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Quiet! New Heroes Films presents Hollywood Dreams Porno Screen Test.

Screenplay by Pierre Palakoff. Marker.

Ladies and gentlemen, what you're about to see is definitely somewhat of a

modern phenomenon.

And it's rather unusual in the fact that you will have the privilege of

witnessing what very few people indeed are ever able to see.

I'm referring to screen tests, and more specifically, porno screen tests.

But first...

Let me bring you up to date with a bit of recent history.

Now, we're talking about the movies. The movies, what magic words.

Over the years, thousands upon thousands of young men and women with bright,

shiny stars in their eyes have rushed to that city with a magic all its own.

Hollywood.

Yes, this is Hollywood, the dream factory which has seen countless young

hopefuls must have been totally unfit and unprepared, rushing around blindly

madly in a frenetic quest to find fame and fortune.

Which brings us to our next subject, the screen test.

Starring Sissy Pirolina.

The screen test, as you know, is the great reading factor.

It propels some of those who were fortunate enough to be able to secure

stardom, and with it all of its mythical splendor, delight, and fulfillment.

A screen test is basically what it says. A tryout given on film to the hopeful

stars of tomorrow for the specific purpose of verifying the magic.

Well, shut my mouth. There's that word again.

Magic. We might as well be talking about witchcraft.

Please, Sissy, this is serious business.

Starring John Holyfield.

In other words, the filmmaker, before deciding to commit himself to make a

out of some unknown...

wants to check this newcomer's looks, personality, talent, physical

charisma, pizzazz, etc., etc., and how these gifts actually translate

onto the film medium.

For some, this extremely hard -to -secure screen test spells the end of

line, the termination of any and all future and their hoped -for career.

For others, well... Also starring Jennifer West and Ron Jeremy.

So far, we've been talking about the conventional movie business.

Now let us talk about something else. A new frontier.

A new age in motion picture making that's presently opening its doors to an

enormous and brand new crop of young hopefuls.

A new breed of actors with the same dreams in their hopeful starry eyes, but

with the universe of brand new opportunities with which to achieve

ambitions.

Also starring all the new talent, This Side of Heaven.

As you may have guessed, we are talking now about adult motion pictures, the new

frontier in art.

Still the movies, but with a new emphasis on the most potent of all

values. Also the most unexplored, ignored, and maligned horizon of the new

cinema, human sexuality.

Production manager, Christopher Nilsson.

That's right, good old -fashioned sex.

Some still call it porno, but we believe that this term is no longer

representative of the new values brought to the erotic cinema of today.

The actors who apply need be not only talented, beautiful, and charismatic,

also need the personal integrity of being able to shed most inhibitions

traditionally associated with the puritanical society of which we are all

unfortunate inheritors.

Art Director, Carol Christian.

And now, without any further ado, we want you to be the judge.

You, the public, will decide who the stars of tomorrow will be in that new

heaven of the motion picture art called the adult film.

Editor, David West.

Ladies and gentlemen, you're being presently accorded the previously

privilege of witnessing a selected series of screen tests.

And your voice will be heard as we hope to hear from you. And in so doing, you

will be instrumental in deciding the future of those young, talented

who are presently screen testing for you, the public.

New Heroes Films presents Hollywood Dreams Porno Screen Test.

Marker.

Have a good time.

Screen test number 11, Tina and Billy. Marker.

Hi.

You know what I like?

I like to dominate my men.

I like them to eat my pussy when I want them to eat it.

I like to suck their cocks when I want to suck it.

And I let them fuck me only when I want them to fuck

me.

Where is that bastard?

My pussy's getting hot.

Here I am, waiting for you.

Wait on your hand and foot.

Eat it.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm. Mmm, not like that. Harder.

Yeah, that's better.

That's it. Take it deep.

You want me to suck it?

Oh, yes.

Yes.

Ask me not.

Please suck it.

I'll give it to you any way I want.

All right, all right.

I can't argue with you.

It's the way you're giving it to me now.

Oh,

that's

sexy.

Fuck me my way, and I want you to fuck me good.

Oh, I will.

Kind of impressed.

Tina really has bedroom eyes.

It looks as if she were really enjoying the test.

Yeah, she really had a real climax. Now, that was pretty impressive.

Mm -hmm. I liked her too.

You bet. Now, the stud Billy who tested with her was actually her steady

boyfriend who just volunteered to help out.

Wasn't that nice of him?

I liked him. I wouldn't mind working with him one day. Mm -hmm.

I bet you would, you slut.

Now let's look at the next one.

Okay, that's your big prick.

Why, thank you. I was hoping you'd notice.

Screen test 22.

Take one, marker.

Just wait till Ty gets home. We can have some real fun with him.

Oh, I can hardly wait.

I know what we can do first. We can get stuck on his cock.

Oh, God, yeah. My mouth is so sensitive. I could just come stuck.

Oh, you do.

You know how horny he is when he gets home from playing tennis all day.

He'll be ready for some real action.

Especially if he lost, then he'll really want to be the aggressor with us.

He helps us to do all the nasty things.

He loves it, that's why.

That's why he knows we like to be told what to do.

I can hardly wait.

Oh, God.

Doesn't that feel good?

Oh, yes.

Oh, getting nice and wet already.

Oh,

I just love it when you do it like that.

Oh, yes, I feel good.

Oh, yeah.

Just tears, you see, in your pants. Hey there, girls.

Hello.

Fuck, I lost three sets today, and I'm fucking pissed.

Pissed? You know how I get when I'm pissed, right?

We sure do, remember.

So...

Tell you what, why don't you get those little lips ready right now, because I'm

going to fuck you both to death.

It ain't nothing yet, but come on. Just wait, huh?

I know you're hoping I lost today, right?

You sure do.

That's only because we want you to win here.

Yeah, come on, girl. Suck my cock.

I'm going to suck it. I'm a loser.

I'm winning now, though. Look out.

Come on.

Suck it off.

Come on. There you go.

Yeah.

Yeah. Come on.

Suck all this cock.

Come on. Swallow this cock.

Come on. Come on.

Come on. Who wants it now? Come on. You take it. You take it. Come on. Let's see

what you can do.

Oh, look at that.

Yeah,

play at my balls.

Baby, won't I?

You look good back in that car, baby.

That's right.

That's right.

That's right.

That's right.

Let's see how much you're going to suck. Let's see how much you're going to

suck. Come on.

I knew you couldn't get it off. Oh,

let's just see. Yeah.

Let's see.

Fuck it off, too.

Yes,

baby.

I'm going to come.

If I could finish fucking both of you.

There you go. There you go.

There you go.

Yeah. Come on. Ooh.

Watch it come. It's like in this car. Come here. Come here. Come on.

Make it come, baby. Come here.

Mm -hmm.

Yeah, watch this. Watch it.

Get in there. Come on.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Let me lick some of that.

Bring it to me.

Yeah, oh, yeah, I don't think

I'm again

Are you enjoying his luscious cough down there?

Are you enjoying yourself down there with that luscious cough?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

suck it good, man.

Good idea.

This is going to be great. Oh, God, watch the heels.

That's it.

Come on, slip that sucker in there.

Oh, sit on it, girl.

Yeah. Oh, that pussy's hot.

Oh, that pussy's hot. Put it back in there.

Yeah, that's it.

Yeah. How does that cock feel?

Oh, it's so good.

Oh,

yes.

I love to watch you sleep.

You like watching that cock go? Yeah.

She lick it, huh?

She lick it.

She lick it, push it off. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, there you go.

There you go.

Oh,

it's so good.

Yes, work it, baby. Look at that ass. Come on, wiggle that ass.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, that's it.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God. Oh,

yeah. Come on, suck that, too.

Oh, yeah.

Let me see you two kiss. Come on. Kiss her.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Come here. Come here.

Why don't you put this on?

Do your feet like this?

We're going to do this without coming out, all right?

I'm going to show you the true athlete I am.

Oh, no.

Did it, Sarah.

Oh,

look what's happening back there, huh?

She's looking at you.

Oh, she's doing good.

Yeah, come on. That's in fact like crazy.

Oh, nice flat, baby.

Tell you what, let me turn over. There you go.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, easy.

Oh, God, you're pushing so fucking tight.

Oh, yeah.

You feel good, huh? Oh, I feel so good.

Tell me you love it.

Oh, yes.

Oh, God, you're so good. I loved it.

Oh, shit.

Oh, God, you're tight.

Shit.

How old are you, 19?

Come on, come on.

Oh, yeah.

Come on.

Oh, shit.

Where are you going?

Just follow, right? Okay.

Fuck me.

Come on, I fucked the shit out of you, didn't I?

Action, baby.

Oh, yeah, look at that pussy. Come on.

Oh, man.

That is so good. I love it. You're going to make it calm, huh? Let me fuck her.

She sure is.

Damn, what a nice boy.

Tight, too.

There you are, talking to me. Look at her.

God, she's tight.

There it is.

Oh,

look at that.

Yeah, yeah. She's so fit.

God.

Look at what she's doing there. Look at that. Looking good.

Oh, yeah.

What is this?

Look at that tongue out there, huh?

I beat you with my balls, huh?

Why don't you help me with that, huh? Oh, shit.

I can't believe I'm still talking.

Not

bad.

That guy was athletic.

I like that in a man.

Thank you.

Now, that Bertha wasn't as thin as she should be, but she was sexy all right.

I liked her. I think she has a lot of possibilities.

I bet you would love to do a scene with her, too.

Mm -hmm.

I like Louise, too. She really turned me on.

Indeed. Now, that was a very appealing threesome.

Menage a trois.

Come again?

Okay, but let's look at the next one first.

Screen test number 30, Lisa and Richard, take 69. Marker.

Where is my lover?

I want to be with him now.

And to have his warm cock in my hand, caressing it

like a ripe fruit.

hardening in my hands.

Chateau Lafitte, 1954,

I believe.

47. 47?

How wrong was I?

I guess you're right.

What year are these?

56. 56.

Thank you.

Susan.

Fucking dick, don't you? No, I want it.

Hmm? I want it.

Okay. Hmm?

Put it in your mouth.

Your mouth.

Yeah.

Suck it.

Yeah.

Suck it.

Suck it fast.

Bucket.

Dear.

Thank you

Nice

very nice.

I was about to say the same thing myself

There's something very erotic about eating grapes.

Don't you think so?

Yes, it's called Roman style.

That dick.

I mean, Richard is a real macho guy.

Eh, I don't know.

I love a man who's a little rough in his lovemaking.

It really turns me on.

Oh, really?

Well, I tell you what. After we're done here, I'll slap you around a bit.

Promises, promises.

Screen test number 88.

Kiki, Miko, Leroy, and Ed.

I just love giving pleasure to men and rubbing oil all over their bodies and

making them feel good.

Like licking and sucking their cock and their bodies.

Licking and sucking your body.

Yes, I agree with you. I'm so happy with this occupation.

I love to please men, and I love to have my way with them, and I love to pour

oil all over their bodies and taste it all over. Eat it and... The

sensuality. Yeah, it tastes so good.

I wonder where those men are. I'm getting so horny.

Yeah, our favorite clients. They should be here any moment now.

Well, hello ladies. There they are. We've been waiting for you for so long.

Why don't you come and lay down on our table?

I'm so glad you could make it. One of my favorite clients.

You're looking really good.

Why don't you come lay down? We got some new oil in sesame flavored and

I'd like to try it out on you.

Mmm, yeah.

Oh, that's good.

Yeah, let me taste this. Mmm, it's good.

Mmm.

Mmm, your cock tastes so good as usual.

Mmm.

Mmm. Oh, that feels great.

Do you like that? Oh, yes. Oh, I like to watch. You do it so well. My cock

really likes your mouth.

Baby, that feels good.

Massages always make you feel so much more relaxed.

Oh, that's great.

Let's try this new oil. Sesame flavored.

Let me smell it.

Get a new oil, my love.

How's it smell?

Smells great. Good enough to eat.

This is my favorite thing to do. Just pour oil all over your cock and make it

nice and gooey.

That feels great.

Looks like good oil. And I love the taste of it.

It's really slick.

Does it taste good?

It tastes delicious.

Come on, let's try it.

You have such delicious coffee. Here, you want to try this one? Thank you.

Try some of this oil.

Yeah, what is that? Pussy Santa?

It's called Sets Me On. It tastes really delectable.

Just rub it all over.

It makes it feel so smooth.

I can feel it gliding in and out of my mouth.

Oh, man.

It feels...

I want to eat it now.

Oh, yeah.

It's a beautiful car.

What do you think?

It's good. Yum, yum. It tasted good.

Suck it some more, man.

Yeah, isn't it?

I like that. What's that?

Yeah, I hope you guys stay with us.

You are made of clay.

Yeah, I think we can cancel the tennis match this afternoon.

Oh, let me have a piece of that, actually.

Oh, my head.

I can't resist this, honey.

You just suck, babe.

Let me do a little massage. I don't know if I can stand this any longer. I'm

going to get fucked pretty soon.

How's that grab?

That's great little kid.

Looks like you're having fun there.

Here,

who needs some more oil?

I'd like to put some on my pussy first.

Oh, sweet pussy. Are you going to put it on for me?

Yeah, I'll put it on for you.

Oh, he did her bedding. Thank you so much.

I love these massages, Bob.

Oh, yeah.

Boy, you guys sure contribute a lot, too.

I really do.

I want you to hop on.

Yeah.

Yeah, I'd like to hop on. Go for a ride. I'd like to see you.

I feel so good.

I love the way your pussy is massaging my cock.

Yes.

Just squat back on my cock.

Get that motion.

Get that motion.

I'm getting it.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Yeah.

Is this your idea or mine?

Oh, yeah. Hey, we're glad to have you anytime.

Oh, yeah. I think we both decided we needed this.

Only way to die.

Why don't you get on top of me?

I'm going to lie down.

Continue our massage. Let me look at your ass while you're sitting on me. Get

it.

God, it was so good sliding in here.

It feels good, too.

Oh, I like to watch it while I'm doing it.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah. Oh,

just riding up and down.

Delicious. Think I'll get some of that.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah, driving in there. Oh, that tongue feels so good in my mouth.

Oh, I can feel it deep right to my cervix. Oh, my.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, darling, you look so comfortable.

Oh, man.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Like that. Oh, yeah.

That's it? Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Yes, on my mouth.

Here, take it, babe.

Take it.

That was marvelous.

Not only was it erotic, but it also had a very exotic quality about it. You bet.

What do you think their chances are?

Who knows?

But the cocksucking was great.

Well, I'll grant you that, but that's not all it takes to be a star.

You know, all this screen testing and this raw talent is making me real

horny.

Why don't we show the audience how it's really done?

You mean that stuff we rehearsed for the last three weeks?

Yes. Shall we?

Oh, yeah.

I'm good.

Oh, baby.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Look at my chest.

More. More.

I want to feel more.

More cocks. More cuds.

More. Give me more.

More cocks.

Oh,

what a beautiful party today

Tastes so good.

They're beautiful.

Feel good?

Oh, you're turning me on.

oh you're so wet and juicy

It is what you've been waiting for big cock right in your mouth

Let's look at my pocket.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Look how hard they get.

Oh, they're so pretty.

Oh, yes.

It's beautiful.

Want more?

Give me more, please.

That's good.

Oh, she tastes so good.

I love it. I love it.

Oh, beautiful glitter.

Oh, yeah. Look at your tongue.

Oh, that's beautiful.

Beautiful. Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh. Try it on. That's beautiful.

Is that nice?

Beautiful.

Move them a little bit.

Big breath.

Big breath.

Now you're both just together now. You just have to shift.

That's beautiful.

Beautiful.

Nice and hard.

Okay.

Like a lollipop.

You're the best. You're the best. Oh,

it feels so good. It feels so good.

Take a breath.

Take a breath.

Take a breath.

Take a breath.

Take a breath.

um

Look at it.

Look at it.

Look at it. Look at it.

Look at it.

Look at it.

This concludes our first series of screen tests.

We hope you have taken notes.

Soon you may be able to see right there on the screen whether or not you would

make a good talent scout.

We hope to hear from you, and in doing so, you will be deciding the future of

those young performers who have just screen tested for you, the public.

Some of them will undoubtedly go on to stardom.

Others will no doubt go back home and seek another line of work and another

fabric of the stuff.

Young people's dreams are made up.

Good night, and see you at the movies.

Good night.

See you in your dream.

The Wet Room.

The end.

That's a wrap.