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MISSION 3: ACTING CHARIMAN OF CHICKEN ISLAND

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The following is a special news report.

Last week there was an explosion at Chicken Island.

Many buildings were destroyed.

As you can see, the locals have begun their efforts

to rebuild their homes.

Shall we hear from them?

Excuse me sir, may I ask, how much of the conflict did you see?

Did you see who ultimately defeated the Xuanwu assassin?

Do me a favor, hand me that.

Did you see who? We all wanna know that!

'Cause they better compensate me,

you hear!

This medical clinic is helping treat individuals wounded in the fray.

Let's see if we can get a word.

Looks like they're unable to talk at this time.

Excuse me, miss,

were you able to see who defeated the Xuanwu assassin?

You mean White Fox?

Well, we were having trouble beating him,

and then I passed out so...

- By the time I woke up I was here. - I happen to know who defeated White Fox!

- Are they still around? - Of course,

right here!

Here goes.

A truly frightening situation.

Two assassins in a showdown to the death.

One is called White Fox, the other Redtooth.

I knew there was but one choice. I had to make my move then.

PAIN RELIEF PATCH

Invincible Geezer Punch!

Spinning Gout Kick!

Who are you?

Why are you so strong?

I am known as

Uncle Chen!

C'mon, you should shoot me from over there,

the lower angle will make me look cooler, come on.

Please, that's not how it went down at all.

'Cause we were the ones who defeated the assassin, 'kay?

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Besides, wasn't your salon just blown up?

I thought for sure we were all done for.

But then...

- Well, you see... - That man over there,

you could just ask him.

If you do, proceed with caution.

S'cuse me, sir,

were you the one who defeated White Fox?

So you want to know what happened that day, do you?

Why isn't he defending himself?

SCISSOR SEVEN - MEMORY FRAGMENTS

Why are you resisting?

Why won't you activate the Blood Demon Barrier?

Don't you crave the power? Unlock the seal!

Come on you loser!

Let me take control of your body!

He's a monster!

He's left me no choice.

I'll have to strike at full power!

The Blood Demon has been using you.

If you unlock the seal, he might take over your body.

Never forget that.

I am controlled by no one!

You hear me?

You told me the power was mine to use,

but you lied.

It was merely a means to end.

To escape the Heavenly Lily Seal Array.

No escape now, 'cause we die together!

Ingrateful wretch!

I'll leave your weak body behind then!

And I'll-

- I'll just take this body instead! - Oh no,

I'm worn out as it is.

Swap!

Break!

What is this lightness? I feel unburdened.

Was this all part of your plan?

You know I'm not like you,

planning every detail.

You stubborn fool.

How do you plan to fight?

Without the Blood Demon's power?

Say hello to the island's best hairstylists!

God, I hate hairstylists.

Sorry,

for the delay, sir.

Bring that assassin back.

Look into why our attacks are ineffective against him.

You, stay behind to treat that girl.

Protect her well.

What was that smirk about?

S'cu- s'cuse m- me sir. Are- are yo- you a Xuanwu assa- assassin?

Well, now that you've filmed an assassin,

I'll have to kill you.

Oh, no we're not filming, the camera's not even on!

So it looks like the SMT Hair Salon trio really were the ones who took out

White Fox.

Don't worry about it.

I plan on quitting anyway.

Then I've got one final question.

White Fox is your colleague, is he not?

So why did you protect Chicken Island?

The White Lily Seal has been removed from you.

You are faster than I am.

You'll be back at Chicken Island before the end of the day

You know...

I've been thinking about what you said

along the way.

Why didn't you tell me before?

Quan,

what's keeping us apart,

it's not rules or duty.

Or what others think of us.

It's the guilt in my heart.

Call me stubborn,

even silly,

but I simply cannot face this guilt.

I grew up in the Heavenly Lily Sect.

The words of my master

were what built and sustained my world.

But after leaving Xuanwu,

I found that the world...

has room for all different styles of living.

But I came from such a rigid background.

I didn't know how else to approach working on Chicken Island.

I really do like it though.

You

could come with me you know?

I can't leave.

I have to stay here with my master.

So I'm...

counting on you

to protect Chicken Island.

Oh, and Quan,

your shoe is getting wet.

What kind of life has she led

over the last decade?

Yeah, a little more glue in that corner.

And here too.

Listen okay, I just want to know more about what

the old woman did, you know, for the island.

Chairman Jiang?

She's the chairman of the Purity Society.

She basically maintains the social climate.

The sanitation...

Alright, alright, enough with your gibbering.

'Cause there's a new sheriff in town

and I'll be replacing her as your chairman...

Prepare my itinerary,

get going!

I'm not used to injuring this easily.

CHAIRMAN JIANG'S WORK LOG

Why the get up?

I figured his regular look was too scary.

SPRING FLU PREVENTION & CONTROL SEMINAR CHAIRMAN REDTOOTH

RUOZHI ELEMENTARY SCHOOL

As we head into Spri- springing into heads, sp- spring is the peak, springing

- peak... - This is the strangest

- teacher we've had yet. - Why is his hair green anyway?

Season, peak season for sneezing, pe- peak flu season see so...

Chairman Redtooth? Does that mean there's a Chairman Yellowtooth, or

Bluetooth? -His hair isn't just green, it's really green. I bet...

take pro- precopper - precaution - proper precautions when playing proper...

I bet that his girlfriend dumped him, that's why.

Um, sir... are your gums bleeding or something?

You will be quiet!

Oh dear.

That was so cool!

RUOZHI ELEMENTARY SCHOOL SCIENCE LECTURE

Right there. That feels better.

Thank you so much doctor.

You know, I can't fix your back problem.

And I'm actually not a doctor.

Can I ask you, Doctor, are you married? Well, my son has been married for many

- years now. - Why're you telling me this, huh?

And what do you do? You know, for work?

He's a businessman, that's what my son does,

I think he said something about trade. He transports cloth and metal to Xuanwu

and

makes good money too.

But it means he travels all over the world, so he rarely visits.

Oh, can I ask you doctor, are you married by chance?

- My son, he's been married- - You told him that already, if

your consultation is done move along.

Thank you doctor.

Thank you, you remind me of my son.

- I barely did anything at all. - He's a good kid, though he's always away.

Come by, we can have dinner.

My son works in business, I think it's trade. He travels often,

so he rarely has time to come and visit.

But he makes good money doing it, so I'm happy for him.

Doctor, my back is a little higher up.

- Have you ever really cared about me? - What do you mean, when I have I not?

- Do you even know what I want? - How am I supposed to

when you won't talk to me?

What are you talking about? I tell you everything! It's you who doesn't listen.

- You're so selfish, you know that? - Okay, okay.

- Me? I'm the selfish one? - Do you want my advice

- or don't you? - You only ever think of yourself!

Hurry up, I don't wanna miss it.

It's the season finale tonight, you know that!

Yeah, there's a big twist.

The undercover agent gets killed.

It's over at long last!

This is more exhausting than being an assassin!

Everyone thinks he's dead, but he's just been shot.

And later they'll reveal that his heart was on the right side.

Should we stop to get some peanuts and beer?

I want watermelon instead.

Well, let's get you some.

- Seem to be getting along now. - Pick up the pace or

the fruit stand'll close.

Alright.

Let's do this.

I forgot to tell you.

We do night patrol from 8:30 'till 11.

What a pain!

You take that path.

Can it.

Why did he change back into his old outfit?

I guess

to look scary for patrol?

That's Chairman Jian's bun shop.

Open from 6 A. M. to 8:30 A.M. every single day.

Or until she runs out of buns.

Hey, do you know why the chairman opened a bun shop anyway?

I have no idea.

You know, I asked her once why she chose the name.

She said it was some kind of play on words with "open year-round."

That's a terrible pun.