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This is Ben.

At one time, he was a legend in his own driveway, bringing pleasure to literally

tens of people.

But in an ever -changing world, Ben now spends most of his time losing his keys,

going somewhere and then forgetting why he went, and sitting on a park bench

shouting up buses.

Forgotten heroes like Ben need your help.

So, please donate what you can. Anything will be gratefully received.

Even that tin of pink salmon you've had in the back of your kitchen cupboard

since 1983 will help this noble cause.

Please send your donations to the Cholton Cum Hardy Twilight Rest Home for

retired porn stars.

On behalf of people like Ben, thank you.

Right,

well, where's the train gone?

Where's my little baby?

Ah, there she is.

Hello, Sam.

What's up?

Oh, look at you.

Is it OK?

It's okay.

It's, I think, the... Oh, yes.

Oh, look, it's you.

Hello, baby. How are you?

So, this is Sam, everybody.

Hi.

Oh, you look well fucking hot.

Oh, so... Do you know why you're here today, Sam?

Yeah. Yes.

Come on, let's get in the car.

I nearly touched your tits there. Sorry,

I got a bit mental.

Oh, look at you.

Nice outfit.

Come on, quick, when I was looking at the camera. Oh, fuck.

Up skirt, up skirt.

Fuck.

Beautiful. Look at you.

Fuck. So, Sam.

Yeah. So, you know why you're here?

Yes, I am here to get fucked by a dirty old man that's... Old enough to be my

grandfather.

Shut up!

I'm not old enough to be your grandfather.

Well, don't you know how old I am? Yeah, I do know how old you are, and I could

definitely not be your... Well, to be honest, if I was a couple of years

I could be your great -dad.

But anyway, let's not dwell on that.

So, what made you... Oh, fuck.

Because I thought it would be kind of interesting.

In fact, we all thought it would be interesting at the company meeting.

that it would be quite weird... Weird? No, it wouldn't be weird. Interesting,

that was the word. To find out if there's any girls out there... Because

young girls, you all, you know, obviously like getting fucked and that.

But I just thought, what would the attitude be to this whole thing of,

older man? So what made you want to do it?

Well, I mean, first of all, I don't like young boys because they don't know what

they're doing and they're childish.

And... I just always had a fantasy since I was a lot younger.

My dad used to have all his friends around to watch football every Sunday.

always just thought, you know, older men, I don't know, it's just there's

something about them. I just, I want to be annihilated.

I want kind of utter devastation.

Right, okay.

But the only way I can have that is if...

A man is old enough and experienced enough to know how to devastate me

Oh, you're looking like such a gorgeous little whore or something.

Right, come on, let's get back. Fuck.

There.

Mm -hmm.

So what am I going to do here?

Ruin me.

Yeah? Mm -hmm.

Yeah.

Do you want to get used to it?

Uh -huh.

Tell me.

I want to get used because of that toy.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah? Yeah.

A dirty old pervert.

Use me like a fuck -like doll.

Yeah.

I don't know, it's kind of old, like 35 or something.

It's not old.

It is old.

Old for me.

It

would

appear to be some moistness.

I'm sorry.

mouthful.

Fucking whore.

Suck my fucking cock, little whore.

Get on there.

Get your fucking legs wide open, whore.

That's a good girl.

Spread that cunt wide.

Nice and wide.

And your arsehole as well.

See it all nice and wide. Nice and open.

Dear friend, you look hot.

It's so freaking weird. It's so freaking weird.

It's so weird. Oh, my God.

Can't wait.

Yeah. Drink my kisses, man.

Thank you.

I'll stick that arse up in you.

Right up in you. That's a good little hook.

Oh, you like showing that, don't you?

You know you've got a cute little arse, don't you? Yeah.

Come on, spread it. Try and stretch it wider.

Get both hands behind you.

Try and stretch it wider.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Stick your ass in the air. Let's see.

Shut up, man. You're lost.

That's it.

Oh, look at that.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah, naughty.

Naughty girl.

I'm naughty.

Yeah.

Just let the dirty old man use your body, huh?

What am I doing?

Using my body. Yeah.

Using my fresh young body.

Like that?

Mm -hmm.

Yeah?

You like being used like a little whore? Mm -hmm. Yeah?

Stick your eyes up. All the time.

I'll show you the eyes.

Yeah? Yeah.

Thank you.

me a big smile.

I don't fucking care.

How's your first experience of pinching a pole?

Side effect.

I like it. Yeah?

Go sit back on the side. Go say goodbye.

Oh, fucking hell.

I'm a little cunt like it.

I'm an old man cunt like it. Yeah.

Oh, right. We'll see you soon, Sam. Bye.