:41:52,817 I'm serious! One, two... 620 00:41:54,483 --> 00:41:56,233 Laurence, if you stay with your grandma 621 00:41:56,317 --> 00:41:57,691 you could be in big trouble. 622 00:41:57,775 --> 00:41:59,316 I'll handle him. He's my problem. 623 00:41:59,400 --> 00:42:01,024 Not sure I can trust you anymore. 624 00:42:01,104 --> 00:42:01,820 ...Four... 625 00:42:01,900 --> 00:42:03,192 I didn't know. 626 00:42:03,358 --> 00:42:05,066 Come with me before it's too late. 627 00:42:05,150 --> 00:42:06,983 I'm getting the heck out of here. 628 00:42:07,067 --> 00:42:09,650 - Laurence, open up! - Five minutes. 629 00:42:10,275 --> 00:42:11,483 Five! 630 00:42:11,650 --> 00:42:12,692 Wait for me! 631 00:42:12,858 --> 00:42:15,858 The woman in hotel room is my manager. 632 00:42:16,025 --> 00:42:17,811 I couldn't say no to her. 633 00:42:21,483 --> 00:42:24,275 Shit! Laurence, I hurt myself. 634 00:42:31,942 --> 00:42:33,317 Open up... 635 00:42:33,483 --> 00:42:35,483 I'll take you back to Paris. 636 00:42:36,192 --> 00:42:37,275 Laurence? 637 00:42:38,692 --> 00:42:39,900 Laurence? 638 00:42:43,275 --> 00:42:45,649 Where are you? I can't see a thing. 639 00:42:45,733 --> 00:42:46,942 I'm here. 640 00:42:48,525 --> 00:42:49,817 I'm here. 641 00:42:50,733 --> 00:42:52,275 Where? 642 00:42:52,442 --> 00:42:53,442 Here. 643 00:42:58,900 --> 00:43:00,774 Did you come for her or for me? 644 00:43:00,858 --> 00:43:02,524 What happened on the boat? 645 00:43:02,608 --> 00:43:06,192 Nothing. A guy drowned himself for me, out of love. 646 00:43:06,358 --> 00:43:08,067 Are you impressed? 647 00:43:08,233 --> 00:43:10,233 You wouldn't do that for me. 648 00:43:10,317 --> 00:43:12,483 I was really afraid for you. 649 00:43:15,442 --> 00:43:16,692 Laurence! 650 00:43:18,150 --> 00:43:19,233 Laurence! 651 00:43:20,195 --> 00:43:21,195 I'll find you! 652 00:43:21,275 --> 00:43:22,650 Wait for me! 653 00:43:25,775 --> 00:43:28,900 Hurry up! 654 00:43:43,067 --> 00:43:47,108 The insurer... That really takes the cake. 655 00:43:47,275 --> 00:43:48,483 If I'd known he was the insurer 656 00:43:48,567 --> 00:43:49,941 I'd not have spoken to him. 657 00:43:50,025 --> 00:43:51,067 About me? 658 00:43:51,233 --> 00:43:53,024 I think Thomas found out a bit about you 659 00:43:53,108 --> 00:43:54,816 through the detective I hired. 660 00:43:54,900 --> 00:43:57,775 Well now, that's some news! 661 00:43:57,942 --> 00:44:01,775 Did you know these things? 662 00:44:01,942 --> 00:44:04,842 He has no proof. He's waiting for an error. 663 00:44:04,983 --> 00:44:07,483 But I'm sure my grandma's innocent. 664 00:44:07,608 --> 00:44:08,941 She wouldn't do that stuff. 665 00:44:09,025 --> 00:44:13,108 Look, the guys I meet are always on the edge of the cliff. 666 00:44:13,275 --> 00:44:15,346 I don't push them. They fall. 667 00:44:15,483 --> 00:44:17,150 Classic male. 668 00:44:17,317 --> 00:44:19,649 Don't you think you speed things up a little? 669 00:44:19,733 --> 00:44:22,358 Some of them even asked me for a hand in the matter, 670 00:44:22,442 --> 00:44:24,441 but no one would believe that. 671 00:44:24,525 --> 00:44:26,608 - I believe you. - Thank you. 672 00:44:26,775 --> 00:44:28,024 Hand me my glasses please. 673 00:44:28,108 --> 00:44:30,067 I really can't see well. 674 00:45:03,983 --> 00:45:05,912 It's trashy here, isn't it? 675 00:45:11,233 --> 00:45:12,233 Him. 676 00:45:13,192 --> 00:45:14,775 No! He's too old. 677 00:45:14,942 --> 00:45:18,275 Please, darling. He's barely older than me! 678 00:45:18,442 --> 00:45:19,442 No. 679 00:45:31,525 --> 00:45:34,525 Allow me to introduce myself. Maurice. 680 00:45:34,692 --> 00:45:37,233 Maurice Donnay, like the tennis rackets. 681 00:45:37,317 --> 00:45:39,733 Thanks, but I'm spoken for. 682 00:45:39,900 --> 00:45:43,280 - I'm interested in your mother! - My grandmother? 683 00:45:46,025 --> 00:45:47,811 She doesn't look like it! 684 00:45:49,400 --> 00:45:51,543 Do you have a depressive side? 685 00:45:52,653 --> 00:45:53,653 Pardon? 686 00:45:53,733 --> 00:45:56,066 Morbid thoughts? Suicidal tendencies? 687 00:45:56,150 --> 00:45:58,817 Not the Maurice Donnay I know! 688 00:45:58,983 --> 00:46:02,018 Then if I were you, I'd keep a safe distance. 689 00:46:02,608 --> 00:46:04,108 Why? Does she bite? 690 00:46:04,192 --> 00:46:07,692 No. No. She kills. 691 00:46:10,567 --> 00:46:13,650 She's ill. She's a pervert. 692 00:46:13,817 --> 00:46:16,316 - A pervert? - In the clinical sense of the term. 693 00:46:16,400 --> 00:46:18,816 She hasn't progressed past the child-king stage. 694 00:46:18,900 --> 00:46:20,650 You seem to know a lot. 695 00:46:22,192 --> 00:46:23,233 Say, 696 00:46:25,108 --> 00:46:27,108 does she like to tie people up? 697 00:46:27,188 --> 00:46:28,153 Excuse me? 698 00:46:28,233 --> 00:46:30,448 With ropes. That sort of thing. 699 00:46:30,608 --> 00:46:32,537 The clinical sense, I said! 700 00:46:33,983 --> 00:46:36,191 Do you think I have a chance with her? 701 00:46:36,275 --> 00:46:38,525 No! Forget it. 702 00:46:54,150 --> 00:46:56,358 Isn't it beautiful? 703 00:46:56,525 --> 00:46:57,567 Excuse me. 704 00:46:59,192 --> 00:47:02,983 Maurice Donnay. Maurice to my friends. 705 00:47:03,650 --> 00:47:04,983 Charmed. 706 00:48:34,733 --> 00:48:38,775 What do you think of him? Isn't he handsome? 707 00:48:38,942 --> 00:48:41,227 I didn't think he was your type. 708 00:48:42,442 --> 00:48:45,775 I haven't danced like that in years. 709 00:48:48,192 --> 00:48:51,025 Dancing is a very good test. 710 00:48:54,442 --> 00:48:56,692 Ren e, here are some flowers 711 00:48:56,858 --> 00:48:59,275 Ren e, to open your heart 712 00:48:59,442 --> 00:49:01,870 The door is locked Give me the key 713 00:49:01,983 --> 00:49:04,317 Hear him knocking 714 00:49:04,483 --> 00:49:06,840 Ren e, I'll follow you everywhere 715 00:49:06,942 --> 00:49:09,317 Ren e, like an old dog 716 00:49:09,483 --> 00:49:10,608 All alone 717 00:49:10,775 --> 00:49:14,150 A dog with no collar Hear him howl 718 00:49:14,317 --> 00:49:16,692 Ren e, listen to my heart 719 00:49:16,858 --> 00:49:19,192 Ren e, my heart is crying out 720 00:49:19,358 --> 00:49:21,650 It stopped when it found you 721 00:49:21,817 --> 00:49:25,275 It woke up, boom boom boom 722 00:49:25,442 --> 00:49:27,650 Ren e, don't be scared 723 00:49:27,817 --> 00:49:30,317 Ren e, welcome the happiness 724 00:49:30,483 --> 00:49:32,649 Life is happy Don't deprive yourself 725 00:49:32,733 --> 00:49:34,590 What's the good of singing 726 00:49:54,733 --> 00:49:56,358 Say, Laurence... 727 00:49:56,525 --> 00:49:58,233 Could you give us a moment? 728 00:49:58,317 --> 00:50:01,317 An hour, maybe two. OK? 729 00:50:08,775 --> 00:50:11,858 OK... 730 00:50:54,942 --> 00:50:57,775 - What's wrong, Grandma? - Nothing. 731 00:51:01,817 --> 00:51:03,497 Did something go wrong? 732 00:51:06,483 --> 00:51:08,567 - Did he hurt you? - No. 733 00:51:16,358 --> 00:51:18,038 Tell me, Laurence... 734 00:51:18,192 --> 00:51:22,358 You have had sexual experiences 735 00:51:22,525 --> 00:51:25,108 with... with men? 736 00:51:26,817 --> 00:51:28,900 Well, yeah. 737 00:51:29,650 --> 00:51:31,817 And with them... 738 00:51:34,650 --> 00:51:36,858 Did... 739 00:51:42,400 --> 00:51:43,400 What? 740 00:51:46,317 --> 00:51:50,025 He made me come! There, I said it. 741 00:51:50,858 --> 00:51:54,900 That's never happened to me. 742 00:51:55,067 --> 00:51:56,941 Not since your grandfather. 743 00:51:57,025 --> 00:51:59,649 You mean, none of them you've been with have... 744 00:51:59,733 --> 00:52:02,837 I stimulated. I mean, I simulated. I faked it. 745 00:52:05,525 --> 00:52:08,358 Do you think it's normal 746 00:52:08,525 --> 00:52:12,400 for this to happen to me now, at my age? 747 00:52:13,733 --> 00:52:15,442 Well... 748 00:52:18,358 --> 00:52:20,442 Fireworks, darling. 749 00:52:24,650 --> 00:52:27,358 Well, enjoy it. 750 00:52:29,942 --> 00:52:31,485 And eat something. 751 00:52:46,108 --> 00:52:47,317 Maurice, no! 752 00:53:16,358 --> 00:53:17,775 Hello... 753 00:53:20,775 --> 00:53:22,233 It's me. 754 00:53:24,150 --> 00:53:25,192 Alexis. 755 00:53:30,442 --> 00:53:33,233 You're... Marie? 756 00:53:34,108 --> 00:53:35,108 Pardon? 757 00:53:35,942 --> 00:53:38,727 Marie Brimaux, Marie Gri... Marie Tri... 758 00:53:39,817 --> 00:53:42,108 Ma... Marie Rimaux? 759 00:53:42,275 --> 00:53:43,775 No, I'm sorry. 760 00:53:45,692 --> 00:53:46,692 Excuse me. 761 00:53:48,608 --> 00:53:52,678 Because you're a redhead, and you're reading the Nice paper. 762 00:54:01,150 --> 00:54:02,191 I'm not Marie, 763 00:54:02,275 --> 00:54:04,775 but you could still buy me a drink. 764 00:54:09,108 --> 00:54:10,483 I don't want to bother you. 765 00:54:10,567 --> 00:54:14,942 You're not bother at all. I'm as a free as air. 766 00:54:19,817 --> 00:54:22,400 There's your Marie, I think. 767 00:54:34,942 --> 00:54:36,483 You're thinking you might miss 768 00:54:36,567 --> 00:54:37,983 the chance of a lifetime? 769 00:54:38,067 --> 00:54:39,316 You'd need a few minutes, 770 00:54:39,400 --> 00:54:41,566 but sometimes you don't have a few minutes. 771 00:54:41,650 --> 00:54:44,233 You have to make a decision in a split second, 772 00:54:44,317 --> 00:54:45,400 right? 773 00:54:46,150 --> 00:54:48,442 Just say the word. 774 00:54:48,608 --> 00:54:50,900 - Which word? - The word "yes." 775 00:54:51,067 --> 00:54:52,067 Yes! 776 00:54:52,525 --> 00:54:53,896 Hide the papers! 777 00:55:13,233 --> 00:55:14,608 That was just to help you. 778 00:55:14,692 --> 00:55:16,316 Don't get any ideas. 779 00:55:16,400 --> 00:55:19,317 Of course. Excuse me. Sorry. 780 00:55:21,025 --> 00:55:23,192 - It was an emergency. - Right. 781 00:55:24,483 --> 00:55:26,192 Can I buy you a drink? 782 00:55:27,067 --> 00:55:28,317 Why not? 783 00:55:31,442 --> 00:55:32,727 Is there any... 784 00:55:33,150 --> 00:55:34,150 So... 785 00:55:36,567 --> 00:55:37,691 Not only is he kind, 786 00:55:37,775 --> 00:55:39,733 but he owns pretty much the whole town. 787 00:55:39,817 --> 00:55:42,358 And he has exclusive rights for BMW in the whole region. 788 00:55:42,442 --> 00:55:43,942 That's good. 789 00:55:44,108 --> 00:55:45,983 What do you think of this one? 790 00:55:46,067 --> 00:55:48,358 It's for Maurice, to hide his... 791 00:55:48,525 --> 00:55:50,233 Right, his gold chain. 792 00:55:51,358 --> 00:55:53,441 I'll take this one and this one. 793 00:55:53,525 --> 00:55:54,649 How many do you have? 794 00:55:54,729 --> 00:55:55,653 Three. 795 00:55:55,733 --> 00:55:59,067 I'll take three of both, then. 796 00:56:03,192 --> 00:56:08,275 Did you find anything for... Alexis? 797 00:56:08,403 --> 00:56:09,403 No. 798 00:56:09,483 --> 00:56:12,025 Belts! Why not belts? 799 00:56:12,192 --> 00:56:13,442 Why? 800 00:56:13,608 --> 00:56:15,441 I thought it was his job to buy gifts. 801 00:56:15,525 --> 00:56:19,233 Oh, you can make an exception! 802 00:56:29,025 --> 00:56:32,317 DERVIN AUTO 803 00:56:53,942 --> 00:56:55,025 Hello! 804 00:56:59,983 --> 00:57:01,067 How are you? 805 00:57:02,067 --> 00:57:04,150 I'm glad you came. 806 00:57:09,567 --> 00:57:12,733 I've never met a girl as beautiful as you. 807 00:57:13,900 --> 00:57:15,899 I have something for you in my pocket. 808 00:57:15,983 --> 00:57:17,192 Could you... 809 00:57:24,033 --> 00:57:24,987 A necklace. 810 00:57:25,067 --> 00:57:26,566 I designed it. It's solid gold. 811 00:57:26,650 --> 00:57:27,936 Do you like it? 812 00:57:28,650 --> 00:57:30,483 It's beautiful. 813 00:57:36,983 --> 00:57:38,567 - But... - What? 814 00:57:38,733 --> 00:57:40,899 If you don't like it, we can change it. 815 00:57:40,983 --> 00:57:42,399 It's just a bit heavy. 816 00:57:42,483 --> 00:57:43,649 Yeah, I'm sorry. 817 00:57:43,733 --> 00:57:46,941 How could I not have thought of that? I've got an idea. 818 00:57:47,025 --> 00:57:49,275 Wait for me? I'll get changed. 819 00:57:49,442 --> 00:57:50,983 You can pick anything at the jeweler's. 820 00:57:51,067 --> 00:57:52,441 Anything. It's for you, OK? 821 00:57:52,525 --> 00:57:53,733 OK. 822 00:57:53,900 --> 00:57:56,567 Can I keep it? 823 00:57:56,733 --> 00:57:59,275 Yeah, yeah... 824 00:58:07,608 --> 00:58:08,650 Ren e... 825 00:58:26,942 --> 00:58:28,067 I love you. 826 00:58:32,650 --> 00:58:33,650 Grandma! 827 00:58:35,317 --> 00:58:36,358 Grandma! 828 00:58:40,442 --> 00:58:44,067 End of lesson number three. I'm engaged. 829 00:58:44,233 --> 00:58:45,941 - Engaged? Seriously? - Yes. 830 00:58:46,025 --> 00:58:47,608 I think it's love. 831 00:58:48,733 --> 00:58:51,233 Congratulations. Are you pulling my leg? 832 00:58:51,317 --> 00:58:53,524 Sometimes I wonder if I wasn't wasting my time 833 00:58:53,608 --> 00:58:55,817 marrying all those imbeciles. 834 00:58:55,983 --> 00:59:00,858 You saw his blue eyes, and his tender hands... 835 00:59:01,483 --> 00:59:03,399 Hang on, Grandma. Is it the twilight zone? 836 00:59:03,483 --> 00:59:04,983 What's going on here? 837 00:59:05,067 --> 00:59:07,150 You made a commitment to me! 838 00:59:07,317 --> 00:59:09,733 Yes, I know, sweetie. 839 00:59:09,900 --> 00:59:11,191 - Get a grip! - What's up? 840 00:59:11,275 --> 00:59:12,525 I'm hungry! 841 00:59:12,692 --> 00:59:13,692 I'm coming! 842 00:59:14,858 --> 00:59:15,858 I'm coming! 843 00:59:15,983 --> 00:59:17,067 No! 844 00:59:17,567 --> 00:59:18,733 I'm coming! 845 00:59:31,942 --> 00:59:33,399 My first chamois. 846 00:59:34,608 --> 00:59:36,775 Cheese! 847 00:59:37,983 --> 00:59:42,400 To the happy couples! 848 00:59:53,400 --> 00:59:56,316 This is the happiest day of my life, Grandma. 849 00:59:56,400 --> 00:59:57,942 Call me Ren e. 850 00:59:58,775 --> 01:00:01,775 I feel like it's my first wedding. 851 01:00:01,942 --> 01:00:04,691 Alexis, you'll spoil her for me, won't you? 852 01:00:04,775 --> 01:00:07,483 I plan to! 853 01:00:07,650 --> 01:00:09,400 Alex! 854 01:00:09,480 --> 01:00:10,362 Be right back! 855 01:00:10,442 --> 01:00:11,278 He's perfect. 856 01:00:11,358 --> 01:00:13,441 I've had enough already. Don't go, please. 857 01:00:13,525 --> 01:00:15,149 What? Are you insane? 858 01:00:15,233 --> 01:00:18,650 - I'd never leave you. - Ren e! My love! 859 01:00:18,817 --> 01:00:21,275 This is for us. La ultima cuerda. 860 01:00:22,108 --> 01:00:24,192 He's so handsome... 861 01:00:24,358 --> 01:00:25,567 I'm going. 862 01:00:26,567 --> 01:00:28,025 Shit! 863 01:01:11,567 --> 01:01:12,858 Laurence... 864 01:01:15,733 --> 01:01:18,650 Laurence... 865 01:01:21,025 --> 01:01:22,317 Laurence... 866 01:01:24,567 --> 01:01:27,317 I love... 867 01:01:27,483 --> 01:01:28,692 I adore... 868 01:01:30,775 --> 01:01:33,358 I adore your asshole... 869 01:01:36,567 --> 01:01:40,025 Your cute little asshole... 870 01:01:42,317 --> 01:01:45,442 Your cute little asshole... 871 01:01:54,192 --> 01:01:55,872 Sorry, was I snoring? 872 01:01:59,233 --> 01:02:00,983 What's wrong? 873 01:02:03,025 --> 01:02:04,739 I can't do this anymore. 874 01:02:05,483 --> 01:02:06,692 What? 875 01:02:08,192 --> 01:02:10,525 I'm sick of you. 876 01:02:12,525 --> 01:02:15,567 We've only been married a month! 877 01:02:17,108 --> 01:02:18,149 You're too nice, Alexis. 878 01:02:18,233 --> 01:02:20,858 It's not normal. It's inhuman. 879 01:02:21,025 --> 01:02:22,705 It's driving me nuts. 880 01:02:24,108 --> 01:02:25,823 It's because I love you. 881 01:02:27,317 --> 01:02:30,358 I don't care! I can't take it! 882 01:02:50,775 --> 01:02:53,525 - Take a lover. - What? 883 01:02:54,817 --> 01:02:55,817 Yeah. 884 01:02:56,608 --> 01:02:58,288 I'll be quiet about it. 885 01:02:59,275 --> 01:03:01,691 I'll let you sleep with him in our bed, 886 01:03:01,775 --> 01:03:03,775 and I'd sleep on the couch. 887 01:03:05,233 --> 01:03:08,441 And in the morning, I'd even bring you croissants. 888 01:03:08,525 --> 01:03:10,108 He and I could share you. 889 01:03:10,192 --> 01:03:11,906 We'd each have our days. 890 01:03:15,192 --> 01:03:17,549 What if I said I was leaving you? 891 01:03:20,192 --> 01:03:21,872 That's not possible. 892 01:03:24,983 --> 01:03:27,150 I can't live without you. 893 01:03:27,317 --> 01:03:31,067 - Things would happen. - Things? 894 01:03:31,233 --> 01:03:32,913 I might kill myself. 895 01:03:33,275 --> 01:03:35,442 Yes, I think I'd kill myself. 896 01:03:35,608 --> 01:03:39,025 But I'd kill you first. 897 01:03:40,733 --> 01:03:43,907 - Are you joking? - Do I sound like I'm joking? 898 01:03:44,900 --> 01:03:46,608 No, I'm not joking. 899 01:03:50,608 --> 01:03:52,288 Your little asshole... 900 01:03:54,400 --> 01:03:56,233 Your charming little asshole... 901 01:03:56,317 --> 01:03:58,174 I'll take good care of it. 902 01:04:06,817 --> 01:04:08,888 Your charming little asshole. 903 01:04:30,025 --> 01:04:31,275 Alexis! 904 01:04:33,108 --> 01:04:34,775 Alexis! 905 01:04:40,983 --> 01:04:43,149 You get up, you turn the light on, and bing! 906 01:04:43,233 --> 01:04:45,024 You've got coffee and toast. 907 01:04:45,108 --> 01:04:47,816 We agreed that wouldn't mess with the wiring anymore. 908 01:04:47,900 --> 01:04:49,858 But it was an easy job. 909 01:04:50,025 --> 01:04:52,191 Even when it's easy, you ruin everything! 910 01:04:52,275 --> 01:04:54,983 You're bad at electricity! 911 01:04:55,942 --> 01:04:57,570 We told you before. 912 01:05:00,567 --> 01:05:01,817 Asshole. 913 01:05:03,442 --> 01:05:05,370 You've gotta stop, Maurice. 914 01:05:09,317 --> 01:05:11,031 Otherwise, you're Fanny. 915 01:05:16,233 --> 01:05:17,776 OK, I'll be quiet. 916 01:05:18,192 --> 01:05:19,872 He's busting my balls. 917 01:05:24,242 --> 01:05:25,237 Too bad. 918 01:05:25,317 --> 01:05:28,031 How do I make up for a play like that?! 919 01:05:28,400 --> 01:05:29,858 If you can't play, don't! 920 01:05:29,938 --> 01:05:30,903 I'll teach you. 921 01:05:30,983 --> 01:05:33,191 You need to learn a few things. 922 01:05:33,275 --> 01:05:35,899 I play just fine, but you don't know how to throw. 923 01:05:35,983 --> 01:05:38,983 You're really something, Mrs. Know-It-All. 924 01:05:39,817 --> 01:05:41,692 Another round, Maurice? 925 01:05:41,820 --> 01:05:42,820 If we change teams. 926 01:05:42,900 --> 01:05:44,024 This is unfair. 927 01:05:44,108 --> 01:05:45,316 Very classy of you! 928 01:05:45,400 --> 01:05:47,316 - I'll play with you, Gran. - Thanks, dear. 929 01:05:47,400 --> 01:05:48,567 There. 930 01:05:54,775 --> 01:05:56,404 - Let's do it! - OK. 931 01:06:06,900 --> 01:06:08,580 Get that outta here. 932 01:06:33,150 --> 01:06:35,150 If she wants. 933 01:06:35,317 --> 01:06:36,997 Don't you want a taste? 934 01:06:42,483 --> 01:06:44,025 Kiddo. 935 01:06:45,900 --> 01:06:47,900 - We're lucky men. - Yep. 936 01:06:49,400 --> 01:06:53,025 Yesterday she said, "Which do you prefer, 937 01:06:53,192 --> 01:06:55,149 "beautiful women or intelligent ones?" 938 01:06:55,233 --> 01:06:56,775 I told her, 939 01:06:56,942 --> 01:06:59,727 "Neither, darling! You know I love you!" 940 01:07:01,608 --> 01:07:05,540 I never thought you could grow to hate someone so quickly. 941 01:07:05,733 --> 01:07:08,942 - Me neither! - Really? 942 01:07:09,108 --> 01:07:10,858 I thought it was great with you two. 943 01:07:10,942 --> 01:07:12,622 He gets on my nerves. 944 01:07:13,108 --> 01:07:15,024 He's started pinching pennies. 945 01:07:15,108 --> 01:07:17,775 At first it was discreet, but now... 946 01:07:17,942 --> 01:07:21,191 We don't drink champagne anymore. We drink sparkling wine. 947 01:07:21,275 --> 01:07:24,108 And he's started stealing the little jars of jam 948 01:07:24,192 --> 01:07:26,275 from the breakfast baskets. 949 01:07:26,442 --> 01:07:29,483 And now we split the tip at restaurants! 950 01:07:29,650 --> 01:07:33,567 What do you expect? Time has done its work. 951 01:07:34,817 --> 01:07:36,233 Didn't we miss something 952 01:07:36,317 --> 01:07:38,817 between lessons two and three? 953 01:07:38,983 --> 01:07:40,733 We have to rework your theory. 954 01:07:40,817 --> 01:07:44,483 Living with a stingy man is beyond me. 955 01:07:44,650 --> 01:07:47,649 To think I could have died without ever meeting her... 956 01:07:47,733 --> 01:07:50,442 Do you realize what life is? 957 01:07:50,608 --> 01:07:51,608 Yeah. 958 01:07:52,900 --> 01:07:57,245 The poor thing. She hasn't had much luck in the way of husbands. 959 01:07:59,108 --> 01:08:01,233 There's always number four. 960 01:08:02,650 --> 01:08:04,067 Number four? 961 01:08:04,233 --> 01:08:09,358 I'm not sure you're ready for lesson number four. 962 01:08:11,150 --> 01:08:12,830 I do have one regret: 963 01:08:13,692 --> 01:08:16,150 that Mom never got to meet her. 964 01:08:32,900 --> 01:08:35,983 What are you doing here? 965 01:08:38,442 --> 01:08:39,442 Come in. 966 01:08:40,900 --> 01:08:42,733 I went to your old place. 967 01:08:43,942 --> 01:08:46,858 Your landlord showed me the wedding announcement. 968 01:08:46,942 --> 01:08:50,045 He's very happy for you, and he says congrats. 969 01:08:50,775 --> 01:08:53,733 Nice place you've got here! 970 01:08:54,567 --> 01:08:55,852 Very bourgeois. 971 01:08:56,692 --> 01:08:58,066 He must be a nice catch. 972 01:08:58,150 --> 01:09:00,317 I married him out of love. 973 01:09:00,483 --> 01:09:01,483 Oh yeah? 974 01:09:03,192 --> 01:09:04,525 I see. 975 01:09:07,817 --> 01:09:09,483 That's fascinating. 976 01:09:13,317 --> 01:09:16,317 Life-insurance payouts for old people 977 01:09:16,483 --> 01:09:18,941 are already small, but the younger the guy is... 978 01:09:19,025 --> 01:09:20,568 That's low of you. 979 01:09:22,108 --> 01:09:23,308 Are you happy? 980 01:09:23,442 --> 01:09:26,067 - You're jealous? - I was. 981 01:09:26,233 --> 01:09:27,858 Then I got here... 982 01:09:28,025 --> 01:09:30,691 Unfortunately, I don't have a life-insurance policy. 983 01:09:30,775 --> 01:09:33,316 Neither does Alexis! You ruined everything. 984 01:09:33,400 --> 01:09:34,566 You opened my eyes. 985 01:09:34,650 --> 01:09:36,899 You got carried away before I even had time to... 986 01:09:36,983 --> 01:09:38,274 - To? - I don't know. 987 01:09:38,358 --> 01:09:40,442 To think... 988 01:09:40,608 --> 01:09:42,858 You want an apology? I'm sorry. 989 01:09:47,775 --> 01:09:49,489 I don't know why I came. 990 01:09:50,567 --> 01:09:51,692 Then leave. 991 01:09:58,858 --> 01:10:01,317 Thomas? 992 01:10:05,108 --> 01:10:06,108 Asshole! 993 01:10:11,817 --> 01:10:17,692 Thomas, it's me, Laurence. 994 01:10:17,858 --> 01:10:19,399 Sorry I called you an asshole. 995 01:10:19,483 --> 01:10:22,233 It just came out. 996 01:10:22,400 --> 01:10:24,900 I was wrong about Alexis. 997 01:10:25,067 --> 01:10:26,816 If you still think about me, 998 01:10:26,900 --> 01:10:29,983 then come. I'm afraid of making a mistake. 999 01:10:53,025 --> 01:10:55,668 I put your grandmother in the kitchen. 1000 01:10:56,608 --> 01:10:59,251 Restaurants are dull, don't you think? 1001 01:11:04,108 --> 01:11:05,483 A nice cook in the kitchen, 1002 01:11:05,567 --> 01:11:08,358 there's nothing better to make a man happy. 1003 01:11:08,442 --> 01:11:09,858 Here. 1004 01:11:11,567 --> 01:11:14,983 She needed to put some weight on. 1005 01:11:16,317 --> 01:11:20,042 A little fattening up wouldn't do you any harm, either. 1006 01:11:37,900 --> 01:11:38,900 Maurice! 1007 01:11:46,358 --> 01:11:48,150 Oh! 1008 01:11:54,233 --> 01:11:55,483 Oh, no! 1009 01:12:05,400 --> 01:12:06,733 Did you...? 1010 01:12:06,900 --> 01:12:08,317 If I had, 1011 01:12:08,483 --> 01:12:11,400 do you think he'd look that happy? 1012 01:12:11,567 --> 01:12:12,567 Oh, no! 1013 01:12:14,608 --> 01:12:16,567 Maurice! 1014 01:12:18,150 --> 01:12:19,150 Don't move. 1015 01:12:19,483 --> 01:12:21,400 I'll go get help. 1016 01:12:24,067 --> 01:12:27,442 Maurice... 1017 01:12:32,442 --> 01:12:34,608 Shit, shit, shit! 1018 01:12:56,900 --> 01:12:58,983 He didn't deserve that. 1019 01:13:00,692 --> 01:13:03,108 The one time the guy kicks the bucket 1020 01:13:03,192 --> 01:13:05,406 all on his own, like a grownup. 1021 01:13:06,650 --> 01:13:07,942 No problem. 1022 01:13:08,733 --> 01:13:11,858 It'll drive like butter now. 1023 01:13:13,608 --> 01:13:14,894 Can I help you? 1024 01:13:15,400 --> 01:13:18,275 I'm looking for Laurence Berthelot. 1025 01:13:18,442 --> 01:13:21,192 It's not Laurence Berthelot anymore. 1026 01:13:21,358 --> 01:13:23,144 It's Laurence Dervin now. 1027 01:13:23,650 --> 01:13:26,233 - She's my wife. - Right, I know. 1028 01:13:26,400 --> 01:13:28,080 I'm a friend of hers. 1029 01:13:28,233 --> 01:13:29,433 An old friend. 1030 01:13:36,275 --> 01:13:37,525 Oh yeah? 1031 01:13:37,692 --> 01:13:39,942 Yeah. I came about... 1032 01:13:40,650 --> 01:13:44,733 - I remember! - Excuse me? 1033 01:13:44,900 --> 01:13:46,692 No, I'm aware. 1034 01:13:47,275 --> 01:13:48,732 You're the lover. 1035 01:13:49,317 --> 01:13:51,150 Nice to meet you. Alexis. 1036 01:13:52,858 --> 01:13:55,650 It was my idea. Come on. 1037 01:13:57,192 --> 01:13:59,192 Not bad. Thinner... 1038 01:14:00,525 --> 01:14:02,239 You really got him good. 1039 01:14:06,733 --> 01:14:10,067 Good thing your husband has an auto shop. 1040 01:14:42,067 --> 01:14:43,608 What's going on? 1041 01:14:45,025 --> 01:14:47,275 You suck! 1042 01:15:05,817 --> 01:15:08,775 Don't accelerate like that! 1043 01:15:08,942 --> 01:15:10,983 Do you want to alert the whole neighborhood? 1044 01:15:11,067 --> 01:15:14,483 It's never supposed to happen like this! 1045 01:15:15,650 --> 01:15:18,108 I think you're bad luck. 1046 01:15:18,275 --> 01:15:19,649 You're doing it on purpose! 1047 01:15:19,733 --> 01:15:20,899 You pushed and pushed... 1048 01:15:20,983 --> 01:15:23,442 No! Don't put this on me! 1049 01:15:23,608 --> 01:15:26,608 Believe me, I didn't have to push him. 1050 01:15:26,775 --> 01:15:29,317 I take that as an insult. 1051 01:15:39,733 --> 01:15:41,276 It's your husband. 1052 01:15:43,108 --> 01:15:45,442 - Hello? - Hi, honey. 1053 01:15:46,817 --> 01:15:49,525 Guess who's over here? 1054 01:15:50,192 --> 01:15:51,483 Well... 1055 01:15:52,775 --> 01:15:54,455 Thomas. Thomas Milcaux. 1056 01:15:54,608 --> 01:15:58,192 Thomas, Thomas Milcaux, your friend. 1057 01:16:01,775 --> 01:16:05,608 I was thinking, since the picnic should be done, 1058 01:16:05,775 --> 01:16:08,317 and your friend's waiting for you, 1059 01:16:10,900 --> 01:16:12,899 I wanted to know what was up. 1060 01:16:12,983 --> 01:16:15,025 Get him out of the trunk! 1061 01:16:15,192 --> 01:16:17,774 Alexis is coming with the insurer! He thinks he's my lover! 1062 01:16:17,858 --> 01:16:19,358 You're really bad luck. 1063 01:16:19,442 --> 01:16:22,775 We just have to wait for it to pass. 1064 01:16:22,942 --> 01:16:24,983 To think poor Maurice is there 1065 01:16:25,067 --> 01:16:26,691 in the trunk of that car, 1066 01:16:26,775 --> 01:16:30,192 and he'll never be able to do anything again... 1067 01:16:46,858 --> 01:16:48,144 Hello, Grandma! 1068 01:16:49,442 --> 01:16:51,566 How'd you get stuck in that hole? 1069 01:16:51,650 --> 01:16:53,400 Ask Laurence. 1070 01:16:53,567 --> 01:16:56,567 We've been waiting an hour. She's freezing. 1071 01:16:56,733 --> 01:16:58,413 Look how pale she is. 1072 01:16:59,525 --> 01:17:01,108 Thomas! 1073 01:17:01,275 --> 01:17:05,317 I remember you! 1074 01:17:05,483 --> 01:17:07,233 He was always getting her in trouble. 1075 01:17:07,317 --> 01:17:11,233 Kids can be so mean to each other. 1076 01:17:13,158 --> 01:17:14,153 Remember 1077 01:17:14,233 --> 01:17:18,400 when he tied you to a tree to cut your hair? 1078 01:17:18,567 --> 01:17:20,525 The strapping young lad. 1079 01:17:21,608 --> 01:17:23,288 The axle's all right. 1080 01:17:26,275 --> 01:17:29,650 It's the wheel that's the trouble. 1081 01:17:31,400 --> 01:17:32,733 Cute. 1082 01:17:36,575 --> 01:17:37,528 I must open 1083 01:17:37,608 --> 01:17:39,233 the trunk to look for the spare. 1084 01:17:39,317 --> 01:17:41,316 Otherwise we'll have to take it in. 1085 01:17:41,400 --> 01:17:43,543 Grandma, do you have the keys? 1086 01:17:46,983 --> 01:17:48,400 Shit. 1087 01:17:51,983 --> 01:17:54,949 - I just got a little cold. - You all right? 1088 01:17:55,067 --> 01:17:56,317 Don't move. 1089 01:17:57,067 --> 01:17:58,358 Don't move. 1090 01:17:59,817 --> 01:18:02,358 - You need soup and rest. - Yeah. 1091 01:18:04,025 --> 01:18:05,025 There. 1092 01:18:09,608 --> 01:18:12,275 Hey, man! Come help my wife. 1093 01:18:22,150 --> 01:18:23,567 Do you need me? 1094 01:18:23,733 --> 01:18:26,975 I don't feel well. Can we talk about this later? 1095 01:18:28,192 --> 01:18:30,900 I found a new job. The pay's better. 1096 01:18:31,067 --> 01:18:33,274 I'm a headhunter for a Canadian multinational. 1097 01:18:33,358 --> 01:18:34,858 I leave in two weeks. 1098 01:18:34,942 --> 01:18:37,192 - Congratulations. - Thanks. 1099 01:18:38,108 --> 01:18:39,983 It was kind of thanks to you. 1100 01:18:40,067 --> 01:18:41,192 Thank you. 1101 01:18:41,358 --> 01:18:43,073 - You're welcome. - Yeah. 1102 01:18:46,108 --> 01:18:49,902 This car isn't going anywhere. The silencer's gone bang. 1103 01:18:51,358 --> 01:18:52,399 Where's Maurice? 1104 01:18:52,483 --> 01:18:56,650 He left. Please, get us out of here. 1105 01:18:56,817 --> 01:18:58,650 I can't drive. 1106 01:18:58,817 --> 01:19:01,775 We'll put the car at your place, 1107 01:19:01,942 --> 01:19:06,025 and then we'll come get it later, with the trunk. 1108 01:19:06,105 --> 01:19:07,028 With the trunk? 1109 01:19:07,108 --> 01:19:09,275 That's what I just said! 1110 01:19:10,400 --> 01:19:12,257 Obviously, with the trunk. 1111 01:19:17,317 --> 01:19:19,317 60 miles for a picnic, 1112 01:19:19,483 --> 01:19:21,233 just for lunch... 1113 01:19:22,900 --> 01:19:25,608 Too bad for your friend. We'll tell him to come by later. 1114 01:19:25,692 --> 01:19:28,025 Yeah, that's right. 1115 01:19:29,650 --> 01:19:31,983 He looks clever. 1116 01:19:32,150 --> 01:19:34,793 His sense of smell can't be the best! 1117 01:19:36,858 --> 01:19:38,538 She's real drunk, eh? 1118 01:19:42,317 --> 01:19:43,400 No... 1119 01:19:43,567 --> 01:19:46,899 You're not leaving me alone with him in the trunk. 1120 01:19:46,983 --> 01:19:50,650 Maurice is waiting for me! 1121 01:19:50,817 --> 01:19:53,608 Alexis, can I use your phone? 1122 01:19:53,775 --> 01:19:54,775 Of course. 1123 01:19:55,567 --> 01:19:56,567 What? 1124 01:19:58,233 --> 01:19:59,275 Alexis, 1125 01:20:00,275 --> 01:20:03,191 Grandma's going to stay for dinner and sleep over. 1126 01:20:03,275 --> 01:20:04,483 Of course. 1127 01:20:08,858 --> 01:20:12,775 Speaking of which, Grandma, how's Maurice? 1128 01:20:12,942 --> 01:20:16,233 He must be at his massage by now. 1129 01:20:16,400 --> 01:20:18,525 Massages are killer. 1130 01:20:19,400 --> 01:20:21,733 I'll still need the key to the trunk 1131 01:20:21,817 --> 01:20:24,566 to check whether there's a spare, just in case. 1132 01:20:24,650 --> 01:20:25,774 What's the point? 1133 01:20:25,858 --> 01:20:28,066 If you break down, you call a repairman. 1134 01:20:28,150 --> 01:20:29,399 A guy like you. 1135 01:20:29,483 --> 01:20:34,275 - Can you see me changing a tire? - No, but Maurice knows how. 1136 01:20:34,442 --> 01:20:36,149 What if you're stuck somewhere remote, 1137 01:20:36,233 --> 01:20:37,691 and you forgot your phone, 1138 01:20:37,775 --> 01:20:38,983 or there's no service, 1139 01:20:39,067 --> 01:20:41,191 or you don't have a phone? Then what? 1140 01:20:41,275 --> 01:20:43,692 We don't care about the spare! 1141 01:20:48,692 --> 01:20:51,775 You know I never shout, 1142 01:20:52,983 --> 01:20:56,150 but this can be our first fight. 1143 01:20:57,067 --> 01:20:59,817 As a repairman, listen to me: 1144 01:20:59,897 --> 01:21:00,737 It's not chance 1145 01:21:00,817 --> 01:21:02,233 that I have BMW rights! 1146 01:21:02,317 --> 01:21:03,517 You know that? 1147 01:21:04,775 --> 01:21:09,150 It's because I have professional ethics, 1148 01:21:09,317 --> 01:21:12,972 especially when it comes to Maurice and Grandma's car. 1149 01:21:13,358 --> 01:21:18,317 So tell me where the damn key is 1150 01:21:18,483 --> 01:21:20,942 that should be on this keyring. 1151 01:21:21,858 --> 01:21:24,317 Who took the fucking key? 1152 01:21:30,942 --> 01:21:31,983 Thank you. 1153 01:21:33,275 --> 01:21:35,061 I got a bit carried away. 1154 01:21:38,567 --> 01:21:40,650 He's really something. 1155 01:21:50,400 --> 01:21:52,029 What are you doing? 1156 01:21:52,900 --> 01:21:55,525 - What about the spare? - Later. 1157 01:21:55,692 --> 01:21:57,441 This will take five minutes. 1158 01:21:57,525 --> 01:22:00,817 I have to take it down. Careful. 1159 01:22:04,525 --> 01:22:06,608 Shit, the remote. I forgot 1160 01:22:06,775 --> 01:22:08,692 I tried to improve it. 1161 01:22:08,858 --> 01:22:09,900 As a result, 1162 01:22:10,067 --> 01:22:11,733 all the buttons make it go down. 1163 01:22:11,817 --> 01:22:14,983 All of a sudden, too! 1164 01:22:17,150 --> 01:22:19,649 Since you're here, you can help me. 1165 01:22:19,733 --> 01:22:21,483 What do I do? 1166 01:22:21,650 --> 01:22:24,823 Press the button on the hydraulic thing, there. 1167 01:22:25,025 --> 01:22:26,025 Red or black? 1168 01:22:26,108 --> 01:22:27,733 Red, obviously. 1169 01:22:31,525 --> 01:22:33,233 I think we've seen enough of you. 1170 01:22:33,317 --> 01:22:35,691 You're very kind, you helped us with the car, 1171 01:22:35,775 --> 01:22:38,233 but we're not inviting you to dinner. 1172 01:22:38,317 --> 01:22:39,691 She's right. I feel ill. 1173 01:22:39,775 --> 01:22:41,358 I'm pretty tired. 1174 01:22:41,525 --> 01:22:44,274 We can talk childhood memories tomorrow, OK? 1175 01:22:44,358 --> 01:22:45,901 Alexis is working. 1176 01:22:46,025 --> 01:22:47,275 Bye, then. 1177 01:22:48,067 --> 01:22:49,733 See ya, man! 1178 01:22:49,900 --> 01:22:52,108 You remind me of Derrick. 1179 01:22:52,275 --> 01:22:55,733 That empty stare he has. 1180 01:22:55,900 --> 01:22:57,529 Very funny, really. 1181 01:23:00,608 --> 01:23:03,858 - Press the red button! - OK. 1182 01:23:15,150 --> 01:23:16,779 What are you doing? 1183 01:23:19,442 --> 01:23:20,525 Press it! 1184 01:23:31,900 --> 01:23:33,192 Alexis? 1185 01:23:35,942 --> 01:23:37,108 Alexis? 1186 01:23:39,275 --> 01:23:41,483 That's lesson number four! 1187 01:23:42,150 --> 01:23:45,108 You took your sweet time, but well done. 1188 01:23:45,275 --> 01:23:48,775 It's a perfect number four. 1189 01:23:50,025 --> 01:23:53,567 How cruel! And the timing! 1190 01:23:54,733 --> 01:23:56,817 This is all your fault! 1191 01:23:56,983 --> 01:23:58,567 You crushed him! 1192 01:24:00,108 --> 01:24:01,816 Ditch them. I want you gone for ever. 1193 01:24:01,900 --> 01:24:03,580 You hear me? For ever! 1194 01:24:09,942 --> 01:24:12,150 Alexis... My God, how awful! 1195 01:24:12,817 --> 01:24:15,102 How are we going to get him out? 1196 01:24:19,775 --> 01:24:24,692 We'll figure something out. 1197 01:24:25,900 --> 01:24:28,192 One step at a time, OK? 1198 01:24:29,358 --> 01:24:31,983 First we handle Maurice. 1199 01:24:33,442 --> 01:24:35,233 We need a new trunk. 1200 01:24:42,108 --> 01:24:43,233 Then 1201 01:24:44,983 --> 01:24:47,567 we put Alexis with him. 1202 01:24:50,025 --> 01:24:53,543 All we have is the Clio, and the trunk is too small! 1203 01:24:54,192 --> 01:24:59,400 Then we'll sit Alexis up in the back seat 1204 01:24:59,567 --> 01:25:01,775 with a pair of sunglasses. 1205 01:25:01,942 --> 01:25:04,400 But Alexis is crushed to pieces. 1206 01:25:04,567 --> 01:25:06,525 We're in deep shit! 1207 01:25:06,692 --> 01:25:08,235 You're telling me! 1208 01:25:08,358 --> 01:25:09,558 Shut the door. 1209 01:25:09,650 --> 01:25:11,864 We don't want anyone coming in. 1210 01:25:43,067 --> 01:25:44,747 Gives you vertigo, huh? 1211 01:25:46,233 --> 01:25:49,407 - Are you sure it's deep enough? - Don't worry. 1212 01:25:56,487 --> 01:25:57,487 What is it? 1213 01:25:57,567 --> 01:26:00,858 Look, he's smiling. It's indecent to smile like that 1214 01:26:00,942 --> 01:26:02,024 when you're dead. 1215 01:26:02,108 --> 01:26:03,358 It's no time for emotion. 1216 01:26:03,442 --> 01:26:06,156 Say your goodbyes and be done with him. 1217 01:26:07,900 --> 01:26:09,233 Shit! 1218 01:26:16,317 --> 01:26:19,608 He hasn't lost any weight... 1219 01:26:27,192 --> 01:26:30,192 - It's hard, though. - Up to you. 1220 01:26:54,858 --> 01:26:57,758 - What are you doing here? - Can I come in? 1221 01:27:04,650 --> 01:27:06,691 I was tired of men treating me like crap, 1222 01:27:06,775 --> 01:27:09,608 so I thought if I married a nice person that I didn't love, 1223 01:27:09,692 --> 01:27:10,899 it would work out. 1224 01:27:10,983 --> 01:27:11,983 It was a nightmare. 1225 01:27:12,067 --> 01:27:14,858 I couldn't stand him, but I didn't kill him. 1226 01:27:14,942 --> 01:27:17,858 Why would I have killed him? I could have left him. 1227 01:27:17,942 --> 01:27:20,566 You heard him ask me to press the red button, right? 1228 01:27:20,650 --> 01:27:23,358 - You heard him? - Yes, yes. 1229 01:27:23,525 --> 01:27:26,025 I pressed it and the car fell. 1230 01:27:26,192 --> 01:27:28,233 I was so scared I ran off. 1231 01:27:28,400 --> 01:27:31,066 I'm just asking you to say you were there with us 1232 01:27:31,150 --> 01:27:32,608 in the shop, and 1233 01:27:32,775 --> 01:27:34,024 saw him press the remote, 1234 01:27:34,108 --> 01:27:36,192 and that the car fell on him. 1235 01:27:37,067 --> 01:27:38,067 Yes. 1236 01:27:40,067 --> 01:27:43,858 - Do you love me? - Yes. Yes. 1237 01:27:47,692 --> 01:27:50,400 Yes, yes... 1238 01:27:51,108 --> 01:27:53,567 And Maurice Donnay. He isn't here? 1239 01:27:53,733 --> 01:27:55,941 Poor Maurice, I completely forgot. 1240 01:27:56,025 --> 01:27:58,942 - He must have joined your exes? - Huh? 1241 01:27:59,108 --> 01:28:05,358 Your ex-husbands. Fonsac, Clavery, Salagnac, Defonte, Vargas, Berthelot. 1242 01:28:05,525 --> 01:28:07,441 There's no use stirring up the past. 1243 01:28:07,525 --> 01:28:08,691 - Monster! - Pervert! 1244 01:28:08,775 --> 01:28:09,983 Stop! 1245 01:28:11,025 --> 01:28:12,691 I gave you my word, but at a price. 1246 01:28:12,775 --> 01:28:14,067 It's her or me. 1247 01:28:14,942 --> 01:28:18,460 After the deposition, I never want to see you again. 1248 01:28:24,900 --> 01:28:26,733 He's not that clever. 1249 01:28:30,275 --> 01:28:31,942 You seem pensive. 1250 01:28:33,733 --> 01:28:36,483 What would you say to a nice trip to the islands 1251 01:28:36,567 --> 01:28:38,358 with Grandma? 1252 01:28:42,400 --> 01:28:46,483 I told him to have it repaired by a specialist, 1253 01:28:46,650 --> 01:28:48,399 but he was so stubborn... 1254 01:28:48,483 --> 01:28:50,191 Electricity wasn't his thing. 1255 01:28:50,275 --> 01:28:51,358 Oh, that's ugly. 1256 01:28:51,442 --> 01:28:52,691 His head's soup. 1257 01:28:52,775 --> 01:28:54,442 Martineau! Come on! 1258 01:29:04,733 --> 01:29:06,858 - Is she gone? - Yeah. 1259 01:29:11,483 --> 01:29:13,525 I think I'm in love again. 1260 01:29:13,692 --> 01:29:16,858 Oh yeah? With who? 1261 01:29:18,317 --> 01:29:19,400 With you. 1262 01:29:34,983 --> 01:29:37,942 - That was perfect, right? - Perfect. 1263 01:29:44,067 --> 01:29:46,733 - Want to go to sleep? - Yeah. 1264 01:30:12,942 --> 01:30:16,150 LAURENCE MILRAUX 1265 01:30:46,108 --> 01:30:47,233 Laurence? 1266 01:31:22,567 --> 01:31:26,192 Ren e! 1267 01:31:36,733 --> 01:31:38,733 The forecast is clear, Countess. 1268 01:31:38,817 --> 01:31:40,733 You can take the boat out. 1269 01:31:40,900 --> 01:31:41,900 Thank you. 1270 01:31:45,067 --> 01:31:46,275 Ren e! 1271 01:31:47,483 --> 01:31:48,567 Morning. 1272 01:32:13,400 --> 01:32:15,080 Weather's nice, huh? 1273 01:32:17,733 --> 01:32:19,983 And a nice breeze just came in. 1274 01:32:23,775 --> 01:32:25,632 What are we doing tonight? 1275 01:32:34,692 --> 01:32:35,817 Countess, 1276 01:32:35,983 --> 01:32:39,358 will I be seeing you tonight at baccarat with the lady? 1277 01:32:39,442 --> 01:32:41,858 You know, me and gambling... 1278 01:32:42,025 --> 01:32:43,316 But you bring me good luck. 1279 01:32:43,400 --> 01:32:45,316 Yesterday, thanks to you, I won again. 1280 01:32:45,400 --> 01:32:47,524 I'll increase your rate: 20 percent. 1281 01:32:47,608 --> 01:32:50,233 Are you serious? 1282 01:32:50,400 --> 01:32:51,514 And my niece? 1283 01:32:52,108 --> 01:32:54,066 Twenty for you and ten for her. 1284 01:32:54,150 --> 01:32:55,817 You're charming. 1285 01:32:55,983 --> 01:32:58,233 - It's agreed, then? - Yes. 1286 01:32:58,400 --> 01:32:59,600 I'm delighted. 1287 01:33:01,483 --> 01:33:02,525 He's huge. 1288 01:33:12,275 --> 01:33:14,204 Delighted to see you again. 1289 01:33:14,317 --> 01:33:16,275 Countess, I just got here. 1290 01:33:16,442 --> 01:33:20,192 I can't seem to abandon you. I took it as a sign. 1291 01:33:20,358 --> 01:33:22,073 You did this on purpose? 1292 01:33:22,525 --> 01:33:25,025 Stay! I have a friend to introduce. 1293 01:33:25,150 --> 01:33:27,025 I met him on the plane, 1294 01:33:27,192 --> 01:33:29,149 and I think he's just your type. 1295 01:33:29,233 --> 01:33:30,817 I hope so. 1296 01:33:30,983 --> 01:33:33,733 Excuse me. Let's go. 1297 01:33:34,775 --> 01:33:36,442 Hello. 1298 01:33:37,150 --> 01:33:39,149 May I have the honor of inviting you? 1299 01:33:39,233 --> 01:33:42,019 Mr. Suchard just bought this restaurant. 1300 01:33:42,317 --> 01:33:44,274 Suchard, like the chocolate? 1301 01:33:44,354 --> 01:33:45,320 That's right. 1302 01:33:45,400 --> 01:33:47,483 The chocolate is me. 1303 01:33:49,775 --> 01:33:52,900 Are you sure there's no shrimp? 1304 01:33:53,067 --> 01:33:54,399 Or shrimp sauce? 1305 01:33:54,483 --> 01:33:55,525 No, sir. 1306 01:33:56,067 --> 01:33:58,691 Thank you, Thomas. As soon as I met you, 1307 01:33:58,775 --> 01:34:01,816 I've felt like I've had a guardian angel by my side. 1308 01:34:01,900 --> 01:34:06,108 Mr. Suchard is highly allergic to shellfish. 1309 01:34:06,275 --> 01:34:08,691 A few years ago, I had an angioedema, 1310 01:34:08,775 --> 01:34:11,858 and the next will be fatal, unfortunately. 1311 01:34:12,025 --> 01:34:13,483 An angioedema? 1312 01:34:13,650 --> 01:34:15,483 You swell and swell... 1313 01:34:15,650 --> 01:34:16,691 - And blow up? - Sorry? 1314 01:34:16,775 --> 01:34:20,108 No, you just suffocate to death in ten minutes. 1315 01:34:20,275 --> 01:34:22,061 It's extremely dangerous. 1316 01:34:25,692 --> 01:34:28,275 But you seem so healthy. 1317 01:34:28,442 --> 01:34:31,399 It's incredible to imagine that one little shrimp 1318 01:34:31,483 --> 01:34:32,941 could bring you down. 1319 01:34:33,025 --> 01:34:34,705 You just have to know. 1320 01:34:37,400 --> 01:34:38,733 Indeed. 1321 01:37:56,858 --> 01:37:59,275 Adam Lozier Subtitling: Hiventy 88089