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MISSION 5: NINE-FINGERED DEADFUL MELODY

It's all that Thumbs-Up kid's fault.

Now you've been banned from using public transit swords.

We'll have to walk to Plum Blossom Mountain Villa.

Was that poop?

There's gotta be some other forms of public transportation. You know,

like in that one movie,

"Now To Strain Your Dragon," or something.

Looks like there's an inn up ahead.

Finally, some tasty food.

It's more than that!

What is an inn, I ask you?

- A place to eat and sleep! - Wrong!

In marital arts movies

it's an information hub!

But I am feeling a bit peckish.

C'mon, let's go.

SCISSOR SEVEN - MEMORY FRAGMENTS

Gentlemen, please, this way.

Right over here.

Goodness, we're packed today.

You don't mind sharing a table do you?

It's a fortune teller.

Alright then, what can I get for you?

Lemme borrow these for a sec.

Since we're in the information hub,

best start asking around.

- I was wondering... - Don't know her, never seen her.

Oh, Mr. Fortune Teller,

have you seen this individual?

Or better yet, can you predict my relationship with her?

Predict your foot, I'm no fortune teller.

PROFESSIONAL

I'm a musician, a professional.

I make custom love songs.

Ten taels of silver each.

Composition, lyrics, arrangement, and recording.

- So, - Ready to order?

All for one low price.

Ready

to order?

I wonder, is there a song that

can accurately express

how, you know, the absence of someone can hurt so...

Yearning and longing and all that.

Of course there is, you're talking to a professional. Here.

A cassette tape?

Supposed to be custom, isn't it?

It is custom, trust me.

- Look here, - I'm a really fast composer.

- Order something or I'm tossing you! - After all...

- I am a professional musician. - We'll have your signature dishes

and a jug of your best wine.

Yes sir! Thank you for your generosity.

Now, do you recognize this person?

Let's see.

You sure it's a person?

It's a beautiful woman, come on!

You can't draw for-

See how it's done.

I almost got into art school.

That doesn't look like her.

Let me try.

But that's the spitting image!

How do you know how to draw Ms. Plum?

Maybe you're looking for her?

WANTED

Ms. Plum is wanted?

Seven, the poster down there, it's you.

Call me crazy, doesn't this one look a little like...

Nope.

They don't look alike at all!

I thought for sure...

Don't worry.

In martial arts movies it works.

They'll never recognize you now.

No, I'm telling you

that Sonic Bird I've got?

She's aerodynamic,

she's fast.

She'll get me all the way to Plum Blossom Mountain Villa in a couple days.

FINE WINE

Drink up, gents.

So I heard you're headed out to Plum Blossom Mountain Villa.

Feel like bringing me along for the ride?

So you're going to Plum Blossom Mountain Villa, huh?

Don't tell me you're also after that wanted criminal.

Of course not.

I'm no bounty hunter.

But, while we're chatting, which criminal exactly are you after?

A female assassin,

look.

This wanted woman sure is pretty.

And oh boy, when I get her,

then I'll...

- You little- - So sorry, must've been a spasm.

An informant said they saw her arrive at Plum Blossom Mountain Villa.

No doubt that wretched woman's intention is to seduce...

Goodness me, my leg has a tendency to cramp, so sorry.

Here, let me refill that for you.

With a little something to match his mind.

Scrawny little loser.

That tastes like shit!

MIRROR

The weather sure is nice today.

No resemblance

at all.

Kiss my ass!

Dai Bo, we gotta go!

We gotta what?

He's a wanted criminal!

THOUSAND CATTIES AXE

COLD WHITE PHOENIX CLAW

Let's not make a big fuss.

I'd say this chicken is ready for slaughter!

Meow Cai?

It's not Meow Cai, but the fortune teller!

NINE-FINGERED DEADFUL MELODY

MAGICAL SOUND OF BINDING

PROFESSIONAL

You're my one and only

my one and only

You took my heart away with you

I cannot bear to say to you

Taking me back!

I just think about us

Fulfilling my wish can seem hopeless

I want to protect the pure

Memories of you

I don't care what

Anyone else says

Seeing tears on you

Seeing you look blue

Is a sight I can't get out of my head

Whose memories are these I can't erase?

All your struggles were also what I faced

If you should fall

Get up again don't give up on love

Cause everything will fall into place

The sky is full of wishes and stars

Is a future for us really in the cards?

Always quietly hoping

That I'll hear your voice just once more

And you'll understand

It's our future together I want to explore

Hey, the song is over. Snap out of it. Hey!

Hey, snap out of it. Hey!

Thank you so much, you saved us, hero!

HERO, NINE-FINGERED DEADFUL MELODY

But all I did was perform the song that you paid for before.

That was the song.

The custom love song you requested, you know.

You have an unpleasant and sorrowful singing style.

It reminds me of a friend of mine.

Could it be that you're Meow Cai's mentor?

Oh, you're a friend of Meow Cai?

I should've known from your behavior.

Well, that's not very flattering.

A friend of Cai is a friend of mine.

Correct me if I'm wrong,

but I believe I overheard you say you were trying to get to Plum Blossom

Mountain Villa.

I can take you there.

I have a vehicle.

NINE-FINGERED, SEPT. 19, PRINCE OF BALLADS, CONCERT TOUR

You said I'm not man enough

With this big doughy body

You said I'm not man enough

Cause I'm packing just a spare tire

I'm beginning to think I would've preferred walking.