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Hi, Grandpa.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Put them in the fridge.

You know you need to be eating better, Grandpa.

I'm like your mother.

Are you feeling okay?

Oh, yeah.

Good timing.

So I got the food delivery service that just brings you all the food you want.

We've got a full day's supply of food right here.

Breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

Yes,

sir.

Thank you.

What are you eating today?

You know that you can't be eating this stuff.

You know I can't eat it if you take it away.

Mom told me about your immune sick diet in the hospital incident.

I appreciate what you're doing. All right. But there's this. I'm an old man.

I have reached a point in my life where I like to do the things I fucking like

to do.

Right. And since I have nothing else going on, everything else is paid for.

Everyone's been to school.

My life is fucked.

I got TV, which is interrupted sometimes. And then I get the food.

Which I enjoy.

This is not good food, Grandpa. It tastes good.

But it's not good.

The sauce is all over the place.

Okay, hold on. Sit down.

Okay.

So I won't have to have this conversation with you again. I'll

you. The way I can explain to you and not your mother.

All right.

Like at that, an old man points in a guy's life when they just do stuff they

like to do. All right?

Now, since I don't have anyone anymore, when I tried to approach a girl and she

said, oh, you're an old man, she laughed me off, I decided that I'm done with

the sex stuff.

Right?

And I'm sure, now that you're 18, that you've had sex or thought about sex or

whatever, so you understand what I'm talking about.

When you don't have sex, you fill the void with whatever else you can find.

Now, it used to be where, a blowjob, can you say blowjob in front of your

grandpappy, of course.

Blow -dye, and then sacks, and then they would lick your... suck your balls and

eat your ass. Then you got the ass work. But now, I have food. This is my only

thing that I have. And you bring me vegetables.

Where are these vegetables?

They're over there.

Well, bring them over. Let's take them over there. Look, I understand what

you're saying, but what time is it?

you know, your next door neighbor, Sally, well, she was talking to me and

kind of said that she has a hot seat.

And... Sally, the blind girl with the pool rager.

Yeah.

Anyway, um, you should go over there and, you know, maybe you can get a song,

Grandpa.

I mean, come on.

You know, she did ask me to check on something in her house.

You go. Come on. You should go.

Get yourself going.

Of course we are.

You know, I care about you very much. Yeah.

Shouldn't be wearing stuff like this out.

Oh, don't you worry about that.

All right. I'm going to go next door.

Ah.

Water.

Mm -mm.

Fruity juice.

What are you doing?

You should be eating carrots, not smoking.

Grandpa, stop it.

Grandpa, come on, I love you.

I don't want to lose you.

Ew. God damn it.

First of all, you know, I'm not your real grandpa. I mean your grandpa, but

your real grandpa. What?

Step -grandpa.

So you're not my grandpa?

I'm so confused.

This is all stuff that conversations need to have with your mother.

You've been following me around all day.

You've been messing with my lifestyle, messing with my food, and I'm talking to

you with a carrot in my goddamn hand.

I was expecting from pussy.

Oh, I'm sorry. Does that offend you, the word pussy?

How about junk food? Does that offend you?

No. Cigarette? Does that offend you?

No tobacco?

I was just trying to get you to leave so I could get rid of all the crap.

What did I tell you earlier today?

Did I tell you the reason I do this?

It's because I don't have that which you offered me.

I wouldn't do anything.

Would you?

Yes, to get you to stop your bad habits.

Like what?

The stuff Grandpa needs?

Would you?

Would you let Grandpa do stuff to you?

Would you?

You're sexy, Grandpa. If you want to play with your hair.

Would you?

I mean, how much do you really care?

I mean, I don't want to lose you. Well, no.

No, you don't want to.

What keeps people really healthy?

Diet, yeah?

Yeah. And exercise?

Yeah.

At least I don't care.

What kind of exercise is out there?

I mean, you could always go on a walk, Grandpa.

Yeah? Yeah, I mean... What do people do for exercise?

Cardio. Cardio?

stationary bike.

Uh, yeah, that's good. Or like a treadmill.

You could always get a treadmill.

Get a gym membership, Grandpa. That'd be so good for you.

I have three.

Why do you have three?

Because the secretary was sexy.

Now, what must you do for me, Grandpa?

Um,

I could say do anything.

So, the things you would let Grandpa do to keep him healthy and make him healthy

would be a good thing for you, yeah?

I mean, of course.

Really?

So you would do all the stuff that brothers need to have a good time.

Yeah.

Now we can stop right now.

You can go get me some fast food.

No, Grandpa.

No.

Is that what you want to do?

We can close up, baby.

You're going to help Grandpa.

Oh, God.

See him walk around the house with his T -shirt. He'd hardly ever stick it up.

He's going to tease me, Grandpa, all the time.

You hardly care.

common to get rid of your bad habits right now?

I don't know.

It seems like a hard thing to do.

Are you good?

Beautiful girl.

Look at that.

Don't feel weird, grab a stare at your naked pussy.

No.

You're not my real girlfriend.

How's that? Is it okay if I eat that?

Oh my God, it feels so good.

Fight it. Put your teeth on my dick.

Fight it. Make it harder. Right there. Right there. Fuck yeah. Oh yeah.

I love a grandma's cock.

Fucking dirty girl, fuck you.

Fuck yeah.

Fuck you.

over in the graphic.

That's beautiful, babe.

Yeah. God bless you. See you. God bless you. God bless you.

That feels so good.

Oh, my God, that feels so good.

Oh, boy, it's so long. I've wanted this for so long. What a beautiful fucking

mouth. Oh, God.

Oh, my God.

You're so good.

You're so good.

Bye.

Fuck. Fuck.

No, no, no.

Oh, that's it.

That's my girl.

Thank you so much for changing your mind.

Love you. You too.

It's going to be good. Clean living.