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Hi, Grandpa.

Grandpa, it's me.

Find a mask.

I brought you supplies, cleaning mask, your favorite soup, and other cleaning

supplies like hand sanitizer.

Oh, you're the best. Put your mask on first, please.

You've been outside.

Put your mask on.

Okay. Have you been six feet of someone without a mask on recently?

Myself. Okay.

Beyond six feet without a mask on. Of course.

I don't know, Grandpa.

Okay. I just, the questions I have to keep you answered. Oh, put it on.

It makes you feel better.

Okay. Make sure it's nice and snug there. Okay.

Great, great. Hold on one second.

I'm going to grab something here real fast.

Okay.

Okay. Okay.

I can do this.

All right.

You okay?

Yeah, yeah. I'm fine. Just, this needs to be sanitary. Could you hand me the

sanitary spray there?

Thank you.

Yeah, just hand it.

Give it to me. Great. Thank you very much.

It's fine.

Yeah, no, it's fine. We're fine. We're fine. We're all good. We're all good.

Come on inside.

Yes, of course you can.

Come on in. Go ahead and shut that door behind you there.

Yeah, that's great.

Okay.

Fantastic. Did you spray me? No. No. I sprayed myself.

I sprayed some of these guys on you.

But please, bring it to...

Bring the stuff over here.

Thank you. Do you need a hug?

Yeah, well, I will give you some hugs in just a minute, I'm sure.

Oh, fantastic.

How do you do it? Great. Here, take this.

Hold on to it. Ah, excellent.

What are you doing?

Okay, so what's in the back?

That's fine, Derek. We'll just take your precautions.

Oh my god, did you cough?

How long have you had that cough?

Don't come in here with that kind of flu. Do you have the kind of flu?

because they're not spending time learning social distancing

or preventative you know Spray stuff, y 'all take that back.

Oh, great, thanks very much.

Now we're all dirty. Well, yeah, they're dirty now. Now we're dirty. Just go

take the stuff.

Take a look at you. You look fantastic.

Right. Do I even get a hug from my grandpa?

Yeah, sure.

Absolutely. Right after you take a shower.

What?

Did you spray me? No. No, I didn't.

Maybe I would love to give you a hug.

And I know you're staying here all day with me.

Please, just take a shower. I have a vaccination.

And I'm sure that it's not on you.

And that you're just carrying it.

Or, you know, on your body.

I haven't seen you forever. I know, but I won't give you that hug. Just take a

shower, baby. Let me take care of this stuff.

Go on ahead. It's right there.

I'll lay the towel and stuff out for you.

I thought you would be six feet away from me. I will be. It's just that you

should go that way. I'm trying to move you forward.

One, two.

You're a horsey. Okay, okay.

All right, you're beautiful. Please, just take that shower. We'll sit down.

We'll have some delicious soup.

All right, I'll bring up Sam's hand sanitizer.

Okay.

All right. All right, baby. Thank you.

Why aren't you taking a shower?

Um, because you don't like your water wasted.

I know, I know, but I told you to take a shower, which means it's okay to use

the water to waste things, not to waste things. Are you just in here just

bathing, I think?

Yeah, your whole water deal. Why are you in here?

It's okay, it's okay. I mean, you weren't even doing this right. I mean,

start from the top and you work your way down.

Are we going to do it here? What do you mean? That's fine. You know what? Let's

just do this so we can get on with our day.

Here, just put these things down real fast.

Turn around.

Turn around. Turn around. Just kind of put your hands right here for me. Right

there. Put your other hand right there. This is weird.

What are you doing? No, that's not weird. If we just make this really

if we just go really fast, right, and just wipe down.

This is unnecessary.

It's the germs. I mean, this is how germs travel.

I've done research.

I mean, I've been on my computer like twice, three times a day. Okay, but if

just got the vaccination, maybe I wouldn't have to go through all of this.

get the shot.

Well, okay, this shot.

And then they're already saying you've got to have another shot. And then what?

I've got to have another shot after that? I mean, how many shots?

When's enough's enough?

I mean, how many shots is enough?

You don't want to live longer?

Well, yeah, I want to live forever.

Doesn't everybody want to live forever?

But later, I mean, maybe you might want to live forever and stuff.

All right, baby, turn around. Yeah,

just put your hand there.

Good, it makes it nice and easy.

Please, you know, I've seen all of this before. I've been around for a while,

you know.

What are you doing?

This is so unnecessary.

You weren't so worried about the water.

I'm already clean when I got here.

Can you hurry up?

Yeah, true, it's been tough. I mean, it's pretty lonely. Even Mark has been

stuck in the house for a year.

In fact, there's already a secondary outbreak or a third outbreak or

Oh,

my gosh. See, I've already forgotten stuff because you put your hands down.

We don't need to do this.

What? You should just get a higher water bill or something.

Grandpa,

this is not needed. Really?

Getting in there, Grandpa.

I feel like I'm all

clean.

I took a shower.

Grub, before I came here... Really touching.

What's next?

Are you gonna spray me with other chemicals?

Get the vaccinations now.

I don't know what I'm doing anymore.

It's so confusing.

Why? What would be my motivation to get a shot right now?

You could be alive for the rest of us. The whole family.

And do what?

Make us happy by being alive.

And?

Maybe do stuff you haven't done before.

Only if you get the vaccination for the family.

what the deal was supposed to be?

So, if you pinky promise me to get the vaccination,

maybe we can do some fun things.

Fun things like what?

Well, I saw you touching me with the cleaning wipes, and I think I know

fun. So, pinky swear, and then you and I can have more fun.

Yeah, we can have more fun.

If I pinky swear to go get the vaccine.

You have to promise me on everything you're going to get the vaccination.

You can't break the pinky promise. That's not fair.

That's true. I've never broken a pinky promise, ever.

So how do we start this? Just with a pinky swear?

Mm -hmm.

And so you have to say the words, I promise to get the vaccination.

I promise to get the vaccination.

Okay.

As long as you get it.

How weird.

You're my grandpa.

Yes, but no.

I am your step -grandpa. You're positive?

Yeah, I'm pretty sure I was there when we adopted your mother.

My mother's adopted?

Wow. She didn't tell you?

She didn't tell you this whole time? She didn't tell me a lot of things. You

were just kissing me? And you didn't tell me that you liked me, so...

I've waited so long for you

Oh my God. Oh my God.

Oh, my God. You guys feel so good.

I love your little hands. They're big fucking good.

I feel so fucking good. Oh my God.

Fuck you're fucking good.

Fuck you. I feel so good.

Oh, don't stop.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Ah.

Don't you wanna put it in me?

oh my god

subject.

Oh my god.

I don't know.

You little pussy, I have to wipe off my big cock.

That's making me mad.

I'll grab this big boss up against your pussy.

Oh, you fucking dirty people.

This is the truck.

How many?

How do you fuck ya?

Oh, yeah.

Strap his big cracker.

Okay, Grandpa, you promised you would get the vaccine.

Are you still gonna do it?

Good.

Hi,

Grandpa.