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I have an idea.

Let's see how this would line up.

No,

don't die. Just because I'm watching.

Everything okay over there?

Yes, yes, yes.

I need to speak to whoever is in charge around here.

Yes, you do. I booked this house nine months ago. I need to speak with

handled this. You ruined my entire wedding. I was here setting up for my

reception. All these other parties just showed up saying they have a wedding

reception here too. Like what? You need to handle this.

How the fuck do you book five receptions on the same day in the same place?

Five? It's ridiculous. It's a fucking circus out there. My grandma is going to

have a coronary, and I am not sharing my special day with a bunch of strangers.

Hold on. Hold on.

One at a time, please.

Apparently, we all booked this venue for our receptions today at the same

time. My mother...

Paid seven months ago for the whole event.

Not just the deposit. No, no. The whole amount.

And now, what's this?

Oh, really? I paid for this day, too. And I have the best wedding singer

in Los Angeles.

And he appeared tonight. So, do you have any fucking idea how much this wedding

cost my dad?

Hold on. Hold on.

Let me look into this.

into these reservations and I'll find out what's going on, okay?

Oh, yeah. Why don't you do that?

You do that. That's my time right here.

So,

who am I speaking with first? Uh, Dame, yep? Yes, Lolly Dame.

And, and... My name's right there.

Looks like, yeah. Yeah. Okay.

My name is... Love?

Yeah. Hold on. Anne?

Did Silva and Peg happen?

Correct. Did you have all that?

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, there.

So what did you do this?

I don't know what's going on.

Let me just look into this further. Yeah, get on your route. Yeah, you need

rectify this now.

We need to talk to a supervisor or manager or something.

I'm looking.

I'm looking. Right there. You don't have a clear day.

We're all there.

Oh, my God.

How long are you going to take?

What are you going to do about this? This is unbelievable.

Oh, no.

This is going to be good. Oh, no, what?

Oh, no.

This is all of our wisdom. There's a glitch. It's probably an automatic

that with the software system, what happened was they put all the

on this one day because it showed the day as vacant.

What? Excuse me? What?

You're kidding.

I don't know how this happened. I don't know how this happened, and this is not

a good thing.

Not good?

It's a fucking catastrophe.

Look, I overly spend the most with that entertainment.

Please, send all this lady to the park. What? The park? Or warehouse, wherever

you want. Warehouse? But I'm not going anywhere.

The park?

I'm sorry. My father -in -law is the mayor of Ventura, and I'm sure you do

want to deal with the consequences of him.

And I'll make sure you never get a permit again.

Yeah, well, my father's a lawyer at the second largest law firm in Los Angeles,

and if you don't clear these ladies out, I'm going to sue them.

Oh, my God. Come on, Sue. It's Los Angeles. We're all going to sue.

Look.

From the looks of all of you, it's not like it's your first wedding.

It's a third wedding, and I deserve for it to go smoothly.

Why don't you just all find a restaurant or something?

No, no, no.

It's you.

It's my special date. No, no. It's you.

It's right there.

Same. Listen to me.

You have.

to get your shit together right now. My mother -in -law is

a fucking psycho bitch. Do you understand me?

Yeah.

It's not my decision. I will contact my boss right now. Yeah, but I don't think

you can do that right now.

I'd love to speak with him. Yeah.

You can see that Dames is here first. It's one of the first names. I know.

I know. I know.

I know. I know.

I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know.

I know.

I know.

You have to talk to him. You know that, right?

Use your words.

He's not answering the call.

What kind of business is that?

He's on an airplane.

He's on his way to Florida right now.

You don't know about our wedding dates and where to go, but you know where your

boss is.

I don't know what to tell you. This isn't my decision to make. I'm only able

view this. I can't change the reservations.

Oh, God.

Well, what did the waistband guy do?

He's a kid.

Hey, I'm not just a kid. I'm 20.

Oh, yeah?

Then be a man and do something about it and rectify this because I'm getting

married today.

Well...

So I have an idea.

Why don't we work something out that will help with both? In fact,

I can make you very happy.

What?

Are you really talking about...

Oh, yeah.

I'm going to make you come like you never came before.

Get rid of these ladies and we'll go upstairs and have some fun.

I have a much better opportunity for you.

Do you feel how hot that is?

Oh, you got left.

You're about to fall, Stephen.

Oh.

I'll be the best fuck you'll ever have.

I bet you've never

titty -fucked a rock like this before.

Oh, yeah.

Okay, okay, okay, wait,

wait.

It's a tough decision to make, but someone has to do it.

Oh my

gosh,

yes. Oh.

Oh, you see what I need to say? Oh,

all of them do. Oh,

yeah.

Thank you.

Fuck you, shit. Oh, my God, yeah.

Oh,

my

God, yeah.

Awesome. Oh, yeah. There's so many. You're right. Oh, yes.

Oh,

yes.

Thank you.

Yeah.

Fuck yeah.

Fuck yeah.

Fuck yeah.

Oh, yeah.

I love you.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my God. Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God. Oh, my God.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I don't know.

It's me, right? No, it's me.

Oh, no.

I can't make a decision.