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MISSION 6: BRAVELY BARGING INTO PLUM BLOSSOM MOUNTAIN VILLA

Hey, wake up.

Don't you dare get intoxicated by my magnificent singing.

Go to Plum Blossom Mountain Villa.

It's my turn to slap you.

What? Are we here?

It's up there.

Time really flies when you're having fun.

Shall I

sing you another campus ballad called...

"The Drool You Shed on the Table While Napping"?

No, no, there's no need, sir.

Save it for next time, we're in a hurry.

Mister Nine, we actually have a barber shop.

If you need hairstyling when you hold a concert, you can come to me!

Thank you for taking care of us,

buh-bye!

Hey, wait for me.

What is this?

A fruit basket.

- So you are going to go see that girl, - That's right, thirteen.

And this is the Plum Blossom Mountain Villa.

You must be meeting her parents for the first time,

What?

- Uh, no, no. - How can you go empty-handed?

Bring a chicken with you as an offering, too, to leave a good impression.

Hello, sir.

My name is Seven.

Even if I don't have much money now,

I'll work hard to let you--

You think you're here to meet her parents?

Hello,

is anybody home?

Oh.

An automatic door?

As if. I pushed the door open, let's go.

Come on.

Isn't this considered rude?

Hello, sir, my name is Seven.

These fruits and chicken are just a small token from me... DaChun?

Are we...

in the wrong place?

SCISSOR SEVEN - MEMORY FRAGMENTS

We're here,

this is Plum Blossom Mountain Villa.

By the way,

I'm Eleven.

This used to be

my home,

but now

it's occupied by a white-haired man.

They are out of line,

I'll go reason with them!

I'm going to take something back today.

But that old man's sword is

incredible.

I actually might just die today.

Listen, it's not too late

for you to regret it.

Bodyguard Rule Number One,

once you accept a mission, you must never back down!

Take this.

You're my bodyguard.

From the moment I enter this door,

protect me with your life.

No matter what.

This is it.

It's you again.

Good thing Master isn't here...

otherwise he'd kill you.

Are you the white-haired old man occupying other people's houses?

I'd like to reason with you.

He's not the white-haired old man that I mentioned.

He's

He's just the butler here.

I'm sorry, Mister Butler.

I don't care if he's here or not,

I'm going in to take my stuff now.

There is nothing

that belongs to you here.

The Indestructible Virgin?

This girl standing here is ruthless.

She hurt Young Master last time,

and she's coming to steal again now.

Mister Pentagon, if you insist on protecting her,

don't blame me for behaving in a way you deem harsh.

D'you believe

him or me?

Bodyguard Rule Number Five--

Shut up.

It seems like we must defeat him first.

Wait.

That jacket's pricey.

A Pillar Supporting the Sky!

Eye Poke!

Body Slam!

BODY SLAM

How sinister... What?

Solid as Gold Seven Day Lock!

We can't defeat him!

I'll lock him,

go and take your stuff.

You're dead, now.

The Indestruct--

The...

You must cultivate your Qi to use The Indestructible Virgin technique.

If I keep attacking your temples,

you can't cultivate your Qi.

This is bad. He can't use The Indestructible

Virgin technique.

Go now!

It has nothing to do with the Bodyguard Rule.

I trust you!

I have no choice,

I can only use this.

Is this the long lost Immortal Rope?

Once you're tied up, you can't exert force.

You lousy guard.

Why do you have such a divine weapon?

What do you actually think I rely on in guarding the entire mountain villa?

What do you rely on?

Shut up,

it's a rhetorical question.

But the Immortal Rope will

keep exhausting your Inner Qi too.

Once you let it go, it will fail.

Let her go!

Let me go first, and I'll think about it.

This is Solid as Gold Seven Day Lock,

it will only be released after seven days.

- Who thought of such a lame technique? - Who thought of such a lame technique?

That's what happened.

Oh, that's what happened.

She's Thirteen's sister,

we must help her.

But I can't beat up her family's butler.

We'll live together in the future.

Just go and secretly cut the rope.

Okay.

Ah, the weather's so cold,

why are you all dressed like you're out in Chicken Island?

Qi Controlled

Scissors, cut......

Give up, once you're tied up, you can't do anything.

I'm counting on you, Dai Bo.

What a strong aura.

Master is back.

Hey,

how did he sense him earlier than me?