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-[calm guitar music]
-[typewriter]
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[Michael] Right. Tea bags, hot water...
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[Michael] You know,
there's no milk in this fridge?
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-[Jack] You'll just have to have it black.
-[Michael] No, I don't want black tea.
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[Michael] I want some milk.
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-[Jack] Well, how am I to get--
-There was a shop we passed.
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Out that way somewhere.
Come on, boy.
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[Jack] Yeah, okay.
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[Michael] And proper milk, Jack.
None of that soy bollocks.
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[goat bleating]
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What the fuck is that?
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Go get a pan.
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-[goat bleating]
-[Jack] Okay.
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[Jack] Now, you're gonna have to put
the pan underneath it. Reach down
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find it's udder and gently massage it
into the pan.
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[Michael]
But there's nothing under there.
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-[Jack] You're too far forward.
-What are these here?
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-[Jack] They're horns.
-No, these! They're testicles.
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[Michael] This is not a female goat.
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[Jack]
So you're having black tea then.
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[upbeat adventurous music]
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[Jack] For the last 48 hours, my father
and I have been on a road trip in Romania.
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All part of his mission
to make me grow up.
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[Jack] I spy with my little eye
something beginning with "R".
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-[Michael] I give up.
-You give up?
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-[Michael] Yeah.
-[Jack] Road. How did you not get that?
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[Jack] Daddy is a little down in the dumps
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because he had assumed Prince Charles'
favorite holiday destination
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would be a little more sophisticated.
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[Michael] These roads
are absolutely terrible! I had no idea.
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I'm not quite sure why Prince Charles
is so obsessed with Romania.
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[Jack] But I'm hoping
his mood will soon improve,
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as our guide Andra
has pulled some strings
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and managed to secure us
a very special invitation.
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[Andra] Today is a big day for us,
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because it is time
for you to meet a royal person.
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[Michael] Nice!
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[Jack]
Just what my father's been after!
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[trumpets]
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[Jack] I must say this wasn't
quite what I expected.
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[Michael] It's like Liberace's
East European residence.
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[royal trumpets]
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[Jack] Ladies and gentlemen,
here he comes.
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His Majesty, Prince Charles.
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Yeah, not really.
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[Jack] We are in the presence of Maria
Queen of the White Witches.
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Do we stand?
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[Jack] Who is also a fortune teller.
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And look! She appears to have recognized
Daddy from the tarot death card.
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-[Jack] Your Majesty.
-[Michael] How do you do?
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-My son.
-[Jack] Your Majesty.
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[Maria speaking Romanian]
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[Maria speaking Romanian]
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-[Michael] Did you get all that?
-[Andra] She said,
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"Welcome, my name is Maria.
What can I do for you?"
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[Jack] We would love to, um,
have you share your wisdom with us
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and help us in our problems.
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[Jack] And, of course,
Daddy wastes no time
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in letting it be known
that his biggest problem...
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is me.
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[Michael] Would you tell her
I'm trying to find him a wife?
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I'm looking for an attractive
young woman...
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[Jack] This is a tarot reading,
not a dating agency.
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-She's gonna read my future.
-[Michael] Yes.
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But this could be woven into it.
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Okay.
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And also, ideally, somebody
who goes like a rattlesnake.
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Okay, that's not--
You're not adding that in.
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[speaking Romanian]
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-[Andra] Your name?
-My name is Jack.
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-[Maria] "Minaymeesja"?
-No, Jack is my name.
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-Sorry. Jack.
-[Maria] Chuck?
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Jack.
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-[Maria] Juck.
-Jack. Jack.
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-[Jack] Not Juck, Jack.
-[Maria] Chack.
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-[Maria] Huh. Chuck.
-Chack. Chuck. Yes, Chuck.
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[Maria speaking Romanian]
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[Andra] This card is showing her
that you have a curse.
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-A curse?
-[Andra] Yeah.
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And that's why you're not married yet.
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[Andra] You're gonna need
a special ritual
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[speaking Romanian]
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[Maria speaking Romanian]
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[Jack] Thank you.
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With this water you have
to spray all your clothes.
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[Jack] No spray, no lay?
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-[Michael] Gross.
-[Maria] Nu!
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[Jack] If she thinks I'm cursed...
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[Michael] I'm not sure I want
all that stuff all over my suit.
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[Jack] ...just wait until she gets
her palms on Michael Whitehall.
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[Maria speaking Romanian]
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[Maria speaking Romanian]
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[Andra] The cards are showing
that you were a leader all your life.
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True. Very true.
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[Andra] And you are
a little bit too arrogant.
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-[Jack] True.
-[Michael] No, I've never heard that.
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[Maria speaking Romanian]
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[Andra] Lately, you have some issues
with your wife.
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-[Andra] Sexual problems...
-I beg your pardon?
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[Andra] ...you started to lose your
masculine power.
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My masculine powers?
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[Michael]
She must've mixed her cards up.
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[Jack] Cards don't lie.
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Well, obviously,
on this occasion, they have.
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She's got it completely wrong.
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[Michael] I'm solid as a rock
in that department!
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[Jack] So, our royal visit didn't exactly
brighten my father's mood.
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[Michael] It's so annoying
that you can't drive.
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It's so totally annoying
and totally ridiculous.
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[Jack] But Andra and I have a plan.
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She's told me about a place
that is guaranteed
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to cheer up any visitor.
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-[Andra] So, here we are.
-[Michael] All right.
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[Andra] As you can see,
this is a special cemetery.
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[Jack] That's right,
we are visiting a graveyard.
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The famous Sapanta Merry Cemetery.
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[Andra] This cemetery has
a different way of looking upon death.
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[Andra] Death, here, is not something
sad or solemn.
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[Andra] It's not a bad thing.
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It's just a gate through
something else, something better.
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[Jack] Based on ancient pagan beliefs
the Merry Cemetery celebrates death
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as a joyous moment
in the transition to the afterlife.
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Here, the dead are immortalized
in colorful cartoon portraits.
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[Jack] What is he doing?
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-[Michael] Which one?
-[Jack] That man.
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[Michael] Mind boggles!
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[Jack] Hopefully he, too, was just
rummaging for an udder.
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-[Jack] There's a woman in traffic.
-[Michael] Were not listening.
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[Michael] Maybe she's a lollipop lady.
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-[Jack] What does it say?
-[Andra] "My life was very short,
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like the breeze of the morning.
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My fate was to die..."
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[Andra] Oh.
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[Andra] "...killed by a car."
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-[Michael] Oh.
-[Andra] Yeah.
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[Jack] Yeah.
The crosses here merrily reveal
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how the departed drowned,
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got decapitated,
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or otherwise bit the bullet.
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[accordion]
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-[Andra] What do you think?
-[Jack] Yeah, it's very beautiful.
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[Michael]
Oh, I think they're amazing!
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[Jack] I'm glad this cemetery
has cheered him up
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because I've arranged an early
birthday present for him now,
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which really could go either way.
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-[Michael] Oh, it's a big one.
-[Andra] It's a gift for you,
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at least for one of you.
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[Jack gasps]
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-[Michael] Who is that, then?
-[Jack] Ha! It's you!
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[Michael] I don't believe it!
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[Jack] It's perfect.
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We had a discussion over the phone.
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[Jack] I told them about you,
and they've created this
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bespoke headstone.
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[Michael]
So, what does all this mean, here?
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-[Andra] "Here lies...
-[Michael] In English. Yes.
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-Michael Whitehall...
-[Michael] Mh-hmm.
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[Andra] ...a furious man
who likes to drink."
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[Michael] Oh, charming!
Thank you very much, indeed.
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[Jack] I wasn't expecting it
to be quite that... literal.
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-[Michael] Furious man who likes to drink?
-[Jack] I said you had a bit of a temper.
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[Jack] And then I was asked about
what your passions were
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-and I said, well, you like wine.
-[Michael] Yeah.
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-[Jack] So, you like to drink.
-[Michael] The other thing...
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It's more normal
to get the gravestone fixed up
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when the person's dead.
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[Jack] It seems Daddy's not quite ready
to merrily celebrate death.
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Perhaps I'll cancel that coffin order.
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Do you think about death a lot?
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-No.
-[Jack] No?
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Do you think about how
you want to be remembered?
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[Michael]
No. I'm not interested at all in that.
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When I'm dead, that's it.
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[Michael] I've gone.
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[Jack]
I don't really think about your death.
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If I ever think about it, it makes me
so overwhelmed with--
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I get worried about it
and I worry that I'll just fall apart.
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So I don't...
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I just don't even...
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[chuckles]
I don't even think about it.
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[Michael]
It's very sweet of you to say that.
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But you won't fall apart.
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[church bells ring]
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I do think it's important to celebrate
life rather than be worriful about it.
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I definitely think
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even though Dad says he doesn't care about
what happens after he goes,
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I really want to make sure
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that his life is celebrated
and he's remembered
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and remembered for...
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how funny and charming
and nice
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and kind he was.
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And so it may not be important to him,
but it's important to me.
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[Jack]
It's finally time to leave Romania.
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And, diligent as ever,
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Andra has insisted she arrange
our transfer to the airport.
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[horse flatulence]
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[Jack] Is that the horse?
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[Jack] For Daddy and me, this region's
rustic charm will linger with us forever.
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[carriage driver} Yah.
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[Michael] Is that smell gone?
Poor Winston.
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[Jack] Having spent
the entire time in Romania
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indulging my father's weird obsession
with the Royal Family,
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it's high time I took control.
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So I insisted we hop across the border
to Moldova,
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the poorest country in Europe
and the least visited.
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[Jack] Impressive, when you can say that
Albania and Macedonia are also in Europe.
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[Michael] Pretty quiet here, for an
international airport.
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[Michael]
It's hardly a tourist hot spot, is it?
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[Jack] Can you quit bitching on
Moldova, please?
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[Michael] I'm not!
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[Jack] You should be happy,
we left the EU for the first time
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on our trip, I thought you'd like that,
Mr. Brexit.
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[Jack] So, you may wonder
why we're here.
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For one reason.
Well, technically, three.
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These legends are collectively known
as Sunstroke Project.
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I saw them take the EuroVision
Song Contest by storm back in 2010
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and I've always dreamt of getting
a chance to meet them.
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I'm just hoping Daddy doesn't
turn this into a nightmare.
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[Jack]
Have you got anything to declare?
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[Michael] No, nothing,
apart from my deep regret
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of having ever agreed to come here.
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[Jack] I have warned our hosts
that my father may not be
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quite as enthusiastic as I am.
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[Jack] This could be us?
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[Michael] All right.
That's a bit more like it.
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[Jack] Tell Sunstroke Project
to roll out the red carpet.
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-[Michael] They delivered!
-[Jack] Very nice.
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-[driver] Hello. Welcome.
-[Jack] Thank you.
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[Michael] Ah!
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-[Michael] Ooh.
-[Jack] This is all right, isn't it?
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[Michael] Tell me
about this group of yours, then.
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-They're called Heat Stroke?
-[Jack] Sunstroke Project.
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[Michael] Right.
And they do pop songs?
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[Jack] Yes, they do pop songs.
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They famously performed
in the EuroVision Song Contest.
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[Michael] Right. Yeah.
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Back in 2010.
And they became a global sensation.
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-Really?
-[Jack] Yeah.
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[Jack] They're most famous
for this guy called Epic Sax Guy.
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[saxophone playing on phone]
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[Michael] Quite repetitive, isn't it?
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-[Michael] That's it, is it?
-Yeah.
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Right.
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-[loud pop]
-[Michael startled] Oh!
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[Michael] You're clearly
in a party mode now.
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-I'm very excited to be in Moldova.
-[Michael] Yeah.
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This is my highlight of the trip.
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-Going to meet my heroes.
-[Michael] Yeah.
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[Jack] In their hometown of...
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-What's this place called again?
-[Michael] No idea.
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-[Jack] Capital of Moldova.
-[Michael] No idea what the capital is.
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[Jack] Welcome to the city of Chiinău.
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As you look around the gray
tower blocks,
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it's hard to ignore
the austere Soviet legacy.
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An unlikely place, I grant you,
to find some pop icons.
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[Jack] Look. Pub restaurant,
London's Steakhouse!
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[Jack] You know their cuisine
must be bad when they have
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-a London-themed restaurant.
-[Michael chuckles]
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[Jack] A limousine
and cheap champagne.
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This thing has turned into a hen-do.
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And the glamour doesn't stop there,
as we've been booked
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into the most popular hotel in town.
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[driver]
Welcome to the hotel. Please.
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[Michael] Lovely!
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[Jack] Handy for the casino.
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[Michael] This is the hotel?
Are you sure this is right?
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[Jack] Hotel Cosmos.
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[hotel clerk] Welcome to Moldova.
We are very happy
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-to welcome you here at our hotel.
-[Jack] Thank you.
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[hotel clerk] It's very authentic,
genuine, special, and original.
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We hope that you will enjoy
your stay here.
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Okay. One moment.
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[Jack] Do you need a credit card?
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[hotel clerk] No, it's a gift.
Everything is already paid.
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[hotel clerk]
I wish I had also such friends.
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-[Jack chuckles]
-[hotel clerk laughs]
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[Jack] Did you hear that?
All taken care of.
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-[Michael] What?
-The rooms are taken care of.
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-[Michael] Oh, right.
-[Jack] Sunstroke Project.
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Finest hotel in Moldova.
All expenses paid.
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[Michael] Well, this is the finest hotel
in Europe.
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-[Jack] I presume so.
-[Michael] If this is the best...
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I'd love to see the worst.
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[hotel clerk] When it was Soviet Union,
this hotel was very, very popular,
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and all rooms,
there were 350 rooms in the hotel.
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-[Jack] Really?
-[hotel clerk] Yes.
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But now, unfortunately,
there are a lot of hotels around us,
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and we use only 100 rooms.
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-[Jack] Yes.
-[hotel clerk] Yes.
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Your room, 20 years ago,
was one of the most popular.
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-[suspense music]
-[hotel clerk] Okay.
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[surprise music]
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[Jack] Thank you.
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[hotel clerk] Okay.
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[hotel clerk] I'll leave the key here.
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-[Jack] Mm-hmm.
-[hotel clerk] You have air conditioner.
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In case it's a little bit colder,
you switch it on.
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You have a telephone. By the way,
it's very authentic, it's Soviet style.
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-[Jack] Wow. It's also tapped.
-[hotel clerk] Yes.
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-[hotel clerk] Mm-hmm. Yes.
-[Jack] Soviet style.
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[Michael] Lovely.
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-I hope you enjoy your stay here.
-[Michael] Thank you very much indeed.
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[Michael] One of my many regrets
in this room is it doesn't have a balcony,
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because if it had a balcony,
I'd throw myself off it.
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-I'm not staying the night here.
-[Jack] It's not that bad.
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-Don't overreact.
-[Michael] It is that bad.
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[slow instrumental music]
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-[Hilary] How is Moldova?
-[Michael] This hotel is unbelievable.
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[Hilary] In what way?
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Think Bates Motel
and then think 100% worse.
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-[Hilary] I think you're exaggerating.
-No, I promise you.
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-And I've told Jack--
-[Hilary] Where's Jack?
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Jack's gone down for breakfast.
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And as soon as he gets back,
I'm going to tell him
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that I want to be moved to another hotel.
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[lady] Your father coming down?
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My father? No. He said he's only
coming down if it's by the window.
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[lady] Okay.
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[Jack] Thank you.
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[Jack] This hotel is great.
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It has a kind of Soviet era feel.
I don't know why my dad doesn't like it.
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Yes, it's stuck in the '70s.
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But so are all of his attitudes.
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[Hilary] I know you're feeling
fed up about it,
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and I know it's your trip and all that,
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but this is like his dream.
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So, can you just not be too cross
with him? Just go with it.
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Yeah. I think I have to go
because I think I need to have a poo.
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[Hilary] Oh, please!
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My dad has zero interest
in Sunstroke Project.
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But my love of them
outweighs that, tenfold.
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I just love these guys.
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-[Michael] What are they called again?
-[Jack] The Sunstroke Project.
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-[Michael] Ah, yes. I keep forgetting.
-Can you be on your best behavior?
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[Jack] You'll be very respectful
to Serghei, Serghei, and Anton?
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[Michael] Mm-hmm.
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[Jack] The band have asked us to meet them
at their nightclub this morning
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as they say they have
a very special treat in store.
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[Jack]
Why are you putting on sunglasses?
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[Michael] Because I want to look cool,
and this is a nightclub.
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[Jack] You want to look cool?
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[Michael] Yeah. I don't want them
to see me looking boring and--
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Daddy, you're gonna look
like you're blind.
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-[Michael unintelligible]
-Why--
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It's pitch-black,
you won't be able to see.
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[Michael] It is quite dark down here.
Do I look like a blind Nazi walking in?
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-[Jack gasps]
-[male] Hey, hey!
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[female] Hey, hey.
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-[Jack] Sunstroke Project!
-[Serghei S.] Yes, yes, yes!
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[Serghei S.] Hello, my dear friend!
Glad to see you!
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-[Anton] Hello!
-[Jack] Nice to finally meet you.
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-[Anton] Yes, me too!
-Nice to see you. Welcome to our country.
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-[Anton] Nice to meet you.
-[Michael] And you. Very nice to meet you.
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-This is like a dream come true.
-[Serghei S.] Yeah?
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This is amazing.
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[Michael] Don't think I've eve seen Jack
more excited in his life.
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[Jack] They say, "Never meet your heroes,"
but on this occasion, they are wrong.
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-It is fantastic to meet my heroes.
-[Serghei S.] Don't start. Please, don't.
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[Anton] So, Jack, we have a really,
really good idea.
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-[Anton] Like, already set.
-[Serghei Y.] Special idea for you.
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[Anton] Yeah, a special idea for you
to perform with us on a big stage.
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[Jack] I get to perform onstage with you?
An actual gig?
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-[Anton] Yeah, it's a good idea.
-[Jack] No!
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For real, I've always wanted
to break Moldova!
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[Michael] One thing
I would warn you about him
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is he's a comedian, he will do
everything he can to upstage you guys.
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[all three guys chuckle]
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I don't think it's possible to upstage
Epic Sax Man!
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[everyone chuckles]
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That has never happened.
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[Serghei S.] The first move, simple.
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Look at it. [singing] Toot...
[normal voice] Yes?
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[Serghei S. singing]
Toot-too-roo-roo-roo Too...
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[Jack] Oh!
[singing] Toot-too-roo-roo-roo Too...
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[Anton] And the main move,
the main move.
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[Jack] Yeah, I know that one,
I know that one so well.
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[Serghei S.] One, two, three, four.
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-Right side, my friend.
-[Jack] Okay, sorry, sorry. Right side.
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I just got overexcited
and went straight for the thrust.
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[Serghei S.] Right side,
and then the left. One, two, three, four.
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-One... No, right side. Right.
-[Jack] Ah!
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[Serghei S.] You know where is right side?
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[Jack] It is so much more complicated
than it looks on the video!
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[Serghei S.]
Yes, because I am professional.
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-[Jack] You make it look so easy!
-[Serghei S.] You know?
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-[Jack] Okay.
-[Serghei S.] Let's try again.
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[Jack] I don't want to mess this up.
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-[Serghei S.] One, two, three, four..
-[Jack] One!
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[Serghei S.] Right side, my friend!
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[Jack] While I could and probably should
stay and practice,
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I think my father's had quite enough.
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So, with five hours to kill
before the gig,
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I've arranged a perfect excursion.
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Tailor-made for Michael Whitehall.
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[Jack] It turns out
Moldova's greatest export
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is not catchy Euro-pop
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but, in fact, wine.
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[Valerio] Oh, hello.
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-Welcome to Miletii Mici.
-[Jack] Hi.
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I'll be your guide. My name is Valerio.
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-Valerio, hi. I'm Michael.
-[Valerio] Hello.
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[Jack] And I've booked Valerio
to take us to the VIP tasting room
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of Miletii Mici,
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the largest wine cellar in the world.
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-[Jack] How far away is it? Okay.
-[Valerio] Within 50 kilometers.
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[Jack] Here, over two million bottles
are stored in a network of tunnels
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that stretch for over 120 miles.
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[Valerio] It was used in the 1960s
as a mine.
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But then, because it has
very steady temperature,
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they figured out it would be a great place
to store the wine.
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[Jack] So, this actually combines
Daddy's two favorite things,
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which are wine and a mine
that's been closed down?
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[Valerio] Yeah.
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He loves Margaret Thatcher.
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[Jack] What Valerio
is wisely not telling Daddy
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is that this place was actually created
by his old chums, the Commies.
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Under Moscow's iron fist, Moldova
became the wine capital of the red empire.
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And Miletii Mici the perfect place
to spend an afternoon.
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[Jack] What age do you start drinking
in Moldova?
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-[Valerio] There is no age limit.
-[Jack] What?
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[Valerio] There is no age limit.
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[Michael] How old were you
when you started drinking wine?
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[Valerio] I don't remember.
Maybe I was seven?
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[Jack] Legend.
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[Valerio] When do you
start drinking in England?
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-Breakfast.
-[Valerio] Oh.
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At about nine o'clock.
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Oh. We have a saying in Moldova that
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in the morning only aristocrats
and degenerates drink.
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-So...
-[Michael] We are both.
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Aristocrat.
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Degenerate.
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[Jack] That's our double act name.
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-[Valerio] All right, well...
-[Jack] Should we go and...
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-[Valerio] Yeah, we should.
-[Jack] ...show you why?
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[Valerio] We should go and taste some.
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[Jack] Eighty meters below, we finally
reach the tasting room.
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-[Jack] Nice vest.
-All right.
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[Michael] Hmm, nice!
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-Get this!
-[Jack] I told you there would be snacks.
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Oh, and wine.
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[Valerio] Now, normally,
during a wine tasting
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we're just gonna try to
appreciate the wine.
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Oh, my God. That is amazing.
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-[Michael] Are you watching this?
-[Jack] Yes!
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[Michael] It's about the wine,
not about the snacks.
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[Michael] God!
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[Valerio] Should we go to the room, then?
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[Michael] Thank you very much.
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[Jack] Can I ask you,
how is it made?
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[Valerio] Yeah. You would have
red grapes, because--
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-[Jack] Sorry, I meant the, um...
-[Valerio] Oh, um..
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[Jack] Do they put the cheese in,
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-and it's flat and then roll it over?
-[Valerio] Um...
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this one is a riesling of rain.
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[cork pops]
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[Michael] This is very good.
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[Valerio]
What do you think about the aroma?
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-[Jack] What herbs are there in that?
-[Valerio] Some "parsle".
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-[Jack] I think it's called dill.
-Dill and some "parsle."
461
00:23:16,045 --> 00:23:18,325
I can actually taste dill
in this as well.
462
00:23:21,205 --> 00:23:22,965
Well, I've dropped a bit in.
463
00:23:26,005 --> 00:23:29,045
[Michael]
Will you stop asking about the food!
464
00:23:29,285 --> 00:23:31,685
We're here for a wine tasting.
465
00:23:31,765 --> 00:23:36,325
Legend has it that this is the wine
that Queen Elizabeth drank.
466
00:23:36,405 --> 00:23:37,485
-[Michael] Oh!
-[Jack] Oh.
467
00:23:37,565 --> 00:23:38,605
[Valerio] There you go.
468
00:23:45,285 --> 00:23:46,245
[Michael] Gross!
469
00:23:47,925 --> 00:23:50,605
[Michael] Valerio,
that was a wonderful tasting.
470
00:23:51,085 --> 00:23:52,925
-Can I ask you a personal question?
-Yes.
471
00:23:53,125 --> 00:23:55,765
-[Michael] How old are you?
-I am 29.
472
00:23:56,045 --> 00:24:00,005
-[Jack] Same age as me.
-Yes, that's exactly what I was thinking.
473
00:24:00,365 --> 00:24:02,725
-[Michael] Um, you're 29?
-[Valerio] Twenty-nine.
474
00:24:02,805 --> 00:24:06,165
[Michael] Yeah. You're a master of wine.
475
00:24:06,245 --> 00:24:09,325
-You're obviously an intelligent man.
-[Valerio] Thank you.
476
00:24:09,405 --> 00:24:12,725
[Michael] When I first saw you,
I thought you might even be a male model
477
00:24:12,805 --> 00:24:14,925
because you're so elegantly dressed...
478
00:24:15,005 --> 00:24:16,925
-Very nice, thank you.
-[Michael] ...classy, and...
479
00:24:17,005 --> 00:24:18,685
-[Jack] Daddy?
-[Michael] ...brilliant--
480
00:24:18,765 --> 00:24:20,565
[Jack]
Why are you looking at him lovingly?
481
00:24:20,645 --> 00:24:23,085
[Michael] Not lovingly,
but he looks very like you.
482
00:24:23,165 --> 00:24:26,125
I mean, he's a sort of slightly
better-looking version of you.
483
00:24:26,565 --> 00:24:28,645
[Michael] I'm just thinking
what might have been.
484
00:24:33,685 --> 00:24:37,285
[Jack ] Great. My idea,
and Valerio gets all the credit.
485
00:24:37,885 --> 00:24:39,885
He's even suggested a place for dinner.
486
00:24:40,845 --> 00:24:42,445
[Jack] I'm not really that hungry.
487
00:24:43,205 --> 00:24:44,885
[Michael] I wonder why!
488
00:24:46,805 --> 00:24:49,885
[Michael] When I arrived, I thought
it was an absolute shit heap.
489
00:24:50,605 --> 00:24:53,085
But the more time I spent here,
the nicer it is.
490
00:24:53,285 --> 00:24:55,605
And the people? The people are sweet.
491
00:24:56,005 --> 00:24:59,565
-[waiter unintelligible]
-[Michael] Oh, look.
492
00:25:00,685 --> 00:25:03,485
-[Michael] Look at that. Very nice.
-[Jack] Thank you.
493
00:25:03,965 --> 00:25:05,885
The only thing I'm a bit concerned about
494
00:25:05,965 --> 00:25:08,845
is that this was supposed to be
a cultural tour.
495
00:25:09,285 --> 00:25:11,285
I was going to introduce you to
496
00:25:11,485 --> 00:25:14,485
art, music, ballet,
all that kind of stuff.
497
00:25:14,565 --> 00:25:17,045
But, actually,
for the first time on the trip
498
00:25:17,125 --> 00:25:18,645
you are seeing all of those things,
499
00:25:18,725 --> 00:25:21,085
music, art, ballet.
500
00:25:21,645 --> 00:25:23,725
Sunstroke Project do all of those things.
501
00:25:24,245 --> 00:25:26,605
I wouldn't say it was high-end culture.
502
00:25:26,685 --> 00:25:29,645
I don't think you understand how important
the EuroVision Song Contest is.
503
00:25:29,725 --> 00:25:31,725
-No.
-In this modern age,
504
00:25:32,405 --> 00:25:35,205
where everyone is
at each other's throats,
505
00:25:35,765 --> 00:25:38,365
society is more divided
than it has ever been.
506
00:25:39,125 --> 00:25:40,245
[Jack] Old and young.
507
00:25:40,325 --> 00:25:41,565
Alt-right.
508
00:25:41,845 --> 00:25:42,925
Snowflakes.
509
00:25:43,525 --> 00:25:44,525
Russia.
510
00:25:44,605 --> 00:25:45,485
Britain.
511
00:25:45,565 --> 00:25:49,045
There's this amazing song contest
that just brings everyone together.
512
00:25:49,285 --> 00:25:51,285
And it's all about joy and fun.
513
00:25:51,965 --> 00:25:54,965
[Jack] It's inclusive.
It's run by a lady with a beard.
514
00:25:55,885 --> 00:25:57,885
-[Michael] Juanita?
-Yes, Conchita.
515
00:25:57,965 --> 00:25:59,605
-Not a real beard?
-[Jack] Yes.
516
00:26:00,005 --> 00:26:03,085
But you could argue that actually
something like EuroVision Song Contest
517
00:26:03,165 --> 00:26:05,165
is going to be the glue
that keeps Europe together.
518
00:26:05,245 --> 00:26:06,685
[Jack] And that's why
it must be celebrated.
519
00:26:06,765 --> 00:26:08,765
I agree, it's a possibility.
520
00:26:09,165 --> 00:26:10,965
So, in actual fact,
521
00:26:11,245 --> 00:26:13,325
my performance
with the Sunstroke Project,
522
00:26:14,405 --> 00:26:16,085
in terms of unifying Europe,
523
00:26:16,165 --> 00:26:18,165
could be up there
with David Hasselhoff.
524
00:26:19,005 --> 00:26:20,325
In importance.
525
00:26:20,405 --> 00:26:22,565
[triumphant instrumental music]
526
00:26:22,645 --> 00:26:25,165
That's an interesting take.
527
00:26:25,245 --> 00:26:26,125
[Jack] Yes.
528
00:26:31,125 --> 00:26:33,645
[Jack] So, it's time
for my appointment with destiny.
529
00:26:36,045 --> 00:26:39,245
The gig tonight is being held
at the National Palace of Moldova,
530
00:26:40,285 --> 00:26:42,805
which looks far less impressive
than it sounds.
531
00:26:43,845 --> 00:26:47,325
[Jack] Sunstroke will be performing
tonight in front of 1,700 people.
532
00:26:47,405 --> 00:26:50,925
A concert that's attracted
the cream of Moldovan high society.
533
00:26:51,005 --> 00:26:52,845
Everyone who is anyone in Moldova.
534
00:26:53,005 --> 00:26:55,405
In fact, I think it may be
everyone in Moldova.
535
00:26:55,485 --> 00:26:58,485
I don't think people understand
how important a moment this is.
536
00:26:58,565 --> 00:27:00,765
I'll be performing onstage
with Sunstroke Project
537
00:27:00,845 --> 00:27:03,565
using the actual saxophone
that he used
538
00:27:03,645 --> 00:27:04,925
at the EuroVision Song Contest.
539
00:27:05,005 --> 00:27:07,045
I don't want to let
Epic Sax Guy down.
540
00:27:08,165 --> 00:27:09,205
I feel like...
541
00:27:10,485 --> 00:27:11,765
he's watching over me.
542
00:27:14,805 --> 00:27:19,245
[cheering and wooing]
543
00:27:19,325 --> 00:27:21,525
[Serghei S.]
And, my friend, one more detail.
544
00:27:23,725 --> 00:27:26,325
-[Serghei S.] Small, but very important.
-[Jack] Very important.
545
00:27:26,645 --> 00:27:28,125
Yes. The sax.
546
00:27:28,645 --> 00:27:30,285
[Serghei S.] Don't forget about smile.
547
00:27:30,365 --> 00:27:32,405
[Anton] EuroVision smile.
548
00:27:32,925 --> 00:27:34,925
And in between the saxophone
549
00:27:35,325 --> 00:27:37,525
solos, what do we do?
We just smile?
550
00:27:37,645 --> 00:27:40,205
-[Serghei S.] Smile, dance...
-[Anton making noise]
551
00:27:40,285 --> 00:27:41,805
-[Anton] Dance with us.
552
00:27:41,885 --> 00:27:43,885
[Jack] I'm ready. I'm excited.
That worked a tree.
553
00:27:43,965 --> 00:27:45,565
[Serghei S.]
Now, I feel that you're ready.
554
00:27:45,645 --> 00:27:46,805
[EDM beat]1
555
00:27:47,365 --> 00:27:49,365
[Jack]
May the gods of sax be with me.
556
00:27:50,325 --> 00:27:52,605
[all together]
One, two, three, yeah!
557
00:27:52,685 --> 00:27:56,325
[presenter speaking Moldovan]
558
00:27:57,085 --> 00:28:00,005
[presenter speaking Moldovan]
559
00:28:00,085 --> 00:28:01,125
[lady] Yeah. Woo!
560
00:28:01,405 --> 00:28:03,405
[Jack] Finally, the moment of truth.
561
00:28:04,125 --> 00:28:05,125
[Serghei Y.] Let's go!
562
00:28:05,885 --> 00:28:10,445
["Run Away" starts playing]
563
00:28:12,885 --> 00:28:14,085
[Michael] Good luck.
564
00:28:21,045 --> 00:28:23,525
♪ Oh, oh forget ♪
565
00:28:23,605 --> 00:28:28,125
♪ Let me breathe, let me leave
Just run away from my mind ♪
566
00:28:28,205 --> 00:28:30,845
♪ Oh, oh forgive ♪
567
00:28:30,925 --> 00:28:35,365
♪ I don’t need, I won’t breathe
Just get away from my life ♪
568
00:28:36,005 --> 00:28:38,125
[Jack] Now, remember, lead with the right.
569
00:28:38,205 --> 00:28:39,365
[Serghei Y.] Let's go!
570
00:28:39,445 --> 00:28:41,285
-[electronic voice] Dammit!
-[saxophone solo]
571
00:28:41,365 --> 00:28:43,165
[Serghei Y.] Come on!
572
00:28:43,245 --> 00:28:44,925
[Serghei Y.] Hey! Let's go!
573
00:28:45,725 --> 00:28:47,725
[Jack] It's fine. I can win them back
574
00:28:48,245 --> 00:28:50,405
with my powers of hypnosis.
575
00:28:51,645 --> 00:28:52,885
[Serghei Y.] That's right!
576
00:28:53,685 --> 00:28:56,565
♪ You lost one and all
So fly away ♪
577
00:28:56,645 --> 00:29:00,005
♪ Over the clouds, under the sky ♪
578
00:29:00,085 --> 00:29:03,565
[Jack] Finally, Daddy can appreciate
the true power of Sunstroke Project.
579
00:29:03,645 --> 00:29:06,165
♪ ...in your shallow heart
I know that it's you... ♪
580
00:29:06,245 --> 00:29:08,845
[Jack] By this point, I might be getting
a little bit carried away,
581
00:29:09,525 --> 00:29:11,805
but I just want to give these people
what they want.
582
00:29:12,725 --> 00:29:15,605
♪ Now you are left with nothing ♪
583
00:29:15,685 --> 00:29:16,925
[Serghei Y.] Let[s go!
584
00:29:17,005 --> 00:29:19,365
♪ Oh, oh forget ♪
585
00:29:19,445 --> 00:29:23,845
♪ Let me breathe, let me live!
Just run away from my mind ♪
586
00:29:23,925 --> 00:29:24,925
[Serghei Y.] Woo!
587
00:29:26,445 --> 00:29:27,565
[Serghei Y.] All right.
588
00:29:28,085 --> 00:29:29,925
[Serghei Y. speaking Moldovan]
589
00:29:31,805 --> 00:29:33,405
[applause]
590
00:29:33,485 --> 00:29:34,845
[Jack] I can die happy.
591
00:29:35,045 --> 00:29:37,845
-[clapping and cheering]
-[Serghei Y. speaking Moldovan]
592
00:29:37,925 --> 00:29:41,365
[Serghei Y.] Sunstroke Project!
Jack Whitehall!
593
00:29:44,085 --> 00:29:45,245
[Jack] That was amazing!
594
00:29:46,205 --> 00:29:49,085
[Michael] You were so good!
Amazing.
595
00:29:49,725 --> 00:29:53,045
[Jack] Felt pretty amazing out there.
This goes down as a career highlight.
596
00:29:53,125 --> 00:29:55,965
[Michael] Well done.
I'm very proud of you.
597
00:29:57,085 --> 00:29:59,165
-[Anton] It was great, man.
-[Jack] Hug me, I'll hug you.
598
00:29:59,285 --> 00:30:00,205
Very good.
599
00:30:05,845 --> 00:30:07,165
Where is Dad?
600
00:30:07,685 --> 00:30:09,965
Yes. Where is Dad?
601
00:30:14,845 --> 00:30:16,485
[Valerio] Should it be red or white?
602
00:30:16,965 --> 00:30:20,645
[Michael] Red or white. I don't mind,
as long as it's Moldovan.
603
00:30:20,925 --> 00:30:23,645
-[Valerio speaking Moldovan]
-To Moldovan wine!
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