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Sweetie? Hey, I'm going to order a pizza. Should be in like 45 minutes. Do

want something?

Ooh, that sounds yummy.

Um, anything's fine. Just no mushrooms.

Gia, you're 18 years old.

You should be eating your vegetables by now.

Well, I am your stepdaughter, so I guess it makes sense why I didn't inherit

your love of veggies.

Look, whatever. I'll come get you when the pizza's here.

Okay. Alright.

Well, I do have a little bit of time before dad comes back and checks on me.

I think he said 45 minutes, so time to have some fun.

My favorite toy.

Are you okay? Holy mother of God!

Oh my God, no! Oh, I'm so sorry. Someone comes with a knocking knock, prepared

for what is coming, how's that for you?

Yeah, uh... What's the matter? You sound like you're in distress.

Oh, nothing, Dad. I'm so sorry. Let me just... Oh!

What? It's stuck.

It's stuck? What?

Can you help me, maybe?

Oh, God.

Honey. It's stuck.

Honey, I accept that. This is way outside my comfort zone. Oh.

Oh, I just, I don't want to hurt you or anything. Like, shit. I can't get it.

I'll just call the doctor. Just keep trying.

How are you feeling?

Really anxious. I just, I want it out.

Does it hurt?

A little bit.

Sorry.

Don't worry, the doctor will make it all better.

Hello, Gia.

I am Dr. Diddler.

I'll be helping out today, hopefully.

You are 18, correct?

I am, doctor. All right, cool. And I'm assuming you're the father?

I'm the father.

The father. Okay, sorry.

You know, he doesn't have to be in the room if you don't want him here. You are

18. Yeah, I can wait outside if you want. No, no, no. I feel much better

you here.

Whenever you need me.

Totally cool. All right, so why don't you tell me what is going on?

Well, doctor, I was masturbating in my bedroom when my dad

walked in on me and, well, now it's done.

Yeah.

That happens way more often than you think, especially on Mondays. Oh.

So, I mean, it's not a cell phone. Those things are real, and they have to get

out. So when you get calls, it just keeps getting deeper and deeper in

Oh, my God.

Yeah. Gnarly.

But this should be relatively easy.

You've already tried pulling it out.

I have a cell phone. Okay.

Did you try and help that stepdad? Sorry.

No, I was a little too... No, no worries. I just wanted to see and kind

sure.

Now, are you in any pain?

Lightly. Lightly, kind of just to ward off the pain.

Yeah, maybe you've been in there for how long now?

It's not going to be the best, but we'll get that for you. It'll be a little

easier. Okay.

Right.

You know what? We're going to need to take the panties off. It's just going to

make it a lot easier to access.

Yeah, that helps.

Sure. Yeah, this way I'm not pulling on anything that doesn't need to be.

Thank you.

There you go. Okay.

Very cute.

So, let me see. You can see there's still a good amount of

lube. Wow, Jesus, that is not budging at all.

Daddy? Yes, sir? Can you come hold my hand while you're damaged me?

Of course.

You would think that I could just pull it, especially from this angle, but it

just...

He's got a tighter grip than a pit bull. Wow.

Pardon me.

Jack!

Jack! Ow!

Let it go!

What the fuck? It's like a demon bought a thing. Just let it go.

Jesus compels you. Release!

Release!

Dad, come try and help me.

Yeah, Daddy, go help him. We can do this. How?

Pull me, pull both of us.

Yeah, actually, try pulling her first.

Fuck.

God.

Jesus. Fuck.

China is like demons.

Fuck. Let the fuck go.

Fuck.

Jeez.

Okay, try pulling me now.

Let's do this. Yeah, go.

Come on, Daddy. We're in there. One, two.

Oh, my God. Are you okay?

Are you still in there?

I thought I was in your mouth.

No.

Oh, wow. You have got some magical grip.

I didn't even see.

Must be.

Okay. All right.

So, I think clearly what we have here is...

You're just, you're very anxious, and I'm sure that didn't help any. I

apologize.

So we just need to relax you a little bit and kind of get you out.

I mean, this happens all the time. Okay. And there's nothing wrong. I mean, you

should see it.

I've had couples come in where the guy was stuck in there.

Oh. That's a way awkward pull apart.

Oh. He screams way more than she does. Oh.

It's hilarious.

But we just need to try and get you relaxed a little bit.

I think that'll help a little bit. All right.

So I'm going to kind of massage a little here.

Relax a little more so the doctor

can pull the toy over. No, that actually should work very much. Yeah, that's a

good plan.

That's wise thinking.

Wow. Look.

You are better.

Very beautiful.

It is starting to wiggle a little. Oh, okay.

Okay, keep going. All right, I'm going to keep rubbing.

Very little.

It's calming a little more.

Good job, sweetie.

Tell you what, Dad, how about you try this end?

Okay.

I'm going to come over. Okay.

Whatever you need, dog.

We're just going to try.

We go in here.

He looks like he's sleeping.

Yeah, no, he definitely looks like that.

That's good. I think we're going to have lift off here pretty soon.

Look at my dog. All right. And I think in three, two, one.

I don't see any lumps or anything, so that's good. No blood.

Cool.

It's out.

Yeah, it's out.

That was a lot smaller than I was expecting.

Really? You have amazing control down there.

You are very gifted.

You probably want this back. Now I'm going to be waving it at you.

Well, I mean, now that it's out, why don't you both...

Help me finish what I started, you know? Help me back up.

That would definitely help me relax a little bit more. Well, that's obviously

the right thing. Yeah. It helps you relax. It totally makes sense. Right.

I'm sure that's what he does. You feel it, right? Yeah. You really got good

grip.

Just like that, Daddy.

Oh, my God.

Oh, you sounded amazing.

Already feeling more relaxed.

You're doing great, sweetie. Yeah? Yeah.

We don't want to distract you.

I'll come to the side. Yeah, perfect.

Just squeeze him a little. Yeah.

Good girl.

Yeah.

Telling what you like, you know.

That's what it is.

There with that tongue.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Yeah. Don't

you think,

Daddy? Absolutely.

Oh, my God.

That feels amazing, Daddy. Yeah.

Relax a little bit more. Yeah.

Yeah,

that would really help. Yeah, would that help you? Yeah.

Oh.

Okay. Can I?

Yeah? You want to see it? Mm -hmm.

Oh. Mm -hmm.

I love you.

Are you proud of me, Danny?

I'm proud of you.

I love you.

um um

I'm going to come again, Daddy.

There you go. Come on, Daddy. There you go.

Come on, Daddy.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh, my goodness!

Oh, fuck, I'm coming. Ah!

Good.

Oh yeah,

bounce back on it

Oh, that's itchy.

Good.

Oh, no.

Yeah.

Yes.

I can get it, Daddy.

Oh, my God.

Magical pussy. Right.

Oh, yeah.

Doctor, what do you think about me?

I think that's what you're after. How about?

You're doing the best you can.

Oh, my

baby.

Good

job

taking this.

Yes.

Good job, sweetie.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh,

God.

Why don't you lay on your stomach, sweetie?

Yeah, like that.

Thank you.

No, no, no.

No, no, no.

Ugh. Ugh.

Oh, it's bleeding.

You're going to make Daddy cry.

Really? Yeah, you want Daddy to cry? Uh -huh.

You want to get down on your knees? Uh -huh.

Thank you so much, Daddy.

And doctors.

Glad we could help. And don't forget your phone.

Right.

And I'm definitely going to want to see you for a follow -up.

Maybe I can stay on for that one.

Unless you want me to come again.

I'll let you guys get cleaned up.