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What's up, motherfuckers? I'm Carl Toughlove, and joining me here today

Lana Sharapova.

As if they didn't already know.

And today, Lana is in search for a... Daddy. Yeah, I've been trying

to find one, and I think Carl's, like, the perfect fit for it.

What is a daddy to you, Lana?

Somebody that is like, I guess, like protects me and like, you know,

takes care of me.

And like whenever, yeah, I mean basically, you know, whenever you grow

that's like what you need.

I was driving through a little gas station about two weeks ago and I

came across the beautiful Lana Sharapova.

She was filling her car with gas and I thought, hmm.

I'd like to get closer to this broad.

So I went over and I spoke to her a little bit and it turned out I can

some of her needs.

Number one need being a daddy.

And a dick.

Oh, the daddy dick.

So Lana, I think I can help you out.

But we all know it ain't that fucking easy.

What do you mean?

Nothing in life.

Worth a shit is easy.

You got to work for everything.

So I created this little challenges.

Okay. Are you ready for slut challenge?

Yeah. Are you ready for slut challenge?

Let the challenges begin.

First challenge, the blow challenge.

So today Lana will be blowing bubbles.

She needs to make a continuous stream so I know that she will have the proper

lung capacity to suck a cock.

Can you do it, Lana?

What do you think? Can she do it?

Can she do it? Can you do it?

Bubble challenge.

It is now time for the cherry tomato catapult. What is that, you ask?

I just fucking thought of it myself.

What we're going to do is we're going to try to catapult cherry tomatoes at Lana

Sharapova's pussy at a high enough velocity through her years of kegeling

if she's got what it takes to squeeze the fuck out of a cock with that vag.

Can you do it, Lana?

Are you ready at home?

Let's get to it!

And we're back!

Welcome to my humble home.

It's not much, but it's got four wheels and four -wheel drive.

And that's all a man needs.

And some good slice of down -home apple pie pussy.

Did you bring that pie?

I don't mind

if I do. Do you mind?

I'm sorry.

I cannot wait to see this.

How about you motherfuckers at home? Do you want to see it?

Look at that.

I'm so impressed with this. bush my god

I've never seen such great hair before

what do you use to condition this whatever I put on my hair that

falls down there holy shit what do you think that's a hell of a bush isn't it

holy fuck

You're so cute.

That pussy is ready to be fucked.

Yeah? Tell me.

Put my pussy in your dick.

Is that what you need?

Yeah.

That's some daddy shit, huh?

I'll take care of you, little girl.

Okay. You're gonna be my little girl?

Mm -hmm.

Drive around in my van.

And I'll keep you fed.

Get you lollipops to suck on. Mm -hmm. Red lollipops. Mm -hmm.

Yeah.

Would you suck my cock as I drove all around in the van?

Mm -hmm.

Drove around different lollipop shops.

Mm -hmm.

Yes, yes.

Sorry, sorry, sorry

Tell them at home what you like sucking cock.

I love sucking cock.

What is it you love about it?

It just feels so good in my mouth.

I love to make it all sucky.

Yes, yes.

Oh, it's so fucking hot.

It's drool on that fucking cock.

Oh, yes, yes, yes.

That is so hot.

My God.

Your hands are so good.

You're gonna make me kill him.

Daddy's a little cocksucker.

Oh, I like it deep.

Oh, yes.

Yes, that's my girl.

Yes. Run your tongue all up and down it.

Swirl that fucking tongue. Holy shit.

Fucking A, you're good.

Can't get enough.

Holy fuck.

It looks like you've passed the deep throat challenge.

Let me sag in that pussy.

Tell me to take it.

Tell me to take that pussy.

Take this pussy.

Say it like you mean it. Take this pussy.

Tell these motherfuckers.

Take this pussy.

Yeah.

That puts me tight.

Show me those cables. You do.

That's it.

Bite down.

I love you.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck, yes.

Uh -huh.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Tell me what you got.

Make me come in three minutes.

Oh, fuck, it's good. Squeeze that pussy tight.

Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Yes. Yes.

You like it?

Yeah? You like it?

I know you like this music.

Yeah?

It feels so fucking good.

I love my pussy gripping.

Yeah.

Yes.

Can you get up on both feet and ride that cock?

I think it's time I bend you over to the bed and go to town.

What do you think?

Needs more dick. What's your pussy's name?

Um, I don't really have a name for it. What do you call her?

Is it a girl?

Yeah. What do you call her?

Uh, I don't really call her anything.

No?

That is so nice.

I'm gonna lube that thing all up.

Because I am a gentleman.

I'm like a PA.

He just rams it in there.

That's why the PA is.

Right? Yeah.

Don't be a PA. Tell these motherfuckers at home.

Don't be a PA.

Be done.

Mm -hmm.

Look at that pussy just eating

Yes.

You know the best way to win a slut challenge? What?

You let Daddy Carl come inside you. Okay. Come inside me, Daddy.

Are you cool with that? Yes.

Fucking A.

I want to fill these nice, thick hips.

Yes, yes

You are now officially Tough Love approved.