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This is Ben.
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At one time, he was a legend in his own
driveway, bringing pleasure to literally
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tens of people.
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But in an ever -changing world, Ben now
spends most of his time losing his keys,
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going somewhere and then forgetting why
he went, and sitting on a park bench
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shouting up buses.
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Forgotten heroes like Ben need your
help.
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So, please donate what you can. Anything
will be gratefully received.
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Even that tin of pink salmon you've had
in the back of your kitchen cupboard
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since 1983 will help this noble cause.
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Please send your donations to the
Cholton Cum Hardy Twilight Rest Home for
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retired porn stars.
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On behalf of people like Ben, thank you.
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Right,
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well, where's the train gone?
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Where's my little baby?
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Ah, there she is.
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Hello, Sam.
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What's up?
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Oh, look at you.
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Is it OK?
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It's okay.
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It's, I think, the... Oh, yes.
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Oh, look, it's you.
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Hello, baby. How are you?
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So, this is Sam, everybody.
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Hi.
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Oh, you look well fucking hot.
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Oh, so... Do you know why you're here
today, Sam?
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Yeah. Yes.
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Come on, let's get in the car.
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I nearly touched your tits there. Sorry,
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I got a bit mental.
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Oh, look at you.
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Nice outfit.
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Come on, quick, when I was looking at
the camera. Oh, fuck.
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Up skirt, up skirt.
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Fuck.
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Beautiful. Look at you.
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Fuck. So, Sam.
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Yeah. So, you know why you're here?
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Yes, I am here to get fucked by a dirty
old man that's... Old enough to be my
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grandfather.
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Shut up!
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I'm not old enough to be your
grandfather.
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Well, don't you know how old I am? Yeah,
I do know how old you are, and I could
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definitely not be your... Well, to be
honest, if I was a couple of years
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I could be your great -dad.
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But anyway, let's not dwell on that.
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So, what made you... Oh, fuck.
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Because I thought it would be kind of
interesting.
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In fact, we all thought it would be
interesting at the company meeting.
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that it would be quite weird... Weird?
No, it wouldn't be weird. Interesting,
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that was the word. To find out if
there's any girls out there... Because
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young girls, you all, you know,
obviously like getting fucked and that.
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But I just thought, what would the
attitude be to this whole thing of,
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older man? So what made you want to do
it?
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Well, I mean, first of all, I don't like
young boys because they don't know what
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they're doing and they're childish.
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And... I just always had a fantasy since
I was a lot younger.
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My dad used to have all his friends
around to watch football every Sunday.
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always just thought, you know, older
men, I don't know, it's just there's
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something about them. I just, I want to
be annihilated.
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I want kind of utter devastation.
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Right, okay.
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But the only way I can have that is
if...
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A man is old enough and experienced
enough to know how to devastate me
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Oh, you're looking like such a gorgeous
little whore or something.
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Right, come on, let's get back. Fuck.
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There.
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Mm -hmm.
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So what am I going to do here?
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Ruin me.
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Yeah? Mm -hmm.
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Yeah.
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Do you want to get used to it?
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Uh -huh.
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Tell me.
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I want to get used because of that toy.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah? Yeah.
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A dirty old pervert.
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Use me like a fuck -like doll.
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Yeah.
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I don't know, it's kind of old, like 35
or something.
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It's not old.
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It is old.
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Old for me.
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It
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would
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appear to be some moistness.
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I'm sorry.
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mouthful.
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Fucking whore.
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Suck my fucking cock, little whore.
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Get on there.
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Get your fucking legs wide open, whore.
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That's a good girl.
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Spread that cunt wide.
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Nice and wide.
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And your arsehole as well.
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See it all nice and wide. Nice and open.
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Dear friend, you look hot.
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It's so freaking weird. It's so freaking
weird.
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It's so weird. Oh, my God.
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Can't wait.
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Yeah. Drink my kisses, man.
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Thank you.
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I'll stick that arse up in you.
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Right up in you. That's a good little
hook.
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Oh, you like showing that, don't you?
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You know you've got a cute little arse,
don't you? Yeah.
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Come on, spread it. Try and stretch it
wider.
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Get both hands behind you.
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Try and stretch it wider.
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Oh, fuck yeah.
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Stick your ass in the air. Let's see.
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Shut up, man. You're lost.
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That's it.
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Oh, look at that.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah, naughty.
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Naughty girl.
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I'm naughty.
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Yeah.
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Just let the dirty old man use your
body, huh?
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What am I doing?
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Using my body. Yeah.
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Using my fresh young body.
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Like that?
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Mm -hmm.
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Yeah?
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You like being used like a little whore?
Mm -hmm. Yeah?
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Stick your eyes up. All the time.
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I'll show you the eyes.
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Yeah? Yeah.
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Thank you.
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me a big smile.
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I don't fucking care.
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How's your first experience of pinching
a pole?
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Side effect.
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I like it. Yeah?
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Go sit back on the side. Go say goodbye.
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Oh, fucking hell.
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I'm a little cunt like it.
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I'm an old man cunt like it. Yeah.
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Oh, right. We'll see you soon, Sam. Bye.
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