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For the new world.
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Mwah, mwah, mwah!
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I love you!
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I love you too.
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It's seventeen!
How does time pass so quickly?
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I know, I know.
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I'm sorry for you today
have to spend the whole day alone.
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Are you mad at us for being
not come sooner?
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ARE NOT! I mean...
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It's nice to have you
you are here but..
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Oh! Right, right, right,
you want to have time
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for a head boy
into. I got it!
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Hey man! - Yes!
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Hey, dad.
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Still can't whistle.
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Thank.
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Hey, have Joe's family arrived yet?
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Yes, I'm pretty sure.
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Okay, okay.
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We will guarantee every
Things are arranged for tomorrow.
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This will be a big day for
hero's birthday. It's you.
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Okay. Sounds good.
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Airbnb has a sauna here!
- Oh yes.
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We'll go there later,
if you know what I mean. Hahaha!
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Is that right, miss? - Yes!
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Alright. Does it contain gluten?
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What? Yes. Yes. Yes.
- Zach...
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You have to take care of it
It's my belly, man.
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Do you miss Honolulu?
- Dad. Of course.
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Oh God, oh God.
- Hey, let's go.
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It's like a top
Volcano from your butt!
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OH.
- Yes, I know! I know. OH!
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What is that?
- Nothing, um...
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Everything's fine, it's just, um...
- What's going on there?
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Old nose blowing. Ugh!
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Okay, calm down.
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Are you watching porn?
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ARE NOT! ARE NOT!
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Relaxing here. River.
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What's going on?
- Nothing! Guy's stuff!
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Exported YouTube videos
appears on the phone
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mine and it's strange
when that happens...
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Well, my mistake then.
Let me guess -
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You will wear Highlander.
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That's our tradition, my friend.
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Correct! Highlanders.
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I cannot break that tradition.
I will do it.
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Absolute.
We'll let you do it, okay?
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But hey, if you need it
anything, anything
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whatever, call them
me. Okay, buddy?
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Yes. Dad. everything,
everything is cool.
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I support.. I promise.
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Happy birthday.
- Happy birthday!
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See you tomorrow!
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Alright. Love... I love you.
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...he was masturbating.
- Oh my God!
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Okay okay.
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Why everything?
talk about love
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sex and alcohol with
Your parents must
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So confused?
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Like...
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we can talk
Is it normal?
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Like... Oh...
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Hello parents.
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I was just going to go through the house
you, may be wasted.
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Maybe go on a date with her
hottest girl in school.
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Honey, really? OH!
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I'm very proud of you.
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And I know you're ready
to get wasted and have sex.
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I mean...
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Youth is everything
Rage hormones, desires
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want to be wild and do things
Stupid thing, right?
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We cannot control that.
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Nature has given
we have things like superpowers
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Incredible force, parents and
Society wants us
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to prevent it and act
move as usual.
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Is that normal?
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Would you say no?
Spider-Man?
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Hmm?
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And yes, definitely.
You can say that for real
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childish and silly but
The same goes for life itself.
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I mean, we all are
The kid pretends to be an adult, right?
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Alright. Okay, yes.
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I looked at some photos and
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Weird video, but
you don't?
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Oh, oh, oh! Delete search history!
Click!
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Blue balls.
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But yes, I do
this birthday tradition,
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where I like to sit down and
watch your favorite movie -
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Highlanders. Why?
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Because Highlander is the movie
best ever!
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We have Christopher
Lambert, Sean Connery,
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Great songs
Queen's great, all
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all blend into the delivery
Enjoy this beauty
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of pure 89's awesomeness.
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You can't beat it!
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I mean, me too
Liked your series
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Adrian Paul, don't
misunderstood me. But...
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finally...
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there can only be one.
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Oh, hey Joe! - Zach! Cigarette!
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Joe jeweler everyone.
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Best friend
mine since I was eight years old.
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And...
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Um...
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He... Who, who is this?
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Oh, it's Jaakko.
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Oh, okay.
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Hehe. - Hey buddy.
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Greet. What, what's the matter, man? Hehe.
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Uh...
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It's okay, man.
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Yes, I understand it.
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I'm a great guy.
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Well, come on in, I guess.
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So... where do we find him?
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Ah. Just found you
I got lost in the forest.
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Lost in... really?
- Yes.
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Yes.
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I have a kind of cold
Bad sense of directions.
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Help!
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Help!
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Are you going to cry now?
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Let's get out of here.
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Is... is there anyone, um...
Do you study here?
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Yes... I really am
want to become a pilot.
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Oh, a pilot. That's great!
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That's amazing.
- I know.
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My other option is to return
Become a survival guide.
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Oh, Jaakko.
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Do you like, uh...
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Are you using any medication?
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for the ability to concentrate
bad direction?
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It's funny you ask.
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What?! - Dude!
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Where do you get these men?
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I have plenty of room
in my jacket.
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Because tonight we're having a party
Spare like there's no tomorrow!
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Now I have friends.
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Guys, wait!
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I forgot my medicine.
- What?
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Joe, beer has gluten,
gave me diarrhea.
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You know it!
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Oh, yes.
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You. Got it.
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Yes! DJ spinning that shi-bi-dii!
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Damned! - Yes!
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Sorry Mrs. B!
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She, she's really nice.
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Just lower, a little lower.
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Outdated lyrics and
What is this sexism?
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That sounds so aggressive, bro.
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Bitch!
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What the hell?
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Where is everyone?
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I think everyone
are all going in that direction.
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That's where we come in, Jaakko.
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OH.
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Chuc, chug, chug!
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No way!
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Excellent!
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Yes!
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Hey, hey, hey! What is
increasing and what is decreasing?
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This is Wild Pete,
Hope you guys
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will have a nice day
looks and fun here
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at Vuokatti Ski Resort!
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Vuokatin Aateli.
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Joy, life and love.
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Shake, do not stir.
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Let's party!
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Oh!
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Today will be especially special
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even special
than yesterday.
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We will see soon
monsters take over because
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This is Monster Festival
annual item! Oh yes.
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And above all we have emergence
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special performance of a superstar
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from Hollywood! Oh yes.
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And most importantly
will have a chance to spend
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consume alcoholic beverages.
Don't miss that opportunity.
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Damned.
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It is a curtain
Introduction is quite stressful.
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Tote! - I was sold.
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Count me in.
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Seriously? Guys
really want to go in there?
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What about
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kalsarikännit, tuberculosis
Going to the forest to drink beer?
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Huh?
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I'm actually pregnant
according to toilet paper
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if someone needs it.
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Meaning you.
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It's a book
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Oh.
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Anyway, it looks like there is one
party related to Covid-19 and...
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I guess looks like
a sexy nun party.
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And um...
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Wow, what an 80s party!
It looks amazing!
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Maybe we should go there...
what... Guys? Hello?
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Sexy nun party. Great.
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Man, I wonder who the judges are
Hollywood superstar guest?
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Haha.
Maybe it's Christopher Lambert.
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Yes man. In my dream.
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We are honored to have it
You are a famous judge
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in the Monster modeling competition
Fest this year, Mr. Lambert.
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Thank.
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Yes.
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It looks great.
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Hello!
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Is there someone there?
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Jens!
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Very funny.
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Hey, hey, hey! What is
increasing and what is decreasing?
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This is Wild Pete at the Resort
Vuokatti Ski Resort.
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Oh, hey!
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GREET!
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Man, we're in it!
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Hey, you're welcome.
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This disease, my brothers!
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What the hell?!
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Man, I'm so sorry about that.
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Damned!
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Damned!
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Your problem is the
What the hell, nerd?
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Oh, it's nothing, man.
I just... yeah, I mean
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I spilled your beer.
That's a problem, sir.
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Then you better
Buy me a new one, will you?
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Kick his ass, Biff!
- Oh, please don't.
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Wait.
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Thoi?
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What?!
- No, my name is Biff.
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I love movies.
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What the hell are you talking about?
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Like Biff. You know? Biff...
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I'm not talking nerd!
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Relax! Chill!
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What are you? Houdini?
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Just take it. Chill.
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You'd better do that
a tree and get out of here!
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Wait, I told you he knew!
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What did you say?
- No, it's nothing, man.
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Listen, I...
You know, we're cool. Right?
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I just... yeah, we'll...
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Hey, hey, hey!
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Hey, hey, hey! What is
up and what's going down?!
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Greet! Greet!
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Well... ladies and gentlemen.
Are you ready?
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Are you ready to have fun?!
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Yes!
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Today, today
will be a special day
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that you will remember for the rest of your life.
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Which one will be long? I'm sure.
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Hold on. Hold on.
Before we continue, hang on.
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It's time. Now is the time
The most important point of the day.
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It's time to spend
consume alcoholic beverages.
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Instruct.
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First you smell it.
Then you look at it.
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Then you put it in
mouth and taste.
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You feel looking forward to these
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Good things are coming to me.
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It will crawl from your belly into your brain
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you and it will whisper to you.
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It will let you know when
Should I use another one?
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Yes!
264
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Monster Festival! Please
welcome Eli's House!
265
00:19:17,084 --> 00:19:20,501
So many snow bunnies!
- Haha. Panettaa.
266
00:19:22,876 --> 00:19:24,792
Yes! What?
267
00:19:25,834 --> 00:19:29,376
Panettaa.
Like...panettaa.
268
00:19:29,709 --> 00:19:33,376
Panettaa. I don't know
What does that mean but I like it.
269
00:19:33,751 --> 00:19:35,126
Alright.
270
00:21:03,292 --> 00:21:05,334
Hey Uncle John. What's going on?
- Greet!
271
00:21:05,417 --> 00:21:07,167
Happy birthday little Zachy!
272
00:21:07,251 --> 00:21:09,084
Hey, thank you. Thank.
- How are you?
273
00:21:09,292 --> 00:21:12,042
How is Finland?
- Good. Yes. Uh... Finland...
274
00:21:12,126 --> 00:21:15,126
You know, it's very beautiful. Me
Just stay in your room and relax
275
00:21:15,209 --> 00:21:18,126
enjoy your privacy. Are
waiting for my parents to come, you know?
276
00:21:18,292 --> 00:21:20,834
What is all that noise?
Are you at a party?
277
00:21:20,917 --> 00:21:25,042
What? No, no, no. No meals
party. I-I'm only 17. Remember?
278
00:21:25,834 --> 00:21:27,792
Only 17?! - Yes.
279
00:21:28,084 --> 00:21:29,709
When I was my age
you, I'm addicted
280
00:21:29,792 --> 00:21:30,959
drugs and work
that's like a rabbit.
281
00:21:31,042 --> 00:21:33,001
What? That's, that's weird.
282
00:21:33,126 --> 00:21:35,459
Greet! Someone is here!
283
00:21:35,584 --> 00:21:37,542
Oh, Uncle John.
I - I really have to go, man.
284
00:21:37,709 --> 00:21:40,042
What? To have a little time
Quality time alone?
285
00:21:40,126 --> 00:21:41,876
No, no. Someone...
someone is here!
286
00:21:42,209 --> 00:21:44,084
Are not. There is no such thing.
287
00:21:44,209 --> 00:21:46,251
Listen. I got it.
When I was your age
288
00:21:46,334 --> 00:21:48,167
I did it all the time.
289
00:21:48,376 --> 00:21:50,584
Great! Now I don't
I can get that image out of my head.
290
00:21:50,667 --> 00:21:52,876
Thank you very much for that.
Great.
291
00:21:52,959 --> 00:21:54,001
What?!
292
00:21:54,209 --> 00:21:56,542
What did you just say, Zach?
It's really noisy there.
293
00:21:56,626 --> 00:21:57,834
yeah yeah! Uh... Um.
294
00:21:57,917 --> 00:22:00,334
Greet! I - I think the giver
mail is here. Um... you know...
295
00:22:00,417 --> 00:22:02,459
I really have to go. I love you.
Thank you for calling.
296
00:22:02,542 --> 00:22:04,292
Tell Aunt Elisabeth it's me
love her too, okay?
297
00:22:04,376 --> 00:22:05,417
Thank!
298
00:22:05,876 --> 00:22:07,501
Have a good party, Zach.
- Alright.
299
00:22:07,584 --> 00:22:09,751
You are only young once.
- Yes. It's the truth.
300
00:22:09,834 --> 00:22:10,959
You're right, you're right.
301
00:22:11,042 --> 00:22:12,417
Alright. Love you. Goodbye!
302
00:22:14,042 --> 00:22:16,792
Oh my God. Hello, hey!
There's someone in here!
303
00:22:17,876 --> 00:22:19,292
Someone...
304
00:22:22,917 --> 00:22:24,292
Chicane...
305
00:22:30,334 --> 00:22:33,126
I'm in a harbor.
Where are you?
306
00:22:33,459 --> 00:22:34,751
I'll be right there.
307
00:22:41,959 --> 00:22:42,959
What?
308
00:22:51,251 --> 00:22:53,251
What?
What are you talking about?
309
00:23:05,709 --> 00:23:07,709
Alright.
310
00:23:14,667 --> 00:23:16,001
Where is everyone?
311
00:23:19,751 --> 00:23:20,834
Joe?!
312
00:23:27,751 --> 00:23:30,126
Damned! Run! Run!
313
00:23:30,209 --> 00:23:31,751
What? - Run!
314
00:23:31,834 --> 00:23:32,751
Greet! - Run!
315
00:23:36,209 --> 00:23:37,834
Wha-what the hell?!
316
00:23:41,417 --> 00:23:43,126
Run Jaakko, run!
317
00:23:53,959 --> 00:23:55,709
Wait! Mobile snow!
318
00:23:57,459 --> 00:23:58,334
Damned!
319
00:24:00,917 --> 00:24:03,084
Oh my God! Look!
320
00:24:04,542 --> 00:24:05,501
What's going on?!
321
00:24:05,584 --> 00:24:07,417
It's like these
The Muppets will attack!
322
00:24:07,709 --> 00:24:09,834
Aaaw, I love the Muppets, man!
- Me too!
323
00:24:09,917 --> 00:24:11,084
You! Shut up!
324
00:24:11,167 --> 00:24:12,667
How do you catch
top this in a strange way?
325
00:24:13,292 --> 00:24:14,251
Correct! Correct!
326
00:24:14,334 --> 00:24:16,876
Go! Haste! Haste!
- Yes!
327
00:24:20,626 --> 00:24:23,167
Guys, where am I going?
- Jaakko?
328
00:24:23,626 --> 00:24:25,792
There is a big store nearby.
329
00:24:26,042 --> 00:24:27,459
Okay, let's go!
330
00:24:37,626 --> 00:24:39,626
What are you doing?
- I'm just checking.
331
00:24:39,709 --> 00:24:42,167
He's checking it out
Who are Hollywood superstars?
332
00:24:42,251 --> 00:24:43,542
Go, go, go!
333
00:24:43,626 --> 00:24:45,709
Maybe it's Kevin Costner!
334
00:24:46,001 --> 00:24:47,126
Go!
335
00:24:52,292 --> 00:24:54,042
Hurry, they're coming!
336
00:24:54,376 --> 00:24:55,542
Go!
337
00:24:56,542 --> 00:24:59,709
You have served me very well.
Do you want to pick a fight with me?!
338
00:24:59,792 --> 00:25:01,417
What's going on there?
- Jaakko?!
339
00:25:01,792 --> 00:25:02,834
Uh-oh!
340
00:25:06,917 --> 00:25:08,167
Damn it!
341
00:25:08,251 --> 00:25:10,126
Return to Frozen!
342
00:25:10,334 --> 00:25:11,667
Damn you!
343
00:25:13,334 --> 00:25:14,709
I feel alive!
344
00:25:14,792 --> 00:25:16,167
I don't know us
Where are you going, buddy?
345
00:25:16,292 --> 00:25:19,001
Oh store!
- What?! Jaakko you were right!
346
00:25:19,709 --> 00:25:20,959
I told you!
347
00:25:21,126 --> 00:25:22,334
Try your best! Correct!
348
00:25:28,292 --> 00:25:29,667
Stop! - What? Why?
349
00:25:29,751 --> 00:25:31,209
We lost Jaakko!
- What?
350
00:25:31,292 --> 00:25:32,876
We lost Jaakko!
- What?!
351
00:25:33,751 --> 00:25:35,167
Come back! - What?
352
00:25:35,251 --> 00:25:36,376
Come back! - Ah!
353
00:25:45,751 --> 00:25:47,334
Dude! - Jaakko!
354
00:25:48,376 --> 00:25:49,584
Jaakko!
355
00:25:50,126 --> 00:25:51,917
Jaakko! Friend! Friend!
356
00:25:52,001 --> 00:25:55,001
Wake up!
- Is that what I think?
357
00:25:55,084 --> 00:25:57,209
Yes. Can you feel it?
358
00:25:57,292 --> 00:25:58,959
What?! - Oh....
359
00:26:01,209 --> 00:26:03,167
Damn you guys!
Hurry up! They are coming!
360
00:26:03,584 --> 00:26:04,834
Saved by book.
361
00:26:07,959 --> 00:26:09,042
Go, go, go!
362
00:26:11,084 --> 00:26:12,709
We won't make it!
363
00:26:12,792 --> 00:26:15,167
That's right. Don't give up on them
I am now Mr. Finland.
364
00:26:15,251 --> 00:26:16,292
Mr. Finland?
365
00:26:16,792 --> 00:26:19,084
Do you find me attractive?
- What? ARE NOT!
366
00:26:19,167 --> 00:26:20,501
What? So I'm ugly?
367
00:26:20,584 --> 00:26:21,667
What the hell are you talking about?!
368
00:26:21,751 --> 00:26:23,376
Listen, we can do it!
369
00:26:23,459 --> 00:26:24,751
Just keep calm!
370
00:26:24,834 --> 00:26:26,876
Yes Jaakko, Sisu! - Sisu!
371
00:26:26,959 --> 00:26:29,334
Sisu together!
372
00:26:38,751 --> 00:26:40,417
Oh shit man. What are you doing?
373
00:26:40,501 --> 00:26:41,917
I think there are survivors.
374
00:26:47,584 --> 00:26:48,959
OH. Alright.
375
00:26:51,417 --> 00:26:54,001
Come on guys. We
are burning daylight here.
376
00:26:56,542 --> 00:26:58,001
Go, hurry! Go! - Go!
377
00:26:58,084 --> 00:26:59,709
What? Oh yes. - Go!
378
00:27:14,709 --> 00:27:17,501
Locked! Sure
There's already someone inside.
379
00:27:17,584 --> 00:27:18,917
Greet! Open up!
380
00:27:19,001 --> 00:27:21,167
Hey, thanks for the save
us, beautiful strangers.
381
00:27:21,334 --> 00:27:22,292
Nothing.
382
00:27:22,501 --> 00:27:23,917
By the way, my name is Joe.
383
00:27:24,167 --> 00:27:25,042
Natalia.
384
00:27:25,126 --> 00:27:26,584
Has anyone told me?
you haven't...
385
00:27:26,667 --> 00:27:28,667
Hey. Wait, wait, Joe.
- What?
386
00:27:28,792 --> 00:27:30,626
What the hell are you doing?
- What do you mean?
387
00:27:31,376 --> 00:27:32,792
I saw her first.
388
00:27:33,209 --> 00:27:35,459
What? Honey, please.
- Hey, don't bother me.
389
00:27:35,542 --> 00:27:37,709
We need to find
Another way to get in.
390
00:27:38,667 --> 00:27:40,376
She is like a dark angel.
391
00:27:40,792 --> 00:27:43,042
Joe, Joe, Joe. Look at me.
392
00:27:43,126 --> 00:27:44,709
I really like her. Alright?
393
00:27:44,792 --> 00:27:46,042
We all do it.
394
00:27:46,292 --> 00:27:48,001
Brother.
- Yeah, man. We all do it.
395
00:27:48,584 --> 00:27:50,292
No sir. You don't!
396
00:27:50,417 --> 00:27:52,459
Alright. Listen. Joe, I...
397
00:27:53,542 --> 00:27:55,084
I saw her...
398
00:27:55,417 --> 00:27:56,334
She...
399
00:27:57,376 --> 00:27:59,042
her eyes...
- I understand.
400
00:27:59,334 --> 00:28:00,917
There are still many fish in the sea.
401
00:28:01,001 --> 00:28:02,626
ARE NOT! Don't give me that fish!
402
00:28:02,709 --> 00:28:04,501
You want them to be
what, crab? You idiot!
403
00:28:04,584 --> 00:28:05,792
You stupid head!
- You're so stupid!
404
00:28:05,876 --> 00:28:07,626
You are so stupid!
- Why are you two arguing?!
405
00:28:07,709 --> 00:28:10,084
We need to move!
We have companions.
406
00:28:14,042 --> 00:28:15,292
Go, go, go, go.
407
00:28:16,042 --> 00:28:17,667
Jaakko. - Jaakko, let's go.
408
00:28:23,667 --> 00:28:24,876
All front doors are closed.
409
00:28:24,959 --> 00:28:26,834
We need to find
way inside.
410
00:28:26,959 --> 00:28:28,376
Hey, we use it
sled?
411
00:28:28,459 --> 00:28:29,292
They will arrest us.
412
00:28:29,376 --> 00:28:31,626
The safest is to enter
inside and barricade this place.
413
00:28:32,251 --> 00:28:33,501
Yes, Joe!
414
00:28:37,251 --> 00:28:38,376
Friend! - Stop it!
415
00:28:39,167 --> 00:28:42,334
Wait. Jaakko? How do you...
416
00:28:42,834 --> 00:28:43,834
Easy.
417
00:28:44,042 --> 00:28:45,167
I have the key.
418
00:28:45,542 --> 00:28:46,626
Do you have the key?!
419
00:28:46,709 --> 00:28:48,501
Why don't you tell
us that you're stupid?!
420
00:28:51,167 --> 00:28:53,126
Do you work here?
- Yes, something like that.
421
00:28:53,209 --> 00:28:54,376
Something like that? What do you mean?
422
00:28:54,459 --> 00:28:56,376
It's - it's complicated. Alright?
423
00:29:09,959 --> 00:29:11,501
Um, well...
424
00:29:11,584 --> 00:29:13,542
These are good things.
- We need to prepare.
425
00:29:14,667 --> 00:29:15,667
Because... For what?
426
00:29:16,126 --> 00:29:17,209
For a battle.
427
00:29:17,292 --> 00:29:18,334
Should we call the police?
428
00:29:18,501 --> 00:29:21,167
Did and I bet a lot
so do others.
429
00:29:38,542 --> 00:29:40,001
I love that song!
430
00:29:40,084 --> 00:29:42,667
The first time I fell in love
Or with that song.
431
00:29:42,751 --> 00:29:43,751
Me too.
432
00:29:44,292 --> 00:29:45,209
With your wife.
433
00:29:49,376 --> 00:29:51,084
What did they say from the office?
434
00:29:51,167 --> 00:29:53,709
I do not know.
Some crap about--
435
00:29:53,792 --> 00:29:56,751
Tons of little monsters
human attack at the Monster Festival.
436
00:30:01,501 --> 00:30:02,376
Beware!
437
00:30:05,542 --> 00:30:07,167
What the hell!
438
00:30:09,251 --> 00:30:10,584
We need support?
439
00:30:13,459 --> 00:30:15,209
You are hysterical!
440
00:30:18,667 --> 00:30:19,584
Be careful!
441
00:30:28,584 --> 00:30:30,334
They come from Saarioisen...
442
00:30:30,417 --> 00:30:32,709
Saarioinen meat factory,
I don't know...
443
00:30:41,792 --> 00:30:44,917
It resembles a fruit
Pumpkin fucks a snowman
444
00:30:45,001 --> 00:30:47,917
and a Gremlin are
see. It's terrible.
445
00:30:48,042 --> 00:30:50,584
The end is near. You bastard!
446
00:31:15,334 --> 00:31:17,001
I love that guy!
447
00:31:20,792 --> 00:31:22,876
This is Wild Pete darling
ask everyone to come.
448
00:31:22,959 --> 00:31:23,834
Don't come.
449
00:31:24,126 --> 00:31:26,459
Arrive. But if you have a drink,
you can drop by quickly.
450
00:31:26,542 --> 00:31:29,209
But then you have to go.
Just go. This is dangerous.
451
00:31:29,292 --> 00:31:30,584
Don't come!
452
00:31:31,251 --> 00:31:32,501
I have to calm my nerves.
453
00:31:32,584 --> 00:31:35,417
I have to drink something
Drink alcohol here.
454
00:31:38,917 --> 00:31:39,792
Tommy!
455
00:31:42,292 --> 00:31:43,417
Tommy!
456
00:32:04,376 --> 00:32:06,584
What is increasing and what is decreasing?
457
00:32:07,292 --> 00:32:08,876
Well, things
The horror is happening
458
00:32:08,959 --> 00:32:11,209
out at the Resort
Vuokatti skiing.
459
00:32:11,501 --> 00:32:14,376
Some... small creatures
baby has taken over and...
460
00:32:14,501 --> 00:32:16,084
they are destroying everything.
461
00:32:16,292 --> 00:32:17,751
And they are killing people.
462
00:32:18,084 --> 00:32:20,209
And... I tried
get rid of them but
463
00:32:20,292 --> 00:32:22,792
I was stuck in
studio for hours and I...
464
00:32:23,042 --> 00:32:26,042
I'm missing a drink
dangerously.
465
00:32:26,251 --> 00:32:28,626
And the weather today
Tomorrow will be clear
466
00:32:28,709 --> 00:32:30,709
and the slopes will
in good condition.
467
00:32:30,834 --> 00:32:32,459
Oh, but don't come here!
468
00:32:52,792 --> 00:32:53,917
Yes, thank you.
469
00:32:55,501 --> 00:32:57,459
Jaakko? Where is your device?
470
00:33:02,084 --> 00:33:05,876
Oh my God. - Not bad!
471
00:33:24,126 --> 00:33:25,042
Building...
472
00:33:25,167 --> 00:33:26,709
Hey, hey!
473
00:33:35,292 --> 00:33:37,167
Oh, it's so hot.
474
00:33:37,501 --> 00:33:38,334
Thoi?
475
00:33:38,417 --> 00:33:40,042
What are you doing?
What the hell is going on here?!
476
00:33:40,209 --> 00:33:42,001
What... Dude, them
I'm just here for safety.
477
00:33:42,417 --> 00:33:44,292
I'm not talking to you, idiot.
478
00:33:45,417 --> 00:33:47,417
I'm talking to my brother.
479
00:33:47,876 --> 00:33:49,251
Yes.
- You... your brother?
480
00:33:49,751 --> 00:33:51,584
He is my step brother.
481
00:33:52,417 --> 00:33:53,459
Shut up you idiot!
482
00:33:53,917 --> 00:33:56,042
I told you not to
never come here!
483
00:33:56,542 --> 00:33:58,167
Stay back!
484
00:33:58,667 --> 00:33:59,584
oh...
485
00:34:00,334 --> 00:34:01,251
Hey.
486
00:34:01,667 --> 00:34:03,876
You are the inside girl
rock band.
487
00:34:04,667 --> 00:34:06,751
Want to have a little fun?
488
00:34:07,709 --> 00:34:09,709
There's always room for three dimensions.
489
00:34:09,792 --> 00:34:11,542
You can be such an asshole!
- Shut up!
490
00:34:20,042 --> 00:34:21,542
You bastard! - Greet!
491
00:34:22,459 --> 00:34:23,542
Come on, you idiot!
492
00:34:23,626 --> 00:34:25,834
Powerful nerd words.
493
00:34:28,209 --> 00:34:29,251
Loser!
494
00:34:29,417 --> 00:34:30,584
Hey, come on, man.
495
00:34:31,126 --> 00:34:32,251
Let me in!
496
00:34:34,459 --> 00:34:35,959
Damn it! Let me in!
497
00:34:37,292 --> 00:34:39,792
Jaakko? Talk to me.
Who is that?
498
00:34:39,959 --> 00:34:42,501
Some drunk guy
in Santa Claus costume.
499
00:34:42,584 --> 00:34:44,251
I think he wants in.
500
00:34:44,334 --> 00:34:45,209
Creep?
501
00:34:45,292 --> 00:34:47,209
I don't see them.
What should I do?
502
00:34:47,292 --> 00:34:48,667
Let him in.
- Are not.
503
00:34:48,751 --> 00:34:51,626
We'll let him in.
Right now.
504
00:34:51,834 --> 00:34:55,292
My father is a store owner
So I'm the boss here.
505
00:35:08,167 --> 00:35:09,334
Let him in.
506
00:35:16,917 --> 00:35:18,209
Guys, watch out.
Beware!
507
00:35:19,417 --> 00:35:20,417
Is he okay?
508
00:35:25,459 --> 00:35:26,584
That's strange.
509
00:35:26,751 --> 00:35:27,667
Okay.
510
00:35:29,542 --> 00:35:31,334
Oh shit!
Creeps! Creeps!
511
00:35:58,459 --> 00:35:59,584
I'm out of here!
512
00:36:05,584 --> 00:36:07,876
That bastard Sayonara! - Biff!
513
00:36:08,709 --> 00:36:11,084
Hey Biff! Wait!
514
00:36:13,959 --> 00:36:15,792
Damned. Are you guys okay?
515
00:36:24,084 --> 00:36:26,292
Yippee-Ki-Yay, you son of a bitch!
516
00:36:27,792 --> 00:36:28,751
Die hard.
517
00:36:39,751 --> 00:36:41,209
Try your best! Try your best!
518
00:36:53,084 --> 00:36:54,709
Guys, did you see that?
519
00:37:06,959 --> 00:37:08,001
You!
520
00:37:11,251 --> 00:37:12,251
Come on, come on.
521
00:37:28,084 --> 00:37:31,959
Shhh... Come on guys.
Let's go. Go, go, go, go, go!
522
00:37:32,042 --> 00:37:32,917
Try your best.
523
00:37:42,709 --> 00:37:44,834
Oh, shit. Damn, damn, damn.
524
00:37:44,917 --> 00:37:47,251
Don't you shut it up?
- Today is my birthday.
525
00:37:47,584 --> 00:37:48,459
Actually?
526
00:37:48,626 --> 00:37:50,334
Yes. I am 20 years old.
527
00:37:53,709 --> 00:37:55,876
Alright. Strong. I am 17 years old.
528
00:37:56,792 --> 00:37:58,459
It is still possible to silence it.
529
00:38:23,584 --> 00:38:24,542
Come back!
530
00:38:48,084 --> 00:38:49,376
That's amazing!
531
00:38:53,209 --> 00:38:55,209
What the hell! - That's right!
532
00:38:55,917 --> 00:38:57,542
Hi everybody!
533
00:38:58,876 --> 00:39:01,876
I'm sorry for rushing
Come in, it sounds like it's not
534
00:39:01,959 --> 00:39:04,542
invited as if the
You need help, so...
535
00:39:05,001 --> 00:39:05,834
I'm here.
536
00:39:05,917 --> 00:39:08,126
It certainly looks like them
We need help, my ass.
537
00:39:08,417 --> 00:39:09,501
Thank you
538
00:39:10,001 --> 00:39:12,084
Yes. Thank you very much...
539
00:39:12,751 --> 00:39:14,126
handsome stranger. - Uh...
540
00:39:14,501 --> 00:39:15,667
What can I say?
541
00:39:15,751 --> 00:39:18,792
Guess what, I just
Just happened to be nearby.
542
00:39:18,959 --> 00:39:20,667
Just happened to be nearby, you bastard!
543
00:39:20,751 --> 00:39:21,959
Hey, how did you get in?
544
00:39:22,084 --> 00:39:24,376
Backdoor. It's open.
I just walked straight past.
545
00:39:24,459 --> 00:39:26,917
Just go straight through.
- Joe. I got it.
546
00:39:27,001 --> 00:39:27,876
So sorry.
547
00:39:28,001 --> 00:39:29,001
Are you...
548
00:39:29,751 --> 00:39:32,042
Looks like the party is coming
it's getting hot
549
00:39:33,251 --> 00:39:34,584
very soon.
550
00:39:35,501 --> 00:39:37,126
You know. Time's up.
You know what, guys?
551
00:39:37,209 --> 00:39:38,209
Thanks for stopping by
over but us
552
00:39:38,292 --> 00:39:39,709
Complete control
Okay, so...
553
00:39:39,792 --> 00:39:40,751
So thank you, friend...
554
00:39:40,834 --> 00:39:42,001
Hey kid.
555
00:39:42,459 --> 00:39:44,667
Have to break it down
you like this, but
556
00:39:44,959 --> 00:39:47,167
it seems to me that I am
the only hope you have.
557
00:39:47,334 --> 00:39:49,792
So what do you mean?
Can I stay?
558
00:39:50,376 --> 00:39:53,709
Hey, Boss. I'm fucking 17.
559
00:39:53,876 --> 00:39:55,959
Good for boys.
It was a fun age.
560
00:40:04,417 --> 00:40:05,417
Yes!
561
00:40:07,001 --> 00:40:09,167
So... a little plastic...
562
00:40:11,126 --> 00:40:12,334
You don't want to choke on that.
563
00:40:12,417 --> 00:40:14,209
Brother. There is gluten in it.
564
00:40:14,501 --> 00:40:16,001
Wait, is there gluten?!
565
00:40:17,126 --> 00:40:19,792
Damn it!
- No, no, no, no, no...
566
00:40:20,084 --> 00:40:21,751
It's okay! It's okay Jaakko!
567
00:40:24,084 --> 00:40:26,501
Ladies, ladies
There's nothing to worry about.
568
00:40:26,584 --> 00:40:28,376
I will take good care of you.
569
00:40:35,126 --> 00:40:36,667
This can't be good.
570
00:40:42,667 --> 00:40:43,709
Zach. - What? What?
571
00:40:43,792 --> 00:40:45,126
Guy. Is he okay?
572
00:40:45,209 --> 00:40:46,292
Yes. Yeah, I'm sure he's fine.
573
00:40:46,376 --> 00:40:47,667
Where is Jaakko?
can we go?
574
00:40:47,834 --> 00:40:50,501
There - there is a bar in the cabin.
- Alright. Alright.
575
00:40:50,584 --> 00:40:51,917
On the mountain.
576
00:40:52,001 --> 00:40:53,834
Okay great!
Take us there, okay?
577
00:40:55,459 --> 00:40:56,459
Command?
578
00:40:57,334 --> 00:40:59,084
So, like a boss?
579
00:41:00,084 --> 00:41:03,167
Jaakko, you seem miserable.
May I help you?
580
00:41:03,917 --> 00:41:06,209
You! I have an idea!
581
00:41:13,959 --> 00:41:15,917
OH! Like a boss.
582
00:41:16,084 --> 00:41:19,209
Technically, he
not the boss, Jaakko.
583
00:41:19,292 --> 00:41:20,167
I am now.
584
00:41:20,709 --> 00:41:23,251
Hey, is this true?
Is this real KI?
585
00:41:23,334 --> 00:41:27,292
For legal reasons I will
don't finish that sentence.
586
00:41:27,584 --> 00:41:28,584
Brother.
587
00:41:28,917 --> 00:41:30,084
Damned!
588
00:41:30,251 --> 00:41:31,751
That's good enough.
589
00:41:33,376 --> 00:41:35,417
Damned.
- Honey, why did you stop?
590
00:41:37,167 --> 00:41:38,167
What is that?!
591
00:41:39,334 --> 00:41:42,167
I've been waiting to do the thing
this for many years now.
592
00:41:42,834 --> 00:41:44,084
For what?
593
00:41:44,167 --> 00:41:46,334
Jaakko. We talked
594
00:41:46,501 --> 00:41:48,667
This is with the psychiatrist
god. Right?
595
00:41:49,042 --> 00:41:50,542
Jaakko, what are you doing?
596
00:41:57,501 --> 00:42:00,792
Hurry up, you bastards!
- No, no, no, no, no, no!
597
00:42:13,209 --> 00:42:15,792
Are you happy now, Jaakko?
598
00:42:16,084 --> 00:42:17,209
Oh damn that's me.
599
00:42:17,292 --> 00:42:19,126
Then I will cancel the appointment
600
00:42:19,209 --> 00:42:22,251
next week with Dr. Landis.
601
00:42:22,334 --> 00:42:23,542
Yeah, it's okay.
602
00:42:23,917 --> 00:42:26,251
Did you plan this?
- Yes, I did.
603
00:42:26,417 --> 00:42:27,876
I hate that place.
604
00:42:28,001 --> 00:42:31,251
Jaakko, you really are
an odd person!
605
00:42:57,584 --> 00:42:59,167
What are those sounds?
606
00:42:59,834 --> 00:43:01,126
What? OH.
607
00:43:01,334 --> 00:43:04,001
Are not. It was an explosion.
608
00:43:04,209 --> 00:43:06,251
Keep driving Jaakko! Please.
- Yes, yes.
609
00:43:06,334 --> 00:43:08,501
Looks like someone is in need
610
00:43:08,584 --> 00:43:09,751
urgently to release some...
611
00:43:09,834 --> 00:43:11,542
No, that's fine.
Thank you K...
612
00:43:11,626 --> 00:43:15,917
For legal reasons I will
don't finish that sentence.
613
00:43:20,376 --> 00:43:22,792
Greet. Here it is. Cabin bar.
614
00:43:22,876 --> 00:43:25,251
Are we there? Alright! Great,
Great! Hurry up! Go, go, go, go, go!
615
00:43:25,584 --> 00:43:28,876
Have a nice night
and efficiency. Kick some ass.
616
00:43:30,542 --> 00:43:31,501
oh...
617
00:43:31,626 --> 00:43:33,167
It's coming. It's coming.
618
00:43:33,376 --> 00:43:34,709
You... you have the key
Is this the key?
619
00:43:34,792 --> 00:43:37,501
Yes. Oh... Uh, stepfather
mine, he owns this place.
620
00:43:37,584 --> 00:43:39,001
Yes, yes, yes? Correct. Correct.
621
00:43:39,501 --> 00:43:40,501
So no.
622
00:43:40,584 --> 00:43:43,376
Damn it, man! - Just kidding.
623
00:43:46,876 --> 00:43:49,001
Jaakko! Jaakko!
Where is the bathroom?
624
00:43:49,126 --> 00:43:51,917
Back.
- In the back. Oh my God! Alright!
625
00:43:55,501 --> 00:43:56,542
What is that?
626
00:43:56,792 --> 00:43:59,126
Oh, it's fucking gluten.
It was brutal.
627
00:43:59,292 --> 00:44:01,459
Okay guys. Try your best.
Let him be.
628
00:44:01,709 --> 00:44:04,584
Oh, and don't turn on any lights.
629
00:44:04,876 --> 00:44:06,292
But, but bars?
630
00:44:07,042 --> 00:44:09,001
Alright. But there are only bars.
631
00:44:09,084 --> 00:44:10,334
OH. Thank.
632
00:44:17,626 --> 00:44:19,126
Oh yes!
633
00:44:19,251 --> 00:44:20,334
Um-hmm.
634
00:44:21,251 --> 00:44:22,251
OH.
635
00:44:23,001 --> 00:44:25,001
God, I wonder
What is Natalia thinking...
636
00:44:25,084 --> 00:44:26,584
Do you think she cares or...
637
00:44:26,792 --> 00:44:28,459
Do you think she
Like this?
638
00:44:28,542 --> 00:44:30,251
You know, oh, me
love a man
639
00:44:30,334 --> 00:44:32,501
he doesn't mind pooping
in front of everyone.
640
00:44:33,001 --> 00:44:36,626
He's masculine and tough
So hard that you can poop in front of your face
641
00:44:36,709 --> 00:44:39,001
everyone and the smell
room. And it's okay.
642
00:44:39,376 --> 00:44:40,709
It's OK.
643
00:44:41,334 --> 00:44:42,292
Right?
644
00:45:06,876 --> 00:45:08,209
Chicane.
645
00:45:18,876 --> 00:45:21,501
Jaakko! The whole place looks
like a Christmas tree!
646
00:45:21,584 --> 00:45:23,542
I think I'm just talking.
- OH.
647
00:45:24,209 --> 00:45:25,084
Thank.
648
00:45:25,167 --> 00:45:26,126
Pretty!
649
00:45:27,959 --> 00:45:29,084
Oh broken!
650
00:45:29,376 --> 00:45:30,376
Cocktails!
651
00:45:31,584 --> 00:45:33,251
Do you want?
- No, I mean like the movie.
652
00:45:33,334 --> 00:45:35,167
Tom Cruise Cocktails. Yes.
653
00:45:35,584 --> 00:45:38,126
Oh my god, Mr. Diarrhea.
How are you holding up?
654
00:45:38,251 --> 00:45:39,626
I'm fine now.
655
00:45:40,751 --> 00:45:42,917
Hey guys, me
Just wanted to say, I...
656
00:45:43,417 --> 00:45:45,626
very sorry. It's real
very embarrassed. Um...
657
00:45:46,334 --> 00:45:48,542
This has never happened
happened to me before, yeah...
658
00:45:48,959 --> 00:45:52,001
Don't go to the bathroom inside
about 35, 45 minutes.
659
00:45:52,501 --> 00:45:53,917
Amen. - Yes.
660
00:45:55,459 --> 00:45:56,751
Jaakko, I must
ask him something.
661
00:45:57,126 --> 00:45:57,917
Yes.
662
00:45:58,001 --> 00:46:00,542
Where did you find this book?
- Oh that. Yes, yes.
663
00:46:00,792 --> 00:46:02,876
It's - it's in the woods. Yes.
664
00:46:03,001 --> 00:46:04,667
The savior of my life. Yes.
665
00:46:04,792 --> 00:46:06,959
Pretty, um, weird stuff in there.
666
00:46:07,292 --> 00:46:09,376
Looks like a diary or...
667
00:46:10,501 --> 00:46:12,709
Diarrhea!
668
00:46:13,751 --> 00:46:15,292
Do you mind if I keep it?
669
00:46:15,376 --> 00:46:18,667
Yes definitely. Yes.
I take it for urgent matters.
670
00:46:21,501 --> 00:46:24,126
I'm thirsty. - Greet!
671
00:46:24,417 --> 00:46:25,751
I have an idea.
672
00:46:27,584 --> 00:46:29,292
Are we having a party here?
673
00:46:29,376 --> 00:46:30,542
Yes, sort of.
674
00:46:30,751 --> 00:46:32,667
Hey, yeah Jaakko. - Yes?
675
00:46:32,751 --> 00:46:33,792
What's in this?
676
00:46:33,876 --> 00:46:35,667
Oh, it's just vodka.
677
00:46:38,959 --> 00:46:39,834
Yes.
678
00:46:39,917 --> 00:46:41,709
Can I say something...
679
00:46:42,626 --> 00:46:45,459
With you, I just want...
you know...
680
00:46:45,792 --> 00:46:47,626
I don't know you guys very well.
681
00:46:49,626 --> 00:46:52,376
And today is a strange day...
682
00:46:53,376 --> 00:46:56,542
and everyone goes on
bully me all the time...
683
00:46:57,167 --> 00:47:00,459
tell me I'm useless,
that I - I didn't mean anything.
684
00:47:00,709 --> 00:47:02,709
But you guys showed me
685
00:47:02,792 --> 00:47:04,667
This life is worth living
686
00:47:04,792 --> 00:47:06,251
and fight for.
687
00:47:12,876 --> 00:47:14,667
Sisu! - Sisu!
688
00:47:14,917 --> 00:47:17,459
Congratulations!
- Yes! Congratulations!
689
00:47:29,501 --> 00:47:31,167
Um... Um-hm.
690
00:47:31,251 --> 00:47:32,167
Um-hm...
691
00:47:32,251 --> 00:47:33,292
Um-hm...
692
00:47:33,876 --> 00:47:36,001
Very good. - Yes.
693
00:47:36,542 --> 00:47:37,876
I love you.
694
00:47:40,417 --> 00:47:42,084
We love you too Lazy.
695
00:47:42,626 --> 00:47:44,084
Yes. - Are you lazy?
696
00:47:44,459 --> 00:47:46,459
Yes. The Goonies. - Yes.
697
00:47:47,126 --> 00:47:49,501
Do you mind if I join?
- No...
698
00:47:49,667 --> 00:47:52,167
I mean yeah. I - I don't care.
699
00:47:52,584 --> 00:47:56,501
This apocalyptic story causes
I really want to be close.
700
00:47:57,042 --> 00:47:58,042
Actually?
701
00:48:00,876 --> 00:48:02,751
You are really brave
feeling, did you know?
702
00:48:03,959 --> 00:48:05,834
What? Oh me?
703
00:48:06,542 --> 00:48:07,584
Let's get out of here.
704
00:48:07,709 --> 00:48:08,959
You want me to leave?
705
00:48:09,042 --> 00:48:11,626
Uh, what? Are not. Oh no.
No, no, no. I just, um...
706
00:48:11,834 --> 00:48:12,959
Wait. OH.
707
00:48:13,876 --> 00:48:15,959
Alright. Um-hm.
708
00:48:16,376 --> 00:48:18,667
Okay, oh. Alright.
709
00:48:19,459 --> 00:48:21,917
Great. Uh, hey
yeah, so, sorry, um...
710
00:48:22,126 --> 00:48:23,584
Well, first of all, uh...
711
00:48:23,667 --> 00:48:25,126
Thank you for that, and...
712
00:48:25,209 --> 00:48:26,584
Second, um...
713
00:48:26,751 --> 00:48:28,667
Just keep that thought. Alright?
714
00:48:29,376 --> 00:48:30,542
What are you doing?
715
00:48:30,709 --> 00:48:32,584
Uh, good appetite. Huh.
716
00:48:33,709 --> 00:48:35,626
GREET. - GREET.
717
00:48:36,917 --> 00:48:37,917
What's going on?
718
00:48:38,626 --> 00:48:40,334
Very nice words.
719
00:48:40,709 --> 00:48:42,626
Oh, thank you.
720
00:48:43,209 --> 00:48:44,251
You too.
721
00:48:44,376 --> 00:48:46,292
Beautiful? - Yes.
722
00:48:46,709 --> 00:48:47,626
Beautiful.
723
00:48:50,334 --> 00:48:51,334
OH.
724
00:48:51,542 --> 00:48:54,001
You are amazing.
Super. But, um...
725
00:48:54,084 --> 00:48:55,584
You - you want
drink tea first. Maybe -
726
00:48:55,667 --> 00:48:57,042
Do you want to have sex?
727
00:48:59,501 --> 00:49:01,001
One second...
728
00:49:10,084 --> 00:49:11,251
Sure.
729
00:49:11,376 --> 00:49:12,376
Sure.
730
00:49:13,417 --> 00:49:17,001
If we're going to die...
- I don't want to die a virgin.
731
00:49:17,584 --> 00:49:20,834
Maybe I can help you with that.
- Oh, help me.
732
00:49:21,459 --> 00:49:22,917
Please help me.
733
00:49:23,584 --> 00:49:25,209
Greet. Are you Okay?
734
00:49:25,292 --> 00:49:26,459
Yes. Yes.
735
00:49:26,751 --> 00:49:28,792
Um... call your boyfriend or...
736
00:49:28,876 --> 00:49:30,667
No. Are not. Um...
737
00:49:31,209 --> 00:49:32,876
I don't have one.
I just...
738
00:49:33,084 --> 00:49:34,917
just trying
contact my parents.
739
00:49:35,001 --> 00:49:36,209
Where are they?
740
00:49:36,542 --> 00:49:38,751
Um, they're in New Mexico.
741
00:49:38,876 --> 00:49:41,126
I come from Kiev, Ukraine.
742
00:49:41,209 --> 00:49:45,167
But I had to move a lot
place as a child because of my father's job.
743
00:49:46,376 --> 00:49:49,542
I never really
feel like I belong...
744
00:49:49,626 --> 00:49:51,209
anywhere, I guess.
745
00:49:51,459 --> 00:49:53,959
Well, I was born and
grew up in Oregon -
746
00:49:54,126 --> 00:49:55,751
I've lived there all my life so-
747
00:49:56,334 --> 00:49:57,626
can't really relate.
748
00:49:59,167 --> 00:50:00,917
It's stupid to think now, but...
749
00:50:01,959 --> 00:50:05,626
I wish my dad never did
got that job from Chicane.
750
00:50:07,167 --> 00:50:08,167
Chicane?
751
00:50:08,792 --> 00:50:11,001
Like research facilities?
- Yes.
752
00:50:11,209 --> 00:50:13,251
He, um... He's a scientist.
753
00:50:13,834 --> 00:50:15,501
Oh, oh. - Yes.
754
00:50:16,459 --> 00:50:19,876
I just wish...
I can see them more.
755
00:50:21,334 --> 00:50:22,626
So sorry. - It's OK.
756
00:50:24,376 --> 00:50:25,251
So...
757
00:50:28,334 --> 00:50:29,459
You don't like her?
758
00:50:29,542 --> 00:50:30,542
Oh... Wha...
759
00:50:31,709 --> 00:50:33,292
Oh, yeah... her?
760
00:50:33,459 --> 00:50:34,876
Yes. - OH.
761
00:50:35,084 --> 00:50:36,126
Are not.
762
00:50:37,334 --> 00:50:38,209
Joe!
763
00:50:38,751 --> 00:50:39,626
Zach!
764
00:50:40,251 --> 00:50:41,126
KIT!
765
00:50:41,959 --> 00:50:42,959
No, I mean...
766
00:50:43,042 --> 00:50:43,959
No.
767
00:50:45,584 --> 00:50:47,876
It's funny that you
saying that, um, actually...
768
00:50:48,001 --> 00:50:50,376
that you mentioned that...
because, um...
769
00:50:51,751 --> 00:50:52,876
Actually...
770
00:50:54,584 --> 00:50:55,584
I...
771
00:50:56,626 --> 00:50:58,751
I, um... I like you.
772
00:51:00,751 --> 00:51:02,126
Do you like me?
773
00:51:03,542 --> 00:51:06,501
Correct. Um, like...
774
00:51:06,709 --> 00:51:07,917
like very much.
775
00:51:08,376 --> 00:51:10,501
I think you are very beautiful. So...
776
00:51:10,584 --> 00:51:13,334
Oh. Alright. I got it.
777
00:51:13,792 --> 00:51:16,126
Well, for the record...
778
00:51:16,376 --> 00:51:19,376
I don't think either
you are so terrible.
779
00:51:19,459 --> 00:51:21,834
Oh, you can be funny.
- Mm-hm. I can.
780
00:51:22,834 --> 00:51:26,751
I know this isn't it
best time, um, but...
781
00:51:27,209 --> 00:51:29,209
I was wondering, if...
782
00:51:29,334 --> 00:51:31,751
you might want to have...
783
00:51:31,917 --> 00:51:34,292
This dance with me.
784
00:51:37,334 --> 00:51:39,667
Zach, no music.
785
00:51:39,917 --> 00:51:41,042
Oh, um...
786
00:51:41,751 --> 00:51:42,751
Yes...
787
00:51:46,417 --> 00:51:47,584
There may be.
788
00:51:51,251 --> 00:51:53,417
Don't be a jerk
love just wants to have sex
789
00:51:53,751 --> 00:51:56,084
Before the world ends?
790
00:51:57,167 --> 00:51:58,334
I just want to dance...
791
00:52:01,042 --> 00:52:02,084
with you.
792
00:52:07,334 --> 00:52:11,709
Joe! Take me away. Fuck me.
- Alright. Alright.
793
00:52:12,917 --> 00:52:14,626
Try your best! Don't stop now.
794
00:52:14,751 --> 00:52:15,751
Oh, good.
795
00:52:17,376 --> 00:52:18,792
Oh, Joe!
796
00:52:18,876 --> 00:52:22,084
Wait-wait-wait! Stop, stop
stop, stop, stop! Wait, wait!
797
00:52:22,209 --> 00:52:23,042
One second! - ARE NOT!
798
00:52:23,126 --> 00:52:24,417
Please wait a second!
- Slap me!
799
00:52:24,834 --> 00:52:26,167
Slap me!
800
00:52:32,126 --> 00:52:34,417
Oh, yeah...
Just found this song.
801
00:52:34,501 --> 00:52:35,542
Um-hmm.
802
00:52:36,626 --> 00:52:38,042
You really have
can know this.
803
00:52:38,126 --> 00:52:39,584
Yes? - Um...
804
00:52:41,876 --> 00:52:43,084
Okay.
805
00:52:43,167 --> 00:52:46,876
Relax, Don Juan.
806
00:53:05,084 --> 00:53:06,417
You are so beautiful.
807
00:53:45,459 --> 00:53:47,084
What's wrong with the lights?
808
00:53:49,334 --> 00:53:50,751
You don't want to know.
809
00:53:56,709 --> 00:53:57,751
Happy birthday.
810
00:54:18,709 --> 00:54:21,501
It's freezing here.
- Shut up! Shut up.
811
00:54:46,001 --> 00:54:47,959
Not on my watch.
812
00:54:58,042 --> 00:55:00,167
Merry Christmas.
813
00:55:01,126 --> 00:55:03,251
Look at that scar.
- Where did you get that?
814
00:55:03,376 --> 00:55:04,334
In a war.
815
00:55:04,584 --> 00:55:06,751
Battle?
- Yes. With a cat.
816
00:55:06,834 --> 00:55:09,001
Ah, the real thing?
- Fully grown.
817
00:55:09,084 --> 00:55:10,417
OH. - Yes.
818
00:55:12,334 --> 00:55:14,251
So we understand it.
819
00:55:14,542 --> 00:55:15,751
You guys had sex.
820
00:55:16,542 --> 00:55:17,917
ARE NOT! We didn't.
- Are not.
821
00:55:18,001 --> 00:55:19,542
Why do you think that?
822
00:55:20,751 --> 00:55:24,001
By the way, what's up with the lights?
So? Poor wiring or...
823
00:55:24,126 --> 00:55:25,917
Oh... well, yeah...
824
00:55:26,084 --> 00:55:27,917
In the heat of the moment, and uh... well...
825
00:55:28,001 --> 00:55:29,126
Guys, guys, guys!
826
00:55:29,792 --> 00:55:31,542
I think I understand now.
- What?
827
00:55:32,167 --> 00:55:33,709
This morning when they
I left home -
828
00:55:33,792 --> 00:55:35,542
There is blue smoke in the forest.
829
00:55:37,626 --> 00:55:39,167
Don't recall that, no.
830
00:55:39,334 --> 00:55:41,667
Well, let me explain.
831
00:56:00,751 --> 00:56:02,126
Right! Don't you remember?
832
00:56:02,209 --> 00:56:03,751
Still don't remember.
833
00:56:03,834 --> 00:56:06,542
ARE NOT!
I also saw it when...
834
00:56:07,459 --> 00:56:09,376
What the hell?!
835
00:56:09,709 --> 00:56:12,209
Hey, you idiot. Where is everyone?
836
00:56:12,334 --> 00:56:13,376
Huh?
837
00:56:13,459 --> 00:56:16,001
I'm Joe. I'm Zach's best friend.
838
00:56:16,292 --> 00:56:18,667
Zach has a penis
much bigger than me.
839
00:56:18,751 --> 00:56:20,667
I love him very much.
840
00:56:21,459 --> 00:56:22,376
I never said that!
841
00:56:22,459 --> 00:56:24,584
Alright. We will continue. Them
we will continue. Sorry, sorry, sorry.
842
00:56:24,959 --> 00:56:26,792
Um, at that time Jaakko was like -
843
00:56:27,001 --> 00:56:29,042
Uh, I'm not
the best in the field
844
00:56:29,126 --> 00:56:32,292
hey but i think every
Everyone goes in that direction.
845
00:56:32,542 --> 00:56:33,709
No, that's not true.
846
00:56:34,042 --> 00:56:35,876
Um...
ah, your voice sounds like...
847
00:56:35,959 --> 00:56:38,501
Jaa... I'm Jaakko. Are not. Um.
848
00:56:38,584 --> 00:56:39,959
Hold on. Let me try again.
849
00:56:40,459 --> 00:56:42,001
I am not
the best but
850
00:56:42,084 --> 00:56:45,334
I think everyone
are all going in that direction.
851
00:56:45,834 --> 00:56:47,959
I... again. I keep doing it.
852
00:56:48,209 --> 00:56:50,917
Um. Looks pretty lame.
853
00:56:51,126 --> 00:56:52,167
That's still not true.
854
00:56:52,251 --> 00:56:53,542
No, no. Sounds good.
855
00:56:53,709 --> 00:56:55,501
Is it cool?
- Yes. Yes, that's good.
856
00:56:55,584 --> 00:56:57,292
Cool. - It's done.
857
00:56:58,084 --> 00:56:59,292
Anyway...
858
00:57:00,417 --> 00:57:04,126
W-What about the smoke
what about green? Um...
859
00:57:04,209 --> 00:57:05,417
Well, please wait.
860
00:57:06,376 --> 00:57:07,417
It's coming.
861
00:57:07,792 --> 00:57:11,292
And I guess it looks like
a sexy nun party.
862
00:57:12,376 --> 00:57:15,292
And then there's the party
Great 80s looks
863
00:57:15,376 --> 00:57:17,167
really great! Perhaps
none of this nonsense
864
00:57:17,251 --> 00:57:18,792
What will happen if we go there?
865
00:57:18,959 --> 00:57:21,167
OH. Where? OH.
866
00:57:23,584 --> 00:57:25,251
It's relevant
What comes to The Creeps?
867
00:57:25,334 --> 00:57:26,209
You.
868
00:57:26,292 --> 00:57:27,959
Whenever we kill
one of those Creeps -
869
00:57:28,209 --> 00:57:30,501
Green blood gushed out. Right?
870
00:57:32,417 --> 00:57:34,292
And their eyes, they glow green.
871
00:57:35,292 --> 00:57:36,501
Like...
872
00:57:39,084 --> 00:57:40,584
smoke the northern lights.
873
00:57:44,751 --> 00:57:45,751
ARE NOT? Oh!
874
00:57:47,584 --> 00:57:49,542
In the book Jaakko
Found in the woods...
875
00:57:49,626 --> 00:57:50,542
This is my book
876
00:57:50,626 --> 00:57:52,709
Well that's your book.
You found this in the forest.
877
00:57:52,792 --> 00:57:53,792
Here is the answer for
878
00:57:53,876 --> 00:57:55,417
everything is happening here.
879
00:57:56,792 --> 00:57:59,376
Oh, you mean The Creeps?!
- Yes, exactly.
880
00:57:59,626 --> 00:58:02,876
They are like evil spirits
This is from another dimension.
881
00:58:03,209 --> 00:58:04,501
Ouch. - This is crazy.
882
00:58:04,584 --> 00:58:05,667
That's amazing.
883
00:58:05,751 --> 00:58:07,417
Yes, it's great Jaakko.
884
00:58:07,501 --> 00:58:09,417
And this book...
it's like a diary.
885
00:58:09,501 --> 00:58:11,709
There are pictures all about
these. Look!
886
00:58:12,292 --> 00:58:13,167
Oh my God.
887
00:58:13,251 --> 00:58:15,501
There is a machine that produces smoke.
888
00:58:15,792 --> 00:58:16,667
Ouch.
889
00:58:17,459 --> 00:58:19,917
And someone set this up.
- Ah.
890
00:58:20,501 --> 00:58:21,501
But why?
891
00:58:23,584 --> 00:58:25,167
Oh, I think I know!
892
00:58:26,084 --> 00:58:27,292
Someone...
893
00:58:27,584 --> 00:58:29,626
hate ski resorts.
894
00:58:32,626 --> 00:58:33,459
Are not.
895
00:58:34,084 --> 00:58:35,251
Alright. Are not. Forget it.
896
00:58:35,751 --> 00:58:38,584
Well, it looks like it catches
starting from World War II -
897
00:58:38,667 --> 00:58:41,126
but I can't read anything.
Everything is in German...
898
00:58:41,251 --> 00:58:44,126
and Russian and yes... yes
German symbols
899
00:58:44,209 --> 00:58:46,292
Nazis and all that
this crazy drawing, and...
900
00:58:48,167 --> 00:58:49,167
and Chicane.
901
00:58:50,751 --> 00:58:54,292
Chicane. My dad's Chicane?
- Yes.
902
00:58:54,459 --> 00:58:56,334
And somehow all
are all connected to The Creeps.
903
00:58:56,959 --> 00:59:00,167
And I believe. I firmly believe -
904
00:59:00,542 --> 00:59:03,876
that the source of all these
This crazy murder is...
905
00:59:05,626 --> 00:59:06,751
from that blue smoke.
906
00:59:07,376 --> 00:59:09,501
Yes! Blue smoke, my dear!
907
00:59:10,876 --> 00:59:12,417
No, no. Not like weed.
908
00:59:12,501 --> 00:59:14,459
Not... like... like
like green...
909
00:59:14,542 --> 00:59:17,001
from the machine. The machine.
Not weed.
910
00:59:17,667 --> 00:59:18,417
The machine.
911
00:59:21,876 --> 00:59:22,876
Are not.
912
00:59:23,709 --> 00:59:25,292
I want to kill him.
913
00:59:26,167 --> 00:59:28,876
That's completely true
sounds cliché...
914
00:59:28,959 --> 00:59:32,751
birth feature
wrestling, writing B movies...
915
00:59:34,209 --> 00:59:35,084
But...
916
00:59:36,542 --> 00:59:38,001
in this case...
917
00:59:38,251 --> 00:59:40,459
in fact it might even be...
918
00:59:41,251 --> 00:59:42,209
right.
919
00:59:43,501 --> 00:59:44,584
Thank.
920
00:59:46,042 --> 00:59:47,001
Oh!
921
00:59:47,084 --> 00:59:49,334
Wait! Is it okay if I do that?
- It's OK.
922
00:59:50,292 --> 00:59:52,251
Oh! OH!
- What's going on?
923
00:59:52,334 --> 00:59:54,417
Oh my God, Dad, is that
kiss that we see?
924
00:59:54,584 --> 00:59:57,084
What's going on here?
925
00:59:58,084 --> 00:59:59,126
Hey, hey.
926
00:59:59,209 --> 01:00:02,459
I think this is
cabin of love.
927
01:00:14,126 --> 01:00:16,251
OH. Damned.
928
01:00:17,001 --> 01:00:19,751
Um... sorry guys.
That's my dad.
929
01:00:23,501 --> 01:00:25,501
Hey, let's go to sleep.
- Alright. Right behind you.
930
01:00:26,376 --> 01:00:28,792
Hey Zach. Maybe you're already asleep.
931
01:00:28,876 --> 01:00:30,251
If only he knew the truth...
932
01:00:30,584 --> 01:00:32,626
I just want to wish
Happy birthday to you.
933
01:00:34,042 --> 01:00:35,542
I was a little surprised.
934
01:00:35,667 --> 01:00:37,542
Alright. A big surprise
for you tomorrow -
935
01:00:37,667 --> 01:00:39,417
and I can't wait
want you to see it.
936
01:00:39,751 --> 01:00:40,667
You know what?
937
01:00:40,751 --> 01:00:42,626
I'm very proud of you.
938
01:00:42,876 --> 01:00:44,376
And I love you, son.
939
01:00:45,376 --> 01:00:46,626
I love you too, dad.
940
01:00:51,209 --> 01:00:52,042
Have a good night!
941
01:00:53,084 --> 01:00:54,626
It's Christopher Lambert!
942
01:00:54,709 --> 01:00:55,834
And they said...
943
01:00:58,792 --> 01:00:59,792
Finland...
944
01:01:00,417 --> 01:01:04,167
is one of the nations
safest house in the world.
945
01:01:04,709 --> 01:01:05,876
Ha-ha!
946
01:01:14,626 --> 01:01:16,542
I hope you don't mind.
947
01:01:16,876 --> 01:01:18,584
I'll be on my way soon.
948
01:01:18,667 --> 01:01:20,292
That's absolutely amazing.
949
01:01:21,209 --> 01:01:24,792
So you are a Hollywood superstar?
950
01:01:24,876 --> 01:01:26,584
I am. Yes.
951
01:01:27,126 --> 01:01:28,126
Um...
952
01:01:30,001 --> 01:01:31,167
Are you okay?
953
01:01:31,626 --> 01:01:33,834
I - I - I love you...
954
01:01:36,459 --> 01:01:38,584
You must be Zach.
955
01:01:39,709 --> 01:01:42,542
You know my name?
- Of course.
956
01:01:42,792 --> 01:01:44,751
Your father told me about you.
957
01:01:45,001 --> 01:01:46,209
My dad? Uh?
958
01:01:46,709 --> 01:01:51,042
Yes. I want to wish
Happy birthday to you
959
01:01:51,834 --> 01:01:55,626
on this very crazy day.
960
01:01:55,751 --> 01:01:58,292
Am I dreaming?
I... am... am I dreaming?
961
01:01:59,709 --> 01:02:01,459
Just remember...
962
01:02:01,542 --> 01:02:03,501
you only have one life.
963
01:02:04,209 --> 01:02:07,542
So choose the best one.
964
01:02:07,917 --> 01:02:11,126
Fight for these
what you believe is true.
965
01:02:11,626 --> 01:02:13,709
Surround yourself...
966
01:02:13,792 --> 01:02:16,001
with friends and people
loved one,
967
01:02:16,084 --> 01:02:18,792
real people
concern for you.
968
01:02:18,876 --> 01:02:21,542
Follow your passion and dreams
969
01:02:22,084 --> 01:02:25,292
and always believe in yourself.
970
01:02:26,084 --> 01:02:27,542
This is crazy.
971
01:02:28,084 --> 01:02:31,709
So go and pursue
The greatest gift of all.
972
01:02:32,001 --> 01:02:33,126
Life.
973
01:02:33,417 --> 01:02:36,042
Be kind and charming.
974
01:02:36,459 --> 01:02:40,667
And always look at things
with an open heart.
975
01:02:41,459 --> 01:02:42,917
And I promise you,
976
01:02:43,376 --> 01:02:45,709
Your dream will come true.
977
01:02:46,251 --> 01:02:47,751
I believe in you.
978
01:03:01,001 --> 01:03:02,917
Stay safe, kids.
979
01:03:05,959 --> 01:03:07,042
I will come back.
980
01:03:08,792 --> 01:03:11,834
Dude, it's Christopher
Damn Lambert!
981
01:03:13,709 --> 01:03:14,584
That's amazing.
982
01:03:18,834 --> 01:03:20,209
Thank you, dad.
983
01:03:21,584 --> 01:03:23,042
I know what I have to do now.
984
01:03:23,126 --> 01:03:25,167
Hey, me too.
985
01:03:26,959 --> 01:03:28,417
What...
- Hey boy.
986
01:03:28,501 --> 01:03:29,959
Oh my God. I don't know if I have
Can you eat those things?
987
01:03:30,042 --> 01:03:31,292
Hey, gluten-free.
988
01:03:31,376 --> 01:03:32,709
Cookies!
- You can eat those.
989
01:03:32,792 --> 01:03:34,667
How do you know?
- That's Biff's secret.
990
01:03:35,459 --> 01:03:37,417
He has bad things just like you.
991
01:03:37,584 --> 01:03:39,792
Also you need energy.
Huh?
992
01:03:40,376 --> 01:03:41,417
Alright. - Just take one.
993
01:03:41,501 --> 01:03:43,001
Alright. Uh...
- Hey!
994
01:03:43,167 --> 01:03:44,584
Congratulations. - Congratulations.
995
01:03:48,834 --> 01:03:50,209
That's good.
996
01:03:50,959 --> 01:03:52,126
Oh my God.
997
01:03:52,792 --> 01:03:54,792
It's very good. - Yes.
998
01:03:55,084 --> 01:03:56,876
This is a funky flavor.
999
01:03:57,209 --> 01:03:58,292
What is that?
1000
01:03:58,376 --> 01:03:59,417
Banana.
1001
01:04:06,792 --> 01:04:09,084
What's in those cookies?
1002
01:04:09,209 --> 01:04:13,042
They work, like
like a Spielberg movie...
1003
01:04:14,209 --> 01:04:18,001
Dude. If they
I intend to kill Kurgan -
1004
01:04:18,084 --> 01:04:20,501
Kurgan? Guys, that's talent
Highlander reference material.
1005
01:04:20,876 --> 01:04:22,959
Jaakko just did it.
Today is my birthday...
1006
01:04:23,042 --> 01:04:24,709
You need to see it!
- Are you going to...
1007
01:04:25,042 --> 01:04:26,751
You will need this.
1008
01:04:27,001 --> 01:04:29,334
Oh my God...ha-ha!
1009
01:04:30,292 --> 01:04:33,001
Thank you Ramírez. - Nothing.
1010
01:04:35,209 --> 01:04:38,959
The feeling you feel
seeing is Quickness.
1011
01:04:39,042 --> 01:04:42,459
What's going on?
- They are completely baked.
1012
01:04:43,251 --> 01:04:44,501
I feel it.
1013
01:04:46,751 --> 01:04:48,251
I feel it!
1014
01:04:48,751 --> 01:04:49,709
You know -
1015
01:04:49,917 --> 01:04:51,251
we are one - Yes.
1016
01:04:51,334 --> 01:04:53,334
We are brothers. - Correct.
1017
01:04:55,167 --> 01:04:56,542
Let's finish this game!
1018
01:04:56,834 --> 01:04:58,876
Hey, maybe I should stay here and
1019
01:04:58,959 --> 01:05:01,834
protect the girls
ours, right?
1020
01:05:01,917 --> 01:05:03,334
Yes man. That's great.
- Yes.
1021
01:05:04,667 --> 01:05:08,209
Greet! Highlanders.
Take your coat.
1022
01:05:08,292 --> 01:05:10,459
We need to go. Austria
Your coat is over there.
1023
01:05:10,542 --> 01:05:12,126
Try your best!
- Where are we going again?
1024
01:05:12,209 --> 01:05:13,626
Hello ladies...
1025
01:05:14,167 --> 01:05:15,542
Tracking cookies.
1026
01:05:15,917 --> 01:05:18,084
Come get the cookies.
1027
01:05:18,167 --> 01:05:20,126
Hehe. It's a cookie.
1028
01:05:22,292 --> 01:05:24,126
Today is my birthday!
1029
01:05:24,209 --> 01:05:26,126
Yes! Happy birthday Zach!
1030
01:05:26,292 --> 01:05:27,459
Thank you Joe!
1031
01:05:28,459 --> 01:05:29,626
Oh shit!
1032
01:05:29,751 --> 01:05:31,001
Car crash!
1033
01:05:32,376 --> 01:05:34,084
I had sex!
1034
01:05:34,167 --> 01:05:36,792
I met Christopher Lambert! Oh!
1035
01:05:37,459 --> 01:05:39,709
You! Shut up!
1036
01:05:40,376 --> 01:05:42,292
I'm not a virgin anymore!
1037
01:05:42,376 --> 01:05:45,084
I'm still a virgin!
- Yes!
1038
01:05:45,667 --> 01:05:47,376
Car crash! - Car crash!
1039
01:05:47,459 --> 01:05:48,292
Damn it!
1040
01:05:51,126 --> 01:05:53,376
Oh! - We're here!
1041
01:05:53,626 --> 01:05:55,834
Dude. Do you remember when
Did we just do that?
1042
01:05:55,917 --> 01:05:56,917
What?
1043
01:05:57,292 --> 01:05:58,459
We just went downhill.
1044
01:05:58,542 --> 01:06:00,626
When? - Oh shit. Greet!
1045
01:06:00,959 --> 01:06:02,251
You are here!
1046
01:06:06,042 --> 01:06:07,626
That's a strong woman.
- I like her.
1047
01:06:07,709 --> 01:06:09,709
She's so feisty, and
I absolutely love that.
1048
01:06:09,792 --> 01:06:10,709
That's right.
1049
01:06:13,334 --> 01:06:15,001
First-person shooter?
1050
01:06:15,542 --> 01:06:16,751
First-person shooters, baby.
1051
01:06:17,001 --> 01:06:19,001
Yes! - Boom!
1052
01:06:19,584 --> 01:06:23,542
Na-na-na-na-na, Batman!
1053
01:06:24,334 --> 01:06:26,501
Pretty. Because you have a stick.
- See.
1054
01:06:28,501 --> 01:06:29,542
Alright.
1055
01:06:32,292 --> 01:06:33,292
Oh shit!
1056
01:06:40,042 --> 01:06:41,334
Three points! - Are you guys okay?
1057
01:06:41,459 --> 01:06:43,209
Yes! Are you Okay?!
1058
01:06:43,417 --> 01:06:45,167
I'm perfectly healthy, honey.
- Yes!
1059
01:06:45,251 --> 01:06:47,042
They just keep coming.
1060
01:06:47,251 --> 01:06:48,751
Like sexy nun.
1061
01:06:50,584 --> 01:06:51,542
Oh my God!
1062
01:06:59,751 --> 01:07:01,792
Greet! Splash it baby!
1063
01:07:02,792 --> 01:07:04,334
Haha! Yes man!
1064
01:07:04,709 --> 01:07:07,501
Splash two! Opera.
1065
01:07:07,584 --> 01:07:09,084
Nice man!
- I like it very much!
1066
01:07:09,417 --> 01:07:11,334
Congratulations! - You! You!
1067
01:07:11,584 --> 01:07:13,251
Come here! Try your best. Let's go.
1068
01:07:22,542 --> 01:07:24,584
Try your best! Here!
- Zach, come on! Zach!
1069
01:07:24,667 --> 01:07:25,667
Damned!
1070
01:07:30,667 --> 01:07:32,709
We need to close the door!
Try your best!
1071
01:07:39,501 --> 01:07:41,251
Return. Try your best!
1072
01:07:45,876 --> 01:07:47,876
Wait, wait, wait
wait, wait, wait!
1073
01:07:48,459 --> 01:07:49,459
What is the plan?
1074
01:07:53,376 --> 01:07:55,626
OH! That's genius. - OH.
1075
01:07:56,792 --> 01:07:59,126
Ohhh.
- Smart. She's smart.
1076
01:07:59,501 --> 01:08:02,167
You are a smart person
the best I know. You know?
1077
01:08:03,126 --> 01:08:04,792
You're so tall, my dear.
1078
01:08:05,917 --> 01:08:07,042
Damned!
1079
01:08:11,209 --> 01:08:14,126
Oh my God!
That's terrible!
1080
01:08:14,792 --> 01:08:16,792
That's disgusting.
1081
01:08:17,167 --> 01:08:18,626
Yes! - Oh.
1082
01:08:19,251 --> 01:08:20,792
The way it melts makes me
1083
01:08:20,876 --> 01:08:22,792
remember when I ate ice cream...
1084
01:08:22,917 --> 01:08:24,126
Oh, hey!
1085
01:08:27,292 --> 01:08:28,417
I think it's playing a game.
1086
01:08:33,709 --> 01:08:36,584
Are you able to stay awake?
You? Try your best!
1087
01:08:37,626 --> 01:08:39,126
Hey, I'm so sorry.
1088
01:08:39,417 --> 01:08:41,126
Don't leave me like this.
1089
01:08:52,334 --> 01:08:54,001
Oh, what a snake!
1090
01:08:54,376 --> 01:08:56,084
You mean my cock?
1091
01:08:57,334 --> 01:08:58,667
Oh, please.
1092
01:08:59,001 --> 01:09:00,292
Stop it.
1093
01:09:02,876 --> 01:09:03,876
Joe?
1094
01:09:04,626 --> 01:09:05,751
Zach?
1095
01:09:09,709 --> 01:09:10,626
Thoi?
1096
01:09:13,917 --> 01:09:16,084
What are you doing?
What the hell is going on here?!
1097
01:09:18,209 --> 01:09:20,667
How did you two get in here?
1098
01:09:20,751 --> 01:09:22,376
Greet! You want a hologram!
1099
01:09:22,459 --> 01:09:24,251
Greet! Whist.
1100
01:09:30,167 --> 01:09:31,376
You are so...
1101
01:09:32,042 --> 01:09:33,459
damn!
1102
01:09:33,542 --> 01:09:34,501
I have this.
1103
01:09:34,792 --> 01:09:36,751
I have this.
- Stay with us. Are not.
1104
01:09:36,834 --> 01:09:39,334
I don't even
know your name, but I have...
1105
01:09:40,376 --> 01:09:42,459
I will... protect you, ladies.
1106
01:09:44,334 --> 01:09:46,042
Killer underwear.
1107
01:09:46,167 --> 01:09:47,501
Where did you buy them?
1108
01:09:48,001 --> 01:09:49,417
Loser 'R' us?
1109
01:09:49,834 --> 01:09:50,834
Now go away!
1110
01:09:51,042 --> 01:09:53,501
No Biff!
You leave us alone!
1111
01:09:54,001 --> 01:09:55,459
What did you say?!
1112
01:09:55,751 --> 01:09:57,834
You know, you're an asshole!
1113
01:09:58,209 --> 01:09:59,917
Huh? You know what else?
1114
01:10:01,001 --> 01:10:02,209
Life is too short -
1115
01:10:02,501 --> 01:10:05,209
be associated with these
people like you, so -
1116
01:10:05,584 --> 01:10:06,876
Damn Biff!
1117
01:10:07,876 --> 01:10:10,834
You really think that
Do they care about you?
1118
01:10:13,251 --> 01:10:15,751
I have learned that
from a true friend.
1119
01:10:16,001 --> 01:10:17,376
You bastard!
1120
01:10:17,459 --> 01:10:19,292
I know you are, but -
1121
01:10:19,501 --> 01:10:20,417
What am I?
1122
01:10:20,501 --> 01:10:21,501
A hero!
1123
01:10:23,959 --> 01:10:25,251
That's right!
1124
01:10:25,751 --> 01:10:27,001
A hero!
1125
01:10:30,626 --> 01:10:32,542
It's called Back to the Future!
1126
01:10:32,834 --> 01:10:34,001
You bastard!
1127
01:10:41,751 --> 01:10:43,876
Hero! Hero! Hero!
1128
01:10:44,792 --> 01:10:45,876
Return.
1129
01:10:48,209 --> 01:10:50,292
Should we continue, ladies?
1130
01:10:50,376 --> 01:10:51,376
Yes!
1131
01:10:53,001 --> 01:10:54,417
Can you help me up?
- Yes.
1132
01:10:54,792 --> 01:10:55,917
OH. This is difficult.
- Alright.
1133
01:10:56,001 --> 01:10:57,126
Argh!
1134
01:11:12,751 --> 01:11:14,501
Oh man, there's a car!
1135
01:11:14,876 --> 01:11:16,792
Oh sweet. What does mine say?
1136
01:11:17,417 --> 01:11:19,959
We can
saw a car.
1137
01:11:20,584 --> 01:11:22,376
I love that movie though.
- I also like it very much.
1138
01:11:22,584 --> 01:11:25,709
The three best movies ever made.
- The top three? That's pretty good.
1139
01:11:25,834 --> 01:11:27,334
What the hell?!
1140
01:11:29,751 --> 01:11:31,292
Did you hear anything? - OH.
1141
01:11:31,709 --> 01:11:34,042
Joe, you won't
don't believe this...
1142
01:11:34,126 --> 01:11:35,876
Huh? - That's my belly.
1143
01:11:37,126 --> 01:11:39,126
My stomach.
I'm hungry. I'm very...
1144
01:11:39,209 --> 01:11:40,667
I'm never hungry
like this before.
1145
01:11:40,751 --> 01:11:42,334
Natalia? Do you have food?
1146
01:11:42,417 --> 01:11:44,001
We will...
- We need food.
1147
01:11:44,126 --> 01:11:45,584
You! Concentrate!
1148
01:11:45,959 --> 01:11:47,626
Please. God!
1149
01:11:48,167 --> 01:11:51,292
Greet! But I have a cake
sandwiches! I got it from the store.
1150
01:11:51,376 --> 01:11:52,751
Do you have sandwiches?
- Uh-huh.
1151
01:11:52,876 --> 01:11:54,834
Oh what is that? - Um...
1152
01:11:55,001 --> 01:11:56,584
I don't know?
- Is it similar to wheat?
1153
01:11:56,667 --> 01:11:59,209
No, I think it's like...
- I can't eat gluten.
1154
01:11:59,334 --> 01:12:00,834
I think it's ham, man.
- Ham?
1155
01:12:00,917 --> 01:12:02,751
It's ham.
- Shh! You.
1156
01:12:02,834 --> 01:12:04,042
Whist.
1157
01:12:07,167 --> 01:12:09,584
CCP. Oh!
1158
01:12:10,209 --> 01:12:11,917
You! Joe! Joe!
1159
01:12:12,251 --> 01:12:14,167
This must be the source.
1160
01:12:14,876 --> 01:12:16,834
Highlander 5 guys! - OH!
1161
01:12:17,584 --> 01:12:20,251
Whist!
- How to turn it off? You?
1162
01:12:20,501 --> 01:12:21,542
OH.
1163
01:12:21,792 --> 01:12:24,209
Um... Oh, the book!
The answer is in the book!
1164
01:12:24,459 --> 01:12:25,584
Book.
1165
01:12:25,876 --> 01:12:27,292
Damn book.
1166
01:12:27,417 --> 01:12:28,626
Book.
1167
01:12:29,042 --> 01:12:30,292
Book.
1168
01:12:33,709 --> 01:12:35,376
Uh, stab it
by a car.
1169
01:12:35,709 --> 01:12:36,792
Let's do it.
1170
01:12:37,459 --> 01:12:38,459
You forgot the book.
1171
01:12:38,626 --> 01:12:39,584
I forgot the book.
1172
01:12:40,167 --> 01:12:41,626
Great! - You guys...
1173
01:12:43,709 --> 01:12:44,834
Let's blow it up.
1174
01:12:45,459 --> 01:12:46,334
What?
1175
01:12:47,376 --> 01:12:48,251
Alright.
1176
01:12:51,126 --> 01:12:52,459
Joe, are you okay? - Damn it!
1177
01:12:53,542 --> 01:12:54,709
All good.
1178
01:12:55,001 --> 01:12:56,209
Oh! Argh! Argh!
1179
01:12:56,292 --> 01:12:57,917
What?!
- Dude, did you kill him?!
1180
01:12:58,001 --> 01:13:00,042
I didn't kill him.
He was there, the dog.
1181
01:13:00,584 --> 01:13:02,459
The guy was here when we arrived.
1182
01:13:02,542 --> 01:13:03,501
You guys...
- He's dead.
1183
01:13:03,584 --> 01:13:04,959
He's dead. That's not good.
1184
01:13:05,042 --> 01:13:06,626
That's not good.
1185
01:13:06,876 --> 01:13:09,959
That's - that's good.
That's so good!
1186
01:13:10,042 --> 01:13:11,042
Zach?!
1187
01:13:12,584 --> 01:13:13,751
What's wrong, honey?
1188
01:13:14,167 --> 01:13:16,334
Okay, sir, I'm 20 years old.
1189
01:13:16,542 --> 01:13:17,626
You are so cute.
1190
01:13:17,792 --> 01:13:19,584
And you're eating regular bread.
1191
01:13:21,334 --> 01:13:22,292
Yes.
1192
01:13:23,667 --> 01:13:24,667
Oh...
1193
01:13:25,959 --> 01:13:27,001
Oh!
1194
01:13:30,209 --> 01:13:32,376
Does it say something?
1195
01:13:32,584 --> 01:13:35,667
What? All I heard was...
1196
01:13:39,334 --> 01:13:40,334
Oh shit!
1197
01:13:43,501 --> 01:13:45,709
Is this true? Ah... Okay.
1198
01:13:50,042 --> 01:13:51,292
Oh, damn!
1199
01:13:59,167 --> 01:14:00,542
Argh!
1200
01:14:08,709 --> 01:14:09,917
Not today!
1201
01:14:15,542 --> 01:14:17,334
Joe! Beware! - Wargh!
1202
01:14:19,167 --> 01:14:20,417
It's snow!
1203
01:14:24,209 --> 01:14:25,334
Stupid snow!
1204
01:14:37,376 --> 01:14:38,917
Help! Help!
1205
01:14:40,001 --> 01:14:41,084
Zach?!
1206
01:14:42,042 --> 01:14:43,084
Ninja!
1207
01:14:49,584 --> 01:14:51,001
Smells so...
1208
01:14:53,709 --> 01:14:54,709
Zach?!
1209
01:14:56,126 --> 01:14:57,417
Stay away from me!
1210
01:15:04,251 --> 01:15:05,834
It's time to explode.
1211
01:15:15,959 --> 01:15:17,501
Oh... - Get up!
1212
01:15:19,334 --> 01:15:20,417
Thank.
1213
01:15:26,334 --> 01:15:27,334
What?
1214
01:15:31,209 --> 01:15:33,292
Oh, I need to stop
Doing drugs, man.
1215
01:15:33,834 --> 01:15:34,876
Oh...
1216
01:15:41,792 --> 01:15:43,292
Where the hell is Zach?!
1217
01:15:43,376 --> 01:15:45,042
I do not know.
Damn... pickup truck!
1218
01:15:45,501 --> 01:15:47,251
Oh, damn!
1219
01:15:48,501 --> 01:15:50,084
Try your best! - Oh shit!
1220
01:15:52,709 --> 01:15:54,126
Where the hell is Zach?!
1221
01:15:54,792 --> 01:15:55,917
What the hell!
1222
01:15:56,084 --> 01:15:57,917
Oh shit! Damned!
1223
01:15:58,001 --> 01:15:59,459
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
1224
01:15:59,542 --> 01:16:00,792
Come on, come on, come on.
- Go, go, go, go!
1225
01:16:12,001 --> 01:16:14,251
Hello!
1226
01:16:14,376 --> 01:16:15,501
Are you Okay?
1227
01:16:16,959 --> 01:16:19,834
You look so scary.
Um... how are you?
1228
01:16:27,792 --> 01:16:29,126
Try your best. Try your best. Try your best.
1229
01:16:29,876 --> 01:16:33,709
Okay here we go. I'm about to
Destroy some snowy ass.
1230
01:16:34,334 --> 01:16:35,126
Alright!
1231
01:16:41,167 --> 01:16:43,167
Alright. Alright. Again.
1232
01:16:43,626 --> 01:16:44,667
Alright.
1233
01:16:45,584 --> 01:16:47,334
Try your best. Try your best.
Try your best. Try your best.
1234
01:16:53,626 --> 01:16:55,959
OH! That poor man!
1235
01:17:03,917 --> 01:17:04,792
OH!
1236
01:17:05,542 --> 01:17:08,667
That's so close.
That's... argh...
1237
01:17:17,959 --> 01:17:18,959
Damn it!
1238
01:17:22,084 --> 01:17:23,042
Actually?!
1239
01:17:30,001 --> 01:17:31,959
Lambert! Please!
1240
01:17:36,709 --> 01:17:38,542
Go, go, go, go! - Yes, okay!
1241
01:17:38,626 --> 01:17:39,626
Ready?!
1242
01:17:45,459 --> 01:17:48,167
Again! Alright. Oh shit!
- Wa-ha-ha!
1243
01:17:48,251 --> 01:17:49,334
Oh shit!
1244
01:17:49,417 --> 01:17:51,626
Damn it! I have a spirit
I feel bad about this!
1245
01:17:51,709 --> 01:17:52,584
Damn it!
1246
01:17:52,959 --> 01:17:54,626
Damn... Oh! OH!
1247
01:17:54,709 --> 01:17:56,334
They came to rescue us!
1248
01:18:12,959 --> 01:18:15,042
Oh shit! - Oh shit!
1249
01:18:20,917 --> 01:18:22,626
You will die.
1250
01:18:22,876 --> 01:18:24,834
Like all your types.
1251
01:18:25,126 --> 01:18:28,042
We will travel through
the portal to your world -
1252
01:18:28,501 --> 01:18:29,834
and destroy it.
1253
01:18:30,834 --> 01:18:31,959
What?
1254
01:18:32,209 --> 01:18:33,084
A portal?
1255
01:18:39,917 --> 01:18:42,626
You know what? You just committed one
classic villain mistake -
1256
01:18:42,709 --> 01:18:43,542
wants to become a Kurgan.
1257
01:18:44,459 --> 01:18:46,376
You just told me everything
your plan. Yes.
1258
01:18:46,459 --> 01:18:47,709
That's right.
1259
01:18:52,792 --> 01:18:55,709
It's too late.
- Oh shit!
1260
01:19:01,876 --> 01:19:02,959
Please, please...
1261
01:19:03,042 --> 01:19:05,292
Please, please! Wait, wait!
1262
01:19:09,751 --> 01:19:12,001
Lambert?! - Hello Zach.
1263
01:19:12,459 --> 01:19:14,042
Did you call?
1264
01:19:17,542 --> 01:19:18,542
Go!
1265
01:19:31,292 --> 01:19:33,001
Finally...
1266
01:19:33,792 --> 01:19:36,626
there can only be one.
1267
01:19:44,917 --> 01:19:47,084
Go, go, go! Zach!
1268
01:19:47,542 --> 01:19:49,042
Zach?! - Correct!
1269
01:20:01,542 --> 01:20:02,709
What is he doing?
1270
01:20:05,501 --> 01:20:08,126
Bread!
Damn genius!
1271
01:20:08,209 --> 01:20:09,334
What?!
1272
01:20:13,876 --> 01:20:16,709
Go get that damn thing over there! Ha-ha!
1273
01:20:43,084 --> 01:20:44,292
Correct!
1274
01:20:44,542 --> 01:20:46,584
Stupid, stupid heads!
1275
01:20:56,459 --> 01:20:57,334
Oh!
1276
01:21:09,417 --> 01:21:11,501
Damn it! That was wild.
1277
01:21:12,917 --> 01:21:15,501
That worked!
- That's so wild.
1278
01:21:22,917 --> 01:21:24,542
There can only be one.
1279
01:21:29,167 --> 01:21:30,667
Oh! Ha-ha!
1280
01:21:32,626 --> 01:21:33,834
I'm sorry.
1281
01:21:34,584 --> 01:21:36,209
I'm emotional.
1282
01:21:42,292 --> 01:21:43,584
Are you okay?
1283
01:21:44,209 --> 01:21:45,209
I am now.
1284
01:21:46,126 --> 01:21:47,084
Honey...
1285
01:21:50,626 --> 01:21:51,667
So...
1286
01:21:52,667 --> 01:21:54,334
We - we did it, right?
1287
01:21:58,001 --> 01:21:59,417
Joe, come here, man!
- Joe, come on!
1288
01:21:59,501 --> 01:22:00,959
Try your best! - Joey!
1289
01:22:07,501 --> 01:22:08,792
Do you see this?
1290
01:22:16,376 --> 01:22:17,292
Key.
1291
01:22:18,167 --> 01:22:19,292
This unlocks it
the worlds, connecting the
1292
01:22:19,376 --> 01:22:21,834
space dimension,
Free the souls!
1293
01:22:22,167 --> 01:22:23,501
With this key...
1294
01:22:23,917 --> 01:22:27,084
I have the power!
1295
01:22:29,959 --> 01:22:31,209
What....
1296
01:22:31,292 --> 01:22:32,667
Give me the key!
1297
01:22:34,042 --> 01:22:35,251
Hello...
1298
01:22:35,876 --> 01:22:37,626
Gollum... Wake up!
- What?
1299
01:22:39,251 --> 01:22:40,917
Dude? What happened?
1300
01:22:41,542 --> 01:22:43,792
You have acted as the Lord of these
ring for us right there.
1301
01:22:44,167 --> 01:22:45,334
What? I...
1302
01:22:50,167 --> 01:22:51,584
What now?
- Oh shit!
1303
01:22:51,667 --> 01:22:53,792
I think this is...
It's time for us to leave!
1304
01:22:54,917 --> 01:22:55,876
Zach!
1305
01:22:56,626 --> 01:22:57,834
Try your best! - What, oh...
1306
01:22:57,917 --> 01:22:59,626
Guys!
- Damn, damn! It's OK!
1307
01:23:12,209 --> 01:23:13,709
Oh guys!
1308
01:23:14,751 --> 01:23:16,334
Holy schnikey!
1309
01:23:31,001 --> 01:23:32,251
These are some serious problems.
1310
01:23:32,501 --> 01:23:35,001
Oh broken! They look legit.
- Yes.
1311
01:23:35,084 --> 01:23:36,959
At least they don't have blue eyes.
1312
01:23:50,626 --> 01:23:51,917
You. That damn guy...
1313
01:23:52,709 --> 01:23:55,334
he stole
key from Chicane to
1314
01:23:55,417 --> 01:23:56,334
release the spirits
soul from another dimension
1315
01:23:56,417 --> 01:23:58,626
to finish what they were
started during World War II!
1316
01:24:00,542 --> 01:24:03,126
Go ahead, Agent Mulder.
Right.
1317
01:24:09,001 --> 01:24:11,001
Inform Chicane that
We got it back.
1318
01:24:11,459 --> 01:24:12,459
Copy that.
1319
01:24:18,042 --> 01:24:19,042
Okay...
1320
01:24:19,126 --> 01:24:20,459
Just um...
1321
01:24:21,042 --> 01:24:22,626
Let's get out of here guys.
Yes?
1322
01:24:22,709 --> 01:24:24,917
Yes. You're right.
She is always right.
1323
01:24:25,001 --> 01:24:25,917
Yes.
1324
01:24:27,084 --> 01:24:27,959
Alright.
1325
01:24:28,042 --> 01:24:29,292
Got it, man.
1326
01:24:39,626 --> 01:24:41,626
Yes! Oh!
1327
01:26:01,751 --> 01:26:03,001
Oh...
1328
01:26:05,959 --> 01:26:07,959
Oh... oh fuck!
1329
01:26:08,084 --> 01:26:08,917
What? - What?
1330
01:26:09,001 --> 01:26:11,209
That's my relative.
I better go.
1331
01:26:11,292 --> 01:26:12,292
OH.
1332
01:26:13,376 --> 01:26:14,251
You.
1333
01:26:14,459 --> 01:26:15,459
Try your best.
1334
01:26:16,167 --> 01:26:17,417
Friend!
1335
01:26:17,876 --> 01:26:19,542
That's amazing!
1336
01:26:20,959 --> 01:26:22,084
Joe, man...
1337
01:26:22,917 --> 01:26:24,834
just... thank you...
1338
01:26:25,167 --> 01:26:26,292
for everything.
1339
01:26:26,542 --> 01:26:28,334
I love you so much, my friend.
1340
01:26:28,417 --> 01:26:29,667
I love you too.
1341
01:26:32,001 --> 01:26:33,084
Whist!
1342
01:26:34,084 --> 01:26:35,292
Oh yes. Uh...
1343
01:26:35,626 --> 01:26:37,876
Better wash their hands.
- Try your best!
1344
01:26:39,001 --> 01:26:41,334
Yes, mom? Yes. I'm coming.
1345
01:26:41,584 --> 01:26:43,251
Best birthday ever!
1346
01:26:43,417 --> 01:26:45,084
Just go! - Yes, I'm here.
1347
01:26:45,167 --> 01:26:46,251
I'll see you later!
1348
01:26:48,084 --> 01:26:50,209
Is he something? - Yes.
1349
01:26:50,459 --> 01:26:52,084
Yes. He's funny.
1350
01:26:52,209 --> 01:26:53,209
Yes.
1351
01:26:54,834 --> 01:26:55,917
Yes...
1352
01:26:56,876 --> 01:26:58,167
Yes...
1353
01:26:58,792 --> 01:26:59,792
What now?
1354
01:27:00,876 --> 01:27:03,459
Um... I mean...
1355
01:27:03,542 --> 01:27:05,209
I've never been to New Mexico...
1356
01:27:05,584 --> 01:27:06,792
That's the truth.
1357
01:27:06,917 --> 01:27:07,917
Um...
1358
01:27:08,417 --> 01:27:10,626
I think we should fix that.
- Actually?
1359
01:27:10,709 --> 01:27:11,542
Yes.
1360
01:27:11,626 --> 01:27:13,459
Oh, what would that be like?
1361
01:27:13,917 --> 01:27:16,667
I think, something like...
1362
01:27:16,792 --> 01:27:17,792
this.
1363
01:27:29,126 --> 01:27:30,751
You did well, kid.
1364
01:27:32,876 --> 01:27:34,292
You did well.
1365
01:27:43,626 --> 01:27:46,751
OH. Hello stepfather.
1366
01:27:47,084 --> 01:27:47,917
Jaakko!
1367
01:27:49,751 --> 01:27:51,917
Hey dad. - Want to participate?
1368
01:27:52,751 --> 01:27:53,959
Oh, no!
1369
01:27:54,876 --> 01:27:56,626
Huh. Double trouble.
1370
01:27:57,626 --> 01:27:59,584
Ba-na-na-na-na-now!
1371
01:27:59,959 --> 01:28:02,334
What's going on, everyone?
Tom Cruise here.
1372
01:28:02,834 --> 01:28:05,584
Just kidding, it's Zach,
but you already know that.
1373
01:28:06,042 --> 01:28:07,542
So I guess you
wondering about it
1374
01:28:07,626 --> 01:28:09,542
What happened after the date
that day, right?
1375
01:28:09,751 --> 01:28:12,251
Well... my parents, last
with them also came -
1376
01:28:12,334 --> 01:28:14,667
and we had one
great birthday party
1377
01:28:14,751 --> 01:28:16,959
Great outside the slide area
snow with Joe's family.
1378
01:28:17,334 --> 01:28:19,501
They don't know what's going on
happened that night. And...
1379
01:28:19,584 --> 01:28:22,251
Trust me, them
I kept quiet.
1380
01:28:22,376 --> 01:28:24,709
My dad, he was so excited
Because I finally got to meet you
1381
01:28:24,792 --> 01:28:26,584
Christopher Lambert
and so do I.
1382
01:28:26,709 --> 01:28:28,959
By the way, who was
escaped that night -
1383
01:28:29,126 --> 01:28:32,001
unharmed and complete
full kick Kurgan's ass!
1384
01:28:32,292 --> 01:28:34,667
Whether you believe it or not,
we are actually in touch -
1385
01:28:34,876 --> 01:28:37,626
and he invited us to his house
him to show Highlander -
1386
01:28:37,792 --> 01:28:38,959
any time we want.
1387
01:28:39,292 --> 01:28:41,042
How awesome is that?!
1388
01:28:41,459 --> 01:28:43,876
Uh, you're probably wondering
What's going on with Jaakko?
1389
01:28:44,167 --> 01:28:47,959
Ah... that little henchman
was kicked out of the house
1390
01:28:48,167 --> 01:28:49,042
but...
1391
01:28:49,251 --> 01:28:52,584
he currently lives with
two lovely sexy nuns -
1392
01:28:52,792 --> 01:28:54,917
By the way, that person
just bought a dog -
1393
01:28:55,084 --> 01:28:56,376
and named him Zach.
1394
01:28:56,459 --> 01:28:57,959
Sweet. Huh?
1395
01:28:59,042 --> 01:29:00,834
Joe is trying to text
news for a nun...
1396
01:29:01,376 --> 01:29:03,459
but unfortunately she
It's just haunting him.
1397
01:29:03,542 --> 01:29:04,876
So that's like...
1398
01:29:05,167 --> 01:29:08,251
really sad for you
That in many ways, uh...
1399
01:29:08,626 --> 01:29:09,917
But I know.
1400
01:29:10,042 --> 01:29:13,167
I know, what do you want to know?
going on between me and Natalia, and uh...
1401
01:29:13,584 --> 01:29:14,917
I owe you the truth.
1402
01:29:15,792 --> 01:29:16,792
We uh...
1403
01:29:17,126 --> 01:29:18,334
We didn't...
1404
01:29:18,584 --> 01:29:20,209
go to New Mexico...
1405
01:29:20,417 --> 01:29:22,876
but instead she was
Come back to Oregon with us!
1406
01:29:22,959 --> 01:29:25,167
My parents absolutely love her!
1407
01:29:25,459 --> 01:29:26,459
And, yes...
1408
01:29:27,126 --> 01:29:29,501
I also fell in love with her.
1409
01:29:29,876 --> 01:29:31,959
She, she's amazing.
1410
01:29:32,376 --> 01:29:35,084
So the lesson is for the children.
1411
01:29:36,084 --> 01:29:38,084
Don't be afraid to love.
1412
01:29:38,542 --> 01:29:41,542
Sure, yes. Strong. Love
Sex is wonderful, but love -
1413
01:29:42,001 --> 01:29:43,751
love is even greater!
1414
01:29:44,417 --> 01:29:45,459
Get out there!
1415
01:29:45,834 --> 01:29:48,834
Go find new adventures!
Fall in love! Open your heart!
1416
01:29:49,417 --> 01:29:52,501
And if you love, cherish
respect it. Take care of it.
1417
01:29:52,792 --> 01:29:55,501
Take advantage of the greatest gift
that life can give.
1418
01:29:56,417 --> 01:29:57,626
I will quote John Hughes:
1419
01:29:58,334 --> 01:30:00,251
Life moves quite fast.
1420
01:30:00,792 --> 01:30:03,001
If you don't occasionally
stop and look around -
1421
01:30:03,584 --> 01:30:04,917
you might miss it.
1422
01:30:08,917 --> 01:30:11,876
Mmm...
- Stop it, Casanova.
1423
01:30:14,001 --> 01:30:15,959
Yes... um... and...
1424
01:30:16,959 --> 01:30:18,876
Okay. Yes...
have lots of sex.
1425
01:30:19,584 --> 01:30:20,501
Oh!
1426
01:30:54,167 --> 01:30:58,292
I love you, Mr. Snowman.
1427
01:31:11,376 --> 01:31:12,792
I will come back.
1428
01:31:14,001 --> 01:31:15,751
Great job, man.
1429
01:31:53,584 --> 01:31:54,834
Yes. This already exists, yes.
1430
01:31:54,917 --> 01:31:58,667
Whist. Hey, hey, hey.
This is Wild Pete here.
1431
01:31:58,792 --> 01:32:02,834
Everything is fine
okay, I... I'm okay. I...
1432
01:32:03,251 --> 01:32:05,459
Everything is fine,
I... I know if today
1433
01:32:05,542 --> 01:32:07,334
I heard it by chance
my program
1434
01:32:07,417 --> 01:32:09,417
You may be under the impression that there is
1435
01:32:09,501 --> 01:32:12,501
something real
Something strange happened here
1436
01:32:12,792 --> 01:32:16,042
at the ski resort. Like
some creatures like, you know -
1437
01:32:16,126 --> 01:32:17,876
murder and
similar things...
1438
01:32:17,959 --> 01:32:19,667
But... but, ha-ha!
1439
01:32:19,751 --> 01:32:24,167
I tricked you! Yes, here
just a big practical joke.
1440
01:32:24,251 --> 01:32:25,834
Yes, this is the game
Biggest practical joke
1441
01:32:25,917 --> 01:32:27,709
I have worked on this program before.
1442
01:32:27,792 --> 01:32:29,959
The Wild Pete Show.
This, this is big.
1443
01:32:30,126 --> 01:32:34,251
Well, I was influenced by
some alcoholic drinks...
1444
01:32:34,334 --> 01:32:37,917
I guess I ate one or
two, too much more than usual.
1445
01:32:38,001 --> 01:32:39,792
But things - these
The same thing happened here.
1446
01:32:39,876 --> 01:32:42,417
Just a feeling of vomiting
So often later
1447
01:32:42,501 --> 01:32:44,126
Regular Monster Festival
only every year.
1448
01:32:44,209 --> 01:32:46,042
Like every... every year. Oh...
1449
01:32:46,167 --> 01:32:50,626
And most importantly, the guest of
We, Mr. Christopher Lambert are fine.
1450
01:32:50,834 --> 01:32:54,042
He's fine, and
No one sues anyone
1451
01:32:54,126 --> 01:32:55,834
anyone or anything
anything similar.
1452
01:32:55,959 --> 01:32:58,709
So everything...
has returned to normal.
1453
01:32:58,792 --> 01:33:00,292
Forget about it and...
1454
01:33:00,376 --> 01:33:03,667
and enjoy the day
This beautiful weather in Vuokatti.
1455
01:33:03,751 --> 01:33:06,376
Hey, you can bring me the stuff
Can I have another drink? I really...
1456
01:33:06,876 --> 01:33:08,501
I'm really in a lot of pain.
96951
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