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I finally broke through the dirty jammies, huh?

Now it's time for Grandpa Ed!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Aye! Oh, shit! I

am

going

to introduce...

My new grand for the day, Riley Jean. She will come into the picture now. Look

at this.

That's Riley Jean.

Hi. Hey, Riley Jean.

Hi.

Take your shoes off. Make yourself at home.

Thank you. And who am I?

You're Grandpa Ed.

I am.

I'm your personal grandpa for today.

How exciting.

It is very exciting for me.

Me too.

Yeah.

For both of us. Look at that.

So, how old are you for real?

I'm 22.

You're 22?

Well, who else is 20?

Well, if you're 22, somebody else has to be 20.

Because I'm not 22.

So you're 22.

No, you're 20.

Two. Yes.

Okay.

22.

You're new to this business.

Mm -hmm. Yeah.

How many scenes have you made so far?

Six. Six? Mm -hmm. And how many boy -girls?

All of them.

All of them? Mm -hmm. I thought they were girl -girls, too. I wish.

Oh.

So you made six?

Yes. Okay.

And they were all good?

Mm -hmm. They were fun. Very good.

Who? They were very fun. Very fun. Yeah.

And what's the oldest guy you've been with?

Forties. Yeah.

Yeah. I'm a little older than that. I know. I'm excited.

Really? Really. You like dirty old men? I love dirty old men.

Would you feel comfortable calling me a dirty old grandpa?

I love dirty old grandpas.

Dirty old, fat old grandpa?

Dirty old, fat old grandpas are my favorite.

Oh, making my dick move.

That's a good thing.

I like that. I like when girls call me things.

Things. Call me things.

Yeah. Things.

So I am, would you like to know how old I am? Sure, yeah.

I am 65.

Ooh. I'm excited.

Ooh. What excites you about that?

I think older men have more experience.

They're just better.

You think?

But you would never know the person, but the oldest was in the 40s, right? And

he knew more than most of them.

Wow.

Okay, so we're going to go to sleep.

Yeah, just take a nice nap. It's going to be a whole fun thing.

Yeah, people will like that, to sleep with us.

They might like it better if we slept together.

Sounds like a song. Might like it better if we slept together.

So what were you doing? What kind of job did you have before you got into this?

I was a software developer.

Software developer. Wow, you're ahead.

Yeah. It's fun.

And your cultural background is?

My dad's Japanese. My mom is very white.

Your mom is very white. She's very, very white. Oh, very white. Not very white.

No.

There was a girl in the industry.

Great girl. She's a sweetheart.

Asia Carrera. I think she was Japanese and German, I believe.

Yeah, also a very, very bright girl.

She knew about computers and stuff. Did her own site.

Very popular.

You might want to Google her. Yeah, definitely.

Yeah. See, I used to do in my other lifetime the Dirty Debutantes.

We have somebody talking out there, but that's okay.

Folks, we're in a house with...

Many models, see.

Get loud.

Yeah.

You call the girls models.

Anyway, yeah,

we'll go out there and see what's up.

Yeah, it's okay.

Yes.

Well, anyway, Grandpa is stuttering here, not knowing what to say.

That's all right.

This is real. This is reality.

I'm all for reality. I always keep it real.

All my peeps know that.

They know that. They don't snow that.

They don't snow. No.

It's snowing. It's snowing that the door is always open.

It's snowing where I'm from.

Yeah, where are you from?

Michigan. Michigan.

It's cold right now. It's freezing.

Yeah. Now you're in sunny Florida.

Except it's what?

It's cold out here. It's very cold out here. What happened?

I think it's the guy from Montreal behind me.

Yeah, we have.

May I show you? Oh, it's Chris Simon, the famous porn star since he was 19

years old. Yes, 19. And now he's 90.

He's always been gray, I think, right? He's always been salt and pepper. Good

-looking guy.

He's got hazel eyes like me.

He's going to be on a second camera here.

Okay.

So I'm going to sit over next to you, if that's okay. That's okay. All right?

Yeah. All right.

Chris, would you take this camera?

Thank you so much. S 'il vous plaît.

Merci. Bienvenue.

Bienvenue. I never knew I had a bienvenue.

I didn't know I had a bienvenue, did you?

Hello. Hi.

So.

So. We talked on the phone before I came out here, right? We did, yeah.

Were you impressed?

I was. I was very impressed that you make your own music.

Oh, yeah, I'm doing music. So you hear music in this. It's me doing it.

It's very cool. A little music in the beginning.

Now? No, not now. No music. We could.

We could.

I'll make music.

Can I fondle you while the... Yeah. Because I've asked questions. I think

it's time to fondle.

Can you lift this up?

Yeah, take it off. Take it off. Yeah.

Yeah, we got to. And this camera got us over here too?

Yeah.

Good man.

He's going to show me. He's such a professional.

Oh, look.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Look at the titties. Oh, nice titties.

Oh.

May I?

I'm doing it.

I'm getting perky.

Let me suck on it. Let me suck on your titty.

I can't reach with the hat here. What happened with this hat?

We'll do the hat here.

Does my tongue feel old? No.

I like my nipples played

with. Yeah?

Yeah.

Find them here and twerk them a little.

Yeah.

And twerking lightly.

Twirling.

I like that.

I'll show you what she's doing here.

Harder.

Pull.

Pull. Yeah.

Oh, I like that.

Okay. You okay with it? Yeah.

Call me a filthy old dirty old man.

Filthy, dirty old man.

Ooh.

See her face?

Come over here. Show her her face.

Yeah. You could probably unplug it from the charger thing.

It's got batteries.

There we go. Oh, I like this.

It's so good.

I'm telling you, I like this.

My breath is good?

Mm -hmm.

Hmm.

Oh, I like that.

You're okay.

She's okay.

Ooh, kind of your shorts.

Let's see.

Yeah. Oh.

Look at this.

We doing good, Chris?

Yeah. Yeah.

Everything is good.

Oh, take the panties off, too.

Oh.

Show me your pretty puss. Can I? Oh.

I have those panties down there.

It's very important to do this because it's Grandpa's

panting man, see?

Panting man.

They smell good.

Show me pussy.

Nice little hair there.

Just let me touch it.

Oh, it's good.

My fingers feel old?

Put your hand over here.

You feel anything?

Yeah, I do.

That's good.

That's really good.

I like this.

I'm very comfortable.

The panties on the face is a good look. I like the smell.

It's nice.

I'll put this over here.

Oh.

Oh, yeah. Show me your ass.

Look at that ass.

You mind if I kiss your ass?

Oh, I'll be back.

I'll be back right now.

Ah.

Mmm.

Yeah, let's make it so this camera here, don't go away.

Oh, yeah, very good.

Oh, yeah, I'm going in for the...

Can you see that, Chrissy? Yes.

Is it similar to what you've been doing before?

A little different?

A little different. Much better.

Oh, really?

I love when they kiss up to me like that.

Hello.

Show your face to that camera there.

This one here.

Yeah, this one here.

Are we on there?

Let me make sure.

Oh, yes.

Okay.

Can you see my tongue?

Yes? Yeah.

Now, turn on your back.

Come down to the edge over here.

Take some pillows with you so you can prop your head up.

Prop your head up. Prop your head up.

Come down to the edge here.

Yes.

Yes. All the way to the edge.

Good girl.

Yummy,

yummy.

Okay, look here at this camera.

Good girl.

I can see yourself there.

Are you all right?

Yes. Good.

How's the battery on that one?

Is it good? Okay.

Ooh. Let me put your foot here a second.

You feel anything?

Oh, yes.

It's a good thing.

Oh, it's a good thing.

Are you okay with my hand here? I won't choke you.

You can.

You like that?

You really do. I do.

Grandpa's getting weird.

I won't pull your hair.

That's because it'll come out.

Oh, look at this guy right there.

I'm going to give you the combo.

Just like this.

Oh, I like that.

Can I touch your butthole? Yeah.

You ever put anything up your ass?

Do you like that?

Do you like a finger up your ass?

Yeah. Would you mind if I did? You can.

Oh, boy.

You okay with it?

Uh -huh.

Woo!

She's grabbing on. Does she get grabbing on there?

That's a good thing.

My finger just in the right way.

Come, Grandpa.

Come, Grandpa.

You're getting so wet.

You touch your pussy

Mmm.

You have a little bit there?

Yeah.

Oh,

such a nice wet pussy.

I got pussy juice up my nose.

Look how wet.

Oh, yeah.

You came a little bit, didn't you?

Yes.

Ooh.

You like this combination?

I do. Yeah.

Oh, yes.

Let me make a fucking cut.

Just put it right here.

Oh, step on my cock.

You are a dirty old man, aren't you? I am a dirty old man after all.

Finger in your ass.

Can you see the finger in your ass? There we go.

There we go.

It's like bowling.

Am

I

hurting you?

You like it? Yes.

Oh, I like it too.

So let me see you this way with your face over here and your mouth here.

Yeah.

Can we?

Yeah. Oh, that's good.

Ha -ha.

I got pussy juice in my nose.

Let me get my pants.

Stick your tongue to the camera there.

I got drooling on me.

Got boogies in my nose?

You're good.

Oh.

Put this in your mouth.

Oh.

That's a good one.

Let's see. Let's see.

Oh.

Oh, you're wet.

Oh.

Ah.

Oh.

Fuck. Thanks.

You alright?

You okay with that?

Yeah?

Oh.

Oh.

Can you see that?

Fuck yeah.

Oh, I'm sorry. Are you okay?

Good girl.

My light is gone.

That's good.

I have it. You got them up? Yep.

I'm going to pull my pants down.

Oh,

just stuck myself off.

from down below there.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my balls are pressing against the walls.

What, turn here?

Like this?

Better?

How about underneath?

That way. Can you look there?

Yes.

Oh, that's so nice.

Look okay?

Yes.

You're okay with it? Uh -huh.

Okay.

You're like a prayer there.

I'm going to lie on the bed.

You're going to lie in front of me.

Okay.

Lie down on your stomach.

Please.

Just like that. Back up a little.

Fold your feet back there so you don't... Yeah, hit the thingy.

It's a little wet.

I'm coming. Well, not yet.

Let me take the shirt off. A nice shirt.

Let's put this...

Here. Were you having fun yet?

Oh, lots of fun.

That's good.

So now I've got to slip over here.

Your profile's updated.

Oh, yeah?

Are you okay?

Yeah, pull it this way. Oh.

Oh.

Look at me. Look at the camera here.

Put it in your mouth.

Pull this way so I can give it.

Oh.

What am I? A dirty old grandpa.

Well, I love when the phone does this.

Thank you.

Oh yes.

Here, I'll take the PLV.

Thank you.

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh.

Oh.

Don't make me come yet.

Play with my nipples underneath with that hand.

Yes.

Twirling nipples in your fingers.

Oh.

Oh, oh.

Oh,

yeah.

I'll use this hand for the other nipple.

Oh, good.

Whirl them and pull them.

They get harder when you do it.

Mm -hmm.

Whoa.

I'm fucking your hair up.

Who am I?

You're my dirty old grandpa.

Oh.

You love your dirty old grandpa, don't you? I love my dirty old grandpa.

Oh, boy, this is nice.

Pulling that.

Oh, good.

That's nice.

Oh.

Oh. Oh,

it's down

your throat.

Let me see your eyes open.

Good girl.

Say grandpa with my dick in your mouth. Grandpa.

Say it again. Grandpa.

Thank you.

I'm gonna squat above me. I can't squat with one foot there and one foot there

yet.

Sit on my cock.

Oops,

short strokes.

The bed's making noise.

Lean back.

Stick my dick back in there.

Good girl.

You're doing that camera good, girl, like this.

Oh, yeah, short strokes.

There we go.

Oh, so nice.

You look so good.

What am I?

You're my dirty old grandpa.

You ever fuck a fat old fuck like me before?

I'm your first, huh? You're my first.

It's time to work out. I'll be a skinny grandpa soon.

I think I like you this way.

Do you?

Thank you.

Put the pillow over your head.

Ah. Ah.

Ah.

So beautiful.

Yeah.

Ooh, ooh.

Ooh.

You having fun?

Oh, yeah. Oh, my.

Ooh.

Come down and suck some more.

Suck me some more.

Oh.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Hold my balls tight.

Somebody just come in through the door.

Somebody just come in there.

Is that Maya?

Maya.

Maya popped in here.

Hey, how are you? Good.

Can I see her titties?

Yeah. Do you mind if I look at her titties?

I don't mind at all. Oh, Jack, my cock. Oh, my God. I love watching you guys.

Oh, thank you.

Thanks for popping in.

Nice, Grandpa.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

May I?

Yes.

You still jacking that?

You should sit over here. Oh.

That's a good idea.

Don't be shy.

Oh.

Oh.

You ever see a bad old grandpa before?

Yes.

It's you.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh, you too? Yeah.

I'll show you.

Look at that big tummy.

He likes when you twirl them and pinch them and pull them.

Nice and firm.

Yeah, instructor.

That's good.

Look at that.

Oh, fuck. Look at that.

Yeah. Oh, fuck. You like it when two girls touch you? Oh, it's very nice.

What am I?

Am I a grandpa?

You're a dirty old girl.

Damn. Yeah, maybe you can cover this hair.

Oh, I don't know. God.

It's a child like titties. Oh, yeah.

Can I kiss him?

Yeah. Oh, does this camera have the tattoo on it? Ow.

Oh,

suck my cock.

Get it down your throat.

Touch it back here.

Come

on,

my finger down here.

Oh, boy.

This is a surprise.

I didn't know you were going to pop in.

I think we're making him a little too horny.

the time warp.

Oh my god, look at that tongue.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck. My nipples are so hard, grandpa.

Turn around and face that way and sit on my cock.

She does so good. You like that, Grandpa?

Yes. Oh, I do. Oh, yes.

Give me a kiss.

You like that? Yeah.

Retreating you like you're supposed to be treated.

Oh, my king grandpa.

Is anybody ever coming, you pussy?

You like that, don't you?

She likes cream pies.

Oh, she does?

I want to see that.

Oh, God.

You're such a horny, fat old man.

I am.

I can feel your pussies wet through your panties.

Where's the lube, Grandpa?

What happened?

Where's the lube? Oh, lube. Never mind. Never mind. I got you covered.

Watching you suck him. Lean forward.

Yes.

Yeah,

like that.

Yeah,

lean forward, baby, yes.

Let me see your face this way. Yes.

It's so hot.

Both of you.

It's so fucking hot.

Let's stick it back in.

Would you like to take this? Please, thank you.

I want you to come on my

face, Grandpa.

Oh, I like that.

The camera has her face in there and everything. Good.

I just want to look all over you.

Oh, that's so nice.

Come around and suck on my cock again.

Right, Jean.

Suck on that cock.

All over you.

Down your throat. Up your throat.

Yes. Want to lay on your stomach or lie on your stomach?

You like that? I love it

Oh, yeah.

Oh, I like that.

Oh, yes.

You're so fucking nasty, Grandpa. Oh, I am a nasty grandpa.

Can I put my finger away? Yeah.

I can come any second, that's how long you have to stay.

Let's make you a dog this time.

Bring your hands over here.

Where's my ruler?

It's over there somewhere.

How are

you doing over there?

Bring your ass in.

Fuck that.

Yeah.

Bring your ass a little lower.

Yeah.

All of this good?

Yeah. You like the way he fucks you?

I love when he fucks me.

Grandpa, you're so nasty.

We're still good.

Can you come underneath and get penetration?

Let's put a little bit more that way.

I actually do. I just always

shake.

I don't see nothing.

Can you go under?

No, he's there. You're there.

What, I'm there?

Oh, yeah. Can you see?

Yeah.

Is it lit?

Yeah, it's fine.

Focus.

Focus.

That's good.

Okay,

you got it down there?

Yep. Oh.

Can you come around behind them and shoot her face this way?

Come this way.

That's okay.

I'm going to sit over here.

Oh, those titties on your face. Those titties.

Oh.

I don't know if it's just for you.

Thank you. Yes.

Yes. I don't take that. You don't like that?

You don't like that?

Fuck you.

She's enjoying this.

Oh, yeah.

Let's do a spoon position.

Okay.

Face that way. I'll get behind you.

More of mine.

In front of me? Yes, of course.

Thank you.

Let me clap my balls a little bit.

Lift your leg up there.

Does that camera have perfect?

I think it's a little off.

I love soccer balls.

Oh, it's fun.

Oh my gosh. Yes, Grandpa.

Grandpa's got a cunt.

A dick in your cunt.

You're so dirty, Grandpa.

You look

alright.

Are we okay there? You're good.

Are you girls ready to see me cum?

Yeah.

Oh, I want to see that. All right, you're going to give all her face.

Are you going to come to my face, Grandpa? I'll do my best.

Oh, okay. I'm going to lay back over there.

Like I was.

Stay in the closet.

Where's my nipple player?

Right here.

You wanna go on this side?

Yes. Here.

Just gonna give you the best blowjob ever.

Can we move that camera more like...

I want to see you come up on his face.

Yeah.

Lie down on your stomach.

Pull it towards you.

Just like that.

Let me have the camera.

What happened? The batteries died?

Let me...

I want to see it all in her mouth.

I want to see all that fucking cum on her face.

Open your mouth. Check it, baby.

That's it.

Jack in the middle of the night. You should keep drinking that cup.

I want that cup spitting all over your face and in your mouth and on your

tongue.

Take that hand and put it on my balls.

Just hold them tight. Oh, yes. Squeeze the cum out of him.

They're so good at that rainy.

Come over there

Pretty freckled face.

I'm gonna cum.

Come on, Grandpa.

Come for us.

Fuck.

Fuck.

There's coming more.

This is why I be like old men.

They get lots of cum. My cum tastes old.

Tastes good.

Tastes fresh.

Oh, fuck. Very fresh cum.

Maya was a pleasant surprise coming in and helping.

Absolutely. It's the best way to watch is to get involved.

Whoa.

So sensitive.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, easy.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

You're so sensitive.

Oh, Grandpa, don't let that old age get you now.

No.

I'm Grandpa -ry.

Grandpa -ry.

Grandpa -ry.

It's like a Grand Ole Opry. Grandpa -ry.

Oh, fuck, fuck. Careful on the tip there. Would you stop trying to

You can't even finish a sentence.

I can't finish my sentence. I can't even talk.

You're drenched in color and saliva.

So from Grandpa and the girls to all of you, my peeps, thank you for being

there.

And there'll be more.

To come.

Yay!

They're giving me the clap.

Yay!

Oh, look at her go.

Gotta have fun.

You have fun too out there. Oh, yeah?

Yes. Make sure things are well in hand.

Bye -bye