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Hi, Grandpa.
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Today, I want to do something really
special for both my grandpas.
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I thought a family fun day would be
perfect.
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I love them, but they are constantly
fighting for my love and attention.
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Not that I'm mad about that.
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I kind of like all the attention I get
from them.
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But lately, I've noticed them looking at
me differently.
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I can't blame them.
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I know they're both pretty lonely since
neither of my grandmas are around
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anymore.
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Today, I want them both to know I love
them equally, and I'll do whatever it
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takes for them to realize that.
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planning a little family fun day. You
know, you, me, that my dick.
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Maybe some friends?
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I'm quite split there, Alex.
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Do you need any help?
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And have you ruined the surprise?
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I don't think so.
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Hey.
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Ah, dick.
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What are you two scheming over here?
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I'm thinking making a little family fun
day party for us.
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Oh.
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Okay, well.
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community ideas.
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I've got some great ones.
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I mean, I am the fun grandpa.
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Unlike Grandpa Jack over there.
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He's getting a little up there.
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Well, if you think you can help, do you
want to look over the guest list with
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me? I was thinking maybe we would just
keep it kind of small.
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Friends and family only.
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Be more personal.
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Are you kidding me?
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Come on.
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It's a party, right?
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Go big, okay? You gotta go big.
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Make it a night to remember.
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Okay, well, both of these are good
ideas. I'll consider them both, but for
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I need some quiet business planning.
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Tell you what, why don't we go to
coffee?
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My favorite?
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Coffee?
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Really? Come on. You know what? Let's
get you a snack.
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Okay? Let's get you a snack.
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Okay? Okay.
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Why don't I get my own coffee and you
guys just sit tight and we'll see you
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later.
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Well, my granddaughter turned out to be
quite the young woman, isn't she?
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You know what I'm talking about.
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I mean, I'm one really big fella.
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Your son has told her that she's
adopted.
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Not that I know of his daughter.
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Look, if your son has not told her by
now that she's adopted, I'm sure that
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my daughter has.
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God, why are you asking me this? Come
on.
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Jack, come on. The way you look at her.
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Don't tell me you have a daughter.
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wrapped around her face like a fucking
compact machine.
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What? No!
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I mean,
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I have thought about faking a stroke
just to see if they'll pull my dick
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take a piss. Yeah, exactly. See? I mean,
not like, you know, years ago, but now
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it's a little different. You know, she's
all grown up now.
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Mm -hmm.
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I'm sensing a little competition here.
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Well, look.
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Now, do you?
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It's just like, I'm just going to
outclass you.
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Okay?
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So, yeah, this has a little bit of
competition. That's what I'm putting out
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there. All right. So what?
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First one to get her to go to first base
means buffet Sunday at the church.
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Okay. Early bird special? Yeah, maybe
Sunday's best.
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We'll see you there. Why don't you go
see what she's doing?
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It's the easiest, freest thing I've ever
made.
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Here's some more stuff for you. Oh,
thank you.
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Yeah, can I give you a hand with
anything?
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Sure, will you help me with these
pillows? Oh, thank God.
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Oh, no.
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Let's get this one right. That one goes
back there, sweetheart. Way back there.
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Oh, way back.
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I think it's right there. It's good.
Yeah.
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Well, come here. We're not actually
sick. Grab a seat. Grab a seat.
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Oh, you're working so hard.
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I think we're going to have fun, though.
Yeah, you know. You're exhausted.
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You're tired.
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You want to... Let me rub those feet of
yours again.
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Oh.
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You know?
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Oh, that feels nice. Thank you. Yeah,
you like that? I like Grandpa.
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I'll help you out here.
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You're so good to me. You work so hard,
darling.
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I think it's going to be a good party.
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Yeah, I think it's straightened up to
look pretty decent so far.
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Yeah, I think we're going to have a good
time.
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How does that feel?
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It feels really nice.
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Does it feel nice?
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Yeah.
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Oh, what's going on here?
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Oh. Hi, President.
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Dick, well, what do you think?
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Elegant? Sophisticated?
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We're ready for a party, aren't we?
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Horseshit.
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Don't you let our girl do her thing,
okay?
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You old fucking vulture.
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You don't know what the hell you're
talking about.
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Oh, that's so nice.
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You haven't been the same since your
stroke last summer. You know, I'm
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you remember I had a stroke last summer.
What, is that another dementia joke?
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Oh, my God, enough!
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Yeah, well, you know what? I'll tell
you. How's your knees doing? Are you
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to walk up all the way up to the top of
the stairs in the big boy plane? Fine,
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I'm going to my operation. Okay, enough,
enough.
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together sometime oh yeah come on why
don't you just both oh help me we can we
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can work together oh god that's so good
oh anything you say whatever you
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want thank you anything oh that's so
good okay i'm gonna go grab the lemonade
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and uh yeah okay yeah yeah you guys just
work together help me out here
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The hell was that?
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What? Are you just going to come barging
in every time I'm trying to get
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somewhere? Uh, yeah.
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I mean, if that's the way it's going to
be. That is the way it's going to be.
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That's cheating.
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That's not cheating. That's good
sportsmanship.
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That's not good sportsmanship in the
least.
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Well, you know what? My name is Dick.
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Okay, so get used to it.
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you
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Want to ask me what
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Hi, Grandpa. Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey.
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Sorry I'm running late, but I'll be out
in a second. Do you want to come in?
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Absolutely. You good?
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Yeah. Okay.
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Hey, look.
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Why don't we sit down? Okay.
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So, I just wanted to kind of bring
something up that's been on my mind.
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Yeah?
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So, you notice that, like, you know,
your Grandpa Jack's been...
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Kind of being a little different lately.
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I mean, have you noticed that? I mean,
it seems like he's kind of hovering
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around you, kind of getting a little
weird.
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I mean, when you were little, I mean, we
bounced you on our knees and
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everything. But, I mean, come on. He's,
like, giving you a foot rub now?
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I have kind of noticed that he's been
looking at me a little bit differently.
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When I walk by, he kind of does this,
like, cross -hunch thing.
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I don't know if he has, like, a stomach
ache going on.
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Well, I mean, honestly, it's like you
and I, like, we have a little bit of a
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different relationship. I mean, ever
since the car accident.
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Yeah, I mean, your dentures fell in my
mouth. Well, I mean, you've saved my
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life. You gave me CPR.
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You gave me mouth -to -mouth. I mean, it
was kind of weird that, like, you know,
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I woke up coming back from the light.
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there's your lips on my mouth. It was a
little weird.
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Yeah. By the way, you should probably
clean your dentures a little bit more. I
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sometimes forget to take them out at
night. I'm sorry.
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You weren't expecting to die. But I
mean, you know, it's, you know, we have
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a little, I just wanted to make sure
that like, you know, Grandpa Jack isn't
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getting a little too, making you feel a
little, you know.
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Uncomfortable. It's getting a little
Freudian.
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What the hell is going on in here?
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I can see what you're doing. You're
trying to turn me against one. What are
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talking about?
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It's just Claire's day. I was walking
down the hallway. What are you talking
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about? Oh, come on, Jack. Where are you
talking? Get the hell out of here. You
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accuse me of all kinds of things. I'm
not accusing you of nothing that you're
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not doing.
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You're trying to fill all this head up
with all kinds of crazy ideas like I'm
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trying to be inappropriate.
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Oh, come on.
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You are being inappropriate.
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You're over here. One of my fingers were
here.
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What the hell? What do I have to do to
get you guys to get along?
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Come on. You're like animal.
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Moana.
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I suppose there's something we ought to
tell you.
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Okay. What?
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Sure. Yeah. I mean.
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What?
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Dick and I kind of had a little friendly
wager, a little bet.
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You both have gambling addictions. We
don't need to be doing this. What was it
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about? No, no, no, no. It has nothing to
do with the 401k that I lost, okay? It
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has nothing to do with that. You gambled
away.
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Yeah.
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Okay,
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what was it about?
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Damn Native Americans.
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But anyway.
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What was it about?
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Well, kind of.
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You know what? Why don't you sit down?
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want to sit down. I want to know what
the hell you guys made a bet about.
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Kate. Sit.
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Alright,
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spit it out.
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Dick and I had a little wager, a little
friendly bet amongst each other. You
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know, it's been quite a while since
we've been in the company of a woman.
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We've been a little lonely.
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So we made a bet that... A couple years
for me.
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We were fighting for your attention,
essentially.
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Seeing which one of us could... I don't
know how to put this. Oh, my God, you
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guys had a bet on fucking me? No, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no. We just made a
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that we would, you know, make this a
first base. I mean, you can't do this.
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It's in its age, honey, and, you know,
it's been so long. You know, like, like,
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your grandmother's been gone from, like,
I've been so alone for such a long
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time. It's a stupid bunch of couple of
old perverts, you know?
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Harmless sweetheart? Sorry.
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Oh, you pieces of shit.
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Oh, I... Okay, no, okay. You know what?
Fine.
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What?
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We have 45 minutes until the guests
come, and I really need to fucking come.
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What? So, I'm going to give you guys a
little Grandpa's Day present, and you
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guys and me can come. And we're going to
fuck, okay?
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Come on.
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Okay.
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Come on, Dick. Come on. Come here.
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But I got to say, I got better dentures
now.
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Oh, God.
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I suppose I haven't been cheating
either.
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Well, I mean, I am a widower.
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Come on. I need to come now.
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Well, you know what? I've already had
those lips. I want those lips. Mm -hmm.
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Why don't you let me get your weight,
baby?
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Yeah.
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Oh my God.
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Oh my God.
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Oh my
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God.
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Oh.
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Oh. Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh. Oh.
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Oh, fuck.
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There you go.
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That's it.
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One, two, three.
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One, two. You got it.
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Come on. You can keep sucking this.
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This is so better than Grandma's gummy
blowjobs.
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Fuck, this is so good.
244
00:19:11,460 --> 00:19:15,100
Oh, yes.
245
00:19:16,220 --> 00:19:17,220
Fuck,
246
00:19:20,540 --> 00:19:23,080
yes. Yes, yes.
247
00:19:24,540 --> 00:19:25,540
Fuck.
248
00:19:36,389 --> 00:19:38,370
Oh, my God.
249
00:19:38,670 --> 00:19:42,310
Oh, my God.
250
00:19:59,210 --> 00:20:00,210
Oh, wait.
251
00:20:00,970 --> 00:20:02,750
Oh, there you go.
252
00:20:03,670 --> 00:20:04,670
Oh,
253
00:20:08,190 --> 00:20:09,049
yeah.
254
00:20:09,050 --> 00:20:10,050
Oh,
255
00:20:11,990 --> 00:20:18,550
jeez. Oh, yeah.
256
00:20:18,910 --> 00:20:20,850
Oh, fuck.
257
00:20:21,610 --> 00:20:24,070
Oh. Oh.
258
00:20:24,310 --> 00:20:25,310
Oh.
259
00:20:36,140 --> 00:20:40,060
Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh, that's
a fucking good.
260
00:20:57,800 --> 00:21:00,440
Oh, my
261
00:21:00,440 --> 00:21:06,040
God.
262
00:21:36,570 --> 00:21:40,770
Oh, my God.
263
00:21:45,250 --> 00:21:47,210
He's fucking perfect.
264
00:21:55,020 --> 00:21:58,380
Have a heart attack, right? No, no, no,
no, no. Just making sure I'm in the
265
00:21:58,380 --> 00:21:59,980
will. You got the golf cart?
266
00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:01,240
Oh, yeah, no, don't worry.
267
00:22:02,780 --> 00:22:04,120
You're in the will.
268
00:22:09,360 --> 00:22:10,360
Oh,
269
00:22:11,660 --> 00:22:18,640
God.
270
00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:22,440
Smack.
271
00:22:22,580 --> 00:22:23,580
Yeah? There you go.
272
00:22:23,770 --> 00:22:26,630
Good. Do it again. Do it again. Do it
again. Do it again.
273
00:22:26,850 --> 00:22:27,890
Yeah? That's it.
274
00:22:28,130 --> 00:22:28,989
That's it.
275
00:22:28,990 --> 00:22:29,849
That's it.
276
00:22:29,850 --> 00:22:32,750
How bad do you want to be in the world,
huh? How bad do you want me to be in my
277
00:22:32,750 --> 00:22:36,090
world? I want that stupid fucking golf
cart. Yeah, you do. Yeah.
278
00:22:36,770 --> 00:22:39,730
You want my house in the keys, too, huh?
Yeah, I do. Yeah?
279
00:22:40,570 --> 00:22:41,710
I'm going to turn around here.
280
00:22:42,010 --> 00:22:44,910
I'm going to get some of that pussy in
my mouth. I might actually do it to you.
281
00:22:45,310 --> 00:22:46,310
Mm -hmm.
282
00:22:56,590 --> 00:22:58,590
I forget how experienced you guys are.
283
00:22:59,150 --> 00:23:00,510
Oh, my God.
284
00:23:02,110 --> 00:23:03,990
Oh, my God. Oh,
285
00:23:06,170 --> 00:23:08,050
my God.
286
00:23:11,030 --> 00:23:13,070
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
287
00:23:13,690 --> 00:23:14,690
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
288
00:23:14,990 --> 00:23:16,270
Oh, my God.
289
00:23:16,650 --> 00:23:17,650
Oh, my God.
290
00:23:18,490 --> 00:23:20,670
Oh, my God.
291
00:23:26,510 --> 00:23:27,510
You tell me when.
292
00:23:29,010 --> 00:23:30,010
Right now?
293
00:23:31,210 --> 00:23:32,210
Yeah.
294
00:23:32,590 --> 00:23:33,790
Grandpa, I'm coming.
295
00:23:34,410 --> 00:23:36,330
Grandpa, I'm fucking coming.
296
00:24:01,189 --> 00:24:04,490
Oh, my God.
297
00:24:06,670 --> 00:24:13,350
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my
298
00:24:13,350 --> 00:24:16,790
God. Oh, my God.
299
00:24:17,110 --> 00:24:18,570
Oh, my God.
300
00:24:28,679 --> 00:24:30,360
Wow, you can't see for shit.
301
00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:32,240
Oh, yeah.
302
00:24:33,660 --> 00:24:34,660
Oh, that's it.
303
00:24:36,100 --> 00:24:39,460
Oh, my God, yes.
304
00:24:41,140 --> 00:24:43,860
Did my tights remind you of those
hookers from the 70s?
305
00:24:44,180 --> 00:24:46,400
Kind of what I was going for. It reminds
me of war.
306
00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:50,600
I don't know who you went to the war
with.
307
00:25:12,360 --> 00:25:14,460
You fucking found it.
308
00:25:20,660 --> 00:25:21,660
Switch.
309
00:25:22,330 --> 00:25:23,330
Come.
310
00:25:23,650 --> 00:25:27,690
Come here.
311
00:26:10,309 --> 00:26:13,650
Oh, your balls are huge. I'm going to
have to go to your doctor.
312
00:26:28,560 --> 00:26:29,680
You two will get these checks.
313
00:26:37,900 --> 00:26:40,620
Oh, my
314
00:26:40,620 --> 00:26:47,820
God.
315
00:26:48,580 --> 00:26:53,080
Are you going to come with Grandpa Jack,
or are you just going to come with
316
00:26:53,080 --> 00:26:54,080
Grandpa Jack?
317
00:27:02,640 --> 00:27:07,260
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
318
00:27:08,860 --> 00:27:10,060
Oh, we're going to go.
319
00:27:33,810 --> 00:27:34,810
Yeah.
320
00:27:36,630 --> 00:27:37,630
Squat.
321
00:27:39,250 --> 00:27:44,190
Break a hip, honey.
322
00:27:44,470 --> 00:27:45,470
Come on.
323
00:28:07,180 --> 00:28:08,180
Oh, yeah.
324
00:29:03,879 --> 00:29:06,580
Oh shit.
325
00:29:22,970 --> 00:29:25,530
Get in there for yourself, because I
want her for a minute.
326
00:30:32,190 --> 00:30:34,610
Whatever you do, do not tell my dog.
327
00:30:35,450 --> 00:30:38,330
But you can tell my son -in -law.
328
00:30:48,100 --> 00:30:49,100
Switch. No,
329
00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:51,540
I want you both right here.
330
00:30:51,820 --> 00:30:52,940
Right now.
331
00:31:20,120 --> 00:31:23,120
Oh. Oh.
332
00:31:24,180 --> 00:31:26,660
Oh. Oh.
333
00:32:04,300 --> 00:32:05,900
Eat that thing like it owes you money,
honey.
334
00:32:34,560 --> 00:32:37,740
Maybe we're going to call everybody and
fucking just fucking cancel this fucking
335
00:32:37,740 --> 00:32:39,500
call. Yeah, I'll have to fucking call
you.
336
00:32:39,720 --> 00:32:43,560
Put your fucking knees back up. I'm
talking from behind now. Yeah. Yeah,
337
00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:44,560
it.
338
00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:45,600
That's it.
339
00:32:45,720 --> 00:32:47,280
Back that ass up. Yeah.
340
00:32:47,560 --> 00:32:48,720
Back that ass up right to me.
341
00:32:49,140 --> 00:32:50,300
Right to me, right to me.
342
00:32:50,960 --> 00:32:51,960
Yeah, there we go.
343
00:32:54,800 --> 00:32:58,160
Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
344
00:33:44,200 --> 00:33:45,220
Oh, fuck. Oh,
345
00:33:47,520 --> 00:33:53,340
fuck. Yes, yes, yes, yes.
346
00:34:02,020 --> 00:34:03,020
Sparks.
347
00:34:23,020 --> 00:34:24,179
You fucking tighten up on me.
348
00:34:24,540 --> 00:34:29,219
Oh, my God, you little fucking slut. Oh,
I knew you were this fucking good.
349
00:34:29,780 --> 00:34:30,780
Oh, man.
350
00:34:30,820 --> 00:34:32,679
All those years, I fucking knew.
351
00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:34,280
Huh? Huh,
352
00:34:35,239 --> 00:34:36,239
Grandpa Jack, huh?
353
00:34:36,520 --> 00:34:39,260
You knew all those years. You were gonna
be this fucking good.
354
00:34:44,239 --> 00:34:45,239
Whoa.
355
00:35:02,430 --> 00:35:03,750
Oh,
356
00:35:04,650 --> 00:35:05,650
fuck.
357
00:35:33,980 --> 00:35:38,420
I told you.
358
00:35:38,660 --> 00:35:40,580
I told you I'd outshine you.
359
00:35:43,120 --> 00:35:45,960
Fuck you.
360
00:36:02,090 --> 00:36:03,810
My turn. Come here, sweetheart.
361
00:36:08,450 --> 00:36:10,750
This way?
362
00:36:11,050 --> 00:36:12,190
You know what? Let me see.
363
00:36:13,610 --> 00:36:16,290
There we go.
364
00:36:17,210 --> 00:36:18,210
That's it.
365
00:36:18,650 --> 00:36:19,650
There we go.
366
00:36:22,630 --> 00:36:23,630
Oh, it's him.
367
00:36:24,810 --> 00:36:25,810
Oh,
368
00:36:27,050 --> 00:36:28,050
your hips hurt.
369
00:36:28,750 --> 00:36:29,810
Get your hip up.
370
00:36:35,740 --> 00:36:42,680
Oh, thank you.
371
00:36:42,760 --> 00:36:44,900
I got shit hips and shit knees over
here.
372
00:36:46,100 --> 00:36:47,440
Nobody's going on a hike with me.
373
00:37:10,940 --> 00:37:12,140
Yes.
374
00:37:15,020 --> 00:37:18,540
Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
375
00:37:43,079 --> 00:37:47,940
Oh, my God, yes. Fuck, don't stop. Don't
stop. I'm going to cum.
376
00:37:49,620 --> 00:37:51,120
That's it. That's it. Make her fucking
cum.
377
00:37:52,200 --> 00:37:53,840
Come on, Jack. Fucking do it.
378
00:37:56,440 --> 00:37:57,440
Fuck,
379
00:37:58,220 --> 00:38:00,900
yes. Fuck, oh, my God. I'm fucking going
to cum.
380
00:38:15,100 --> 00:38:17,900
Oh, my
381
00:38:17,900 --> 00:38:34,440
God.
382
00:38:42,230 --> 00:38:44,850
Yeah, you want to see my ass too?
383
00:38:45,330 --> 00:38:47,130
I just want to see the part of your ass.
384
00:38:47,850 --> 00:38:49,910
There we go.
385
00:38:50,890 --> 00:38:52,590
One leg under, one leg under.
386
00:38:53,450 --> 00:38:55,030
No, no, no, one leg under. There you go.
387
00:38:55,530 --> 00:38:59,410
What are you teaching me? Oh, I'm
teaching you something really. Oh, you
388
00:38:59,410 --> 00:39:00,410
little jerk.
389
00:39:00,430 --> 00:39:02,610
Grandpa Jack, just sit down. Just sit
down, bro.
390
00:39:03,110 --> 00:39:04,110
Oh, sit down.
391
00:39:04,410 --> 00:39:05,410
There we go.
392
00:39:10,150 --> 00:39:11,990
You guys did this in the war too?
393
00:39:13,070 --> 00:39:15,410
Yeah, but there weren't very many girls
around.
394
00:39:42,520 --> 00:39:43,920
Oh,
395
00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:48,080
yes.
396
00:40:05,440 --> 00:40:07,720
Fuck, yeah, that's it. Just use me, you
little fucking pervert.
397
00:40:24,380 --> 00:40:26,320
You don't want to keep going?
398
00:40:31,840 --> 00:40:34,820
The last time you got a girl's panties.
399
00:40:35,340 --> 00:40:36,238
Three years?
400
00:40:36,240 --> 00:40:37,340
They didn't look like that.
401
00:40:38,620 --> 00:40:39,700
Was it 93?
402
00:40:41,140 --> 00:40:42,700
No, that was in the 20s.
403
00:40:44,680 --> 00:40:46,820
That was back in the 1900s.
404
00:40:47,400 --> 00:40:52,460
Come on, eat my birthday.
405
00:41:02,480 --> 00:41:03,480
I want to come again.
406
00:41:05,130 --> 00:41:06,430
Right here. Let's lay down.
407
00:41:08,470 --> 00:41:09,690
This is large.
408
00:41:11,010 --> 00:41:14,110
Here we go. Why don't you hold your head
up?
409
00:41:14,610 --> 00:41:15,610
Hold your side.
410
00:41:16,330 --> 00:41:19,330
No, no. You know what? You know what?
Give me. Hold my neck.
411
00:41:20,030 --> 00:41:21,830
Hold my neck. Here we go.
412
00:41:23,290 --> 00:41:24,290
Yeah.
413
00:41:24,990 --> 00:41:26,810
Here. Let me grab it for you.
414
00:41:27,030 --> 00:41:28,030
Yeah.
415
00:41:28,950 --> 00:41:29,950
Yeah.
416
00:41:40,940 --> 00:41:42,500
Did you take out your dentures for that?
417
00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:49,640
Fuck,
418
00:41:57,500 --> 00:41:59,820
I'm gonna cum.
419
00:42:03,340 --> 00:42:04,340
Yes, you can.
420
00:42:14,350 --> 00:42:15,350
Here we go.
421
00:42:54,669 --> 00:42:57,470
Thank you.
422
00:43:26,720 --> 00:43:28,220
There you go, just like that.
423
00:44:54,910 --> 00:44:55,910
I'll get in close.
424
00:45:25,379 --> 00:45:27,900
Come on, Shortcake, as fast as you can
go. Come on, here you go.
425
00:45:37,320 --> 00:45:38,320
Keep going, keep going, keep going.
426
00:45:39,720 --> 00:45:40,720
Oh, yeah.
427
00:45:41,340 --> 00:45:43,800
Oh, fuck.
428
00:45:51,880 --> 00:45:53,500
That's it. That's it. All the way down,
all the way down.
429
00:45:53,980 --> 00:45:54,980
Here you go, here you go.
430
00:45:55,920 --> 00:45:57,900
Oh, keep going, keep going. Cheer us
like that.
431
00:45:58,540 --> 00:45:59,540
Oh, yeah.
432
00:46:00,020 --> 00:46:01,180
Loosen up, loosen up, loosen up.
433
00:46:01,660 --> 00:46:02,660
Oh.
434
00:46:03,180 --> 00:46:04,180
Oh.
435
00:46:22,630 --> 00:46:23,630
Oh, yeah.
436
00:46:24,010 --> 00:46:25,550
Oh, fuck, yeah.
437
00:46:26,230 --> 00:46:27,610
Oh, fuck,
438
00:46:29,430 --> 00:46:30,430
yeah.
439
00:46:30,790 --> 00:46:31,930
Oh, yeah.
440
00:46:32,270 --> 00:46:33,270
Oh,
441
00:46:35,670 --> 00:46:39,330
fuck, yeah.
442
00:46:43,240 --> 00:46:45,680
Oh, fuck.
443
00:47:42,570 --> 00:47:43,570
Oh my god, yeah.
444
00:47:44,270 --> 00:47:50,150
Oh my
445
00:47:50,150 --> 00:47:56,710
god, yeah.
446
00:47:57,370 --> 00:48:01,450
Oh yeah.
447
00:48:01,950 --> 00:48:03,050
Yeah, that's it.
448
00:48:26,480 --> 00:48:32,440
thought your guys' dicks were just going
to cough up dust, but... That was a
449
00:48:32,440 --> 00:48:33,600
really good family fun time.
450
00:48:34,920 --> 00:48:36,500
I love bonding with you.
451
00:48:37,180 --> 00:48:38,240
Oh, sweetheart.
452
00:48:38,520 --> 00:48:40,040
Can you get me the heating pad, honey?
453
00:48:40,780 --> 00:48:43,400
Yeah, you guys think you can finally
fucking get along now?
454
00:48:44,220 --> 00:48:46,160
Can you get me the heating pad?
455
00:48:46,400 --> 00:48:47,620
Yeah, I think it's hit the wall again.
456
00:48:48,740 --> 00:48:51,960
But, you know, hey, pumpkin.
457
00:48:55,120 --> 00:48:56,120
Granddad's Day.
458
00:48:56,140 --> 00:48:58,920
ever. Best granddad's day ever. Thank
you so much.
459
00:49:00,940 --> 00:49:02,880
Careful. It's your trophy.
460
00:49:07,160 --> 00:49:09,120
You fucking pervert.
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