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Hi Grandpa!

piss flaps.

Look at them.

Jesus Christ.

Wonderful ass.

Oh my God. I'd like to suck a fart out of that.

Oh my Jesus. I'd do things to it.

Why are

you

grabbing me and watching her?

I can't see.

Oh. That's all me.

We haven't had a woman in here in forever.

No, no. What a fucking asshole like that. Look at that thing. Is that a

her ass? What is that? Should be my tongue.

Yeah.

No, I'm just at that gross old people's home.

Yeah, it's fucking smelly pit. It's really grim.

I told you. I told you I'm doing it.

No.

No, remember I crashed that car earlier?

Yeah. So they made me do fucking community service here in this gross,

place. I'm going around cleaning stuff.

And there's guys everywhere and they're really...

Just gross and decrepit, and it's disgusting.

Yeah, no, I don't want to be here at all.

And it's a waste of a Saturday.

I know.

It's so... You don't understand.

If you were here, it's so fucking disgusting.

So disgusting. Like, on a scale of 1 to 10, 9 .7 easily.

It's so grim.

Yeah. Oh, my God, and you should see these guys.

They're so old.

Yeah. Yeah, think, yeah, think like your grandpa.

Yeah?

No, I've never been somewhere like this. It's so, so gross.

Oh, I'm going to be a fucking ageist. I don't know, there's so much to do.

And like I said, it's filthy.

Come on, let's go.

Oh, yeah, I've got to go.

I've got to go, fine.

Hi. Hello.

Hey. You guys all right?

I'm doing okay, beautiful.

I've got her medications.

Oh, lucky you guys.

Good day for Grandpa, hey? Medication day?

Yeah. Yeah? I should clean out all your mess.

Sorry about that. I can't bend over anymore to pick up these pillows.

Well, they were everywhere.

I wonder what you guys have been getting up to here. We're trying to access

that. Oh, trying. We had a pillow fight. Key word there.

Yeah. Yeah. Pillow fight.

Yeah.

Yeah? Pillow fight?

Yeah. Cute.

I'm sorry about that, by the way. With my back, I can't bend over and pick them

up no more.

Garrett, gross hair.

It's really, really gross.

If there's a need of a woman's touch, we'll give you that.

We're all in need of a woman's touch.

Oh, my God. You guys don't get out much, do you?

Oh, we do. We do. It's just... There's not very many... Ladies around?

Not really anymore.

We'll get the gazebo.

Yeah. There you go.

Gazebo. Oh.

It's our free time. Oh, okay.

Nice. Will you guys know while I'm... Oh, getting a bit closer.

Do you know... Okay, Grandpa.

Do you know while I'm here, right?

Someone about paper you need to sign.

Yeah, paper, yeah. I'm doing community service, so I'm... So I'm cleaning.

You took a shower today.

Yeah. I'm just checking. She just said she was cleaning. Okay, yeah.

Okay.

Yeah, okay.

You don't want a massage?

Yeah, okay.

Fine. Oh, my God. Grandpa will touch you today. Hey, did you get the right

medication or another kind of around? I don't know. It's usually a hit or miss.

Yeah, depends what they want to give you. I never like to play tricks on us.

darling, about this letter, do you need us to sign something?

Okay, you can stop touching me now.

Yeah.

I'm here doing community service.

Community service? What's that?

Did you get in trouble or something?

A little bit of travel community services where you do care in the

old, decrepit people like yourself.

Yeah, so I got into a small fender bender. Small? How small?

Tiny. We're bigger than that here.

Tiny, tiny, tiny.

It was me and just one other car. No one was hurt.

Nobody's tiny like that here, dear.

Okay, so I got into a fender bender and that's fine now.

Hit the elder.

England's best prime roast.

Lord Patterson.

Jesus Christ, you old idiot.

Oh, my God.

Okay. You guys okay?

Just arguing and that shit? No, don't mind him, honey. You were saying you

needed something from us. Is that right?

I mean, I don't really. Well, I guess, yeah, I guess I do need something from

you guys.

Paper? I mean, unless I'm here all day, I've got to get those papers by.

Goddamn Nazis.

Papers? What are your papers?

No, I've got papers.

Oh. I've got papers that I need to be... From the SS?

No. No, I've got papers that I need to be... Okay.

I've got papers that I need to be signed. You can leave my shoes alone if

want. Just making sure they're tied correctly. Oh, they're absolutely tied

correctly. Community service.

Yeah, community service. You know, I killed 50 men in the war.

Oh, my God. Yeah, but it was all friendly fire.

That's why they discharged. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. I can bring that up. Okay. You start it. So, back... the papers,

I have to have my papers signed so that I can get out of here enough with the

shoes and enjoy my nice Saturday.

That's why I'm here.

So what I'm hearing is that you need us to sign these papers.

I guess I do. I do need you to sign the papers. Yeah, I do.

Well, I think you need to serve as a community in here. I mean, I've been

cleaning, so I don't know what else you guys would want me to do.

Where does it smell clean?

Thanks.

I've cleaned all your shit up. Clean? How well have you been?

Does that look clean to you?

Well, you know, I've tried my best. What else could I do? You guys don't really

have much equipment here either for proper cleaning. Well, dear, you might

to do a little better than that.

So, this work is not adequate.

I'm thinking.

You could spend the next eight hours cleaning with a bunch of old guys.

Or maybe you could take a shortcut. Maybe we could help you out.

Sign those papers and get you out of here a little early. A shortcut?

Yeah.

Maybe do us a little favor and we could... Let her go?

Sign the papers? Say you've been here all day, maybe?

I mean, I guess.

Could it be a really short shortcut?

Like a really... We're not short around here.

Really quick one? Really far?

Well, it probably won't take eight hours.

I'm usually very quick. Yes, we are. I'm very, very quick. We're old.

Very old.

Yeah, I can tell.

I mean... Oh, you think about it. We'll be here.

Twelve hours, or you guys.

In fact, we're probably going to die here.

Well...

I don't know.

You are already old.

Well, I mean... True, yeah, we are old, but, I mean, we still

have needs. We still, you know, we still desire a young woman's touch.

We're not that old. We haven't forgotten about that one. Maybe he is.

I think it's my time.

Your time for what?

I'm going to lay down, maybe for good.

Rusty. Hey. Don't go.

Rusty. Please.

I think the big man's calling me. Oh, my God.

See what you did?

It wasn't me.

It wasn't your fault. It was nice to meet you. Oh, my God. Are you okay? You

should have upset him now.

Go make it up to him. You have a horrible head. This is a horrible place.

Now.

I called him to that.

I'm still alive? Oh my god, are you okay?

Yeah, I think so.

I came to see if you wouldn't mind, like, signing my papers for me.

Well, I can if maybe you grant an old man a last wish.

Well, only if you promise to sign the old, the old paperwork first.

Well, I could do that.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Okay, well...

If you can sign, then I guess we have a deal.

All right. I'll sign that after.

Okay.

Does everything still work?

Your guess is good as mine. I'll find out.

See how the old man's dick is working.

Do you like me sucking your cock? I do.

Oh. Oh. When I tell you that.

That's a lie.

Could you seem very eager? I am. I can tell you don't get pushed this much

around here.

Well, I don't have pretty girls like you come in very often.

Oh, on this.

Stir up the energy.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

Even for an hour and a half.

I had sex a long time.

Yeah.

It doesn't seem like it. You seem very experienced to know how to use your

Oh, my God.

When you lie down, then.

knowledge.

Thank you.

Hi, you dirty old man.

Hi. Yeah, did all you want is your own pussy?

I do.

Yeah, did you like the feel of my young pussy?

I do. Yeah, my tight young pussy?

God bless you.

Oh my god, you came everywhere.

I did.

It's been a long time.

Yeah.

I had a reserve.

Saved her.

I think it's my time.

That's right. You still need your papers signed, don't you? That's quite the

predicament you're in.

Hmm. We may be able to sign them for a cost.

Yeah.

What do you think? Have you ever gone skiing?

Um, I mean... Go ahead and stroke my cotton.

We'll see how the slopes are.

You're doing good. You can squeeze it a little harder.

There you go.

That? That's too hard. Just stroke it.

You're doing fine.

It's time for you to go to bed.

So I don't get them covered in stuff.

Oh.

Thank you, darling.

I think you might want to say something to him.

Oh, God.

Oh.

Do you want to sit down? Sure.

I'm a bit out of touch, would you ask me?

Oh, I haven't got pussy this tight since the 50s.

Oh.

Hmm.

You're a dirty girl.

Show us how dirty you are.

You

want to

put it back on?

I just got to get comfortable, mate.

It gives me problems sometimes.

Oh,

that's much better. Thank you, darling.

I need to fucking squeeze my cock.

Fuck.

Fucking time.

Mm -hmm.

Can't believe they kept you locked up in this nursing home. You've got such a

good cock.

yes yes yes yes yes yes

Thank you.

Take me, take me, take me, take me, take me.

Yes, yes.

Whoa.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh, he's such a fucking great guy.

Oh, my God. It's so good.

Yes,

yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, fuck it.

I'm a fucking naughty little girl.

Fuck you.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh,

fuck yeah. Oh,

fuck.

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

Oh,

God. Yeah, like rubbing your cock against my tight little pussy.

Thank you so much.

I can't look at him. I can't look.

Yeah, I'm going to come again. I'm going to fucking come again.

Fuck.

Yes,

yes, yes, yes, yes. Take my fucking pussy. Take my fucking pussy.

Fuck yeah.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah.

Well, my shift is over.

All right.

I'll see you tomorrow.