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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:48,708 --> 00:01:53,304 dd [Humming "There's No Place Like Home"] 2 00:01:53,413 --> 00:01:56,382 dd [Continues] 3 00:02:16,569 --> 00:02:19,834 [Hissing. Wolf Whistle] 4 00:02:19,939 --> 00:02:21,873 Tea time! 5 00:02:21,975 --> 00:02:23,636 Oh. Good. 6 00:02:23,743 --> 00:02:26,541 [Rumbling] 7 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:29,547 Oh. 8 00:02:29,649 --> 00:02:34,814 [Gasping] What under earth? 9 00:02:34,921 --> 00:02:37,890 Oh! Ooh! 10 00:02:39,325 --> 00:02:41,384 Oh! Oh. Ooh! 11 00:02:43,997 --> 00:02:46,989 - Whoa! - Ooh! [Whimpers] 12 00:02:48,301 --> 00:02:52,294 - [Loud Clattering] - Oh, help! 13 00:02:57,844 --> 00:02:59,675 Ooh! Aah! 14 00:03:08,788 --> 00:03:11,621 [Grunting] 15 00:03:12,959 --> 00:03:15,519 - [Motor Rumbling] - Aaah! 16 00:03:15,628 --> 00:03:18,654 Aaah! 17 00:03:24,504 --> 00:03:27,132 Ooh! [Grunts] 18 00:03:36,382 --> 00:03:38,077 [Panting] Oh. 19 00:03:39,719 --> 00:03:41,584 Oh. 20 00:03:51,297 --> 00:03:54,095 - Hello. Mole! - Oh. Hello. Rat. 21 00:03:54,200 --> 00:03:56,691 Care for a mess about on the river? 22 00:03:56,836 --> 00:04:00,135 It's a perfect day for a picnic. 23 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:02,708 I hate to bother you. But... 24 00:04:02,842 --> 00:04:05,276 something terrible is going on. 25 00:04:05,378 --> 00:04:08,108 Something terrible going on? 26 00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:11,411 - Hello. Otter. - Oh. Hello. Ratty. 27 00:04:11,551 --> 00:04:14,213 Ooh-hoo! Hello, Ratty! 28 00:04:14,354 --> 00:04:17,517 - Careful. You rabbits. - [Bicycle Bell Dings] 29 00:04:19,559 --> 00:04:21,618 Beautiful day. 30 00:04:22,762 --> 00:04:24,753 Beautiful day. 31 00:04:24,864 --> 00:04:29,164 My dear Mole. There's not the minutest thing terrible going on. 32 00:04:29,302 --> 00:04:33,432 It's a lovely. Glorious day for a picnic. Jump in. 33 00:04:33,573 --> 00:04:35,700 I-It is a lovely day... 34 00:04:35,842 --> 00:04:38,333 except my home has been knocked in. 35 00:04:38,478 --> 00:04:41,242 Who knocked in your home. Mole? 36 00:04:41,381 --> 00:04:43,906 That's what I want to ask Mr. Toad. 37 00:04:44,050 --> 00:04:46,143 - Toad? - It was in his meadow. 38 00:04:46,286 --> 00:04:48,811 You won't get any sense out ofToad... 39 00:04:48,955 --> 00:04:51,685 whereas a picnic might well steady the nerves. 40 00:04:51,824 --> 00:04:55,021 It wasn't very grand. But it was my home. 41 00:04:55,161 --> 00:04:59,029 Well. You... you can come and live with me. Mole. 42 00:04:59,165 --> 00:05:01,759 I did love it so. Rat. 43 00:05:01,901 --> 00:05:03,869 But the hamper's all packed... 44 00:05:04,003 --> 00:05:06,938 and the sandwiches are cut and... and... 45 00:05:09,509 --> 00:05:12,967 - Oh. All right. Come on. I'll take you to Toad Hall. - Thank you. Rat. 46 00:05:13,112 --> 00:05:16,878 We can have the picnic there. 47 00:05:17,016 --> 00:05:20,713 - Oh! Mind the varnish. - I haven't been in a boat before. 48 00:05:21,854 --> 00:05:23,719 What? 49 00:05:23,856 --> 00:05:26,757 You've never been in a... 50 00:05:26,859 --> 00:05:28,827 Well. Shiver me whiskers. 51 00:05:31,364 --> 00:05:34,231 - You poor creature. - Is it as nice as all that? 52 00:05:34,367 --> 00:05:36,335 It's the only thing. 53 00:05:36,836 --> 00:05:39,464 My dear young friend. There is nothing... 54 00:05:39,605 --> 00:05:43,006 absolutely nothing half as worth doing... 55 00:05:43,109 --> 00:05:46,567 as simply messing about in a boat. 56 00:05:46,713 --> 00:05:50,012 Simply messing... 57 00:05:51,217 --> 00:05:54,778 messing about... in boats. 58 00:05:58,558 --> 00:06:02,858 d There's plenty to do and lots of time too d 59 00:06:02,995 --> 00:06:06,590 d Messing about on the river d 60 00:06:06,733 --> 00:06:10,533 d Wherever you go you go with the flow d 61 00:06:10,670 --> 00:06:15,334 d When you're messing about on the river d 62 00:06:15,475 --> 00:06:18,876 d Whether you get there or whether you don't d 63 00:06:18,978 --> 00:06:21,139 d You think it would matter d 64 00:06:21,280 --> 00:06:23,373 d I tell you it won't d 65 00:06:25,184 --> 00:06:28,950 d Lots to be done and it's all of it fun d 66 00:06:29,088 --> 00:06:32,285 d When you're messing about on the river d 67 00:06:32,425 --> 00:06:37,124 [Low Voice] d I'm on my way to a sea. Come with me d 68 00:06:37,263 --> 00:06:40,232 - d I'm on my way to a sea dd - The river's my whole life. 69 00:06:40,366 --> 00:06:42,266 I don't want any other. 70 00:06:42,368 --> 00:06:45,030 What it hasn't got is not worth having... 71 00:06:45,171 --> 00:06:47,605 and what it doesn't know is not worth knowing. 72 00:06:47,740 --> 00:06:49,901 What's that? 73 00:06:50,042 --> 00:06:53,478 - [Bird Shrieking] - [Rat] That? That's the wildwood. 74 00:06:53,613 --> 00:06:58,073 Uh. We don't go there very often. We riverbankers. 75 00:06:58,217 --> 00:07:01,084 Are there very nice p-people there? 76 00:07:01,187 --> 00:07:04,247 Well. The. Um... the squirrels are all right... 77 00:07:04,390 --> 00:07:07,951 and the. Uh... the rabbits. Some of them. 78 00:07:08,094 --> 00:07:10,221 And there's Badger. Of course. 79 00:07:10,363 --> 00:07:13,730 He lives right in the heart of it. Dear old Badger. 80 00:07:13,833 --> 00:07:16,825 But it's not for the likes of you or me. 81 00:07:16,969 --> 00:07:18,436 W-Why not? 82 00:07:18,571 --> 00:07:23,065 There are others... weasels. Particularly. 83 00:07:25,244 --> 00:07:28,304 They're all right in their own way. But they're... 84 00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:31,679 They're just out for themselves. They don't give a hoot for anyone else. 85 00:07:31,818 --> 00:07:35,310 And, uh, beyond the wildwood? 86 00:07:35,455 --> 00:07:38,117 Beyond the wildwood comes the wide world. 87 00:07:38,257 --> 00:07:41,385 That's something that doesn't concern either you or me. 88 00:07:41,527 --> 00:07:43,791 Please don't ever refer to it again. 89 00:07:46,098 --> 00:07:49,727 Oh. Rat thinks life's one big picnic. 90 00:07:49,869 --> 00:07:52,337 Wait till we take over the riverbank. 91 00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:54,372 He won't find it so easy then. 92 00:07:54,474 --> 00:07:56,567 - Excuse me. Sir. - Keep still in there. 93 00:07:56,709 --> 00:07:58,472 Yes, sir. Sorry, sir. 94 00:07:58,711 --> 00:08:01,475 There's Toad Hall now. 95 00:08:02,615 --> 00:08:04,810 Finest house on the river. 96 00:08:04,951 --> 00:08:07,818 Though we never admit as much to Toad. Of course. 97 00:08:07,920 --> 00:08:10,354 Hello. 98 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:12,856 I see the boating craze is over. 99 00:08:12,959 --> 00:08:15,757 First it was sailing. Then he tired of that. 100 00:08:15,862 --> 00:08:19,525 He took up punting. This year I've been giving him rowing lessons. 101 00:08:19,665 --> 00:08:23,328 Come on. Let's meet Toad. 102 00:08:30,643 --> 00:08:34,044 [Mosquito Buzzing] 103 00:08:35,314 --> 00:08:38,147 Oh! Hurrah! Splendid! 104 00:08:38,251 --> 00:08:40,515 Toad. This is Mole. 105 00:08:40,653 --> 00:08:43,144 Just going to send for you. Both of you. 106 00:08:43,289 --> 00:08:45,849 My young friend's just lost his home. 107 00:08:45,992 --> 00:08:48,153 Has he? What a stroke of luck. 108 00:08:48,294 --> 00:08:50,990 - No. No. No. It was dreadful. - You can live with me. 109 00:08:51,130 --> 00:08:53,030 He's going to live with me. Toad. 110 00:08:53,132 --> 00:08:55,726 No. I just acquired the latest thing! Come and see! 111 00:08:55,868 --> 00:08:57,768 Toad. 112 00:08:57,870 --> 00:09:00,338 - How's the boating? - Boating? Oh. Pooh! 113 00:09:00,473 --> 00:09:04,671 Silly. Boyish amusement. Gave that up ages ago. 114 00:09:04,810 --> 00:09:07,836 [Toad Chuckling] Don't mind them. Bit of a stuffy lot. 115 00:09:07,980 --> 00:09:11,177 The finest house on the river, what? 116 00:09:11,317 --> 00:09:13,046 [Snorts] Yes. 117 00:09:13,185 --> 00:09:16,348 I was hoping you'd help me get my home back. 118 00:09:16,489 --> 00:09:18,389 It was in your meadow. You see. Toad. 119 00:09:18,491 --> 00:09:21,619 Pooh! Not my meadow any longer. 120 00:09:21,761 --> 00:09:24,662 Sold it off. I needed a spot of ready cash. 121 00:09:25,765 --> 00:09:28,962 He sold off my hole. 122 00:09:29,101 --> 00:09:31,729 Now. Iook here. Toad. 123 00:09:31,871 --> 00:09:34,203 That meadow belonged to your father. 124 00:09:34,307 --> 00:09:38,607 Moles have lived there for centuries. You can'tjust sell it off. 125 00:09:38,711 --> 00:09:41,737 Behold your new home. Moley! 126 00:09:43,115 --> 00:09:45,606 - What is it? - Very heavy. 127 00:09:46,852 --> 00:09:48,877 It's the latest thing! 128 00:09:50,189 --> 00:09:52,384 But I don't want a new home. Ratty. 129 00:09:52,525 --> 00:09:55,926 The open road! The dusty highway! 130 00:09:56,028 --> 00:09:58,428 Heath and hedgerow and rolling down. 131 00:09:58,531 --> 00:10:01,432 - Here today. - Off to somewhere else tomorrow! 132 00:10:01,534 --> 00:10:04,002 It doesn't bear thinking about. 133 00:10:05,938 --> 00:10:09,567 - I-It's a caravan. - Ooh, finest cart ever built. 134 00:10:09,575 --> 00:10:11,941 Designed it myself. Of course. 135 00:10:12,044 --> 00:10:14,740 And we can set off after lunch. 136 00:10:14,880 --> 00:10:17,872 - Oh. Stop there. Toady. - Travel. Change. Excitement! 137 00:10:18,017 --> 00:10:22,113 Did I just hear you say "start" and "we" and "after lunch"? 138 00:10:22,254 --> 00:10:26,748 Oh. Dear old Ratty. You can't just stick to your fusty old river all your life. 139 00:10:26,892 --> 00:10:28,826 I want to show you the world! 140 00:10:28,961 --> 00:10:31,395 I don't want to see the world and I'm... 141 00:10:31,530 --> 00:10:34,499 going to stick to my fusty old river. 142 00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:37,535 Moley and I are going for a picnic on it. Aren't we. Mole? 143 00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:42,199 - Y-Yes. Once we found out what happened to my home. - Oh. Absolutely. 144 00:10:42,341 --> 00:10:44,571 Then it's all settled. We set off after lunch. 145 00:10:57,223 --> 00:10:59,054 I say. Horsey. Faster! 146 00:11:00,259 --> 00:11:02,693 It's very kind of Mr. Toad. Of course. But... 147 00:11:02,828 --> 00:11:05,228 it's not like having my own hole. 148 00:11:05,331 --> 00:11:08,266 Don't worry. He'll soon get bored with it. 149 00:11:09,702 --> 00:11:11,932 [Loud Yawn] 150 00:11:14,473 --> 00:11:18,705 [Rat] Toad, when you say you sold off your meadow... 151 00:11:18,811 --> 00:11:21,143 who did you sell it to? 152 00:11:21,247 --> 00:11:24,182 Oh. Some weasels. I believe. 153 00:11:24,283 --> 00:11:26,513 Weasels? Toad! 154 00:11:26,619 --> 00:11:29,179 Oh. Don't... don't start lecturing me. 155 00:11:29,321 --> 00:11:31,585 You know perfectly well the weasels are after Toad Hall. 156 00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:35,559 - It was only a meadow. - It was Mole's home. 157 00:11:35,661 --> 00:11:38,721 - Oh. Pooh! You worry too much. - [Disgusted Sigh] 158 00:11:44,970 --> 00:11:46,995 Uh... 159 00:11:49,108 --> 00:11:53,511 - [Horn Honking] - Uh... Look out! 160 00:11:54,680 --> 00:11:56,671 [Horn Honking] 161 00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:00,610 [Whinnying] 162 00:12:00,753 --> 00:12:03,187 [Horn Honking Continues] 163 00:12:10,229 --> 00:12:13,665 - [Honking] - Scoundrels! 164 00:12:13,799 --> 00:12:16,290 - What was that? - [Rat] Road hogs! 165 00:12:16,435 --> 00:12:18,869 Toad. Come and give us a hand. 166 00:12:19,004 --> 00:12:20,938 - Boop, boop! - Toad? 167 00:12:21,073 --> 00:12:23,633 - Boop. Boop! - Toady. 168 00:12:23,776 --> 00:12:26,006 - Are you all right? - Boop. Boop! 169 00:12:26,112 --> 00:12:28,512 There. Don't worry. They've gone. 170 00:12:28,614 --> 00:12:31,447 We'll go straight down to the police station and lodge a complaint. 171 00:12:31,550 --> 00:12:36,578 Complaint? Me. Complain of that beautiful. Heavenly vision? 172 00:12:36,722 --> 00:12:40,385 - The cart's not too badly damaged. - The cart? Oh. Pooh! 173 00:12:40,493 --> 00:12:43,360 Horrid little cart. Common cart. 174 00:12:43,462 --> 00:12:46,363 Canary-colored cart. 175 00:12:46,465 --> 00:12:49,366 Poetry in motion. The only way to travel. 176 00:12:49,935 --> 00:12:52,665 Here today. And next week tomorrow! Whoo-wee! 177 00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:55,969 Villages skip. Towns and cities jump. 178 00:12:56,075 --> 00:12:58,737 - [Chicken Clucking] - Whoop! Always someone else's horizon. 179 00:12:58,844 --> 00:13:02,041 Oh. Bliss! Oh. Pooh. Pooh! 180 00:13:04,416 --> 00:13:07,044 [Horn Honking] 181 00:13:07,186 --> 00:13:09,051 - Toad! - Ooh! 182 00:13:09,155 --> 00:13:10,884 Whoo! Whoo-hoo-hoo! 183 00:13:10,990 --> 00:13:13,823 - Ooh! Aah! - Toad. You idiot! 184 00:13:13,926 --> 00:13:15,860 - [Rat] Oh, no! - [Yells] 185 00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:21,289 Look out! 186 00:13:21,433 --> 00:13:23,867 [Toad Hooting] 187 00:13:25,337 --> 00:13:27,237 Whoo! Ho-ho! 188 00:13:27,339 --> 00:13:31,241 - [Toad Continues Hooting] - [Horn Honking] 189 00:13:33,345 --> 00:13:36,212 - Hang on! - Toad. For goodness sake. Slow down! 190 00:13:36,315 --> 00:13:39,580 - Whoo! Ha-ha! - [Mole] That's the wildwood! 191 00:13:39,685 --> 00:13:43,086 - Hang on! - Toad. You're driving into the wildwood! 192 00:13:43,189 --> 00:13:45,157 Yes! [Hooting] 193 00:13:50,729 --> 00:13:53,061 Toad. 194 00:13:53,165 --> 00:13:57,829 [Rat] Toad. Stop this car at once. I insist! 195 00:13:57,937 --> 00:14:00,371 - Ratty! - [Hooting] 196 00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:03,164 Ooh! 197 00:14:04,810 --> 00:14:08,439 Hang on. You lads... Funny. Wonder where they went. 198 00:14:11,217 --> 00:14:13,549 Oooh. Hmm. 199 00:14:13,652 --> 00:14:15,279 Oh! 200 00:14:15,387 --> 00:14:19,153 Oh! No! Ooh! 201 00:14:19,258 --> 00:14:23,354 - [Loud Crash] - [Clattering] 202 00:14:24,830 --> 00:14:27,822 Help! [Blubbering] 203 00:14:27,967 --> 00:14:31,528 Help! Help! Please! 204 00:14:34,139 --> 00:14:37,233 Chief. Toad's crashed another car. 205 00:14:37,343 --> 00:14:39,243 That's the seventh he's smashed. 206 00:14:39,345 --> 00:14:44,248 That green head's playing right into our hands. 207 00:14:46,552 --> 00:14:48,952 [Bird Shrieking] 208 00:14:54,827 --> 00:14:57,261 - [Sun] Cheerio! - Oh. 209 00:14:59,031 --> 00:15:00,931 Wait... Wait a minute. 210 00:15:01,033 --> 00:15:04,025 Sorry. Can't stop. 211 00:15:10,342 --> 00:15:12,242 [Whooshing Noise] 212 00:15:12,344 --> 00:15:15,677 Well. Well. If it isn't little Mole. 213 00:15:17,316 --> 00:15:19,750 I'm not afraid of you weasels. 214 00:15:19,852 --> 00:15:22,013 M-My friends will be along any moment. 215 00:15:22,121 --> 00:15:24,646 - [Chuckles] - Friends? 216 00:15:24,790 --> 00:15:27,020 - Yes. - [Chief Weasel] Listen, Mole. 217 00:15:27,126 --> 00:15:30,493 There is no such thing in this world as friends. 218 00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:33,360 Everyone's only out for themselves. 219 00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:36,925 Take us weasels. 220 00:15:38,570 --> 00:15:41,437 [Together] First you see us. 221 00:15:41,540 --> 00:15:43,770 Then you don't. 222 00:15:43,876 --> 00:15:46,401 Now you hear us. 223 00:15:46,512 --> 00:15:48,605 [Quietly] Now you won't. 224 00:15:48,714 --> 00:15:52,946 d It's our secret of survival in a very nasty world d 225 00:15:54,153 --> 00:15:57,350 d Now you feel us Now you can't d 226 00:15:57,456 --> 00:16:00,823 d Are we real Perhaps we aren't d 227 00:16:00,926 --> 00:16:04,726 d It's our secret of survival in a very nasty world d 228 00:16:04,830 --> 00:16:08,357 d It's our secret of survival in a very nasty world d 229 00:16:08,467 --> 00:16:10,935 Is it really such a nasty world? 230 00:16:11,070 --> 00:16:13,470 Oh. Yes. A very nasty world. Indeed. 231 00:16:13,572 --> 00:16:16,336 [Together] Nastier than you could ever dream of. 232 00:16:16,442 --> 00:16:20,003 - From up above! - And from beneath. 233 00:16:20,112 --> 00:16:23,411 - Eyes! Jaws! - Claws and teeth. 234 00:16:23,515 --> 00:16:26,712 d Ready to attack you You're a snack. You'd better run d 235 00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:30,915 d Don't come walking in the wildwood if you haven't got a gun d 236 00:16:31,023 --> 00:16:32,923 [Cackling] 237 00:16:33,025 --> 00:16:36,586 d Every creature for survival has to look out for itself d 238 00:16:36,695 --> 00:16:40,062 - d Oh. No nannies here d - d Or grannies here to look after your health d 239 00:16:40,165 --> 00:16:42,292 d You're in the wildwood d 240 00:16:42,401 --> 00:16:46,735 d And every child would tell you that you've got no business to be here d 241 00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:53,035 d First you see us Then you don't d 242 00:16:53,145 --> 00:16:56,546 - d Now you hear us d - [Quietly] d Now you won't d 243 00:16:56,648 --> 00:17:00,414 d It's our secret of survival in a very nasty world d 244 00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:04,046 d Now you feel us Now you cant't d 245 00:17:04,156 --> 00:17:06,852 d Are we real Perhaps we aren't d 246 00:17:06,959 --> 00:17:10,224 d It's our secret of survival It's our secret of survival d 247 00:17:10,329 --> 00:17:15,392 d It's our secret of survival in a very nasty world dd 248 00:17:17,903 --> 00:17:19,837 Listen. Mole. 249 00:17:19,972 --> 00:17:23,305 You tell your friends to stop meddling in Toad's affairs. 250 00:17:23,409 --> 00:17:26,139 Yes. It's our meadow. And we're going to build a really big... 251 00:17:26,245 --> 00:17:28,145 Shut up! 252 00:17:28,247 --> 00:17:31,910 If Toad wants to sell his property to us. That's his business. 253 00:17:32,017 --> 00:17:35,578 Right. And when he sells us Toad Hall. We'll call the shots around here. 254 00:17:35,687 --> 00:17:38,747 - Why don't you tell him all our plans? - Well... 255 00:17:38,857 --> 00:17:41,655 at first we make Toad Hall a weasel-only area. 256 00:17:41,760 --> 00:17:46,163 - Then we ban picnics along the whole riverbank. - Garbage brain! 257 00:17:50,169 --> 00:17:52,569 It's meant to be a secret! 258 00:17:52,671 --> 00:17:56,573 Friends? You're a spineless nobody. Mole. 259 00:17:56,708 --> 00:17:59,142 Who'd want to be your friend? 260 00:17:59,244 --> 00:18:02,839 [Rat] Mole! Where are you, Mole? 261 00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:05,816 [Bird Shrieking] 262 00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:08,478 Where are you, Mole? 263 00:18:08,587 --> 00:18:10,987 There you are. Mole. Are you all right. Moley? 264 00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:13,854 I am. Now you're here. Ratty. But are you all right? 265 00:18:13,959 --> 00:18:16,120 Oh, I'm fine. Tuck your scarf in. 266 00:18:16,228 --> 00:18:18,788 - You don't want to catch your death of cold. - Yes. 267 00:18:18,897 --> 00:18:22,890 Hello. That's handy. Right. Now, we better go and find Toad. 268 00:18:23,001 --> 00:18:24,969 It's not safe in the wildwoods. You know. 269 00:18:25,070 --> 00:18:28,005 - Yes. I... - It's not safe at all. 270 00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:31,838 - Pooh. Pooh. - Come, come. 271 00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:34,504 - Come, come. - Who's there? 272 00:18:34,613 --> 00:18:37,946 - Mr. Toad. - Waah! It's you! 273 00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:41,144 What an honor for the wildwood. 274 00:18:41,253 --> 00:18:43,312 Good lord. How did I get here? 275 00:18:43,422 --> 00:18:48,052 I understand you need finance for another motorcar. 276 00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:50,458 Another motor? Oh. Yes. 277 00:18:50,562 --> 00:18:54,623 We have a little business proposition. 278 00:19:00,639 --> 00:19:02,869 Oh. Ratty. We're not lost. Are we? 279 00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:07,378 No. No. No. No. No. It's. Um... It's this way. Old fellow. 280 00:19:21,693 --> 00:19:24,218 Brace up. Moley. Look! 281 00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:29,930 It's Badger's place. 282 00:19:30,035 --> 00:19:32,936 [Bell Rings] 283 00:19:33,038 --> 00:19:35,939 [Knocking Continues] 284 00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:41,741 - [Bell Ringing] - [Knocking Continues] 285 00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:46,416 [Ringing] 286 00:19:49,922 --> 00:19:52,914 [Knocking, Ringing Continue] 287 00:19:54,359 --> 00:19:57,760 [Snoring] 288 00:19:57,863 --> 00:19:59,763 What... What the devil? 289 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,760 - Don't worry. He's not that fierce. - "Fierce"? 290 00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:06,201 Come on. 291 00:20:06,305 --> 00:20:09,797 What time is it. For heaven's sake? 292 00:20:09,908 --> 00:20:14,311 Knock. Knock. Knock. I'll give you knock. Knock. Knock. 293 00:20:29,428 --> 00:20:31,453 [Loud Knocking] 294 00:20:32,931 --> 00:20:35,900 What is the meaning of this? 295 00:20:36,168 --> 00:20:38,534 - Um... - Sorry. Badger. 296 00:20:38,637 --> 00:20:40,832 - It's me. Ratty. - It's the middle of winter. 297 00:20:40,939 --> 00:20:44,102 - And my friend Mole. - And the middle of the night. By the looks of it. 298 00:20:44,209 --> 00:20:48,441 Yes. Well. We're lost in the wildwood. 299 00:20:48,547 --> 00:20:51,573 Oh, it's you, you say, Ratty. 300 00:20:51,683 --> 00:20:54,049 Well. Obviously. Badger. 301 00:20:55,821 --> 00:20:58,756 And. Uh. Mole. 302 00:21:00,592 --> 00:21:02,753 Y-Y-Yes. Sir. 303 00:21:02,861 --> 00:21:05,989 - Well. Come in. Come in. - Thank you. Badger. 304 00:21:10,736 --> 00:21:13,500 Were the weasels beastly to you. Moley? 305 00:21:13,605 --> 00:21:18,838 Mmm. They said they were going to turn Toad Hall into a weasel-only area. 306 00:21:18,944 --> 00:21:22,505 - Did they? - Mm-hmm. And ban picnics on the river. 307 00:21:22,614 --> 00:21:24,707 Ban picnics? 308 00:21:24,816 --> 00:21:29,879 Mmm. And they said they were going to build a big something on the meadow Toad sold them. 309 00:21:29,988 --> 00:21:32,320 Toad sold his meadow to the weasels? 310 00:21:32,424 --> 00:21:34,858 That's why they knocked in my home. 311 00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:39,124 Ah. It's all right. Moley. You can come and live with me. 312 00:21:39,231 --> 00:21:41,961 He's going to live with me. Badger. 313 00:21:45,470 --> 00:21:48,735 It was only a small. Dingy little place. 314 00:21:48,840 --> 00:21:51,206 Not like here. Badger... 315 00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:54,404 or your cozy quarters. Rat... 316 00:21:55,781 --> 00:21:58,716 or Toad's beautiful hall. 317 00:21:58,817 --> 00:22:02,446 But it was my own. My very own little hole. 318 00:22:02,554 --> 00:22:04,488 That good-for-nothing Toad! 319 00:22:04,589 --> 00:22:07,251 And now he's crashed yet another motorcar. 320 00:22:07,359 --> 00:22:10,260 - How many is that? - Cars or crashes? 321 00:22:10,362 --> 00:22:12,262 It's the same thing with Toad. 322 00:22:13,598 --> 00:22:16,692 - This is the seventh. - [Knocking] 323 00:22:16,802 --> 00:22:21,603 - [Bell Ringing] - This is an outrage. 324 00:22:25,444 --> 00:22:30,575 - Oh. Ow! Ouch! - I've had quite enough visitors for one winter. 325 00:22:30,682 --> 00:22:34,277 I was attacked by weasels. Hundreds of them. 326 00:22:34,386 --> 00:22:36,286 Did they sing a dreadful song? 327 00:22:36,388 --> 00:22:40,586 They wanted me to put up Toad Hall as collateral against a new motor. 328 00:22:40,692 --> 00:22:42,785 - Toad. You didn't! - Of course not. 329 00:22:42,894 --> 00:22:46,796 - The old place is worth at least six new motors. - Six motorcars? 330 00:22:46,898 --> 00:22:49,458 It's time you stopped this motoring craze. 331 00:22:49,568 --> 00:22:51,763 It'd cost the earth. Toady. 332 00:22:51,870 --> 00:22:55,237 - You've squandered the money your father left you. - Haven't. There's tons of it. 333 00:22:55,340 --> 00:22:59,208 Your father was a particular friend of mine. Toad. 334 00:22:59,311 --> 00:23:02,542 And I promised him on his deathbed that I would ensure... 335 00:23:02,647 --> 00:23:05,673 that you looked after your inheritance. 336 00:23:05,784 --> 00:23:08,446 - I was only having a bit of fun. Badger. - So you're a nincompoop. 337 00:23:08,553 --> 00:23:11,249 Oh. Thank you. Badger. 338 00:23:11,356 --> 00:23:14,917 Toad. "nincompoop" is not a compliment. 339 00:23:15,026 --> 00:23:16,926 Oh. Isn't it? 340 00:23:18,130 --> 00:23:20,928 Take off those ridiculous goggles. 341 00:23:21,032 --> 00:23:22,932 - Shan't. - Rat. 342 00:23:23,034 --> 00:23:27,130 [Gasps] I say. Badger! 343 00:23:27,239 --> 00:23:29,901 - Now the driving gloves. - Oh. Not my gloves. 344 00:23:30,008 --> 00:23:34,001 Oh. No. They're brand new. Cost a fortune. 345 00:23:34,112 --> 00:23:36,137 Exactly. 346 00:23:36,248 --> 00:23:40,947 - [Toad] Ohh! - Now you will accompany me in there... 347 00:23:41,052 --> 00:23:44,419 where you're going to hear a few facts about yourself. 348 00:23:46,124 --> 00:23:49,116 - [Door Slams] - [Badger] Pull yourself together! 349 00:23:49,227 --> 00:23:52,390 - [Toad Whimpering] - You're light-minded, incompetent, irresponsible... 350 00:23:52,497 --> 00:23:54,931 impractical with your property! 351 00:23:55,033 --> 00:23:57,467 [Yelling Continues, Faint] 352 00:23:59,638 --> 00:24:02,038 Goodness only knows what your father would have said! 353 00:24:02,140 --> 00:24:05,837 - [Toad Crying] - Don't give me "boo-hoo-hoo"! 354 00:24:05,944 --> 00:24:08,412 It's no good "boo-hoo-hoo"now! 355 00:24:08,513 --> 00:24:11,482 You should have thought of that in the first place... 356 00:24:11,583 --> 00:24:15,144 before you started squandering the money your father left you! 357 00:24:15,253 --> 00:24:17,153 [Clock Bell Dinging] 358 00:24:17,255 --> 00:24:19,348 [Door Opening] 359 00:24:26,364 --> 00:24:29,265 My friends. I'm pleased to inform you... 360 00:24:29,367 --> 00:24:33,235 that Toad has something important to say to you both. 361 00:24:33,338 --> 00:24:35,704 Sit down. Toad. 362 00:24:42,013 --> 00:24:43,913 Right. Toad. 363 00:24:46,551 --> 00:24:49,952 Begin with the "how-sorry-l-am" bit. 364 00:24:51,690 --> 00:24:54,818 "Oh. How sorry I am that I have been so foolish." 365 00:24:54,926 --> 00:24:56,951 B-But I'm not sorry. 366 00:24:57,062 --> 00:25:01,192 It wasn't foolish. It was simply glorious. 367 00:25:01,299 --> 00:25:04,166 But didn't you just tell me in there... 368 00:25:04,269 --> 00:25:07,238 Oh. Yes. Yes. In there. I'd have said anything in there. 369 00:25:07,339 --> 00:25:09,739 You backsliding wretch. 370 00:25:09,841 --> 00:25:12,708 Oh. Dear Badger. You're so eloquent. 371 00:25:12,811 --> 00:25:15,245 You can make me say whatever you like in there. 372 00:25:15,347 --> 00:25:17,406 But I've been thinking it over out here... 373 00:25:17,516 --> 00:25:20,246 and I find that out here I'm not the least bit sorry. 374 00:25:20,352 --> 00:25:22,684 So it's no earthly good saying I am. Now. Is it? 375 00:25:22,787 --> 00:25:26,052 So you don't promise never to touch another motorcar again? 376 00:25:26,157 --> 00:25:29,888 On the contrary. I promise the very next motorcar I see... 377 00:25:29,995 --> 00:25:32,361 Pooh. Pooh! 378 00:25:32,430 --> 00:25:34,193 Pooh. Pooh! Off I go in it! 379 00:25:35,066 --> 00:25:36,966 Ooh! Ooh! 380 00:25:37,068 --> 00:25:39,093 Very well. Gentlemen. It's plan "B." 381 00:25:42,340 --> 00:25:44,240 Plan "B"? 382 00:25:44,342 --> 00:25:47,277 Yes. Ratty. Plan "B." 383 00:25:47,379 --> 00:25:51,281 - Hey. Badger! - Behave like a nincompoop... 384 00:25:51,383 --> 00:25:54,318 you'll be treated like a nincompoop! 385 00:25:54,419 --> 00:25:58,219 [Toad] Oh! Oh! Ooh! Hey! 386 00:25:59,858 --> 00:26:03,589 [Toad] Where are you taking me? This is no way to treat a Toad. 387 00:26:03,695 --> 00:26:06,823 - I've never been treated so atrociously. - Shut up. Toad. 388 00:26:06,932 --> 00:26:08,832 How much further is it. Badger? 389 00:26:08,934 --> 00:26:12,097 This tunnel will take us right to Toad Hall. 390 00:26:12,203 --> 00:26:14,603 We're under his meadow now. 391 00:26:14,706 --> 00:26:17,539 How under earth did you find the time to do all this. Badger? 392 00:26:17,642 --> 00:26:19,542 Oh. I didn't. 393 00:26:19,644 --> 00:26:24,172 Long. Long ago. There was a city of humans right here. 394 00:26:24,282 --> 00:26:26,614 They thought their city would endure forever... 395 00:26:26,718 --> 00:26:28,948 but humans can't let things rest. 396 00:26:29,054 --> 00:26:32,114 Greed. You see... that's their undoing. 397 00:26:32,223 --> 00:26:36,159 But we remain. There were badgers here before... 398 00:26:36,261 --> 00:26:38,320 - and there'll be badgers here still. - [Metal Clanking] 399 00:27:03,455 --> 00:27:06,049 [Weakly] Tea time. 400 00:27:06,157 --> 00:27:08,057 Shh. 401 00:27:14,299 --> 00:27:16,995 We'll teach those weasels. Moley. 402 00:27:24,542 --> 00:27:27,067 [Toad] Come on, you chaps. Just let me out. 403 00:27:27,178 --> 00:27:30,579 You know you can trust me. 404 00:27:30,682 --> 00:27:34,448 Please! Please, let me out. [Weeping] 405 00:27:36,655 --> 00:27:39,715 Ooh! Let me out! Let me out! Ooh! 406 00:27:39,824 --> 00:27:43,624 - What's going on? I shall write my solicitor! - Shut up. Toad! 407 00:27:43,728 --> 00:27:46,629 - You want the servants to hear? - Is this Toad Hall? 408 00:27:46,731 --> 00:27:49,393 - Shh! - I'll be the laughingstock of the kitchen. 409 00:27:49,501 --> 00:27:52,470 - Then shut up! - [Both Grunting] 410 00:27:52,570 --> 00:27:55,471 - I'm sorry. Sir. I just don't know. - [Sighs] 411 00:27:55,573 --> 00:27:59,270 - Oh. Good day. I am looking for Mr. Toad. - He's not here. 412 00:28:04,582 --> 00:28:06,482 Ouch! 413 00:28:06,584 --> 00:28:10,452 I have six new motorcars for him. 414 00:28:10,555 --> 00:28:12,580 - Toad! - You reprobate. 415 00:28:12,691 --> 00:28:14,591 My new motors! Oh, are they brand new? 416 00:28:14,693 --> 00:28:16,752 Oh, I must see them! Let me out! 417 00:28:16,861 --> 00:28:20,262 - Mr. Toad will not be requiring any new motorcars. Thank you. - Yes, I do! 418 00:28:20,365 --> 00:28:22,925 - I love them! Let me out! - H-He's not well. 419 00:28:23,034 --> 00:28:25,832 Ooh, I can see them! Oh, they're wonders! 420 00:28:25,937 --> 00:28:29,737 - Hurrah! - He's suffering from a mania brought about by motorcars. 421 00:28:29,841 --> 00:28:31,934 It's not a mania. I love motorcars. 422 00:28:32,043 --> 00:28:35,809 As his physician. I have ordered he be taken and locked in his room... 423 00:28:35,914 --> 00:28:38,007 until this mania has run its course. 424 00:28:38,116 --> 00:28:41,552 - Those cars are my life, my soul, my raison d'etre! - Shh! 425 00:28:41,653 --> 00:28:45,020 Mr. Toad owes me money. 426 00:28:45,123 --> 00:28:47,318 [Chuckling] 427 00:28:47,425 --> 00:28:49,359 I love motorcars! Please! 428 00:28:49,461 --> 00:28:51,691 - Let me out! - Can I make a proposition? 429 00:28:51,796 --> 00:28:55,129 - We're always open to a deal. - How's this then? 430 00:28:55,233 --> 00:28:59,636 If you remove these machines forthwith... 431 00:28:59,738 --> 00:29:03,299 I promise not to insert one part of them... 432 00:29:03,408 --> 00:29:07,037 into any portion of your anatomy. 433 00:29:07,145 --> 00:29:09,045 Right. 434 00:29:09,147 --> 00:29:11,138 Fair enough. 435 00:29:11,249 --> 00:29:14,150 It's a pleasure doing business with you. 436 00:29:20,725 --> 00:29:22,989 Let me out! 437 00:29:23,094 --> 00:29:25,858 Oh. Dear! Stop them! Stop them. Somebody! 438 00:29:25,964 --> 00:29:28,626 Oh. They're driving off. 439 00:29:28,733 --> 00:29:32,100 My lovely motors! [Crying] 440 00:29:32,203 --> 00:29:37,004 All brand-new and shiny. 441 00:29:37,108 --> 00:29:39,804 [Crying Continues] 442 00:29:44,549 --> 00:29:49,452 So. Badger thinks he can cure Toad of motorcars. Does he? 443 00:29:49,554 --> 00:29:52,022 - We don't want him to do that. Chief. - I know. 444 00:29:52,123 --> 00:29:54,614 - We want him to spend every last penny he's got. - I know. 445 00:29:54,726 --> 00:29:57,786 - So he has to give us Toad Hall. - What are you telling me for? 446 00:29:57,896 --> 00:29:59,921 Well. Uh... 447 00:30:00,031 --> 00:30:01,931 - Cheese brain. - Thank you. Sir. 448 00:30:02,033 --> 00:30:02,965 - [Squeals] - [Clears Throat] 449 00:30:03,301 --> 00:30:04,199 - [Squeals] - [Clears Throat] 450 00:30:04,302 --> 00:30:07,635 Chief. I'll make sure Toad doesn't forget about motorcars. 451 00:30:07,739 --> 00:30:10,299 - Yes. We have a plan. - I have a plan. 452 00:30:10,408 --> 00:30:12,308 - We both thought of it. - No. You didn't. 453 00:30:12,410 --> 00:30:14,310 Just do it! 454 00:30:18,550 --> 00:30:20,950 [Car Horn Honking] 455 00:30:24,289 --> 00:30:28,487 - Oh. Iook. Frank. One of those! - Oh. What fun! 456 00:30:30,495 --> 00:30:32,895 [Horn Honking] 457 00:30:44,809 --> 00:30:48,472 - That was fun. Frank. - Yes. Ripping. 458 00:30:48,580 --> 00:30:52,038 [Toad] Pooh, pooh. Pooh, pooh. 459 00:30:52,150 --> 00:30:56,143 Get out of the way. Officer! Oh. Nincompoop! 460 00:30:56,254 --> 00:30:58,119 [Tires Screeching] 461 00:30:59,591 --> 00:31:01,320 Ooh! Ow! 462 00:31:02,727 --> 00:31:05,890 Seems to be a lot of traffic today. Toad. 463 00:31:05,997 --> 00:31:08,625 Third crash this morning. 464 00:31:10,368 --> 00:31:12,268 Come on. [Grunts] 465 00:31:12,370 --> 00:31:15,134 Toady. I wish you'd get better. 466 00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:17,265 You know. It's been months now. 467 00:31:17,375 --> 00:31:21,971 [Groans] Perhaps if l... Oh. But. No. I mustn't ask. 468 00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:25,379 - What? - I was just thinking I might improve... 469 00:31:25,483 --> 00:31:27,542 with a little fresh air. 470 00:31:27,652 --> 00:31:30,143 Oh. No. No. No. I can't let you out of this room. 471 00:31:30,255 --> 00:31:32,155 You're quite right. Ratty. 472 00:31:32,257 --> 00:31:35,920 Although I was only thinking of a little stroll... 473 00:31:36,027 --> 00:31:37,585 along the river. 474 00:31:38,863 --> 00:31:43,766 The river. Oh. It's so beautiful in the snow. 475 00:31:43,868 --> 00:31:46,530 - [Water Running] - But you're quite right. 476 00:31:46,638 --> 00:31:49,106 I should stay here safe indoors. 477 00:31:49,207 --> 00:31:53,337 Besides. You can't have a picnic in the middle of winter. 478 00:31:53,444 --> 00:31:58,108 Oh. But you can. Everybody thinks you can't. But you can have a picnic anytime. 479 00:31:58,216 --> 00:32:01,777 In fact, winter picnics are my speciality. 480 00:32:01,886 --> 00:32:05,378 All you need is a hot thermos. A warm rug. 481 00:32:05,490 --> 00:32:08,948 I know the most perfect little hollow where you can get all snug... 482 00:32:09,060 --> 00:32:10,960 and watch the snow. 483 00:32:11,062 --> 00:32:13,622 - I mean. If anything could take my mind off... - Quite. Quite. 484 00:32:13,731 --> 00:32:16,791 A picnic on the river certainly would do it. A winter picnic too. 485 00:32:16,901 --> 00:32:19,961 There's a picnic hamper in the cellar all ready. 486 00:32:20,071 --> 00:32:22,130 N-No. No. Toad. I can't. 487 00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:26,973 - It might be the very cure. - Well. Of course. A picnic on the river cures anything. 488 00:32:27,078 --> 00:32:31,139 Oh. Toady. If you promise me faithfully to behave. 489 00:32:31,249 --> 00:32:33,149 Oh. You know me. Ratty. 490 00:32:33,251 --> 00:32:35,583 A picnic on the river! 491 00:32:35,687 --> 00:32:37,655 - Why didn't we think of it before? - You'll have to go... 492 00:32:37,755 --> 00:32:39,882 right down to the cellar to get the hamper. 493 00:32:39,991 --> 00:32:42,789 Look. Um. Toady... 494 00:32:42,894 --> 00:32:45,328 best not mention anything about this to Badger. 495 00:32:45,430 --> 00:32:48,866 Oh-ho-ho. Wouldn't dream of it. Old fellow. 496 00:32:48,967 --> 00:32:50,832 Right. 497 00:33:07,485 --> 00:33:09,510 d Oh. The clever men at Oxford d 498 00:33:09,620 --> 00:33:11,520 d Know all there is to be known d 499 00:33:11,622 --> 00:33:14,056 d But then none of them know what half as much d 500 00:33:14,158 --> 00:33:16,422 d As clever old Mr. Toad d 501 00:33:20,465 --> 00:33:22,592 d Now the world has hailed great heroes d 502 00:33:22,700 --> 00:33:24,725 d As history books have shown d 503 00:33:24,836 --> 00:33:27,031 d But never a name to go down to fame d 504 00:33:27,138 --> 00:33:29,163 d Compared with that ofToad d 505 00:33:33,778 --> 00:33:35,746 d The army all saluted d 506 00:33:35,847 --> 00:33:38,042 d As they marched along the road d 507 00:33:38,149 --> 00:33:40,014 d Was it the king or the president d 508 00:33:40,118 --> 00:33:43,087 d No. It was Mr... dd Hello. 509 00:33:44,956 --> 00:33:47,686 Hmm. Hmm. 510 00:33:53,664 --> 00:33:56,064 [Dog Barking] 511 00:33:59,303 --> 00:34:01,703 [Horn Honking] 512 00:34:10,782 --> 00:34:13,649 - Bother! - What rotten luck. 513 00:34:13,751 --> 00:34:16,549 Oh. Well. Might as well have a spot of lunch. 514 00:34:18,756 --> 00:34:21,224 Ah. Landlord... 515 00:34:21,325 --> 00:34:23,850 table in your snug. If you'd be so kind. 516 00:34:23,961 --> 00:34:26,361 - Certainly. Sir. - Thank you. 517 00:34:26,464 --> 00:34:28,364 Darling. 518 00:34:34,872 --> 00:34:37,773 Oh. Oh. My. Oh. My. 519 00:34:37,875 --> 00:34:40,435 Oh. I wonder. 520 00:34:40,545 --> 00:34:44,106 I wonder if they'd... sell it. 521 00:34:44,215 --> 00:34:47,275 Of course. I'd... I'd have to test it first... 522 00:34:47,385 --> 00:34:52,584 - just to be certain I really liked it. - [Engine Starts] 523 00:34:52,690 --> 00:34:56,456 Oh-ho! Oh-ho! Pooh. Pooh! Look out! 524 00:34:56,561 --> 00:34:59,462 - [Horn Honks] - It's Toad on the road! 525 00:34:59,564 --> 00:35:03,523 Oh-ho! [Laughing] Look out. Everybody! 526 00:35:03,634 --> 00:35:07,161 Whoa, look at Toady! Whoo... Brakes! 527 00:35:07,271 --> 00:35:09,603 - [Tires Screech] - [Loud Crash] 528 00:35:09,707 --> 00:35:12,107 [Clattering] 529 00:35:12,210 --> 00:35:14,678 [Steam Hissing] 530 00:35:19,784 --> 00:35:22,514 The full penalty of the law is hardly sufficient... 531 00:35:22,620 --> 00:35:26,784 for the heinous. Callous. Unmitigatedly evil crime... 532 00:35:26,891 --> 00:35:29,860 perpetrated by the sniveling wretch... 533 00:35:29,961 --> 00:35:33,328 we now see cowering before us in the dock. 534 00:35:33,431 --> 00:35:36,662 Hear! Hear! Hear! 535 00:35:36,767 --> 00:35:39,065 Thank you. Thank you. 536 00:35:39,170 --> 00:35:41,070 I rest my case. 537 00:35:41,172 --> 00:35:45,040 I understood that you were counsel for the defense. 538 00:35:45,143 --> 00:35:49,637 Indeed. I am. Milord. But his crime is so blackguardly... 539 00:35:49,747 --> 00:35:52,682 that this is. In fact. The best defense that can be offered. 540 00:35:52,783 --> 00:35:55,411 I see. Counsel for the prosecution... 541 00:35:55,520 --> 00:35:57,613 do you wish to add to what counsel for the defense has said? 542 00:35:57,722 --> 00:36:02,460 No. Milord. I would just like to wag my finger at the accused a few times. 543 00:36:02,460 --> 00:36:04,428 Certainly. Certainly. 544 00:36:07,265 --> 00:36:09,165 Tsk. Tsk. Tsk. Tsk. Tsk. 545 00:36:09,267 --> 00:36:11,326 [Murmuring] 546 00:36:13,171 --> 00:36:15,105 Are there any witnesses for the defense? 547 00:36:15,206 --> 00:36:19,074 Witnesses. Milord? How can there be? It is an open-and-shut case. 548 00:36:19,177 --> 00:36:22,442 - He even insulted an officer of the law. - He called me a nincompoop. 549 00:36:24,382 --> 00:36:27,943 I demand the severest sentence that milord can cook up. 550 00:36:28,052 --> 00:36:32,216 - [Weasels] Hear! Hear! - It's not much of a defense. Is it? 551 00:36:32,323 --> 00:36:35,952 Not much. Milord. No. But the best that can be done in the circumstances. 552 00:36:36,060 --> 00:36:40,861 See the very word guilty indelibly imprinted upon his brow! 553 00:36:40,965 --> 00:36:44,025 [Weasels Yelling] 554 00:36:44,135 --> 00:36:48,071 - Couldn't the prosecution say something else? - Silence! 555 00:36:48,172 --> 00:36:51,471 Milord. I should like to speak on behalf of the defendant. 556 00:36:51,576 --> 00:36:54,443 - No. Sit down! Sit down! - Do you really want to? 557 00:36:54,545 --> 00:36:57,412 - Oh. Very well. - Thank you. Milord. 558 00:36:57,515 --> 00:37:02,316 The gentleman you see before you has not been in his right mind... 559 00:37:02,420 --> 00:37:04,081 - for some time. - Have. 560 00:37:04,188 --> 00:37:06,656 - Shut up. Toad! - Uh. Silence in court. 561 00:37:06,757 --> 00:37:10,921 He's suffering from a dementia. That's a form of madness. 562 00:37:11,028 --> 00:37:14,794 - It's not madness. - Brought about by motorcars. 563 00:37:14,899 --> 00:37:16,764 Motors are what make life worth living. 564 00:37:16,867 --> 00:37:20,462 The speed, the thrill. I'll never give it up. 565 00:37:20,571 --> 00:37:22,903 It's simply... glorious! 566 00:37:23,007 --> 00:37:25,237 Guilty! Guilty! 567 00:37:26,711 --> 00:37:29,805 That's it. That's it. 568 00:37:29,914 --> 00:37:34,078 I am never going to try to help that worthless animal again! 569 00:37:34,185 --> 00:37:36,085 I've heard enough. 570 00:37:36,187 --> 00:37:39,816 Before I pass sentence upon the prisoner. Would the jury care to find him guilty? 571 00:37:39,924 --> 00:37:42,518 - [Murmuring] - I object! 572 00:37:42,627 --> 00:37:44,527 One of those rabbits is a weasel. 573 00:37:44,629 --> 00:37:46,927 No. I'm not. I'm a rabbit. 574 00:37:48,633 --> 00:37:52,296 - Look. He's never a rabbit. - Is he a rabbit? 575 00:37:53,904 --> 00:37:58,364 - Say I'm a rabbit. - [All] Yes. He's a rabbit. 576 00:37:58,476 --> 00:38:01,309 Oh. Very well. How do you find the accused? 577 00:38:01,412 --> 00:38:02,970 Guilty! 578 00:38:03,080 --> 00:38:05,708 I am asking the jury! 579 00:38:05,816 --> 00:38:07,716 Well? 580 00:38:07,818 --> 00:38:10,719 - Say guilty. - [All] Guilty. 581 00:38:10,821 --> 00:38:12,686 - Guilty. - Guilty. 582 00:38:14,558 --> 00:38:18,517 Prisoner at the bar. It is the sentence of this court... 583 00:38:18,629 --> 00:38:22,565 that you be taken hence to a place of lawful execution. There to be hanged... 584 00:38:22,667 --> 00:38:25,966 - What? - You can't hang him. Milord. 585 00:38:26,070 --> 00:38:27,970 Oh. Oh. Well. 586 00:38:28,072 --> 00:38:31,701 In that case. I sentence you to as long in jail as I possibly can. 587 00:38:31,809 --> 00:38:35,210 Say, 12 months for theft... 588 00:38:35,313 --> 00:38:37,577 three years for dangerous driving... 589 00:38:37,682 --> 00:38:40,845 and 15 years for cheeking a police officer. 590 00:38:40,951 --> 00:38:44,011 - He called me a nincompoop. - So you've told us before. 591 00:38:44,121 --> 00:38:45,884 Nincompoop? Me? Ha. 592 00:38:45,990 --> 00:38:49,050 So 18. uh. 19. Let's round it up to 20. 593 00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:53,597 Twenty years in the rankest jail that His Majesty can provide. 594 00:38:53,698 --> 00:38:56,826 [Cheering] 595 00:38:56,934 --> 00:38:58,925 Has the prisoner anything to say? 596 00:38:59,036 --> 00:39:01,527 Yes! Nincompoop! 597 00:39:01,639 --> 00:39:03,539 What? 598 00:39:03,641 --> 00:39:05,905 You're all nincompoops! 599 00:39:06,010 --> 00:39:08,877 - Toad! - What did I tell you? 600 00:39:08,979 --> 00:39:13,040 I increase the sentence to 25 years. 601 00:39:13,150 --> 00:39:15,175 What do you know about life. About freedom? 602 00:39:15,286 --> 00:39:19,586 - You're all miserable. One-eyed nincompoops! - Thirty years! 603 00:39:19,690 --> 00:39:22,887 - What right have you got to judge me? - Take him down. No. Wait. 604 00:39:22,993 --> 00:39:26,724 - I'm Toad. - Forty years! 605 00:39:26,831 --> 00:39:31,291 The handsome Toad! The unstoppable Toad! 606 00:39:31,402 --> 00:39:33,370 d The world has hailed great heroes d 607 00:39:33,471 --> 00:39:35,735 d As history books have shown d 608 00:39:35,840 --> 00:39:39,469 d But never a name to go down to fame compared with that ofToad d 609 00:39:39,577 --> 00:39:42,637 - Fifty years! - d The army all saluted d 610 00:39:42,747 --> 00:39:47,207 d As they marched along the road Oh. Was it the king or the president d 611 00:39:47,318 --> 00:39:49,309 d No. It was Mr. Toad d 612 00:39:49,420 --> 00:39:52,082 d The judge was apoplectic d 613 00:39:52,189 --> 00:39:54,783 - d He thought he might explode d - Sixty! 614 00:39:54,892 --> 00:39:56,917 d He'd never been faced with a prisoner as bold and brave d 615 00:39:57,027 --> 00:39:59,791 - d As Mr. Toad d - [Judge] Seventy! 616 00:39:59,897 --> 00:40:03,492 - d The police could never catch him d - d He was so nimble-toed d 617 00:40:03,601 --> 00:40:05,967 d He escaped from their clutches where none has as much as d 618 00:40:06,070 --> 00:40:08,163 d The amazing Mr. Toad d 619 00:40:08,272 --> 00:40:11,070 - Eighty! - d The officers couldn't believe it d 620 00:40:11,175 --> 00:40:12,938 - d They ooh'd and ah'd and oh'd d - Oh! Ah! Ohh! 621 00:40:13,043 --> 00:40:15,773 dAs high up above them he flew like a bird d 622 00:40:15,880 --> 00:40:19,407 d The incredible Mr. Toad dd Ooh. 623 00:40:19,517 --> 00:40:22,452 - Ninety! - [Weasels] One hundred! 624 00:40:22,553 --> 00:40:25,420 Done! One hundred years! 625 00:40:25,523 --> 00:40:27,423 Take him away! 626 00:40:27,525 --> 00:40:29,425 No! Have mercy! 627 00:40:29,527 --> 00:40:33,930 Do not incarcerate me in the dark. Noisome dungeon! 628 00:40:34,031 --> 00:40:38,491 Oh. No! Do not immure me from the precious light of the sun! 629 00:40:38,602 --> 00:40:43,096 I'll reform! Oh. Dear! Dear me! 630 00:40:43,441 --> 00:40:45,841 [Thunderclaps] 631 00:41:05,029 --> 00:41:07,759 [Rat] It's all my fault. Mole. 632 00:41:07,865 --> 00:41:12,268 If only I hadn't left Toad alone. All for a picnic. 633 00:41:12,369 --> 00:41:14,769 There must be something we could do. 634 00:41:14,872 --> 00:41:19,002 The minute we leave Toad Hall empty. The weasels will be in here like... 635 00:41:20,110 --> 00:41:22,010 weasels. 636 00:41:22,112 --> 00:41:25,570 - [Thunderclaps Continue] - Ratty. 637 00:41:25,683 --> 00:41:29,050 I-I don't know. Couldn't we spring Toad from jail? 638 00:41:29,153 --> 00:41:33,385 Well. How? He's in the strongest prison in the land. 639 00:41:33,491 --> 00:41:37,120 I-I may not be very b-brave. But... 640 00:41:38,262 --> 00:41:40,162 I could dig a tunnel. 641 00:41:40,264 --> 00:41:42,494 - [Clattering Sound] - Moley! 642 00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:46,036 - What was that? - Just my whiskers. 643 00:41:46,136 --> 00:41:47,831 No. I-I heard something. 644 00:41:47,938 --> 00:41:50,964 We had best stay here and guard Toad Hall. 645 00:41:51,075 --> 00:41:55,171 After all. With good behavior. Toad could be out in... 646 00:41:55,279 --> 00:41:57,179 seventy years. 647 00:41:58,716 --> 00:42:01,014 Look out! 648 00:42:01,118 --> 00:42:03,780 [All Yelling] 649 00:42:20,204 --> 00:42:22,502 You're trespassing. 650 00:42:22,606 --> 00:42:24,972 This is a weasel-only area. 651 00:42:25,075 --> 00:42:28,704 And that means nobody's allowed here except weasels. 652 00:42:28,812 --> 00:42:31,144 - What else could it mean? - Just making sure they got the point. 653 00:42:31,248 --> 00:42:33,148 [Angry Growling] 654 00:42:37,855 --> 00:42:39,789 [Grunts] 655 00:42:41,225 --> 00:42:43,955 All unloaded. Chief. 656 00:42:44,061 --> 00:42:45,961 You idiot! 657 00:42:48,999 --> 00:42:51,490 Those are meant to be unloaded here... 658 00:42:51,602 --> 00:42:54,730 and the bones are to go over to the factory. 659 00:42:54,838 --> 00:42:57,398 Sorry. Chief. I'll change 'em over. 660 00:42:59,076 --> 00:43:00,976 After dinner. 661 00:43:12,256 --> 00:43:14,520 What do you think they're after. Ratty? 662 00:43:14,625 --> 00:43:17,458 Whatever it is. Let's give 'em a hand. 663 00:43:20,197 --> 00:43:22,757 Uh. Why are you doing that. Rat? 664 00:43:24,435 --> 00:43:28,929 If in doubt. Mole. It's often best to help keep the weasels confused... 665 00:43:29,039 --> 00:43:32,770 stay one step ahead of their game. Whatever it is. 666 00:43:49,893 --> 00:43:53,056 Wise old Badger. Sensible Rat. 667 00:43:53,163 --> 00:43:55,461 I should have listened to you. 668 00:43:55,566 --> 00:43:59,627 Oh. This is the end. Toad. [Weeping] 669 00:43:59,737 --> 00:44:01,898 Buck up. Toad. 670 00:44:02,006 --> 00:44:04,474 I brought you some bubble and squeak for breakfast. 671 00:44:04,575 --> 00:44:08,671 - Oh. Wretched and unhappy... Did you say bubble and squeak? - Mm-hmm. 672 00:44:08,779 --> 00:44:13,978 - Made it myself. - Oh. What do I care for the pleasures of the flesh? 673 00:44:14,084 --> 00:44:18,418 - Oh. I'll take it away then. - You don't want to waste it. 674 00:44:18,522 --> 00:44:22,982 [Moans] I shall never see Toad Hall again. 675 00:44:23,093 --> 00:44:26,028 Toad Hall? That's the place they're gonna knock down. Isn't it? 676 00:44:26,130 --> 00:44:29,657 I didn't quite catch that. I thought you said "knock it down." 677 00:44:29,767 --> 00:44:32,258 That's right. The new owners have decided to knock it down. 678 00:44:32,369 --> 00:44:34,860 New owners? What are you talking about. Girl? 679 00:44:34,972 --> 00:44:38,169 The old place is mine. Been in the family for years. 680 00:44:41,478 --> 00:44:46,279 "Toad Hall. The ancestral residence of the now disgraced Toad family... 681 00:44:46,383 --> 00:44:49,443 is due for demolition tomorrow morning." 682 00:44:51,088 --> 00:44:55,525 "Weasels. Who say they took the property over from Mr. Toad... 683 00:44:55,659 --> 00:44:59,060 "when he defaulted on repayment of six new motorcars... 684 00:44:59,163 --> 00:45:03,000 say it will be reduced to rubble in 15 seconds." 685 00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:06,731 - They're gonna blow it up. - Blow up Toad Hall? 686 00:45:06,837 --> 00:45:08,930 It's wonderful what they can do now. Isn't it? 687 00:45:09,039 --> 00:45:12,736 My father's house. My sacred trust... 688 00:45:12,843 --> 00:45:15,403 blown to smithereens. 689 00:45:15,512 --> 00:45:17,639 And it's all my fault. 690 00:45:17,748 --> 00:45:20,740 Well. Toad. You'd better stop them. 691 00:45:20,851 --> 00:45:24,514 Talk sense. Girl. What could I do. Incarcerated here? 692 00:45:24,621 --> 00:45:27,112 Unhappy Toad. 693 00:45:27,224 --> 00:45:29,124 Oh. Toad. 694 00:45:30,694 --> 00:45:33,424 I can't help feeling sorry for you. 695 00:45:33,530 --> 00:45:37,432 - In fact. Truth to tell. I'm really quite fond of you. - Yes. It's true. 696 00:45:37,534 --> 00:45:39,729 Ladies find me irresistible. 697 00:45:39,837 --> 00:45:41,566 Ouch. 698 00:45:41,705 --> 00:45:45,505 - My aunt's a tea lady. - That's nothing to brag about. 699 00:45:45,642 --> 00:45:48,770 She's very poor and you're very rich. Or so you keep telling me. 700 00:45:48,912 --> 00:45:51,437 Oh. Yes. I have absolutely pots of money. 701 00:45:53,050 --> 00:45:54,915 Well. Then. 702 00:46:02,126 --> 00:46:04,959 - Mole! - Oh! Oh. Rat. 703 00:46:05,095 --> 00:46:08,292 W-We're nearly there. I could hear Toad's voice right above me. 704 00:46:08,432 --> 00:46:10,297 Well done. Mole. 705 00:46:17,274 --> 00:46:19,367 - Well. Come on then. - Oh. Ratty. 706 00:46:19,476 --> 00:46:21,444 This was your idea. Mole. 707 00:46:21,578 --> 00:46:26,515 - Y-Yes. But... - We can'tjust leave Toad in there, twiddling his thumbs... 708 00:46:26,650 --> 00:46:29,175 while the weasels blow up Toad Hall. 709 00:46:32,656 --> 00:46:35,022 You don't expect me to dress up like that! 710 00:46:35,159 --> 00:46:37,889 Oh? Then you can sit here. Twiddling your thumbs... 711 00:46:38,028 --> 00:46:40,428 while the weasels blow up Toad Hall. 712 00:46:40,564 --> 00:46:43,089 Oh. No. No. No. No. 713 00:46:44,701 --> 00:46:46,726 Here's your five guineas. 714 00:46:46,870 --> 00:46:49,361 Right. Get that off. 715 00:46:49,506 --> 00:46:53,033 Careful with that. It's got all me money in it. What's left of it. 716 00:46:57,281 --> 00:46:59,749 Oh. 717 00:47:00,984 --> 00:47:04,112 Oh. Ratty. There are two women with him. 718 00:47:05,289 --> 00:47:07,757 Two women? What are they doing? 719 00:47:07,891 --> 00:47:10,451 Taking his clothes off. 720 00:47:10,594 --> 00:47:12,494 What? 721 00:47:14,498 --> 00:47:16,591 [Woman Grunts] 722 00:47:19,369 --> 00:47:23,396 Now they're dressing him up in women's clothing. 723 00:47:23,540 --> 00:47:26,065 Perhaps it's some sort of torture. 724 00:47:28,912 --> 00:47:30,812 There. The spitting image. 725 00:47:30,914 --> 00:47:33,747 - I don't look like that. - It's me that doesn't look like that. 726 00:47:33,884 --> 00:47:37,843 Shut up. Now. You tie Auntie up while I make sure the coast is clear. 727 00:47:38,989 --> 00:47:41,958 If I thought I looked that ugly... 728 00:47:42,092 --> 00:47:44,652 I would be more than happy to stay in jail. 729 00:47:46,597 --> 00:47:50,055 - And don't forget to gag her. - Nothing would give me greater pleasure. 730 00:47:50,200 --> 00:47:53,658 Aah! I mean talk about the back of a bus. 731 00:47:53,804 --> 00:47:56,272 I'm surprised people don't catch you to Trafalgar Square. 732 00:47:56,406 --> 00:47:58,431 Silence. Old hag. 733 00:47:58,575 --> 00:48:02,602 Your cries are of no avail against a desperate Toad! Ha-ha! 734 00:48:04,348 --> 00:48:06,942 - Psst! Toad! - Who's that? 735 00:48:07,084 --> 00:48:10,019 - It's me. - Ratty. What on earth are you doing there? 736 00:48:10,120 --> 00:48:11,883 Rescuing you. Come on. 737 00:48:12,022 --> 00:48:14,320 Oh. Don't need rescuing. Old chap. 738 00:48:14,458 --> 00:48:16,585 Got a clever plan all worked out meself. 739 00:48:16,727 --> 00:48:20,754 But. Toady. All you've gotta do is follow me. Mole's built this tunnel. 740 00:48:20,898 --> 00:48:24,163 No. A tunnel is no way for an animal of my mettle to escape. 741 00:48:25,702 --> 00:48:28,330 Us Toads do things with a bit more dash. 742 00:48:28,472 --> 00:48:31,566 A bit more zing. 743 00:48:31,708 --> 00:48:33,938 Toad! 744 00:48:34,077 --> 00:48:35,977 - Yes? - Good luck. Toad. 745 00:48:36,079 --> 00:48:38,138 Oh. Right! Thanks a lot. 746 00:48:40,884 --> 00:48:43,284 [Muffled Yelling] 747 00:49:09,413 --> 00:49:11,973 - Ha! - [Gasps] 748 00:49:12,115 --> 00:49:14,549 If it isn't my sweetheart. 749 00:49:14,651 --> 00:49:16,812 Would you like a cup of tea? 750 00:49:16,954 --> 00:49:18,854 - Where's my kiss? - Kiss? 751 00:49:18,956 --> 00:49:22,448 - I'll give you a thump. - But you always give me a kiss. 752 00:49:22,592 --> 00:49:26,221 - You must be mad. - You're not quite yourself today. Are you. Granny? 753 00:49:26,363 --> 00:49:29,526 [Laughs] On the contrary. I'm more myself than usual today. 754 00:49:29,666 --> 00:49:31,827 - How's that? - Because when I'm really myself... 755 00:49:31,969 --> 00:49:35,336 - Yes? - I give cheeky guards something special. 756 00:49:35,439 --> 00:49:38,840 - And what is that? - My warmest regards. 757 00:49:38,976 --> 00:49:41,206 - [Steam Hissing] - Aaah! 758 00:49:41,345 --> 00:49:44,143 Oh. Cripes! Ooh! 759 00:50:05,235 --> 00:50:08,864 Stop! Escaped... prisoner! Stop! 760 00:50:11,975 --> 00:50:16,105 [Blubbering] 761 00:50:16,246 --> 00:50:19,079 - Up there! - Up there? Stop! Stop! 762 00:50:20,717 --> 00:50:22,651 [All Shouting] 763 00:50:28,759 --> 00:50:30,954 [Guards Yelling Ferociously] 764 00:50:39,736 --> 00:50:41,897 Stop right there! [Laughing] 765 00:50:42,039 --> 00:50:44,303 You can't escape. 766 00:50:44,408 --> 00:50:47,070 Oh! Nincompoops! 767 00:50:50,881 --> 00:50:52,906 Ah. That is gross. 768 00:50:53,050 --> 00:50:55,416 Disgusting. Ugh! 769 00:50:59,556 --> 00:51:01,990 - Oh. Hello. You fellows. - [Alarm Blaring] 770 00:51:04,227 --> 00:51:05,888 Come on! 771 00:51:06,029 --> 00:51:08,657 [Alarm Continues] 772 00:51:10,434 --> 00:51:12,368 [Rat] Why on earth did you insist on escaping on your own? 773 00:51:12,469 --> 00:51:14,664 You don't think I'd stay there twiddling my thumbs... 774 00:51:14,805 --> 00:51:17,535 while the weasels blow up Toad Hall. Do you? 775 00:51:17,674 --> 00:51:19,574 No. No. Of course not. 776 00:51:19,676 --> 00:51:23,112 [Train Whistle Blowing] 777 00:51:25,282 --> 00:51:28,877 Three to Toad-in-the-World. First class. 778 00:51:29,019 --> 00:51:31,817 First class is five and nine pence each. Granny. 779 00:51:31,922 --> 00:51:33,822 Five and nine pence? 780 00:51:33,924 --> 00:51:35,824 Oh-ho. That's nothing to me. I can assure you. 781 00:51:35,926 --> 00:51:38,724 I've got it right here... in my... 782 00:51:38,829 --> 00:51:40,729 pocket. 783 00:51:40,831 --> 00:51:42,890 Do get a move on. Madam. 784 00:51:43,033 --> 00:51:47,333 Look here. My man. Give me the tickets now and I'll send the money on tomorrow. 785 00:51:47,437 --> 00:51:50,372 - Next. Please. - This is an emergency! 786 00:51:50,474 --> 00:51:52,908 Excuse me. Madam. 787 00:51:53,043 --> 00:51:56,774 - Look out! - Ah! The hounds of the law! 788 00:51:56,880 --> 00:51:58,472 Save me. Ratty! 789 00:52:04,554 --> 00:52:08,183 [Excited Chattering] 790 00:52:16,466 --> 00:52:19,196 - I can't go in there. - [Scoffs] 791 00:52:19,302 --> 00:52:22,703 - Look around! This way! - [Gasping] 792 00:52:25,642 --> 00:52:28,907 - [Train Whistle Blowing] - [Groaning] 793 00:52:29,012 --> 00:52:31,537 What are we going to do. Ratty? 794 00:52:31,681 --> 00:52:35,208 I'll never see Toad Hall again except in a heap of rubble. 795 00:52:35,352 --> 00:52:39,482 [Blows Nose] Oh. Oh. Oh! 796 00:52:39,623 --> 00:52:42,683 Oh. Oh. Oh! 797 00:52:42,826 --> 00:52:46,455 I'm so sorry. Madam. I didn't see you there. 798 00:52:46,596 --> 00:52:50,623 I'm a poor old tea lady who's lost all her money. 799 00:52:50,767 --> 00:52:54,203 Unless I get back tonight. I'll lose my home as well. 800 00:52:54,337 --> 00:52:57,397 - [Conductor] Oh, that's terrible. - [Sobbing] 801 00:52:57,541 --> 00:53:01,773 A wicked landowner's blowing it up. [Sobbing] 802 00:53:01,878 --> 00:53:03,368 Aw! I'll let you and your children ride in my cab. 803 00:53:06,316 --> 00:53:09,251 - Children? - Ride in your cab? 804 00:53:09,352 --> 00:53:11,980 Oh. Rather! Oh-ho! 805 00:53:12,122 --> 00:53:14,556 - It's strictly against regulation. But... - [Train Whistle Toots] 806 00:53:14,691 --> 00:53:18,354 - What... Hey. Hey! Hang on! - No room for you. Cod face! 807 00:53:18,495 --> 00:53:20,725 - Cod face? - Toad! 808 00:53:20,830 --> 00:53:24,732 - Toad? - Oh. Yipes! How does this thing work? 809 00:53:24,834 --> 00:53:27,530 Don't touch anything. Wait! 810 00:53:37,647 --> 00:53:40,775 Ho-ho. Faster. Faster! Make it go faster! 811 00:53:40,884 --> 00:53:44,149 - Toad. You're supposed to be our mother. - Oh. Phooey. 812 00:53:46,189 --> 00:53:48,089 Hey! 813 00:53:49,726 --> 00:53:52,661 Why is that man waving at us? 814 00:53:54,331 --> 00:53:57,300 Stop this train! 815 00:53:57,434 --> 00:54:00,835 - Crikey. They're on the train. - Who's on the train? 816 00:54:00,937 --> 00:54:03,531 Stop this train! 817 00:54:03,673 --> 00:54:06,608 Hmm. I'd better see what they want. 818 00:54:06,710 --> 00:54:11,113 No. Don't stop the train. Good. Kindhearted Mr. Engine driver. 819 00:54:11,214 --> 00:54:14,240 You'd better tell me what's goin' on. 820 00:54:14,384 --> 00:54:18,411 Alas. I'm not the simple tea lady I appear to be. 821 00:54:18,555 --> 00:54:20,750 And we are certainly not his children. 822 00:54:20,857 --> 00:54:26,523 I am a Toad. The well-known and popular Mr. Toad. A landed proprietor. 823 00:54:26,630 --> 00:54:30,293 - And who are they? - My evil. Haughty tormenters... 824 00:54:30,400 --> 00:54:34,234 who wish to drag me back to their loathsome dungeon. 825 00:54:34,337 --> 00:54:36,271 Ajailbird. Eh? 826 00:54:36,373 --> 00:54:39,365 All I did was borrow a motorcar. 827 00:54:39,509 --> 00:54:42,967 - I don't hold with motorcars. - Neither do I. 828 00:54:44,414 --> 00:54:47,679 - [Gunshot] - What's that? 829 00:54:50,153 --> 00:54:52,678 They've no respect for public transport. That lot. 830 00:54:52,822 --> 00:54:55,256 All they care about is motorcars. 831 00:54:55,358 --> 00:54:57,690 Well. Nobody shoots at my engine! 832 00:54:57,794 --> 00:55:00,194 Hey. Stop that! 833 00:55:00,297 --> 00:55:02,857 Stop this train! 834 00:55:02,999 --> 00:55:05,229 - [Gunshot] - [Clang] 835 00:55:05,335 --> 00:55:08,361 Oh! That paint was brand new! 836 00:55:09,673 --> 00:55:12,699 I'll show them. 837 00:55:12,842 --> 00:55:16,801 I'll teach you to shoot at my train! 838 00:55:16,946 --> 00:55:19,073 Ow! 839 00:55:19,182 --> 00:55:21,116 - Ooh! - Ow! - Oh! 840 00:55:23,320 --> 00:55:25,652 - Motorists! - Oh! 841 00:55:25,755 --> 00:55:29,486 - [Conductor] Headlight flashers! - Look out! 842 00:55:29,592 --> 00:55:32,993 I'll show you road lovers... 843 00:55:33,129 --> 00:55:37,327 Hey! Hey! Hey! You bring back my train. You! 844 00:55:37,434 --> 00:55:39,402 We've lost the driver. 845 00:55:39,536 --> 00:55:44,269 Yippie! Hoo-hoo-hoo! I found it. I found it! 846 00:55:44,374 --> 00:55:47,002 - What. The brake? - No. The accelerator. 847 00:55:47,110 --> 00:55:50,079 - Yah! [Whooping] - Toad. No! 848 00:55:53,983 --> 00:55:56,918 Leave it to me. I'll get 'em. 849 00:56:00,824 --> 00:56:03,258 Ow! 850 00:56:03,360 --> 00:56:06,193 - Ooh! - Keep me covered. Moley. 851 00:56:06,296 --> 00:56:09,322 I can't throw for toffee. 852 00:56:09,466 --> 00:56:11,866 Just throw it. 853 00:56:11,968 --> 00:56:14,436 - Eighty miles an hour! - [Whistle Toots] 854 00:56:18,975 --> 00:56:20,499 - Ow! - Sorry! 855 00:56:20,643 --> 00:56:25,012 Eighty-four miles an hour. Eighty-five! I wonder if it'll go a hundred! 856 00:56:30,186 --> 00:56:34,088 - Look out! - Drop that or I'll shoot. 857 00:56:34,190 --> 00:56:37,819 - I wonder what that does. - I have given you the official warnin'! 858 00:56:37,927 --> 00:56:40,725 - [Screaming] - [Screaming] 859 00:56:40,830 --> 00:56:43,765 - It's the brake. - Toad! 860 00:56:47,003 --> 00:56:49,437 - Mole. Come and give me a hand. - I can't! 861 00:56:49,539 --> 00:56:52,133 Yes. You can. Mole. 862 00:56:54,778 --> 00:56:58,077 Come on! 863 00:56:58,181 --> 00:57:02,675 Ninety-one, ninety-two. Why won't it go any faster? 864 00:57:08,224 --> 00:57:11,284 - [Screaming] - [Screaming] 865 00:57:11,394 --> 00:57:14,693 Oh. Crikey. Uh... Wh-What should I do now? 866 00:57:14,798 --> 00:57:16,698 Uh. Ratty... 867 00:57:17,967 --> 00:57:20,697 - Uh... Uh... Oh! Uh... - Hang on. Mole. 868 00:57:20,804 --> 00:57:23,432 Uh... Help! 869 00:57:23,540 --> 00:57:25,838 [Groaning] 870 00:57:25,942 --> 00:57:28,103 Oh-ho! Uh. Uh! 871 00:57:32,248 --> 00:57:34,148 Now! 872 00:57:34,250 --> 00:57:36,980 [Toad] Ninety-five, ninety-six! 873 00:57:37,086 --> 00:57:40,317 It is going faster! Hooray! 874 00:57:40,423 --> 00:57:43,483 Oh. Come on. Come on! Hee-hee! 875 00:57:44,961 --> 00:57:47,361 I'm so sorry. Ratty. 876 00:57:47,464 --> 00:57:49,455 You did your best. Moley. 877 00:57:49,599 --> 00:57:53,330 [Toad] Hoo-hoo! Hoo-hoo! Hoo-hoo! 878 00:57:53,436 --> 00:57:55,336 I always mess things up. 879 00:57:55,438 --> 00:57:58,930 All right, you two, hands up. 880 00:58:01,411 --> 00:58:03,311 [Thud, Crash] 881 00:58:10,820 --> 00:58:13,015 [Toad] One hundred and twenty miles an hour! 882 00:58:13,122 --> 00:58:17,058 Hooray! This is fantastic. Ratty! 883 00:58:17,193 --> 00:58:21,095 Ratty? Ratty? Ratty. Where are you? 884 00:58:21,231 --> 00:58:23,756 Ratty? Oh! Oh! 885 00:58:25,301 --> 00:58:28,464 [Loud Crash] 886 00:58:42,385 --> 00:58:44,615 Pooh. Pooh. 887 00:58:44,721 --> 00:58:46,621 Pooh. Pooh. 888 00:58:49,893 --> 00:58:52,418 d Oh. Nobody knew how to catch him d 889 00:58:52,529 --> 00:58:54,724 d So clever and nimble-toed d 890 00:58:54,831 --> 00:58:56,890 d They couldn't snitch or snatch him d 891 00:58:57,000 --> 00:58:59,332 d That elusive Mr. Toad dd 892 00:59:07,510 --> 00:59:10,911 Right. We'd better go and find Badger. 893 00:59:11,047 --> 00:59:11,748 That way... 894 00:59:11,748 --> 00:59:12,942 That way... 895 00:59:13,049 --> 00:59:15,415 Moley? Mole. 896 00:59:15,518 --> 00:59:17,952 Mole! 897 00:59:19,255 --> 00:59:22,019 Moley. 898 00:59:22,125 --> 00:59:24,286 I'm not brave like you. Ratty... 899 00:59:24,394 --> 00:59:26,954 or strong and fierce like Badger. 900 00:59:27,063 --> 00:59:29,395 You are very brave. Moley. 901 00:59:30,767 --> 00:59:33,065 I'm just a spineless nobody. 902 00:59:33,169 --> 00:59:35,831 - You don't want someone like me as a friend. - Moley. 903 00:59:35,939 --> 00:59:38,737 I'm going home. Ratty. I'm sorry. 904 00:59:39,976 --> 00:59:41,876 Moley! 905 00:59:49,185 --> 00:59:52,245 Oh! Ouch! Bother. 906 00:59:54,324 --> 00:59:56,224 Oooh! 907 00:59:58,094 --> 01:00:01,996 - Going home. Are we. Toad? - Yes. 908 01:00:02,098 --> 01:00:05,329 Better hurry. I'll be setting soon. 909 01:00:05,435 --> 01:00:07,835 How far is it to Toad Hall? 910 01:00:07,937 --> 01:00:10,997 Oh. A long way yet. 911 01:00:11,107 --> 01:00:13,007 [Groaning] 912 01:00:13,109 --> 01:00:16,078 Yes. I can see everything from up here. 913 01:00:16,179 --> 01:00:20,912 That's the great thing about being... the sun. [Chuckling] 914 01:00:23,386 --> 01:00:26,219 Can you see what those weasels are up to? 915 01:00:26,322 --> 01:00:30,656 They're putting the dynamite into Toad Hall. 916 01:00:30,760 --> 01:00:33,024 Dynamite. 917 01:00:33,129 --> 01:00:37,293 Ohh. I'm beginning to set. 918 01:00:37,400 --> 01:00:41,530 [Sobbing] All is lost. Wretched Toad. 919 01:00:41,638 --> 01:00:43,799 Shouldn't have gone around stealing motorcars. 920 01:00:43,906 --> 01:00:45,464 - Didn't. - Did. 921 01:00:45,575 --> 01:00:49,875 - Didn't! - I saw it all! Did. 922 01:00:49,979 --> 01:00:53,039 - Oh. Go away! - Not until it's time. 923 01:00:53,149 --> 01:00:54,810 [Car Horn Honking] 924 01:00:56,686 --> 01:01:00,144 Ha-ha! Toad's luck holds again. 925 01:01:00,256 --> 01:01:03,282 I'll spin up one of my highly sophisticated yarns. 926 01:01:04,427 --> 01:01:06,418 [Honking] 927 01:01:11,868 --> 01:01:16,498 - [Honking Continues] - [Brakes Squealing] 928 01:01:16,606 --> 01:01:18,801 [Groans] Help. 929 01:01:18,908 --> 01:01:22,400 I'm a poor old tea lady who can't... 930 01:01:22,512 --> 01:01:24,480 Oh. Yipes! It's you lot. 931 01:01:24,580 --> 01:01:26,980 Toad. What are you doing out of jail? 932 01:01:27,083 --> 01:01:30,052 Hmph! I escaped by great daring and cleverness. 933 01:01:30,153 --> 01:01:32,951 And I demand you hand back Toad Hall immediately. 934 01:01:33,056 --> 01:01:36,753 - Of course. It's all yours. - Oh. 935 01:01:36,859 --> 01:01:40,260 We were just looking after it for you. Toady. While you were in jail. 936 01:01:40,363 --> 01:01:42,263 - Oh. Thanks. - Toad? 937 01:01:42,365 --> 01:01:44,731 - Yes? - Why are you dressed like this? 938 01:01:44,834 --> 01:01:47,962 Oh. Master of disguise. Fooled everyone. 939 01:01:48,071 --> 01:01:50,266 You're a clever one and no mistake, Toad. 940 01:01:50,373 --> 01:01:52,637 Yes. Drove a train. Just like that. 941 01:01:52,742 --> 01:01:57,236 Did you? Well. We've got a new motor we'd like you to... test for us. 942 01:01:57,346 --> 01:01:59,246 A new motor? Oh. Rather! 943 01:01:59,348 --> 01:02:02,249 - It's got a motor. - Sort of experimental. Is it? 944 01:02:02,351 --> 01:02:05,218 - That's it. - Oh. Yipes! 945 01:02:07,390 --> 01:02:09,654 [Toad] Pooh, pooh! 946 01:02:38,821 --> 01:02:40,721 Badger? 947 01:02:42,925 --> 01:02:45,086 Yesterday. Mole End. 948 01:02:45,194 --> 01:02:48,061 Tomorrow. Toad Hall. 949 01:02:48,164 --> 01:02:51,190 Today they're in the wildwood. 950 01:02:51,300 --> 01:02:53,530 No. 951 01:02:53,636 --> 01:02:55,831 No. I can't have that. 952 01:02:57,340 --> 01:02:59,240 Oh. No. 953 01:03:13,556 --> 01:03:16,650 Oh. Funny-looking motor. How's it work? 954 01:03:16,759 --> 01:03:18,954 Let me show you. Toad. 955 01:03:19,061 --> 01:03:23,930 This motor drives... this wheel here. 956 01:03:24,033 --> 01:03:27,400 That turns the axle attached to which... 957 01:03:27,503 --> 01:03:29,562 are these blades here. 958 01:03:29,672 --> 01:03:32,266 - Oh. Yes. I see. - They rotate... 959 01:03:32,375 --> 01:03:37,574 and the screw squeezes the raw material through those holes. 960 01:03:37,680 --> 01:03:40,376 Oh. Sort of mincing machine. Is it? 961 01:03:40,483 --> 01:03:42,474 Smart fellow. 962 01:03:42,585 --> 01:03:45,486 Yes. Always was quick on the uptake. 963 01:03:45,588 --> 01:03:48,489 But tell me. Where do I fit in? 964 01:03:48,591 --> 01:03:52,550 - [Weasels Laughing] - [Wheezing] 965 01:03:58,267 --> 01:04:01,703 [Chattering, Shouting] 966 01:04:13,616 --> 01:04:17,313 dd [Drunken Singing] 967 01:04:25,728 --> 01:04:29,357 dd [Singing Continues] 968 01:04:31,934 --> 01:04:34,232 - They're all drunk. - Good. 969 01:04:34,337 --> 01:04:36,897 Then they won't be expecting anyone. 970 01:04:37,006 --> 01:04:38,940 You stay here. 971 01:04:42,278 --> 01:04:44,303 [Thuds] 972 01:04:44,413 --> 01:04:47,473 I say. Badger. 973 01:04:49,752 --> 01:04:54,155 [Shouting, Cheering] 974 01:04:56,225 --> 01:04:58,625 Hang on a sec. Badger. 975 01:05:00,129 --> 01:05:02,427 What on earth are you doing there? 976 01:05:02,531 --> 01:05:04,726 Just confusing the weasels. 977 01:05:27,156 --> 01:05:30,455 Tried to be like you. Ratty... 978 01:05:30,559 --> 01:05:32,459 but I'm not. 979 01:05:32,561 --> 01:05:36,053 I belong here. Underground. 980 01:05:37,566 --> 01:05:40,729 Tea... time. 981 01:05:45,508 --> 01:05:49,171 Tea... time. 982 01:05:52,148 --> 01:05:55,606 I'm so sorry. Ratty. 983 01:05:55,718 --> 01:05:57,743 My dear friend. 984 01:06:18,841 --> 01:06:20,741 [Burps] 985 01:06:24,814 --> 01:06:27,112 You're missin' the party. 986 01:06:27,216 --> 01:06:29,912 - [Badger] Evening, friend. - Funny-lookin' weasels. 987 01:06:30,019 --> 01:06:32,419 - Eeeh! - Ow! 988 01:06:33,956 --> 01:06:36,424 Here. You're no weasels at all. 989 01:06:36,525 --> 01:06:38,789 Who are they then? 990 01:06:40,329 --> 01:06:45,164 Oh. Dear. You can get that off with a little bit of salt. 991 01:06:45,267 --> 01:06:49,465 - Let's find the Chief Weasel. - He's right behind you. 992 01:07:03,285 --> 01:07:05,515 What under earth? 993 01:07:07,356 --> 01:07:09,449 "Dog food factory." 994 01:07:09,558 --> 01:07:11,788 They destroyed my home... 995 01:07:11,894 --> 01:07:15,455 to build a dog food factory. 996 01:07:19,769 --> 01:07:21,669 Move it! 997 01:07:23,039 --> 01:07:24,939 Come on. Get in. 998 01:07:50,299 --> 01:07:52,199 Oh. 999 01:07:56,539 --> 01:07:59,531 Dog food factory. 1000 01:07:59,642 --> 01:08:02,304 Dog food factory. 1001 01:08:03,512 --> 01:08:05,707 No! This is... Help! 1002 01:08:05,815 --> 01:08:09,945 You wanted to see how the mincer works. Toad. From the inside. 1003 01:08:10,052 --> 01:08:12,350 - [Toad Whimpering] - Fly eater! 1004 01:08:12,455 --> 01:08:15,288 - Put me down! - Pond lover! 1005 01:08:15,391 --> 01:08:19,760 Oh! Put me down! Stop! 1006 01:08:21,764 --> 01:08:25,325 Oh! Put me down! Please! 1007 01:08:25,434 --> 01:08:28,335 - Oh. No! Stop! - Oh! 1008 01:08:28,437 --> 01:08:31,338 Oh! Oh-ho! 1009 01:08:31,440 --> 01:08:35,069 - Put me down! Oh! - [Shouting] 1010 01:08:35,177 --> 01:08:37,839 [Whimpering] 1011 01:08:37,947 --> 01:08:40,347 Wait! 1012 01:08:45,221 --> 01:08:48,019 I've got a better recipe. 1013 01:08:48,124 --> 01:08:50,558 Put 'em all in together. 1014 01:08:52,128 --> 01:08:54,619 Ooh-la-la! Tres haute cuisine. 1015 01:08:54,730 --> 01:08:56,698 Shut up! 1016 01:08:56,799 --> 01:08:59,267 You know. You've convinced me. 1017 01:08:59,368 --> 01:09:03,031 I'm not going to blow up Toad Hall tomorrow after all. 1018 01:09:03,139 --> 01:09:05,630 I'm gonna blow it up tonight! 1019 01:09:08,077 --> 01:09:10,978 Make 'em into sausages and slice 'em up! 1020 01:09:14,016 --> 01:09:17,782 [Toad Whimpering] 1021 01:09:32,168 --> 01:09:35,069 Oh. Help! Help! Save me! 1022 01:09:39,108 --> 01:09:43,442 [Toad] Oh! Stop it! Stop all this now! I insist! 1023 01:09:52,021 --> 01:09:54,012 Uh! Oh! Uh! 1024 01:10:04,366 --> 01:10:06,994 [Gagging] 1025 01:10:13,008 --> 01:10:16,375 [Screaming] 1026 01:10:16,478 --> 01:10:19,447 [Cheering] 1027 01:10:19,548 --> 01:10:22,108 [Toad Whimpering] 1028 01:10:33,896 --> 01:10:36,228 It's out of order? I don't know. Down! 1029 01:10:54,250 --> 01:10:59,153 Help me. Ooh! [Whimpering] 1030 01:10:59,255 --> 01:11:01,519 Oh. It's... [Disgusted Groan] 1031 01:11:22,111 --> 01:11:24,011 Oh. 1032 01:11:26,782 --> 01:11:31,344 - Better put that down before someone gets hurt. Moley. - I-I-I'll shoot. 1033 01:11:31,453 --> 01:11:34,479 But you've only got one shot. 1034 01:11:34,590 --> 01:11:38,356 Give me the gun... and we'll all be friends. 1035 01:11:38,460 --> 01:11:42,123 Friends? I thought you said there was no such thing. 1036 01:11:42,231 --> 01:11:45,166 Oh. Come on! That was just an intro to a song. 1037 01:11:45,267 --> 01:11:50,466 - [Cocks Gun] - You destroyed my home to build a dog meat factory. 1038 01:11:50,572 --> 01:11:53,973 The area needs one. Our market research shows... 1039 01:11:54,076 --> 01:11:57,705 - You put my friends in a mincer! - Just a harmless joke. 1040 01:12:00,849 --> 01:12:05,149 - Steady on. [Stammering] - [Badger Laughing] 1041 01:12:05,254 --> 01:12:08,485 I say. Badger! 1042 01:12:08,590 --> 01:12:12,458 I'm not really a weasel. I'm a rabbit. 1043 01:12:12,561 --> 01:12:14,961 They forced me to work here. And you saved me. 1044 01:12:15,064 --> 01:12:17,362 - Oh. Thank you. Thank you! - Shut up. Keep moving. 1045 01:12:17,466 --> 01:12:20,196 "Auto." Oh. Good. We can drive home. 1046 01:12:20,302 --> 01:12:22,463 No! Don't touch anything! 1047 01:12:24,840 --> 01:12:27,240 [Alarm Blaring] 1048 01:12:27,343 --> 01:12:30,870 - Hmm? - [Clanging] 1049 01:12:30,979 --> 01:12:34,142 [Screaming] 1050 01:12:36,485 --> 01:12:39,283 [Cheering, Shouting] 1051 01:12:55,904 --> 01:12:57,804 Quiet! 1052 01:12:57,906 --> 01:12:59,897 - Shh! - Shh! 1053 01:13:00,008 --> 01:13:02,135 The chief has an announcement to make. 1054 01:13:02,244 --> 01:13:05,509 Yes. Quiet! The chief has an announcement to make. 1055 01:13:05,614 --> 01:13:08,606 - Shut up. Geoffrey! - Gentlemen! 1056 01:13:08,717 --> 01:13:12,517 Fellow members of Weasel Development Limited. 1057 01:13:12,621 --> 01:13:15,920 The dog food factory is in production... 1058 01:13:16,024 --> 01:13:18,356 as from a few moments ago! 1059 01:13:18,460 --> 01:13:21,122 [Cheering] 1060 01:13:21,230 --> 01:13:23,960 The demolition ofToad Hall... 1061 01:13:24,066 --> 01:13:26,830 has been brought forward to tonight! 1062 01:13:26,935 --> 01:13:29,199 [Cheering] 1063 01:13:30,839 --> 01:13:32,739 In its place... 1064 01:13:32,841 --> 01:13:36,038 we will build a slaughterhouse... 1065 01:13:36,145 --> 01:13:41,378 capable of processing all forms of river-dwelling life. 1066 01:13:41,483 --> 01:13:45,078 [Cheering] 1067 01:13:45,187 --> 01:13:48,452 Oh. Settle down! 1068 01:13:48,557 --> 01:13:51,856 In exactly 15 minutes... 1069 01:13:51,960 --> 01:13:55,157 Toad Hall will be... 1070 01:13:55,264 --> 01:13:57,926 - history! - [Cheering] 1071 01:13:58,033 --> 01:14:01,833 - [Badger] You imbecile. Toad! - I'm sorry. I'm sorry! 1072 01:14:01,937 --> 01:14:06,169 I am never going to try to help you ever again! 1073 01:14:06,275 --> 01:14:09,438 Call Mummy Weasel. I'm going to get minced! 1074 01:14:09,545 --> 01:14:13,606 [Cheering. Shouting] 1075 01:14:14,817 --> 01:14:18,685 I'm blowing up this place in ten minutes... 1076 01:14:18,787 --> 01:14:22,120 whether or not you lot are out of it! 1077 01:14:23,225 --> 01:14:25,125 Chief. Wait! 1078 01:14:25,227 --> 01:14:28,287 The boys have got a little... surprise for you. 1079 01:14:29,798 --> 01:14:32,358 Surprise? It can wait ten minutes. 1080 01:14:32,468 --> 01:14:37,030 No. No. No. We think you'd like it now. 1081 01:14:37,139 --> 01:14:39,369 [Toad Whimpering] Help! Somebody! 1082 01:14:55,457 --> 01:14:59,894 Oh. Dear. Oh. Dear. I can't throw for toffee. 1083 01:15:21,717 --> 01:15:24,584 Moley. Did you do that? 1084 01:15:27,122 --> 01:15:29,022 Yes. Rat. 1085 01:15:30,959 --> 01:15:33,484 [All Chattering] 1086 01:15:42,538 --> 01:15:47,134 - Happy birthday, Chief. - d For he's a jolly good weasel d 1087 01:15:47,242 --> 01:15:48,143 [All] d For he's a jolly good weasel d 1088 01:15:48,143 --> 01:15:50,134 [All] d For he's a jolly good weasel d 1089 01:15:50,245 --> 01:15:54,614 d For he's a jolly good weasel d 1090 01:15:54,716 --> 01:15:57,207 d And so say all of us dd 1091 01:15:57,319 --> 01:15:59,787 Three cheers for the chief! Hip-hip! 1092 01:15:59,888 --> 01:16:02,049 Hooray! 1093 01:16:02,157 --> 01:16:05,126 How did you know it was my birthday? 1094 01:16:05,227 --> 01:16:08,492 Aren't you going to blow them out? 1095 01:16:18,106 --> 01:16:20,939 Too bad you couldn't stick around... 1096 01:16:21,043 --> 01:16:24,171 'cause I'm in charge now. 1097 01:16:24,279 --> 01:16:26,076 [Laughing] 1098 01:16:26,181 --> 01:16:29,617 - No. No. No. I'm in charge now. - What? 1099 01:16:29,718 --> 01:16:32,380 - Grab 'em. Boys! - [Shouting] 1100 01:16:34,122 --> 01:16:36,682 You devious... 1101 01:16:40,529 --> 01:16:43,157 Too bad none of you could stick around! 1102 01:16:43,265 --> 01:16:46,359 - Did you let them in here? - Of course I didn't. 1103 01:16:48,503 --> 01:16:50,403 Yes. You did. 1104 01:16:52,708 --> 01:16:56,166 - Oh. No. I didn't. - Bother. 1105 01:16:56,278 --> 01:16:58,405 Didn't. 1106 01:17:12,361 --> 01:17:14,352 [Laughing] 1107 01:17:19,267 --> 01:17:21,997 Aaaah! 1108 01:17:27,409 --> 01:17:32,073 d It's a pleasure to have you here Mr. Badger d 1109 01:17:32,180 --> 01:17:35,240 d So good of you to ask me. Mr. Toad d 1110 01:17:35,350 --> 01:17:39,150 d And as for dear Mole I'm so glad you left your hole d 1111 01:17:39,254 --> 01:17:42,690 d And came to join you here in your abode d 1112 01:17:42,791 --> 01:17:46,283 d We were born on the same riverbank d 1113 01:17:46,395 --> 01:17:50,263 d What's mine is yours is his d 1114 01:17:50,365 --> 01:17:53,232 d Raised where the willows slip into the water d 1115 01:17:53,335 --> 01:17:57,772 d We get along like cheese and porter d 1116 01:17:57,873 --> 01:18:01,001 d Every morn we each give a thank d 1117 01:18:01,109 --> 01:18:03,839 d For friends is what we is d 1118 01:18:11,453 --> 01:18:15,253 - dd [Continues Faintly] - You've got it comin' to you. 1119 01:18:15,357 --> 01:18:17,951 You garbage! 1120 01:18:18,060 --> 01:18:21,029 d Helping each other like friends all ought to d 1121 01:18:21,129 --> 01:18:23,689 dd [Continues Quietly] 1122 01:18:49,324 --> 01:18:52,088 Uh. Toad. 1123 01:18:52,194 --> 01:18:54,924 You do the countdown. 1124 01:18:55,030 --> 01:18:58,431 Why. You... you. You. You weasel! 1125 01:18:58,533 --> 01:19:03,732 Come on, Toad. You can count down from ten, surely! 1126 01:19:03,839 --> 01:19:08,674 Ten. Nine... Where are you. Toad? 1127 01:19:08,777 --> 01:19:10,972 I'll have to do it myself. 1128 01:19:11,079 --> 01:19:13,343 Eight. Seven. Six... 1129 01:19:13,448 --> 01:19:16,349 Toad, can you hear? 1130 01:19:16,451 --> 01:19:19,443 Five... Only four to go. 1131 01:19:19,554 --> 01:19:21,749 Then it's good-bye to Toad Hall. 1132 01:19:21,857 --> 01:19:25,452 Four... Now what comes after four? 1133 01:19:25,560 --> 01:19:29,496 Oh. I know! Three. Two. One! 1134 01:19:29,598 --> 01:19:31,862 Aaah! 1135 01:19:31,967 --> 01:19:35,368 - [Toad Gasping] - Blowing up Toad Hall is only the beginning. 1136 01:19:35,470 --> 01:19:38,234 You won't recognize this dump when I'm finished! 1137 01:19:38,340 --> 01:19:42,709 - But why? Why destroy this beautiful place? - Why? 1138 01:19:42,811 --> 01:19:45,644 Because it will make me extremely rich. 1139 01:19:45,747 --> 01:19:48,614 - Aah! Aah! - Ow! 1140 01:19:48,717 --> 01:19:53,245 [Screaming] 1141 01:20:00,929 --> 01:20:05,093 Sorry you couldn't stick round for the fireworks. 1142 01:20:11,273 --> 01:20:13,901 Badger! Ratty! Mole! 1143 01:20:18,246 --> 01:20:21,044 d Every morn we each give a thank d 1144 01:20:21,149 --> 01:20:24,084 d That friends is what we is dd 1145 01:20:24,186 --> 01:20:28,122 Ratty! Moley! Get out! 1146 01:20:29,958 --> 01:20:34,292 Ten. Nine. Eight. Seven. Six. Five. Four. Three. Two. One. 1147 01:20:46,107 --> 01:20:48,735 Oh. My friends. 1148 01:20:48,944 --> 01:20:50,878 It's all my fault. 1149 01:20:50,979 --> 01:20:54,346 Badger. Ratty... 1150 01:20:54,449 --> 01:20:56,508 dear Mole. 1151 01:20:56,618 --> 01:21:00,748 [Sobbing] All my fault. 1152 01:21:05,393 --> 01:21:07,327 [Running Footsteps] 1153 01:21:07,429 --> 01:21:10,125 [Badger] What the devil was that? 1154 01:21:11,566 --> 01:21:15,468 Well. looks as if we certainly confused those weasels. 1155 01:21:21,910 --> 01:21:25,107 You mean... you swapped the... 1156 01:21:25,213 --> 01:21:29,172 And they put the explosives in the dog meat factory. 1157 01:21:29,284 --> 01:21:33,550 And then... Oh. You clever old Ratty. 1158 01:21:33,655 --> 01:21:37,591 Oh, you did well, Rat. 1159 01:21:37,692 --> 01:21:40,456 - [Laughing] Oh. Boy! - [Laughing] 1160 01:21:40,562 --> 01:21:42,996 And so Toad Hall was saved... 1161 01:21:43,098 --> 01:21:46,090 by my daring and cleverness. 1162 01:21:46,201 --> 01:21:50,365 I shall now narrate how I escaped from jail. Stole a train... 1163 01:21:50,472 --> 01:21:53,270 and single-handedly defeated the weasels' plans... 1164 01:21:53,375 --> 01:21:55,639 to destroy the riverbank. 1165 01:21:55,744 --> 01:21:57,712 - [Applause On Gramophone] - Thank you. 1166 01:21:57,812 --> 01:22:00,212 But first. A little song. 1167 01:22:00,315 --> 01:22:03,182 Oh. No. You don't. 1168 01:22:03,285 --> 01:22:05,310 - Oh. Hello. You chaps. - Toad. What are these? 1169 01:22:05,420 --> 01:22:09,413 - Oh. My invitation cards. Something... - They're disgraceful. 1170 01:22:09,524 --> 01:22:13,016 "Program of entertainment: Speech by Toad; 1171 01:22:13,128 --> 01:22:15,460 "song by Senor Enrico Toado; 1172 01:22:15,563 --> 01:22:17,724 "conjuring tricks. The Great Toadini; 1173 01:22:17,832 --> 01:22:20,630 juggling. The Amazing Toadisto!" 1174 01:22:20,735 --> 01:22:24,330 Now. Iook here. Toad. Understand there are to be no speeches and no songs. 1175 01:22:24,439 --> 01:22:26,407 May I sing just one little one? 1176 01:22:26,508 --> 01:22:30,535 - Toady. You know your songs are just full of self-praise and... - Gas. 1177 01:22:30,645 --> 01:22:32,781 You've got to turn over a new leaf. 1178 01:22:32,781 --> 01:22:35,181 For all our sakes. 1179 01:22:38,620 --> 01:22:43,785 My friends. I am a proud and stupid Toad. 1180 01:22:43,892 --> 01:22:48,022 Henceforth, I will be very different. 1181 01:22:48,129 --> 01:22:50,791 No more boasting. No more fads. 1182 01:22:50,899 --> 01:22:53,197 I know now there's more to life than motorcars. 1183 01:22:53,301 --> 01:22:55,633 I certainly hope so. 1184 01:22:55,737 --> 01:22:58,831 [Together] Sing us a song. Mr. Toad. 1185 01:22:58,940 --> 01:23:01,807 - [Crowd Murmuring] - No. No more songs. 1186 01:23:01,910 --> 01:23:04,003 - Oh. Go on. Mr. Toad. - Shh! 1187 01:23:04,112 --> 01:23:07,843 Well. Maybe just one little one. 1188 01:23:07,949 --> 01:23:10,474 - [Crowd Murmuring] - No. Toad! 1189 01:23:10,585 --> 01:23:12,644 Come on. And you. Moley. 1190 01:23:17,258 --> 01:23:20,750 d We were born on the same riverbank d 1191 01:23:20,929 --> 01:23:24,695 d What's mine is yours is his d 1192 01:23:24,799 --> 01:23:28,997 d Raised where the willows creep into the water d 1193 01:23:29,104 --> 01:23:32,596 d We get along like cheese and porter d 1194 01:23:32,707 --> 01:23:36,165 d Every morn we each give a thank d 1195 01:23:36,277 --> 01:23:40,407 d For friends is what we is d 1196 01:23:40,515 --> 01:23:43,678 d We have sworn by the same riverbank d 1197 01:23:43,785 --> 01:23:48,279 d What's mine is yours is his d 1198 01:23:48,390 --> 01:23:50,415 dd [Continues Faintly] 1199 01:23:50,525 --> 01:23:53,358 Ah. Mr. Toad. 1200 01:23:53,461 --> 01:23:55,986 I'm afraid I could only get you the one. 1201 01:23:56,097 --> 01:23:59,999 d Every morn we each give a thank d 1202 01:24:00,101 --> 01:24:02,126 d For friends is d 1203 01:24:02,303 --> 01:24:07,502 d What we is dd 1204 01:24:11,246 --> 01:24:14,374 - [Applause] - [Airplane Approaching] 1205 01:24:19,554 --> 01:24:22,079 - [Crowd Exclaiming] - It's Toad! 1206 01:24:22,190 --> 01:24:24,818 [Laughs] Hello. You chaps! 1207 01:24:31,666 --> 01:24:33,827 Ooh. Sorry. You rabbits. 1208 01:24:33,935 --> 01:24:36,870 That's the last time I ever try... 1209 01:24:36,971 --> 01:24:39,337 to help that. That... 1210 01:24:39,441 --> 01:24:43,571 - Pooh! Pooh! - d Ooh, ooh, miracle d 1211 01:24:44,379 --> 01:24:46,939 d Ooh, ooh, miracle d 1212 01:24:47,048 --> 01:24:50,176 [Man] d You know his name and he's conceited d 1213 01:24:50,285 --> 01:24:53,686 d Drives the wrong side of the road d 1214 01:24:53,788 --> 01:24:57,383 d From his brains down to his feet it's clear d 1215 01:24:57,492 --> 01:25:00,859 - d He's just a foolish Toad d - Whoo-hoo! 1216 01:25:00,962 --> 01:25:03,362 - d Even though you know the games he's playin' d - Careful, Toad. 1217 01:25:03,465 --> 01:25:07,060 - d And he'll drive you round the bend d - [Engine Sputtering] 1218 01:25:07,168 --> 01:25:10,934 d Somewhere deep inside a voice keeps sayin' d 1219 01:25:11,039 --> 01:25:14,031 d He's a friend d 1220 01:25:14,142 --> 01:25:17,669 d He's a friend d 1221 01:25:17,779 --> 01:25:22,079 d There's a candle in the darkness burning bright d 1222 01:25:22,183 --> 01:25:24,981 d Ooh, ooh Candle burning bright d 1223 01:25:25,086 --> 01:25:28,920 d A fireside welcome in the stormy night d 1224 01:25:29,023 --> 01:25:31,856 d Ooh, ooh In the stormy night d 1225 01:25:31,960 --> 01:25:34,895 d Thats's the way the story ends d 1226 01:25:34,996 --> 01:25:39,865 d It's the miracle of friends d 1227 01:25:39,968 --> 01:25:44,337 d There's a candle in the darkness burning bright d 1228 01:25:44,439 --> 01:25:47,670 d Ooh, ooh, miracle d 1229 01:25:47,775 --> 01:25:50,539 d Ooh, ooh, miracle d 1230 01:25:50,645 --> 01:25:53,739 d In the world so full of strangers d 1231 01:25:53,848 --> 01:25:57,011 - d Everybody needs a friend d - [Toad Hooting] 1232 01:25:57,118 --> 01:26:01,020 d Someone to help you through the dangers d 1233 01:26:01,122 --> 01:26:03,920 d Wait around the bend d 1234 01:26:04,025 --> 01:26:07,483 d Even when the dark is all around you d 1235 01:26:07,595 --> 01:26:10,723 d Not a star up in the sky d 1236 01:26:10,832 --> 01:26:14,324 d Wait until the light of friendship's found you d 1237 01:26:14,435 --> 01:26:17,427 d You'll get by d 1238 01:26:17,539 --> 01:26:21,134 d You'll get by d 1239 01:26:21,242 --> 01:26:25,508 d There's a candle in the darkness burning bright d 1240 01:26:25,613 --> 01:26:28,548 d Ooh, ooh Candle burning bright d 1241 01:26:28,650 --> 01:26:32,416 d A fireside welcome in the stormy night d 1242 01:26:32,520 --> 01:26:35,318 d Ooh, ooh In the stormy night d 1243 01:26:35,423 --> 01:26:38,415 d That's the way the story ends d 1244 01:26:38,526 --> 01:26:43,156 d It's the miracle of friends d 1245 01:26:43,298 --> 01:26:49,032 d There's a candle in the darkness burning bright d 1246 01:26:54,809 --> 01:26:58,142 d Ooh, ooh, miracle d 1247 01:26:58,246 --> 01:27:01,579 d Ooh, ooh, miracle d 1248 01:27:01,683 --> 01:27:05,016 d Ooh, ooh, miracle d 1249 01:27:05,119 --> 01:27:07,587 d Ooh, ooh, miracle dd 93433