Original subtitles

-[calm guitar music] -[typewriter]

[Michael] Right. Tea bags, hot water...

[Michael] You know, there's no milk in this fridge?

-[Jack] You'll just have to have it black. -[Michael] No, I don't want black tea.

[Michael] I want some milk.

-[Jack] Well, how am I to get-- -There was a shop we passed.

Out that way somewhere. Come on, boy.

[Jack] Yeah, okay.

[Michael] And proper milk, Jack. None of that soy bollocks.

[goat bleating]

What the fuck is that?

Go get a pan.

-[goat bleating] -[Jack] Okay.

[Jack] Now, you're gonna have to put the pan underneath it. Reach down

find it's udder and gently massage it into the pan.

[Michael] But there's nothing under there.

-[Jack] You're too far forward. -What are these here?

-[Jack] They're horns. -No, these! They're testicles.

[Michael] This is not a female goat.

[Jack] So you're having black tea then.

[upbeat adventurous music]

[Jack] For the last 48 hours, my father and I have been on a road trip in Romania.

All part of his mission to make me grow up.

[Jack] I spy with my little eye something beginning with "R".

-[Michael] I give up. -You give up?

-[Michael] Yeah. -[Jack] Road. How did you not get that?

[Jack] Daddy is a little down in the dumps

because he had assumed Prince Charles' favorite holiday destination

would be a little more sophisticated.

[Michael] These roads are absolutely terrible! I had no idea.

I'm not quite sure why Prince Charles is so obsessed with Romania.

[Jack] But I'm hoping his mood will soon improve,

as our guide Andra has pulled some strings

and managed to secure us a very special invitation.

[Andra] Today is a big day for us,

because it is time for you to meet a royal person.

[Michael] Nice!

[Jack] Just what my father's been after!

[trumpets]

[Jack] I must say this wasn't quite what I expected.

[Michael] It's like Liberace's East European residence.

[royal trumpets]

[Jack] Ladies and gentlemen, here he comes.

His Majesty, Prince Charles.

Yeah, not really.

[Jack] We are in the presence of Maria Queen of the White Witches.

Do we stand?

[Jack] Who is also a fortune teller.

And look! She appears to have recognized Daddy from the tarot death card.

-[Jack] Your Majesty. -[Michael] How do you do?

-My son. -[Jack] Your Majesty.

[Maria speaking Romanian]

[Maria speaking Romanian]

-[Michael] Did you get all that? -[Andra] She said,

"Welcome, my name is Maria. What can I do for you?"

[Jack] We would love to, um, have you share your wisdom with us

and help us in our problems.

[Jack] And, of course, Daddy wastes no time

in letting it be known that his biggest problem...

is me.

[Michael] Would you tell her I'm trying to find him a wife?

I'm looking for an attractive young woman...

[Jack] This is a tarot reading, not a dating agency.

-She's gonna read my future. -[Michael] Yes.

But this could be woven into it.

Okay.

And also, ideally, somebody who goes like a rattlesnake.

Okay, that's not-- You're not adding that in.

[speaking Romanian]

-[Andra] Your name? -My name is Jack.

-[Maria] "Minaymeesja"? -No, Jack is my name.

-Sorry. Jack. -[Maria] Chuck?

Jack.

-[Maria] Juck. -Jack. Jack.

-[Jack] Not Juck, Jack. -[Maria] Chack.

-[Maria] Huh. Chuck. -Chack. Chuck. Yes, Chuck.

[Maria speaking Romanian]

[Andra] This card is showing her that you have a curse.

-A curse? -[Andra] Yeah.

And that's why you're not married yet.

[Andra] You're gonna need a special ritual

[speaking Romanian]

[Maria speaking Romanian]

[Jack] Thank you.

With this water you have to spray all your clothes.

[Jack] No spray, no lay?

-[Michael] Gross. -[Maria] Nu!

[Jack] If she thinks I'm cursed...

[Michael] I'm not sure I want all that stuff all over my suit.

[Jack] ...just wait until she gets her palms on Michael Whitehall.

[Maria speaking Romanian]

[Maria speaking Romanian]

[Andra] The cards are showing that you were a leader all your life.

True. Very true.

[Andra] And you are a little bit too arrogant.

-[Jack] True. -[Michael] No, I've never heard that.

[Maria speaking Romanian]

[Andra] Lately, you have some issues with your wife.

-[Andra] Sexual problems... -I beg your pardon?

[Andra] ...you started to lose your masculine power.

My masculine powers?

[Michael] She must've mixed her cards up.

[Jack] Cards don't lie.

Well, obviously, on this occasion, they have.

She's got it completely wrong.

[Michael] I'm solid as a rock in that department!

[Jack] So, our royal visit didn't exactly brighten my father's mood.

[Michael] It's so annoying that you can't drive.

It's so totally annoying and totally ridiculous.

[Jack] But Andra and I have a plan.

She's told me about a place that is guaranteed

to cheer up any visitor.

-[Andra] So, here we are. -[Michael] All right.

[Andra] As you can see, this is a special cemetery.

[Jack] That's right, we are visiting a graveyard.

The famous Sapanta Merry Cemetery.

[Andra] This cemetery has a different way of looking upon death.

[Andra] Death, here, is not something sad or solemn.

[Andra] It's not a bad thing.

It's just a gate through something else, something better.

[Jack] Based on ancient pagan beliefs the Merry Cemetery celebrates death

as a joyous moment in the transition to the afterlife.

Here, the dead are immortalized in colorful cartoon portraits.

[Jack] What is he doing?

-[Michael] Which one? -[Jack] That man.

[Michael] Mind boggles!

[Jack] Hopefully he, too, was just rummaging for an udder.

-[Jack] There's a woman in traffic. -[Michael] Were not listening.

[Michael] Maybe she's a lollipop lady.

-[Jack] What does it say? -[Andra] "My life was very short,

like the breeze of the morning.

My fate was to die..."

[Andra] Oh.

[Andra] "...killed by a car."

-[Michael] Oh. -[Andra] Yeah.

[Jack] Yeah. The crosses here merrily reveal

how the departed drowned,

got decapitated,

or otherwise bit the bullet.

[accordion]

-[Andra] What do you think? -[Jack] Yeah, it's very beautiful.

[Michael] Oh, I think they're amazing!

[Jack] I'm glad this cemetery has cheered him up

because I've arranged an early birthday present for him now,

which really could go either way.

-[Michael] Oh, it's a big one. -[Andra] It's a gift for you,

at least for one of you.

[Jack gasps]

-[Michael] Who is that, then? -[Jack] Ha! It's you!

[Michael] I don't believe it!

[Jack] It's perfect.

We had a discussion over the phone.

[Jack] I told them about you, and they've created this

bespoke headstone.

[Michael] So, what does all this mean, here?

-[Andra] "Here lies... -[Michael] In English. Yes.

-Michael Whitehall... -[Michael] Mh-hmm.

[Andra] ...a furious man who likes to drink."

[Michael] Oh, charming! Thank you very much, indeed.

[Jack] I wasn't expecting it to be quite that... literal.

-[Michael] Furious man who likes to drink? -[Jack] I said you had a bit of a temper.

[Jack] And then I was asked about what your passions were

-and I said, well, you like wine. -[Michael] Yeah.

-[Jack] So, you like to drink. -[Michael] The other thing...

It's more normal to get the gravestone fixed up

when the person's dead.

[Jack] It seems Daddy's not quite ready to merrily celebrate death.

Perhaps I'll cancel that coffin order.

Do you think about death a lot?

-No. -[Jack] No?

Do you think about how you want to be remembered?

[Michael] No. I'm not interested at all in that.

When I'm dead, that's it.

[Michael] I've gone.

[Jack] I don't really think about your death.

If I ever think about it, it makes me so overwhelmed with--

I get worried about it and I worry that I'll just fall apart.

So I don't...

I just don't even...

[chuckles] I don't even think about it.

[Michael] It's very sweet of you to say that.

But you won't fall apart.

[church bells ring]

I do think it's important to celebrate life rather than be worriful about it.

I definitely think

even though Dad says he doesn't care about what happens after he goes,

I really want to make sure

that his life is celebrated and he's remembered

and remembered for...

how funny and charming and nice

and kind he was.

And so it may not be important to him, but it's important to me.

[Jack] It's finally time to leave Romania.

And, diligent as ever,

Andra has insisted she arrange our transfer to the airport.

[horse flatulence]

[Jack] Is that the horse?

[Jack] For Daddy and me, this region's rustic charm will linger with us forever.

[carriage driver} Yah.

[Michael] Is that smell gone? Poor Winston.

[Jack] Having spent the entire time in Romania

indulging my father's weird obsession with the Royal Family,

it's high time I took control.

So I insisted we hop across the border to Moldova,

the poorest country in Europe and the least visited.

[Jack] Impressive, when you can say that Albania and Macedonia are also in Europe.

[Michael] Pretty quiet here, for an international airport.

[Michael] It's hardly a tourist hot spot, is it?

[Jack] Can you quit bitching on Moldova, please?

[Michael] I'm not!

[Jack] You should be happy, we left the EU for the first time

on our trip, I thought you'd like that, Mr. Brexit.

[Jack] So, you may wonder why we're here.

For one reason. Well, technically, three.

These legends are collectively known as Sunstroke Project.

I saw them take the EuroVision Song Contest by storm back in 2010

and I've always dreamt of getting a chance to meet them.

I'm just hoping Daddy doesn't turn this into a nightmare.

[Jack] Have you got anything to declare?

[Michael] No, nothing, apart from my deep regret

of having ever agreed to come here.

[Jack] I have warned our hosts that my father may not be

quite as enthusiastic as I am.

[Jack] This could be us?

[Michael] All right. That's a bit more like it.

[Jack] Tell Sunstroke Project to roll out the red carpet.

-[Michael] They delivered! -[Jack] Very nice.

-[driver] Hello. Welcome. -[Jack] Thank you.

[Michael] Ah!

-[Michael] Ooh. -[Jack] This is all right, isn't it?

[Michael] Tell me about this group of yours, then.

-They're called Heat Stroke? -[Jack] Sunstroke Project.

[Michael] Right. And they do pop songs?

[Jack] Yes, they do pop songs.

They famously performed in the EuroVision Song Contest.

[Michael] Right. Yeah.

Back in 2010. And they became a global sensation.

-Really? -[Jack] Yeah.

[Jack] They're most famous for this guy called Epic Sax Guy.

[saxophone playing on phone]

[Michael] Quite repetitive, isn't it?

-[Michael] That's it, is it? -Yeah.

Right.

-[loud pop] -[Michael startled] Oh!

[Michael] You're clearly in a party mode now.

-I'm very excited to be in Moldova. -[Michael] Yeah.

This is my highlight of the trip.

-Going to meet my heroes. -[Michael] Yeah.

[Jack] In their hometown of...

-What's this place called again? -[Michael] No idea.

-[Jack] Capital of Moldova. -[Michael] No idea what the capital is.

[Jack] Welcome to the city of Chiinău.

As you look around the gray tower blocks,

it's hard to ignore the austere Soviet legacy.

An unlikely place, I grant you, to find some pop icons.

[Jack] Look. Pub restaurant, London's Steakhouse!

[Jack] You know their cuisine must be bad when they have

-a London-themed restaurant. -[Michael chuckles]

[Jack] A limousine and cheap champagne.

This thing has turned into a hen-do.

And the glamour doesn't stop there, as we've been booked

into the most popular hotel in town.

[driver] Welcome to the hotel. Please.

[Michael] Lovely!

[Jack] Handy for the casino.

[Michael] This is the hotel? Are you sure this is right?

[Jack] Hotel Cosmos.

[hotel clerk] Welcome to Moldova. We are very happy

-to welcome you here at our hotel. -[Jack] Thank you.

[hotel clerk] It's very authentic, genuine, special, and original.

We hope that you will enjoy your stay here.

Okay. One moment.

[Jack] Do you need a credit card?

[hotel clerk] No, it's a gift. Everything is already paid.

[hotel clerk] I wish I had also such friends.

-[Jack chuckles] -[hotel clerk laughs]

[Jack] Did you hear that? All taken care of.

-[Michael] What? -The rooms are taken care of.

-[Michael] Oh, right. -[Jack] Sunstroke Project.

Finest hotel in Moldova. All expenses paid.

[Michael] Well, this is the finest hotel in Europe.

-[Jack] I presume so. -[Michael] If this is the best...

I'd love to see the worst.

[hotel clerk] When it was Soviet Union, this hotel was very, very popular,

and all rooms, there were 350 rooms in the hotel.

-[Jack] Really? -[hotel clerk] Yes.

But now, unfortunately, there are a lot of hotels around us,

and we use only 100 rooms.

-[Jack] Yes. -[hotel clerk] Yes.

Your room, 20 years ago, was one of the most popular.

-[suspense music] -[hotel clerk] Okay.

[surprise music]

[Jack] Thank you.

[hotel clerk] Okay.

[hotel clerk] I'll leave the key here.

-[Jack] Mm-hmm. -[hotel clerk] You have air conditioner.

In case it's a little bit colder, you switch it on.

You have a telephone. By the way, it's very authentic, it's Soviet style.

-[Jack] Wow. It's also tapped. -[hotel clerk] Yes.

-[hotel clerk] Mm-hmm. Yes. -[Jack] Soviet style.

[Michael] Lovely.

-I hope you enjoy your stay here. -[Michael] Thank you very much indeed.

[Michael] One of my many regrets in this room is it doesn't have a balcony,

because if it had a balcony, I'd throw myself off it.

-I'm not staying the night here. -[Jack] It's not that bad.

-Don't overreact. -[Michael] It is that bad.

[slow instrumental music]

-[Hilary] How is Moldova? -[Michael] This hotel is unbelievable.

[Hilary] In what way?

Think Bates Motel and then think 100% worse.

-[Hilary] I think you're exaggerating. -No, I promise you.

-And I've told Jack-- -[Hilary] Where's Jack?

Jack's gone down for breakfast.

And as soon as he gets back, I'm going to tell him

that I want to be moved to another hotel.

[lady] Your father coming down?

My father? No. He said he's only coming down if it's by the window.

[lady] Okay.

[Jack] Thank you.

[Jack] This hotel is great.

It has a kind of Soviet era feel. I don't know why my dad doesn't like it.

Yes, it's stuck in the '70s.

But so are all of his attitudes.

[Hilary] I know you're feeling fed up about it,

and I know it's your trip and all that,

but this is like his dream.

So, can you just not be too cross with him? Just go with it.

Yeah. I think I have to go because I think I need to have a poo.

[Hilary] Oh, please!

My dad has zero interest in Sunstroke Project.

But my love of them outweighs that, tenfold.

I just love these guys.

-[Michael] What are they called again? -[Jack] The Sunstroke Project.

-[Michael] Ah, yes. I keep forgetting. -Can you be on your best behavior?

[Jack] You'll be very respectful to Serghei, Serghei, and Anton?

[Michael] Mm-hmm.

[Jack] The band have asked us to meet them at their nightclub this morning

as they say they have a very special treat in store.

[Jack] Why are you putting on sunglasses?

[Michael] Because I want to look cool, and this is a nightclub.

[Jack] You want to look cool?

[Michael] Yeah. I don't want them to see me looking boring and--

Daddy, you're gonna look like you're blind.

-[Michael unintelligible] -Why--

It's pitch-black, you won't be able to see.

[Michael] It is quite dark down here. Do I look like a blind Nazi walking in?

-[Jack gasps] -[male] Hey, hey!

[female] Hey, hey.

-[Jack] Sunstroke Project! -[Serghei S.] Yes, yes, yes!

[Serghei S.] Hello, my dear friend! Glad to see you!

-[Anton] Hello! -[Jack] Nice to finally meet you.

-[Anton] Yes, me too! -Nice to see you. Welcome to our country.

-[Anton] Nice to meet you. -[Michael] And you. Very nice to meet you.

-This is like a dream come true. -[Serghei S.] Yeah?

This is amazing.

[Michael] Don't think I've eve seen Jack more excited in his life.

[Jack] They say, "Never meet your heroes," but on this occasion, they are wrong.

-It is fantastic to meet my heroes. -[Serghei S.] Don't start. Please, don't.

[Anton] So, Jack, we have a really, really good idea.

-[Anton] Like, already set. -[Serghei Y.] Special idea for you.

[Anton] Yeah, a special idea for you to perform with us on a big stage.

[Jack] I get to perform onstage with you? An actual gig?

-[Anton] Yeah, it's a good idea. -[Jack] No!

For real, I've always wanted to break Moldova!

[Michael] One thing I would warn you about him

is he's a comedian, he will do everything he can to upstage you guys.

[all three guys chuckle]

I don't think it's possible to upstage Epic Sax Man!

[everyone chuckles]

That has never happened.

[Serghei S.] The first move, simple.

Look at it. [singing] Toot... [normal voice] Yes?

[Serghei S. singing] Toot-too-roo-roo-roo Too...

[Jack] Oh! [singing] Toot-too-roo-roo-roo Too...

[Anton] And the main move, the main move.

[Jack] Yeah, I know that one, I know that one so well.

[Serghei S.] One, two, three, four.

-Right side, my friend. -[Jack] Okay, sorry, sorry. Right side.

I just got overexcited and went straight for the thrust.

[Serghei S.] Right side, and then the left. One, two, three, four.

-One... No, right side. Right. -[Jack] Ah!

[Serghei S.] You know where is right side?

[Jack] It is so much more complicated than it looks on the video!

[Serghei S.] Yes, because I am professional.

-[Jack] You make it look so easy! -[Serghei S.] You know?

-[Jack] Okay. -[Serghei S.] Let's try again.

[Jack] I don't want to mess this up.

-[Serghei S.] One, two, three, four.. -[Jack] One!

[Serghei S.] Right side, my friend!

[Jack] While I could and probably should stay and practice,

I think my father's had quite enough.

So, with five hours to kill before the gig,

I've arranged a perfect excursion.

Tailor-made for Michael Whitehall.

[Jack] It turns out Moldova's greatest export

is not catchy Euro-pop

but, in fact, wine.

[Valerio] Oh, hello.

-Welcome to Miletii Mici. -[Jack] Hi.

I'll be your guide. My name is Valerio.

-Valerio, hi. I'm Michael. -[Valerio] Hello.

[Jack] And I've booked Valerio to take us to the VIP tasting room

of Miletii Mici,

the largest wine cellar in the world.

-[Jack] How far away is it? Okay. -[Valerio] Within 50 kilometers.

[Jack] Here, over two million bottles are stored in a network of tunnels

that stretch for over 120 miles.

[Valerio] It was used in the 1960s as a mine.

But then, because it has very steady temperature,

they figured out it would be a great place to store the wine.

[Jack] So, this actually combines Daddy's two favorite things,

which are wine and a mine that's been closed down?

[Valerio] Yeah.

He loves Margaret Thatcher.

[Jack] What Valerio is wisely not telling Daddy

is that this place was actually created by his old chums, the Commies.

Under Moscow's iron fist, Moldova became the wine capital of the red empire.

And Miletii Mici the perfect place to spend an afternoon.

[Jack] What age do you start drinking in Moldova?

-[Valerio] There is no age limit. -[Jack] What?

[Valerio] There is no age limit.

[Michael] How old were you when you started drinking wine?

[Valerio] I don't remember. Maybe I was seven?

[Jack] Legend.

[Valerio] When do you start drinking in England?

-Breakfast. -[Valerio] Oh.

At about nine o'clock.

Oh. We have a saying in Moldova that

in the morning only aristocrats and degenerates drink.

-So... -[Michael] We are both.

Aristocrat.

Degenerate.

[Jack] That's our double act name.

-[Valerio] All right, well... -[Jack] Should we go and...

-[Valerio] Yeah, we should. -[Jack] ...show you why?

[Valerio] We should go and taste some.

[Jack] Eighty meters below, we finally reach the tasting room.

-[Jack] Nice vest. -All right.

[Michael] Hmm, nice!

-Get this! -[Jack] I told you there would be snacks.

Oh, and wine.

[Valerio] Now, normally, during a wine tasting

we're just gonna try to appreciate the wine.

Oh, my God. That is amazing.

-[Michael] Are you watching this? -[Jack] Yes!

[Michael] It's about the wine, not about the snacks.

[Michael] God!

[Valerio] Should we go to the room, then?

[Michael] Thank you very much.

[Jack] Can I ask you, how is it made?

[Valerio] Yeah. You would have red grapes, because--

-[Jack] Sorry, I meant the, um... -[Valerio] Oh, um..

[Jack] Do they put the cheese in,

-and it's flat and then roll it over? -[Valerio] Um...

this one is a riesling of rain.

[cork pops]

[Michael] This is very good.

[Valerio] What do you think about the aroma?

-[Jack] What herbs are there in that? -[Valerio] Some "parsle".

-[Jack] I think it's called dill. -Dill and some "parsle."

I can actually taste dill in this as well.

Well, I've dropped a bit in.

[Michael] Will you stop asking about the food!

We're here for a wine tasting.

Legend has it that this is the wine that Queen Elizabeth drank.

-[Michael] Oh! -[Jack] Oh.

[Valerio] There you go.

[Michael] Gross!

[Michael] Valerio, that was a wonderful tasting.

-Can I ask you a personal question? -Yes.

-[Michael] How old are you? -I am 29.

-[Jack] Same age as me. -Yes, that's exactly what I was thinking.

-[Michael] Um, you're 29? -[Valerio] Twenty-nine.

[Michael] Yeah. You're a master of wine.

-You're obviously an intelligent man. -[Valerio] Thank you.

[Michael] When I first saw you, I thought you might even be a male model

because you're so elegantly dressed...

-Very nice, thank you. -[Michael] ...classy, and...

-[Jack] Daddy? -[Michael] ...brilliant--

[Jack] Why are you looking at him lovingly?

[Michael] Not lovingly, but he looks very like you.

I mean, he's a sort of slightly better-looking version of you.

[Michael] I'm just thinking what might have been.

[Jack ] Great. My idea, and Valerio gets all the credit.

He's even suggested a place for dinner.

[Jack] I'm not really that hungry.

[Michael] I wonder why!

[Michael] When I arrived, I thought it was an absolute shit heap.

But the more time I spent here, the nicer it is.

And the people? The people are sweet.

-[waiter unintelligible] -[Michael] Oh, look.

-[Michael] Look at that. Very nice. -[Jack] Thank you.

The only thing I'm a bit concerned about

is that this was supposed to be a cultural tour.

I was going to introduce you to

art, music, ballet, all that kind of stuff.

But, actually, for the first time on the trip

you are seeing all of those things,

music, art, ballet.

Sunstroke Project do all of those things.

I wouldn't say it was high-end culture.

I don't think you understand how important the EuroVision Song Contest is.

-No. -In this modern age,

where everyone is at each other's throats,

society is more divided than it has ever been.

[Jack] Old and young.

Alt-right.

Snowflakes.

Russia.

Britain.

There's this amazing song contest that just brings everyone together.

And it's all about joy and fun.

[Jack] It's inclusive. It's run by a lady with a beard.

-[Michael] Juanita? -Yes, Conchita.

-Not a real beard? -[Jack] Yes.

But you could argue that actually something like EuroVision Song Contest

is going to be the glue that keeps Europe together.

[Jack] And that's why it must be celebrated.

I agree, it's a possibility.

So, in actual fact,

my performance with the Sunstroke Project,

in terms of unifying Europe,

could be up there with David Hasselhoff.

In importance.

[triumphant instrumental music]

That's an interesting take.

[Jack] Yes.

[Jack] So, it's time for my appointment with destiny.

The gig tonight is being held at the National Palace of Moldova,

which looks far less impressive than it sounds.

[Jack] Sunstroke will be performing tonight in front of 1,700 people.

A concert that's attracted the cream of Moldovan high society.

Everyone who is anyone in Moldova.

In fact, I think it may be everyone in Moldova.

I don't think people understand how important a moment this is.

I'll be performing onstage with Sunstroke Project

using the actual saxophone that he used

at the EuroVision Song Contest.

I don't want to let Epic Sax Guy down.

I feel like...

he's watching over me.

[cheering and wooing]

[Serghei S.] And, my friend, one more detail.

-[Serghei S.] Small, but very important. -[Jack] Very important.

Yes. The sax.

[Serghei S.] Don't forget about smile.

[Anton] EuroVision smile.

And in between the saxophone

solos, what do we do? We just smile?

-[Serghei S.] Smile, dance... -[Anton making noise]

-[Anton] Dance with us.

[Jack] I'm ready. I'm excited. That worked a tree.

[Serghei S.] Now, I feel that you're ready.

[EDM beat]1

[Jack] May the gods of sax be with me.

[all together] One, two, three, yeah!

[presenter speaking Moldovan]

[presenter speaking Moldovan]

[lady] Yeah. Woo!

[Jack] Finally, the moment of truth.

[Serghei Y.] Let's go!

["Run Away" starts playing]

[Michael] Good luck.

♪ Oh, oh forget ♪

♪ Let me breathe, let me leave Just run away from my mind ♪

♪ Oh, oh forgive ♪

♪ I don’t need, I won’t breathe Just get away from my life ♪

[Jack] Now, remember, lead with the right.

[Serghei Y.] Let's go!

-[electronic voice] Dammit! -[saxophone solo]

[Serghei Y.] Come on!

[Serghei Y.] Hey! Let's go!

[Jack] It's fine. I can win them back

with my powers of hypnosis.

[Serghei Y.] That's right!

♪ You lost one and all So fly away ♪

♪ Over the clouds, under the sky ♪

[Jack] Finally, Daddy can appreciate the true power of Sunstroke Project.

♪ ...in your shallow heart I know that it's you... ♪

[Jack] By this point, I might be getting a little bit carried away,

but I just want to give these people what they want.

♪ Now you are left with nothing ♪

[Serghei Y.] Let[s go!

♪ Oh, oh forget ♪

♪ Let me breathe, let me live! Just run away from my mind ♪

[Serghei Y.] Woo!

[Serghei Y.] All right.

[Serghei Y. speaking Moldovan]

[applause]

[Jack] I can die happy.

-[clapping and cheering] -[Serghei Y. speaking Moldovan]

[Serghei Y.] Sunstroke Project! Jack Whitehall!

[Jack] That was amazing!

[Michael] You were so good! Amazing.

[Jack] Felt pretty amazing out there. This goes down as a career highlight.

[Michael] Well done. I'm very proud of you.

-[Anton] It was great, man. -[Jack] Hug me, I'll hug you.

Very good.

Where is Dad?

Yes. Where is Dad?

[Valerio] Should it be red or white?

[Michael] Red or white. I don't mind, as long as it's Moldovan.

-[Valerio speaking Moldovan] -To Moldovan wine!